How to Pronounce Darkness

[DruneMusic]

What the fuck is this anyways...lol this is like the 5th one i've watched hahaha

[Electricassholez69]

I was expecting him to say "NIGGER!" XD

[Superphilipp]

fav'd

[minecraftmonkies]

Fuck, i should be doing Homework.

[shlimboy]

The dokonf 2

[TheJorgen42]

Redeem us both Daniel.

Descend into the dokonf where Alexander waits and murder him.

[TheIan12513]

My right ear really enjoyed this video.

[senorretard]

both top comments are stating the video,how depressing

[TheScyphozoa]

I thought the middle part was "whatchyoo dookins?" as in "what you doing?"

[omegakratos123]

I thought it was saying "Darkness, without darkness... there's no god, without darkness" but i prefer the Richard Dawkins version.

[mwinnful]

I'm god and I think this is sensual

[ezrs158]

Jackie Estacado, master of the Richard Dawkins, there's no god.

[adgsTV]

DERE'S NO GOOD

RICHUD... DOOKINS.

///\\\

There's no God.

Richard... Dawkins.

[Ninjastorm818]

HI DOUKINS!

[fourmidgets]

My left ear enjoyed this.

[maegranil3]

im a villain and i prove this pronunciation

[maegranil3]

I'm sorry, did you say "Free tokens to Chuck E. Cheese's"?!!!!

hey ppl!!! this guy is giving out free Chuck E. Cheese's tokens!! get some before i get it all!!

Muhahahaha!!!

[maegranil3]

I'm sorry, did you say "free tokens to Chuck E. Cheese's"?

[toemass202]

My left ear thoroughly enjoyed this.

[CommandoWIN]

Duukenes

[ladyfrigiana]

Niggers, Niggers everywhere!

[Fseja35]

TOKENS?

[Evnyofdeath]

Actually, the correct pronunciation is "Dahk-ness"

(Also, f*cking awesome)

[HaiselYT]

@Evnyofdeath hes trolling you fucking idiot

[Evnyofdeath]

@HaiselYT You've never played Kingdom Hearts have you? The villians never say "Darkness", they say "Dahk-ness"

[Dawngaward0110]

Dookens. With no dookens, there no god! Dookens

[0xJupiterCrashx0]

This video just helped me get over a terrible breakup, no joke.

[JAKE13erator]

My right ear sure is lonely.

[TheDeathPatrol]

@JAKE13erator i noticed that too lol

[Lateralus03]

Ha-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-KENS

[gmodman999]

I played The Darkness II and I can confirm this is correct.

[Headshooter25]

tokens

[Helicoptic]

I am Richard Dawkins and I approve this pronounciation.

[MinecraftNaosother]

I am Jackie Estacado and I approve this translation.

[Gajebi]

I think u pronounced it too much to the left!

[wildlife253]

2010:

Coming to a theatre near you: Mel Gibson in "Edge of Dookenss."

[DuckODuckProductions]

My left ear enjoyed this video very much.

[Weirdish]

I'm afraid of the dawkins.

[MrSlayer543]

You said Amnesia the Dark Descent wrong.

[numbbymks]

My left ear enjoyed this.

[eXiLeFear]

I thought its pronounced "Dark Knees"

[ZZMA23ZZ]

thats not how u say it actually -_-

[Madnesscom9]

@ZZMA23ZZ No shit sherlock.

[marioandluigi012345]

I'm an atheist, and I approve.

[Henryguitar95]

richard dawkins, there's no god. haha very good.

[MrShake77]

Rich Hadouken's...Sonic Boom!

[SophieGratification]

why am i watching these videos for 2 hours?

[1stpltpkmnTR]

Dookuns

[TEBTISIN]

"Dukens,theres no god" ggg

[MrCherrycoke64]

If it hasn't been said yet, Richard Dawkins is the dude who made the term "meme" and also wrote a book titled "The God Delusion"

[robertcute164]

fucking lol'd so hard

[Viel58]

theres no god, he says.

[Werpwerp16205]

there is no god. that's what all these vids prove.

[TheBioBotProject]

What about Hadukins?

[orangeforjulius]

WHY DO I FIND THESE SO FUCKING FUNNY!?!?!?! HAHAHA!

[CUDpwns]

There's no god, Richard Dawkins.

