DONT READ THIS IT ACTUALLY WORKS. U WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE. HOWEVER IF U DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT THE NEXT DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY
Oh no! They are on to me. But seriously, what is wrong with molesting a little poop?! Everyone just flushes them. I put them to good use by playing with them and then eating them to make little baby poopies! Mmmm..
@spreadthelove97 POOP Molestation is a very serious problem... POOP doesnt have a voice, we have to speak out about Poop molestation and start a clinic for molested turds. Like a port-a-potty with beach front property. and Treatments to remove unsightly corns, and therapy for the ones that have and are a little bit of nuts
i got an idea for your next video: start out all innocent and unassuming, and then out of nowhere just start being RANDOM AS HELLLLLLL!!! guaranteed laughs
@SuperEd86 OMG??? I KNEW SOME OF UR VID LOCATIONS LOOKED FAMILIAR. plz do a meet and greet in portland.(: ur literally my favorite youtuber and I live in portland :D :D :D :D
2 Girls 1 Cup? Probably THEY are the origin, the beginning of all the poop molesting crimes! Ed, I am shocked you did not investigate that! And then again, perhaps that is where this "hint" video is coming from...!?
There was a guy in my high school who got caught for taking poop and putting it all over the boy's bathroom... we called him the Poo Bandit. True Story...
@YourItalianBuddy89 Toilet humour, or scatological humour, is a type of off-colour humour dealing with defecation, urination, and flatulence, and to a lesser extent vomiting and other body functions.
@silverhawkroman Took you a day to come up with a mom joke? Really? Adorable. Usually this is a sign of rage, or ignorance. In your case, it seems to be both. Well, I think I'm done counter-trolling you, and I think you're done....well, trying. So, have a pleasant life in anger!
@silverhawkroman Still succumbing to the mom jokes? Man, you're the easiest troll to counter-troll. Well, you could either stop sending things for me to reply to, and resume your pathetic trolling life, or you could keep getting yourself embarrassed by me. Your call.
@YourItalianBuddy89 Me embarrassed? hah! This is teh internet dude, everybody knows you can't argue on the internets. In any case, you're the idiot that keeps responding, thinking that one day you might feel good about yourself by supposedly pwning another person who's playing the idiot. Well mr. white knight, you're the one playing the idiot. So, you said hi to your mom for me already? nah, ill see her tonight anyways.
Super Ed, what a nice guy to know, warning us about poop molesters, such a public service! Now who is that guy in this video? Has he been taken ?nto custody yet? Or is he still roaming the toilets of America, looking for poop to molest yet again?
@MrDoodyHead4Eva No one gives a shit is a figure of speech indicating that no body cares. In this case, it is applicable and punny. You're dumb. Also, you had some incorrect usage of a question mark.
poo
pntu5 2 weeks ago
Poop molesting is serious business.
pokeoIogy 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SuperEd86
omg i think this song is from total miner
didoman445 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
1 in 4 PEOPLE ARE POOP MOLESTERS. It could be your brother, your teacher,
your friend.......even your own mother.
Are you ready to face the world now knowing
what is out there, lurking?
latisha1505 1 month ago 5
Remind me never to drink scorching tea while watching this.
0Verius0 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
total miner forge
FlamingFirTree 1 month ago
Somebody think of the poops!!!
Abromacfilms 1 month ago
this song is on total miner forge!!!
chulupalover12345 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
This is so hot
ZADER4427 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
DONT READ THIS IT ACTUALLY WORKS. U WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE. HOWEVER IF U DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT THE NEXT DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY
josccey33 2 months ago
Because lets face it, no one gives a crap.... XD
TheLUIGI600 2 months ago
Poop molesters are heartless scumbags who all deserve to die and spend a fiery eternity in the depths of HELL
TheNinjaLettuce 2 months ago in playlist More videos from SuperEd86
haha! I molest poop every day in my front yard when my dog is done doing his doodie.
puregroove 2 months ago in playlist More videos from SuperEd86
Rofl
jackotron3200 2 months ago
I have to go around my neighborhood saying i'm a poop molester. Its a serious mental illness.
