BioShock Splicer Dialogue - Toasty

[JaguarPawww]

Walking about playing this game, and hearing the random quotes from these guys is the funniest thing

[Fadedinink]

*splicer*

[Fadedinink]

My favourite splice

[kmoodyblues]

He's a creep, but I feel bad for him, too, especially since he may have been a father at one time.

[kikioliliana12332145]

Who else wants him to pop out of the corner of the screen and go "TOASTY!" haha how ironic would that be XD (hopefully you all know where i got toasty from :))

[MaxzpyroP]

2:33 haha "fart"

[baron8107]

Looks like he had a visit to Steinman.

[heyitsmija]

I love how he says "I wish I was on fire" when he's frozen.

[aabbklll101]

toasty is my idol seeings 99% relationships in the words dont work out caz people lie &/or cheat

[FallenMobian]

@aabbklll101 or if you talk about Siren Alley in Bioshock 2.......shot in the balls with a spear gun c:

[aabbklll101]

@FallenMobian yes acting as a cock blocker

[roberaith]

Is that Matthew Lillard?

[PowerArmouredSoldier]

1:04 lol

[misstrouble371]

i feel sorry for all the splicers beacause there all crazyed after the fall of rapture all they wanted was to have a good life. :(

[KingRidley]

Everything after 2:55 gets seriously uncomfortable to listen to.

[SuperJennify]

the lies... *inhales* the money.. *inhales* the lies... *inhales* the money...

[aabbklll101]

ill show her wat happens to them stuck up types

[stillkillingpeople]

haha very nice all those dialogues of the splicers

[alianblacksmith]

i feel bad for him...

[sahd0w]

@alianblacksmith I feel bad for all of them :/ That's what's so special about this game. The characters are so deep.

[alianblacksmith]

@sahd0w it is my favorite game EVER! Better than cod, right?

[00movieman00]

@sahd0w yea, even the character than are just regular bad guys, pretty impressive story telling in my opinion.

[WatchFunnehVidao]

Theres a kid at my school that looks just like Toasty, and he likes me. But he freaks me out, I don't want to break his heart, what should I do?

[gruntsquisher]

@WatchFunnehVidao offer him adam

[one5643]

@WatchFunnehVidao Incinerate him.

[halowizard0106able]

@WatchFunnehVidao Explain who he looks likes. This guy.

[MrHolocaustianity]

@WatchFunnehVidao watch moar funneh vids

[spartan0581]

@WatchFunnehVidao

Let him down lightley.

Just tell him that your not the right person for him.

[TheBiomanic]

Soon as I got the invisibility tonic, would spend so much time listening to them speak.

[shadowzach00]

looks like my boss 0.0

[mustange69]

I've played the game about 4 times and I don't recall any of these characters.

[onett128]

@mustange69 I think they are just specific splicer models.

[Rolex13371]

"Come on! You want me to teach you to dance? I'm real good!"

[MarioFlam06]

LOL 2:15 killed me

[Dillestman]

Stop....laughing!...At mee!

[CpsLock3]

*Gives toasty muggy from old world blues.*

[kuutisenkiloahiivaa]

bioshock got the best enemy dialogues it is funny to listen them in the game and when they see you they just start to yell a fuckin lot and attack you :D

[lrc11232]

this guy fucking freaks me out

[zeekyzoid]

damn ._.

[xxxMorganxGinnettxxx]

O.O uhhhh im scared *throws up*

[aabbklll101]

i just want to..i just...i just want to TALK GOD DAMMIT

[XslipknotshadowX]

ROFLMFAO...poor guy

[92ladderley]

"If it's not one fucking thing it's another." I can relate to that. Toasty was always my favorite splicer.

[maggotmartyr]

search on google, 'Henry Ralph Lumley'. This guy looks exactly like a toasty splicer

[lunaticorthelover]

@maggotmartyr Oh wow. He does. D:

[heyitsmija]

@maggotmartyr Toasty's based on him.. But I suppose you knew that.

[UndeadAngel993]

In Siren Alley, I spear-sniped the hooker he was talking to in the Pink Pearl.

I'm such a cockblock <3

[Puglous]

@UndeadAngel993

Ah yes, Siren Alley. Bioshock 2 splicers having sex is probably the most disgusting thing I've ever imagined.

[juliabakery2011]

Once he screamed: ''REPORT ME YOU FUCK!'', right before he hit me ... lol xD

[HereticElitesUnite]

I'd date him, but, mother told me if I ever brought home a splicer, the family would disown me.

Mama just don't allow......

[midnaclaus]

DAMN YOU... WHORE!

[MrEddy1540]

What happened to his face?

[incinerator327]

@MrEddy1540 Spliced.

[FR0STY0115]

I fell kinda bad for all the splicers "except lady smith', butt this guy makes me sad. :(

[blurp16]

1:25 OH MY GAWD ITS FROM "ANYTHING GOES"

sorry but that amused me X)

[DrRumstain]

Looks like me, but more handsome.

