The Fart (A Quick Unfortunate Story)

[ChloroformUrMother]

I want his ass.

[joshstoph]

p.s. I grew up with six older brothers. Yes: Farts are funny.

[joshstoph]

Love that you looked to the left when you said you looked to the right and so on. :) Just found your channel today via Jake Sidwell's channel.

[emmavictimx]

All the plaid shirts kill me off

[pjerd14022]

french math class?

[laneSL]

Can you do another Quick Unfortunate Story!? It's one of your best youtube vid features.

[OceanOfTwilight]

omg i am in tears laughing so hard

[HaiAliMonsterDino]

"HIS NAME WAS BRANDON"

[sgnalfyr23]

Can you speak french?

[lauraanddan]

Doesn't know his left and right?

[abcdefghijkayz]

@lauraanddan the camera probably flipped the image. mr. bravener is not a dumbass.

[lightningbolt61]

@lauraanddan He tried to show left and right from our point of view

[simmychannel]

HIS NAME WAS BRANDON hahaha :D 

[michouneful]

Oh yes to French Canadians and ''Théorem de pythagore''. And yes indeed farts are FUNNY.

[iDislikeNames]

Your class is apparently full of hipsters.

[Bubblegumdrop66]

hahahah i love how when u say i looked to my left u looked to ur right and when u said i liiked to my right u looked to ur left XD yes, im very observant hahaha

[Bubblegumdrop66]

ahahaha i love how when u say i looked to my left u turned right and when u said turned to my right u looked left XD

[TheNakedWombat]

So not only does water spin in the other direction in the northern hemisphere, your Left & Right is opposite as well. LOL

[random911imdead]

'also, is it weird everyone in my class was wearing plaid?' XD hahaha

[lunaticshirt]

oh god this has happened to me so many times during a test. So. Many. Times. Hysterical laughter all around.

YES THE END

PLAID

NO NOT REALLY

BEAUTIFUL

FARTS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN

[themandymayshow]

now, there was a gentleman sitting in front of me, whose name will be omitted from this story to protect his identity. HIS NAME WAS BRANDON.

[KallyKitten]

OMG this video made me laugh so hard! I love plaid and idc what anyone says. Situations like that are hilarious. I <3 U!

[jordosthesexx]

I liked this before i even finished watching it because i love farts!!!

[sarakaee]

Pahaha. "'Pythagorean Theory' or in French 'Nadjshfdjkgn Depintigon'." <3

[nobody1723]

Do you speak french for real... or you just speak for the sake of this video? ( well... I'm guessing you are because you wouldn't be saying«théoreme de pythagore» and oui... .... ... maybe...

[missisadelau]

incorrect right and left :P

[imimmenceandurnot]

french maths?

[fuzzyeyeball]

The French ;sdkg;siu de pentagon. I died.

[madentirelyofawesome]

I don't know exactly what to say to this video... except maybe 'Preeeeeeeeeeeee.' Hilarious Video, sir. :)

[Amarox3000]

Lolz ^_^

I find it weirder that everyone in your class had identical beards.

[Chidori328]

that was really funny. I should've seen you sooner X]

[wowNATwhattheFREAK]

are you left handed? :D

[LittleMissLavaHead]

My God. Trying to keep from laughing out loud in a house where everyone's asleep. Tryiiiiing....

[BUGY90]

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[EvangeliumDiSilenti]

Lmao. I hate when you're thinking of something so funny in class that you can't contain it and you end up getting kicked out. Good times :)

[RandomlyBran]

OMG, hahahaha. I love you. And to reply to your description, I've been a subscriber for a while now, 2008-ish, I think? You're amazing! Keep being amazing! ;) ♥

[natal33to]

Oh my goodness. I laughed so hard at this that I started crying.

This stuff happens to me at least once a week at school. You are so great.

[Alois76]

Farts are funny!

[michaelawonton]

HIS NAME WAS BRANDON

[lashey221]

Hey wait; no purple contacts? :O Since when??

[hannahmmt]

My dog's ears went up for the fart you created. :]

[iCharlottey]

I watched this like 7 times, lordy lord, you are, hil-ah-rious.

