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  • Utter confusion @ 6:20

  • but still clooney seemed pissed

  • after seeing Gervais, this is not funny at all

  • THIS IS SO LAME AND PATRONISING

  • 9:09 It's not Jeff Bridges, his name is "The Dude."

  • 5.27 hes so high :))) Woody is my man!!!

  • well Chrstoph .... the mother lode

    heheheh

    i love steve martin ... best host of Oscars ever .. not forget to mention ricky gervais

  • @erroer1 that's because they were all in the same movie. racist...

  • I Freaking Love these two men

  • I made decision every year: the ceremony is too boring, I am not staying up the whole night to watch it next year. but after watching clips like this one I always think: it wasn't THAT bad... vicious circle.

  • 4:35 when Steve Martin makes The Jerk joke, look at Bobby Duvall in the back LMFAO he's completely lost

  • 1:00 Jeff Bridges, who didn't shave his beard until he hosted SNL that year

  • who's the gandalf guy behind Quentin Tarantino?

  • did any one notice how the black people were seated together? all crowded together like that?

  • @erroer1 they were all in the same movie (precious) so they had to seat them together, i don't think there was anything untoward or racist about it.

  • @erroer1 that's because they were all in the same movie

  • @erroer1 cause they were all in the same movie called precious. so what?

  • @erroer1 It's because they were the cast of "Precious". They sat together!

  • oscars with steve martin as a host always the best

  • oh god their comic timing is fucking terrible.....it's poorly written and poorly performed

  • "who dosnt love sandra bullock" and the next day...?

  • 7:19

  • Their performance is so... stiff. -_O

  • tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky...............martin and baldwin are great though !!!!

  • Video game? What video game?

    Oh, Donkey Kong.

  • but...the face of george clooney?? What does it mean??

  • The Dude abides @0:58

  • george clooney couldn't not smile. haha. nice job, martin and baldwin.

  • hahahaaa you can just hear meryl streep laughing over everyone lmaooooo

  • "Is that James Cameron?" (puts on glasses)

    5:47 James Cameron "Smart ass..."

  • I love them and Meryl Streep <3

  • i dont get the precious joke about the video game

  • @drjanahay most movies are either based off of a book or a video game, and precious wasn't. so that was the joke. even though it wasn't a big one.

  • I wonder if the academy is sick of people asking for transcripts so they asked them to say that last joke? :P

  • i dont get the video game joke about precious...

  • watch Hollywood films for free

  • Wow Alex's Sandra joke actually came true a few days later

  • I love it when Steve says, "Take a good look at us, guys... this is you in five years."

  • Love Meryl Streep!

  • "In Inglourious Basterds Christoph Waltz played a Nazi obsessed with finding Jews. Well Christoph... the motherload" xD

    every single second of their show can be turned into a great anegdote :)

  • I just don't get what Steve means by mentioning Hitler?! can anyone explain?? :D

  • "Who doesn't love Sandra Bullock?" - Jessie James

  • they were great, i wish they do it again.

  • what the hell is up with george clooney ?

  • wtf is up with george clooney ?

  • "Anyone who has ever worked with Meryl Streep always ends up saying the exact same thing - can that woman act! and what's with all the Hitler memorabilia?" Brilliant!

  • Why does Alec suddenly become British at 8:47?

  • And this is Alec Baldwin... Win!

  • jeff bridges looks like KFC guy lol

  • bwahaha meryl streep at the start.

  • k seriously when r people going to understand clooney and alec r bff anmd his not impressed face was all part of the act

  • elisabetta is thinking: what the hell is going on :D

  • 1:35 was that the guy from stuck on you?

  • 1:00 Jeff Bridges? or who is it?

  • I love black ppl.

  • He's so high..!=))))

  • loveley bones killer at 3:40

  • clooney thought he was a goat, he was trying to kill him

  • those two are actually funny, AND great actors. the 2011 hosts are horrible in comparison.

  • 9:30  clooney sees a goat!

  • get don rickles to do this!

  • am i the only 1 who notices the contant tick of alex baldwind's left arm and hand?

