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  • 0:49 hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!­!!!1

  • fuck obama trump is a boss

  • @SwampySniper you are a moron

  • LMFAO!!! now I'm not all about obama and how he runs this country but he is freaking hilarious!!! He just owned donaled trump, michele bachman, and Romney! He should be a comedian!!! He'd be a better comedian than a president..

  • @Apollyon2119 to me, it's funny because he's president

  • When in doubt listen no longer to the speaker, the truth is always found in actions. Restore our Constitution.

  • Always cool and calm,dignified, courteous, never sinking to that level then at the right moment with a few choice dignified words... Dumps and body slams the shit out them bastards!!! That is straight Aikido/ ninjutsu style banging' !!! Excellent.

  • Obama needs to stop running our country and become a comedian.

  • omg i thought tumblr made this up!

  • These are all mute points as Barry is just a front man pushing the agenda of the bankers so really if you support or hate someone because of the color of their skin then what real grasp do you have of the actual person or politics?

  • The long form was proven a multi layered forgery, Barry comes from a cia background and was born in Kenya (so really you do have a genuine African president) also the records of his birth cirtificate were removed stolen and or destroyed?(admitetted by Kenyan authorities). If he didnt have a birth cirtificate in Kenya why admit that its not there anymore.

  • @michelleandots - you are one sad little deviant motherfucker. Shut the fuck up arsehole, you got no humour? Or are you paid by the odious Trump?

  • @rodge2001..your the reason he got elected in the first place. Cock blocking every chance you get on things that have nothing to do with anything? If what you say is true , How flawed is our system to have a president that wasn't a citizen? Shouldn't that be your argument? Sarah plain was your attempt at a pretty face for votes..lmao!!! Stop it..lol..Pleeeeeeeease don't vote. Single handed your a disgrace to America. SMH

  • The first politician who I actually wanna hang out with! I think it's time for other democratic countries to get rid of their douchebag cold hearted leaders and get a leader like Obama.

  • @sinasaravi Here we go, more liberal fantasies of playing in the flowers with Obama. Get real dude, the counties with "cold hearted leaders" simply laugh at Obama and consider him a bitch.

  • @MrBrational - shut up bitch

  • @amylnitrateify why would I expect any other response from an Obamabot?

  • RON PAUL = PREZIDENT 2012

  • I don't respect a president who is muslim just like the terrorist who have destroyed are country at times,and if you're for Obama you are a Nigger loving liberal piece of shit,and you need to be exterminate just like all the foreign scum that have invaded

    Our country

  • @jwub91781 you sound like a dalek

  • @jwub91781 wasn't it the European whites who invaded america which was land of brown natives

  • Do you really believe that Obama was in fact born in the United States? Or do you just not care if the U.S. president is not a U.S. citizen?? Beacuse there's a huge difference. And I'll bet that you just don't care. And if that's the case, then you should move to another country instead of ignoring the U.S. constitution. But if you simply believe Obama is a U.S. citizen on faith, even when the evidence contradicts that notion, I would say you're too stupid to vote.

  • All you ignorant racists prove why they need a black guy in the whitehouse. To try and stem the most racist country in the world. I'm so glad i am not an american

  • @Daylatedollashort...and then another idiot like yourself will yell the same thing believing "their candidate" is not going to lie and will do EVERY thing they promised while campaigning. Name a former president or better yet a politician period that did EVERYTHING he promised????.....dont worry we'll wait......your living in fantasy land so for god sakes please don't vote, your a detriment to your community..utterly disgusting.

  • he still suckzz wallstreet cock..so whos the ass??

  • cool thing about this clip during this time he had just authorized the SeAL's to go get Osama and none of these people knew

  • Ownbama!

  • Fox is great!! They actually give you the real news,and I'f your defending this monkey,then you must be one of his ape

    Followers,in that case tune in to the animal planet to catch the next Obama family primate comedy session,I'm sure all of you monkey lovers would love to watch the monkeys crawl all over the white house and eat bananas as they ew ,ew, ahh,ahh,all over are economy and national security policy's...vote for the monkey in 2012 and you will be supporting terrorism!!!!!

