My first girlfriend's house I took a massive dump at her house and lied that i took a slash, then her and her friend went in their, smelt it and saw the fucking stains on the toilet/................. fuck. So embarrassing I actually did not speak to her again hhahhahaha and to make it worse she told everyone.
Hahahaha that was hilarious!!! My has to be when I was in 7th grade I was in my science class and I began sneezing I sneezed so hard that I ripped the loudest fart known to man out. everyone in the class heard this and began laughing. My face became red and I just sank down into my seat. The teacher started saying to the class to be quite and that it was natural and that ever person farts lol It was horrible, I wanted that class to end as fast as possible that day.
I would have died if that happened to me! My most embarrassing moment was when I was walking with this guy and I tripped and fell into a bush and he fell into it and onto me when he was trying to save me from falling.
aaaagggghhh....man, I'm sensitive to this shit, literally...I so wanted to heed the warning, but it's like a car wreck ya gotta watch...you're a great storyteller....FUNNY AS HELL, although I do need to get this picture out of my head as soon as possible.
Oh god im laughing so hard right now. Fuck me i feel bad for you.
Reminds me when i was at a friends house taking a shower at her place, I had to poop so i craped in my hand and tried to throw it into the toilet. I missed and it splattered all over the bathroom.
one time . I took a dump on my neighbors lawn. at his family reunion. talk about party crasher. or should I say. farty crapper? lol. sereously. dont block me for miss spelling seriously. you feckin rule. everytime I m in the john I say " honey ,come look at this!" she runs away and Im free, for a minute. jesus christ Im wierd. ...you started it. peace, slap
Geeez, dude. Come back with more of these, please. I miss it. You must seriously be the most underrated youtuber out there.
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My first girlfriend's house I took a massive dump at her house and lied that i took a slash, then her and her friend went in their, smelt it and saw the fucking stains on the toilet/................. fuck. So embarrassing I actually did not speak to her again hhahhahaha and to make it worse she told everyone.
nounever 1 year ago
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nounever 1 year ago
I love a good bodily fluid story as much as the next guy, but damn is that just hilariously foul.
kookiemoose 1 year ago
story time with DOL... awesome.
CakesBomb 1 year ago
thats was funny most of my embarrassing moments come when i am naked and my dog comes around
imRegiBitch 1 year ago
@imRegiBitch peanut butter, nuff said.
TheDistrictofLucky 1 year ago
Hahahaha that was hilarious!!! My has to be when I was in 7th grade I was in my science class and I began sneezing I sneezed so hard that I ripped the loudest fart known to man out. everyone in the class heard this and began laughing. My face became red and I just sank down into my seat. The teacher started saying to the class to be quite and that it was natural and that ever person farts lol It was horrible, I wanted that class to end as fast as possible that day.
TheJRuddster 1 year ago
@TheJRuddster shit that is hilarious you should make a video of that.
TheDistrictofLucky 1 year ago
I would have died if that happened to me! My most embarrassing moment was when I was walking with this guy and I tripped and fell into a bush and he fell into it and onto me when he was trying to save me from falling.
heyromantic 1 year ago
LOL! Thats a pretty good story.
Radrey 1 year ago
ahh man lol im in tears
JohnnyCrab2000 1 year ago
this reminds me of a Seinfeld episode
trnjulcica 1 year ago
ahhah shower time
trnjulcica 1 year ago
aaaagggghhh....man, I'm sensitive to this shit, literally...I so wanted to heed the warning, but it's like a car wreck ya gotta watch...you're a great storyteller....FUNNY AS HELL, although I do need to get this picture out of my head as soon as possible.
FromUnderTheRock 1 year ago
did you really have to tell us this story??? i mean really??
ManekiNeko28 1 year ago
Hahaha :) Thats hilarious! 2:40 Shower tiiiime! lol Poo is so funny.
mariesoullier 1 year ago
WHAT
ManekiNeko28 1 year ago
if you got to go, you got to go....so
ManekiNeko28 1 year ago
Oh god im laughing so hard right now. Fuck me i feel bad for you.
Reminds me when i was at a friends house taking a shower at her place, I had to poop so i craped in my hand and tried to throw it into the toilet. I missed and it splattered all over the bathroom.
Nearly as bad as you. nearly..
BIGIFANDYELLOWCARD 1 year ago
hahaha you rock !
MisterYuu 1 year ago
hahahahaha i was laughing my ass off by the end of the video!! hahahah awesome!!! i think i peed a little hahaha
DannySouless 1 year ago
@DannySouless that was my goal.
TheDistrictofLucky 1 year ago
@TheDistrictofLucky To make him pee a little? I always fail at that.
iFukuyama 1 year ago
one time . I took a dump on my neighbors lawn. at his family reunion. talk about party crasher. or should I say. farty crapper? lol. sereously. dont block me for miss spelling seriously. you feckin rule. everytime I m in the john I say " honey ,come look at this!" she runs away and Im free, for a minute. jesus christ Im wierd. ...you started it. peace, slap
Slapnuts6931 1 year ago
@Slapnuts6931 well if i can inspire another fecophiliac i have really made my mark.
TheDistrictofLucky 1 year ago