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  • I'm a woman, and I agree with all of this.

  • and I listen to good music rock'n'roll is awesome and classical and country sucks

  • umm I'm alot stronger then all of the people at my school I could probably snap you in half you little wimp

  • @101purpleninjas you probably check your vagina to make sure its not a penis then

  • FACT!

  • wanna hear an even funnier joke? womens rights!

  • And here I thought this video would have something to do with a penis.

  • womens reaction to this video 100% support the claim that they have no sense of humor

    hmm a female comedian? i wonder what kind of jokes she'll tell

    heres hoping for period and vagina jokes, talking about how CRAZY her mom is, or about always getting hit on by guys- those are always classic

  • LOVE THE FAKE LAUGHS AND THE FAKE APPLAUSE!! but yeah this was funny bro!

  • Not rodent. Dosen't.

  • Coming from a man none of this is true. All of them are true for SOME women but none are true for ALL women. But Tosh rodent really believe this stuff. He is just a comedian. So women calm down and men think of your mothers before you comment. But some of yall women on here know yall can't do some of the things mentioned in the video.

  • if you watched the whole damn thing you would know that he was saying that he joking for the most part, but you girls don't seem to be doing a good job at PROVING yourself, just look at my school, the girls there get what they want by showing some skin instead of EARNING it, they get things first because they call sexism if a guy dares to try and get something first

  • To any woman complaining here: No man has ever cared what a womans opinion is on anything. Now go make me a sandwich.

  • MrE shut the fuck up.

  • Another unavoidable response to the hypocrisy of modern feminism.

  • Well, I found the video funny, until I saw angry misogynistic comments from men. How can I continue to laugh at jokes when so many men seriously agree with his jokes?

    Great job, guys. YOU'RE the reason why women don't find this funny anymore.

  • @BDSandM WELL SAID!! I Didn't think it was funny at all and these guys been giving me some shit like you wouldn't believe! .I wonder what kind of respect they have for there mothers,wife's and daughters. They sugar coated by saying ITS ONLY A JOKE RELAX!!! I am a men and when I saw this video for the first time I thought it was disrespectful to women.

  • @BDSandM The fuck if i care if a woman or anyone else for that mattter finds this funny, I do now go make me a sammich bitch

  • @TenThousandBabies Enjoy your lonely and hateful life.

  • @BDSandM I enjoy a laid every friday and saturday night life full of a woman that isn't a feminist bitch like you. Enjoy your life of men not being able to stand you thinking you're a cunt try to tell everyone no man measures up to your standards

  • @IWEEW. AKA (WHITE CRACKER) just joking!! Like you said it has elements of truth.This name should not make you mad,RIGHT?

  • funny as hell

  • soo.. what did Tosh say here that wasnt true.....

  • I'm sorry but I just don't find jokes about feminism or women funny, the same way that I don't find jokes about men funny, or race jokes, or sexual orientation jokes. None of them are funny to me.

  • @xxmirrorintheskyxx You do realize that comedians make their money by doing a variety of jokes, correct? Are you really that much of an idiot to believe they don't?

  • @xxmirrorintheskyxx ohhhhhhh calmmm downnn shit

  • @xxmirrorintheskyxx can you understand the jokes? haha jk calm your tits

  • @xxmirrorintheskyxx

    Then whyyy are you watching this video? Just to kill a buzz?

  • @xxmirrorintheskyxx how????

    

  • @randyworby I'm not sure why. I think it might be because of my brother. He bullied and still bullies me from a young age, so I know from past experiences that some things can be a joke to one person, but really hurtful to another. Its hard to explain though.

  • @oPod. I totally agree with you,smart people dont think this shit is funny.

  • @ datookrjobs. Just so you know i am a man & what is it to you? Are you another cry baby like worrier4 just ? BROTHER? MAYBE? HAHAHA Yes u are a cry baby with a name like that!! They took our jobs wawawa!!! Need a pacifier? Now! You brought me back in here dont be crying when I tell you the truth, Like ur old & single & all you do is seat in the comp. Making comments that make no sense,plus crying about the jobs hahahaha THIS IS NO MATERNITY WARD! Thanks 4 bringing me back!