Polarr909 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Nice work,Ed.
SerejaPortvein 2 months ago in playlist All Videos
this vid made me lol
Belle6110 2 months ago
i wna know who the sick basterd who doesnt fulush the toilet is!?
rucka1337 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
thumbs up if yyou recognize this song from total miner !
orangenoodles27 2 months ago
At first I thought it was an advert, but then it said poop molesters
ZADER4427 3 months ago
Shit Ed, you got the PERFECT dude to make this video, he REALLY looks like a Poop Molester.
YorianSevenfold 3 months ago
interesting....there was an advertisement for chocolate chip cookies right before the video played....
smexypyro 3 months ago
dookie narc.
kabutoisgay 3 months ago
Ray mears?
Henzahh 3 months ago
Innocents are never helped.
It's a real shit world, if you ask me!! ='(
twidovitre 3 months ago
@twidovitre true dat
zakyzeek 3 months ago
If anyone ever sees this guy in real life they're going to think he's a poop molester.
Scrige 3 months ago
oh god! this made me cry from laughter! xD
HowToPlayMw2 3 months ago
WHAT IS THIS I CALLED THE NUMBER WHILE THE POOP MOLESTER WAS IN MY HOUSE IT DIDNT WORK NOW MY POOP GOT INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCHED THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
uzumakimounir 4 months ago
@uzumakimounir hahaha
zakyzeek 3 months ago
Hello... my name is tharper1993, and I am a poop molester
tharper1993 4 months ago
God help Mr. Hankie...
wtchntvnlne 4 months ago 6
You can't trust anybody with poop these days. God save us all... Right.
TheVjp123 4 months ago
@TheVjp123 god don't give a poo 'bout no-one's poop. they're SINNER poops
zakyzeek 3 months ago
never in my life have i laughed so hard.
TheNinjaLettuce 4 months ago
How can you possibly molest poop?
GregoryScottChannel 4 months ago
people must flush in order to protect their poop!
DoctorPhilipino 4 months ago 2
60 poop molesters already watch the video
BeLeN6566 4 months ago
So, my poop was telling the truth?!
700ruben 4 months ago 2
467,398 poops get molested each year...
aardvark1221 4 months ago
He's like that pizza guy from "Phone Booth"
TarksTV 4 months ago
I yell at my poop constantly and cut it up into tiny little pieces. Please help me!
PrankandSpank 4 months ago
I poop in that bathroom regularly!! I knew there was something wrong with Brian...
AngeIus13 4 months ago
Oh no! They are on to me. But seriously, what is wrong with molesting a little poop?! Everyone just flushes them. I put them to good use by playing with them and then eating them to make little baby poopies! Mmmm..
Popanator2010 4 months ago
I know how it is.Im a poop.
MrLegandir 4 months ago
Awesome PSA On Poop Molesters Kept ME On The Edge Of My Seat
Dementiumfan1990 4 months ago in playlist Liked
u should take everything ed does seriously. its not like he's joking around
TheXDexX 4 months ago
tell me ed... ballsack?
CamelQueef 4 months ago
Genius.
LiAk0sW4y 4 months ago
what a dookie narc
raydog97 4 months ago
DOOKIENARC?...
=
SHITPOLICE?! :O
richhobo64 4 months ago
I want the song he used ._.
86MyUsername 4 months ago
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86MyUsername 4 months ago
i am a bannana
DanyCowman 4 months ago
We need to spread awareness of poop molesters with this ad --- Sent From SuperEd86's AppRats (Facebook App)!
carlofabyss 4 months ago
lol i thought this was gonna be serious
spreadthelove97 4 months ago 73
@spreadthelove97 It is.
SuperEd86 4 months ago 247
@SuperEd86 hahahaa, yeah totally xP
spreadthelove97 4 months ago
@SuperEd86 Whats the music you used in this video? I loved it. Quite humorous and silly by the way.
