Nostalgia Critic - Return Of The Nostalgic Commercials

[teetertotter68]

1:25 pencil sharpener lol

[pikachu48]

Who else wants wants the I O DONUTS T-Shirt?

[david2000magic]

"I will slap you right in your penis" hillarious

[rtv190alt]

what movie is at 18:53

[burmiester1]

@rtv190alt

The Evil Dead. A movie about a book that creates zombies that wreak havoc on some kids in the forest.

[wallyreimers]

I HAVE PERMISSION!!!!!

[DarkJedi246]

whats the face?

[anneflint]

Wait... Is the announcer in The Wonder Boner Mike Rowe? Certainly sounds like him.

[999museftw]

i was just watching the top 20 dumbest inventions. And number one was, well, of course, the wunder boner.

[Algahiem]

Ooh, I've got one:

"All alone with tissues and lotion, you, your hand and your Johnson."

[mprasetya]

Man, i want a nerf.

[zaperzero]

The last "Fucking bubbles!" in the Bubble thing commercial was hillarious.

[NobodyCaresBro]

I'd like a kangaree as a pet.

[62Goji]

Anyone else just do a facepalm when he said wonder boner?

[DogoHalibar]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART FUN FRUIT TREES!!

[RootBeer7778]

I said dos he look like a bitch !!!!!!!

[killer92173]

FUCKING BUBBLES!!!

[TheFawfulfan]

11:07, I betcha no kid of this day recognizes the turtle, due to the fact that only the kid and the owl were even in the later iterations of that commercial.

[MasterYumyums]

I AM THE TABLE!

[VirtualBoy500]

"Put on some clothes, boy! I can see your JUNK!"

LOL

[madpiratesarah]

I'ma slap you right in your penis

[solodatemaru]

How long has that Tootsie Roll Pop ad been on TV? I mean they've used that exact ad unchanged for a pretty long time. I wonder if that's some kind of record.

[KimxRonForever100]

I'm with NC on the Fruity/Cocoa Pebbles commercials which is why I like the current commercials.

[TECH097]

@KimxRonForever100 I don't know, I really think the old ones have MEANING, I mean, yeah it's POINTLESS and EASILY SOLVABLE, but, THAT'S THE POINT! With the new ones, the only thing they added that I love is the animation. Other than that, the whole idea is just CONFUSING! What, if you don't eat enough cereal, you'll MUTATE? IDK It just seems needlessly complicated, I prefer the lovably ludacris Wile E. Coyote inspired chase scenes, less thought needed that way! XP

[KimxRonForever100]

@TECH097 I like them because Fred and Barney get along well in them.

[indigokittie]

It's just me, the nostalgic critic, and my johnson.

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

the way they said bug suit it sounded like FUCK SUIT

[adriansanar2]

The pedophile's voice was creepy.

[HUNRUSPWNZ]

15:02 RAPE ESCAPE LOL

[vroota42]

13:06-16:43: four childhood memories in a row. Especially Guess Who and The Grape Escape. And yes, it was those crushed Claymation grapes that made me wanna buy it.

[pariastabendesa]

4:26 FUCKING BUBBLES!!!!!

[TheRetroPixel1]

4:26 had me on the floor. That is all.

[MrStrongashtosh]

WTF!!! i watch that japanese zelda commercial in school before.

[mantischama]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART CORN POPS.

[gtglolrofl]

his laugh cracks me up xD

[obyrnemark]

I thought that u would have a parody of having a commircial for Amy...The stuffed animal?Eh forget it nevermind...

[SuperFamfan]

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!!!!???? lol would never get tired of that line!

[BlitzkriegOmega]

and to answer the critic's question about size: we want MORE. we can't get more if they're bigger. with smaller toys, we can get MORE and have an Army of figures to beat the plastic shit out of oneanother.

[MovieDoctorful]

FUCKING BUBBLES!!!!!