  • tosh is not a comedian; he's a racist, sexist asshat.  that's why only ignorant people find him funny. sure, you can try to defend him with "he's not serious - only joking". well.. intelligent people find it hard to laugh at racist and sexist jokes. that's the simple truth.

  • @oPod No, you guys are stick-in-the-mud bitches who think they are to good to laugh at a joke.

  • @oPod

    Aww. Someone's not by the oven making my pizza.

  • @oPod I don't think intelligent people throw around the phrase "asshat."

  • @oPod its funny couse tosh thrives off people like you

  • @oPod dont you have a house to clean or dinner to make? the nerve of some women doing enjoyable things before pleasing their men.... makes me sick.

  • @oPod That's so fucking wrong, you have no idea. Intelligent people understand that racist and sexist jokes are jokes at all because they have elements of truth.

  • He comes off like Dr Suess

    trying to teach a lesson.

    Its a shame hes so proud of chauvinism. Because it is true, its everywhere. At least women in this country arent reduced to begging in the streets in full burkas.

  • @helenread112 no they either get killed or raped or sell their bodys ..or suck dick for crack

  • yes, this would be Extremely wrong to say... if yur serious about it! HE'S NOT serious... dam, why cant people laugh at something now'a'days

  • women make it possible for the guys too achieve all that...often

  • Why can't u women take a joke? Seriously he's a comedian, that's why he's got a fucken show. Take a joke like u take a dick and shut the fuck up. Enough said.

  • @NoRCaL65O go suck your own dick. bitch.

  • @NoRCaL65O I feel differently. Most women can take an obvious joke, but every time I say a sexist joke about men, they always get butthurt.

  • @NoRCaL65O we can but your over the limit i bet if you said this in front of a woman she would beat the living shit ou of you i know i would

  • lloooooooolll . . . making decisions

  • this depends on weather we are talking about white or black chicks

  • Testosterone=majic

  • The funny thing is for me in gym I do push up normally and im a girl and half of the boys do push ups on their Knees

  • @wayzboyzlover

    it must be in san francisco or DC..lands of the fags

  • @warrior4just dude i live in elgin IL the boys at my school are stright but some are just lazy and others are just weaker then us girls

  • @wayzboyzlover

    they're not weaker...they're either have low self esteem, brainwahsed to think they're not what tey ought to be, or as u suggested plain lazy ass...dude are equiped with body structure far stronger than women...what's ur point

  • @warrior4just low self esteem ='s weakness

  • @pjyg51241

    express urself clearly u retard...

  • @wayzboyzlover wow u must be the only one..

  • WHAT A CRY BABY!!! NOW YOU TURN OUT TO BE A FAG? FIRST YOU SAY YOU LOVE WOMEN, BUT NOW YOU SAY YOU LET MEN SUCK UR DICK? WTF!! THAT'S GAY MEN TALK. YOU NEED HELP!!! YOU WOULD HURT GIRLS? UR CRAZY!!

  • @MrElPoderozo1 someone doesn't understand satire

  • @EskoEskimo  Read my very first comment , then judge me ok.

  • I'm a lady and I don't do proper push ups or lift heavy things. Madonna does tho - do you really want all women to have arms like her??

  • Woman sports is a prime example of inequality the day a girl can dunk on a basketball hoop will be revolutionary. 90% of woman are not funny guys just laugh because it;s the easiest way to get close to them. Girls are not fun to hang out with there fun to make out with, have sex with and get blowjobs from.

  • @Esharido ur hanging out with the wrong ones lol. ru hanging with the ones that make u go shopping and carry all their stuff?

  • @ognimoddd the ones that go to university..I guess thats the answer, educated girls are boring as fuck.

