So let's think about what kfc might have intended to tell us with this spot... 'We sell culinary dressed chicken cadavers, and who is more competent on cadavers than a true bm!' yes!
I don't know what KFC attempted to do with this stunt. True black metal fans think this is extremely fucking stupid, and I'm sure non-black metal fans think this is what black metal looks like and sounds like. All it does it make the black metal genre seem even more stupid to the public.
Talk about a smart business move. KFC has a lot more fans now. First time i saw this commercial on tv I remember thinking " What the hell? ... KFC knows what black metal is?.... people know what black metal is?!!!" And here i thought all commercials were a waste of time. THANK YOU KFC!!! Your gravy has always pleased me, and now so have your marketing choices.
Even though I love this video, they stole the song from Dave Carnie of Jackass, back in the day he wrote this song but he never sold the rights of it to KFC. If you don't believe me check out jackassworld dot com they have a blog about it and how he might sue kfc for using his song.
I'm trully sorry to contra your opinion but people who think like you have no room in black/death metal. Both genres -at their best- ARE evil and extreme. they were never meant to be commercial. I feared the day this would come.
You can feel free to continue to yourself or expect brutal metal music to intentionally act out the roles and stereotypes prescribed to you/them/it by the Christian fundies, allowing yourselves and our music and ways to be defined by christian idiocy, I refuse to give them that, I am a death/black metal head and a down to earth and compassionate human beeing with a sense of humor, I am a humanist not some reverse christian anti-humanist as many seem to want us/metal to be percieved as.
What you say may very well be applied to the death metal part of it all. Afterall it's not typical for those bands to act on their lyrics so I guess we could write it up to be entertainment-no strings attached. On the other hand Black metal-again at its best-has already been proven to be a bit more serious about the way of life and message it conveys. It IS anti-christian and anti-human whether you like it or not. Humour and compassion are not elements that seclude these traits in the genre.
Black metal scene has done no such thing. A SMALL segment of the black metal community has done that; most black metallersa have'nt, don't and don't support the extreme actions; hell...even some of those whom participated in the extreme acytions of the black circle no longer support such stupidity.
The lyrics may be angry usually, not all are anti-human or against beeing seen as human
I don't expect anyone to support anything black metal artists do. I'm trully not sure which bands you talk about when you describe such humane and 'open-minded' but they sure don't seem like the ones that are leading the scene nowadays. I'm thinkin of Marduk, Watain, Gorgoroth and Mayhem. Maybe I'm wrong but their messages don't reeaally fit into your puppy petting world-view. Maybe you give black metal too much credit in intellectual, new-age open-mindedness. From what I've seen those guys are-
Great. I don't think we disagree here. I believe the two of us only have different preferences on how we'd like black metal to be. Even though this commercial is kinda queer (admit it there aint a band looking or playing like these guys)it still sickens me to see the attempt to bring it mainstream. See I'm from Europe we dont really like the North-American media as it is. First Metalocalypse now this shit. Trully angers me.
Honestly when i see these guys I think of Cradle pf Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Satyricon, and Behemoth; for various reasons, LoL!
I don't mind anger and hatred in black metal, I'd like to se eit expressed in a more intelligent,mature manner more often though; I'd like to see a little more anti-faith huamnism injected in and anger/hate{but not hate mindlessly directed at anyone/thing and everyone/thing,seems childish}
Metalocalypse, LoL!!! I love that show! Funny as fuck!
Oh and I'm anything but an "opne-minded" NEW-AGE type.
I am "somewhat" open-minded,yes{within REASON and fact; for example I live by the ideology of "conversational intolerance" regarding religion/faith as espoused by the likes of Sam Harris and Christopher Hitchens,etc}, but I FAR from new-agey,LoL!
I'm an Anti-theistic ApaDeist{apathetic agnostic-deism} and Contrarian; that's far removed from new-agey,LoL!!!
SOME black metal bands and FANS are incredibly intellectual, others- not so much.
