The Jeremy Kyle Show - Tan Monster

[TheWylde0ne]

Fire! Kill it with fire!

[romeoonelove1]

WTF IS IT?????????????

[Gingerlord01]

Do you think with eye lashes like that she could save some money on here fan bills?

[PinkBunnyGamer]

...wtf

[HeathcliffeJ]

Vicky Pollard lives!

[amiem86]

Scratched the nose, then wiped more foundation over it incase she scraped it off!

[meme2222ish]

these people need steralizing and thats it

[Lukekeddie]

is that a bloke?

[aimeefran]

This things has kids. Oh Jesus. The cheese puffs are breeeding.

[EndlessLaymon]

ewww. that shits gonna be in my dreams tonight haunting me

[roymeboy0]

@EndlessLaymon LOL.you made me laugh....sweet dreams EndlessLaymon

[mugwumpjism237]

it's got a tan.

[becy40]

wtf is that?

[devey123]

Vicky Pollard gets a spray tan

[PS3Gamer193]

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!

[mrwhippy101]

Thats not human

[FolkinEll]

kill it before it lays eggs

[dasreich8x8]

what the fuck is that???does she think she looks good. what a complete fucking mess

[lilsamboovadarlo]

darling, i could wipe that 'beauty' off with a kleenex wipe.

[lpartridge18]

oh wow. someone please throw a face wipe at it

[SixtyFourMan]

"'ERE RAHT, AT THE END O' THE DAY, RAHT, WHY IS IT THEN THA' YOU SEND _______ A MESSAGE ON FACEBOOK, RAHT, AND SHE WERE TEXTIN' YOU, RAHT..."

Same shit every time. I love this show.

[taffwob]

It's like the tranny Black & White minstrel show.

[tango123451]

WTF IS THAT? WHAT THE HELL... it looks like... I dunno what it looks like o.O ?

[ChiunaFish]

What an unfortunate looking human being!

[BRAKESUK80]

wtf is all that silver shit around her eyes ??

[JonnyInfinite]

@BRAKESUK80 jizz



[freedeathz2]

eww

[horseridermegs]

my dog could use her earrings as a hoolahoop ha

[lottiestar]

Fuck that... O.o

[wetend123]

In the words of Arnold "What the FUCK ARE YOU!?"

[darkpr3y]

Hitler was right

[Tormiddx]

OMG.....even the fake tan is stuck round her fingernails. & the makeup - does she ACTUALLY think she looks nice??

[fozzieboy100]

She looks like a really bad hangover piss : )

[JELAJETZU]

when he asked them somthing i thought he was gonna say what are them things in your eyes or somthing

[fighthard94]

Dear jesus a walking jar of nutella!!!!:O

[texasoldhouse]

jesus christ what the fuck is THAT....

she should be in the aliens/moon beings/sea creatures part of youtube

[Jarvls]

0:22 "what the fuck are you?"

[MischievousSecret]

Send it to POD!

[1dealsin]

My EYES!! IT BURNS!!

[itsstainy]

what a fucking state she is

[oipolloi1]

That wasn't the question I was thinking of.

[bismercha]

I think I done it all wrong, I work, I'm Married and own my own house, when I could have got it all for nothing off the state!!

[emzo82]

Errrr that's rank man you can see the grease...

[liklecutie101]

eeeeewwwwwwww.... this 'woman' if I can call her that looks absolutely vile... it seems like she lives in a sunbed... yuck

[takalua911]

She needs a fucking good scrub with a wire brush, flea treatment, a good worming and an arse kicking. Mutt.

[EpicBlueSpikes]

I think ive seen her before..down the plughole..I beleive they call her I.T

[TheCloeQueen]

Honestly I screamed.... when I saw It..... That scares me....

[PattayaBen]

They shouldn't be allowed to have kids

[V3YRONS]

imagine wakin up next to ya wife and she looks like that

[SsAaMm761]

Whatta mong

[purownd1]

someone needs to tell her when she fell through that barbed fence, she took half of it in her ears...

[TiRnHD]

Burn it.

[LucaBlightBadass]

@TiRnHD Haha she looks licked she's already been burnt, lloks like a strip of bacon!

[sy1352w]

Reminds me of vicky pollard haha

[FranzKasabian]

Jesus Christ. Reminds of the time I looked back into the toilet after I had taken a shit.

[ryolaboy]

Fuckin pikey

[sweetness00peace]

err u can see it in her hands n everything

[almasdp]

someone needs a bath!

[mee065]

Thanks to the people like this, Rimmel and other make up brands will NEVER go out of business.

[mee065]

someones been tangoed.

[spartanses]

no jeremy i think the question was what the fuck are you wearing you tango

[sasoni1]

whatta hell is that thing???? dont say human!

[ADonnyKenn]

Chrissakes, woman, ye've crackin cockroaches in ye peepers!

[livvoseX]

Man or woman? 

[SuperMysticButterfly]

is that a man with bad makeup on?

