Advice for New Parents (in style of SeanBedlam)

[FallOutBoy1201]

"Soon, you will be looking for Dingos to eat your baby..."

Hahahahahaha

[damosapian]

in style of sean bedlam? why bother ur ?not him, why not try bein original?

hmm get ya on the sex thing tho

[btbking]

no, that sounds more like the British accent. Good try though.

[JoshuaMLB]

lol.. I love to see people have a go at the Aussie Accent

[Donnie2020]

nice attempt at an Aussie accent ; )

3/10

[xxitsmyfault]

why does this barely have 9000 views?

it's one of your best videos.

[kokobonk]

ohhman the first 54 seconds of this movie made this my favourite nalts video, I think ever (and I've seen them all). I laughed SOO hard.

[damosapian]

mind u dont burst a ventricle!!

[1994cg]

go aussie

[DadLabs]

ha ha.

Check out my videos for new dad tips from new dads.

[bryantaa]

Bloomin' onions...hmm...gotta go to Outback.

[MannyBei]

Hilarious parody on the Aussie narcisist! You nailed it perfectly...haha

[kat9tails]

That was pathetic..you really are jealous of seanbedlam.

[jesicalea]

LOL I totally stole the blankets the hospital gave me. Among a few other necessities. burp clothes, onesies, diapers etc. hahaha

[seanbedlem]

as seanbedlem, i must say...don't quit your fucking day job mate. oh, that's right...you don't have one. imitation is usually the sincerest form of flattery...or was it faggotry?

[cottoneyedjoe1992]

hah...and sean rapes this homo...nice job man

[LilithFilth]

Hey man, that was good! :D

I've heard plenty worse Aussie accents too. ;)

[bettny666]

great!!ive been working my way through your videos and have watched all but a few and all your videos are great!

thank you for posting them!

[jamesmorgandavies]

BRUTAL ... & dingo references always work.

[Rudega]

hahaha "Bloomin' Onion" isn't even an Aussie meal. I've seen them though, disgusting. Trust me, it's just on the menu of an American "Outback Steakhouse" claiming that it's an Aussie meal :)

[Jessebied]

hahaha, the 4 questions hit perfect!!! Sleep, Lease to do, so on and so on =P GO NALTS!!

[mollym36]

I'm an aussie and we definitely don't sound like that. LOL

[emoranger76]

HAHAH your baby is ugly.

[babybundon]

sometimes i look at my kids younger photos and think the same thing but...they get so cute but when their born yikes

[mpheak]

You should honestly switch to Comedian instead.

[rezurrxtion]

i love that dingo ate my baby reference

[katz20two]

LOLOLOLRFLOLOL! I do like Sean in that lovely wicked vicarious way... and this was "classic" thanks!

[BellyButton3004]

I was gonna say...!

...definitely more British than Aussie! I would have been quite impressed if that had been the nationality you had been going for!!!

[FallenJW]

That accent was crazy. =D Didn't realise Australian was that hard to do.

[rezurrxtion]

oh my god you're right. NEVER see him in high resolution

[angierds]

your very funny

[DeXimE]

LMAO that was fucking great! ;P

[natasa88serbia]

hahaha

[lvnlife25]

I'm not sure why you "upper echelon" youtubers (blunty3000) keep trying to push seanbedlam. He's more anti-American than Osama Bin Laden. He attacks America every other video and is actually surprised when he gets a backlash. He actually thinks he can get into the YT partnership XD I have a sense of humor, nalts, but ,b>if youre going to promote sean then you should spit on our flag at the beginning of the video. It's the same thing.</b>

[lvnlife25]

* <b>if youre going to promote sean then you should spit on our flag at the beginning of the video. It's the same thing.</b> Go watch and see for yourself what he says about our men and women in uniform. *slow retarded clap for nalts*

[ems808]

"He's more anti-American than Osama Bin Laden."

He and his damn camera phone need to be locked up in Gitmo! ...But where else on youtube would I get my fix of mind-bendingly funny? :'(

[winger1212]

"Sarcasm: see this video"...that would have illustrated my point better. Excellent. I laughed. I cried....because I have two kids. Three? No, I'm sure it's just two....I think.

[J1Goro]

Thanks for supporting Bedlam.