I don't expect anyone to support anything black metal artists do. I'm trully not sure which bands you talk about when you describe such humane and 'open-minded' but they sure don't seem like the ones that are leading the scene nowadays. I'm thinkin of Marduk, Watain, Gorgoroth and Mayhem. Maybe I'm wrong but their messages don't reeaally fit into your puppy petting world-view. Maybe you give black metal too much credit in intellectual, new-age open-mindedness. From what I've seen those guys are-
How did this get into some big debate about souls, animal cruelty, etc? I know I was participating, but MAN! This is supposed to be a funny commercial, not a political statement.
It's funny to what norms KFC tries to attract people to their shit-storant. I, a very big fan of black metal, will never buy into their shit of trying to amuse me. Face the facts people, KFC tortures chicken.
I think there's a lot of bigger things to worry about besides chicken...
like the manipulation BIG OIL does to our world to defuse the mainstream use of alternate fuels or electric cars...
why waste your time boycotting KFC for torturing chickens... why not go boycott the big oil industry for making you pay hundreds of dollars more than you should be each month to cart yourself around in your car...
Well many things are corrupting the Earth we live in nowadays, fossil fuels, pollution, industry. But the thing about chicken is very important because that is another soul that is being killed and a soul is more important than money. Would you like it if YOU were born as a chicken?
It's natural selection my friend. All I'm saying is, there's better things to be using your energy on... I'm not saying you're wrong, I mean I understand where you're coming from everyone has their own beliefs... but I would like to make a change in helping everyones financial status and giving everyone more of a free choice when it comes to fueling your vehicle as opposed to just giving a bunch of chickens a good life... if chickens weren't used and consumed, they'd be a waste of space
Well you are right on that point but if we are to eat chicken then we should have them slaughtered in a appropriate, QUICK AND PAINLESS manner. Don't you think?
Chickens don't have souls. They're living things and shouldn't be tortured, but they don't have souls. Human beings are the only living things with souls.
whether or not Animals have souls is a religious belief... and all religions run on Faith, not fact... from what I understand, some religions believe Animals don't have souls because they can't tell the difference between Right and Wrong... just because something is alive, doesn't mean it has a soul... plants are technically alive, do you believe all trees, weeds, and cacti have souls?
yeah some people say, some religions believe that plants have souls so its not everyone that thinks this, or other animals have souls. I do not care I do not think animals should be tortured and people can kill animals without torturing them but I am more concerned about human problems not problems of a chicken.
dude.. you like black metal, which lyrics are useally about killing and torturing people and christ, but youre also one of the greenpeace faggots that feels sorry for the chickens that you eat?
People change. That comment was posted 2-3 years ago.
(And besides, I only listen to black metal and other kinds of extreme metal as music. It isn't to be taken seriously like those "tr00 kvlt" elitist idiots do. That means that people who listen to black metal are murderers, and people who listen to rap are thugs?)
Man I never thought I'd see the day when black metal would be used to advertise........for anything outside of music. well anyway KFC the most metal chicken you will EVER EAT!
Can someone tell me which song is this? :D
Vulfi111 2 months ago
FUCK YOU BLACK METAL!! SA VA TRAG LA MUIE BA BAGAMI-AS PULA IN MORTII VOSTRI!:)
IonuTzGreatMan 3 months ago
kfc = nom nom nom
wobbeylord 8 months ago
is this a real band?
spasmicbaritone 1 year ago
Dimmu Burger
verynice420 1 year ago
I know KFC tortures chicken, but god damn if it isnt delicious.
metalfun111 1 year ago
Fuk yea....Love it...had to grab my guitar and play it...sic sound..!
johnvidmar67 1 year ago
haha they have a good sound...
SALCarniveau 2 years ago
KFC ist krieg
demonaz88 2 years ago 2
fuckin hilarious
kill fuckin christ
awsome
but the video is fuckin cool
im just wondering if there is a band named HELLVETICA
darknessinside07 2 years ago
KFC using metal in their commercial.
