I made decision every year: the ceremony is too boring, I am not staying up the whole night to watch it next year. but after watching clips like this one I always think: it wasn't THAT bad... vicious circle.
"Anyone who has ever worked with Meryl Streep always ends up saying the exact same thing - can that woman act! and what's with all the Hitler memorabilia?" Brilliant!
I'm hearing lots of rumors about alec and his sexual habits as a young adult. What I'm hearing is that he has a taste for young boys. Are the rumors true? I have no idea, but the people who grew up around him say the rumors are real.
@TheresNoHappyEnd It was an agred upon thing between the actors before the show. The only explanation I read that made any sense was it was intended to be an amusing dig at Clooneys bad movie that year "The men who stare at goats"
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE JUST DONT GET IT , THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN HIJACKED FROM US. THE ATTACKS OF SEPTEMBER 11 2001 WERE FACTUALLY A INSIDE JOB. EVEN THE VICTIMS FAMILIES OF THE 9'11 ARE ASKING THE PUBLIC TO LOOK AT THE FACTS AND WAKE UP. HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR THIS ATTACK ON 9'11 WE WOULD NOT BE FINANCIALLY RUINED AND UNDER AN OBVIOUS POLICE STATE. WAKE UP ! IF YOU CANT FACE REALITY YOU WONT BE ABLE TO CHANGE REALITY. 9'11 TRUTH IS THE REMEDY ! THE POWER IS IN YOU !
Utter confusion @ 6:20
NexisFilms 4 days ago
but still clooney seemed pissed
Icelandrobot 4 days ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
after seeing Gervais, this is not funny at all
youartoyube 5 days ago
THIS IS SO LAME AND PATRONISING
BACasey81 5 days ago
9:09 It's not Jeff Bridges, his name is "The Dude."
WatTehHell 5 days ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
5.27 hes so high :))) Woody is my man!!!
hugejoint 5 days ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
well Chrstoph .... the mother lode
heheheh
i love steve martin ... best host of Oscars ever .. not forget to mention ricky gervais
Shammari4Ever 6 days ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
@erroer1 that's because they were all in the same movie. racist...
lvolpe0720 6 days ago
I Freaking Love these two men
beagreatspirit98 1 week ago
I made decision every year: the ceremony is too boring, I am not staying up the whole night to watch it next year. but after watching clips like this one I always think: it wasn't THAT bad... vicious circle.
gemmarealmilka 1 week ago
4:35 when Steve Martin makes The Jerk joke, look at Bobby Duvall in the back LMFAO he's completely lost
NYironman 1 week ago
1:00 Jeff Bridges, who didn't shave his beard until he hosted SNL that year
mirrorman95 1 week ago
who's the gandalf guy behind Quentin Tarantino?
maxn981 1 week ago
did any one notice how the black people were seated together? all crowded together like that?
erroer1 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@erroer1 they were all in the same movie (precious) so they had to seat them together, i don't think there was anything untoward or racist about it.
TKManUTD1989 1 week ago
@erroer1 that's because they were all in the same movie
Randommale7 1 week ago
@erroer1 cause they were all in the same movie called precious. so what?
93johnk 5 days ago
@erroer1 It's because they were the cast of "Precious". They sat together!
BeautifulBellaJen 5 days ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
oscars with steve martin as a host always the best
lostintimeline 1 week ago 2
oh god their comic timing is fucking terrible.....it's poorly written and poorly performed
ZiggyC743 1 week ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
"who dosnt love sandra bullock" and the next day...?
kenny10penny 2 weeks ago 11
7:19
UPTHElRS 2 weeks ago
Their performance is so... stiff. -_O
Dawnlighter 2 weeks ago
tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky...............martin and baldwin are great though !!!!
dflartist 2 weeks ago
Video game? What video game?
Oh, Donkey Kong.
MatthewTS22 2 weeks ago
but...the face of george clooney?? What does it mean??
FedeHepburn 2 weeks ago
The Dude abides @0:58
MrTooboredtocare 2 weeks ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
george clooney couldn't not smile. haha. nice job, martin and baldwin.
potterhead90 2 weeks ago
hahahaaa you can just hear meryl streep laughing over everyone lmaooooo
viknat84 2 weeks ago
"Is that James Cameron?" (puts on glasses)
5:47 James Cameron "Smart ass..."
Berenueve 2 weeks ago 18
I love them and Meryl Streep <3
P4T1x3 2 weeks ago 2
i dont get the precious joke about the video game
drjanahay 3 weeks ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
@drjanahay most movies are either based off of a book or a video game, and precious wasn't. so that was the joke. even though it wasn't a big one.
