So much innuendo material here... Beaters. Licking any number of utensils and containers. Shaved nuts. Whipping up batter/cream/sauce/topping (or any combination of the 4) Warm butter. Icing. Drizzling. Frosting Glazing. Experienced hands squeezing with just the right pressure til the icing flows from the bag, be sure to wipe the tip clean... I'm overwhelmed, ah screw it... "Hey tits, can I just have a cookie?"
Every man's dream. A woman who knows her way around the kitchen and looks good doing it. It's just makes you wanna play Kelly's sex in kitchen and do her on the table.
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Her husband must have saved a bus full of nuns from going off a cliff, high fived Jesus, and not laughed at retards at all in his other life. Lucky ass bastard. You don't even have to TELL HER to make you a samich. Its already done and you got a boner watchin it, then she comes and sucks you off, you eat your samich, fall asleep and when you wake up, it's time to eat again.
I watch her everyday just to see what what type of shirt she's wearing. Some days she's not worth watching because her shirt is not low enough and not enough jiggle.
Its amazing what people will put on youtube. Kind of a peep into the mind of what people get off on. Of course it doesnt help I clicked on it...and watched it 38 times!
Cue the perverted one-liners: I'd take her cookies over holiday cookies anyday ;) There's always something going on in her kitchen... I'll give her my variety... She can mix my nuts... She's perfect for Christmas... Obviously she likes it nice and moist... Giada-bing, Giada-boom!
I hate the way she condiscendingly pronounciates (corrects the rest of us) the names of Italian foods, I'm Mexican-American and I am used to people butchering the Spanish names of our dishes! Get over yourself, thank you for your pastas and pizzas, but no one cares!
So it's pretty much why everyone watches her show, in hopes that she will all of a sudden rip her shirt off and shake her tatas around. No one ever watches the food network for actual recipes, kind of like the weather channel..just for the hot ladies!! Hurricane? huh I just want boobs!!
@09Pruitt Is their any form of instruction or direction in the US of A that is NOT geared toward 4 yr olds? Navy SEALs, but I doubt it. Maybe Giada doesn't know condescension or can't help it, but most of these cooking hosts do this; mimicking, of course, teachers, politicos, social commentators, & experts of all stripes. The US of A's become a nation for adults to be treated like children, which is why we're a 3d-rate demo. repub.: we need authority, even if it's bouncy Giada.
@roro2k It's very relevant. Ron Paul is all about the individual pursuit of happiness and watching a beautiful,sexy woman cooks does much for my happiness.
Sucks they don't show the part where she beats the eggs
11yousuck12 7 hours ago
i would love to motorboat them funbags!
madaboutpix 3 weeks ago
i wish she would beat my eggs. if you know what i mean.
RCDriftChaser 1 month ago
thats hot
termfocus 1 month ago
only reason i watch the show
BIGBROTHERXXII 2 months ago
So much innuendo material here... Beaters. Licking any number of utensils and containers. Shaved nuts. Whipping up batter/cream/sauce/topping (or any combination of the 4) Warm butter. Icing. Drizzling. Frosting Glazing. Experienced hands squeezing with just the right pressure til the icing flows from the bag, be sure to wipe the tip clean... I'm overwhelmed, ah screw it... "Hey tits, can I just have a cookie?"
lawnsausages 2 months ago
Wheres the jiggly boobs?
soloeinhander 2 months ago
tell me more about the nuts, Giada,.. oooh,.. yeah,.. tell me what you're gonna do to the nuts.
lyndonnobles 2 months ago
Iv'e noticed she's not shy to show off her beauty,every time I see her she's wearing low cut blouses in food network
HeartBreakingSky 3 months ago
She's quite top heavy.
