hmm... well i remember when i was in russia, my biological dad told my mom to go make money by fucking guys, while she was pregnant. and i remember how my bio. dad told my mom that i wasn't his and called her a whore. annnddd i remember that on those rare occasions when my bio. dad visited from "work" i was crying and begging him not to go, he replied that he had a "computer" waiting for him- which later found out to be fucking prostitutes and watching porn. the last memory that i have of him i
Once when I had the flu I went to snuggle with my mom in her bed. Little did I know that I had made her sick and she was irritated and pissed so she started yelling at me and threw one of those tiny crockpots that hold potpourri and melted candles at me, barely missed my head but did leave a nice dent in the wall. Sometimes bad memories just stay in your head, I have no way to justify what she did though, I was only 9.
I was the shortest one in my class until middle school... then I was one of the tallest, had an afro and really bad acne. Nobody recognized me at first... those bitches.
Two stories: One, when I was 5 and just started school, my mother would hide in the closet and when my brother and I got home and couldn't find her we'd freak out. She'd jump out of the closet and pretend to be an alien... Until one of us would cry... Then she'd laugh. Two, my little sister used to chase me around with a butcher knife when she was 6 and I was 12. Our parents never believed me until they found a giant gash in my bedroom door after I locked myself in and lil sis stabbed the door.
i think i was 7 when this happened but me, my sis, and my mom were going to a resturant. we have a gate that could really swing once opened so my mom was careless enough to assume i wasnt behind her when she swung the gate back. it smacked the living shit outta me and i had to go to the hospital to get 5 stiches.
I remember my big brother was a rly good shot w/ an airsoft gun and wanted a moving target, so he dressed me in an assortment of gear and made me run around so he could shoot me. Good times.
well my funny memory was when i thought we had stair case railings and i always forgot then i like "Pretended" idk but id fall of the top stairs to the bottom stairs
when i was little my my mom and my dad were hiking sorta by a cliff with a fence i think but anyway my mom got stuck in the mud so my dad was going to get her and tied me to a tree and i said while tied to tree: "don't worry mom help is on the way!" and i couldn't move.
QOTD: When I was like 5, I was pretending to make soup in a crock pot thing. I don't really know why, but the 'soup' wasn't food, but my brothers pokemon cards, action figures, and hot wheels cars. Apparently the pot was on high and it sat there for 3 days before someone noticed and left a giant burn mark in the kitchen floor. But hey, I manage to make the soup, even if it was melted plastic.
when i was little i got hit by a car. This car was attempting to make a 3 point turn and they backed up too far. By too far i mean into my yard and hit me.
when i was 3 or 4 i set my couch on fire cause i found a box of matches!
stupid arse i was, i hid behind the couch that was on fire and my mum had to pull me out! i never had any burns or anything .. all my mum said was i was a bad girl HAHA!
QOTD: my friend stole my bike and i went to his house to get it and his mom answered the door i asked for my bike she threw it at me then my friend comes out 10min later and helps me up then throws a pen at me... wait does childhood include yesterday?
Every day I was asked how was pre school? And I would say that it was the worstest day ever and my parents would ask why and one day I said it was because my little sister peed on my foot
okay i just have to say, i love phil. he makes me laugh and i ALWAYSSS feel better after i watch his videos=]]
I LOVE YOU PHILL!!!
okay and sidenote, my grandma broke a wooden spoon over my uncles head. we all think that's why he's crazy=]] she's done lots of other crazy shit but it's like child abuse so ima stop=]]
Once, when I was like six, I a bunch of hair off of my head, and taped it to the wall. When my parents/siblings asked me why, I replied with, "Just for emergencies."
When I was little I didnt know the concept of 'stop' so my parents trained me to sit. I remember being like 3 and going through Home Depot with my dad and a couple of his aunts from Spain and I wandered off and dad yelled 'sit' and I sat obediently.
well this one time when i was 11 me n my cousins n some friends broke into an empty villa. it was really cool cuase we had to climb really high fences n this thing where if we fell we would die n we almost got caught by the neighbor... oh n also when we were leaving so we wont get caught we had to climb the gate n i was in a hurry so i fell n sprained my foot n i didnt tell anyone till i couldnt take the pain... which was around 5 minutes.
i climbed up on the roof of my house when i wasnt alowed to. so my brother took the ladder away so i'd have to stay up there untill my parents got home so i'd get into trouble.
well i decided to show him what's what. i jumped off the roof.
and broke my leg....
so my parents still found out but they were more leniet because i was in a cast :P. i know. not very smart:P
my parents verbaly abuse me and put me down in front of everyone. it still happens im 13. they say im worthless becouse i dont do any sports(witch i have been doing a sport for 6 years and its fencing) they say im retarted and a fuck up and they allways yell at me. i think its becouse im not anything like me 2 sucsessful older brothers but how can i im only in the 8th grade and they are in colledge. but there hate inspired me to creat art in any form and now thats wat im known for is art.......
