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  • "This just brings me the scoreboard which reassures that I suck at this game." Pure gold, sir.

  • he should record himself playing free roam!

  • "Holy sweet shit of the rubix cube" XD

  • keep making videos

  • your are fucking hilarious

  • i like how the sound suddenly increase at at 3:15

  • love this game, haha glad u did a commentary for it!

  • thumbs up if you played red dead revolver

  • Crisis Avoided

     No shit

  • Man i realy wish they make a new red dead.

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  • Holy sweet shit of the rubics cube

  • Then i realised i was no fucking better than the fucking gingerbread man

  • U need to do mafia 2

  • @yamaharider1997 my left nipple wil fall off if he does

  • i miss Altogotamonatroctuous or what ever that cube was named from his newer video :(

  • @tf2fan006 Avagantamos, the eater of nipples?

  • @SuperNinjalo4 yeah he was awesome but now hes gone :(

  • @tf2fan006 how dare you forget my name! I am the great Avagantamos, the eater of nipples!

  • lb swich wepons

  • oh i get it like the kraken from your minecraft video. thats fuckin hilarious. GET BACK HERE DONALD FUCK!

  • What the fuk is happening with those comments of "below me"

  • if the crack from the sky woped my ass lmao!

  • @jeffhardyrocks92 not crack Kraken

  • HOLY SWEET SH*T OF THE RUBIK'S CUBE!

  • HOLY SWEET SH*T OF THE RUBIK'S CUBE!

  • transcribe audio to see another youtube fail

  • When I saw this I was like What in the name of "Colonel Sanders"

  • When I saw this I was like What in the name of "Colonel Sanders"

  • So, basically, when I heard the kraken thing I was so happy I stuffed my cat in the blender. Best investment of my life.

  • "he looks like the human version of e.t" made me laugh so hard XD

  • Holy sweet shit of the rubix cube

  • It's a good thing the max amount of 500 characters in comments, or else people would quote the entire video.

  • @P0metheus very original!

  • wow sick I was in thiis gameplay =D=D=D that's me studmuffinLOL I was really lucky in that gameplay I ususally don't kill anyone in standoffs

  • So are you wearing nothing or double the amount of clothes normal(boring) people wear?

  • is this on comp?

    

  • @eminemer234 nope

  • His voice magically got louder at 3:14 o_o

  • HOLY SWEET SHIT OF THE RUBIXCUBE! lol xD

  • holy sweet shit of the rubix cubE lmao rofl

  • ROFL "shit the first layer, slide it off. Got a clean pair" He would still be wearing the Shitted pants

  • @MrKushez He's so fucking awesome that he can slide off the inner layer without even touching the outer layer. He's like chuck fucking norris.

  • @MrKushez he slid off the inside pair lol.

  • holy sweet shit of the rubix cube xD

  • 8:20 the otherr guy just becomes rocky and beats the crap out of penguinz till he dies lmao

  • Hold RB to switch weapons

  • The wrath of Usedmatress

  • Woah the dislike is soooooo funny .. btw nice vid.

  • i cry when i watch his videos

  • 8:40 you had a kill

  • more deadly than the average foosball table rofl

  • Holy sweet shit of the rubik's cube is my new catch phrase.

  • HOLY SWEET SHIT OF THE RUBIK'S CUBE!!!

  • The 12 people under me are titanium nipples covered in shit and I'm slapping all them and all at the same time they milk out piss

  • The 11 comments under me are just SHITTY

  • The 9 comments below me.... Need some weed.

  • @XDMWeaponCollector No, I think they need some Heroin to make them unable to use their keyboard ;)

  • @XDMWeaponCollector say NO to drugs -_-

  • @Terrorstanius Implying weed is a drug.

  • 17 dislikes and 222 k views......fucking unbelieveable!

  • 10 people need to rethink their lives

  • The 10 people under me have had group sex with each other

  • The 9 people under me are my whores

  • these 8 comments under me fucking confuse me

  • The 7 comments below me need Jesus.

  • All five come comments below me are stupid and inane.

  • The 4 comments below me confuses me

  • the three comments below me are making a faggot sandwitch

  • I'm a faggot

  • the guy above my is a faggot.

  • it call a  the booby gun

  • sweet shit of the rubix cube,lol xcellent as usual...

  • @epicty11 shut the fuc* up

  • @superaus19 Stop censoring your comments. It's not against the rules to swear, and when it is, changing a single letter to a symbol is just a way of getting away with putting a 'bad' word in someone's mind without getting banned on a shitty child friendly forum.

  • at 8:41 right when he spawn there was a person right behind him lol

  • at 8:44 he spawns near a guy right behind him o.O

  • Get well soon cr1tikal :(

  • YES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO PLAY RDR LOL

  • "So i was tryin'a hit the dpad and instead i bring up the scoreboard which reassures me i suck at this game."

  • CR1TIKAL FIRST WORDS WAS OMFG I SHITTED MI SELF

    HE REMIND ME OF A MORE DEADY STEWIE

  • fucking crouching tiger hidden dragon

    hahhaha

  • HOLY SWEET SHIT OF A RUBIX CUBE

  • @27Kaula7781 you copy of xbox.... WTF DOES THAT MEAN???

  • 8:16 LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

  • I wish I was more deadly than a foosball table...

