@PokemonPinecone Star Wars was made by an American film producer, and we Americans say elevator all the time, and not because we're obsessed with Star Wars, lol. xD
Im convinced that whoever translated this did not have an original copy of the script and made it up in their mind as they went along, matching subtitles with their guesses
"He's in my behind!"
"Sir, you came finally. I always at expect your come."
Sometimes I'm not sure if I'm watching Star Wars or old people trying to have sex.
MrUtster 3 weeks ago
Droid: Superior, they have escaped a day after the fair.
Grievous: I should really feeds you all dog
Interesting things to discuss during a battle.
dragonridley 1 month ago
You two careful, he is a big.
Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.
ZooseyBear 2 months ago 5
Superior, they have escaped a day after the fair.
SayBinidus 2 months ago
>sand people subtitled as pathetic people
Woah, this film be racist, yo
FoolyCoolyMabase 2 months ago
"Batter to death them" x2
How could they translate two different phrases to this is beyoung me.
KazeKoichi 3 months ago
I should really feeds you all dog
johngiannis1998 7 months ago
He big in nothing important in good elephant
johngiannis1998 7 months ago
@ 5:11 Gold LOL
NintyFan56 8 months ago
I was told that Anakin makes out quite good ;)
IamtheSaycey 8 months ago
Anakin Skywalker = Hopeless situation warrior
Kaelusk 8 months ago
I love how they tell R2 to "raise the hand".
Sakkura1 8 months ago in playlist Backstroke of the West - Engrish Star Wars
Batter to death them. I WANTS ME SOME CRISPY JEDI CHIKENZ
WW2obsession 9 months ago
5:00 - "Sad" people?
twilitbeing 9 months ago
"Space general, you and not equal to I think severe."
"Smelly boy."
A great match of wits, indeed.
CyewWayne 9 months ago 10
Where does the third gatherers come from?
AlwaysAbiggerFish 10 months ago
5:17 -He big in nothing, important in good elephant xD.
Legonater 11 months ago
my powers have doubled since the last time we met count -->"my force has promoted two times" lol
Eragonete 1 year ago
To, the R2 came right away in a moment. Then can make we out? Sounds like something gay yoda would say. LOL!
oreilyfactor 1 year ago
Droids: uhh ohh
Subs: Very good
hahahahha!
onsec 1 year ago
the ratio is prosperous.
Harborx 1 year ago
"You make out quite good."
"Then can make we out."
Anakin must have mouth herpes by now.
THindsvids 1 year ago 4
@THindsvids Don't you mean "Allah?" lol
ElPayasoMalo 1 year ago
"Count Dooku" = we are very good. ?????? lol
TenouHaruka0 1 year ago
Batter to death them!
JoeMoron2000 1 year ago
8:57 Hopeless situation warrior = Anakin Skywalker LOL
musikzreprise 1 year ago
I was old...
StarWarsFan786 1 year ago
Palpatine to Anakin: "You make out quite good"
What the hell?
Gioeli76 1 year ago
YOU ARE A SACRIFICE ARTICLE THAT I CUT UP ROUGH NOW
HugTower 1 year ago
"Hopeless Situation Warrior" an apt description, actually
EpicBeard815 1 year ago
They got it right at 0:35. =D
Willandacamera 1 year ago
He big in nothing important in good elephant indeed.
ThatRandomGuy666 1 year ago
What the hell do rayshields have to do with dogmeat?
TheUndying1001 1 year ago
you make out quite good!
chardsnake 1 year ago
7:18
"Too late, jump!" = "A day after the fair, jump quickly!"
00DevonTheDemon 1 year ago
9:10 LOL SMELLY BOY
SonicCinos123 1 year ago 4
9:15 Obi-Wan: You do not ask for the him, THE HIM ASKS FOR U....you smelly boy
Beejathon 1 year ago
"I was old...." 00:01
"Very good" (smashed by elevator) 00:50
"Dedicate the body for your speaker" 02:22
"My force has promoted two times 02:41
"Ever since you I separate I has been hating you" 03:33
"Very good the ratio is prosperous, very good" 04:04
"You make out quite good" "Make him on the hoof very dangerous" 04:36
"Beat. We are great and black influences" 05:30
P.S. Wilhelm Scream 05:42
Mathadar 1 year ago 2
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Mathadar 1 year ago
Wow, they actually got one right at 0:35!
