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  • poo

    

  • Poop molesting is serious business.

  • omg i think this song is from total miner

  • 1 in 4 PEOPLE ARE POOP MOLESTERS. It could be your brother, your teacher,

    your friend.......even your own mother.

    Are you ready to face the world now knowing

    what is out there, lurking?

  • Remind me never to drink scorching tea while watching this.

  • total miner forge

    

  • Somebody think of the poops!!!

  • this song is on total miner forge!!!

  • This is so hot

  • Because lets face it, no one gives a crap.... XD

  • Poop molesters are heartless scumbags who all deserve to die and spend a fiery eternity in the depths of HELL

  • haha! I molest poop every day in my front yard when my dog is done doing his doodie.

  • Rofl

  • I have to go around my neighborhood saying i'm a poop molester. Its a serious mental illness.

  • Nice work,Ed.

  • this vid made me lol

  • i wna know who the sick basterd who doesnt fulush the toilet is!?

  • thumbs up if yyou recognize this song from total miner !

  • At first I thought it was an advert, but then it said poop molesters

  • Shit Ed, you got the PERFECT dude to make this video, he REALLY looks like a Poop Molester.

  • interesting....there was an advertisement for chocolate chip cookies right before the video played....

  • dookie narc.

  • Ray mears?

  • Innocents are never helped.

    It's a real shit world, if you ask me!! ='(

  • @twidovitre true dat

  • If anyone ever sees this guy in real life they're going to think he's a poop molester.

  • oh god! this made me cry from laughter! xD

  • WHAT IS THIS I CALLED THE NUMBER WHILE THE POOP MOLESTER WAS IN MY HOUSE IT DIDNT WORK NOW MY POOP GOT INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCHED THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

  • @uzumakimounir hahaha

  • Hello... my name is tharper1993, and I am a poop molester

  • God help Mr. Hankie...

  • You can't trust anybody with poop these days. God save us all... Right.

  • @TheVjp123 god don't give a poo 'bout no-one's poop. they're SINNER poops

  • never in my life have i laughed so hard.

  • How can you possibly molest poop?

  • people must flush in order to protect their poop!

  • 60 poop molesters already watch the video

  • So, my poop was telling the truth?!

  • 467,398 poops get molested each year...

  • He's like that pizza guy from "Phone Booth"

  • I yell at my poop constantly and cut it up into tiny little pieces. Please help me!

  • I poop in that bathroom regularly!! I knew there was something wrong with Brian...

  • Oh no! They are on to me. But seriously, what is wrong with molesting a little poop?! Everyone just flushes them. I put them to good use by playing with them and then eating them to make little baby poopies! Mmmm..

  • I know how it is.Im a poop.

  • Awesome PSA On Poop Molesters Kept ME On The Edge Of My Seat

  • u should take everything ed does seriously. its not like he's joking around

  • tell me ed... ballsack?

  • Genius.

  • what a dookie narc

  • DOOKIENARC?...

    =

    SHITPOLICE?! :O

  • I want the song he used ._.

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  • i am a bannana

  • We need to spread awareness of poop molesters with this ad --- Sent From SuperEd86's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • lol i thought this was gonna be serious

  • @spreadthelove97 It is. 

  • @SuperEd86 hahahaa, yeah totally xP

  • @SuperEd86  Whats the music you used in this video? I loved it. Quite humorous and silly by the way.

  • @spreadthelove97 this is serious

  • @spreadthelove97 POOP Molestation is a very serious problem... POOP doesnt have a voice, we have to speak out about Poop molestation and start a clinic for molested turds. Like a port-a-potty with beach front property. and Treatments to remove unsightly corns, and therapy for the ones that have and are a little bit of nuts

  • its funny cause I could actually see some like hyper paranoid person taking this seriously

  • I bet he'd like the "I MAKE POOPIES!" guy. :P

  • super ed do another pepe

  • Is 1-800-DOOKIENARC a real number?