  • "the motherload" OMFG RTFOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Epic Jew Joke!

  • Was this supposed to be funny?

  • At 8:25 Matt Damon stops laughing...

  • 7:45 AWESOME

  • I love black ppl.

  • I feel like Billy Crystal and Steve Martin should just go back and forth as Oscar hosts, they are the best

  • ALEC BALWIND VS GORGE CLOONEY: BEST STARE FIGHT

  • this was one of the best opening monologues ive ever seen, hilarious jokes!

  • love how the actors take it in good faith, and dont get over angry or anything

  • im sorry but Steve Martin's style of comedy doesn't work in todays world.

  • 9:12 man he looks like a really nice guy

  • Classy Bastards :)

  • 1:00 ROBERT DOWNEY JR. <3 :D

  • It was all part of the joke with Clooney doing the gloomy face people

  • @Invinciblez18 How do you know?

  • 7:25 Gandalf?

  • @starbursting1 hahahahahahahahahaha

  • alec is just one hot piece of ass

  • bad taste in 1975

    bad taste every day

    continueing

  • bad taste in 1975

    bad taste every day

  • 5:57 does james cameron say 'smartass'? haha

  • Wow, Chris Plumber actually does look like a Tolstoy

  • what the fuck is Clooney's promblem

  • @Paxiaynox are you really that stupid? it was set up of course

  • lol precious got 2 seats

  • lol precious

  • ... this is booring

    

  • there is so much money in that room..

  • I ROFLed when Steve pulled out the bug spray and killed the floating wood sprites.

  • I love how most of the actors really give off them self through all the jokes from stage! :D

  • I love how everyone they mention gets a ton of applause, and then it's like, "James Cameron". *golf claps*

  • at 07:04

    George Clooney is not pleased. 

  • at 07:04

    George Clooney is not pleased. 

  • I'm hearing lots of rumors about alec and his sexual habits as a young adult. What I'm hearing is that he has a taste for young boys. Are the rumors true? I have no idea, but the people who grew up around him say the rumors are real.

  • whoa george clooney isnt looking happy

  • who's the young guy at 7:44 ? i'd eat him on a cracker

  • @videocrack246 lol ikr! i also wanna know who's that

  • "and then no matter what they nominate meryl streep" amen.

  • Look at Gabourey Sidibe's mum's reaction at 4:44 hahah

  • Sandra Bullock ftw!!!!!

  • Two of the classiest men alive!

  • well there is...

  • well there is...

  • Finding jews. Cut to a Coen!!!

  • George is SO great in this as well! lol

  • THE MOTHERLOAD!

  • clooney's just acting, its part of the skit.

  • I can't believe people STILL haven't figured this out, Clooney's in on it. guys!

  • I can't believe people STILL think Clooney's legitimately pissed. He's in on it, guys!

  • Come on guys. It is just acting... which turned to a serious stare contest. hahaha

  • take a good look at us guys, this is you in 5 years

  • so funny when alec just randomly put on an english accent..

  • whats up with george steve and alec lol

  • whats up with steve alec and george . lol

  • I love that Meryl can laugh at herself

  • Meryl Streep looks so gorgeous

  • what is up with clooney?

  • ...and this is Alec Baldwin

  • 2:59 Biggest Chin Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • Cloony good actor but such a fuck ass at this oscars jesus whats wrong with you dude

  • @safacity123 hes doing it deliberately dude..

  • @safacity123 He's doing what he does best: ACTING!

  • Why do they have to golf clap, and suck each others dicks. Get Ricky Gervais in there to bust some balls

  • 4:46 - lady in the crowd hollerin' "Praise Jeeeesus"

  • Some absolutely BRILLIANT one liners in here.

  • They should have real stand up comedians host these stuff, man some of this stuff is so dry.

  • I love Meryl Streep :*

  • George Clooney is not amused.

  • @Hinzmana no you don't get it the idea of this part is just he and alec staring at each other..

  • @Hinzmana - None of the people watching the show at home are amused either

  • James Cameron sent her a Toyota hahaha OMG! That did not help Toyota's reputation thats crazy

  • @stylus850 I didn't understand that joke - care to explain?