CeruleanFilms 1 year ago
@PokemonPinecone You're welcome! ^.^
Mythsra 1 year ago
1:10
is you make the ghost
jagus12 1 year ago
if they are for the big, then why are they fighting one.
Dngth1985 1 year ago 3
Right when General Grievous said "Make Them Suffer" I turned on the Cannibal Corpse song with that name. The battle scene was awesome :DD
MutantClannfear 1 year ago
@PokemonPinecone Star Wars was made by an American film producer, and we Americans say elevator all the time, and not because we're obsessed with Star Wars, lol. xD
Though it does sound more sciency than "lift". :P
Mythsra 1 year ago 3
"You are a sacrifice article that i cut up rough now"
lol wtf o_o
Scar8632 1 year ago
8:11 - "Then we can make out"
slashcammas 1 year ago
GOLD!!! 5:12
NSLV527 1 year ago
Palpatine:"You make out quite good"
Um... yeah.
ZaWarudo116 1 year ago
"He big in nothing important in good elephant"
WTF
TerrorWolfX 1 year ago
"gold"
?
TerrorWolfX 1 year ago
where did "gold" come from at 5:11? its makes ano sence ah
MrPeridot333 1 year ago
@PokemonPinecone a) starwars never called them elevators, the crappy translation did. b) quite a lot of people. c) me, coz im english.
tomtom3000vids 1 year ago
0:35
Best translated line ever!
aquapendulum 1 year ago
@PokemonPinecone I have to admit, it doesn't roll off the tongue like "lift" does...
durane42 1 year ago
@PokemonPinecone Americans call them "elevators."
durane42 1 year ago
4:35
You make out quite good...
wait, wut?
falcoftw 1 year ago 3
Do not take the elevator to do the game!
xD
AnimalsInMyHeart 1 year ago
I have no idea.
AnimalsInMyHeart 1 year ago
@PokemonPinecone wtf? how has that got anything to do with star wars???
tomtom3000vids 1 year ago
@PokemonPinecone i call them elevators.
tomtom3000vids 1 year ago
1st one it got right was at 0:35
winterjedi7 1 year ago
3224 elevators???
Perapsam 1 year ago
I haz been hating yuo!!
Gencoil 1 year ago
Im convinced that whoever translated this did not have an original copy of the script and made it up in their mind as they went along, matching subtitles with their guesses
cooljules19 2 years ago
Is you make the ghost.
Fsan666 2 years ago
4:35 "You make out quite good"
Fulsam135 2 years ago
Smelly boy!
whade62000 2 years ago 3
Backstroke of the West FOR THE BIG!
anakin's powers got 2 PROMOTIONS!!
"We must get to the ship already" = gold
GTAGameMaster 2 years ago
I has been hating you
You are a sacrifice article I cut up now!
HAHAHAHAHA
FOR THE BIG!
DuchessAliana 2 years ago 14
I also enjoy how "older" = "Intruded in to come"
ZeldaFam64 2 years ago
I like how "uh-oh" translates to "very good".
BluKrbygrl 2 years ago
8:11 LMAO
DualShooter 2 years ago
Anakin makes out quite good!! hahaha
pcmarriotthk 2 years ago
"Careful, he is a big."
"Mr. Speaker, we are for the big."
"Pull out your big sword." PULL IT OUT!!!
NewklearPhil 2 years ago 44
@NewklearPhil lol
SonicCinos123 1 year ago
@NewklearPhil
Dedicate the body for your speaker
wiiisthebest 1 year ago
8:43
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!
commissarusa 2 years ago
04:25 How can you resist Dooku's puppy eyes?
"Dedicate your body to the speaker".
Say what?
Wheelofrally 2 years ago 3
Anakin Skywalker's new name is 08:56
0alifish0 2 years ago 2
He big in nothing important in good elephant.
Werewolf47 2 years ago 4
"We are for the big"
"Pull out your sword dedicate your body to the chancelor"
"You make out quite good"
GB, this is like a porn dialogue!
WolfmanNougat 2 years ago 4
"A day after the fair, Jump!"
LivingDeadVideos 2 years ago 3
"Is you make the ghost" (Not until Episode IV)
"My force has promoted two times"
"You are a sacrifice article that I cut up rough now"
"Just hopeless situation warrior"
"Smelly boy"
This subtitle track is the most hilarious thing in existence.
TheDalekEmperor 2 years ago 2
"I should really feeds all dog" = activate ray shields
sachinmistry1 2 years ago 4
"You cannot defeat him, he is a big!"