  • @jwub91781 You sir, are an idiot.

  • @jwub91781 funny u feel that way when fox is owned by known terrorist supporters

  • @jwub91781 vote for Obama in 2012 and you will have voted for Obama in 2012

  • @jwub91781 hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrr

  • one does not simply call the lion king a child's cartoon

  • He needs to become a comedian when his term ends

  • It's that delivery. Great delivery.

  • Fox are such idiots

  • @jwub91781 hahahahahaha "renig".

  • @jwub91781 NO. FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUU!

  • Im amazed that a man who can lie about majority of the major things that got him elected as president can crack a couple wise jokes and instantaneously win over masses. Running for office - "I promise to get all of our troops home ASAP!!!" present time - "we should invade Israel". For fucks sake wake up. Only ONE candidate is actually fighting for YOURE fucking FREEDOM. Who has not nor ever will sell out to corporations. Do a little non media research and see what you find. Ron Paul 2012.

  • @daylatedollashort SO BRAVE

  • @daylatedollashort "Invade Israel"...When did he say that?

  • @GmmRpm1 you don't pay attention to the new very much do you?

  • @daylatedollashort all good presidents die maybe you should tell your so called "good people" to stop assassinating them lol and btw ron paul will most likely do the same as everyone else seeing as how every president but obama seems like a stuck up lier

  • I love Obama. He's the only president who's had an ounce of character.

  • trolling level president

    

  • @spaceylacey83 Can you give me an example of this? I don't like Fox. Most of their "news" is opinion. I end up getting my news from the BBC. But i haven't seen outright lying, only unbacked up claims that they do.

  • Obama roasts himself at the white house all the time.

  • PROOF HE WAS BORN IN AFRICA!!!

  • @ScarletRosePetal

    The correspondents dinner is supposed to be lighthearted and funny, so yes, it is appropriate.

  • @ScarletRosePetal This was the Correspondents Dinner, everybody who makes a speech basically tells jokes.

  • Finally a President that can be actually funny without people having to fake laugh because he's the President.

  • The best thing about this: for MONTHS leading up to this, Trump and the Right were railing Obama about everything and just being general dicks. Obama didn't say a word the entire time, but I think the Correspondents' Dinner served everyone their just desserts.

  • I LOVE YOU D:

  • fucking roasted

  • @somnus71 Could you link that or something? I've never heard of that, and without a proper citation I don't think I could believe it. Theyre not *that* bad, I don't think.

  • @RobTheBuilderMA I don't know what somnus71 is talking about but, Rob, they really *are* that bad. Really. They willingly lie to and incite anger among the Republican crowd. I've only realized this since dropping the party myself and learning how many of the things I believed were outright false.

  • That was G

  • Obama just got my vote btw.

  • ive never liked the president more than this LMAO

  • PRESIDENTIAL BURN

  • DAMN HE COOKED THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.

  • Not bad.jpg

  • Holy shit Obama, Very nice troll.

  • Well played. Go, Obama!

  • Please become PM of the UK.

  • And the same week he owned Trump and the birthers, Obama was overseeing a covert operation to kill Osama bin Laden. I'd vote for him to do a third term.

  • Which comedian on stage? Mr,Reagan was real actor. G H Bush is a Infant pedophile. Bill Clinton is a porn actor. G W Bush is an alcoholic. Barry Soetoro is a good Presenter.

    Who's next...? Hysteria Dyke Clinton ?

  • TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THANK YOU BASED GOD

  • We need a Prime Minister like Obama (in England), although without Obama in The US the republicans would roam free, And that just dangerous...

