my dog has earned a pit bull, a German shepherd mix, 2 meztises, Dogo Canario, a rottweiler, a bull terrier and beagle mix (I trained to defend themselves when on the street one day another dog bit)
ps;, I am not boxer dogs, ELSOL has protected me and my family from other dogs and of a robber that came into my house. belive it
Lmao, i usually don't get a big LOL at these videos but that was hilarious lol. Just the image in my head of a thief breaking in and the dog humping him into submission lmao...priceless.
Dude! That'd be a better "don't rob this place" sign than the German Shepherd "I can make it to the fence in 2.5 seconds, can you?" sign or the "Insured by Smith and Wesson" one.
Don't let him hump ur leg, its a sign of dominance. He is dominating u by humping ur leg. My GSD did the same thing but i said no and now hes not doing it anymore
OMG could you imagine seeing that on cops. The criminal would just be begging to get the dog off of him and for you to not show the video to any of the guys in prison, haha.
when a dog does that they are dominating you so you really need to get him fixed or train him not to do that. then he will think he's the leader and not listen to you my dog friends dog did that.
LOL I can image that happening to a robber one day xDD
Irreplaceable97 6 months ago
that there, folks, is called a Viscous Hump
321Bizzare 7 months ago
They should train police dogs to do that, imagine how scared suspects would be.
CaptainBill22 1 year ago
You guys have some strange training methods! XD lol
AvaCollier 1 year ago
"HO HA HA HA HA HAA......"
Dice562 1 year ago
thats one way to stop a criminal with a WTF!? moment lol
Ireallylovetodance 1 year ago 8
It's good to see that their are decoys out there that aren't afraid of such a strong protection dog like tank!
darrelhager 2 years ago
He's a LOVER, not a biter!!!
rmcjr1 2 years ago 3
I was thinking the same thing
ottojinn 2 years ago
Labradors are for hunting and water sports, German shepherds are for attack and guard dog work, get it straight.
jon24gies 2 years ago 4
O.K.......got it.
fredhassen 2 years ago 3
@fredhassen LOL is all i can say.
xlongyujax 9 months ago
my dog has earned a pit bull, a German shepherd mix, 2 meztises, Dogo Canario, a rottweiler, a bull terrier and beagle mix (I trained to defend themselves when on the street one day another dog bit)
ps;, I am not boxer dogs, ELSOL has protected me and my family from other dogs and of a robber that came into my house. belive it
psyclones00 2 years ago
totally disagree about that stereotype about german shepherds
AlexMolinaH 2 years ago
@jon24gies im sure fred here knows much more then you.
sneakybeaver13V2 10 months ago
Humping problem can be cured by castrating the dog. Most of the time, anyway. Also, prevents unwanted puppies and many health problems. :)
Gallion 2 years ago
haha ur dog have no respect for u dude!
Agremen 2 years ago 2
lab aint no guard dog you dumb jack ass why dont you buy a pitbull instead
TheGameBreedPit 2 years ago
ahahahha
jevuliss 2 years ago
Lmao, i usually don't get a big LOL at these videos but that was hilarious lol. Just the image in my head of a thief breaking in and the dog humping him into submission lmao...priceless.
GenericName007 2 years ago 3
He isnt even biting at all... lol
OwnerGodi 3 years ago
aww someone's excited
54spiritedwill54 3 years ago
If that was a humping Mastiff, robbers would NEVER get away and would probably file charges for rape. LOL.
HammandClov 3 years ago
Dude! That'd be a better "don't rob this place" sign than the German Shepherd "I can make it to the fence in 2.5 seconds, can you?" sign or the "Insured by Smith and Wesson" one.
"Protected by horny, humping mastiff"
tybo09 3 years ago
Totally gay......please kill yerself now!!
doctornonnel 3 years ago
Hey thats funny but comment on my crazy dog tank theone thats does not have water!!!
gigles8 3 years ago
poor dog...you use a femal ormon but is not good
gizigizi 3 years ago
ha ha ha ha ha! zarąbiste! LoL's
Hany730 3 years ago
Typical Lab! Eat it or hump it - or both, if possible!
ModieC 3 years ago 2
my lab was same way as a pup
LexiiiiLu 3 years ago
talk about THROWING yourself into your work.
canadianfreespirit 3 years ago
mu lab i humping my LEG xD
Z3l3N 3 years ago
Don't let him hump ur leg, its a sign of dominance. He is dominating u by humping ur leg. My GSD did the same thing but i said no and now hes not doing it anymore
FanSteikeSatan 2 years ago
for real? whats gsd
koorboi 2 years ago
i think he means german sheperd dog O.o
babysmilez40 2 years ago
That glove was HOT!
rainey06au 3 years ago
OMG could you imagine seeing that on cops. The criminal would just be begging to get the dog off of him and for you to not show the video to any of the guys in prison, haha.
LaytonSky 3 years ago 2
rofl omg, that was brilliant, you'd expect it when it says hold onto your seats that it sits and then charges at a camera, not hump the bite glove..
ROFL
im not feeling too well today but that has cheered me up.
thanks
WolfStigma 3 years ago
LOL ... I always heard that labs are not the best protection dogs because they are too people friendly -- now I see why.