Do they use metal in their chicken to? You know, aluminum?
geardawg4794 2 years ago
that puts the fucking metal in kfc man lol
TYLORSWORLD 2 years ago
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bernnysk8 2 years ago
KFC definetly stands for:
"Kill Fucking Christ"
xD
Darkgabo9 3 years ago 16
FUCK YES!
666WormInfested666 2 years ago
The Band is called Hellvetica
PaganWinter12 3 years ago 5
what band?
Stalin111 3 years ago
XDDDDD that is reaaalllyy makes me wanna eat some hamburger while listening to metal hahha
Ginzaz 3 years ago 3
LOL!
BLACK METAL AND KFC!
JUST GIMMEH SOME BEEER And ill be pleasent =D
EldarKroda 3 years ago
lol... KFC went Black!
AlexPanagis 3 years ago
lol
venomman2000 3 years ago
best commercial ever.
Omfg18yo 3 years ago
Best commercial ever!
r00key 3 years ago 2
heeeyy R00key!! From the Type o board, nes pas?
magnacore11 3 years ago
indeed... sorry for my late reaction :)
r00key 3 years ago
xDDDDDD GREATTTT!!! KFC RULES =] lol
montserbarhom 3 years ago
hahaha ROTFLOL!
Great one!
SharpSpear17 3 years ago
LOL funny shit
666HumanHunter666 3 years ago
So let's think about what kfc might have intended to tell us with this spot... 'We sell culinary dressed chicken cadavers, and who is more competent on cadavers than a true bm!' yes!
halluechen 3 years ago
Hahaha KFC just got Metal
kissfilms1 3 years ago 2
ahahahahah
Sparagnausen 3 years ago
gay
chaDD1g 3 years ago
Now i only eat at KFC
the most metal place alive!!!
TheNdnTrooper777 3 years ago 3
Well, that just solved my inner debate of mcdonalds or kfc tonight... =)
NeuroticPixieSlasher 3 years ago 2
OMS! (oh my satan) I can't believe that's real!
ThealmightyThintendo 3 years ago
LMFAO
I love living in Canada,
but even more so I love this !,
Coldest commercial I know XD
<3
Obscurechild33 3 years ago 2
jajajajjaja black metal in KFC jajaja xD
MetalHardcore11 3 years ago
hahahaha satiric
ahiazer 3 years ago 2
THE GRIMMEST OF THE GRIM
eyehategod666 3 years ago
black metal?
where?
Metallarn 3 years ago
i wish i live in canada
bassman202 3 years ago
kinda funny but...
VietnaMgoesGuWu 3 years ago
This absolutely rips off "Black Metal Fast Food Fight" or whatever it's called out of Baltimore!! This is such bullshit!
internetmicah 3 years ago
I don't know what KFC attempted to do with this stunt. True black metal fans think this is extremely fucking stupid, and I'm sure non-black metal fans think this is what black metal looks like and sounds like. All it does it make the black metal genre seem even more stupid to the public.
t1337Dude 3 years ago
I enjoy black metal, and I laughed at it.
dominus213 3 years ago 8
awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AkiraSpectrum 3 years ago 2
FAIL
Kirakishou 3 years ago
Who's Dave Carnie?
And what's 'Jackass?'
Level9Lime 3 years ago
What in the hell is the guy saying?
LOL it makes me laugh
draggonn123 3 years ago
Talk about a smart business move. KFC has a lot more fans now. First time i saw this commercial on tv I remember thinking " What the hell? ... KFC knows what black metal is?.... people know what black metal is?!!!" And here i thought all commercials were a waste of time. THANK YOU KFC!!! Your gravy has always pleased me, and now so have your marketing choices.
