Cr1TiKaL's Best Quotes

[rbobert18]

i have this on my ipod >.<

[QskxSoilder]

:14 and 1:08- too funny. One thing I noticed, he REALLY likes nipples

[CrazyMizfan11]

At 6:45...Yeah I pretty much lost it XD

[hontonegorin]

Someone should do a montage of Cr1TiKaL saying "put this in the books," and "that's all she wrote," just sayin'.

[PingasWarfare]

I lost it at 0:43

[Blakkout69]

You've been messin with the bull, now here comes the wiener!

Thumbs up if you replace horns with wiener every time you say/hear that now.

[xboxfreak115]

holy shit stain ass whole marked with nipple milk

[sllinkkyHD]

pause at 4:30

look at the right one

tell me that isnt a penis

[Shadow74930]

What game was it when he said " Taste the justice of fine art"

[RyuichiShoda]

@Shadow74930 Dead Rising 2

[kush2019]

6:43 looks like team rocket is blasting off again B!tch xD

[callofdutykidable]

swears like a sailor.....

vocabulary of a scholar

[asianxbox]

My xbox gamertag vElite Havoc

[xXlitachilXx]

at 8:05 and everything afterwards.. i cried of laughter..

[natcat1111]

chef boyardi episode

[xPartyingPigletx]

i absolutly luv cr1tical XD ppl like if u wnna see wat he looks like

[gryphonprince]

@xPartyingPigletx

Seeing his face would ruin it.

[jasonganley1]

"what in the shit stain of the asshole marked with nipple milk"

[98712Jr]

MY MOM THINKS THIS IS SOO DIRTY!!!!XP

[D2N40]

i want to here him laugh, how can he keep a strait face?

[xTempestBlaze]

videogamedunkey is funnier in my opinion. Go check him out

[Franzuaa90]

4:29 does that cheetah guy on the right have a boner?

[noahdelplaya]

It sooo weird I used to laughed so hard whenever I watched him now I don't unless it's a fake laugh. WHY????

[avaiae]

4:40 for epic lulz

[dude3418]

i just wanna play battlefield 3 with cr1tikal

[DARKZTARmusic]

critikal is fucking god.

[boycrazyskoolgirl]

3:00 - 3:09 Laugh so fucking hard xD

[Marvelsoup]

What video is at :10

[TMZspark]

in short: nipples

[6leafdom]

whats that ninja vs chef game he was playing?

[gterisking323]

FuKin AAAAWWWWWAAAAASOME NIgERS



[ermac102]

holy shit this guy was on rwj

[TheComputerNerd6622]

Which video is the ,"SHIT IS ON THE NIPPLE"?

[kjlkjlkjlljk]

@TheComputerNerd6622 oregon trail

[AboveAverageSarcasm]

@TheComputerNerd6622 It's from the Oregon Trail vid

[MrFallout667]

@Flapswitch13

No official duck is like him

[Flapswitch13]

Haha he is like OfficialDuckGaming

[WakingUpToANightmar3]

What video is the chef guy with the ninjas from?

[Travelingmm]

@WakingUpToANightmar3 dead rising

[MasquerArt]

I really need a bowflex for my nipples XD

[CoDBulletCity]

what is the game called at 1:10

[rsopata09]

@CoDBulletCity Medal Of Honor.

[NewEnglandboy453]

"i saw something that look like a ninja turtle rubbing its dick on my wall" HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! tHATS MY FAVE

[22mrbitch]

Omg its chef boyourde

[TheFinalTwinkie]

Hahaha. Hs voice makes it even funnier

[coreyhatchisninja]

you been messing with the bull now here cones the wennier lololololololol

[coreyhatchisninja]

here lies shit

[coreyhatchisninja]

grab my wennier



[Reap7405]

I almost pissed my pants at "Egad are you dancing you stupid whore" XD

[MrMuddigin]

thumbs up if u wish cr1tikal can comentate ur life

[149CreepingDeath08]

might as well just put a link to his channel, every line is a best quote

[MyPurpleHamsterDied]

If i had a nickel for every time i heard that one, i'd be a naked man....

[TwilightHostGirl2]

"What in the shit stain of the asshole marked with nipple milk?!" WTF, lolololololol

[20quindex10]

omfg i love this son of a titty

[TheSkaterkid117]

...WHAT IN THE SHIT! - lmfoa!

[0besehawk]

Cr1TiKal deserves his own tv show

[kaloupo]

Modern alien shit 2

[PBfightknight]

his worst quote: "well thats the end of this video..."

[TheBnkAi]

honto ni sugoi compilation :D

[TH3ON1YJD]

What happened to the one in the oregon trail?

Critical: "Where u fisting an armadillos asshole the? How did u get cholera. Idk what that is but u got it?"