    Can I call this?

    

  • Hey does anyone know what the song is called like? Please?

  • The thoughts that run through this dude's head is just plain weird.

  • ...da fuck?

  • holy shit!!! better call!

  • Calling now

  • that guy suits the the molestor profile perfect!

  • i had my poop molested...and I liked it.

  • My god, poop is being molested now, at least the sheep are safe.... For now... >.>

  • If I were a popular Tuber, I'd ask Ed for a video collab. Not NigaHiga, not MysteryGuitarMan, just Ed.

  • Hahaha caption for the thumbnail of this video: Poop molester, not amused..

  • i have never got the top comment, i like turtle in poop dick

  • What in the world.. xD

  • Stop Re-Posting this you ass.

  • That was awesome good job

  • Why can't i stop watching this?

  • What is with the total miner song

  • There ARE* a lot of goof foefle in fis forld**** get your shit together man

  • 1 Question! Do poop molesters molest their own poop?

  • my mom says im special, and it seems i found ed

  • i called the number. lol.

  • ed's sense of humor + bachelor's degree in film = -_-

  • i got an idea for your next video: start out all innocent and unassuming, and then out of nowhere just start being RANDOM AS HELLLLLLL!!! guaranteed laughs

  • That poop was my brother, , , why!?!

  • Hello, my name is Frank, and my father was a poopmolester, he has molested my poop several times. Please help me and m poop.

  • I LOVE YOU ED THIS IS FUCKING HALARIOUS WITH HIS FACE

  • What is this about I cant read

  • ed do you film in chicago?

  • @INCOND1TE No, I've never been to Chicago. Most of my videos are shot in and around Portland, Oregon.

  • @SuperEd86 Didn't you live in California?

  • @SuperEd86 I live in Salem.

  • @SuperEd86 OMG??? I KNEW SOME OF UR VID LOCATIONS LOOKED FAMILIAR. plz do a meet and greet in portland.(: ur literally my favorite youtuber and I live in portland :D :D :D :D

  • @SuperEd86 I'm gonna stalk you one day, I live an hour away from portland

  • @SuperEd86 Yeaah! Portland. Me too, broham.

    

  • @SuperEd86 new it...!

  • awesome... more like this!

  • I'm a poop molester... OKAY I ADMIT IT!!! But I can't help it anymore! What should I do?!

  • great music.

  • I want to hug that guy in the video, he seems lonely

  • Total Miner music ftw!!!! so epic and dramatic

  • Its so sad that the community we live in has gone to the point that not even poops have an equal right in this world :(

  • LOL

    

  • Do you know why he's a poop molester? Because he was wearing a Wrigley Field shirt.

  • I was shitting while watching this. I flushed immediately so my poop would be safe from molestation.

  • 2 Girls 1 Cup? Probably THEY are the origin, the beginning of all the poop molesting crimes! Ed, I am shocked you did not investigate that! And then again, perhaps that is where this "hint" video is coming from...!?

    AHHHH, mmmmy.....brrrrai...n......is.­..ss.....mel....ti...nnggg....­.!!!

  • Ed, please make another skateboarding video, or a documentary about a skateboarder character..which would be even more awesome

  • laugh. my. poop. out.

  • a masterpiece 

  • yay!

  • Some poop molester is touching a minor turd from someones stink hole

  • There was a guy in my high school who got caught for taking poop and putting it all over the boy's bathroom... we called him the Poo Bandit. True Story...

  • **Let's face it, not lets face it. :D

  • i want boobies!!!!

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  • Darnit, DOOKIENARC is no longer in service.

  • I feel like you filmed this guy for something else, and turned it into a PSA.

  • What music is this?

  • hi, dookie narc? i'd like to report the country of japan. :3

  • My name Peter, I want to share wit you someting. I like oo put poop in my pocket and walk around.

  • @ryanstewart86 Someone report this guy!