Nice. When I fenced I used an epee, but I didn't like it anywhere near as much as the saber and saber fencing. I don't fence anymore though, too expensive....
ugh i hate epee its way too heavy on the wrist for no reson but im 13 and im all ready destroying varsity teams and captains by myself not to brag but uhh IM BEAST :D
XD nice, dude. I was OK.... not the best fencer in the world but not the worst either.
Why don't your parents acknowledge fencing as a sport? It takes strength, but grace. Swiftness, but strategy. Unlike most sports, you have to think a lot in fencing.
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well why dont u shut the fuck up i also werk out everyday and i can easily fuck you up the only keeping me from punching you in the face is the fcking internet if got something to say say to my face you punk ass bitch
my early childhood consisted of my parents sho fought relentlessly and both were coke abusing alchoholics..well im 15 so maybe my childhood isnt over yet, but my dad ended up going to prison when i was about 3 and he just got out in january, but when i was 3 i used to sit on my dads lap in his favorite chair and watch michael jackson and the bulls play basketball.good times i suppose
aspired to be something greater and am now working on a newly clothing line cannot say the name as of now because it is not trademarked yet. Any who My dad served 15 years of my life as a kid for them jewelry stores go figure armed robbery and drugs I was flabbergasted(Yes I watched your video on that word).I aspire though to be above that life and racism in this world is pathetic. Hopefully you didn't have anything in your life worse you couldn't remember well thank you for the time good vids.
Sir maybe you should go on Dr.Phil or I'd be happy to prescribe something.
Actually my life is very shitty as a kid I grew up poor going to food pantry's soup kitchens with my mom and carrying home food I had to resort to stealing my mom is mentally insane because her husband used to beat her physically and mentally and my dad seriously robbed 3 jewelry stores and a bank for 26,000 with my half sisters newly boyfriend. Twisted life right? As a kid I grew up around a lot of "Hood rats" and I
my dad used to pop up on me when i was little with a ton of creepy holloween masks when i was 3, especially a mr.met mask, that really creeped me out. im 12 years old and i hyperventalate/pass out/flip out when i'm near a halloween mask. it's a bad phobeia.
First off, it was really cool getting to know you better (I'm watching all of your videos in order so yeah...old video, still good to get to know you).
My parents tell me that when I was about 3 or so I was at a family friend's birthday party. This grown woman had a large pink cake on a table so I grabbed a chair, climbed up and slid my fingers across it. When asked why I did this, I said "I see, I want, I eat".
i remember fall into a big bunch of cactusis, a skate board hiting me in the eye on top of a ramp, then the doctor trying to glue the cut closed, but accedently glued my eye closed, i also remember listing to weezer and j 5 alot while i skatboarded, i have had a good child hood
When I was 8 I got my ankle stuck in a chain link fence with an angry dog at the other end. All the kids I contacted took about an hour or 2 to get some1 to help me out. While I was waiting I had some small talk with the dog about things that taste better then me.
i got a tooth stuck in my ear homaaay and i really puched it in there but i lied to the doctor saying i was watching tv threw it up tilted my head and it landed in. yes, i said that.
My dad thought it would be prudent to dangle me over a cliff in Wisconsin, to help me overcome my fear of heights. I don't have a problem with heights anymore, but I do have a crippling fear of cliffs.
When I was little I remember once falling down the stairs, and I basically rolled down the stairs . . . two painful flights of them. And then I once used my brother's hockey papers to clean up spilt milk and ended up getting put it time out for using the hockey papers . . . my dad is a bad parent.
I would only sleep in the car (weird i know) so my dad spent 4 HOURS trying to get me to sleep one day and then when we got home he DROPPED me. Yeah many have said when i told them "THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH"
if you knew me you would agree.
Another one was when i was 1 i fell down 1 step and broke my ankle and when i was getting the cast off the doctor cut through my skin with that saw thingy
I don't remember this but, apparently when we were two, my twin brother and I were kidnapped for a few hours. They found us with the dude in the mall parking lot. Close one.
So for a while after that we had to wear leashes. I remember how embarrassing that was and I was only two!
I got my neck caught on a barbwire fence when I was five. My dad and uncle took me to the ER to get stitched up, but the nurse accidentally spilled the local anesthesia on the table. Then, "common sense" told them to put the stitches without any ansthesia at all. I got an icecream afterwards, so it was totally worth it.
when i was 1 i was in a baby walker and walked down the stairs and my face landed in cat litter, in that same year my sister locked me in a closet and my parents and other family members had to destroy the door to get in
My dad accidently gave me an entire glass of white wine when i was 1. Thats pretty much it but when my dad was fifteen he got runover by a pickup truck and broke 6 ribs.
Yah I love throwing bikes. Favorit passtime o'mine. but um when I was a small child about yeigh high (2ft 9in) I was playin inbetween the couch and wall only to get my head stuck.
once...when I was three...I got a block stuck on my middle finger. My mom freaked out, and told me to 'elevate' it, so the blood wouldn't make my finger swell more. I wound up flipping the ER off, and the hospital ganitor had to get the damn block off because the doctor couldn't.
and then there was that time i found my mom's pot when I was six, but that's another story.....
Hmmm, this one time when I was 5 I stepped on a bee's nest and was swarmed, I ran to my back to my mother who proceeded to beat the bees of of me with a plastic golf club.