  • wanna hear a better joke? women sports

    

  • @MrDigidude56 wanna hear an ever better joke? Women's rights.

  • @MrDigidude56 wanna hear a better joke? women's rights.

  • i can play chess!!!! i taught my sister too...HA!

  • I approve of this.

  • I know many women who can do all these things better than men. But it is an undeniable fact that when comparing the average woman to the average man, this video is true.

  • What a hypocrite. Danny is the funniest girl I know.

  • so thats why i have felt the sudden urge NOT to watch Tosh.0

  • I'm hilarious and I found this a woman.

  • I just realized, men argue for superiority, women argue to try & make it even.. we win

  • @TheWestisbeast Lol, no. Feminists has been fighting for female privilege for half a century.

  • @Silvyre Privileges men have always had..<3

  • @TheWestisbeast You just simply don't get equality by advocating the rights of a single sex. I don't understand why feminists don't get this. This is why I'm an MRA.

  • @TheWestisbeas Define superiority because it sounds to me like you don't know what you're talking about.

  • *parents

  • @MaggotBrothers what douche bag sexist ur patents must be so proud

  • @dougiegirl12 bitch please...get back in to the kitchen

  • @dougiegirl12

    that's fact...it's not sexist. it would be sexist if somebody prevented u from going to school, but we know the limitations inherent in females. there are some of u that are smart but they remain remote to the smartest male group*. Facts

  • If the best male mathematician went up against the best female mathematician the male would win, same with any sport or academic and possibly even best chef

  • Want to hear an even better joke? Justin biebers career

  • I'm a woman and I find it hilarious :) stereotypes are the best

  • @fivestar2272 babe its not sterotypes its just real life...

  • @fivestar2272

    not stereotypes ..actual observation

  • @thenewyorkbeauty oh yea right. Sure. Cuz women in power always works right? WRONG. Women having to do construction=not enough building will be built. Have you seen womens sports? It's a fucking joke. I think everyone has a place, and women need to stop trying so hard to be like men. Be yourself.

  • Haha everyone on here is so serious. Btw almost everything there was true. I hate lifting stuff for girls.. Smh lol. All in good fun

  • women are not good................except...

  • @ WARRIER4 JUST. IN UR CASE U WERE BORN FROM A MONKEYS ASS!! HAHAHA UR AN IDIOT & VERY STUPID. WRITE TO ME WHEN YOU PUSH A BABY OUT OF UR DICK,YOU MORAN!!! HAHAHA

  • @MrElPoderozo1

    no shit...when a woman determine ur sex, inform me so then i could recognize ur words as rational

  • @warrior4just Obviously you are not smart enough to understand me, when I said talk to me when you can birth a child out ur dick, I don't know why you don't like woman so much is almost as if you hate them & I understand what ur saying about the sex determination but STILL! YOU WUOLDN'T BE ABLE TO BE HERE IN THIS WORLD IF NOT BECAUSE OF A WOMAN, ONLY WOMAN CAN GIVE BIRTH,!! REMEMBER? so take you sex determination shit and try to give birth to it, START WITH THAT!! hahahaha!

  • @MrElPoderozo1

    u'r full of rotten shit...so instead of recognizing the element of life is a product of two, u come with u fucking non-sense as if men are grateful that women do them a fucking favor, get the fuck outta here, will u, women wouldn't exist without men, and similarly men wouldn't exist without women, this doesn't mean that it's a one way street, u remember that. BTW, i love women to death, i fucking hate pretentious cunts. make a difference then come talk, nor do i like men wannabe

  • @MrElPoderozo1

    men wannbe that is women who act, model, or try to act/dress like a dude. i have the least respect for them...i respect genuine level headed women who are proud of their femininity and concentrate on being part of men's effort to better humanity and family, not cunts that don't know their ass from their gray matter lacking brain

  • @warrior4just You got some serious problems!!! Read all my comments before going off on me like a stupid bitch that you are YOU FUCKING MORAN!!! I never said that is one way street only, you IDIOT!! you say that you love women but yet you also say that you hate them? WTF!! YOU ASK ME TO LEAVE? WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE THAT WROTE TO ME TO BEGIN WITH? I TELL YOU WHAT!! ILL LEAVE WHEN EVER THE FUCK I WANT, YOU IDIOT!!! IF YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH DON'T BE A CRY BABY!!! WHAA WHA!