Beatpoet7371 3 years ago 20
horny dog
adirobot 3 years ago
Lol :P
pussycatdollfanbaby 3 years ago
i heard that dog got fired
zreiscool 3 years ago
my lab doing that same:)
madzia102938 3 years ago
jacobreese08: duh...
MoveOnDotOrgg 3 years ago
he jsut wants some puppy love
southparkmadness 3 years ago
Get that horny dog a bitch now!
skasmoker 4 years ago
*whew* SO glad my lab is a girl..
bchscomedygirl 4 years ago
girl labs have periods..gross.
MoveOnDotOrgg 3 years ago
Get that horny dog a bitch!
luvalldogs 4 years ago 2
That is scary...
ranbonzy 4 years ago
he needs a bitch to bust his nuts over
Blackshamrock1974 4 years ago
ahahahah, he doesn't want to fight, he wants to make sweet love, ahahah
Tatoon 4 years ago 4
LOL
I think that would be more effective than a bite attack. He could just hump robbers to death.
Broyale26 3 years ago 22
loooool
puoluori 4 years ago
aww someone's excited
huntnheidin 4 years ago
Labradors are wonderful dogs and great companions. (except the fucking thing lol)
ThisSpitefulSnake 4 years ago 3
I have a black lab too.... the thing wants to hump my leg all the time.... this made me really laugh.. could of been my Bailey
smile4ufrme 4 years ago
lmao guys!! I have a fruity black lab too...grab a cushion or blanket and he just goes crazy :)
catzclawz 4 years ago
ha ha ha , this video is really so funny
jgfgandrea 4 years ago
Aha :D There you see what that could be used for ;)
xxJulieFlugtxx 4 years ago
lol
hsqw 4 years ago
I have a black Labrador. Her's name is Sweetie.
Xundoshi 4 years ago
I have a digger, its name is you dig it ?
Franz49125 4 years ago
That was so funny I just peed a little
elvis334 4 years ago
u p every time u c a dog?
cmon man u p on more that a vid
holykinggg1 4 years ago
ha ha ha,er will nur rammeln
kris20odin 4 years ago
Labrador's are not good for that kind of agressive education, and what for ?? Take a bull pit if you like a dog to defend you, but not a labbie !!!
Franz49125 4 years ago 4
chill :)
Staal75 4 years ago
Chimp ;<)))
Franz49125 4 years ago
Ihave his twin sister and she IS fixed
cinnazane 4 years ago
That's one horny moth...
gibaro4 4 years ago
LMFAO!!!
drchica21 4 years ago
ok....
l1nk1ns 4 years ago
tank needs a girlfriend STAT
xoxJellyFisshxox 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAH
flatulantbrothers 4 years ago
Very cute! :)
shannmc01 4 years ago
JAUjauJA lol!!!! hotdog !
Lecters 4 years ago
exactly, THATS A LAB!! always horny!!.
yeepster 4 years ago
sex drugs and rotfl & rollxD
miloszek15 4 years ago
THATS A LAB!
GUSCOFFEE 4 years ago
weird!
xoRachel1995 4 years ago
bwahaha!! your dog needs a lady friend! NOW!
jajeto33 4 years ago 2
Funny :3
I Remind that the Dog of a Friend of me was everytime so impudent to try to command me with hustle at me and bark and such Things :3 xD
I have drive against him, pushed him down and have made a very ominous "Grrr" x)
Then he got intimidated and i was the only Person he never got brash against again ^^ XD
So owned >;] *__* xD
Todesbengel 4 years ago
when a dog does that they are dominating you so you really need to get him fixed or train him not to do that. then he will think he's the leader and not listen to you my dog friends dog did that.
SCMSgrl 4 years ago
yeah, you can fix the boys, but when you fix the girls, they still have their hormones, you still have to train them somehow.
carpenns 4 years ago
Yep
SCMSgrl 4 years ago
Now that's one killing machine...
My dog does that with my pillows!
And no, my hair isn't sticky
arturoxx 4 years ago
what exactly is that dog tryin to do???
japArtist 4 years ago
humping in mid air
coryv235 4 years ago
you should introduce your dog to a lady labrador.
nfellman 4 years ago
lol very funny
katiescorner1 4 years ago
lol how good are youtube fights
Lukerams 4 years ago
that is to funny
sccff 4 years ago
That was hilarious!
AmberFaithChloe 4 years ago
Yeah, that would be great with Benny Hill music. But the dog is nice stallion :P
Zeekard 4 years ago
That's called being loved to death.
Xanxer 4 years ago 2
LOL!! That's hilarious.
AndriaLN 5 years ago
rofl thats funny
eneaonisan 5 years ago
Glad to know mine isn't the only on
Penthis 5 years ago
Thanks for all the boring text. Great video though.
rinitytay 5 years ago
Needs more benny hill music.
HerrBlack 5 years ago
That's great!! lol
zakgeorge21 5 years ago
ToenzZz got it right.
merlynDHZ 5 years ago
Well, what can I say? labradors are lovers, not haters :P
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heck but then wich dog can be considered truly bad by breed? we make them be bad or good.
ToenzZz 5 years ago
lol, nice one.
crumzz 5 years ago
nie trick to impres the chix hehee
homey69 5 years ago