It's like you throw one bike at someone and they automatically accuse you for assault. Pshhh... don't they know I've always wanted to be a firefighter?
i grew up with this totally cool story from when i was a kid, that i fell out of the window and broke my arm when i was 4. truth comes out when i'm 22 years old, that i actually fell off the roof!! it was a huge story my siblings made up to avoid the wrath of my mom!! an 18 year old lie. *smh*
worst childhood memory would be when my parents left me at an eighth grade dance and forgot to pick me up so i had to walk like five miles to get home and when i got home every thing was locked up and they weren't home so i had to wait an hour out in the cold until they came home from their dinner.
and some childhood memories of mine are when u was about 4 my mom smashed my pinkie finger in a car door. she took me to the emergency room and it healed after a while. im gonna have 2 little wrinkles in my skin near my fingernail for the rest of my life.
another is that when i was a few days old, my aunt was changing my diaper and i pissed in her face. LMAO, i was probably pissed and wanted to be left alone after being bothered and carried so much by doctors and family.
when i was a kid my mom hit me in the head with a golf club. 'accidentally'. with the backstroke. i was like 5. i still have the scar on my eyebrow, look's kinda nice.
Last year I was teaching my mom a karate kick and when she was about to do it I ducked. Unfortunatly I got up to fast and got sidekicked right in my left ear. Now My ear still hurts and I lost some of my hearing. My mom said it was an aciident but I don't believe her.
well...... you said that you are a mistake. i have a funny story. i was 13 and knocked a girl up then she got a aportion then when i was 15 knocked her up again eeek ya. another abortion. I also have a scarred memory of walking in on my parents because i thought i heard a lot of screaming (probably moaning). and ya there was some eating out going on........ scarred......
...I fell out of a second story window and chipped my backbone. I also fell off the monkey bars and broke my arm. I went into a 60 mph batting cage and got hit by a ball, thus breaking my thumb. A chair fell on my toe, which made my toenail fall off. I hit my hand on my friends head while tubing and broke it. I got my finger slammed in a locker. My life has been scarred with trips to the doctor.
i'm an accident, you're an accident, mark (who lives in Frankfort, ky) is an accident EVERYONE who has ever lived, and will ever live, was the product of somthing their parents did'nt intend.
About that... My first born was planned, just came about 5yrs early. My second was planned, it only took 2wks to get prego after taking out the contraceptive. So, not everybody born was an accident. PS: Jesus lives!!!
i forget how old i was i was rocking on my rocking horse on thanksgiving and i flipped over and had to get stitches. another on is when i was to small to reach the top of my dresser i would climb up the draws to reach the top and one day it fell on me and my hand was stuck under there and i was screaming for m dad but he was in the garage so i was stuck there for a while... lol i am also born in the bronx and my dad is italian name my name is rizzo so you can basicly tell lol
when i was a wee lass, i tried to sell dead flowers to ppl in front of my gramma's house. my gramma bought some, but they were her dead flowers. i tried to sell lemonade too, the mix was like 80% sugar and 10% water and a lemon. the mailman always bought it, but no one else. I used to ride on the back of my ATV with my brother driving, we once ran over our dog(she's fine) and once i was thrown off into a huge mudpuddle
I don't have any interesting childhood stories, but my earliest memory was eating a cake shaped like a teddy bear that my mom made :)
sarahsoccergirl 4 months ago
hmm... well i remember when i was in russia, my biological dad told my mom to go make money by fucking guys, while she was pregnant. and i remember how my bio. dad told my mom that i wasn't his and called her a whore. annnddd i remember that on those rare occasions when my bio. dad visited from "work" i was crying and begging him not to go, he replied that he had a "computer" waiting for him- which later found out to be fucking prostitutes and watching porn. the last memory that i have of him i
McKaRRaZaY 10 months ago
Once when I had the flu I went to snuggle with my mom in her bed. Little did I know that I had made her sick and she was irritated and pissed so she started yelling at me and threw one of those tiny crockpots that hold potpourri and melted candles at me, barely missed my head but did leave a nice dent in the wall. Sometimes bad memories just stay in your head, I have no way to justify what she did though, I was only 9.
jhamilton1990 1 year ago
QOTD: One day I was helping my dad unload stuff from the car and he starts to sing the "tits and ass" song from A Chorus Line.
cbroxs17 1 year ago
Sorry I meant right hand I can't move my bad :(
danieltheinsane 1 year ago
Well when I was in junior high a kid brought a gun to school and shot me in the shoulder and now I can no longer move my left arm
Ps. I'm typing w/ my left hand
danieltheinsane 1 year ago
I was the shortest one in my class until middle school... then I was one of the tallest, had an afro and really bad acne. Nobody recognized me at first... those bitches.
kasey172 1 year ago
QOTD A TRAMPOLINE FELL ON MY HEAD!!!!!!!!
radiationcat 1 year ago
I remember sneaking out of my bedroom at night and throwing myself down the stairs alot.
...For fun.