  • @SuperEd86 The Phone # didn't WORK!!!!

  • why do i rarely get the top comment ed?

  • @JOKBO1 I don't know.

  • ohh god!!!!! i must protect my poop at all costs!!!

  • Hahahah, how do u come up with this "poop". :DD

  • u need to check out the highway truckstops in checkoslovakia, those bathrooms never get cleaned and are a hotspot for poop molesters.

  • what's with you and fecal matter!?

  • @YourItalianBuddy89 its called toilet humor, mate!

  • @silverhawkroman But it's about poop! Not toilets!

  • @YourItalianBuddy89 Toilet humour, or scatological humour, is a type of off-colour humour dealing with defecation, urination, and flatulence, and to a lesser extent vomiting and other body functions.

    Source: wikipedia.

  • @silverhawkroman Wikipedia? PSSSH! Gonna have to try better than that!

  • @YourItalianBuddy89 I wont, instead why dont you just take a cup of STFU!!

  • @silverhawkroman Wow, damn man! You like, upset or something?

  • @YourItalianBuddy89 Naw, just tired from banging your mom.

  • @silverhawkroman Took you a day to come up with a mom joke? Really? Adorable. Usually this is a sign of rage, or ignorance. In your case, it seems to be both. Well, I think I'm done counter-trolling you, and I think you're done....well, trying. So, have a pleasant life in anger!

  • @YourItalianBuddy89 naw, its just that i have a life unlike you. In any case, say hi to your mom for me.

  • @silverhawkroman Still succumbing to the mom jokes? Man, you're the easiest troll to counter-troll. Well, you could either stop sending things for me to reply to, and resume your pathetic trolling life, or you could keep getting yourself embarrassed by me. Your call.

  • @YourItalianBuddy89 Me embarrassed? hah! This is teh internet dude, everybody knows you can't argue on the internets. In any case, you're the idiot that keeps responding, thinking that one day you might feel good about yourself by supposedly pwning another person who's playing the idiot. Well mr. white knight, you're the one playing the idiot. So, you said hi to your mom for me already? nah, ill see her tonight anyways.

  • @silverhawkroman Damn...you mad or something? Wait, rhetorical question. You are. And you're right! I'm playing you, idiot!

  • Super Ed, what a nice guy to know, warning us about poop molesters, such a public service! Now who is that guy in this video? Has he been taken ?nto custody yet? Or is he still roaming the toilets of America, looking for poop to molest yet again?

  • @awreslr2 hes been spotted here and there, mostly near highway truckstops in eastern europe.

  • Ed , why are you so fucked up?

  • I know it's fucked up to laugh at, but I can't help it. peep the homeless guy's shoes.

  • whats the song playing called?

  • i think it should have said, "because lets face it, no one gives a shit"

  • @OhsmBart totally said the same in my subconscious.

  • @OhsmBart if nobody gave a shit there wouldn't need to be a public service announcement now would there? you're dumb.

  • @MrDoodyHead4Eva No one gives a shit is a figure of speech indicating that no body cares. In this case, it is applicable and punny. You're dumb. Also, you had some incorrect usage of a question mark.

  • @OhsmBart amazing. simply amazing.

  • YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I WAS LAUGHING...

  • You ratted us out man! It's all over man, the cops are at the door.. You slimy bastard, hanging us out to dry like that!

  • My name is also Ed.

  • @Ed I love you.

  • I love the song

  • I am a Poop Molester...

  • Shit just got real.

  • My name is Ed.

  • @Ed No, ur name is Frederico Hernandes!

  • @Ed but you are no superEd

  • @drulli6 Actually, it is SuperEd.

  • @Ed hi ed i'm bob

  • @Ed HOLY HELL! IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ............... the fuck?

  • don't people flush anymore ?

  • Are there "poop molesters" in any way related to "turd buglers"?

  • this is hilarious

  • This song is from total miner forge on xbox LOLOL