[egomaster12]

CHRISTOPHER WALKINS

[hellomynameismuppet]

WICHARD DAWKINTH!

[halogamer727]

"There's no god" xDD I ROFLD THE POOP OUT OF MY BUTT HOLE AFTER HEARING THAT!!!!!!!!!!

[LauraTheStrange97]

So now I'm gonna play Duknf 2 ...

[Matt3683683]

DORKINS!

[toouglytoshowmyface]

Richard dawkins... There's no God... I see what you did there

[Kaiserzel]

dukenth XD

[Creap0fluigi]

I'm Richard Dawkins and I can confirm this.

[sweepea38]

SEEMS LEGIT

[milesaboveu]

haha Richard Dawkins is the man!

[MasterChief117Kills]

dookenth...wut u dukenth...THERES NO GOD....wut u...dukenth...

alrighty then

[AllersSokol]

richard dawkins is a famous atheist....

sigh.

[chunkymilk]

PronunciationManual is propaganda! Propaganda, I tell you!

[amobi25]

Ryu?

[Alex2121098]

''There is no god'' wut...

[Mescladimn]

Jakie come to the dark

[mellojello471]

LOL "There's no God."

[DeadbeatFish]

I think he said "richard dawkins theres no god"

[ExpelliarmusMe]

INTRO OF DOOKINS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS!

[mcstereo]

RIP Widcha Dookins

[Gam3rTagger]

i dont know why but im gonna subscribe

[lebanesebl0nde]

richard dawkins - there's no god

[1makes1]

togens wheeth chu togen there is no god weeth chyew togench

[gabbsaton]

How can I not stop watching these?!

[baracudabrit]

richard dawkins, theres no god, richard dawkins.

[Dalektopia]

Raising up an Army of Dookins...

[YwehChewY]

best thing about these pronounciationManual videos are the comments, im in stitches reading them all

[CheerfulMonsters]

it sounds like tobuscus.

[theirishninjas]

Trust Pronunciationmanual to take a simple english word.........and screw it up.

[DrewHalladay]

Richard Dawkin's is a saint!

[assaultboy269]

My right ear is still waiting

[Ignore14]

Richard Dawkins, there's no god LMAO

[SuperSpecialAwesom12]

Im black and i can confirm this.

[queenstalker2000]

irish?



[iContaminate]

Dawkins?

[31DogKing]

Nocturne ult:DUUUUUUUUKONZZZSSSss

[ThatCuteNinja]

Wesley Snipes...Wesley...Snipes.

[boynedmaster]

My left ear liked this

[OhhCathy]

DAWKINS

[TheParanoidAndroid1]

God doesn't believe in Dawkins.

[WeShallNeverStop]

Dou-k-nethh.

[jollypirate100]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR­KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSS

[imadefrumpy]

My left ear is now jealous of my right.

[scrivs01]

did he say theres no god

[youdonowme]

@scrivs01 It's a Richard Dawkins reference.

[emzluvsyaall]

I swear that was Tobuscus... Anyone else get that too?

[DaGrox94]

Richard Darkskins

The black atheist?

[AeSc26]

my left ear loved this

[Ookani]

@AeSc26 My right ear loved this.

[DominateStudios]

@AeSc26

You made my day

[iluvbunnies108]

he said there's no god .... THE DEVIL IS A LIAR .....

[ArcticFoxKit]

ebony dementia dark'ness raven way

[DoctorZomBBacon]

Wait, I think it's Norwegian. Yeah, pretty sure.

[raystrife234]

i thought it would be INTRO OF DAAKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS!

[jpveedubs]

anybody else think it's incredibly stupid that the top 2 comments on nearly all of these are transcriptions of what is said during the 8-second videos that are over by the time you can scroll down to actually read the top 2 comments?

[SonicdaShapeshifter]

@jpveedubs I don't think it's stupid. It helps me understand the gibberish better if someone else posts a translation.

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

haha it's even more funny after watching the serious pronunciation book videos!

[Nickolsshady12345]

there is no right speaker

[DanielL5583]

Richard Dawkins, the Jehovah's I-never-saw-nothing.

[Pandancer3000]

Wicked darkness. There's no God. Wicked darkness.

[paladout]

@Pandancer3000 its definitely richard dawkins thats why he says theres no god...