Rage00Against 3 years ago 2
Even though I love this video, they stole the song from Dave Carnie of Jackass, back in the day he wrote this song but he never sold the rights of it to KFC. If you don't believe me check out jackassworld dot com they have a blog about it and how he might sue kfc for using his song.
avsjaysfan1939 3 years ago
He didn't write the song, he made up the band "Helvetica", however this band is named "Hellvetica". There's an extra "L".
ewokeater1232 3 years ago
Haha this commercial rocks. Made me laugh soooo damn hard
paulsgirl27 3 years ago 2
i hate how they cut out the growling part :(
helvet666 3 years ago 2
I wonder what the lyrics are
Iconoclastithon 3 years ago 2
Something lost on 'some" is that this video will help humanize us in black and death metal to those that needlessly fear us as bad and harmful.
Makes us less "scary" and evil to the masses.
That, in my opinion, is a good thing.
Iconoclastithon 3 years ago
I'm trully sorry to contra your opinion but people who think like you have no room in black/death metal. Both genres -at their best- ARE evil and extreme. they were never meant to be commercial. I feared the day this would come.
factumDiabolus 3 years ago
You can feel free to continue to yourself or expect brutal metal music to intentionally act out the roles and stereotypes prescribed to you/them/it by the Christian fundies, allowing yourselves and our music and ways to be defined by christian idiocy, I refuse to give them that, I am a death/black metal head and a down to earth and compassionate human beeing with a sense of humor, I am a humanist not some reverse christian anti-humanist as many seem to want us/metal to be percieved as.
Iconoclastithon 3 years ago
What you say may very well be applied to the death metal part of it all. Afterall it's not typical for those bands to act on their lyrics so I guess we could write it up to be entertainment-no strings attached. On the other hand Black metal-again at its best-has already been proven to be a bit more serious about the way of life and message it conveys. It IS anti-christian and anti-human whether you like it or not. Humour and compassion are not elements that seclude these traits in the genre.
factumDiabolus 3 years ago
Black metal scene has done no such thing. A SMALL segment of the black metal community has done that; most black metallersa have'nt, don't and don't support the extreme actions; hell...even some of those whom participated in the extreme acytions of the black circle no longer support such stupidity.
The lyrics may be angry usually, not all are anti-human or against beeing seen as human
...CONT...
Iconoclastithon 3 years ago
...CONT...:
{many rail against the christians for perceiving them as anti-human, when in reality the christians beliefs are anti-human}
Some may be the way you say, though not ALL.
Don't expect us all to support such infantile stupidity and hypocrisy.
Iconoclastithon 3 years ago
I don't expect anyone to support anything black metal artists do. I'm trully not sure which bands you talk about when you describe such humane and 'open-minded' but they sure don't seem like the ones that are leading the scene nowadays. I'm thinkin of Marduk, Watain, Gorgoroth and Mayhem. Maybe I'm wrong but their messages don't reeaally fit into your puppy petting world-view. Maybe you give black metal too much credit in intellectual, new-age open-mindedness. From what I've seen those guys are-
factumDiabolus 3 years ago
No, what I mean is that in their private lives they don't neccaserily support the shit anti-human katharsis they write about.
Allthough some of the lyrics are a little more pro-humna and human nature and anti-god/christianity for them beeing anti-human and anti-human nature.
I'm thinking Dimmu Borgir, Old Mans Child, Satyricon, Darkthrone,etc.
Even when they write the shit...as I said...most don't actually believe half of what they write about or live it.
Puppy-petting view, LoL!!
CONT...
Iconoclastithon 3 years ago
...CONT;
Though a few do believe{if not practice; most that actually believe the shit don't have the balls to live it,LoL!}
And MOST "FANS" are not like that either.
That's what I mean. I also refer to the fact that not ALL black metal bands are writing pure anti-human hatred all the time either lyrically even.
I'll give you that MOST do, but for MOST of them---it's shock value and they don't actually adhere to those ideas/practices in real life.