  • @MrElPoderozo1

    i got a baby for u hanging between my legs ya fucking retard..i have no single doubt in my mind that u'r deficient in ur cognitive abilites, coz u couldn't decipher what's been communicated to ya, ya fucking shit for brain. I love women "real" not cunts...i'd fucking dislocate ur facial joints for speaking like that. u are representative of the typical women that real men abhor. i'd fucking make u suck my dick without putting a finger on u. u unenligntened imbecile whitewhash

  • @MrElPoderozo1

    i can see that some nerve in there got hit. what a fucking dumb female...u got a long way to becoming a woman, maybe u don't have what it takes....ahh, the world is better off without ur fucking likes, u belong to the gas chamber or cunt skin scrapping manufacture for making second quality Gelatin after swine. i wish one day a girl dares to put her finger on me cause i'd would break all her fucking extremeties...

  • @warrior4just WOAH. seriously all I have to say. Don't want to get murdered in my sleep.

  • @MrElPoderozo1 we can all tell your a fat bitch who cant get a man

  • Nice ryeming

  • @Funzer789 i'm waiting for thay to be in a dr. suess book

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  • yeah I actually got offended, since I am a woman I really got offended :( dislike

  • @NitahandFelixPr2016

    the turth couldn't be taken or what..

  • @NitahandFelixPr2016

    i guess so muc for u fake ass empowerment that u even have to model a man to feel some inspiration. it's time to put down those pretentions and rationalize than following those freaking femninsts mental rash

  • @warrior4just its just my opinion, although I guess it was a joke, I can't help the way I am, I disliked this video because I am stupid I take things seriously don't go on moaning about it, its just my opinion besides I didn't want anyone commenting on it so don't go on saying anything mean

  • @NitahandFelixPr2016

    it's good practice to start constructing an opinion based on facts and from logical deduction. Anybody can have an opinion, but is it sound, make before u voice ur opinion that it passes some fundamental basic argument. just an advice

  • @warrior4just thanks for the advice

  • loool

  • wow I hate this

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  • im sorry but this shit is true. just think about all the things men have created....were the ones who explore, take risks, create, run the world etc....and its always been like that

    ALL THE MEN OUT THERE LET ME GET A MUDDAFUCKING HIGH FIVE!!!!!!

  • 29 woman disliked this

  • its funny cause ur gay

  • But he sed gurls shud drink from a seperate water fountain lik how blacks had to do but im not 1 of those blacks that nvr shuts up bout thins kinda stuff

  • I didn't punctuate the sentences because the stupid box wouldn't let me type everything. One can only have so many letters in this box.

  • TOSH DOES IT AGAIN! fail that is

  • Ok its official this is bullshit gurls can do any thing boys can do except hav dicks and boys can hav pussys thats it i understand it was a joke n women found it mean but dudes u dont hav to b a douche about it its racist that he sed drink from a separate water fountain but but tha poem at tha end was all true lol

    " their hitting bigger balls, hitting from closer tees, doing push ups from ther knees, n taking all tha beetles money bitches plz" lol but guys gurls gave birth to those guys but it

  • @flirttastic98 its not racist at all..... its sexist.

  • N foh ur info i lik tosh.o hes kool i just dont lik this vid but i do lik tha poem @ tha end so go fuck ur self

  • @cizzlen07 bitch plz dont get mad cuz ya moms a slut n did i say i was mad No so stay tha duck over ther bitch n ur a dick u wudnt fuckin be here if it wasnt foh the so called dumb creatures damn u piss me off ur such an ass hole u dont even fuckin knw me ur just mad cuz u hav no life friends or family cuz nobody fuckin likes u so u sit on youtube n dick eat ALL DAY LONG lik damn

  • @flirttastic98 Speak English.

