@mimscole well they did use it...why do you think chief is over 7 feet tall? And the suppressed sexual drive isn't a risk it's what will happen. Read tha book lawl.
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@DaFinMonsta Ya, but if you pay closer attention you'll remember that that was a rejection E-mail Dr. Halsey got declining her request to use those experiments on Monkey's.
Additionally, that is just a "risk" meaning it's possible that it doesn't occur.
You know...this video makes me wonder.....with Cortana and the Chie being alone...together....for years in the vast emptiness of space....do they ever get any ideas :? lol
Ehh no when spartans go thorught the auugmentation procedurs they lose there sexual drive. Meaning its impossible for chief to fall in love have boners ect.
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too abd he will fucking lose to gordon freeman i swear to god you give that man a crowbar and he can kill every grizzlysharktopus that has ever, will ever, and currently exists
OF COURSE ITS FAKE you dont have to tell anybody that this is gay because in theory, it has NOTHING to do with homosexuality AT ALL. its just a joke and some of you idiots cant take that joke. you really need to chill out
oh please drop it, you know what? i saw a comment JUST like this on another video like, 2 seconds ago, and it pisses me off. STOP WITH THESE COMMENTS! you wont get your seconds back, its impossible, and you are just pissing everybody off and you shows that you are a fucking idiot with no humor at all. you cant take a freaking joke on the internet, you really need to chill out
@soulofthedammed i never uploaded any video? but i just think its so freakin unneccesary cuz they know that they cant back some seconds and they wouldnt use to any good anyway
@Wired2X There are some comic pictures and some animations of him in his youth, he appears to be white + his voice actor is white too. The best thing would be if he were a mixed afro-american-arab-asian, that way everybody would win.
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@v01cen268 No im 15 i have a life im in school i take karate and in JROTC also im only insulting you people cause you jack off to halo which is really disturbing
Hell yeah!!!
SuperCooperChimp12 1 week ago
Thumbs up for carmine
NsKclan7 2 weeks ago
The "Not Again" is Ben Carmine From Gears Of War 2... Facts :3
apUnknown 3 weeks ago in playlist complete and utter randomness
HELL YEA 0:18
marvincalle13 1 month ago
im pretty sure that pelican at the beginning of the video is flying backwards at the speed of light
cpbishurr 1 month ago
Shes is... FAT, do you think it is sexy?
arthurdsjrjbr 1 month ago
voice of MC: Dom, Ben Carmine, and Dom again (all from gears)
TskHero 2 months ago
hell year
xXAusiPowaXx99 2 months ago
just how much crack were you on when yo made this
IronMaster777 2 months ago
Master Chief: You sexy!
Cortana: Yeaa that's what they say:)
Aidanj64 2 months ago
WTF
starly123red 2 months ago
hell yea!
DismemBERment98 2 months ago
that's just retarded
fag5007 2 months ago
wtf
halopw3nscod 2 months ago 2
**Carmine fron gears of war** gun jam dialogue "NOT AGAIN" Lol.
dumdeedum2000 3 months ago
keep Dom and carmine out of halo, the others i cant figure out
TheCragnog 3 months ago
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XboxUltimateMarines8 3 months ago
He is a rip-off of a Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine...which they were created in 1987
TheAlphaWolf413 3 months ago
ESTUPID!
TRIJORGE123 3 months ago
@thevjudge remember she is an AI. The parts don't..'erm..fit ya know?
obiwankenobi511 3 months ago
@mimscole well they did use it...why do you think chief is over 7 feet tall? And the suppressed sexual drive isn't a risk it's what will happen. Read tha book lawl.
obiwankenobi511 3 months ago
Why does she sound Mexican?
21stcenturyissues 4 months ago
Sexy Cortana.. wtf??
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TheUnholyAngel1 4 months ago
cortana isnt that fat!
creeperkiller123 4 months ago
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XJimXBob 4 months ago
@DaFinMonsta Ya, but if you pay closer attention you'll remember that that was a rejection E-mail Dr. Halsey got declining her request to use those experiments on Monkey's.
Additionally, that is just a "risk" meaning it's possible that it doesn't occur.
mimscole 4 months ago
@wackaful I read the books. It said absolutely nothing about a spartan's "Sexual Drive" Give me a break, lol.
They were just raised in an extremely sheltered and military environment where nothing like that mattered or existed.
They probably don't even know where babies come from.
mimscole 4 months ago
@mimscole Well did you read Fall of Reach? Because it is right there. I might actually copy the part from the wiki.