[supahfreeak]

lol FARTS ARE FUNNY yes they are

[Baderaaj]

could u plz say about n ur next video

[dreamsxofxhiei]

MY LAUGHTER IS CONSTANT FARTING OF PLAID GASEOUS SUBSTANCES

one time in hs bio, a friend's stomach growled this pitiful but very similar sound to that of BRANDON's fart and i could not stop laughing for the life of me. i feel that professors as human beings have experienced these same moments and thus should not have to call students out in the middle of class and, in doing so, interrupting class.

[xXsmallville12Xx]

your french is excellent.

[neversayno2movies]

i have japanese math i guess thats why everyone else is failing

[ohnoaperson543]

we have french math. in the US.

[HappyHeffalump]

Andrew, you should right a book of all your Quick Unfortunate Stories. Not only are they really funny, but you tell them really well. I'd totally buy the book

[AddisonNicole7806]

i had just noticed the pladd thing before you said it.......im realllly into pladd right now so i liked that about this video:)

[PsyIn2D]

Hahaha farts ARE funny!!!

[JamesPleiadesHawkins]

OMG I would have laughed too my boyfriend did that in class once only he sat right beside me he did that exact same thing lifting his but in the air god i wa sso disgusted, right in front of me and he did that I was all like oh god Dylan! It was hilarious.

[thatLITTLEgurl22]

you looked to your right first and then your left

[bcgtiger]

An abundance of Andrew's.

[silverhalls]

FARTS. ARE. FUNNY. lmao :)

[CookieDough711]

i learned the pythagrem theory in grade 7!! and it wasnt advanced math!!

GOD, I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH, i had to favorite!:):D

[JOSE4329]

haha crap this shit is hilarious!!! I've had those moments but more random ones where the professor is just goofy and I try my f'n hardest to keep me from busting out loud!

[felicamia]

Your french is good.

[shanbrooks123]

Math in England is crap!. we learn pythagorous when we are 15!

[charleeinwonderland]

you have fine plaid shirts

[EmilayBemilayDisaray]

FARTS ARE FUNNY! Wi.

[MetaCooler]

Can you please do more of these stories? I love them but sadly they seem to be in short supply. fix that.

[AmandaAmburgey]

I added this to Stumble upon dot com :D

[BulletxforxJulie]

Oh my word, there is nothing that makes my day more than one of your hilarious QUSes...? Quick Unfortunate Stories.

[sweetnsour39]

Andrewww (and everyone else reading this), look up "A Very Bravener Halloween" in the Facebook search bar..gracias!!

[SexySingleSisters]

this is the first video i have ever seen of yours and it is quite a good one:)

[kourtneylawrence]

yu need to make some more videos!!!

[t3rr0rtr4v15]

i would just like to point out, when you said you looked to your left, you actually looked to our right & vice-versa. just saying ! but still, awesome story. second to the temper tantrums, quick unfortunate stories are the best :]

[WickedDinosaurRawrr]

You are a very very good looking guy *_*

[stewpedium]

Boy that sure was funny... sigh

[AmanduhGrace]

That fart almost sounds like Togepi. way cool! haha

[znigao4]

LOL remember the bird from your really old unfortunate story XD so i had too XD

[brookecantoo]

lol his name was brandon

[ArielValentine]

I miss the old AQUS intro... 

[AndrewBravener]

@ArielValentine MAN UP.

[BnasBnas]

I liked the other intro better :(

[theofficegirl88]

ANDREW! I remember this story. Awww...Miss u :)

[MCRhomie]

quick unfortunate stories with andrew are my fucking favorite.

I still watch the old ones sometimes when I need a good laugh. :D

[verspricht]

I have a similar story! 7th grade...we were supposed to be doing silent reading...I was reading Prey by Michael Chriton (this book is really serious), and there was one part where a character farted and it was so funny!! I could not stop laughing, and when I showed my friend, she started laughing too, and my teacher asked us both to leave the classroom until we stopped. Unfortunately, the hallway magnified our laughter, so it was harder to stop. It still makes me laugh to this day.