[HokutoManliness]

I HAVE PERMISIOOOOOOONN!!!!

[mlazaru1]

2:36 Did He-Man's sword burp?

[999museftw]

1-900-IM-A-FUCKING-TABLE XD

[IamAwsomeYouAreNot]

table adventures XD

[BeatlesRock44]

is that heather orourke in the wuzzles

[miesrah12]

There is a tax service in my neighborhood named A-Tax. As in A+ tax services

[Launchpad05]

Was that Rob Paulsen narrating that 'Ailens' commercial?

[Launchpad05]

Who'da thunk that Cabbage Patch Kids would influence MTV to create an entire generation of teen moms. Damn you, Cabbage Patch Kids!

[Launchpad05]

IIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAAVE PERMISSSIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

[gungrave761]

I saw the Johnson commercial on equal's three first.

[gungrave761]

I lol'd when the turtle came up like (old man voice) what the fuck?

[juniorrocks2012]

TABLE AWAY!!!!!!!

[ThatFreakWhoHauntsU]

22:06 of all the things i never expected the nostalgia critic to say...

[allmyself666]

did those trees just rape her.

[The343Player]

@allmyself666 Yup.

[allmyself666]

@The343Player O_o mother of god.

[Malco2245]

The Battle Storm kid is Harvey Morenstein of Epic Meal Time.

[KittyfantasticoFTW]

But... I'm a girl, and I prefer the little cars... I must be crazy!

[knifeyboy82]

@TDRaichu lmao i used to have that sharpener too lol

[899robinson]

4 people here hate Corn Pops!

[TDRaichu]

Girls get convertibles, we get micro machines...and a small pencil sharpener

[TFGfanguide]

i think johnson is the name of the company that makes those boats

[Pyhankoski]

"HA! FUCK THAT GIANT PUSSY CONVERTABLE! *THIS* IS A MANS CAR!"

(looks at the car, realization sets in, throws it)

BEST LINE AND REACTION EVER!

[Nuggetlover96]

4 people tried to call 1-900-i'm-a-fucking-table and got nothing (btw love the 'FUCKING BUBBLES!' line XD)

[Resobaso]

17:50

All my creep

[febuarius98]

The bubble things look interesting..

[Cashback13]

Corn Pops are Digusting! Yuk!

[DarkMagicianGirl247]

"your Charles Manson" LOL

[DarkMagicianGirl247]

Actually imginaex ripped off those Dino-Riders toys (wait until the critc hears about that)

[DarkMagicianGirl247]

"whoa this video game makes me think i'm in a cockpit....playing a video game" XD

[nicknackzman]

I listened to those phone stories, but then I took a slap to the penis.

[Leopardstripe1989]

Ah, yes. Dino Riders. One of the best eras of my childhood.

[MCR4EVER14]

From Wham-O

FUCKING BUBBLES!

[haydos271]

1:26 Sharpener on the left

[hollowsephiroth]

1-900-IM-A-FUCKING-TABLE

[nessnes64]

I HAVE PERMISIOOOOOONNNNN

[255ad]

17:10 what have seen that girl in?

[GirlintheWater]

Dude i posted the Wunderboner commercial for a University Communication assignment as an example of humor and got a 20/10 pts. literally

[InfernalShadowDragon]

The distinctive lack of Skip Stiks in today's society is the reason why the obesity rate has increased

[quasar953]

Does he look like a bitch?

[jigthh]

I HAVE PERMISSION!

[IceColdKoopa]

Corn Pops... they make u murder ur family

[gungrave761]

Watch the whole Skip Stik commercial while your eyes are closed.

[Jet30001]

FUCKING BUBBLES!

[Wolfboy183]

WONDER BONER.....

[arkki112]

@Wolfboy183 My wife woud like that...

[Elektrototem]

I think the Zelda commercials look cool, I don't know why^^

[superjta59]

Call 1-900-I'M-A-FUCKING-TABLE for fuckin' table adventures today! 