[Thelordofall2]

awww... oki, listen, go see dr. steinman, THEN go fix that voice, then, we can hook up ;D

:P

[Ninjedi46]

DON'T RUN!!! WE WERE JUST GETTING STARTED!!! Favorite Quote from Toasty XD

[J05TI]

y is this disliked.. srsly.

[Guitarlegendize]

Poor guy I actually kinda feel bad for him

[Guitarlegendize]

Poor Guy

[Dannodsc63]

At the end part when it was the frosen sounds did eny one els hear him say I wish it was a little hotter.

[Laggalaggadingdong]

Gary Bussi?

[Warhawk0602]

your going to steinman to fix you up? buddy, it looks like you already went.

[MrWafflesthefish]

@Warhawk0602 xD

[SuperGameplaySTUDIOS]

"a trip to fresh hair, then save up to see steinman, and the ladys will be knocking at my door!"

[MattFerroFilms]

Best stand-up-comedy routine I've ever heard!

Atom-junkies tell the best jokes.

[DrMrTheMatadors]

Kinda sad in some parts...

However, he sounds an awful lot like Murderdace in some instances.

[Chachacoconut]

He gets a hug from me :(

[MercenaryRundas]

This guy is fucking hilarious.

Him and the other REALLY douche male splicer

[juliabakery2011]

Funniest Splicer ... much funnier in Bioshock 2, though xD

[CorreaLang]

He's modeled after a veteran in WWI who is part of Project Facade.

[makemyday68]

the guy from the goonies was ugly sure but toasty takes the cake.

[CooldudeStudios]

Oh poor Toasty. Need a hug, man?

[paradigmswifter]

The part which creeps me out the most is when he says, "Don't run! We were just getting started!"

[TEENAGExZ0MBIE]

LMFAO "I got my prophylactics ready"

[SpicerWorld]

I think you're beatiful, Toasty. :(

[gta4freak666]

lol its the first splicer from the game x3

[xZippy38]

REPORT ME YOU FUCK!

[Danox94]

The voice acting is brilliant!

[aabbklll101]

y does my life matter?...it never mattered before...y should it matter now

[aabbklll101]

he reminds me of me...

he doesnt try for a girl he doesnt get a girl

he tries....sumthing always happens

we have no fame,no money,no rep,and at the bottom of the killchain

where the hell is baby jane?

[thebloddyzorrow]

@aabbklll101 lol was that a joke..or a reference to your life? if it is , dont worry about it

[aabbklll101]

@thebloddyzorrow it if a reference to my life...so close alike

[thebloddyzorrow]

@aabbklll101 so your single? :(

[aabbklll101]

@thebloddyzorrow been single for the last 10 or maybe 11 years

[thebloddyzorrow]

@aabbklll101 10 and 11 years..you are what 21 years old ?

[psynaptix]

hey how did you extract this?

[AtomicCrowbar]

I feel like I should hug him now. D:>

[MrHippyman12]

Id like to see this guy in real life, and then hit him with my wrench :3

[xXXXMIKEIKEXXXx]

cool! i didn't know they had this stuff!

[majorasmask421]

I feel like I should give this guy a hug

[viking977]

poor bloke

[SuperKeybladewielder]

thank goodness for these videos because I can never understand what those splicers are saying, ya know?

[AtomicCrowbar]

Awwww he just needs some lovvies.

[pullahoko]

You come on a little too strong, Toasty. Have you considered Internet Dating Services?

[aabbklll101]

@pullahoko he will probly break the comp for when he comes across lag...just hope he is on high speed net

[Resurrectedfantasy]

"That's what the book said: Dress nice, smile and be yourself... And that's what I did."

How could anyone resist?

[aabbklll101]

would u godammit open?

[Tenriyuu86]

Any reason why he's talking about Boy Scouts at 4:34?

[YGY818]

@Tenriyuu86 Maybe he's a gay pedo, or had bad nightmares or experiences as a child o.o.

[w00tage99]

1:19 he has a beautiful singing voice :D

[trooper23345]

lol i killed him when he got a girl

[ChudTheBoat]

I feel you toasty, I feel you.

[cyclos12]

0:54 implied rape?

[BatsInMyBelfryLol]

His cry is so adorable. ;w;

Come here,Toasty,I'll give you some luffs.*cuddle*

[Bioshock2Lycanthropy]

what's with his humming?

[MsRrainey]

Awww, I'll give you company Toasty. *huggles*

[MamaLuigii]

2 people were rejected by Toasty.

[spoonlessjoe98]

if it's not one fuckincshingishheo'urr.

[CarissimiRBeast]

Im being toasty for haloween :D

[longshot9800]

@CarissimiRBeast aww stole my idea dude

[bobslydog]

1:45 he sounds like old martey micfly from back to the furtuer 2

[deadson1983]

Any one know a store or a website i can go to find his vest?

[Killstuffyeah]

Pfft this guy is a damn loner ><

[aabbklll101]

u got to be rich down here to meet a lady,they dont care how nice u r,the money the lies...the money,all i want to do is meet someone but this place is f'ing poisin,things were supposed to work out for me down here,ryan WHERES MY TUN U SON OF A BICH,if its not 1 thing its another

[ichigofieldsforever]

He's my favorite Splicer since he's so innocent minded yet to tortured to tell.....if only he had somebody....