Jump, tuck, roll is still engrained in my memory.
xxxfizzybaybiixxx 1 year ago
Ahh, damaging childhood memories. I have completly blocked out my childhood aparently .
Riot0in0the0streets 1 year ago
The only thing i remember is my cousin throwing a rock at me and chipping my tooth. Oh and i was terrified of my fifth grade teacher
oddiemonsta 1 year ago
Two stories: One, when I was 5 and just started school, my mother would hide in the closet and when my brother and I got home and couldn't find her we'd freak out. She'd jump out of the closet and pretend to be an alien... Until one of us would cry... Then she'd laugh. Two, my little sister used to chase me around with a butcher knife when she was 6 and I was 12. Our parents never believed me until they found a giant gash in my bedroom door after I locked myself in and lil sis stabbed the door.
MonroeComplex 1 year ago
funny vid!! :D
NELLY4EVERTAYLORFAN 1 year ago
i think i was 7 when this happened but me, my sis, and my mom were going to a resturant. we have a gate that could really swing once opened so my mom was careless enough to assume i wasnt behind her when she swung the gate back. it smacked the living shit outta me and i had to go to the hospital to get 5 stiches.
thanks mom thanks a bunch =D
ChOcOsTaR27 1 year ago
BATMAN CAKE :D I got one for my 18 years old birthday last march 2nd :D
JohnnyMascouche 1 year ago
I remember my big brother was a rly good shot w/ an airsoft gun and wanted a moving target, so he dressed me in an assortment of gear and made me run around so he could shoot me. Good times.
FraggerRem 1 year ago
when my mum was pregnent with me she was told to have me aborted because i have a cleft lip witch was a little harsh....
virdarkruner 1 year ago
well my funny memory was when i thought we had stair case railings and i always forgot then i like "Pretended" idk but id fall of the top stairs to the bottom stairs
michael52495 1 year ago
when i was little my my mom and my dad were hiking sorta by a cliff with a fence i think but anyway my mom got stuck in the mud so my dad was going to get her and tied me to a tree and i said while tied to tree: "don't worry mom help is on the way!" and i couldn't move.
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Eye2EyeIIIV 2 years ago
i dont have any funny childhood memories because i was abused by my father and lived in a wide awake nightmare for 16 years
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Papawowmac 2 years ago
QOTD: When I was like 5, I was pretending to make soup in a crock pot thing. I don't really know why, but the 'soup' wasn't food, but my brothers pokemon cards, action figures, and hot wheels cars. Apparently the pot was on high and it sat there for 3 days before someone noticed and left a giant burn mark in the kitchen floor. But hey, I manage to make the soup, even if it was melted plastic.
Rawrrrx19 2 years ago 4
when i was little i got hit by a car. This car was attempting to make a 3 point turn and they backed up too far. By too far i mean into my yard and hit me.
redsoxrule33 2 years ago
when i was 3 or 4 i set my couch on fire cause i found a box of matches!
stupid arse i was, i hid behind the couch that was on fire and my mum had to pull me out! i never had any burns or anything .. all my mum said was i was a bad girl HAHA!
xhsx08 2 years ago
QOTD: my friend stole my bike and i went to his house to get it and his mom answered the door i asked for my bike she threw it at me then my friend comes out 10min later and helps me up then throws a pen at me... wait does childhood include yesterday?
minitap2 2 years ago
the doctors thought i was gonna be deaf because i had white streak in my hair. still have it but, i'm not deaf.
BeckyLingoCreations 2 years ago
Every day I was asked how was pre school? And I would say that it was the worstest day ever and my parents would ask why and one day I said it was because my little sister peed on my foot
tinyBrocks 2 years ago
holy crap that bicycle part made me laugh so hard
drewigi 2 years ago
once when i was little my dad was whipping me with a belt, it slid and hit me in the dick.
inamadworld 2 years ago 2
I got ran over on a water slide when I was 10. =D
XxD1EAN0TH3RD4YxX 2 years ago
hehehe *sigh* mistake children they're so cute, even tho u didn't want them
MrChingchongdingdong 2 years ago
mistake?
holy shit... we almost didn't have a Philip DeFranco!
BorniRich 2 years ago
if your a mistake, im fuckin glad
Boodrowski53 2 years ago
Philip DeFranco: Youtube's Favorite Mistake
MyselfTheThird 2 years ago 42
Well put ( ;
BorniRich 2 years ago 3
my father said the same thing to me. witch i found funny
dennshamus 2 years ago
Bicycle throwing isn't that bad. My friend was out late once and his mom chased him into their house with her car.
speedygator 2 years ago
bitches be crazy
cahockey097 2 years ago
okay i just have to say, i love phil. he makes me laugh and i ALWAYSSS feel better after i watch his videos=]]
I LOVE YOU PHILL!!!
okay and sidenote, my grandma broke a wooden spoon over my uncles head. we all think that's why he's crazy=]] she's done lots of other crazy shit but it's like child abuse so ima stop=]]
jackie2x05 2 years ago
oh yeah, and me and my sister were both accidents. isn't that awesome??
jackie2x05 2 years ago
Once, when I was like six, I a bunch of hair off of my head, and taped it to the wall. When my parents/siblings asked me why, I replied with, "Just for emergencies."