Newworld444 4 months ago
@spreadthelove97 this is serious
ilikeeggs283 3 months ago
@spreadthelove97 POOP Molestation is a very serious problem... POOP doesnt have a voice, we have to speak out about Poop molestation and start a clinic for molested turds. Like a port-a-potty with beach front property. and Treatments to remove unsightly corns, and therapy for the ones that have and are a little bit of nuts
d4walkaline 2 months ago
its funny cause I could actually see some like hyper paranoid person taking this seriously
mortifidpenguin 4 months ago 3
I bet he'd like the "I MAKE POOPIES!" guy. :P
kellyflute 4 months ago 12
super ed do another pepe
SuperCatdick 4 months ago
Is 1-800-DOOKIENARC a real number?
Can I call this?
MoonarEclipse 4 months ago
Hey does anyone know what the song is called like? Please?
Vermenigvuldiging 4 months ago 2
The thoughts that run through this dude's head is just plain weird.
rocaho001 4 months ago
...da fuck?
hiitsgracie 4 months ago
holy shit!!! better call!
morganghoster 4 months ago
Calling now
ChristopherMast 4 months ago
that guy suits the the molestor profile perfect!
ironoxide007 4 months ago
i had my poop molested...and I liked it.
socratesjr 4 months ago
My god, poop is being molested now, at least the sheep are safe.... For now... >.>
TehRandomGod 4 months ago
If I were a popular Tuber, I'd ask Ed for a video collab. Not NigaHiga, not MysteryGuitarMan, just Ed.
Destructides 4 months ago
Hahaha caption for the thumbnail of this video: Poop molester, not amused..
dbsz 4 months ago
i have never got the top comment, i like turtle in poop dick
baconman2423 4 months ago
What in the world.. xD
Ashmaley 4 months ago
Stop Re-Posting this you ass.
WhovianStudios 4 months ago
That was awesome good job
mattlogan8 4 months ago
Why can't i stop watching this?
southparkfan7tee7 4 months ago
What is with the total miner song
Park0rk1d 4 months ago
There ARE* a lot of goof foefle in fis forld**** get your shit together man
rocaho001 4 months ago
1 Question! Do poop molesters molest their own poop?
AntiHater23 4 months ago
my mom says im special, and it seems i found ed
wowaytogo 4 months ago
i called the number. lol.
XXvictoriellahXX 4 months ago
ed's sense of humor + bachelor's degree in film = -_-
flpsyco03 4 months ago
i got an idea for your next video: start out all innocent and unassuming, and then out of nowhere just start being RANDOM AS HELLLLLLL!!! guaranteed laughs
TMcC24 4 months ago
That poop was my brother, , , why!?!
nunao123 4 months ago
Hello, my name is Frank, and my father was a poopmolester, he has molested my poop several times. Please help me and m poop.
wolfganggangwolfe 4 months ago
I LOVE YOU ED THIS IS FUCKING HALARIOUS WITH HIS FACE
onox27 4 months ago
What is this about I cant read
PCBIZNUSS 4 months ago
ed do you film in chicago?
INCOND1TE 4 months ago 5
@INCOND1TE No, I've never been to Chicago. Most of my videos are shot in and around Portland, Oregon.
SuperEd86 4 months ago 19
@SuperEd86 Didn't you live in California?
AllanGeeRusky 4 months ago
@SuperEd86 I live in Salem.
oblivionfan345Tony 4 months ago
@SuperEd86 OMG??? I KNEW SOME OF UR VID LOCATIONS LOOKED FAMILIAR. plz do a meet and greet in portland.(: ur literally my favorite youtuber and I live in portland :D :D :D :D
Nickeruz2 4 months ago
@SuperEd86 I'm gonna stalk you one day, I live an hour away from portland
ThexNerd 4 months ago
@SuperEd86 Yeaah! Portland. Me too, broham.
