Howard Stern - 2007-05-02 - Ed McMahon Audio Book w/ Gilbert

[undisputedgreatest]

Gilbert is fucking nuts. I love that crazy little bastard.

[zebredpooding]

oh god i cant stand gilbert. his laugh is so annoying and his voice is so annoying. SHUT UP! I cant hear anything!

[adnmoh1]

Gza Gza Gabor cunt lips

must have been huge

[dpuknowme]

best moment in the sirius years

[09AMDBS]

Gilbert is the best.

[thebrb30000]

Ed McMahon writes the best books.

[someguy827]

I always suspected that!

[wilcox24]

do you have the clip of the first time the ed mcmahon audio book was played on Stern?

[mhandler2000]

"When Johnny & I started doing the Tonight Show, we did anything we could think of to fill Doc Severinsen's tight little asshole with Johnny's enormous massive man meat."

[tokabowla]

IIIII am de vuuuuuurd nigarrrr!

[tokabowla]

IIIII am de wurd nigarrrr!

[Valkonnen]

why is Robin talking over this gold? She really is an annoying and talentless person.

[Toolmusik]

@Valkonnen She's plenty talented. And The fact that she's just trying to read her news while everyone cracks jokes makes the bit even funnier. She just usually plays straight man to everyone else's antics.

[Huntington1234567]

No joke, I almost just shit myself, this made me laugh so hard.

[breez098]

After spraying my face with cum, Dom Deluise put his hand down Johnny's pants and squirted shit straight down Johnny's mouth.

[song0bird]

Why does robin even try to speak?

[DrPoon]

Gilbert is golden.

[mantisjdg]

4:11 - So damn funny!

[theshizirl]

"That was a tough, tough night."

[thurin68]

I almost piss myself laughing whenever I hear this.

[thurin68]

this is definitely most people's "I laughed until I cried" moment.

[Frequent2001]

well you definatly don't laugh that much listening to the show anymore ..

[manteno]

Funniest 6 minutes I've heard in a longtime!!!

[filminguy01]

i remember hearing this when it aired, i was driving to work and almost crashed because i was laughing so hard.

[Theburn77]

thats a horrible accusation...

[prdfmc]

Gilbert's laugh is legendary.

[BottomlessBen]

gilbert's laugh at 1:36 is great

[mac777daddy]

THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikeqc2002]

That was a tough, tough night.

[TheHolyMackeral]

Gilbert's maniacal laugh cracks me up every time. I can't believe Jerry Lewis shit ice cream on Steve Lawrence.

[mazak6811]

in the shit pipe? lol.

[Tigerlily21]

I love when Gilbert is on. I love hearing him laugh. ha haha.

[urshadows]

Gilbert's laugh is the best!!!

[mac777daddy]

AMEN Brother. Love it

[adnmoh1]

damn lol

[DarthBaneOwns]

Long Live Ed McMahon

[mrmcfeely33]

Zsa Zsa Gabor has mammoth cuntlips. RIP Ed!!!

[Drussdeeznutz]

RIP Ed, your book will live on

[stubby019]

Brilliant. Gilbert should have a weekly segment. When will he be back?!!!

[rustysurfing07]

now that he has a new baby, his appearances have really slowed down. for years he came in and did the news on a monthly basis

[charfman84]

if there was a little boy around he wuld fuck him in the shit pipe

[mac777daddy]

Gilbert laughing is what makes this so funny to me....haha

[Tigerlily21]

me too. God I love his maniacal laugh!

[joustingjay]

"Zsa Zsa Gabor has massive cunt lips"

[mac777daddy]

So who cares. This is funny as hell!!

[mac777daddy]

I do find it funny as hell!

[SporadicMovementz]

you are my anti-matter, Leggyone111.

i'm in tears every time i hear this.

gilbert is dynamite, every appearance.

[therageeffect]

Or maybe he actually does have the intelligence enough to no longer respond to you, as you, are caring enough to constantly reply. Your atrocious structure of making sense is as terrible as you probably fucking a boy in bed.

How does it feel to know that one day when you have a daughter, a man's dick will be in her mouth when she grows up?

You weird creepy pedo freak turd. Hope you get raped by a diseased gorilla.

- Matt

[Leggyone111]

therageeffect

Ah Matt, looks like i hurt another pedo's feelings here. i'm sooo sorry mr. pedo guy. weird creepy pedo turd-lol. well isn't that the pot calling the kettle black so to speak. maybe you and charfman84 below and you can get together :)

[handsomebassman]

Hey Leggy, you are a faggot.

[fredj]

I am SO going to hell for laughing at this.

"That was a tough, tough night"........

[R8erNation636]

Who knew Ed McMahon has led such an interesting life?

[BlooBeluga]

then tried to pee

[R8erNation636]

I love what Ed says here because he sounds so serious about it!

[MacmillanDigital]

Audio books are a great invention

[dnowitzki]

this is different from the clip Ive heard before. Why did they do it again and pretend it was the first time they played it?

[DrRemulack]

They usually recycle phony phone calls, pranks, and bits every 3 months or so. ALso, they have replayed bits for Pacific Time listeners.

