Teenage Caveman - 6/9

[neoterous]

what are ya, carl jung all of a sudden?

[daveshn]

Isn't that clawed creature the blood beast?

[DaWhiteWolffie]

Yeah, they only stop the fight when the kid's about to win *rolls eyes*.

[bLuDcLoT06]

wow, that fight had all the charm and athletic ability of a shatner fight

[l337pwnage]

@bLuDcLoT06 You can't win against William Shatner, he a Shaman. ;p

[TheAndrewj96]

Anyone else think the guy looks like Frank at 1:41?

[HoserSaysWhat]

The people of the stone age were far more advanced than we give them credit for. They used flour to write and draw pictures.

[pretorious700]

jeez, wasn't Robert Vaughan about 30 when he made this?

[pretorious700]

I really want to smack that F troop guy

[blindthrall]

Nice Crimson reference.

[TimelordR]

2:39-Man From UNCLE joke alert!!

[yuvgotubekidding]

"Um, like, do you know any Tull?"

[antgav79]

Its ross all over again. lmao

i dont think that "bow" would have shot through a empty wet paper bad.

the word??? I thought the bird was the word?!?

[ChaoticYak]

Notice how I punched up the work 'kill' there?

[pretorious700]

Corman used the same dogs in 'The Viking Women, etc."...Great Danes before there was a Denmark?

[Dulcimerist]

Do you know any Tull?

XD

[Dulcimerist]

Wasn't this monster also in a different MST3K movie? Something about a low-budget space program and a radar station and little seahorses floating in someone's blood.

[TomMSTie]

@Dulcimerist Why yes, NIGHT OF THE BLOOD BEAST.

[DrWhiggs]

I didn't realize there were so many archery purists in the MST3K circle.

[mrsoultwister]

WHAT THE FUCKING KIND OF BOW IS THAT?! Are they joking?!

[pretorious700]

clean shaven cavemen with vitalis hairdos.....c'mon Corman, you must be kidding.

[Tareltonlives]

"Bob, Bob, Bob of the Jungle, friend to you and me! Bob, Bob, Bob of the Jungle-" *bonk* "Watch out for that tree" "I guess so!" My favorite riff of the episode.

Yeah, Frank and Dr. F had a better fight than Solo vs Chiefie.

That bow and arrow MIGHT make a hole through tissue paper.

[connorpatt81]

way to make "all dogs go to heaven" a cool action line.

[ChankkSaotome]

1:40... Disappointed they didn't go with the obvious, "Boy... tell me, what day is this?"

"Why it's Christmas Day sir!"

[kylep2]

I was REALLY expecting a "Stairway" joke when he started playing his flute thing.

[davi1614]

he looks like the guy from twin peaks

[wwmadi]

Am I the only that senses an anti-conformist message in this film?

[Iamafishproductions]

4:20 Two things should have happened when he fired that stick.

1. Nothing

2. He gets mauled by a deer.

[ElveeKaye]

You can't make a bow by just tying some string to any old random stick. The people who made this movie should be hamstrung.

Domestic dogs?? O_o Are we supposed to pretend they're wolves?

[GamaScythe]

Not to mention thats the lamest looking bow and arrow Ive ever seen. You couldnt kill a fly with that thing. He spends three days in the woods and comes back with Wimpy stick launch wimpier stick? He had three days! In that time he could have made two atlatls and they would have worked twenty times better than wimpy stick!

[Lfdjake91]

@GamaScythe Yeah, but most of those 3 days he spent unconcious after running into that tree apparently.

[Oppledeldoc]

At least it's a pleasant switch from Catching Trouble - all the animals are either fake to begin with, or they get killed off-screen. Cheap can be a GOOD thing.

[Gomess]

So, wait... I might have just missed it, but...

Have the guys *not* made a "(cave)Man from U.N.C.L.E." joke yet??

[whoisdickieschnabel]

Homezzz.....

[mojo5501]

Snap he just RAMMED into that tree...

[rcevey2]

It's a Corman film, so be prepared for exciting scenes of walking!

Special attraction - the wussiest bow in the world!

[TomMSTie]

Yes, every director has a signature style.  Coleman Francis had coffee, Ed Wood had angora, and Roger Corman had walking scenes.

[Dulcimerist]

@TomMSTie Angora goats?

[TomMSTie]

@Dulcimerist Sweaters.

[Gjeorje]

@TomMSTie ....Would you really be surprised if it turned out he had a thing for goats as well?

[daffyphack]

@TomMSTie Personally, I think you're overlooking what I consider to be Coleman Francis' true talent: filming cars parking.