[cekinxxx]

here's one, don't know if it is in some of the videos:

as tupac once said, mannequins come and go, but these targets stay in the same place

[zooyorkskater442]

1:40



[Cammypoopoo]

I was going to make a gay joke.......

butt fuck it...

[chandler3598]

@Cammypoopoo Enough with the gay jokes,

You guys are fucking assholes!

[xTURKEYFACESMELLx]

whats the song at the end???

[artemeisclydefrog17]

Ahh, Two nipples united as one!!! Pmsl!!

[radioguysbrother]

2:13 4 best thing i herd from him. ever

[reesenc]

1:40 to 1:45 to hear critikal's high pitched voice.

[pogorules15]

Where's the shwashbuckle from the Halo CE2?

[DeseanOmar]

funniest.guy.ever.

[SolidifiedBlizzard]

@monkeyman2711 Sumotori ;)

[AmericanAirsoft100]

2:15

[scramble0gamble]

I laughed so hard i got a bloody nose... How the two are connected im not sure

[monkeyman2711]

What game is the one with the grey guy and the blue guy?

[rocketmanz23]

i love all your vids

[spongetron71]

What was the one with the chief?

[bakugan433252]

@spongetron71 Look at Sugoi's comment.



[MeGoRAWRZ]

code red, nipples on the premises!

[xKiNSCHYYx]

Cr1TiKaL > Shakespear

[PBfightknight]

ive been there so many times!!

" ok random weapons crate... DA FUCK?!"

[qbBoys]

Where is taste obesity bitch?

[ElPsychochillero]

you got to be licking my nipples with a tongue of an elephant! xD

[Beatles4eva3]

the video i watched from Cr1tikal was the QWOP game :] thanks to ray william johnson.

[radioguysbrother]

@Beatles4eva3 who ray william johnson?

[Metalchris36]

@Beatles4eva3 fuck RWJ, its all about the people who knew about cr1TiKal BEFORE he was recognized by his QWOP video

[good6111]

@Beatles4eva3 I can't believe that fucking scumbag reviewed such a funny good commentator, I hate him so much.

[Beatles4eva3]

@good6111 omg people can you shut up? so what if i like RWJ? is it a SIN to like him? i find both cr1tikal and RWJ funny. and i'm really quite happy i click on the QWOP link, now i watch Cr1tikal everytime i want a good laugh. just STFU.

[good6111]

@Beatles4eva3 Nah RWJ is a complete piece of shit and deserves to rot in hell.

[GameDependable]

@Beatles4eva3

RWJ is a fagget who likes nipples.

[SuperInceptor]

the first one I saw was 98 koshen

[ZombifiedLegion]

i was laughing from start to finish no matter how many times i watch every video its always as funny as the first time i saw them

[lizbonosavestheday]

first video i ever saw was the minecraft one (:

[scraps8899]

2:11. i pissed myself

[MrNYMetz86]

Unisex loos. WTF does that mean?! XD

[LiquidSkateboard]

whats the ant game called?

[BabaelCraig14]

What the video for 2:12

[kladiesboy69]

How can he not laugh at himself while doing this..?

[sharkboy133]

@kladiesboy69 He did laught on one of his video I think it was one of the Battlefield 2 bad company fun tatic Sorry but I forgot the video but search for it your self.

[karlosspicywiener1]

commentate the nfl please

[Izahdnb]

He should definately do stand up.

[nyz1229]

1:40 - 1:47 IS HILARIOUS!

[Stoogemeister420]

nipples, dicks, weiners, boners... shits retarded

[MeGoRAWRZ]

@Stoogemeister420 go file some computer records, Mr. Maturity -.-

[Stoogemeister420]

@MeGoRAWRZ lmao

[lizbonosavestheday]

you've been messing with the bull, now here comes the weiner!

[Simok1234]

unisex loos wtf xD

[munkyjunior16]

wats the one at 2:31

[kakokapolei123]

@G4MERLIFE LOL I JUST NOTICED THAT

[Retrochip123]

grab my weener!

[Chthonian121]

all of the laughter put in 1. I can't stop!!!

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

WAH OH OH DAMNIT YOYO

[ahmeeeeeeeeeeeed]

2:00 taste the justice of fine art, I missed and he stepped on it

[ihateuglyfonts]

Did anyone else catch the surprise cheetah penis on the right at 4:26?

[lepm1970]

hes pointing at me he wants me to rubb hes nipples well im not rubbing your nipples chef boyardee lol

[R0TT3N77]

Damn... Cr1TiKaL sure does love his nipple's lol.

[Kiretrams1]

Great video man! Thanks!

[hockey4lifeman]

I literally started roflcoptering at 2:20

[FrankzorHD]

WHAT IN THE SHIT STAIN, WITH THE ASS HOLE MARKED WITH NIPPLE MILK?!