TheLadygagarocks1 1 week ago
I wonder if the academy is sick of people asking for transcripts so they asked them to say that last joke? :P
Domitian88 3 weeks ago
i dont get the video game joke about precious...
drjanahay 3 weeks ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
watch Hollywood films for free
YUSKHAN 3 weeks ago
Wow Alex's Sandra joke actually came true a few days later
Spideymrw 3 weeks ago
I love it when Steve says, "Take a good look at us, guys... this is you in five years."
TheLadygagarocks1 3 weeks ago
Love Meryl Streep!
9claudiajenssen 3 weeks ago
"In Inglourious Basterds Christoph Waltz played a Nazi obsessed with finding Jews. Well Christoph... the motherload" xD
every single second of their show can be turned into a great anegdote :)
benka013 3 weeks ago 4
I just don't get what Steve means by mentioning Hitler?! can anyone explain?? :D
hsvfan12 3 weeks ago
"Who doesn't love Sandra Bullock?" - Jessie James
felixfelicis51 3 weeks ago
they were great, i wish they do it again.
zomaster1 3 weeks ago
what the hell is up with george clooney ?
Tolerantoba 3 weeks ago
wtf is up with george clooney ?
Tolerantoba 3 weeks ago
"Anyone who has ever worked with Meryl Streep always ends up saying the exact same thing - can that woman act! and what's with all the Hitler memorabilia?" Brilliant!
bobbyfletch85 3 weeks ago 3
Why does Alec suddenly become British at 8:47?
ccrosbie33 3 weeks ago
And this is Alec Baldwin... Win!
TemmiStudios 3 weeks ago
jeff bridges looks like KFC guy lol
CostasSocratous 3 weeks ago 2
bwahaha meryl streep at the start.
crazyovergreen 3 weeks ago
k seriously when r people going to understand clooney and alec r bff anmd his not impressed face was all part of the act
gexac 4 weeks ago
elisabetta is thinking: what the hell is going on :D
TheMysteriousBook 4 weeks ago
1:35 was that the guy from stuck on you?
wwttf131 1 month ago
1:00 Jeff Bridges? or who is it?
JNeverMindMe 1 month ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
I love black ppl.
Mralbarni 1 month ago
He's so high..!=))))
zomfii 1 month ago
loveley bones killer at 3:40
dmohr7 1 month ago
clooney thought he was a goat, he was trying to kill him
dmohr7 1 month ago
those two are actually funny, AND great actors. the 2011 hosts are horrible in comparison.
luxi378 1 month ago
9:30 clooney sees a goat!
dmohr7 1 month ago
get don rickles to do this!
dmohr7 1 month ago
am i the only 1 who notices the contant tick of alex baldwind's left arm and hand?
arkbishopbonkerboy 1 month ago
"the motherload" OMFG RTFOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arkbishopbonkerboy 1 month ago
Epic Jew Joke!
masht11 1 month ago
Was this supposed to be funny?
mellowcowism 1 month ago
At 8:25 Matt Damon stops laughing...
vermocane85 1 month ago
7:45 AWESOME
maximilienchaix 1 month ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
I love black ppl.
Mralbarni 1 month ago
I feel like Billy Crystal and Steve Martin should just go back and forth as Oscar hosts, they are the best
TheMagic0214 1 month ago
ALEC BALWIND VS GORGE CLOONEY: BEST STARE FIGHT
TakkatoDarkGamer 1 month ago
this was one of the best opening monologues ive ever seen, hilarious jokes!
Trotmaster15 1 month ago
love how the actors take it in good faith, and dont get over angry or anything
underscore3836 1 month ago
im sorry but Steve Martin's style of comedy doesn't work in todays world.
TheSchloesser 1 month ago
9:12 man he looks like a really nice guy
TheMaroonflyer 1 month ago
Classy Bastards :)
allinthefamilyfan 1 month ago
1:00 ROBERT DOWNEY JR. <3 :D
MegJ108 1 month ago
It was all part of the joke with Clooney doing the gloomy face people
Invinciblez18 1 month ago 83
@Invinciblez18 How do you know?
ComedyActionGuys 1 week ago
7:25 Gandalf?
starbursting1 1 month ago 12
@starbursting1 hahahahahahahahahaha
Mralbarni 1 month ago
alec is just one hot piece of ass
Ezldor 1 month ago 10
bad taste in 1975
bad taste every day
continueing
Olgalarge 1 month ago
bad taste in 1975
bad taste every day
Olgalarge 1 month ago
5:57 does james cameron say 'smartass'? haha
noong1000 1 month ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments 4
Wow, Chris Plumber actually does look like a Tolstoy
redshark618 1 month ago
what the fuck is Clooney's promblem
Paxiaynox 1 month ago 10
@Paxiaynox are you really that stupid? it was set up of course
MrHirsch777 3 weeks ago
lol precious got 2 seats
TYthemShoes 1 month ago
lol precious
TYthemShoes 1 month ago
... this is booring
banangem 1 month ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
there is so much money in that room..
burton752 1 month ago
I ROFLed when Steve pulled out the bug spray and killed the floating wood sprites.