[ohboyimtired]

Not bad. I like the Julie Clark reference.

[sharpmarbles]

ron's cuter than harry though :)

[dubie22]

that accent almost made me forget your real voice, almost... and charlie is not ugly. none of your kids are, unlike me with my man boobs... OH, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME SAY! silly goose!

[gratex]

how's about paying us to watch this?

[dubie22]

i dont think he could afford it, he's in debt up to his earballs, incase you didnt realize...

[Venger26]

not even close.

[Poetivity]

You posted this one the day I had my car accident...guess that's why I didn't see it.

[cslinder]

more of an English accent I would say

[dukeriluo]

well i think it was pretty cool. I live in australia and it was not to bad, kind of a mix between a pommy and a queenslander lol

[DatAintRight]

A dingo gots my baby! awe, now DatAintRight

I finally get the frikkin dark explanation the day before you come back!

SLOW!>!>

[coloursepia]

grab him!

[pretzeloverdose]

lol. And yes, lol is a comment.

[ByeByeAtlanta]

I'm Australian... and that accent was pretty good.

[viddareff]

baby eating dingos for sale or rent. all major credit cards, no questions asked.

[jackbollocks12345]

Richard Attenborough, more like.

[EnglishKeenan]

Sounds brittish

[RoboFillet]

I agree - with a bit of Kiwi thrown in!

[madskillz535]

In the dictionary under the word "originality", is a picture of Nalts with his hand in Renetto's back pocket. I saw this video 3 months ago, but it wasn't by a guy named Nalts.

[Naltsohaulic]

Brilliant!

[donald347]

Where were the random facial expressions?!

[IAGuy06]

Why does that voice remind me of Baz Luhrmann's Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen?

[R4ndomCrap]

i approve

[USALawyer]

Hey, ChristoperMast, you best go look at her Channel now. It will be gone for a TOS violation tomorrow. Ha Ha.

[USALawyer]

I only have one word for this video: abstinence: Condoms: Support Adoption: Vasectomy: Only date women who are sterile or past menopause. If someone ever calls and leaves a message on your answering machine about "who is the daddy," cut off your utilities, forward your mail, and move out of the state immediately. Oh, and by the way, the rhythm method does not work. Trust me.

[DatAintRight]

LOL, sounds like my neighbor!

[vidular]

Ha, nice impression.

[papackar]

Way too mellow.

[biblegirl7]

I agree. I don't want to hear about every minute detail of a first-time parent's small child.

[electrojed]

hey that was great

[samsarajade]

Yup, there's a definite fecking shortage of Dingoes for my kids to play with round here. Pisses me off!

Love the accents!

And there is one concensus, all parents seem to worry about gingerness!

[madskillz535]

This is so sad. You're 3 months too late. Renetto wanna-be copycat. Absolutely terrible.

[MrCaltec]

Great character for you. Love to see more.

[moviegasm]

If only more adults had a sense of humor like you. Generally, after parents have their first kid, they start to be all sophisticated and throw their life to the wind. Good for you man! Keep up the great work!

[WAITES1234]

sean is seriously funny. and yes i am an aussie....the accent well ummmm..not even close

[pallas1957]

DINGO FOR RENT: $100. PER HOUR (Available for Birthday Party . . . OR WHATEVER REASON - NO QUESTIONS ASKED.)

[videochick770]

k...the accent is an acquired taste...IMHO

[sumotherdude]

ok I think we need to hear more of your cockney accent, that would definitely be good for a laugh...

[gogoyojimbo]

you blow.

[HansomeHans]

So funny,... How did you ever survive 4 kids? Bet your wife says she's got 5 of 'em!

heh heh heh

[1mcsource]

Some how I dont think trashing him in the end was a smart ploy sponge bob.

[Garrison628]

I like how you looked constipated throughout the entire video....Lol.

[renaepenn]

That was good Nalts...I am aussie and I love hearing about Australia from any one that doesn't live here, it's cool. Good try on the accent but I agree with riverbasil on the nobody part!

[johnofjordan]

This is what happens when you spend too much time with ParisBlonde.

[riverbasil]

ahahaha not even close nalts, but good try... nobody can fake an Australian accent... NOBODY!!!