HuskyVerbatim 2 years ago
i never knew u was in widescreen now ima go crazy
SouthernCrossCinema 2 years ago
im kinda a mistake i gess. my mum wanted a girl. ah, and then i came along and disappointed her. hehe. gr8 shows, phil
webcreeper2002 2 years ago
we have alot in common....1 reason y is that i was/is a "wanted" mistake....xD
patzalllday 2 years ago
I had a surgery when I was 4 wasn't supposed to be taller than I am now, but now I'm 6 foot 6, FUCK YOU SCIENCE!
ZuuLSpAcEmAn 2 years ago 27
i ate a deoderant stick when i was 5
MatNicproductions12 2 years ago 4
I was an accident too!
Fanpires23 2 years ago
ahahahahahahaha the end of the video
its fcking hillarious
alec4yu 2 years ago
Jesus thats disturbing, my sister was meant to be a midget and when my dad found out he punched the doctor in the face!
WillTheGamer101 2 years ago 2
When I was little I didnt know the concept of 'stop' so my parents trained me to sit. I remember being like 3 and going through Home Depot with my dad and a couple of his aunts from Spain and I wandered off and dad yelled 'sit' and I sat obediently.
sparklypinkbananas 2 years ago 3
hahah i choked on my food! (cuz of the laughter)
well this one time when i was 11 me n my cousins n some friends broke into an empty villa. it was really cool cuase we had to climb really high fences n this thing where if we fell we would die n we almost got caught by the neighbor... oh n also when we were leaving so we wont get caught we had to climb the gate n i was in a hurry so i fell n sprained my foot n i didnt tell anyone till i couldnt take the pain... which was around 5 minutes.
j3tsKi94 2 years ago
My mom would get mad at me and my sister, so she'd chase us up the bunkbed with a wooden spoon, and then decided to throw wooden shoes at us :S
Good times...
MaddieMcCartney1 2 years ago
next time she chases u with a wooden spoon, hold up a tub of ice cream and inform her politely that yes, you would very much like a scoop or two.
tbh, ive had scarier memories, but yea, theyre funny now
webcreeper2002 2 years ago
lol!! phil you are hilariously funny!!!!!.... and bad memories are a bitch!! :D
vidssesw 2 years ago
or you know you could fuck off and die?
ballymenamichael 2 years ago
OMG. Our birthday's are 6 days apart.
DTVSCCchica 2 years ago
OMG
WEIRDALYO 2 years ago
Lawl
DTVSCCchica 2 years ago
i climbed up on the roof of my house when i wasnt alowed to. so my brother took the ladder away so i'd have to stay up there untill my parents got home so i'd get into trouble.
well i decided to show him what's what. i jumped off the roof.
and broke my leg....
so my parents still found out but they were more leniet because i was in a cast :P. i know. not very smart:P
p.s. also born december 1st :P
ashleigh53 2 years ago
nols... you fail at life...
Xardueth 2 years ago
Best of Phily D!
MetalHeadViking 2 years ago
aww
angelanita 2 years ago
fakedude33 is a dumbfuck
dustoff211 2 years ago
Yay! you're a Sagittarius!
lalaSike 2 years ago
You're the same age as my cousin lol
TheDeathlyPie 2 years ago
I am still a child (13) and so far life has been.... normal.
Llawliet246 2 years ago
i lol'd irl
SirTopEmHatOwns 2 years ago
i had a normal childhood. xept when i was 8 we found out i had a brain tumor.bumer.
chonyinked 2 years ago
my parents verbaly abuse me and put me down in front of everyone. it still happens im 13. they say im worthless becouse i dont do any sports(witch i have been doing a sport for 6 years and its fencing) they say im retarted and a fuck up and they allways yell at me. i think its becouse im not anything like me 2 sucsessful older brothers but how can i im only in the 8th grade and they are in colledge. but there hate inspired me to creat art in any form and now thats wat im known for is art.......
thebignols 2 years ago 4
tell them to FUCK OFF
SilentSinX7 2 years ago
Oh God I love fencing. What do you use? Saber? Foil?
Llawliet246 2 years ago
i use saber its the best
thebignols 2 years ago
Nice. When I fenced I used an epee, but I didn't like it anywhere near as much as the saber and saber fencing. I don't fence anymore though, too expensive....
Sad face =(
Llawliet246 2 years ago
ugh i hate epee its way too heavy on the wrist for no reson but im 13 and im all ready destroying varsity teams and captains by myself not to brag but uhh IM BEAST :D
thebignols 2 years ago
XD nice, dude. I was OK.... not the best fencer in the world but not the worst either.
Why don't your parents acknowledge fencing as a sport? It takes strength, but grace. Swiftness, but strategy. Unlike most sports, you have to think a lot in fencing.