EricAKATheBelgianGuy 1 month ago
I love how most of the actors really give off them self through all the jokes from stage! :D
MatyiiMatyas 1 month ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
I love how everyone they mention gets a ton of applause, and then it's like, "James Cameron". *golf claps*
candygirl52793 1 month ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
at 07:04
George Clooney is not pleased.
oroi123 1 month ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
at 07:04
George Clooney is not pleased.
oroi123 1 month ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
I'm hearing lots of rumors about alec and his sexual habits as a young adult. What I'm hearing is that he has a taste for young boys. Are the rumors true? I have no idea, but the people who grew up around him say the rumors are real.
Earthwalker40 1 month ago
whoa george clooney isnt looking happy
darthkazden 1 month ago
who's the young guy at 7:44 ? i'd eat him on a cracker
videocrack246 1 month ago
@videocrack246 lol ikr! i also wanna know who's that
NarimaneT 1 month ago
"and then no matter what they nominate meryl streep" amen.
LavaGirl29 1 month ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
Look at Gabourey Sidibe's mum's reaction at 4:44 hahah
thegov08 1 month ago
Sandra Bullock ftw!!!!!
seison5 1 month ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
Two of the classiest men alive!
melody2104 2 months ago 3
well there is...
baros7777 2 months ago
well there is...
baros7777 2 months ago
Finding jews. Cut to a Coen!!!
carbine125 2 months ago 7
George is SO great in this as well! lol
penscratcher 2 months ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
THE MOTHERLOAD!
hellojenny92 2 months ago
clooney's just acting, its part of the skit.
DRTSEVANS 2 months ago
I can't believe people STILL haven't figured this out, Clooney's in on it. guys!
crazyguy43 2 months ago
I can't believe people STILL think Clooney's legitimately pissed. He's in on it, guys!
crazyguy43 2 months ago
Come on guys. It is just acting... which turned to a serious stare contest. hahaha
Kor88Di 2 months ago
take a good look at us guys, this is you in 5 years
nomonotonous 2 months ago
so funny when alec just randomly put on an english accent..
lambrevel1 2 months ago
whats up with george steve and alec lol
CostasSocratous 2 months ago
whats up with steve alec and george . lol
CostasSocratous 2 months ago
I love that Meryl can laugh at herself
clase406marcela1 2 months ago
Meryl Streep looks so gorgeous
NataliaWeronikaD 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
what is up with clooney?
FatalERRORDude 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
...and this is Alec Baldwin
FanOfPopCulture 2 months ago
2:59 Biggest Chin Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LZBlackDog71 2 months ago
Cloony good actor but such a fuck ass at this oscars jesus whats wrong with you dude
safacity123 2 months ago 5
@safacity123 hes doing it deliberately dude..
seison5 1 month ago in playlist Oscars Funny Moments
@safacity123 He's doing what he does best: ACTING!
RedOctober44 1 month ago
Why do they have to golf clap, and suck each others dicks. Get Ricky Gervais in there to bust some balls
MrSmashman1981 2 months ago
4:46 - lady in the crowd hollerin' "Praise Jeeeesus"
YoungTiFT 2 months ago
Some absolutely BRILLIANT one liners in here.
ritsfata 2 months ago
They should have real stand up comedians host these stuff, man some of this stuff is so dry.
Religionsacrifice 2 months ago
I love Meryl Streep :*
NataliaWeronikaD 2 months ago 66
George Clooney is not amused.
Hinzmana 2 months ago 96
@Hinzmana no you don't get it the idea of this part is just he and alec staring at each other..
nomonotonous 2 months ago
@Hinzmana - None of the people watching the show at home are amused either
tomsega 2 months ago
James Cameron sent her a Toyota hahaha OMG! That did not help Toyota's reputation thats crazy
stylus850 2 months ago
@stylus850 I didn't understand that joke - care to explain?
loghen01 2 months ago
How come whenever the camera's on Clooney, he's frowning or when he's smiling it's a "I'm gonna kill him later..." kind of smile?
AwesomeVideos40 2 months ago
How come whenever the camera's on Clooney, he's frowning or when he's smiling it's a "I'm gonna kill him later..." kind of smile.
AwesomeVideos40 2 months ago
What's with cloony?? lol
Samjag85 2 months ago
jeff bridges looks like the coolest guy!
cmonirina 2 months ago 3
The only really good show was Hugh Jackman hosting! The best! The other ones are so boring and conceited.
fleurdubijou 2 months ago 2
everyone apparently doesn't like them, but I did! =D
abridgedfan107 2 months ago
what's with the stare?