SpreadP3aceAndLuv 4 months ago
@SuperEd86 new it...!
towmachinemak12 4 months ago
awesome... more like this!
janellevengeance 4 months ago
I'm a poop molester... OKAY I ADMIT IT!!! But I can't help it anymore! What should I do?!
mrbobajojo 4 months ago
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what's the name of the song?
zibbed 4 months ago
great music.
zibbed 4 months ago
I want to hug that guy in the video, he seems lonely
TheXDexX 4 months ago
Total Miner music ftw!!!! so epic and dramatic
flamingsmosh 4 months ago
Its so sad that the community we live in has gone to the point that not even poops have an equal right in this world :(
NOTORIOUSJAP1 4 months ago
LOL
MrRakux 4 months ago
Do you know why he's a poop molester? Because he was wearing a Wrigley Field shirt.
TheRandomSack 4 months ago
I was shitting while watching this. I flushed immediately so my poop would be safe from molestation.
blazemanfoshizzle 4 months ago
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@blazemanfoshizzle "I was shitting while watching this. I flushed immediately so my poop would be safe from molestation."
They're waiting at the other end of that pipeline, m8.
Skindoggiedog 4 months ago
2 Girls 1 Cup? Probably THEY are the origin, the beginning of all the poop molesting crimes! Ed, I am shocked you did not investigate that! And then again, perhaps that is where this "hint" video is coming from...!?
AHHHH, mmmmy.....brrrrai...n......is...ss.....mel....ti...nnggg.....!!!
oBseSsIoNPC 4 months ago
Ed, please make another skateboarding video, or a documentary about a skateboarder character..which would be even more awesome
bratpollution1371 4 months ago
laugh. my. poop. out.
inmyworldkindagirl 4 months ago
a masterpiece
evomination 4 months ago
yay!
GoodySpecV03 4 months ago
Some poop molester is touching a minor turd from someones stink hole
MagnumFoxVideos 4 months ago
There was a guy in my high school who got caught for taking poop and putting it all over the boy's bathroom... we called him the Poo Bandit. True Story...
AnjelRocker 4 months ago
**Let's face it, not lets face it. :D
FromFL2VA 4 months ago
i want boobies!!!!
makemebad35rockz 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I called my boss a poop molestor and he exploded into a million tiny bits.
LHP201 4 months ago
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LHP201 4 months ago
Darnit, DOOKIENARC is no longer in service.
ImKiersten 4 months ago
I feel like you filmed this guy for something else, and turned it into a PSA.
Wirelesstaco 4 months ago
What music is this?
Joshalots 4 months ago 2
hi, dookie narc? i'd like to report the country of japan. :3
Demerjian1 4 months ago
My name Peter, I want to share wit you someting. I like oo put poop in my pocket and walk around.
PuPaDukie 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
im touching poop as we speak
ryanstewart86 4 months ago 12
@ryanstewart86 Someone report this guy!
SuperEd86 4 months ago 17
@SuperEd86 The Phone # didn't WORK!!!!
TheXTVproductions 4 months ago
why do i rarely get the top comment ed?
JOKBO1 4 months ago 76
@JOKBO1 I don't know.
SuperEd86 4 months ago 60
ohh god!!!!! i must protect my poop at all costs!!!
Jonasluverch 4 months ago
Hahahah, how do u come up with this "poop". :DD
Guner360 4 months ago
u need to check out the highway truckstops in checkoslovakia, those bathrooms never get cleaned and are a hotspot for poop molesters.
SuperFirstComment 4 months ago
what's with you and fecal matter!?
YourItalianBuddy89 4 months ago
@YourItalianBuddy89 its called toilet humor, mate!
silverhawkroman 4 months ago
@silverhawkroman But it's about poop! Not toilets!
YourItalianBuddy89 4 months ago
@YourItalianBuddy89 Toilet humour, or scatological humour, is a type of off-colour humour dealing with defecation, urination, and flatulence, and to a lesser extent vomiting and other body functions.
Source: wikipedia.
silverhawkroman 4 months ago
@silverhawkroman Wikipedia? PSSSH! Gonna have to try better than that!
YourItalianBuddy89 4 months ago
@YourItalianBuddy89 I wont, instead why dont you just take a cup of STFU!!
silverhawkroman 4 months ago
@silverhawkroman Wow, damn man! You like, upset or something?