[Awhmagawsh]

Andrew, Is it weird that I have NEVER laughed this hard?

[al2lisonlbryant]

omg, i totally hate when somebody farts and i'm the ONLY one who notices... and everybody just... keeps on keeping on. and i'm like, "DUDE...."

[quirkyforever]

hehehe..........

[kissmeminirish]

Prrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee xD

[EverWhiteWithSails]

eww i hope it didnt smell lol.

[avonne100]

Haha yeay I noticed everyone wore plaid!

[dudechiglichy]

Le théoreme de Pythagore ;p haha

[TopTrendingTopics]

French math classes, yeah. We dread that.

[luccawarrior]

FARTS ARE FUNNY

word.

[sweeetleaf689]

sweet solar system poster.

[ThoughsBecomeThings]

5 people fart in class

[electricXtaylor]

I totally miss A Quick Unfortunate Story With Andrew.

If you don't make more, I will hunt you down and kill you.

[amanduh111112]

hahahaha woww still hilarious. although not a 'quick unfortunate story time', i'll never forget your first story ever ...the cat one? yep...never laughed so hard at a video :)

[kayjen9194]

LOL "yes...oui..." -gets up and leaves-

[iwishihadanaccent]

were you in french immersion?

[FrescoDaMan]

all canadians look a like. that's not racist, just an observation made from this video

[silverpencil6]

I am sitting in my dorm with my sleeping dorm-mate and you just made me tear up in silent giggles. Good job.

[polkadotsnstripes11]

I did in fact, notice that "everyone" was wearing plaid ^_^

I also have been kicked out of class for laughing too hard. And not being able to stop. Must be something about math classes :P

[EternalPerfektion]

his name waz BRANDON.

[teamtroof]

BEST VIDEO EVER

[jessklug]

I LOVE YOUR IMMENSE COLLECTION OF PLAID SHIRTS <3 and I was wondering if you were going to point that out! great vid. I miss vintage AndrewBravener like this. You should also bring back thinky tea/thinky chair...

[TheBreadmeat]

(pppffffttttt.....) "Oh Dear! Pardon Me!" (=

[nicluvzpanic]

Andrew has grown up so much!! Lol, I'm only 17, but still. I remember when he was all little :')

[MadinaLakeYay]

This made me LOL. Omg. This is amazing!! Thanks for making me cry with laughter! Much love from London! xD

[Stain0]

Plaid class :p

[AnniemalPlanet]

So creative!

[Abbythepinkpuppy]

oh andrew! im crying i laughed so hard. <3

[bawwyoa]

HAHAHA! I was going to say something about all the plaid before you said something.

[33farrar33]

FARTS. ARE. FUNNY. hahahaha

[miissmariisaa]

hahaha that was awesome. pleaseee more quick unfortunate storiess:)))

[YumePinkuBara]

p.s. what's weird is that you had on a red flannel shirt in class & a blue one can the end. i only noticed that after i saw it again only because I LOVE FLANNEL&love all the ones you were wearing! :D

[YumePinkuBara]

this story made my night! i eould'vr totally been laughing with you!

p.s. randomly went you the VLOGCANDY website, took the quiz, and got you! YAY! :D

[GroundFootHeadCloud]

Thank you so much for bringing back Quick Unfortunate Story Time!

[thehungryzombies]

you were wearing that green plaid shirt when i met you :D

and im going to get kicked out of my class laughing cause ill be thinking of this xD

[KawaiiRachie]

why are you wearing all plaid?

[rtam95]

ah! you were french immersion! i wanted my mother to put me into an immersion school.

[TheJackyninja]

You're great, Andrew!

:D

[kampam3]

Hahaha...that was awesome!!!

[mandi123789]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i laughed soooo hard!

haha, i even started tearing up :'3

thanks for making my day! :D

[MiguelMGMT]

Haha i love how you explain your stories.

Please, keep making " A Quick Unfortunate Story With Andrew "

Are you making this just randomly or do you have a schedule for it?