  • for one easy payment of: your soul Cr1tikal will care enough to say your name LMAO

  • HOLY SWEET SHIT OF A RUBIX CUBE!!!!!! hahahaha XD

  • " That means Im more deadly than the average foose-ball table " LMFAOO

  • @tacobeansrule no, more terribler

  • "Escape the wrath of 'usedmatress' and 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon'.." LULZ

  • if u watch this video 6 times you have watched it for an hour :D

  • @1pallapalla actually you watched it 6 times you would have watched it for 57.42 minutes exactly and you would still need another 2.58 min to watch it for an hour. (if you wanted to get technical about it) it seems you just rounded it by the greatest place. (imma nerd)

  • @EpicTy11 If 'yurra' nerd, then why wouldn't you have capitalized the "i" that you used to signify the speaker? Or the letter at the beginning of your first sentence? Or again, in your second and third? In case you didn't see what I did there, the "yurra" was pointing out your use of the slang word "I'ma" as 'I am a' rather than the usual and, in speech; correct use as "I'm going to'".

    You are not a nerd, but a guy with a calculator application on his computer.

  • @1pallapalla actually 57 minutes and 42 seconds.,do your damn math

  • @dcupples64083 Actually who gives a fuck. Dont be a damn loser. Just enjoy cr1t's amazing commentary

  • @1pallapalla actually 57 minutes 42 seconds not a complerte hour

  • @1pallapalla Brilliant fucking observation.

  • @1pallapalla *59min 42sec...o_o

  • @1pallapalla Actually you would have watched it for 57 minutes. Fuck you.

  • @Rapta6 No, 59min and 42 sec.

  • @7:00 lolwut

  • Anyone got a microscope so i can see the dislike bar?

  • @tkc9892712 I know one thing, it's 900000000000000x bigger than JB'S penis

  • @tkc9892712 Ask your GF she usually keeps one handy so she can see your cock bro

  • @Rapta6 the fuck is your problem

  • @drakeTM1 Wasn't talking to you. Fuck off douche.

  • @Rapta6 that was the worse joke ever

  • @SuperKillerchris So is your life.

  • @Rapta6 haters gonna hate :D

  • @SuperKillerchris Gayers gonna gay.

  • @Rapta6 nice text stealing it's your problem the first thing you can come up with is gays mr.handy cock xD

  • @SuperKillerchris You are right man.

  • 15 ppl were kill by Cr1TiKal

  • u say randomn, cool things :D

  • 36 you killed a rockstar or you killed someone who has killed a rockstar kudos to luck

  • Dude your freakin' hilarious

  • I want this game so bad!!! damn i'm jealous (: 

  • i love yu so much i watch all of ur videos im a bg fan and i have a pic of u that i sleep with at night

  • Holy Sweet shit of the Rubix Cube?!?!?! Funniest Line Ever!

  • Holyshit fare2

  • "Holy sweet shit of the rubixcube"

    I fucking love you.

  • "holy sweet shit of the rubiks cube"

    HAHAHAH

  • Wow. He did better than most games he plays

  • 14 people tried to fart and shit there pants..

  • Usedmatress is A name only badasses may use XD But Cr1TiKaL is a more badasserer name. Terrible grammar, I know XD

  • should i get this if im a cod/GTA/tf2 guy?

  • @stanleythedoggy yes, but you might get bored after doing the main story and a few hrs of online, well worth a purchase though.

  • i just beat this game 5 days ago best game ive ever played

  • this game has better multilayer than any kind of call of duty

  • @SuperFablefreak you serious i watch my friend play it and it looks boring as fuck lol

  • @slamminggutturals maybe i get a better feeling for it because i have cr1tikal talkin in the background lol and i hate call of duty

  • @SuperFablefreak cr1tikal makes any game sound good so i could see why you got mislead hahaha

  • Thats me USEDMATRESS fuck yeah

  • He has that kind of voice that you dont expect what his face will be

  • if i would ever get in a lobby with cr1tikal, i would shit my penis

  • @Steelers52598 I did the same when I ran into him in Dead Space 2.

  • Okay, I'm sorry, but I've got to know, how old are you and do you live alone? I have assumptions, but I want the real answer.

  • you should play GTA IV

  • Cr1tiKal: more deadly than the average foosball table

  • 14 people were killed by a fooseball table

  • @cheatmaster123123 yeah but i dont have live lol

  • omfg red dead rockstar is one of the hardest acheivments to get and he got it within his first kill -.-

  • @tjthunder1 o.o i got it the first 20 mins i got the game , not to hard lol

  • @tjthunder1 Got It Right Away

  • Meleed him about the 17.000 time and I finally got him :D:DD

  • @hpppfan meg from family guy dip shit "shut  up meg" they all say it to her

  • lol 9:49 transcribe audio

  • who the fuck is jo

  • Without nipples this video feels incomplete.

  • This comment will randomly generate nipples

  • ummmm instructions manuals are here for a reason =D ther u can find how 2 swich weapons

  • @hpppfan Shutup Meg.

    

  • @Bloocarrot what da fk is a meg??? ==''

  • "That means Im more deadly then a Foosball table." XD

  • My 9 year old cousin plays this game... O_o

  • so does he do any in real time? I think he does some, or at least it sounds like it.

  • for gingers (like me) it's read head redemption xD

  • Do you have any more RDR shootout gameplays? There funny.

  • You didn't say nipples the entire video.

  • @Uberrrrrrr WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

  • @Uberrrrrrr he should've said nipples

  • @Uberrrrrrr AW FUCK DONT TYPE THAT! Shit now i have to leave :C