Catalytic Thyroid Implant
Description:Platinum pellet containing human growth hormone catalyst is implanted in the thyroid to boost growth of skeletal and muscle tissues.
Risks:Rare instances of Elephantiasis. Suppressed sexual drive.
Pay close attention to that last sentence.
DaFinMonsta 4 months ago
chief- fuck off, get in my cryo chamber bitch
sexbomb190 4 months ago
Awesome
666meisam 4 months ago
@CaptainMan117 dominic santiago from g0w
dudeguy341 5 months ago
Bow Chicka wow wow xD
zerozukio 5 months ago 15
@zerozukio xD jejejejeeje
johnlex2 2 months ago
You know...this video makes me wonder.....with Cortana and the Chie being alone...together....for years in the vast emptiness of space....do they ever get any ideas :? lol
TheVJUDGE 5 months ago
@TheVJUDGE
Ehh no when spartans go thorught the auugmentation procedurs they lose there sexual drive. Meaning its impossible for chief to fall in love have boners ect.
wackaful 5 months ago
@wackaful and how would you know this?
TheVJUDGE 5 months ago
@TheVJUDGE
Wiki and the books.
wackaful 5 months ago
@wackaful hmm makes sense lol
TheVJUDGE 5 months ago
Sgt.Johnson should be a sparten
Sonnybear7 5 months ago
Master chief raped his own A.I.
fullmetallover637 5 months ago
Pfft. Fucking twat screwing up Halo just for your entertainment. Think of the other Halo fans idiot!
Mammothaura 5 months ago
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Dexalcubo 5 months ago
Whatthefuck.
ChaosOfSpartan 5 months ago
@tamerswan Just look at Bill Gates
Starport592 5 months ago
lol gears of war carmine voice
mollydaggerskull 5 months ago
@spartenforgeworld300 she is naked
blakeblox 6 months ago
now i have to find @ihatenjoi fucking comment :/
Fearfulcrawdog 6 months ago
Guys really are you trying to steal chiefs girl shame on you
FalloutLad316 6 months ago
i wanna see that purple bitch naked! purple nipples!
SpartanForgeWorld300 6 months ago
man cortana looks fat here
azurehalfbreed1 6 months ago 16
@azurehalfbreed1 ya, HER ASS =)
LilJ9117 3 months ago
um not too good to me
MiniRider84 6 months ago
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123legofreak1 7 months ago
@Wired2X Read the books. He's not a nigger.
ChokedByRainbows 7 months ago
@ChokedByRainbows no need for that kind of language! Im sure that its 2011 and not 1934
NikoLiberty1000 7 months ago
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grizzmann35 7 months ago
WTF!?
MRlittlerock100 7 months ago
1067 people did not get horney
KIDxPURE 7 months ago
@KIDxPURE Wow if you got horny off of this you need to talk to more girls
Ep1cRainbow 6 months ago
Those voices were from gears of war!
Aztecwolfman 8 months ago 2
Hmm ... 1,050+ people actually have a life.
SwaffyX 8 months ago
800,000 people really need to get outdoors more......
wildboar222 8 months ago
@wildboar222 and you areone of them.
GamerPro9005 8 months ago
@CaptainMan117 Bad, IMO.
TheNoobinatorftw 8 months ago
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Mast3rC33F117 8 months ago
who the fuck LIKED THIS
xxagentmonkie117xx 8 months ago
GAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jman9971 8 months ago
why is cortana hispanic?
wowamazing123 8 months ago
Terrible voices!!
ipetermanIs14 9 months ago
666 LIKES??????
v01c3funn3hth3s3c0nd 9 months ago
wth 666 likes??????
sackkckdbb 9 months ago
Wait a second???
666 views???
this video is going to hell.
itsmyhalovid 9 months ago
@itsmyhalovid u mean likes
bailsterbailer 9 months ago
@bailsterbailer yha ur right
itsmyhalovid 9 months ago
@itsmyhalovid fucking religeon
URreadingmyaccname 3 months ago
do u want my halo hell yah
zzzeezzb 9 months ago
that was creepy
habiger40 9 months ago
OMFG 666 LIKES
D:
IM GONNA DIE
picklesandgravy1 9 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA LOLOL LOL
pokemongage 9 months ago
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stupid fool that was so much bad
pitbulp 10 months ago
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666 Likes O.o
999 Dislikes O.o
LonelyToothpick 10 months ago
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666 Likes O.o
999 Dislikes O.o
LonelyToothpick 10 months ago
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LonelyToothpick 10 months ago
GOW?