[LeSaMilano]

oh you found my beatle wig, appropriate for accent shift!

[PrincessDiana161]

hey at least your accent wasn't as bad as al pacino trying to do a cuban accent in scarface...trust me that sucked!

[themightythor1212]

good to see you back! and funny as ever!

[roadblock24]

lol, the accent was more uk then austrailian. but great effort man.

[zsandmann]

Welcome back Mate! It's not too bad of an accent. lol

[MrRoboto20]

Absolutely Nutz - How can you not love nalts

[manginos]

where is Nalts? Oh silly me it is you!

[erinrgirl]

fabulous!

[Blunty3000]

More energy, more commitment. you're not even close to Sean yet. :P

[Sojun1]

bloomin onions LOL

[Mainyard48]

Welcome back! I'll have to check out some SeanBedlam videos to see how close you were. Hmm, maybe I'll subscribe - Thanks!

[missuscake]

makes me chuckle and chortle to see and hear this

[missuscake]

AWesome

[alnewberry]

"soon you will be looking for dingos to eat your baby." I laughed so hard I cried. Man, that's twisted.

[TankCarl]

Hmm,add an opened straight razor,and you look like george Hearn from Sweeney Todd.

[weefrump]

baby mozart is genuis lol

[VelvetElvis01]

Quite possibly the worst Australian accent ive ever heard, apart from Nicole Kidman's, well done for trying though ;)

[jmts25]

Funny as always. Love the hair dude.

[greenscreener]

yey!!!! your back!!!!! funny as always :)

[IamLouder]

returnofnalts!

[xxitsmyfault]

rahahahah=]

[beeleetoodles]

welcome back! I guess you were gone for a while so you could work on the accent!

[ballhead789]

You look like Mr d'chiko out of coneheads. hah!

[snarkdetriomphe]

I wanna leave a comment even though I have never watched a sean bedlam video. Welcome back, Nalts!

[DahliaK]

Ya look damn good wif hair!

[getaway14]

lmao...Fisher price makes those lol...my family has mostly babies who just want to sit on the couch or computer next to you and then fall asleep sitting up lol

[turner850]

sucked..

[christina0117]

For some reason this reminded me of that Baz Lurmann song/words to music.......

[robyngerris88]

Lol, don't buy new blankets, you can steal the ones from the hospital. LMFAO.

[andr3wx]

great video!

[MoreMelon]

hahaha, thanks for another vid nalts ;D

[angeliquestarsmommy]

THAT WAS SOOOO funny, OMG!

[mtamorphis]

The last line was priceless!! Good one Nalts! LOL ;)

[woodenshoesjeroen]

haha, excellent! right right you are! cheers

[KCawesome]

lol.

nice one.

[blondst3r]

whats a dingo :(

and YYYAAAY ur back!@@!

[MustafaPresents]

If Sean lived in England and were on Xanax...yeah maybe.

[grath420]

Need more horizontal spinning like action going on, always feel dizzy and even a little nauseous after seans videos.

Welcome back!!

[OhioBBY]

yippy ur back!

[Jakespolitical]

Welcome back!!! Finally... I thought I would be stuck with spricket24, MelissaJenna, and reneto for the rest of my life.

[katalina2007]

HILARIOUS!! I like your Sean Bedlam impersonation!

[leojd]

Dingo did what???????????

[absofsteal89]

NALTS IS BACK!!! yay!!!

[benitokicksass]

seanbedlam blows. the only mistake you made was that too much was said, and not enough talking was done.

[izzysmart]

lol

[msandore]

"He's got a face for low resolution" LOL

[maznoe]

As I father of three little boys, I can say that he is absolutely correct in his observations. :-)

[thethreemuppeteers]

Ace!

[jordanbllmy]

yay looks whos bk i missed you!!!!!

[JustThinkingOutLoud]

LOL..All my kids love baby einstein! I remember when my first did everything..! my last ..who cares i don't think she even talks yet!

[drummerman1956]

The best Dick Van Dyke cock-er-ney accent ever!!... cooo Luuuv a Duck... AND the best hair you've had all year :D

[DaleATL2]

Great acting and zingers!

One of your best for me, Nalts!

GREAT ONE!

5*

[Kedoke]

So, Dale, are you saying that's an accurate picture of fatherhood??