YourItalianBuddy89 4 months ago
@YourItalianBuddy89 Naw, just tired from banging your mom.
silverhawkroman 4 months ago
@silverhawkroman Took you a day to come up with a mom joke? Really? Adorable. Usually this is a sign of rage, or ignorance. In your case, it seems to be both. Well, I think I'm done counter-trolling you, and I think you're done....well, trying. So, have a pleasant life in anger!
YourItalianBuddy89 4 months ago
@YourItalianBuddy89 naw, its just that i have a life unlike you. In any case, say hi to your mom for me.
silverhawkroman 4 months ago
@silverhawkroman Still succumbing to the mom jokes? Man, you're the easiest troll to counter-troll. Well, you could either stop sending things for me to reply to, and resume your pathetic trolling life, or you could keep getting yourself embarrassed by me. Your call.
YourItalianBuddy89 4 months ago
@YourItalianBuddy89 Me embarrassed? hah! This is teh internet dude, everybody knows you can't argue on the internets. In any case, you're the idiot that keeps responding, thinking that one day you might feel good about yourself by supposedly pwning another person who's playing the idiot. Well mr. white knight, you're the one playing the idiot. So, you said hi to your mom for me already? nah, ill see her tonight anyways.
silverhawkroman 4 months ago
@silverhawkroman Damn...you mad or something? Wait, rhetorical question. You are. And you're right! I'm playing you, idiot!
YourItalianBuddy89 4 months ago
Super Ed, what a nice guy to know, warning us about poop molesters, such a public service! Now who is that guy in this video? Has he been taken ?nto custody yet? Or is he still roaming the toilets of America, looking for poop to molest yet again?
awreslr2 4 months ago
@awreslr2 hes been spotted here and there, mostly near highway truckstops in eastern europe.
SuperFirstComment 4 months ago
Ed , why are you so fucked up?
warthur8 4 months ago 3
I know it's fucked up to laugh at, but I can't help it. peep the homeless guy's shoes.
MrDoodyHead4Eva 4 months ago
whats the song playing called?
eli77123 4 months ago
i think it should have said, "because lets face it, no one gives a shit"
OhsmBart 4 months ago 6
@OhsmBart totally said the same in my subconscious.
ZecaGalha0 4 months ago
@OhsmBart if nobody gave a shit there wouldn't need to be a public service announcement now would there? you're dumb.
MrDoodyHead4Eva 4 months ago
@MrDoodyHead4Eva No one gives a shit is a figure of speech indicating that no body cares. In this case, it is applicable and punny. You're dumb. Also, you had some incorrect usage of a question mark.
OhsmBart 4 months ago
@OhsmBart amazing. simply amazing.
MrDoodyHead4Eva 4 months ago
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I WAS LAUGHING...
Kolerful1337 4 months ago
You ratted us out man! It's all over man, the cops are at the door.. You slimy bastard, hanging us out to dry like that!
kaninen25 4 months ago
My name is also Ed.
Ed 4 months ago
@Ed I love you.
Fatsnail13 4 months ago
I love the song
hamsterball789 4 months ago
I am a Poop Molester...
Kickflips88 4 months ago
Shit just got real.
deathcube35 4 months ago
My name is Ed.
Ed 4 months ago 102
@Ed No, ur name is Frederico Hernandes!
ShugoxDDDD 4 months ago
@Ed but you are no superEd
drulli6 4 months ago 3
@drulli6 Actually, it is SuperEd.
mrzozelowh 4 months ago
@Ed hi ed i'm bob
rachet197 4 months ago
@Ed HOLY HELL! IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
julyadam 4 months ago
............... the fuck?
sublime88sublime 4 months ago
don't people flush anymore ?
liljoneastsideboyz 4 months ago
Are there "poop molesters" in any way related to "turd buglers"?
JorgBader 4 months ago 30
this is hilarious
greenmonsterland 4 months ago
This song is from total miner forge on xbox LOLOL
byPeeeqo 4 months ago