Llawliet246 2 years ago
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r u a girl or r u gay no offense if ur a guy
fakedude33 2 years ago
ur an idiot
dustoff211 2 years ago
Man up and do a real sport
richardson7 2 years ago
Or just do what you enjoy. Yeh? Cool.
happydude118118 2 years ago
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well why dont u shut the fuck up i also werk out everyday and i can easily fuck you up the only keeping me from punching you in the face is the fcking internet if got something to say say to my face you punk ass bitch
thebignols 2 years ago
LOL....
no1doesitlikeme 2 years ago
Why is everyone is writing their childhood experiences. Lol
Paola211990 2 years ago
Because Dr. PhillyD told us to.
klladude 2 years ago
because phil told them to
pandagirl515 2 years ago
Because it's the QOTD...........
Llawliet246 2 years ago
my early childhood consisted of my parents sho fought relentlessly and both were coke abusing alchoholics..well im 15 so maybe my childhood isnt over yet, but my dad ended up going to prison when i was about 3 and he just got out in january, but when i was 3 i used to sit on my dads lap in his favorite chair and watch michael jackson and the bulls play basketball.good times i suppose
roguenoobkiller 2 years ago
aspired to be something greater and am now working on a newly clothing line cannot say the name as of now because it is not trademarked yet. Any who My dad served 15 years of my life as a kid for them jewelry stores go figure armed robbery and drugs I was flabbergasted(Yes I watched your video on that word).I aspire though to be above that life and racism in this world is pathetic. Hopefully you didn't have anything in your life worse you couldn't remember well thank you for the time good vids.
jboogie2192 2 years ago
theres so many messed up things out there...i'm glad you are above it
UchihaDualStorm 2 years ago
Sir maybe you should go on Dr.Phil or I'd be happy to prescribe something.
Actually my life is very shitty as a kid I grew up poor going to food pantry's soup kitchens with my mom and carrying home food I had to resort to stealing my mom is mentally insane because her husband used to beat her physically and mentally and my dad seriously robbed 3 jewelry stores and a bank for 26,000 with my half sisters newly boyfriend. Twisted life right? As a kid I grew up around a lot of "Hood rats" and I
jboogie2192 2 years ago
Tortured childhoods can make twisted adults. I know this.
Kousaburo 2 years ago
this was good. you should make more vids about ur life stories or something
MANOFBOBRUISK 2 years ago 3
my dad used to pop up on me when i was little with a ton of creepy holloween masks when i was 3, especially a mr.met mask, that really creeped me out. im 12 years old and i hyperventalate/pass out/flip out when i'm near a halloween mask. it's a bad phobeia.
2Hot4You96 2 years ago 2
WTF?!?! YOU DONT LOOK 35??? WTF?!?!
histupid505 2 years ago
horrible math dude. he is not 35
Born in 85 he would be around 23-24
maxgrubb 2 years ago
hmmm i should try a bike lol
ABGC76 2 years ago
First off, it was really cool getting to know you better (I'm watching all of your videos in order so yeah...old video, still good to get to know you).
My parents tell me that when I was about 3 or so I was at a family friend's birthday party. This grown woman had a large pink cake on a table so I grabbed a chair, climbed up and slid my fingers across it. When asked why I did this, I said "I see, I want, I eat".
Pixiegirl12 2 years ago
i remember fall into a big bunch of cactusis, a skate board hiting me in the eye on top of a ramp, then the doctor trying to glue the cut closed, but accedently glued my eye closed, i also remember listing to weezer and j 5 alot while i skatboarded, i have had a good child hood
opti95 2 years ago
When I was 8 I got my ankle stuck in a chain link fence with an angry dog at the other end. All the kids I contacted took about an hour or 2 to get some1 to help me out. While I was waiting I had some small talk with the dog about things that taste better then me.
Flap93 2 years ago
Why has no1 commented after me?
Flap93 2 years ago
sweet, i'm born on december 2nd!...... lol sry.....i find its a cool coincidence....LOL
samsam481 2 years ago
its not even a coincidence cuz its not the same date smart one
but as for me..........
i'm december 1st biotches!!!!
sparab92 2 years ago
i got a tooth stuck in my ear homaaay and i really puched it in there but i lied to the doctor saying i was watching tv threw it up tilted my head and it landed in. yes, i said that.
eadamo1 2 years ago 2
My dad thought it would be prudent to dangle me over a cliff in Wisconsin, to help me overcome my fear of heights. I don't have a problem with heights anymore, but I do have a crippling fear of cliffs.
EndMyDaysWithYou 2 years ago 7
When I was little I remember once falling down the stairs, and I basically rolled down the stairs . . . two painful flights of them. And then I once used my brother's hockey papers to clean up spilt milk and ended up getting put it time out for using the hockey papers . . . my dad is a bad parent.
DaniellaAzoth 2 years ago
when i was a baby ...
I would only sleep in the car (weird i know) so my dad spent 4 HOURS trying to get me to sleep one day and then when we got home he DROPPED me. Yeah many have said when i told them "THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH"
if you knew me you would agree.
Another one was when i was 1 i fell down 1 step and broke my ankle and when i was getting the cast off the doctor cut through my skin with that saw thingy
I have a history of accidents.... ;~)
Nickzy123 2 years ago
I don't remember this but, apparently when we were two, my twin brother and I were kidnapped for a few hours. They found us with the dude in the mall parking lot. Close one.