[fizzylimon]

hah someone farted once in a music theory listening test I was taking... so everyone was listening... it was hilariously awkward.

[dspaulson54]

other left.

[mossykittyy]

Bahahahaha :p

You're adorable.

And you makes me laugh

[utsux3]

It might be weirder that everyone in your class looks like carbon copies of one another.

But maybe that's just me

[heatherxatlxmaine]

omg. similar thing, well not really, but i was in class. and my teacher was talking at the bored about some periodic table things and i just started laughing sooo hard. i thought of something with my friend. and he also made me sit in the hallway.

i wore plaid today. but not in your classroom. dammit.

[SimpleErika]

This has happened to me SO MANY TIMES. XD

[yesterdaysgirl87]

So I saw you in line outside the ROM at Nuit Blanche last night. I wanted to go up to you, but I was too shy. It was so weird/cool seeing you in real life though :) Hope you enjoyed the 29 voices if you got to see it!

[MainManMegahan]

I was definitely thinking that about the plaid before you said anything.

[MaddyMcD]

Your shirts are might fine andrew :)

[waltdisney1234567890]

"FARTS ARE FUNNY."

[noodles185]

i laughed watching you trying not to laugh

[ShakespeareFrost]

Woah, why are you taking french math? I didn't know you spoke french!

[rylandblackinton]

damn you have a lot of flannel shirts.

[GolliItsHolli]

YES! WIN!

this was brilliant!

i love how you changed your shirt. :)

[megan5002]

FARTS ARE FUNNY!

[PaperMonocles]

Lol french math, you Canadians are pretty strange!!

[AndrewBravener]

@PaperMonocles You do know they have math in hundreds of languages now. ITS TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM! Except.. in the US.

[cutieboo12345]

@PaperMonocles We r strange in a good way though lol

[bethbo]

This literally made me laugh out loud.

[meganisyou]

LOVE this.

[aldrichkyoshizu]

WTF, my name's Andrew. I have at least 10 plaid shirts, I have my hair swept to the right. I have your staedler pencil and eraser. Both ears pierced.

But farts are only funny when not inhaled. :[

[DAISUKIDAISUKE]

I love your effort in changing shirts!

[BryanBEATBOX]

you own a lot of flannel/plaid

[FcuknGabbana]

Lololololol

[limeshadow]

Hehe omg! I love these stories! :)

[LitttleJane]

Sweet! I missed these unfortunate stories.

Your video made me laugh really hard. Like you, I also couldn't keep my laughter in.

<3

[toastburntbread]

i'm sure you laughing about it caused more embarrasment for you than the guy farting. which leads me to the next point, is there no justice in the world?!?!?

[silyrabbit67]

My goodness you're attractive.

[Tomisprettyunique]

HISNAMEWASBRANDON!

loving the video, and Canada sounds like an awesome place. Meanwhile, I'm stuck in rainy old England. If I was to come to Canada, what's the best place to visit/stay?

[KaykayCici]

@AndrewBravener What a coincidence.. I did too !

I live in Ontario now.

[raquelle08]

ahahaha you are such a guy :)

[LINDSAYLIKEOMG]

OMG LOL just your reinactment of the noise made me LOL

[BRIGHTENthisday]

FARTS ARE FUNNY !

[howaboutstefanie]

PRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEE!

oh, my bad.

[RAWRzors1230]

yes... oui. <3

[XxPushoverxX]

lolol

[CelticDragon026]

Your reenactment was wonderful :3

and then end was great :D

[OutcastAngelV]

AQUSWA!!!! ;D

[reverse342]

hahaha!! i love this! more sooonn :D

[pokehisnose]

being from canada... is that a canadian thing?

ugh.. get educated people

[kane12015]

i'm not even kidding, the same thin happened to me minus getting asked to leave! hahahahaha

[goodmorningfire]

This made me laugh quite a bit.

[FallOutBoy1201]

Rofl!!!

Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[lilballerina]

YES!

[cMONSTERitd]

lol'n

[pngn69]

LOL. Niiiiiiiiiiiiice.