By which I mean she has a giant head.
ghostofkenny 3 months ago
can I mix my nuts with your flower?
khoraski 3 months ago 3
dont know how i got here from ron paul videos but im happy for it
towardstheshadows 3 months ago 3
1. Full screen
2. Mute
3. Play
4. PROFIT
GrayFlare 3 months ago
A reason to watch the cooking channel again.
jayce79 3 months ago
this chick needs to drop everything forget her cooking and taste some of my alfredo sauce. i do like to make it on the kitchen counter;)
nfltank55 3 months ago
who she has a face
sefsfsesefsefsefsefs 3 months ago
what kitchen?
corkylaw1952 3 months ago
no slo mo? no replays? no annotation spam? no shitty music? Whats going on here...
gman1225 3 months ago
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I'll pop it in your fridge
speedstealer14 3 months ago
So one and a half sticks of butter?
Ravenfitch82 3 months ago
Her boobs are so hot even the sun is jealous..
MusicboyCOUNTRY 3 months ago
the list of what i wouldnt do to her is verry verry short
manofmusicx 3 months ago
@0:37 Fruity Pebbles!!
MrLukasWilson 3 months ago
I could use one of those in my kitchen and in my bedroom at night.
voltron821 3 months ago
i wanna pop my dough in her kitchen
bigbloX74 3 months ago
Giada ask me for whip cream now ......
brunoclyde34 3 months ago
Id like to pop something into her fridge and maybe give her "something chewey"
iFlaggedSlatanikka 3 months ago
ok, i'll just say it. i'm ready for those cookies baby girl.
flyvibe71 3 months ago
So many "that's what she said"'s...
CrankDatWolf 3 months ago
I just made my own Alfredo sauce
strafe777 3 months ago 48
I just baked off
fredmugs1963 3 months ago
why did she have to make them look look like boobs to its just not fair
hunterpower1000 3 months ago
i'll fuck her every day and good 2 ;D
11NewKidd 3 months ago
Every man's dream? She's a dirty pirate hooker from Whore Island! Who'd YOU marry that you think this is hot? You get.. fail.
mikecronis 3 months ago
Every man's dream. A woman who knows her way around the kitchen and looks good doing it. It's just makes you wanna play Kelly's sex in kitchen and do her on the table.
Streetdragon100 3 months ago
1:15 nice and moist and keeps its shape!!
poppypapaver 4 months ago
My wife watches this show. So do I. But for very different reasons.
And she has orgasms when she bites into the food.
I'd slam her in a heartbeat given the chance.
TheWitchOvAgnesi 4 months ago
What's with the Klingon hair-do?
mobrien888 4 months ago
YES!!!!! she knows her place! in the kitchen making food!
poland279 4 months ago
Petite women with large heads..the best.
jjcatful 4 months ago
She sure knows how to massage those nuts.
MadHabber93 4 months ago
Watched her during sex once, true story.
luckysod04 4 months ago
Why yes, I'd love some of your cookies, Giada.
Don't say "hawt". Thats really frickin' stupid.
justaguyX74NJ 4 months ago
She is so hawt
dave0000p 4 months ago
that's a weird looking kitchen....oh wait
steelyspielbergo 4 months ago 26
@steelyspielbergo and POP it in the refrigerator for an hour
cjh8 3 months ago
i'm gonna pop it in between her tits
trademarktaz 4 months ago
I never watch if there is no cleavage shirt involved !!
raiders1ish 4 months ago
THis was probaly after she had a baby
austrianpowder1304 4 months ago
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FUCK, HER HUSBAND MUST HAVE HAPPY TIME EVERY FUCKING NIGHT
dark9oni 4 months ago
1:10 Please keep picking up all of the little bits.
KOPP6650 4 months ago
WELL FUCK OFF @Timothy
She fucking perfect.
Wherisshe 4 months ago
press 4 for perfect
kshay003 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you clicked on 1:12 a few times
shawnfarand 4 months ago
she can mix my nuts
knight1768 4 months ago
Moar like her!
stevewellz 4 months ago
She's totally yummy, but I'd like her titties to be about half the size that they are. Sorry, but I've always preferred small, perky titties.
TIMOTHYSAARINEN 4 months ago
And she's stinking rich. The perfect woman.