[DaleATL2]

no comment Kevin! no comment.

LOL

[lemonette]

Okay...here we go again. Lemonette is at work, and has to wait HOURS to see Nalts' return video. People, the least you could do is give me a play by play of what happens in the video! I have tried to piece together what is going on, here is what I have so far: Nalts is laying carpet in Australia, and selling baby pictures of Christopher Mast on ebay. How close am I????

[sukatra]

nalts eats a dingo.

[highheadjester]

LOLOLOL BLooming onions....LOLOL!! ~HiGH HeaD JeSTeR~

[iggy35]

Welcome Back DAD!!!

[1938superman]

Oh no! That little Bedlam fucker is contagious!

[hellyersonline]

nice try. well done

[shaneissohot]

Hahahaha nice try faking an australian accent! I missed your presence nalts!

[w0rldpeace]

This is brilliant, man.

I want you and Chevy to have a sit down and discuss the passing of the mantle of National Lampoon's ... ehh ... it's BIGGER THAN THAT.

meh

[ChristopherMast]

Now THERE'S an offer!

[MSJelin]

Nalts, I must say, I'm impressed. During your week of going dark, you only posted 3 videos! Bravo!

[ChristopherMast]

I thought it was four...

[MSJelin]

Well, it's difficult to tell if his "The Wizard of YouTube" video was during the period while he was supposedly dark, since it was posted on the same day as the first "getovernalts" video. I was assuming it wasn't. In which case you'd add the two getovernalts videos to the one "Nalts Goes Dark (DoMyStuff Intervention)" video on the "nalts" account, and get three total. Unless I'm forgetting an account...

[mmadman]

it seemed like four. or more.

[gijoedaisy]

Now where's our big, giant wet SMOOCH!??? :D

[PsychoNinjaFreak]

a lot of girls like rupert grint

[liz1060]

Oooo... you've gone all 'relevant.' Maybe you ate too many worms in the dark.... Glad you're back. Now, go fill the tub with cola and soak for awhile.

[stalkerofnalts]

I've been looking all over for you.

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

HAHAHAHAA !!!

[xLMBOx]

Haha nice video Nalts keep'em coming!

[daregularperson]

nalts is back!!! good video

[akc211]

glad you are back!!  I will definitely keep these tips in mind someday!!!

[NichiBeiTrader]

Is it me, or is there some Denis Leary in this impersonation...

[wolvesrrcool]

hi nalts

[vieka]

BRILLIANT!

[PhantomOfSpirit]

Woohoo 229th comment! Where's my prize? (I'd like a SeanBedlam Pez Dispenser, and a year's supply of refills)

[paperyoshi]

This is not what I expected. Its like you turn on the TV to watch I dream of Jeanie and FOX NEWS comes on. You go from being super dad and family man to satirical toilet humor about new parents and babies?

[Mom2AJ]

OMG!!! Thank you! It was a nightmare going through withdrawals. k, going to watch now.

Hehehe...oh, I can't laugh! The masses will think I'm nuts for feeding your ego! ;D

GREAT video...I love SeanBedlam. :D I kind of like your attempt to imitate...LMAO

[RedgieK]

Very disapponted

[eyesack9]

DUDE YOUR ARENT FUNNY

[ChristopherMast]

aNd u cant spel

[plumpspork]

i like dingos too.

[aajmw]

Glad you didn't go away for six weeks! Looking hot under that rug! :-)

[fredthegreat2006]

Nalts is the king of YouTube....welcome back. Those four questions are true btw....and the last one is repeated for many years to follow...

[ZackScott]

Are you just pacing in your yard?

[conibonjovi]

Not a bad attempt at the Aussie accent Bruce!

[swilson1968]

OMG, dingos ate my babies!

[Parfectionist]

And when new parents ask if you want to look at pictures, just say: "if you don't mind me playing my tuba while we do."

[giaco44094]

I remember Nalts. I used to watch him ALL the time but then he just stopped doing videos and I figured he got a real job. [ actually..welcome back and how dare you make us laugh! ]

[gwabir]

NALTS!! u are on my "The YOUTUBERS" video!!! enjoy it!!

GW

[Kasmir25]

Welcome Back Nalts!