[1Fireycat]

Eh, let's give the japanese Zelda commercial some credit..

Everything looks like the games from the 1980's, and could've been used for a potentially good movie adaptation.

[12tmpw]

13:07 Smosh's rap kick's both of their asses

[nyg1781]

We had a Johnson 70hp (circa 1998) on our boat for about eight years. It sucked chode.

[IfSamWasChinese]

how can you get a discount at a dollar shop

[PrincessNatsu]

Turtle: Whhaat the f****....?

[scottski02]

Herbert the Pervert has a phone line! No, hide your children!!!

[BakuMamX]

27:26 I notice Ash and Gary hitting each other with plushes XD

[megaawsomeaustin]

24:40 When I Saw That Sunrise I Cringed In Fear

[bunnygirle26]

lol omg i can remember these

[pritishsai]

8:20 The inspiration for Lulu

[megaawsomeaustin]

@pritishsai whos lulu

[MrNeddlemouse810]

And Grape Escape looks like Saw the Board Game.

[MrNeddlemouse810]

If Critic thinks a Zelda rap is weird, he should talk to Smosh.

[CaptainAshSpearow]

I saw Lyra/Kotone, InuYasha, and Gary hitting Ash with his own hat at the con appearance.

[DoubleMatt1]

FUCKING BUBBLES

[Catpig209]

What does Jeff Goldblum say at 8:00?

[Kaegell]

Am i the only one to think that the NC looked much like a squirrel when he did the arches? ^^'

[HoverboardFan14]

it wasnt pops,.. it was PUFFS!!

[darkshotmaker]

Fucking Bubbles!!

[Blur866]

BUBBLES

[thedata58ify]

so far I am at 101 licks... I think i'll stop counting

[thedata58ify]

I HAVE a tootsie pop HERE IN THIS ROOM... lets find out

[R3fl3xEs]

i enjoy my wonder boner

[WeirdCoStudios]

but the system will not is the best part.

[Ki113r2073]

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH

[ZZLordLiamZZ]

fucking bubbles!

[AnimalCrosser53]

POPS, GOTTA GET MY POPS, BITCH.

[hobohaymaker13]

The Evil Dead fruit snack one made me laugh my ass off.

[Goldenblade14]

wait, didn't I see that Johnson boat commercial on RWJ or somethin?

[wotldthe2006]

after 24:40 It got wrong with the You And Your Johnson and The Wonder Boner...

[goldenpizzaking]

19:04 YOUR GONNA GET RAPED

[goldenpizzaking]

zelda dance number? HELP

[IrreveRANT100]

09:29 Al Pacino is....The Nostalgia Critic.

[Gigaspine7]

4:27

The best joke he has ever made.

[AMETHYSTwolfP]

27:20 HATSUNE MIKU COSPLAYER!!!!!! o3o -arrow to the knee-

Well done reviews, and the last few scenes were... Very agreeable. "Wonder Boner!? REALLY!?" lol

[PLeChuck23]

"I don't wanna live! I DON'T WANNNA LLIIIIIVVV ..." [fade out]

[thebestwingsfan]

This was when commercials were exciting and fun instead of annoying and boring.

[NowhereMan8521]

I want to see Dino-Riders made into a movie.

[killer92173]

"It's the Wonder Boner!"

*Dramatic close-up*

[PeppermintPolarBear]

Also, in that clip of the audience laughing at Wonder Boner- Let's see here, Miku, one of the Kagamine twins, Inuyasha, Austria, Ash beating somebody with Pikachu...

[PeppermintPolarBear]

I don't see how if that thing is half elephant, half kangaroo, that it has wings. Looks like a freaking dragon.

[pgj1997]

11:07 you know I sometimes see that commercial on cartoon network, yep, it's THAT popular.

[pgj1997]

7:06 oh god how did this toy never catch on? Hmm (check wikipedia) Ok, actually Rex from the Toy Story movies is based off the T-rex from dino-riders, so you could probably count the Toy Story products.