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  • People in these comments are going ape shit for no reason and being serious assholes to the ladies. Daniel tosh has some pretty brutal jokes i admit, but its not meant to be taken seriously, he is after all a comedian. For all you guys who are calling women in general "stupid" thats extremely ignorant of you and you shouldnt be watching adult content (Tosh.0)

  • haha this is very true.

  • it's funny to see all the woman who can't take a joke. Go do something with your lifes.

  • Wow, how can people be so sexist. Hey guys guess what? We can live without you. We don't need guys to make us feel good about ourselves. And you know what if you say that women need men than your dead wrong so I suggest that you take a second look at what your saying and think about how women will react to this. If you were a women you would be hurt by this so dont be selfish. I used to not think of bieng a feminist now I think all women should be come them and stand up for their rights cause

  • @TheNewYorkBeauty WOW im a woman too. Take a joke. Calm you tits. We all know men suck

  • @TheNewYorkBeauty No you can't live without us. This computer your're using...invented by man. Anything you see uselful was brought to you by a man. By the looks of it your are a dumb pussy who can't take a joke because your are to emotionally fragile. It's a joke. Get over yourself.

  • @TheNewYorkBeauty Women deserve the same rights as men. But I just think that instead of organising protests and complaining about rights, they should actually go and do something. I'm a man btw.

  • Women are the dumbest creatures on earth. I'm sorry.

  • @cizzlen07 It's not women's fault you have a small dick. Stop taking it out on youtube.

  • @DisneyStarsTube Good comeback.

  • Lmao

  • your mom is bich and your daughter too other women u dont have the right to call em bitches

  • Very funny and also very true

  • I hate this vid but i luv tha ooem @ tha end

  • @flirttastic98 you mad slut?

  • Awesome

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  • real talk!! everything he said, lol

  • I'm not so sure about running the country.....

  • Real talk lol

  • @m0stdoPeDUDE12099 I had to put it in simpler terms for her since she is a woman

  • wtf woman can do better stuff than boy

  • @188tanisha LOL see there's an example of you being funny on accident

  • @188tanisha Except type correct sentences. Fucking idiot.

  • We want Prenup

  • @danman9426 its called a mangina

    #walkwithmahtits

  • @secretcommenter1 That means your a man with a vagina. And have fun getting into the NHL

  • IM EXCELENT AT HOCKEY THE GUYS GET MAD THAT I BEAT THEM AND IM THE TALLEST ON MY TEAM! im 14 and a GIRL!

  • @secretcommenter1 not for long lol

  • @secretcommenter1 Nobody gives a shit.

  • @secretcommenter1 congratulations, you want a cookie?

  • Women are MUCH better than men at taking a dick up the vagina!

  • @happy543210 The very existence of Justin Beiber disproves that

  • Doing push ups with their knees lol

  • so true haha

  • The problem with most women is that they look for men OLDER than them to get married with...

    There they are automatically putting themselves under men.

    So stop with the "I like them older because they are more mature", because it just shows that if you need a man more mature than you, then you need someone to take care of you and have power over you.

    Don't be afraid of going out with younger men and like that you might rise more.

  • @bcta302 I like older men because I seem to think that if they are older maybe they will want to settle down and have a successful marriage. I think women prefer older men because of the way men are portrayed in the media as cheaters and never capable of loving another person. Which I understand is not true for all men, but when guys constantly downgrade women we automatically look for the older man because it has always been perceived as the older the wiser or more mature as you put it.

  • @vampiresroc711

    So women need to be guided by men wiser than them... but men do not need to be guided by women wiser than them???

    See?, you're putting yourself under, automatically downgrading your potential.