[FatalGrafix]

says the drunk on the corner...

[kopifighter]

what you dogoof

what you dogoofff

.....

I am dogooof smth

[Kevn3000]

african american

[Emandudeguyperson]

LMFAO

[Crackxyx]

Dokkins. wicha'd dokkins. there is no god. wicha'd dokkins

[FOTSOproductions]

RIP Richard Darkness

[BrokenChampion]

Brian Dawkins

[EDDlEMEDUZA]

Richard Dawkins

[spore637]

dockenth!!

[Ayjayo]

Hai Torleik~

[tonypotterz]

what chu dookens

[DeloreandudeTommy]

DOOKENS!

[superstaradidas222]

I was expecting him to say nigger

[AppulBeez]

@superstaradidas222 Lmao! Haha youre hella wrong for that(x

[XDinky]

HADOKENS!

[MCHadeis]

DOKUNF!

[Mittensmonster]

HADOKENS

[TheMightyP00tis]

richard dawkins?

[OktoberStorm]

Dawkins! There's no god. Dawkins. - That, well, made sense.

[xAllieBellsx]

Whatcha dookins? There's no God. Whatcha. Dookins.

[TheScyphozoa]

Whatchu dookins?

[justswishandflick]

"There's no God"

[AtomicShroomx]

I'M AFRAID OF THE DAWKINS

[HillDueceua]

no it's shwoooDARKNESS

[xsteelerfan63x]

did i hear, "there is no god"??

[9476C]

richard dawkins?

[LewisB776]

Oh God I'm in *that* part of Youtube again.

[ohyeahitsisaac]

I thought if you wanted to say darkness, you had to just pronounce the McDonald's emblem.

[unknown19348]

WTF is this shit!

[TinoChititalone]

I knew Wichald Daukinnth, he was a kind, kind man to old Tino Chititalone

[PrioFreeze]

THERE'S NO GOD

[WMsquared]

@PrioFreeze Right, and the universe just happened without any cause. There was nothing, and then there was something, and it just happened by luck. It take much more faith to believe that something can originate from nothing than it does to believe that some kind of Deity made the universe.

[PronunciationManual]

@WMsquared Take a minute, when you see this, to reflect on how your choices have brought you to the point where you are arguing about the existence of God on the internet with a stranger, in the comments for a video on the pronunciation of the word "darkness", and think then about how you can do better for yourself in the future! I believe in you!

[AssassinTheHasson]

@PronunciationManual BUT HOW DO I PRONOUNCE PRONUNCTION MANUAL?!

[EnigmaticPulsar]

@WMsquared Richard Dawkins is an evolutionary biologist, he wasn't trying to start an argument, just referencing a person. Settle down.

[Th3Burn1nator]

DOOKINS

[seansoup245]

@billionfold764 Yes.

[billionfold764]

DID HE JUS SAY THERES NO GOD

[vMattmcd]

ahaha gotta love the Richard Dawkins reference... and how nobody gets it =D

[schmittyc1993]

@vMattmcd this dude does

[Ultimetroid]

@vMattmcd I'd like to know :P

[vMattmcd]

@Ultimetroid Richard Dawkins wrote the book called "The God Delusion", which says that a supernatural creator (God) doesn't exist.

[Ultimetroid]

@vMattmcd Oh, I know that, I thought you were referring to the word darkness and mr. Dawkins himself. Love his work btw.

[manka6]

@vMattmcd Everyone gets it, shithead.

[vMattmcd]

@manka6 lol

[michaelhaydenbell]

@manka6 You speak for everyone? I would definitely agree that there are probably a good number of people that DIDN'T get it. Chill out, man.

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@vMattmcd

Don't you mean how nobody DOESN'T get it?

I would probably see this in reverse, as in, 1/10 of the views don't get it, while the others do, since this is a pretty general, if not uncommon topic.

[vMattmcd]

@nisbahmumtaz909 eh when I made that comment almost everyone kept posting what they heard, most of it being dookins, or some other crap

[BeProudToBeYou]

The awkard thing that happens where the comment on how the two top comments are the same becomes the new top comment

[TheBloodhand97]

@BeProudToBeYou The awkward moment when you realise that there is only one

[BeProudToBeYou]

@TheBloodhand97 no theres two check again farmville lover