"But speaker, we are for the big."
I laughed so very much.
OmegaKross2501 2 years ago 4
4:46: "I should not kill him"
Too late now you fucking moron XDDD.
Aizen9 2 years ago 3
In this version Anakin has a complete mood swing
Emporer: Kill him
Anakin: I can't
Emporer: hurry
*kills Dooku* LOL.
Aizen9 2 years ago 5
THE SHIP IS FALLING WHAT DO WE DO?!?!?
"start all engines"
THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
Tragicburnvictim 2 years ago 3
" We are for the big "
" Pull out your sword dedicate your body to the chancelor..."
BobDolesButtCheeks 2 years ago 3
he is a BIG!
lymaeQ 2 years ago
Batter to death them.
Batter to death them.
Batter to death them!
megamariosweden 2 years ago 3
Anakin- "Then can we make out"
Ob-Wan- "Lo, all right"
-.-
halo10001 2 years ago 3
they want to know him at fuck
Oradyn 2 years ago
FTB!
(for the big)
drokles 2 years ago 4
the ratio is prosperous?
sorryimlate2 2 years ago
Droid: "Superior, they have escaped a day after the fair."
Grievous: "I should really feeds you all dog."
lol wut?
saiyanprince09 2 years ago 30
smelly boy!
Jinisinsane 2 years ago
I heard a willhelm scream!!!
MetalGearRaxis 2 years ago 3
Lol, 5:42?
fratboyfrat 2 years ago
"Careful, he is a big."
"Mr. Speaker, we are for the big."
...Awesome.
stapler942 2 years ago 4
he big in nothing important in good elephant
LOL
theocean1973 2 years ago
So what the heck is supposed to be going on here?
textthing 2 years ago
still there are those are pathetic people
monkeyboyinc76 2 years ago
You make out quite good.
Eryxian 3 years ago 2
At least they got "Hey, you!" line right. :)
Thanks for uploading.
UthersonL 3 years ago 2
Anakin=Gold
Someonerandm 3 years ago
Ana = Allah
kin = Gold
See.
TKWizard 2 years ago
Batter to death them
Pwned000 3 years ago
"I should really feeds you all dog!"
Lol. I bet Google Translator could do a better job.
UnholyGeorgagus 3 years ago 4
they are only like barley close to being right like every 100 lines rofl this is ridiculous rofl
Megildur92 3 years ago
Smelly boy
ZombieQuestion 3 years ago 2
you two careful he is big
mr speaker we are for the big
pull out your sword
decicate the body for your speaker
xD! XDDD
SR0Penne0Brillo 3 years ago
This film should really be R-rated.
textthing 2 years ago 2
2:10 you two careful he is a big
blobbbbbbbb 3 years ago
They escaped a day after the fair!
I should really feeds you all dog!
Lewrawen 3 years ago
Also, Smelly boy
Lewrawen 3 years ago 2
"Is you make the ghost" -Anakin
LMAO
LeonardolsraeI 3 years ago
Rescue = salvation activity XD
mouseship 3 years ago
actually, thats true though, just in more words.
halo10001 2 years ago
Sand people are pathetic? O_O
HeliosExeunt 3 years ago
You make out quite good. ;3
kaledrina 3 years ago
"Mr Speaker, we are for the big"
"Pull out your sword!"
lmdao
whatevarrr 3 years ago 2
WILHELM SCREAM! 5:42!
PancakeM1x 3 years ago 2
Batter to death them! FTW!
cannibalpacker 4 years ago
"He big in nothing. Important in good elephant."
Glad to hear he's alright.
Wooboo 4 years ago 7
My Force has promoted two times
LOL
kyodarklighter 4 years ago 2
"Very Good, give me surprised and pleased."
Between this and that "Your body dedicated to speaker" line, Count Dooku is one kinky bastard in China.
Wooboo 4 years ago 5
You make out quite good.
Soupman3452 4 years ago 2
"Mr Speaker, we are for the Big"
Spiff411 4 years ago 4
always on the move=i was old?
WiiMan25 4 years ago 3
Anakin=gold?
TomSFox 3 years ago
I'm guessing the way the Chinese wrote Anakin was "Aa La Jin". The character they used for the "Jin" was probably the one that means gold.
lanquin 3 years ago
Oh noes. Count Dooku is a BIG xD
Bananas1000 4 years ago 2