  • @adventpc3 you bleeding idiot. England HAD a prime minister like Obama.Actually two of them. Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, and the LIBERAL policies turned the country upside down with massive amounts of reckless spending and debt. Now, because of those reckless liberal policies, England had to go and elect a more CONSERVATIVE prime minister to FIX the mess that the LIBERALS made.

  • @Mark01gt Who failed pretty fucking hard if we're honest.

  • @Mark01gt In this instance, i was merely talking about Obama's charisma and sense of humour. Conservative's are simply awful. The moral aspects of family values are racist and appalling, society needs to progress... And liberals are the way forward. Brown was an awful PM, not just a liberal, Blair was also awful, but for different reasons. Do you not remember Thatcher? Awful conservative PM who ruined the economy partly by reducing the worth of the pound 3 times in the same day.

  • @Mark01gt Hahahah we didn't elect a conservative prime minister. The tories only got 36% of the vote. We have a coalition government. The liberal democrats are in power, a liberal party..... Not really surprised you dont know this considering you're a retard. Also England didn't vote him in, he's the British prime minister, not the English prime minister..

  • Whenever someone doesn't know the definition of swagger, I send them this video.

  • hahahahahaha kenya

  • That was good.

  • "Where are biggie and tupac!"

  • Oh my god. Do you people really think anyone, anyone in this world, actually cares about what internet site you saw this from? Really? Step down from your big horses, this isn't Facebook. You don't need to tell us all about stuff we don't care about.

  • I hope he got permission, otherwise disney will sue his ass for copyright infringement

  • @5spdRacer1 hes the fucking president of the united states. he can do whatever the fuck he wants, how long have you been alive that you don't understand this already?

  • FUCK YOU THAT IS NO CHILD'S FILM!

  • Oh, Obama... you're amazing!

  • LOL.

  • I get it. Because he was born in Kenya. Right? Was Lion King supposed to be in Kenya?

  • @ColdSpicyTacos If he was born in Kenya, he wouldn't be allowed to be president of the U.S.A.

  • Fucking. Run. Again.

  • Both Obama and Trump have excellent senses of humor.

  • I'm in love with Obamaaaa <3333

  • not my country, not my president but I love that man, he's awesome :)

  • lol he destroyed everyone he has great writers.

  • FATALITY!

  • 1:35 "protection leader"?

  • I like to think that in another universe he is a famous stand up comedian

  • What a god damn legend.

  • brilliant

  • Hope he don't get sued by MPIAA.

  • Trump: gg wp

  • Damn that composure; the straight face

  • If you watch the Fox News version, they try to make it look like everyone thought the Simba joke was awkward. They actually swapped the real crowd response with a phony delayed laugh track.

    That channel is no better than Pravda. Stop counting on people with an agenda to do all the educating for you. I happen to be sympathetic to a lot of conservative views, especially the free market, but I will never watch Fox News, or TV news in general, they're all pure propaganda.

  • @somnus71 Can you share the link to that version?

  • @Brink258 watch?v=BnyC9WQf-O8&feature=re­lated

  • @somnus71 watch?v=BnyC9WQf-O8&feature=re­lated for the fox version

  • @somnus71 indeed i agree 100%, a lot of channels impose their political agenda on us by falsifying footage or cutting out the most important bit or over dramatizing things. There was a headline during Obama's election process where he fist pumped his wife and fox called it a "terrorist fist jab" Fox is the easiest channel to call out because even in their slogan they lie to us. FAIR AND BALANCED like a fat kid alone on a see-saw

  • @somnus71 link?

  • @00beefmaster00 Reality has a notable liberal bias.

  • Butt devastated

  • By God, Obama, I may just vote for you solely because of this.

  • @TripleRainbowify Don't be by god a retard.What if every president would start doing shit like this?

  • @Nethertar Least it shows that he has intelligence and a sense of humor which makes him less of a political machine than presidents like bush.

  • @Boop0550 I suppose you are right :)

  • trollbama

  • @sTeevYx1 Wtf happened to the term troll?