XIanX01 10 months ago
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lmao its one big ad
dragon12652 10 months ago
LOL
MiketheMadness 11 months ago
i wish hey would show master cheif and cortona effing
haroldman325ify 11 months ago
@haroldman325ify thats jsut eww. besides shes a hollogram..
SpazticSqurril2011 11 months ago
@haroldman325ify Dude, if they show Master Chief and Cortana having sex, that would be cybersex on a WHOLE new level. O_O
PanzerKpfwIV 11 months ago
noo i rather stick my dick (hehe that rymes) in ur halo that would be awesome
twakefield10 11 months ago
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winsause 11 months ago
@CaptainMan117 no its Dom from gears of war but that would be awesome.lol
watr12 11 months ago
it's no racist stick man
Drhumiliation 1 year ago
'HELL YEAH!!!!!"...fuckn randon haha lol
angernow 1 year ago
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Dronces9891 1 year ago
gears of war ftw ! :D
Eithun 1 year ago
do u want my halo hell yeah xD
gta4rocks666 1 year ago
lmfao "do u want my halo?" "HELL YEAH!" xD :3
pivotanimator321 1 year ago
hmmmmmmmmmm LOL !!
PurpleSkittle14 1 year ago
where they flying though a windows screen saver?
Hitm47n 1 year ago
jajajajajajajajaja xD
Mastertutos1239 1 year ago
too abd he will fucking lose to gordon freeman i swear to god you give that man a crowbar and he can kill every grizzlysharktopus that has ever, will ever, and currently exists
Jawarable 1 year ago
@Jawarable He can't kill a battleroid, nothing can, and those that can kill a battleroid a thousand times will still ultimately lose.
KampferXeon 1 year ago
This was made 1 day after the Halo 3 release!
MultiMrblade 1 year ago
_l_^-^_l_
INEEDZALL 1 year ago
oh my god...
OF COURSE ITS FAKE you dont have to tell anybody that this is gay because in theory, it has NOTHING to do with homosexuality AT ALL. its just a joke and some of you idiots cant take that joke. you really need to chill out
HaloStrikes 1 year ago
u got fuckin problems dude
SuperPaintball27 1 year ago
I LIKE TO F*** HOLOGHRAMS
numba1Tailsfan 1 year ago
0:35 to 0:37 Anthony Carmine
foREVer2981 1 year ago
"HELL YEAH!!!" LOL XD
G4mmaman 1 year ago
THIS WAS A FUCKING LOAD OF SHIT. 1 MIN OF MY LIFE I WONT GET BACK BECAUSE OF SOME WRONG MINDED RETARD!
soulofthedammed 1 year ago
@soulofthedammed
oh please drop it, you know what? i saw a comment JUST like this on another video like, 2 seconds ago, and it pisses me off. STOP WITH THESE COMMENTS! you wont get your seconds back, its impossible, and you are just pissing everybody off and you shows that you are a fucking idiot with no humor at all. you cant take a freaking joke on the internet, you really need to chill out
HaloStrikes 1 year ago
@HaloStrikes if you get so pissed off dont bother putting retarded videos up.
soulofthedammed 1 year ago
@soulofthedammed i never uploaded any video? but i just think its so freakin unneccesary cuz they know that they cant back some seconds and they wouldnt use to any good anyway
HaloStrikes 1 year ago
Really fn fail...
Sean13Haddon 1 year ago
Chief was never in love or anything like it with cortana. Maybe dr.halsey or Linda but not cortana...
IsllayGirls 1 year ago
Is this Star Wars mixed with Star Trek and Halo wtf
ArturoPlateado80 1 year ago
ehem allow me this troll plz ppl........... FAKE AND GAY
razordemon67 1 year ago
...fail...
LolNinja1234 1 year ago
lmao I only have one question... Do you want my halo? HELLL YEAH!!!!
JokrProject 1 year ago 3
cheifs voice is from gears...lol
ksingh66 1 year ago 2
agreed
haloscoreattackman 1 year ago
agread
haloscoreattackman 1 year ago
sexy wdf shes fat....
rejuised 1 year ago
the first seconds is like a window´s screensaver.. xD
OSGADIHE 1 year ago
@OSGADIHE If it were halo...
xD
mastererik323 1 year ago
what the...
bogmire777 1 year ago
I got halo rick rolled?
salsasamuri 1 year ago
What the f is this?
MrShooter16 1 year ago
Sucks.... Her face is still , but her lips are moving...
