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  • Thumbs up folks so this will stay at the top of the list & help those with android phones stop the annoying calls.

    If they got your cell phone number and it's an android phone just go to the android market and download a free program called Mr. Number Call Block. Telemarketers nightmare over. It blocks them with 100% accuracy and no false positives. I know because I have used it for over a year now & google all block numbers to verify. It works perfectly & I never got a wanted call blocked.

  • love you, bye. lol

  • EPIC!! :D

  • 0:04 jeez he swears a lot!

  • @rougewatermelon It wasn't swearing, it was private information

  • i actually do this type of work and a call like this would make my day

  • That telemarketer was a judgemental wank for someone who called you unannounced and unwanted. Brilliant way to give them a hard time!

  • Ohh you funny OZstar!!

  • YOU FUCKING YOBBO - get of youtube idiot.

  • @FluidViscosity101 umadindian?

  • Bloody oath mate, gettim off youtube and put him on telly. Infack Yako 4 Prime Minister;

    slogan sugestion:

    You'd have to be whacko not to vote for Yako

  • I think it would have been better if he ended the phone call with "Well, if your company is intending to screw me over with these stupid vouchers the least you could do is hire some prostitutes to do it instead."

  • "got any prostitute vouchers?"

  • You rock. Thank you for cheering up a crummy day. This was great. Two thumbs up.

  • good show

  • fucking hilarious! dame:-D

  • You are my new hero, mate.

  • that is fucking hilarious i do the same thing w/ them except the last time one called i answered by screaming HELLOOOOOO HIIIII HOW ARE YOU!!!! and then constantly yelling my replies to them hahaha they hung up on me then they called back later that night and i said i want to talk to the manager and told him the guys name and said he said all these racist horrible things and i wanted him punished or i would call the ombudsman and get him arrested hahaha they shit themselves hahaha

  • "women of the night" lol

  • The accent made this 5x better.

  • If it doesn't give me a erection, I don't want it.

  • not too bad, not too bad at all.

  • I hate talking to foreign assholes over the phone.

  • How can be possible man?

  • @michael15286 LOL

  • one time a telemarketer called me it turned out to be a scam and i made $8500 dollars that week

  • Funny shit - brilliant as ever, Yak!

  • the telemarketer is a dum hindu from freakin india. LOL..Y AM I NOT SURPRISED!!

  • hats why i goto the chicken ranch in nevada, free coupons in the sunday paper, hair pie special fur burger buy one clam get sticky buns with your order

  • lol the telemarketer has no sense of humor. He's getting pissed off at this, if that was me i'd me lmao

  • haha you're funnier than the people who do stand up comedy on tv :) and YAY more laughs to come :D give us moreeeeee

  • NOOO man this is WRONG!

    Just get a soundboard like Arnold Scharznegger and just spam YOU SON OF A BITCH or something funny man that is fuckin hilarious!!! BELIVE ME try it

  • Love you bye

  • i wish i was asian, i would speak asian to them then they would hang up xD

  • 1:37 masturbation

  • @wensley80 it wasnt swearing they just arent allowed to post the vid wit names of people or buisnesses so the bleeps are names not swearing

  • telemarketers are the most annoying wankers in the world please don't call me if i cant understand you in the first place but it is fun putting them on hold for half an hour or longer great vid love the bunnies flag in the background

  • i just love the bunnies flag in the background but telemarketers annoy the hell out of everyone i just demand i speak too a manager in charge or someone who i can actually understand otherwise "click" or i put them on hold for about half an hour

  • i just love the bunnies flag in the background but telemarketers annoy the hell out of everyone i just demand i speak too a manager in charge or someone who i can actually understand otherwise "click" or i put them on hold for about half an hour

  • "Prostitues, whores... Women of the night"

  • well done!

    This kiwi made me die laughing messing with a phone scammer:

    watch?v=Y9gmnNEyR7Y&feature=fe­edlik

  • A lot of swearing at the start with all that bleeping!

  • haha im sure a $10 thai prostitute wont cost more than the bangkok hotel

  • i need to move to austrailia

  • the pranksters is aussie?

  • haha nice job mate

  • You sir, are my hero.

  • Class...........your a proper bloke

  • I work for a holiday company and I do the same sort of promotions... I think I called you before, started talking about prostitutes or something, so I suggested you use the holiday vouchers in Thailand, and then you had nothing to say, lmao. Maybe it was someone else though.

  • @BeeEmmCee1 It wasn't me but I would have loved it if it was. I've only had a couple of calls where the caller has tried to turn it around, my favourite being a lass from Melbourne who after I told had a hot voice and should be doing phone sex went on to tell me about her potential singing career. It turned into a very funny but unrecorded call...

