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  • "Democrats want justice, Republicans want c**ck".

    Genius.

  • * ****** **'* ***********!

  • "democrats want justice, republicans want c***" ahahaha

  • lol i want to F*** meagan fox's face to!

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  • "I wana **** Megan Foxx's face"

    any other man can say um...

    (Diddo)

    XD

  • LOL THAT LAST ONE IS FUNNY AS FUCK!!

  • I'd like to f*** Megan Fox's face too

  • rofl republicans want cock priceless

  • lol tom hanks, wiener sucker...

    obama is great too lmfao

  • Im way ahead of you Haji

  • omg the johnny test thing at the end made me laugh so much

  • It's Johnny Quest. Johnny Test is a completely different show.

  • lol i know the difference, the names alwaus get mixed up in my head

  • Haha alright that happens to me too. Johnny Quest is epic. I love that show.

  • i love jony test......is that with the guy with the big hair

  • You know, I just met Dave recently, I didn't know he had a big furry cock.

  • last one was so funny

  • 57 Lmao

  • I want to F*** megan fox's face. ROFL!

  • thanks for pointing out the obvious. who doesn't want to?

  • Oh Richard you're so nice

  • "let me take a shit"

  • you mom USED to suck good dick

  • "Democrats want justice. Republicans want cock"

    "A big trend in make up is shit."

    hahaha

  • lol the best

  • the last one killed me XD!

  • haha

  • I am still a little confused on this video. It makes me laugh though. haha! Youtube= freedom of the videos... haha, gotta love it.

  • "I wanna fuck Megan Fox's face" HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH!!­!!!!!!!

  • who doesn't?

    even my girlfriend wants to

  • the picture of his mouth so DIRTY!!!!! eeeeeew!

  • Too funny! 5 *

  • lol at the last one. johnny quest jokes are win

  • your brain is smart

  • wtf no it is it. they just put a beep noise and your brain automatically think they are saying something different.

  • no shit, sherlock.

  • lol You're the one that's too dumb to understand that this is SUPPOSED to be fake.

  • That is some funny S*%t

  • I didn't know he had a big furry... *bleep* LOL

  • I JUST SUCKED ON MY COUSINS JUICY TITS

  • kewl

  • lol.

  • haha funny s***

  • Are....are...are you like....like.... 10?

  • whatev kid

  • in case that reply didn't answer your question, does president obama tell everyone when he needs to take a dump?

  • No he doesn't have to. When Obama takes a dump the whole country is effected.

  • my auntie always says "even the queen has to take a shit"

  • Hey, I like that!

  • Yeah but the queen does it on a golden toilet...meanwhile our bathrooms look like something out of "Resident Evil"....

  • President Obama does not swear in press conferences duh lol... and JK says at the start that they bleep & blurr whether they need it or not!

  • okkopk

  • your a dumbass

  • I WANT TO F&%K MEGAN FOX's FACE!!

  • Haha, a good use of censorship.

  • Suck my cock, Valbuenium!

  • i will :D

  • No deal.

  • :[ yu made me a sad panda

  • LOL very funny

  • im on this new web game and i need some pupil. if u guys would go on this website: ajsodef8.mybrute. com it would help me. all you have to do make a name that isnt taken and then fight that character. either u win or lose you are helping. and that all it takes. please take a few seconds to help.

    *no need to create a password for your character

  • watch one of our videos, really funny

  • awesome

  • Am feelin' the face fuckin' part real talk!!

  • anyone know where i can get this bleep sound effect?

  • Look up free download sound effect sites. I know there are a ton made for video game creation, but they can be used for videos too if thats what you want to do. I won't name any sites though, wouldn't want to look like an advertiser! ^_^

    And good luck!

  • I wanna fuck Megan Fox's face, hahaha.

  • hey who doesn't..

  • So do i

  • Every show should have this xD

  • Democrats want justice, republicans wants c***!

  • ɹǝʇʇǝq puɐ ɹǝʇʇǝq ƃuıʇʇǝƃ sı ʍoɥs sıɥʇ 'ɟɟnʇs ʎuunɟ

  • I wanna !@#$ Megan's face

  • this was a good one

  • weiner fcker... 1:12 LMFAO niceeee

  • ahahahahaha fucking the turtle

  • hahahah i love it! this is one of the segments that got me hooked on watching Jimmy Kimmel.

  • Same here xD

  • Hahaha Turtle Fucker

  • 14th

  • LOL!

  • AHAHAAHA XD thats hilarious!! Is that old Johnny Quest??

  • I love these. The blurred ones are hilarious.

  • Kim fucking megan Niccee!!!!!!!

  • Kim fucking megan's face to be exact

  • xDD!!!

  • best segments in jimmy kimmel!

  • love this XD

  • These are so awesome

    This and porn make anyones day XD

    lol 5/5

  • Around 0:43 is that a pimp!?

    xD

  • I REMEMBER THIS ON TV LOL!

  • i love these segments

  • haha i saw this!! pretty funny! :D

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