Stofesszor 2 months ago
what's the thing with george clooney?
nymerie 2 months ago 2
why is clooney so angry? :P
razior1337 2 months ago
1:00 JEFF BRIDGESSS!!!
heyitshannahbanana 2 months ago
I can't help but feel there were some hostilities between alec and george...
TheresNoHappyEnd 2 months ago
@TheresNoHappyEnd It was an agred upon thing between the actors before the show. The only explanation I read that made any sense was it was intended to be an amusing dig at Clooneys bad movie that year "The men who stare at goats"
smittyboy13 2 months ago
Hands down, best co-hosts ever.
theWSisforlovers 2 months ago
Woody Harrelson looks really high. :D
MrKingKong007 2 months ago
captin von trapp. got an oscar nomination. wow
webelonghere 2 months ago
why does alec keeps on giving a bad look at george?
juzzfreak 2 months ago
clooney looks pissed!
lyleepoccoOffc 2 months ago
is george clooney really angry or is he acting?
earlyblue 2 months ago
Clooney does not look amused... haha
187nydala 2 months ago
What was the deal with Clooney?
1234dragonsky 2 months ago
@1234dragonsky He didn't get laid before the show.
sigurjong 2 months ago
Zac Efron looks like he's gonna shoot Alec Baldwin
Nahelaa 2 months ago
Does anyone know George Clooney's deal?
SpookInherint 2 months ago
Yes yes put the black fatties in the corner in @4.03...Shame!
yertyurystse5y 2 months ago
@yertyurystse5y I don't think so....they were sitting according to their movies group. This year the social network got the side corner too!
Pottercrazygirl 2 months ago
Jeff Bridges just looks happy as a clam. haha
madjane44 3 months ago
supercool downey @ 0:58
kaimelis 3 months ago
BAHAHA, Baldwin even does the Jack Donaghy head bob
mojonotsag 3 months ago
Holy shit, Clooney looks pissed. Look at the other Oscar monologues, he's always frowning.
PSdissenter 3 months ago
LOL Stephen Lang was so happy those Wood Sprites died...It seems Colonel Miles Quaritch's spirit lives on.
MilanioCorpsVideo 3 months ago
all i can see is jack donaghy
musefan1011985 3 months ago 41
the jokers of hollywood!lol
nikkisamodio732 3 months ago
LOL in the beginning when they are desending, Meryls face is like, "WTF are those two doing?" so funny.
flowerluvy 3 months ago 66
Alec for president of the New World Order.
and all the Alec apologists can be his slaves. Heck they already are for free.
watch this fresh video of David Icke.. I found it EXTREMELY ENERGIZING.
/watch?v=gV9A2IGShuk
glassandroid 3 months ago
Hey it's Lloyd from Entourage at 7:42 !
silverberetta17 3 months ago
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE JUST DONT GET IT , THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN HIJACKED FROM US. THE ATTACKS OF SEPTEMBER 11 2001 WERE FACTUALLY A INSIDE JOB. EVEN THE VICTIMS FAMILIES OF THE 9'11 ARE ASKING THE PUBLIC TO LOOK AT THE FACTS AND WAKE UP. HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR THIS ATTACK ON 9'11 WE WOULD NOT BE FINANCIALLY RUINED AND UNDER AN OBVIOUS POLICE STATE. WAKE UP ! IF YOU CANT FACE REALITY YOU WONT BE ABLE TO CHANGE REALITY. 9'11 TRUTH IS THE REMEDY ! THE POWER IS IN YOU !
5onitws 3 months ago
@5onitws And where's the proof? And why are you posting this on an Oscar video?
EricAKATheBelgianGuy 2 months ago
Now, over here is the Inglourious Basterds section...
And here are the people who made the movie!
EricAKATheBelgianGuy 3 months ago 4
@LDSPP1
Totally pathetic! And what's the deal with those children at the end??? So tacky and senseless in an Academy Awards ceremony!!
cnh10 3 months ago
yeah Meryl Streep is hot as fire
BuddhaMaster84 3 months ago
Whats 5 x 2? xD
hello2656 3 months ago
i know that clooney was playin along_ very funny
but i didnt get y they were doing that_
is it coz clooney always gets nominated or wat?
choiteng 3 months ago
Meryl Streep is very beautiful
Da666ManIsBak 3 months ago 2
what's going on to george clooney? what's happened?
92doubleface 3 months ago
@92doubleface George Clooney is making a joke aboute the movie "The Men Who Stare at Goats".
lhmormille2 3 months ago
two genius
92doubleface 3 months ago
perfection! they did an awesome job! hahahaha :)
lw1333 3 months ago