[pgj1997]

5:39 wow, the N64 wasn't even out yet and they used the phrase "Barrel Roll"

[brandonlikes]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS WiTH THE GUYS HAIR AT 27:21?

[mitalca35]

Somebody please get that joke...

[mitalca35]

The phone number for the table is for James Hetfield? 'Cause, as we all know, he is the table...

[JTKomedy]

I'm gonna slap you right in the penis.

[shadowmariogalaxy64]

@JTKomedy

SHUT UP! *Hangs up*

[hollowsephiroth]

@JTKomedy You, your kids, and your Johnson?

[CharlesStudios]

What clip was at 25:01?

[vegito386]

@CharlesStudios I heard it was from the big lebowski.

[dftbawolf]

the wonder boner just looks worung.

[jimbowie455]

truthfully i got a bit of a hard on when i watched evil dead at the tree part.

[Wynterfang]

15:03 I honestly thought that said "rape escape" instead of "grape escape" lmao

You, your Johnson and your wunderboner have a fucking lovely evening. This is where I draw the line!

[arbitor365]

23:48 big bad fuck-suit

[mitalca35]

15:50 "Does he look like a bitch?" "What?" *gunshot!* "DOES HE LOOK... LIKE - A - BITCH?!" "NOOO!!!!" Gotta love Pulp Fiction.

[1234crazyworld]

* wipes laughter tears away * THAT ENDING MADE MY DAY!

[OpsTheories]

i died at wonder boner.

[BloodyyTS]

Holy shit they showed a fish getting FUCKING SKINNED on TV. That's fucked up.

[baconiscoolasbacon]

@BloodyyTS There has been worse on TV, Southpark has shown some pretty graphic shit.

[3271westy]

13:06 Critic hasn't seen the Legend of Zelda rap by @smosh has he -_-

[matt0044]

@3271westy He should. 'Sides this review was before that video by Smosh.

[TheInternetCritic117]

WOW, how stupid can mary kate or ashley olsen be?

[highflyingfish95]

22:32 Epic Meal Time guy at age 12

[embercoral]

No one in my school remembers Mr. Turtle! It's only Mr. Owl! It's so sad...

[Trinexx360]

My Wunder Boner is a winner. (:

[nanalinda4]

what the hell was 17:50 from ?

[EndLessD00m]

8:20

James Hetfield approves..

[Poisonnachos]

@EndLessD00m He IS the table.

[ltjerryl]

Lol he's calling Herbert the pervert on the phone I can tell XD

[ltjerryl]

@Lanternfan619 I was born in the 90s and my year was 1993 at least I remember Geuss who game I watched in that commercial and I played it in the 90s :)

[Kormanyfg]

I die of laughter every time " MMonkey! " comes up

[The3ninjakids]

The Girl w/ the dolls From the Cabage Patch kids twins commercial is the Lucy, the bitch from Problem Child. And i think the Dad looks like John Posey. Oh, yeah! 22:44 u can tell he's fucking nuts

[richardcollins2008]

i was laughing so hard at the smooshies lol!!!! it was like medievil torture lol!

[Lanternfan619]

I wish I was born earlier in the 90's. Stupid 1996, why couldn't I be born in 1992

[strikecommando01]

dino riders eh good movie idea

[maiwork6666666]

Damn. I have been fishing once in my life, yet I feel I need a wunder boner

[TheMinecraftBros12]

What is with him and the exorcist hes got like 5 videos with it in it

[maiden0206]

The Smooshees was so fucking funny!!!!

[ShirosakiX]

You, your Wonder Boner, and your Johnson

[ShirosakiX]

What happened at the end of that Evil Dead scene?

[SuperWestor]

i have a new NES whana play?

FUCK THAT SHIT MAN THIS KID GOT BUBBELS!

fucking bubbels...