[Resurrectedfantasy]

It's interesting... In the first game he seems to be looking for a gal. In Bioshock 2 he's speaking of his sweet little baby. Wounder what happened in between..

[EbonicFelis]

wow, I've never heard a splicer laugh like that before ^w^;

[Highrule1032]

they think im a freak!

uh you are!

[KaiOfArrows]

He totally doesn't sound and look drunk.

[RupertFilbert]

Awwwww... Poor Kurt. ; n ;

[disturbedadiction]

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[Doomspeed44]

sigh...... poor guy... :(

[halowizard0106able]

he didnt say dont fucking touch me.

[halowizard0106able]

in the game, he looks like a voodoo puppet

[GmansS0N]

wot is this guy off oh ye hees offww1 facial injuries

but wots his name?

[GmansS0N]

that face is 1 of those ww1 facial injuries wit the guys name?

[dancingLikeAMonkey]

He sounds like a Splicer version of a kid who got bullied to no end and then ended up doing a school shooting. "STOP... LAUGHING... AT ME!" "She's so stuck-up, she is. I'll show her what happens to them stuck-up types." "I'm gonna show ya' what it's like to look different!"

I feel bad for him; I really do. =(

[AlwaysXanadu]

poor guy :(

[0Tokyo0Rainy0Dayze0]

Lol, I love that randomly mumbles "Boyscouts" at 4:34

[vergil2600]

@0Tokyo0Rainy0Dayze0 in this dialog the player has frozen our dear Toasy. he's muttering something about rubbing 2 sticks together in boyscouts. to set a fire. that type of thing. :p

[0Tokyo0Rainy0Dayze0]

@vergil2600 Gahahahahaha!

[BioshockForever1981]

He just wants some company!

[unrelased]

looks like a cannibal from Hills have eyes

[ttlp1233]

fuck i killed this guy 10000 times in the game man he sucks shit!!!!!

[BioshockForever1981]

@ttlp1233 Your a fucking moron...

[oliveraldama]

I have the prophylactics ready. Gold!

[IHitPedestrians]

"WHO WAS SHE? YOUR SISTER? YOUR COUSIN? WELL I DONT GIVE A SHIT!"

ROFL

[piemaster3425]

Poor guy.

[dylanmania44]

DAS ME!

[mihaly143]

Hi, my name is Toasty and i'm not above the influence

[imurderragdolls]

relly fuckin ugly

[EXOniHunter]

He seriously need to get laid......

[TheLostplanet979]

i can say toasty is the funniest out of all

[Rotom5000]

"If it's not one fucking thing, it's the other."

For some reason that sounded so hilarious LOL XD

[saftydance2]

He is really desperate to talk...

[FireNerbil]

It's pretty hard not to feel at least a little sorry for this guy.

[JokeriPokeri17]

Poor guy, wanted to have girls by splicing, and that was the faith.

Now he just rapes girls. I really pity him.

[Bioshock2Lycanthropy]

@JokeriPokeri17 i can really imagine that!I could actually hear Baby Jane saying,"Not agaiiinn!!!!

[darrenc886]

so everyone hates andrew ryan

[DaAsianMan666]

The Lies

The Money

The Lies

THE MONEY!!!!!!

[Lexa98ful]

my favourite SPLICER I WISH I PLAY HIM IN BIOSHOCK 3 spider splicer

[D0ughboythegreat]

this guy sounds like he needs a hug... :(

[Skadi482]

@D0ughboythegreat Most of the Splicers need hugs :(

[D0ughboythegreat]

@Skadi482 no doubt :) they need a hug a splicer day:)

[TwojaStaraIFrytki]

omg, now I'll kill them faster, just to prevent listening to it again!

[ButtersMKay1981]

@TwojaStaraIFrytki Dont listen to it if you dont like it fucktard...This shit is great!

[johndf175]

"I'm good looking, can't they see that?"

[ButtersMKay1981]

He just wants some company! Damn stuck up types...!

[xlrwolf10]

i fill sorry for the splicers sometimes when there crying until they attack and i yell "DIE BITCH" then i forget about them:)

[xXMissMarmaladeXx]

My favourite Splicer. :)

[MamaLuigii]

@xXMissMarmaladeXx Heyy, I know you from DA!

[xXMissMarmaladeXx]

@MamaLuigii

Yup! ^^

[DirectorMartinez93]

@MamaLuigii  You guys have DA? Me too! Coconut Cartoons this is my Deviant ID :D

[yankeessuck193]

@MamaLuigii Where did you find all of these awesome splicer dialogues?

[CodeMonkeyMasta]

lol i was in bioshock 2 and i threw a midget turret*outa that tool* and he glitches like crazy,and the turret was on his head lol

[pizzaguyman13]

isnt stienman the crazy mothafucka u kill in the first one?the one that wanted to make everyone beautiful?

[TheMOHfanatic]

so wait..... this is the same guy? Does he automaticly attack you

[xlrwolf10]

yup theres like a hunded of him