And chief sounds black
MuchDRACO 1 year ago 121
@MuchDRACO the person doing his voice probably is
1000gamer 1 year ago
@MuchDRACO so what can't the chief be black or something
AlexB4455 1 year ago
@MuchDRACO Hes using voices from characters in Gears of War.. lol
DarthBlam 1 year ago
@MuchDRACO How do we know he's not?
Wired2X 7 months ago
@Wired2X There are some comic pictures and some animations of him in his youth, he appears to be white + his voice actor is white too. The best thing would be if he were a mixed afro-american-arab-asian, that way everybody would win.
TheKamikazeen 7 months ago
...What am I watching?!
Risha337 1 year ago
Damn those stars are moving fast.
kevman4189 1 year ago
cortana sounds like a guy
picklesandgravy1 1 year ago
i try to think butt nothin happins
DocAracnid 1 year ago
Hell yeah!!!
xXFatalv1 1 year ago
lol
Haloreachisthecr4p 1 year ago
@6JoHn6Da6Vyken k watever he's a dude
TheHippy999 1 year ago
Agreed I mean seriously in one of the books Master chief has his helmet off and you can see the back of his head AND! its a guy :]
Gaylosuckschode 1 year ago
@Gaylosuckschode Yeah waz up with your username?????? :)
TheHippy999 1 year ago
@6JoHn6Da6Vyken Nope what chicks name is john
TheHippy999 1 year ago
@6JoHn6Da6Vyken so true
freedomfighter5000 1 year ago
Epic FAIL
federicoxx96 1 year ago
Fucking stuoid
Kingma1997 1 year ago
W T FUCKING FUCK !?!?!
Mr4yOK 1 year ago
@Mr4yOK 0_o
daikana1 1 year ago
gay give me back that 1:00 of my life
DMeaderL4d 1 year ago
Its more like EPIC FAIL to me!
ILoveFlaky1 1 year ago
holy dick fart. what the twat waffle just barfed in my lunch box? This shit is like helen keller playing darts.
ihatenjoi 1 year ago 94
@ihatenjoi haha dude this is the funniest comment ive ever seen!
swifterthenu227 1 year ago
Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house?
No?
Neither did she.
zack8789 11 months ago
@ihatenjoi That sir is the most epic comment on Youtube ever. Congratulations. You diserve a medal doc!
BillyJuiceFish 10 months ago 27
@BillyJuiceFish (:
ihatenjoi 10 months ago
@BillyJuiceFish yeah I was gonna give him props but you beat me to it
Subfightr 10 months ago
@BillyJuiceFish What was the comment
TurretsFTW 5 months ago
@ihatenjoi that helen keller comment was brilliant.
Subfightr 10 months ago
@Subfightr (: thanks bro
ihatenjoi 10 months ago
@ihatenjoi win xD
XXkylaiXX 4 months ago
Creepy!!!!!!
iPwndizzle 1 year ago
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ShAdOw116789 1 year ago
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ShAdOw116789 1 year ago
w.......t.........f just happend
TheCool117 1 year ago
I laughed for a good thirty seconds, then my lungs started to bleed from the spasms. Subliminal advertising is not to be attempted by monkeys with keyboards and cameras.
covykiller 1 year ago
@covykiller i take offense to that
crazymonkey1192 1 year ago
@crazymonkey1192 Oh, you.
covykiller 1 year ago
to all the comments bellow me- "WTF"
king6595 1 year ago
ftw
garuda2shamrock 1 year ago
UH....BU......WA.......ER.....um.....
bigfootassasin 1 year ago
what......wut.....wat......
jouchiXkisame 1 year ago
wtf......ff...f..f..f..f.ff......
0clarkos0 1 year ago
Oh when he says "HELL YEAH" and stuff, that's from Gears of War 2's Carmine.
SiouxBwoi 1 year ago
shes fatter then i expected? lol
dragonfable1090 1 year ago
At least it ain't cod
Coupey117 1 year ago
@superdrummstick whatever
Dude, u would fuck a blowup doll. Get over it and get urself a gf. You need one
THEjuggaloLIFEisMINE 1 year ago
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v01cen268 1 year ago
Wow all the people who say cortana is hot have no life cause they have to jack off to halo... you all should get a girlfriend
RebelliousWulf 1 year ago
@RebelliousWulf Let me guess, your under 13, you have low self esteem, and you spend your life insulting people on the internet.
v01cen268 1 year ago
@v01cen268 No im 15 i have a life im in school i take karate and in JROTC also im only insulting you people cause you jack off to halo which is really disturbing
RebelliousWulf 1 year ago