[GwenxTrent4ever]

2:54-3:00 XD

[diatras]

you messed with the bull, now here comes the weiner! XD

[RawestGoth]

What video is 1:04 - 1:15?

[erinbreanne96]

HILARIOUS!

[MRrobotchicken666]

I am sure as fuck.. I. GRAB. MY. WEINER!!!

[MetroidMilkMan]

UNISEX LOOS

[TheInsaneAzian]

If I had a nickel for everytime Cr1tikal said or yelled "Holy Shit!," He'd be a naked man. lol

[MegaGummyBeary]

2:15 link?

[OMGitsButterfly]

which gameplay is 7:20 ??

[GwenxTrent4ever]

@OMGitsButterfly Sumotori gameplay and commentary.

[rsopata09]

@OMGitsButterfly Sumotori

[Kratos4185]

wats the vid at 1:04

[GweenBeen]

4:14 what vid is that?

[nicnotnick]

whats the game at 5:12 called?

[bednarskimatthew]

@nicnotnick Dead Rising 2

[GwenxTrent4ever]

@nicnotnick Dead Rising 2

[prettiestdamnwreck]

Can tell he's American when he doesn't know what 'loos' are. Tehe.

[Zeppelinguy2285]

this will get random thumbs up

[ryeder5]

"Picture this, my asshole" ROFLMAO!!!

[arkman13350]

what in the shit stain of the ass hole marked with nipple milk

[landog95]

Whats the video at 6:19??

[cokecoladrinker96]

The most inspirational video of all time

[cokecoladrinker96]

This is the most inspirational video of all time. P.S ( some of the quotes I gonna use at school)

[SpriteFactoryProduct]

"Citizens arest bitch!" ROFL XD

[GoodGollyGorgeous]

What video of his is at 0:40 and 5:11 . i cant find it anywhere ?

[SugoiCompilations]

@GoodGollyGorgeous You mean the one with chef boyardee? That is Dead Rising 2.

[astrosfan198]

@GoodGollyGorgeous its typing of the dead

[Avatar1178]

You've been messing with the bull, now here comes the wiener!

[aceofbassMrT]

here lies shit...omfg XD

[robgronkowski87]

whatt about "its like a lepricaun on viagra" (SPONGEBOB BOAT O CROSS) or "hit him with a cumshot" (koshien 98)

[JayDayX116]

Beautiful. His terminology is art.

[MrTrubbaboy]

I made it 21 at qwop

[theshadowtz]

sigh...cr1tikal's obsesion with nipples and funny sense of humor makes him nuba 1 on youtube XDDDD

[mattstalker1234]

"Like one man once said, the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and I am still to make that first step, sure as fuck."

Penguinz0, funniest man to roam this vagina.

[DUCKY3654]

you are good at these

[PkmnYin]

Make more!! We want Part 4!!!

[ABBDSJK]

no perks no clothes lets do this shit

[chrisp764]

cr1tikal should be the number 1 subscribed on youtube.

[SuperBrackBoy]

Which video is the one where he does the care bear weapons crate quote?

[farmtruck13]

i have used every one of these quotes in everyday scinarios exept "egad are you dancing you stupid fuck im here hunting ghosts and your getting funky with yourself."

[MSTRKRFT915]

"Like Nike always says Just Do Me" haha

[The2ndSuicide]

how did you miss the Halo Forklift video?

[iloveforeigncars]

" oh well no perks, no clothes, no problem lets do this shit"

[Phillythekid86]

What's it with this guy and nipples =D

[landog95]

Whats the game at 2:30?

[SIMaN831]

@landog95 I think it's action 52

[MrCrush12217]

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!

[keaganthekillerx]

Hate to be the noob here, but which games had "Chef Boyardee"

and the family of Shit, Is, On, The, and Nipple?

[tibbo87]

@keaganthekillerx The Chef Boyardee was Dead Rising 2 and The happy family of Shit, Is, On, The, Nipple was The Oregon Trail. :)

[guitarheroman246]

what game it at 4:53

[SugoiCompilations]

@guitarheroman246 Minecraft

[jwoodbury2016]

@guitarheroman246 YOU DONT KNOW WHAT FUKIN MINECRAFT IS!!!!!

[guitarheroman246]

@jwoodbury2016 well i know now i just dont have it i wish i did but i do got Terreria

[SugoiCompilations]

@JagMisc94 The Best Emblems in Black Ops

[HairyLo]

"WHAT IN THE SHIT STAIN OF THE ASSHOLE MARKED WITH NIPPLE MILK!

[SquareKiteGaming]

Alright, competition's on, bitch!

....though I really don't want to re-download that six hours of video and render it in slow-ass iMovie.