[drorange69a]

GOOD FUCKING GOD!!!....KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[Shaadeedaa]

@drorange69a Hahaha

[saintgaving]

serious mans head.....transvestite springs to mind, dammmn ugly northern monkeys!

[hopefaithlov]

He may need to grow up and be a father but she needs to grow up and stop using mummies make up...

[MrRavendubarry]

WOW a real snog marry and deffinatly avoid case!!! lol

[TGMeisterable]

so . . the Apocalypse had come!

[m230690]

Oompah loompa Doobity do.

[jerde3]

I feel sorry for her children, imagine their embarrassment. 

[garystorey]

The oompa lumpas called, they want their make-up back.

[ODsDalton]

Ugly scumbag!!!

[Chocoholic5539]

if she wants to look that way then she can

[Charliekidd100]

quickly killit before it layss eggs

[WhiteMoonBlackSky]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?

[PrincessMenice]

Searched Jersey Shore & This Came Out !

[XxGameZonexX]

low life munted freaks should be removed from the world to make it a better place

[shawnanthony1992]

Oh my word! She is repulsive!

[mousehead2000]

she'd make a good rapper.

[ahopkins1000]

subtitles please!!!

[rhysoto90]

Did someone put fake tan in a shotgun and shoot her with it? :/

[MrCraigSmithson]

I thought minstrels were consider racist .. :/

[SLIPKNOTRULESEARTH11]

i think i speak for everyone ... Oh Dear

[llangaffo99]

She looks like an over cooked Wotsit

[mee065]

@llangaffo99 overcooked? more than overcooked! More, burnt...

[turkeyluvsu9]

These are the people who failed school, are addicted to drugs, live off our tax and have sex with anything that moves. Please note, the rest of Britain are not like this, you don't see the rest of us on here because we are smart enough to have steady relationships before we have children, actually have a job and gained some achievements in life.

[texasoldhouse]

@turkeyluvsu9 you get my vote for prime minister!

[MrNuttynutz]

The worst thing is..... She thinks it makes her look beautiful

[msbobish]

"can I just ask a question, I guess would be on most people's lips, not only in the united kingdom but also in the audience, WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE LORD... HAVE YOU GOT ON YOUR FACE" genuinely thought that was what he was going to say.

[C0mmentar]

& At the end of the day, Nobody cared about relationship...

[Narsuaq]

Looks like an Oompa Loompa.

"Oompa Loompa doompadee doo I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa doompadah dee If you are wise you'll listen to me"

[bigdutch1980]

what a fucking pig, her face looks like a torn anus haha.

[longcat231]

Jeremy is wondering how many pounds of makeup she is wearing.

[HotPot80x]

What a bunch of circus freaks. Jeremy Kyle is an utter fucktard too.

[jimmyjimbo72]

I don't know what's worse; her tan, her preposterous eyebrows or her horrendous lips! 

[rebelwithoutaporsche]

Geeze..I didn't know there were female umpa lumpas!

[MrPadivarma]

The caramac kid

[amourlyubovv]

oh my lawd wtf is wrong with her face sorry but how could she possibly think she looks good

[HorrorHarry100]

Imagine her cum face

[shulupayaface]

she looks like morph's sister lol

[mgfnfgf]

JESUS she looks like tranny

[neel35]

People like this, shouldn't be aloud to have kids! FULL STOP.

[lifeafterlife09]

i put on the video, the first thing i see is the bloke, then i see the woman, atleast i hope its a woman....i shat myself....then she spoke....i imploded.....LOL

[dieselboy87]

baahhaha it looks like its been rolling around in shit. what a disgusting beast

[KittehHawk]

@dieselboy87 She's a shitbeast!

[Ally20791]

She looks like carl weathers

[jaycjump]

Shit.

[MaroonBugUK]

Her eyelashes are so big she looks like a peacock.

[Penko83]

Fake Tan level: Jolson.

[seksysam1986]

WHAT A MESS! EURGH!

[Doomyblob]

URGHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!

[sparkernator1]

she sounds like a fet head

[MsTilly63]

I really feel quite sorry for this young lady. Yes, she does need a few lessons in the application of make-up and fake tan products, but underneath it all she has feelings and just needs a helping hand from her true friends. (or her mother). Shame on the people that let her appear on screen like that and i wish her well for the future :-)x

[iRnotamidget]

He did buy the kids a hula hoop each, but that bitch used them as earrings.

[westy125]

@iRnotamidget There more like onion rings 

[imaanibrown]

Thats NOT the question on my lips Jeremy, and I can certainly assure you it aint the question on the nations lips either. The question is, just how much F*****G make-up can one person order from B&Q?!

[sweetgal7866]

she forgot to put her foundation on her armss

[guydecervens]

Bloody drag queens aren't that bad

[imawakeish]

haha whaaaaaaat a fucking munter

[mrjameswilson909]

hahah lmfao

[draculon5]

I would like to say that this isn't what most kids are like but unfortunately I live in Birmingham.