Iconoclastithon 3 years ago
Great. I don't think we disagree here. I believe the two of us only have different preferences on how we'd like black metal to be. Even though this commercial is kinda queer (admit it there aint a band looking or playing like these guys)it still sickens me to see the attempt to bring it mainstream. See I'm from Europe we dont really like the North-American media as it is. First Metalocalypse now this shit. Trully angers me.
factumDiabolus 3 years ago
Honestly when i see these guys I think of Cradle pf Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Satyricon, and Behemoth; for various reasons, LoL!
I don't mind anger and hatred in black metal, I'd like to se eit expressed in a more intelligent,mature manner more often though; I'd like to see a little more anti-faith huamnism injected in and anger/hate{but not hate mindlessly directed at anyone/thing and everyone/thing,seems childish}
Metalocalypse, LoL!!! I love that show! Funny as fuck!
Iconoclastithon 3 years ago
Oh and I'm anything but an "opne-minded" NEW-AGE type.
I am "somewhat" open-minded,yes{within REASON and fact; for example I live by the ideology of "conversational intolerance" regarding religion/faith as espoused by the likes of Sam Harris and Christopher Hitchens,etc}, but I FAR from new-agey,LoL!
I'm an Anti-theistic ApaDeist{apathetic agnostic-deism} and Contrarian; that's far removed from new-agey,LoL!!!
SOME black metal bands and FANS are incredibly intellectual, others- not so much.
Iconoclastithon 3 years ago
what the hell are you talking about...
helvet666 3 years ago
If you want to know helvet, go back over all the comments to get the context.
Iconoclastithon 3 years ago
I don't expect anyone to support anything black metal artists do. I'm trully not sure which bands you talk about when you describe such humane and 'open-minded' but they sure don't seem like the ones that are leading the scene nowadays. I'm thinkin of Marduk, Watain, Gorgoroth and Mayhem. Maybe I'm wrong but their messages don't reeaally fit into your puppy petting world-view. Maybe you give black metal too much credit in intellectual, new-age open-mindedness. From what I've seen those guys are-
factumDiabolus 3 years ago
-pretty much set in their rage-ridden ways of destruction. Call it infantile I still love the way it repells a LOT of people
factumDiabolus 3 years ago
Are you serious? Black and death metal is taken far to seriously by narrow minded children.
DuskWalker 3 years ago
Agreed.
Iconoclastithon 3 years ago
haha there is a small print that says "Professional. Do Not attempt" or something like that when the guy is spitting fire !!
elgrandragon 3 years ago
all of you should stfu and quit your bellyachin would you rather be on in the deepfryer? WHOO THIS COMMERCIAL FUCKIN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
winstontheturd 3 years ago
How did this get into some big debate about souls, animal cruelty, etc? I know I was participating, but MAN! This is supposed to be a funny commercial, not a political statement.
YourWorstCritic 3 years ago
THATS MY BUDDY MARQUS!
YES GUY!
rageohol 3 years ago
wtf howd he do that krazy voice...man
darklink13X 3 years ago
Oh man that's hot!!!!! lol
thecanadianbadass01 3 years ago
It's funny to what norms KFC tries to attract people to their shit-storant. I, a very big fan of black metal, will never buy into their shit of trying to amuse me. Face the facts people, KFC tortures chicken.
VipericVampire 3 years ago
I think there's a lot of bigger things to worry about besides chicken...
like the manipulation BIG OIL does to our world to defuse the mainstream use of alternate fuels or electric cars...
why waste your time boycotting KFC for torturing chickens... why not go boycott the big oil industry for making you pay hundreds of dollars more than you should be each month to cart yourself around in your car...
theres my two cents.
thehatecrew 3 years ago 4
Well many things are corrupting the Earth we live in nowadays, fossil fuels, pollution, industry. But the thing about chicken is very important because that is another soul that is being killed and a soul is more important than money. Would you like it if YOU were born as a chicken?