  • How come whenever the camera's on Clooney, he's frowning or when he's smiling it's a "I'm gonna kill him later..." kind of smile?

  • How come whenever the camera's on Clooney, he's frowning or when he's smiling it's a "I'm gonna kill him later..." kind of smile.

  • What's with cloony?? lol

  • jeff bridges looks like the coolest guy!

  • The only really good show was Hugh Jackman hosting! The best! The other ones are so boring and conceited.

  • everyone apparently doesn't like them, but I did! =D

  • what's with the stare?

  • what's the thing with george clooney?

  • why is clooney so angry? :P

  • 1:00 JEFF BRIDGESSS!!!

  • I can't help but feel there were some hostilities between alec and george...

  • @TheresNoHappyEnd It was an agred upon thing between the actors before the show. The only explanation I read that made any sense was it was intended to be an amusing dig at Clooneys bad movie that year "The men who stare at goats"

  • Hands down, best co-hosts ever.

  • Woody Harrelson looks really high. :D

  • captin von trapp. got an oscar nomination. wow

  • why does alec keeps on giving a bad look at george?

  • clooney looks pissed!

  • is george clooney really angry or is he acting?

  • Clooney does not look amused... haha

  • What was the deal with Clooney?

  • @1234dragonsky He didn't get laid before the show.

  • Zac Efron looks like he's gonna shoot Alec Baldwin

  • Does anyone know George Clooney's deal?

  • Yes yes put the black fatties in the corner in @4.03...Shame!

  • @yertyurystse5y I don't think so....they were sitting according to their movies group. This year the social network got the side corner too!

  • Jeff Bridges just looks happy as a clam. haha

  • supercool downey @ 0:58

  • BAHAHA, Baldwin even does the Jack Donaghy head bob

  • Holy shit, Clooney looks pissed. Look at the other Oscar monologues, he's always frowning.

  • LOL Stephen Lang was so happy those Wood Sprites died...It seems Colonel Miles Quaritch's spirit lives on.

  • all i can see is jack donaghy

  • the jokers of hollywood!lol

  • LOL in the beginning when they are desending, Meryls face is like, "WTF are those two doing?" so funny.

  • Alec for president of the New World Order.

    and all the Alec apologists can be his slaves. Heck they already are for free.

    watch this fresh video of David Icke.. I found it EXTREMELY ENERGIZING.

    /watch?v=gV9A2IGShuk

  • Hey it's Lloyd from Entourage at 7:42 !

  • THE AMERICAN PEOPLE JUST DONT GET IT , THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN HIJACKED FROM US. THE ATTACKS OF SEPTEMBER 11 2001 WERE FACTUALLY A INSIDE JOB. EVEN THE VICTIMS FAMILIES OF THE 9'11 ARE ASKING THE PUBLIC TO LOOK AT THE FACTS AND WAKE UP. HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR THIS ATTACK ON 9'11 WE WOULD NOT BE FINANCIALLY RUINED AND UNDER AN OBVIOUS POLICE STATE. WAKE UP ! IF YOU CANT FACE REALITY YOU WONT BE ABLE TO CHANGE REALITY. 9'11 TRUTH IS THE REMEDY ! THE POWER IS IN YOU !

  • @5onitws And where's the proof? And why are you posting this on an Oscar video? 

  • Now, over here is the Inglourious Basterds section...

    And here are the people who made the movie!

  • @LDSPP1

    Totally pathetic! And what's the deal with those children at the end??? So tacky and senseless in an Academy Awards ceremony!!

  • yeah Meryl Streep is hot as fire

  • Whats 5 x 2? xD

  • i know that clooney was playin along_ very funny

    but i didnt get y they were doing that_

    is it coz clooney always gets nominated or wat?

  • Meryl Streep is very beautiful

  • what's going on to george clooney? what's happened?

  • @92doubleface George Clooney is making a joke aboute the movie "The Men Who Stare at Goats".

  • two genius

  • perfection! they did an awesome job! hahahaha :)