Wrenchbender412i 4 months ago
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I'm not selling anything…I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG contains peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers" (use search words "SAM ZURICK" & "BLOG"). THANKS!!
peopledick 4 months ago
These cookies sound like shit..
FuckBillORiley 4 months ago
Giada is a beauty..... BUT she does have a big head and reminds me of a PEZ dispenser. Well, a PEZ dispenser with beautiful breasts.
knightflyte 4 months ago
God Damn IT! Is there any sound to this damn video?! I couldn't hear what she was saying because her damn tits were too loud! haha
Nam3l3ssOn3 4 months ago
'You guys ready for my cookies?'
foodgrin 4 months ago
she wants to bake them off.....lol.
shawndw1000 4 months ago
The only show on food network that men watch.
davincent98 4 months ago
this is stupid leave giada alone idiots
MsSuburban2 4 months ago
she has nice tits (stating the obvious)
beaubert8 4 months ago
MILF
mrblueagian 4 months ago
I think she's a very Pretty Woman..(I'm female myself)
Midnightryder7 4 months ago 2
There's a party in her mouth, and everyone's cummin!
fpngan 4 months ago 2
1:13-1:19
AzianBoy4eva 4 months ago
i wanna give her my clumpy heavy dough all over her face
RooR2027 4 months ago
I had a waitress that looked like her, you don't know how many times I've nearly cut fingers off gawking. lol
evildevinity 4 months ago
I thought they were going to plop out any second.
tejuban 4 months ago
Does anyone care what shes making? Ever?
BrewMonkey1 4 months ago
did anyone know what she was making?
HazukiAmie 4 months ago
Very nice genetics.
Copperfoilhat 4 months ago
1:13 moist and holds it's shape...COME HERE !
MrRcheek 4 months ago
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MrRcheek 4 months ago
Those tits are perfect for Christmas, also.
goldpants504 4 months ago
anyone else think she has a weird shaped head ?
lmmfaorolfacgu 4 months ago
@lmmfaorolfacgu I didn't notice a head!
easyas314 4 months ago
If it just werent for that huge schnoz
spliffsperlunk 4 months ago
I could watch her zesting oranges all day... with half hour breaks every so often
isaacopedal 4 months ago
You can "kneed" me anytime!!!
blackwingA520 4 months ago
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i hooked up with her at college once or twice, she is a tigerr.
tapedeckghost4 4 months ago
ill show you a delicious chewy filling
bramthun12 4 months ago
Her husband must have saved a bus full of nuns from going off a cliff, high fived Jesus, and not laughed at retards at all in his other life. Lucky ass bastard. You don't even have to TELL HER to make you a samich. Its already done and you got a boner watchin it, then she comes and sucks you off, you eat your samich, fall asleep and when you wake up, it's time to eat again.
WestheLegend 4 months ago 103
@WestheLegend hahaha
fpngan 4 months ago
@WestheLegend possibly the best comment on youtube!
Nam3l3ssOn3 4 months ago
@WestheLegend Damn...this is the funniest response I've read on YouTube in a while. I almost passed out from laughing so hard...no joke.
NullspaceNomad 3 months ago
@WestheLegend i didn't see a ring till the end lol. and it could be another woman's hand going after that cookie.
slowpoke96Z28 3 months ago
the only reason to watch the Food Network ... and of course Creme Fraiche
disengagejam 4 months ago
oh.. im sorry she was cooking what?
nucarius 4 months ago
She can mix my nuts to bake me off.
bigbonededed 4 months ago
I can pop somethin in for an hour and make my own delicious chewy filling ;-)
scienceguy2406 4 months ago
Nice cookies! can I taste them???
dhbiza 4 months ago
Thumbs up if after the video you couldn't say what color her eyes are
LittleLefty26 4 months ago
I watch her everyday just to see what what type of shirt she's wearing. Some days she's not worth watching because her shirt is not low enough and not enough jiggle.
n8vbloodblackfeet 4 months ago
Really??!! ....So, we're out of porn?
mysteakhouse 4 months ago
@mysteakhouse You just don't get it, do you?
vonkruel 4 months ago
fuck yeah
vonkruel 4 months ago
oh mama, baby needs his milk
Darwyn7 4 months ago
shEE lookes LAKE nartalie PORTmans BUT WATH A MORES BRASTS.