VipericVampire 3 years ago
It's natural selection my friend. All I'm saying is, there's better things to be using your energy on... I'm not saying you're wrong, I mean I understand where you're coming from everyone has their own beliefs... but I would like to make a change in helping everyones financial status and giving everyone more of a free choice when it comes to fueling your vehicle as opposed to just giving a bunch of chickens a good life... if chickens weren't used and consumed, they'd be a waste of space
thehatecrew 3 years ago
Well you are right on that point but if we are to eat chicken then we should have them slaughtered in a appropriate, QUICK AND PAINLESS manner. Don't you think?
VipericVampire 3 years ago
Chickens don't have souls. They're living things and shouldn't be tortured, but they don't have souls. Human beings are the only living things with souls.
YourWorstCritic 3 years ago
And if chickens don't have soul then how do they live.
VipericVampire 3 years ago
whether or not Animals have souls is a religious belief... and all religions run on Faith, not fact... from what I understand, some religions believe Animals don't have souls because they can't tell the difference between Right and Wrong... just because something is alive, doesn't mean it has a soul... plants are technically alive, do you believe all trees, weeds, and cacti have souls?
thehatecrew 3 years ago
A living thing doesn't have to have a soul to live.
YourWorstCritic 3 years ago
OK, so humans don't have souls then. :)
VipericVampire 3 years ago
@VipericVampire chickens are robots, you dont know that?
porcsatul 1 year ago
yeah some people say, some religions believe that plants have souls so its not everyone that thinks this, or other animals have souls. I do not care I do not think animals should be tortured and people can kill animals without torturing them but I am more concerned about human problems not problems of a chicken.
Natovs 3 years ago
@VipericVampire
dude.. you like black metal, which lyrics are useally about killing and torturing people and christ, but youre also one of the greenpeace faggots that feels sorry for the chickens that you eat?
dont get me wrong.. but its just wrong
k0ent 1 year ago
@k0ent
People change. That comment was posted 2-3 years ago.
(And besides, I only listen to black metal and other kinds of extreme metal as music. It isn't to be taken seriously like those "tr00 kvlt" elitist idiots do. That means that people who listen to black metal are murderers, and people who listen to rap are thugs?)
Epic fail, you faggot.
VipericVampire 1 year ago
@VipericVampire
i was just saying.. i wasnt trying to offend you dude.. calm down :S
k0ent 1 year ago
@k0ent
Oh, come on. Don't you know I was joking?
I was trying to troll you. :D
Mission failed.
VipericVampire 1 year ago
@VipericVampire
EPIC FAIL!!!! XD
k0ent 1 year ago
@k0ent
Shut up, you disgusting Neanderthaland (LMFAO) homosexual.
VipericVampire 1 year ago
wtf? this is crap metal
newtoomanga 3 years ago
they dont sond like a real black metal bant wtf ugly voice
bubbletopseb999 3 years ago
There is no better chicken
tehbreezage 3 years ago
Man I never thought I'd see the day when black metal would be used to advertise........for anything outside of music. well anyway KFC the most metal chicken you will EVER EAT!
F3nix87 3 years ago
GREATEST COMMERCIAL EVER !!!
METAL OWNS ALL \m/
thekillerbot 3 years ago
there trying to attract a better kind of crowd because ther tyerd of geting stabbed all the time over $1.25 by regualr costomers...
denythecross666 3 years ago
Looks like Deathklok lol
fizzblack 3 years ago
YESSSSSS!! HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS!
blacklabel64 4 years ago 2
One word - Awesome
Thordirim 4 years ago 3
See how Much Farther Metal And Black Metal has come.. its now in a KFC Commercial. And its amazing
troubledseed 4 years ago 2
AHAHAHH thats it, KFC is the only fast food place im eating from now
renegadexl 4 years ago 2
this is the funniest shit i seen all year haha
cyatt5 4 years ago
THIS JUST MAKES KFC EVEN MORE METAL!!!
Antfish241 4 years ago 3
thank s
mistarcraw 4 years ago 2
thank you. I just saw this and laughed my ass off....needed to see it again
socketplate 4 years ago 2
I love this ad
Ramin258 4 years ago 2
thanks
dinosaurjerk 4 years ago