Ask A Ninja - Ninja Knowledge

[viesits007]

Fuck you .You cant kill me bitch!!

[xxMagistaerxx]

0:31 "15,000 licks to get to the tootsie roll centre of a tootsie pop" :/

[TehArtieParty]

in the backround is words saying "a cup of urine is not healthy".

[41234dan]

you do know im a flippin ninja lol

[woofles456]

YOU CANT KILL A NINJA!!!

[CameoGuise]

And this guy is like Web 4.5, he's that above it. I would even go as far as to say he's so up there, he's you. :P

[zackandcameron]

i look foward to killing you my mind was saying ho that sounds like fun

[TheOnlyMadkid]

candle+monkey. the end.

[Happymealify]

Lol. How mant likes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.

[MultiVietMinh]

im bhuddist and i find the way of ninja is better

[TpAcTuKa]

Тhat's a serious knowledge!

[Torterra625]

Dolly Llama on crack

LOLXD

[XnoDomainX]

im web 1000.5

[TheGmastr]

"you do know i'm a flippin ninja" that part was so funny.!!

[iXcelent]

<3



[TheTrust91]

i love his voice <3

[LucasKussowski]

BRILLIANTLY FUNNY! :)

[Matexterminator]

0:30

Mario's name is not Mario, it's Mario Goldstein

*KONAMI CODE*

Drinking a cup of hurine a day is not healthy, it's stupid

[iwontdie4232]

44 pepole brains works slower then the matrix

[SomemanAwe112]

hold the right or left button for 3 seconds then click up and u will be able 2 play snake.thumbs up if it worked

[taicon10]

I do understand candle + monkey but it would be to hard to explain^^

[MediPup]

@taicon10 Like trying to explain final fantasy 8 to a lemon?

[timeman141]

Candle plus Monkey!

[AimingFist]

the animation doesn't do justice for what the real ask a ninja actually does as himself, he did a good job with voicing it but the animation itself doesn't captivate the emotion he puts behind it, that's how awesome he is!

[mrdempsey1997]

I got some of them panphlets...

[billiejoe21JOS]

OMFG 1:36 WITH TRANSCRIBE CAPTIONS

[lilbreezy47]

@billiejoe21JOS jew saloons!? O_O

[otar67]

AOL!! i remember that back in the day :)

[sunspot82]

while he is meditating like when all the word come up... read them... drinking a cup of urine a day is not healthy... im a ninja... down down left right... am i a ninja now?

[Jamaicancane]

Candle + Monkey ????? 

[scourge4628]

It takes 5,000 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

[littleblueclovers]

i'd even go far as to say he's web........candle....plus a monkey. like when i say that to you, you're like: "I don't even underestand what that means! ". THAT'S HOW FAR ABOVE US HE IS.

omg lol :D

[Scar5999]

LOL

[Scar5999]

You do know that I'm a flipping ninja

[yuhpples]

Turn on transcribe audio and enjoy laughung at 1:36

[kookie195]

lol the top line on his meditation : to get to the center of a tootsie pop

[legomajor]

geeks and nerds aren't the same thing. GET IT FUCKING RIGHT!!!!!!!!!

[RandomPhail]

Lets ask that geek ninja if he knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!

[matthews985]

500000000000000000/5 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[Atemlover527]

AUGH! I was so close to finding out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!

[direwolfjohn]

it seems to me ninjas are kick ass, the only thing that can kill a ninja is a 1) zombie ninja 2)me as a ninja, or 3) a werewolf ninja.......ya more of them then you think

[id493337]

@direwolfjohn

All three of them ninja's combined would die in a spilt second by a real ninja, however a cat ninja would probably ninja, Go Cat GO!

[jokkepokke95]

wow, this is, this is kinda, you know, completely perfectly perforatorly randomized... but with the candle, and a monkey, what are they gonna do about the mess, it's a condo ok, the stuff is SUPPOSED to glow! that's why they call it that ok? looking at the video of Marilyn Monroe, this is nothing compared to the albatross, for what is it? A GOD DAMN VIDEO PLAYER!!! there, i made my point...

[MiztaSeoul]

"you know i'm a flippin ninja" XD

[wolfmaster20001]

WEB: CANDLE + MONKEY! IMAFAO

[Fartcigen]

I HAVE THE NINJA KNOWLEDGE! candle + monkey! his brain works faster than the matrix!

[Fartcigen]

I HAVE THE NINJA KNOWLEDGE!

[TheOmega669]

you do know i am a flipping ninja!