So for a while after that we had to wear leashes. I remember how embarrassing that was and I was only two!
Chancechan 2 years ago
I got my neck caught on a barbwire fence when I was five. My dad and uncle took me to the ER to get stitched up, but the nurse accidentally spilled the local anesthesia on the table. Then, "common sense" told them to put the stitches without any ansthesia at all. I got an icecream afterwards, so it was totally worth it.
YTsyndrome 2 years ago 2
Damn you common sense! You win again...
Only the powers of the Ice Cream can save us!
MianMonty 2 years ago
The allmighty ice cream erases any pain in one's life. It's my religion. May I interest you in a pamphlet today?
YTsyndrome 2 years ago
im an accident too cause my dad didnt know my mom was mentally challenged
destinedfreedom88 2 years ago
hahahha got hit by a bike hahahah shiting my pants at the moments hahahah
crazytan121 2 years ago
I was born 4 days after him :o it must be some sort of sign. haha
marissa32 2 years ago
i was once taped to a wall by my brothers for a couple of hours =P
xxboredbrilliantxx 2 years ago
I was born 10.1 pounds and my mom almost died giving birth to me. And right now i'm 6'1/2 and weigh 214 pounds(i'm 13) No jokes
OneNationFunkHipHop 2 years ago
I accidently slid down a bowling alley and knocked down four pins when I was 4
crazycrackaeaturbaby 2 years ago
heh, my dad left before i could understand the word mistake ^^"
skittlesxlord 2 years ago
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Papawowmac 2 years ago
My sister was an accident o.O
R4zi3 2 years ago
I battled Cancer and won
6skateitup9 2 years ago 4
i battled crabs and won, it was tasty, crazey japanese people made me kill it myself
Quimblesss 2 years ago
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Papawowmac 2 years ago
did jesus help you
roguenoobkiller 2 years ago
My parents told me I was an accident when i was 5
SuperG838 2 years ago
when i was 1 i was in a baby walker and walked down the stairs and my face landed in cat litter, in that same year my sister locked me in a closet and my parents and other family members had to destroy the door to get in
TehL33TGam3r 2 years ago
i don't care.
joewhittles 2 years ago
My dad accidently gave me an entire glass of white wine when i was 1. Thats pretty much it but when my dad was fifteen he got runover by a pickup truck and broke 6 ribs.
MasterCrypto 2 years ago
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ok
yanky37 2 years ago
Yah I love throwing bikes. Favorit passtime o'mine. but um when I was a small child about yeigh high (2ft 9in) I was playin inbetween the couch and wall only to get my head stuck.
rwatters303 2 years ago
My sister threw a bike at me too once =]
umairrrr 2 years ago
when i was 5, my sister decided to carry me with my face faceing the floor and she dropped me, and she is probably the cause of my TMJ ha
xAsEyesAdjustx 2 years ago
I was an accident too. lol.
Jacob4504 2 years ago
dude high five!!! ahah
ostrich2008 2 years ago
i think ur midget symbol was a tiny dick... haha jk... but not really
dextraze14 3 years ago
when i was young my sis hung me out of a 2 story window
jacrussil2k7 3 years ago
i stepped on one of those soil-rakes like one of the three stooges, and it hit me in the face
jerichofan720 3 years ago
sometimes accidents are good
iWILEAT 3 years ago 3
once...when I was three...I got a block stuck on my middle finger. My mom freaked out, and told me to 'elevate' it, so the blood wouldn't make my finger swell more. I wound up flipping the ER off, and the hospital ganitor had to get the damn block off because the doctor couldn't.
and then there was that time i found my mom's pot when I was six, but that's another story.....
counterclockwise001 3 years ago
Hmmm, this one time when I was 5 I stepped on a bee's nest and was swarmed, I ran to my back to my mother who proceeded to beat the bees of of me with a plastic golf club.
VeeDubDon 3 years ago
my ma threw shoes
MaryJaneAddiction 3 years ago
It's like you throw one bike at someone and they automatically accuse you for assault. Pshhh... don't they know I've always wanted to be a firefighter?
bendy3d 3 years ago 2
i was rectally birthed
hekticshufflers 3 years ago
when i was 6 years old my sister hit me in the face with a metal shovel
hellohello9876512345 3 years ago 2
When I was three or four years old, my mom and dad lost me in like Stockholm.. which was a big place for me, no more than three or four years old...
hhbamle 3 years ago
my brother and sister were mistakes, but supposedly i was planned???
worst childhood memory - My mom back handed me at a public ice rink WHILE ON THE ICE and i remember falling and hitting my head on a wooden bench.
why was there a wooden bench on an ice rink? i dunno.