  • hollywood president

  • Proud to have this man as my President. Obama '12!

  • Donald Trump is one step away from murdering Obama with his wig

  • What a bad ass president.

  • man Donald Trump is such an ass sitting there all seriously and stoically

  • fuck he's cool

  • omg tupac is in the crowd 3:58

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  • He should have a late-night comedy programme.

  • unfortunately this completely unpolitical related sense of humor and the thought of Obama being "a cool dude" will be enough for people to vote for him...again. 

  • @daylatedollashort I'd rather have Obama than an ultra-religious homophobic bigot.

  • Obama has class seriously :D

  • This man is incredible, do the world a favour and keep him in charge, America!

  • @mrsunscarred Because he can tell jokes, you can he is good for making policy? Seinfeld could've said the same jokes. That wouldn't make him a good president. At least Seinfeld wouldn't sign the NDAA.

  • you go with your bad self, Obama! hilarious...let them all have it!

  • i seen 2 pac at 3:59

  • @6587az wat

  • give us back our flickin Aushwitz Barrack. what the heck are you flickin trying to tell us, polish people, that you won't give it back, cause we're guilty of this massacre ?? kinda joke. So listen, we do not want your Barack, even if "he's got both", cause OBAMA means in polish "he's got both". so we don't wan't your Barack, we already has got our TUSK, which "has got both" balls, but his politic seems to say something else. he looks like he will have no balls at all. so give fuckin barrack back

  • @hillman1996killa...so if we have a fake president, what else has been doctored up to lie to the public?..think it started with Obama?:)...idiot

  • BURN!!!!!

  • where are Biggie and 2pac!

  • Hahahaha you can't hate him, but he's a sucky president...

  • @stonee206 Not really, if Obama tried to pass a bill to distribute a cure for all diseases, the Republican dominated Congress would still block it. Don't blame Obama, blame the rivalry in politics that blinds them to whether the bill being passed is actually good...

  • obamas birth certificate was a fake, it was done with some fake photoshop.

  • Roast potatoes

  • Oh man I ain't never seen somebody gettin' BURNED that hard ! This is amazing ahaha

  • So he finally admits it right out loud and nobody cares. You can totally tell it is him a as a baby. Look at the ears.

  • I can tell from seeing this video that Donald Trump is a very serious man who does not laugh much and I can tell from what I see that he looks to be pissed at the President. Still a funny and good video. Especially the end where he puts the picture of how the white house would look if Trump took over. All in all I liked it.

  • @puertoricanboy2008 Trump is serious about himself. That's it. Over and out. A total jerk.

  • @gretakraten Agreed. I completely agree with you here :)

  • That's when the Donald threw in the towel to end the run for president.

  • Obama, when you're done being president, do a stand up tour. I'll buy a ticket.

  • @bip01 this was a great speech.

  • @bip01 he has the best people writing these jokes for him. As if he actually came up with those himself... no way.

  • Big man is a boss! Lol! Mr. Obama, you are officially cool.

  • Cool President!

  • lmao trumps a cunt and got owned.

  • Wow Trump got served

  • Tumblr brought me here.

  • so much win

  • Yes, 9gag brought me here, so sue me. XD

  • @182hurley Shut the fuck up.

  • @CrestalMyth awwww u mad bro? Te puedes ir pal mismisimo carajo ^^

  • @182hurley

    CHOO CHOO, THE CANCER TRAIN HAS ARRIVED

  • @MegaGoodGayPorn yeah XD at least i found out about it regardless if it was through the cancer that is 9gag. This was priceless to miss! That took me then to watch Jon Stewart's and Stephen Colbert's response. I think I was asleep for half of 2011 O___O

  • Tumblr............ 

  • funny thing is he did come from Kenya

    

  • 1:35 protection leader

  • I'm not a fan of Obama as a president, but he gets MAJOR style points for this.

  • Thanks good guy greg!

  • outstanding US president and bloke ... you guys are lucky you got him