RIGHT???VOTE FOR ME
ConstantineRobbins 4 months ago
one of the few shows me and my ex girlfriend watched together. we were both looking at something we were never gonna be able to do
whatsthebigfndeal 4 months ago 22
"You guys ready for some cookies?"
erikashira 4 months ago
Waiting for the jiggly? Just think if she had to zest an entire orange. They started up with the zester but it was only momentary. Sigh.
tgodkin 4 months ago
Its amazing what people will put on youtube. Kind of a peep into the mind of what people get off on. Of course it doesnt help I clicked on it...and watched it 38 times!
fctiger74 4 months ago
i want the real cookies, and maybe she has some cleavage, but I would never label this "Jiggly Boobs", just sayin...
tygrrlily369 4 months ago
Cue the perverted one-liners: I'd take her cookies over holiday cookies anyday ;) There's always something going on in her kitchen... I'll give her my variety... She can mix my nuts... She's perfect for Christmas... Obviously she likes it nice and moist... Giada-bing, Giada-boom!
Sorry, I had to haha
2014Reddie 4 months ago
i can masturbate AND learn to cook at the same time?
trentywenty 4 months ago
I was looking for Giada.
mahalaps3 4 months ago
I started watching videos of little wayne kissing his dad on the lips and now im here..wtf
eLLriDe420 4 months ago
Fell thru the Ron Paul/De Laurentius vortex too. But I'm still waiting for the jiggly boobs though!
jelanieastmond1 4 months ago
I was watching Ron Paul, too. LOL.
Stevesoteric 4 months ago
I love her.
episodeseven 4 months ago
Time to buy my wife a zester....
DxRUnforgiven 4 months ago 8
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I hate the way she condiscendingly pronounciates (corrects the rest of us) the names of Italian foods, I'm Mexican-American and I am used to people butchering the Spanish names of our dishes! Get over yourself, thank you for your pastas and pizzas, but no one cares!
MircelousGrimm 4 months ago
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MircelousGrimm 4 months ago
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MircelousGrimm 4 months ago
she has a bobble head
greymk30 4 months ago
i don't get the big deal, she's old and she kind of looks like the goblin from harry potter. Lol. that nose.
troglodyto 4 months ago
I'd let her mix my nuts, if you know what I mean.
TheInfamousBertman 4 months ago
So it's pretty much why everyone watches her show, in hopes that she will all of a sudden rip her shirt off and shake her tatas around. No one ever watches the food network for actual recipes, kind of like the weather channel..just for the hot ladies!! Hurricane? huh I just want boobs!!
Novaneolith75 4 months ago
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TheLegendBegins 4 months ago
IT'S A TRAP!
TheLegendBegins 4 months ago
My favorite cooking show.... Cooking with Cleavage!!
antman062867 4 months ago
she could bake me off anytime...
projectobject411 4 months ago
I would eat her cookie raw
slutsimple 4 months ago
Tits AND food? I can dig it.
fatman7686 4 months ago
gotta love a world where people can get off to cooking shows...epic boob time.
fiercedeity11 4 months ago
I bet she commentates her every move while in the sack. No thanks.
09Pruitt 4 months ago
@09Pruitt Is their any form of instruction or direction in the US of A that is NOT geared toward 4 yr olds? Navy SEALs, but I doubt it. Maybe Giada doesn't know condescension or can't help it, but most of these cooking hosts do this; mimicking, of course, teachers, politicos, social commentators, & experts of all stripes. The US of A's become a nation for adults to be treated like children, which is why we're a 3d-rate demo. repub.: we need authority, even if it's bouncy Giada.
CocteauDalighari 4 months ago
Shes fucking ugly
powertrip321 4 months ago
.... but where's the jiggle?
levingem 4 months ago
What's she making again?