BlueFlame1365 3 years ago
I'm taller then you
ShadowsFilmsStudios 3 years ago
i grew up with this totally cool story from when i was a kid, that i fell out of the window and broke my arm when i was 4. truth comes out when i'm 22 years old, that i actually fell off the roof!! it was a huge story my siblings made up to avoid the wrath of my mom!! an 18 year old lie. *smh*
OoMASEoO 3 years ago
I am 6 foot 1 or 2
ChrisBromley 3 years ago
damn a bike? i get a car
lalahenx 3 years ago
Ha, once my mom kicked me out of the house and she thought I would come back in but I ended up on my roof somehow, yeah.
yomamaspetbeaver 3 years ago
worst childhood memory would be when my parents left me at an eighth grade dance and forgot to pick me up so i had to walk like five miles to get home and when i got home every thing was locked up and they weren't home so i had to wait an hour out in the cold until they came home from their dinner.
bazeballgeekfreak 3 years ago
LOL lots of mistake coments (I was one 2)
Heavranome 3 years ago
I was a mistake...so are 90% of todays children.
rodman332 3 years ago
cool, im the same height as Phil
skyline201000 3 years ago
and some childhood memories of mine are when u was about 4 my mom smashed my pinkie finger in a car door. she took me to the emergency room and it healed after a while. im gonna have 2 little wrinkles in my skin near my fingernail for the rest of my life.
another is that when i was a few days old, my aunt was changing my diaper and i pissed in her face. LMAO, i was probably pissed and wanted to be left alone after being bothered and carried so much by doctors and family.
skyline201000 3 years ago 5
my dad's condom had a deflect it had a hole in... so that how i was born.
LINK11000000000 3 years ago 4
A deflect? A deflect. Hm.
aliensextacy 3 years ago
shoulda sued the condom company
dreaken1993 3 years ago
hey i was a mistake too *high five*
when i was a kid my mom hit me in the head with a golf club. 'accidentally'. with the backstroke. i was like 5. i still have the scar on my eyebrow, look's kinda nice.
xyberlink 3 years ago 3
Last year I was teaching my mom a karate kick and when she was about to do it I ducked. Unfortunatly I got up to fast and got sidekicked right in my left ear. Now My ear still hurts and I lost some of my hearing. My mom said it was an aciident but I don't believe her.
oxRainingTwihardsxo 3 years ago
My girlfriend's mom threw a coffee table at her once. The crazy things people throw at their children...
godoftheblackflame 3 years ago 2
haha
guiou125 3 years ago
lmao u're too cute!
babe4ka9 3 years ago 2
segana tendo
Pooshonmyshoos 3 years ago 3
I told the children in my class that Santa wasn't real when I was 5.
Everybody cried and I got sent to the naughty corner!
fuzzcut 3 years ago 12
6'1 holy shit :)
Kikey06 3 years ago
well...... you said that you are a mistake. i have a funny story. i was 13 and knocked a girl up then she got a aportion then when i was 15 knocked her up again eeek ya. another abortion. I also have a scarred memory of walking in on my parents because i thought i heard a lot of screaming (probably moaning). and ya there was some eating out going on........ scarred......
stusaj5 3 years ago
...I fell out of a second story window and chipped my backbone. I also fell off the monkey bars and broke my arm. I went into a 60 mph batting cage and got hit by a ball, thus breaking my thumb. A chair fell on my toe, which made my toenail fall off. I hit my hand on my friends head while tubing and broke it. I got my finger slammed in a locker. My life has been scarred with trips to the doctor.
pointeless7 3 years ago 2
holy shit man if all thats true thats pritty crazy
Thecount12345678910 3 years ago
i stubbed my toe once.
bustitloos 3 years ago 3
i can top all that.. i got a painful ass paper cut the other day.... nothing is as painful as that ='[
bongkong89 3 years ago 3
dont feel bad,
There is no such thing as a "Planned Pregnancy".
That's just what people tell their neiighbors.
Every child on earth is an accident.
i'm an accident, you're an accident, mark (who lives in Frankfort, ky) is an accident EVERYONE who has ever lived, and will ever live, was the product of somthing their parents did'nt intend.
CAR18MEN 3 years ago 2
About that... My first born was planned, just came about 5yrs early. My second was planned, it only took 2wks to get prego after taking out the contraceptive. So, not everybody born was an accident. PS: Jesus lives!!!
trientina 3 years ago
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eat a dick you lumbering twat
fuckycum 3 years ago
i forget how old i was i was rocking on my rocking horse on thanksgiving and i flipped over and had to get stitches. another on is when i was to small to reach the top of my dresser i would climb up the draws to reach the top and one day it fell on me and my hand was stuck under there and i was screaming for m dad but he was in the garage so i was stuck there for a while... lol i am also born in the bronx and my dad is italian name my name is rizzo so you can basicly tell lol
ThEFuNnYShIzZ04 3 years ago
i was shoved into the windows of underconstruction houses when i was young,...my parebts had an architecture obbsesssion
lunylovegood14 3 years ago
when i was a wee lass, i tried to sell dead flowers to ppl in front of my gramma's house. my gramma bought some, but they were her dead flowers. i tried to sell lemonade too, the mix was like 80% sugar and 10% water and a lemon. the mailman always bought it, but no one else. I used to ride on the back of my ATV with my brother driving, we once ran over our dog(she's fine) and once i was thrown off into a huge mudpuddle
boneyardfox 3 years ago
funniest thing ive ever read
fuckycum 3 years ago