[LeicesterGuy123]

WOW She's sooooo ugly. I'd rather put my cock in a blender than in her spout.

[1RebelDog1]

this fat ugly bastard needs a good scrub in a bath of acid

[P0vv3II1997]

Would you like some face with that makeup? lol

[Rebekkaxox]

Am I the only one who noticed the huge gap in her bottom teeth? o_O

[1RebelDog1]

@Rebekkaxox she had it knocked out im betting

[mamamonster2011]

wow should be all the incentive she needs to get a job so she cant spend all day lookin that!

[Dharkhaze17]

HOLY SHIT! It's Laura Ask-w!

[sassyloader]

Is that female ahahaa

[BRACEwits]

please tell me shes actually blind and doesnt know that she looks like that

[spofaloficus]

she looks like an orange, mutant, frog thing, there is no way to describe what she looks like its that bad

[Cypriot785]

OMG willy wonka lost one of his umpa lumpas and to add on that i swear thats chloe victorias twin sister!!!!!!!!

[MsWuu2]

SHOOT IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS

D: D:

[MissGorjus09]

All the support money goes on false eyelashes and false tan! -.- i dont think she knows how rough she looks...

[SilentChant1]

ronseal? nuclear blast protection

[morganwilsonxolala]

omg now thats a rough looking bimbo !! omg

[bethylee001]

hahaha i feel sorry for her :( she looks so bad but she doesnt even know it haha xx

[colaharris]

ronseal does exactly what it says on the tin

[MichaelxJacksonsGrl]

Shes a fright lol

[TheHasselBoff]

That should be on sesame street!

[PuffyKumaTenshi]

She's got a bit of face on her makeup

[Itzbethguyz]

She looks so natural!

[84EmAlieSmith]

What a scuzzy tramp!!!!

[purpleemo123]

rite tht is way ott but seriousli the children think of the children, she will go for a hug nd they will end up lookin like a scared turd xx

[DPSMaster98]

Bloody hell.

[thebear1208]

what a pykie scum cunt! they need to just die

[wedohybrid18]

You've been tango'd <33333

[rossyboy9876]

you've been tango love

[wedohybrid18]

@rossyboy9876 didnt notice your comment you think like me smart cunt = D

[xGhostAvengedx]

When she blinks she caused hurricanes...

[Geodude123man]

What the fuck is wrong with her eyes?

[loveXxtwilightxX]

I like a bit of a tan but fucking hell! That's a bit OTT!

[bighands69]

The guy is just as messed up looking with the tattoo on his neck.

This modern Britain.

Britain should be like Korea and German we should be building the best cars in the world and we should lead the world in electronics.

Instead we get council estates and Jeremy Kyle guests.

I served in the British defense forces to protect this?

[LeiaAlexis]

@bighands69 I agree with you, if I had it my way the arseholes wld either be forced to go into a bootcamp and forced to do hard labour, have their tubes tied so they cant reproduce or be put down... but there we go sadly this country has gone from being great to being completely soft...

[ONEshot1KILL4]

@bighands69 THANKFULLY this is the minority of Britain but our defence (im "British") is suppost to defend to whole country and the good people and the bad. i doesn't matter if these people are the majority of Britain are like this is the defences job to protect and help the counrty. You did a good job sir and i agree with you about the electronical situation but i strongly disagree with "I served in the British defense forces to protect this?" you should be proud of what you did not regreting

[bighands69]

@ONEshot1KILL4

I am proud of what I have achieved and have done.

But I do not like the Idea that people are risking their lives so as to protect a broken welfare system.

The welfare system is suppose to protect the most vulnerable in society were as it has produced a population of about 20 million people that live of the welfare state and successive government do not care.

And this I did not fight to protect.

[MehlaineRose]

@bighands69 er, did you just compare the entire nation to the people on Jeremy Kyle? I think that's a tad harsh, don't you?

[bighands69]

@MehlaineRose

Walk down any British street and you will see people of this nature.

Britain has some of the biggest social housing estates in the world and this is the real economic nature of Britain.

I would not say that it is harsh just realistic.

Winston Churchill warned what the social welfare system would produced and he was correct.

[bullough8]

@bighands69 you're a fucking idiot

[bighands69]

@bullough8

Why?

[Iamadam123456789]

@bighands69 it's not really fair to say modern britain is like this. Put these people into a category and i bet theres less of them then there are regular people. My sistors boyfriend has a tatoo on his neck, he isn't scum, or stupid. He's worked everyday from being able to. Don't stereotype and dont think you're something special because you have been in the army. I respect the men who fight for our country. I dont respect the men who brag about it.

[bighands69]

@Iamadam123456789

Brag about it?

I have served and have a right to cast opinion on the state of Britain and its economy. So by your reckoning people who serve cannot admit to service. what country do you think you live in?

Educated and professional people normally do not wear tattoos on their neck that is not to say that people with such tattoos are necessarily scum but the vast majority are like the guy in this video.

I do not need your respect that is your decision.