  • @Yakovich Haha, maybe one day I will be blessed with calling you. I always love it when people try to be funny, because I normally play along with it. Keeps me entertained I guess. It's a bad job to have, but it pays well. Living in Australia always helps though, people feel less obliged to lead me on because I don't have a foreign accent.

    It is now my goal to actually get you to come and receive my resort vouchers, haha.

  • @BeeEmmCee1 You get pranked a lot?

  • @Game117Fanatic Every now and then people try to be funny, but we don't have to be polite or anything and can just hang up whenever we want to. I don't think many people pretend to be interested so that you waste your time, everyone seems genuine.

  • awesome!!!

  • That was hilarious :)

  • i'm sorry, are you talking about properties?NO!! prostitutes :D

  • That was alright, maybe he could have pushed it a bit more came across as being a bit passive towards the seller.

    Best ever tele sale prank was the guy pretending to be a copper at a murder scene, sheer class.

  • Women of the night hahahahaha

  • LOL! This was funny, especially the "I love you at the end."

  • What kind of recording device do you use to have these taped?

  • how do u get them to call u

  • @wingscancer Get a telephone with a listed phone number

  • @Yakovich good job, this was so funny, finally an Australian youtuber that I enjoy.. Don't get me wrong but i don't find theaussiebastard and other people that funny. lol

  • @wingscancer buy someting from tv and they will call you every day

  • i always say "i love you" to those guys

  • @MrJartie The truth be known, I'm probably just an ordinary bloke of average intelligence. The problem is that when confronted with comments like yours I can't help but feel more enlightened, travelled, even smarter than the authors which in return makes me feel better about myself.

    Cheers mate!

  • @Yakovich Now this is the greatest reply to this kind of comments I have seen so far. Congrats :)

  • @Yakovich Good on you mate

  • @MrJartie

    I totally agree

  • @MrJartie thank you for your comment thanks to it, i know im smarter then some people in the world

  • very good mate ... keep on rocking .. good onya mate .

  • Give the poor guy some prostitute coupons. Buy 1 blow job get 1 free. Book a whole night and anal is free special . C' m o n sell it !!!

  • throw in a couple of brothels hehehe LOL

  • If a boy telemarketer ever calls me I guess I will act gay

  • I can see why people get annoyed with telemarketing calls, I get loads and they can be a pain but the thing to remember is that most of the telesales people that ring you are just innocent people doing a job they have been employed to do by a company, the real villains are the people behind the scenes that get them to make the calls, they pressurize them to pressurize us, of course the fat cat directors of these companies won't come to the phone, so it's the poor sales people that get it.

  • nice love it man! prostitute vouchers! roflmao!

  • AUSTRALIA SUCKS

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  • @couspar how the fuck do you get that from that video, it got nothing to do with AUS....... your an idiot

  • L

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    prostitute vouchers!

  • Hey what is the outro song?

  • @SalesLeadSecrets Is that you mum?

  • @Yakovich And you can spell? You have the iinsightt of a chipmunk addicted to marmalade

  • @SalesLeadSecrets Best comeback ever! It's left me confused yet slightly aroused...

  • @Yakovich whahahahahahahahahahahahah XDDDD

  • Nice, way to stick to your guns! No prostitutes, no deal! HA!

  • everytime a telemarketers calls me i speak japanese and they hang up xD

  • women of the night....

    hahaha...

    you must live in Australia

  • Since when did we out source telemarketers?????

  • @free2kill22 jackass thats not cool, im fuckin indian born in this country and ive done advertising, its not outsourcing you racist asshole just since somebody has an indian or any other source of accent is speaking it does not mean that they arent in the same country as you

  • I'm currently working as a telemarketer, please keep in mind that we don't like to disturb you just as much as you don't like to be disturbed. We're just doing our jobs, and if you are not going to buy anything, you cab always just hang up. You can even ask to be taken off the calling list, I understand you may think this is amusing---but think about who you may be talking to, in my case, it's a 16 year old girl who is just trying to earn some money to save for school...

  • @abbypeoplehands How come 16 year old girls never ring my place!?

  • @Yakovich

    some probably do, it's not like we will say, "Hi, may I please speak will _______ by the way, I'm a sixteen year old girl. :P

  • @abbypeoplehands I'd me more likely to listen if they did!

  • @Yakovich maybe there busy under boss desk?

  • @abbypeoplehands And yet when the 16 year old that I have asked time and time again to remove of the list because I'm no interested in investing with National Securities, still calls back!

  • @tomwaterwitch

    hang up the phone :)

    it's not that hard, really. haha, we're required to keep trying until you hang up.

  • THAT WAS AWESOME!

  • women of the night

  • lol go aussies

  • I've got to remember this one...I love to jerk their chains when they call.