[junkiedeaddog]

gilbert should play the joker in a batman cartoon

[vampirehunterme]

he was mr.myxzlk or however u spell that on superman cartoon

[Dibrini]

Well, he did write a "Superboy" story for DC Comics, and played "Nick-Nack" in the Superboy TV show.

[Watts1776]

at 2:03 is the best.lol!

[dchasse12]

They should do more with Ed McMahon on there. The very thought of him saying any of these things is epic win.

[89horizon]

Oh I'm ROFL so bad!!

[mac777daddy]

Gilberts laugh is one of a kind and I laugh everytime I hear it...haha

[asopdkn]

One night, outta nowhere, a sweet innocent choir boy gagged on my elderly nuts,and then yellow discharge erupted from my miniscule penis. That's an even bigger ROFLMFAO

[MCStudiosTK]

"Zsa Zsa Gabor has mammoth cunt lips"

ROFLMFAO!!!

[mac777daddy]

AWESOME.  Love Gilbert

[consect]

That was a tough tough night!

[ludehead]

Who knew that Ed & Johnny were so wild?

[asopdkn]

what I wanna know is was George Burns' asshole as tight as Doc Severinsen's?

[ludehead]

I'd say probably not.

[assclown2k6]

and then, a yellow discharge erupted from my MINUSCULE PENIS!

[asopdkn]

I always pictured Doc Severinsen as having a tight little asshole.

[wright2k]

Carson was terrific with kids...

[acwaiter]

jewish ppl will do anything for a laugh or for money, its still funny though

[ItalianTony86]

I love Gilbert "Nigger?" LMAO. This also shows how cool Robin is and is'nt uptight about it and is laughing as hard as they are.

"How big of a coffin is that?"

"Kike is alive and well!"

[asopdkn]

Zsa Zsa Gabor has mammoth cunt lips.... That alone made the entire bit worth it! lmao

[kennyschmitt]

This segment is amazing.

[krsfromprp]

Gilbert is the shit, especially with Artie encouraging him.

[caucazoidandroid]

When Gilbert goes too far, it's when he truely shines.

[saruman84]

I remembered Howard being so annoyed with Artie and Gilbert that day.

[doublebubble888]

i just pissed my pants this so funny.

[jayrod36]

that was a tough tough night! h ah ah ha.. sal and richard rock

[dchasse12]

I wonder what program Richard uses to do these? I need a hobby!

[Megalomastodon]

all you need is a basic audio editing program or even a video editing program will do...its actually really easy to cut up audio clips

[RawbThatPunk]

also, u gotta listen alot to find the perfect words.

[pspguy28]

The Zsa Zsa Gabor comment was the funniest

[Dibrini]

Probably because it's true.

[lazarus0202]

@pspguy28

Absolutely. The intonation of each word fit perfectly.

[stradag21]

Some of the funniest shit I've ever heard! Howard truly is the king of radio and the king of media!

[dnowitzki]

Jewbert Jewfried is one annoying jewbastard..but I love him

[enigma414]

i would love to see a picture of his kid. i bet it's one ugly sucker

[mindstormsabrewin]

Gilbert's laugh is the most insane thing in the world. He should have played the Joker. His Joker would be the most disturbing thing in film. Whoever edits these audio books is a twisted genius. Gilbert's my favorite little creep in the world.

[tedtheshed]

that would be really good actually.

[5190]

MAN!,MEAT.

[Headz402]

That was a tough, tough night.

[wright2k]

I remember one evening when Susan Anton played ping pong with her enormous tits while

George Gobel beat his meat in the green room watching Farrah Fawcett sniff coke off Charlene Tilton's luscious round ass. That was a tough, tough night.

[JackCoxx]

What did he give Doc Severinson? Seriously I don't know if I heard it right did he say Poof or poop. Why is that funny?

[Megalomastodon]

hahaha he said spoof aka sperm

[JackCoxx]

LMAO.

[enriquem2872]

doc severinson licked my nuts

[Varren93]

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[gizmo21370]

fuck it in the shitpie! lol

[JackCoxx]

Shit pipe

[imdanzee]

Sooo funny.

[JackCoxx]

Little boys what? Poof?

[Fuso1002]

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[DonkeyFist]

Gilbert's laugh it music to our ears. Dracula Gotfried FOREVER!!1

[assclown2k6]

the way he says "Dom Deluise" cracks me up every time

[waingrove]

HAHAHAHAHA..Oh man...who in there right mind would put out an audio book with these guys out there!

[KindaGrate]

i cant stop laughing...classic!

[GaGaGaGaGa27]

Who told you that? Officer Joe Bolton?

I think I'm the only person under 50 that got that. Howard's the best.

[cardamone1212]

i got it howard said he hosted movies on saturday mourning

[FALC0NSS0AR]

To Me Howard Stern Is The Man.

[MGoins013]

richard christy is a genius

[MasterTubeTheatre]

I second that. A great man.

[PaulyGumballs]

It's just pure genius. So funny.

[greenlantern028]

stern is the best!! nobody is safe...i love my sirius...!! get over yourselves and laugh it all off...humor is a coping mechanism.

[ludehead]

You know that Ed must have partied with Dolly Parton!

[archimmes]

And then what, you fuckin douche? You'd let him fuck you?

[cardamone1212]

fag