[aznmostwantedl]

candle + monkey = monkey with a candle up its butt

[MrLazerface123]

Haha did anybody notice at the top when hes medatating it says 15,000 liks to get to the center of a tootsie pop

[09ACBrown]

Haha i love how the ninja always exaggerates ridiculously its never clever its just so dumb its hilarious

[Dr5269]

i mean this guy seriously....this guy brain works faster than the matrik.........i just want to ask you one more question um do you have a message for our viewers um........OH YES something i have been kindy wanted to tell your viwers for a while is umm...I LOOK FOR TO KILLING YOU SOON... and in additionally i look forward killing you right now. XD

[JAELONTHEGREAT]

Tommy Chong that the Voice right???  Funny stuff

[volcunman2000]

wait doesnt the matrix run on windows 97

[hoppiddy67]

you know I'm a flippin ninja?

[YugeneGuo]

Ninja Knowledge at 0:32:

*cheat code for game*

Drinking a cup of urine is not healthy.

[TheOwnage286]

Roll.

On.

The.

Floor.

Laughing.

[Zammersara]

A FAK SECTION! PORN?

[AnimeNightSAKURA]

Web candel + monkey xD

[sensation341]

lol 0:32 read backround!

[XDead141NinjaXX]

To EPNINJIC



[81nt4n9]

web candle + monkey 1:05

[koolij34]

39 people were killed by the ninja

[dadapopa]

omg hate ad`s! FU AD! FU!

[andnowforsomething89]

And I look forward to being killed by you Mr. The Ninja :D

[SpamMastr]

At 0:36:

5000 lick to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

[doggg91]

candle plus.....monkey...? WHAT THE HeCk?!!

[mmady92]

well theres also some pamphlets to help u be a ninja! I LOVE NINJAS!!!!!

[TheEevee2espeon]

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[PontusM4gnusson]

FASTAR THAN MATRIX!!!

but hey.. matrix in normal fight speed times 400 is half ninja speed...

im flippin' confused!

[narutabunny]

@PontusM4gnusson I guess he's saying that of course he brain works faster than martix because DUH! he's a ninja :D

[supermariofan20]

HIS BRAIN WORKS FASTER THAN THE MATRIX.

[Homersimpsonsfanful]

@supermariofan20 A retarted bear works faster than the matrix

[juicyboix1]

@supermariofan20 OR DOES THE MATRIX WORK SLOWER THAN HIS BRAIN?

[Fuperbooper]

Once I was eating at a Chinese food restraunt called Taste of Asia, and we were discussing what we would eat, and I swear the waiter was a ninja, he came out of NOWHERE and was helping us discuss what we would eat.

[katiedragon451123]

FLIPPIN NIJAS CAN KILL ANYTHING OR ANYONE.........DONT BE DIDIN MY NIJA POWERS MAN.........:DDDDD

[FletcherDOA]

YOU DO KNOW IM A FLIPPIN NINJA

[ninjamoon9]

just ask me .... the ninja

[Torijenova]

Love the ending.

[termusmaag]

Come and get me biotch lol

[TeddyZombiesUnite]

Holy shit this is awesome. :O

[CM99501]

omg no one cares about you obama stop your retarded commericals

[coopj70]

ninjas are awsome

[duhbroz]

His brain is, web..... Candle plus... Monkey

[Feartheviper]

1337 likes :o

[pingaslord23]

i wish i was web candle+monkey :)

[IllusiveSerb]

I'm a flipin' ninja!

[aarod24]

The "FAC" section xD

[sk8pn]

ninjas are assholes

[TheBlasianPrincess]

if ur black and asian "like me" then your a ninja and a ninja (thumbs up if u get it ) :D

[Ruhtard7]

And one of the ninja secrets was how many licks it takes to get to the center of a lollipop, this is great! XD

[theywerelikeWOAH]

you're like "i don't even understand what that means!" that's how far above us he is

[Sapphiron07]

I'm looking forward to be killed by the ninja.

[tailsfan55]

Thumbs if you saw nick fallin

[ducktapelover1]

Dalai lama on crack wtf lol

[a2izo]

Sounds like scorpion at the end

[RedbullExclamation]

im sorry buut im going to have to give this crap a thuimbs up! awesome!

[happydayzify]

best bits- you do know im a flipping ninja!! theres also some uh some pamflets on ninjas and um ion ninja! theres the FAQ section. the other ninja whose a HUGE geek. id even go to hes web candle+monkey and when i say that your like I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT!!! thats how far he is! his brain is father than the matrix!

[MrOwenb9]

i look forward to killing u soon... actully i look forward to killing u now.... lol!!!!!!!!!!!

[123benjerman]

"you do know im a flipping ninja" XD

[ApocalipsalMikey]

lol 15,000 licks to get to the centre of a tootsie pop.

[wwejeffo07]

hes web ... candle plus monkey like when i say that to you your like i dont even understand what that means thats how far above us he is i mean this guy is workin at us seriously his brain works faster than the matrix

[axelgarcia1]

i knew he was gonna say it!

[Adveshan]

0:34 "drinking a cup of urine a day is not healthy" =) too late for me

[jackbudy9]

lol



[GILYARDGIRLS]

lol dis is soooo funny

[cookiedough515]

lol

[skorchcommander]

I knew he wanted to kill! O.O

[toomuchnatureforme]

lol haha ask a ninja is funny!