  • stupid indians

  • I have a problem with this video, although I gave it a 'Thumbs up' because I hate telemarketing too. The guy on the phone is just a schmuck trying to make a living. Annoying him isn't going to do anyone any good except that it might make you feel better; I just say 'no thanks' and hang up. I don't know about Aus but in the UK there's an organisation you can register with which will stop cold calls. You might better spend your time trying start one if it isn't already in existence.

  • @colourmegone I'll tell you a little story about these "schmucks". One call I pretended to be mentally handicapped and the schmuck tried to exploit this and spent 5 minutes trying to get me to parrot the words they needed for the recording that would have signed me up for the "deal" they were offering. I think that's as weak as piss!

    We have a register in Aust and we are on it but we still get 2-3 calls a month.

  • superb!! more people should do this, to stop these people ringing you up at home when you are trying to watch tv

  • DON'T FUCKING USE THAT BLEEPING NOISE.

  • "yeah but it doesn't get my rocks off, does it?"

  • fucking brilliant. im actually going to try this one.

  • haha this is awesome, i start asking about the weather or try to order food from them

  • i know this, this is time share fucking scammers...don't go to the free holidays...don't believe them...

  • WHY ONE A TELIMARKETER CALL ME!

  • Love you! Bye! Fucking brilliant!

  • Look like that guy from whale wars

  • This is really funny, the telemarketer is uncomfortable, for cultural or even religious reasons, by the talk about prostitutes, and there's nothing in the script that deals with that subject, so understandably he's desperate to move on from this subject to another. All of which means that the best way to aggravate him is to resist all of his attempts to move the conversation on from this topic. If I remember, I'll try to work prostitutes into the next telemarketing call I get. :-)

  • I love you bye

  • Wow. Boring.

  • new meaning to "ho"tels. Very funny. I play the time game. When they call and ask by for me by name I say he is down stairs. Then yell out for me to hurry up and come to the phone. I place the phone down and go back to watching TV. I am amazed at both how long and short a time they will hold. I figure they are not annoying others during Tea if they are on hold. My public service.

  • this is all very exciting but im no getting an erection LMFAO!!!!

  • lol

  • I lol'd.

  • You Have To see This MovIe" A NUMBERS GAME" IT JUST CAME OUT.

    About Telemarkers see the Trailer "A NUMBERS GAME

  • OMG women of the night!!!! lol i laughed so so hard

  • three, four, or five star hotels. lmao!

  • Love you bye! LMFAO

  • hahaha prostitue vouchers!

  • lame

  • absolutely lovely

  • "Prostitutes, whores, women of the night"...laughed so hard at that one! XD

  • i so love the video. the guy was so calm. next time try gay prostitutes.. he he he peace.

  • lmao

  • That was brilliant, man! XD

  • lmfao!

  • Well executed :)

  • lol!! XD

  • I've had that exact one a few times.

    My best reaction I've got so far came from asking about deposits and damages.

    I started with the usual toaster/TV through the window "is that OK?" routine. Once the telemarketer got agitated enough asked about guests, non-humans and finally goats. After a lengthy discussion about goats in elevators, my fishing paid off: I was asked why. This is the point where my "need to conduct sacrifice" gets explained and how much I hate replacing soiled carpet at home.

  • epic

  • "women of the night" haha

  • hahaha that's hilarious!!

  • he looks like he's jacking off with the hand that isn't holding the phone

  • ROFLMAO!!!

  • great .

  • Oz rocks.

  • :D you've inspired me so much when I grow up and I get my own house this is wat im goin to do :D

  • He's Australian, this is obviously a real phone call dudes :P

  • prostitute vouchers...

  • Love you,bye :: D

  • nice i like that

  • You sound so real you act good.

    He was so speechless.

  • lol luurve it hahaha

  • I agree totally. Nobody rings my home phone except telemarketers, so I'm already in the zone by the time I answer.

  • "That sounds very exciting, but I'm not getting an erection, I'm sorry."

    rofl. hahahah clever ;]

  • subbing for that hope i see more

    5/5

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Fuckin brillient - they really suck - give em hell.

  • lol, dipper (the telemarketer) didn't understand half of what he was saying

  • Hate telemarkers, love Aussies. Perfect video.

    Though ironically, we really don't get much of these calls in England.

  • love you, byye! AHAHAHAHA

  • prostitutes! lol

  • "............ How can be possible, man?"

    XDDD

  • yeah but it doesn't get my rocks off does it?

    LMAO

  • LOL... i fuking hate telemarketers...

  • LMFAO

  • 5 stars for making him hang up before you.

  • lol

  • good one!

  • hilarity!! if you record another one of these calls please post it!

  • do you have any prostitute vouchers? ...... classic

  • Oh, I like that one... Women of the Night! lol I'm gonna have to try that!

  • gold

  • the ending makes this video.

  • "how can that be possible man?"

    priceless