HRFTG 4 months ago
from 1:10 - 1:30 sounded like music from a porno.
xXxXGostXxXx 4 months ago
Dude at the end really wants to put something else in her mouth.
MishuTaste 4 months ago
this like/dislike bar is my penis right now..if i were a dog.
macdaddymomma 4 months ago
The sad thing is that bimbo thinks her show is a hit because of her cooking.
sjtom57 4 months ago
She's a dyke, right?
99spaghetti1 4 months ago
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Damn it I got distracted while watching vidoes about Ron Paul.
Ron Paul 2012
nice tits btw...
HappierHealthierYou 4 months ago
Rachel Ray tends to say some really sexual things while cooking too. The funny part is, they don't even seem to notice it. lol.
Kevvo2011 4 months ago
Am I the only one who got aa woody from the recipe?
oKRYOGENICzx 4 months ago
@oKRYOGENICzx Up until she start macerating that lemon with the lemon peel grinder, that kinda took the woody down a couple notches.
Houseofthe7gayboys 4 months ago
the boobs its the gimmick for her tv show....
cary1130 4 months ago
Holy shit! She has a cartoonishly huge melon! Good thing she has a pretty face covering that jukebox skull.
rawsketch 4 months ago
If I was camera man, I would mumble "Who cares if I get fired". Then zoom right in hard on her boobs.
Kauwhaka 4 months ago
TITS AND TEETH!! GOD!! I WOULD SUCK HER TO DEATH!!! YUMMO
AGatheringFan 4 months ago
she's got no boobs?
funkysteveve 4 months ago
Her mouth and her forehead is huge!
artgonewrong 4 months ago
I'll bet she can do more tricks on 6" of dick than a monkey can do on 100' of rope......
drumsyeah 4 months ago 2
I would pop it in her ! :)
douggyd2005 4 months ago
I have no idea what this video was about because all I could do was stare at her boobies. They are mesmerizing.
MattFoleyMotivation 4 months ago
....what are we baking again?
TheILeviathan 4 months ago
She has nice boobs and she has no problems showing her clevage. Cameraman has a great job.
Leadfoot530 4 months ago
Thank you for posting and editing, you epicuriously perverted bastard.
BourgeoisBuffoon 4 months ago 2
ready for some cookies?
sierrasilvers 4 months ago
Gawdd she is sooo hot.
eazyrider17 4 months ago
Whenever she looked up at the camera, my head just snapped up and I was ready to just nod and go, "Yup. Yeah. Uh huh."
trumpeterjen 4 months ago
prettier than ron paul.... thanks youtube!
a2r1v1i2s 4 months ago
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I would tongue punch her fartbox.
MyAccount4TrollingU 4 months ago
beauty over ability
splibb 5 months ago
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Ron Paul to Giada...
AngstBoy42 5 months ago
Ron Paul to Giada...
AngstBoy42 5 months ago 4
I was watching Ron Paul clips and this was relevant!? (o_O) Oh well.
roro2k 5 months ago 32
@roro2k SAME HERE!
kohleraw12 5 months ago
@roro2k It's very relevant. Ron Paul is all about the individual pursuit of happiness and watching a beautiful,sexy woman cooks does much for my happiness.
sleedolfine15 4 months ago
@sleedolfine15 Ah yes. Happiness. I like being happy. It all makes sense now!
Ron Paul 2012 all the way! (^_^)
roro2k 4 months ago
giada de lauren-TITS
futbolplayer95 5 months ago
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And Ron Paul is related to this video how?
MisledTrick 5 months ago
is giggly bad??????
anothercarpenter 5 months ago
Am I the only one who got here from a Ron Paul video?
Jiggly Boobs and Ron Paul for 2012!
orangehollander 5 months ago 59
@orangehollander so legalize marijuana..?
asdf1234971 4 months ago
@orangehollander now that's a winning ticket.
vonkruel 4 months ago
@orangehollander People need to know that this is possible. Try and black this out!
kairu35 4 months ago