[JSWilliams777]

"additionally i look forward to killing you right now" xD

[awsomeman1810]

lol best channel on youtube

[flamenite45]

0:34 "5,000 licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll"

[ProtectorOn2]

doogtoons lol wtf hahahhahahha

[xnoel]

lol , so funny, i like this very much :))

[Omnius15]

run he has a katana oh wait its impossible to run from ninjas

[xMrSeoulx]

ninjas sind die aller besten ever XDDDDDDDDDD

[UnnamedToast]

his brain works faster than the matrix LoL

[MRnomad05]

his brain works faster than the matrix!

[gage925]

@MRnomad05 and in another vid he says the matrix is really slow xD

[MrWasabi331]

Good 1

[cutiepa2te]

'Drinking a cup og urine a day is not healty."

0:30

[sillyman104]

6 out of 10

[Llazybone]

hahha, that ninja has humor.... hahahaha

[LittleWolfie08]

The Dhali Lama went to where I lived... Oh wow.

[derrickblack]

0:30 , Mario's name is not really Mario? lol

[trandoductin]

haahah!

[4iceroompink4]

oh yea i have a comment i look forward to killing you soon i know were you sleep. on a bed so hahahahahaha

[Okrios28]

nice one :)

[moonlight61292]

asshole

[530Karan530]

web candel + monkey hhaahah

his brain is faster than the matrix xDDDD

i like your videos

[E3missile]

lol, hes like web 4.5

[ghettobarbie16]

hes like web candle plus monkey and wen i say that ur like i dont even no wat that means!?!?

[pudinthemushroomhead]

i luv dis

[Jt2damax]

he's like web candle plus a monkey

[kawaagata]

Drinking a cup of urine a day is not healthy, it's just really stupid. That was like the first thing I noticed in the ethereal plane. xDD

[derrickblack]

15,000 licks to the center of a tootsie pop

[emokirby3377]

dont kill me

[tjr0cks]

i watched 2 episodes and got bored

[cimiconga]

wow...

[w3irdkid]

lol a candle plus a monkeuy

[NarutoIsNOTGay]

HAHS. How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To A Center Of A Totsie Pop x]

[xXCriptlordwcXx]

Oh so he's gonna kill us.... hold on...

*ahem* Rikimaru.. guard my ass

[Hothead4000]

lol acne on the mask wtf?

[supertroopers267]

cimiconga i dont see how this has anything to do with achmed the dead terrorist

[cimiconga]

copy of achmed the dead terrorist

[thrilllex]

this was before achmed

achmed was in jeff dunham's TV special 'Spark of Insanity' which aired on September 17, 2007

if you look on the date on this thing, this was in 2006

[darknight14415]

not bad

[XstarynightX]

lmaooo

[MARIOFANMAN]

I look forward to killing you SOON, and, additionally, I look forward to killing YOU, right now.

[rnvibez]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE MMORE

this is actually more gunny than the original

[RubixHEAVEN]

Rofl (Meditation Zone)

15,000 licks to the center of a tootsie roll...

Meaning of life = I'm a ninja...

Drinking urine is not healthy...

[mattman5566]

His brain works faster than the matrix LMFAO

[333captainrex]

spock rocks. lol. web candle+monkey.lol.i look forward to killing you soon. and additionally ilook forward to killing you right now.lol

[SydniRox97]

the "fack" section XD

[byygnbjhvbfnjkb]

woah .-.

[yore5]

look closely in background at 34-35 it says "mario's name is not really mario"

[Idiotguy27]

"Web candle + a monky" THIS IS EPIC!

[redethandotcom]

NO  freinken WAY

[othmanbekouchi]

HAHAHAHAHAH

LOL

[GheoHawk]

"He is .. Web, candle + monkey" ROFLMAO XD

[runodef99]

i got a sword ninja dude prepair to die

[gso619]

That dudes brain runs faster than the matrix.

[Gopanda101]

The turn yourself into a cartoon add with HOmer and Peter Grifffin is freaking me out u.u

[DUI562]

can u show me where to do that?

[Gopanda101]

Where to see the add? o.o

What are you asking?

[Rocker0For0Life]

huh? What's it about??

[Jollyman51]

web candle + monkey

LOL

[TheSuperchicken2000]

extremely funny!!

[chakravartin1]

beautifull visions!

[Lexisweet]

he's like uh candle plus a monkey

[SirCheezey]

Im still running on candle + crayon holder. Wow that ninja geek is amazing.

[mousedrag]

stephen hawking is a ninja?! O_O

[Piratesfannumerouno]

candle + monkey

[seanender98]

1.Pull out your hair.

2.Stab your self in the kindney.

3.Jump off a building.

SPAMMERS, SHUTUP!!!

[cbnunya]

i look forward to killing you soon! ...additionally, i look forward to killing you now... lol