DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS
Yes,but he promotes the sterio type us big dicked guys are all morons-which isn't true.We love are big ones,but we are also smart-sorry,guys and gals.God or nature isn't fare.Size does matter
Smart girl. And your correct analysis of the social stereotype portrayed, in responding to mavericstud1's comment, exposes him for what he is: A complete dick.
Patrick has very little self awareness, which works in his favour by removing self doubt. He never doubts that he is everything a woman wants. Because HE believes it so strongly, women are convinced of it too. That's how players & 'bad boys' work. But self praise is no recommendation. So ALWAYS trust your own instincts.
mavericstud1. Nobody assumed big dick guys are morons until they read your comments. Firstly because of your misreading of the stereotype, & secondly, because you misspelt & used the wrong words in the context you placed them. It's, STEREOTYPE, NOT sterio type. It's, we love OUR big ones, NOT 'are big ones'. It's, nature isn't FAIR, not 'fare'. I concede that your dick must be huge, because there just isn't enough blood left over for your brain, is there?
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me.
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I guess the myth is true...
Lighter skinned weak northern European men got smaller packages (and that's why they gotta start shit with men of other color) and on the other hand, men of darker Mediterranean or Middle Eastern/European-looking men have BIG packages that make women go crazzzzzzyyyyy!
But I heard English guys don't get circumcised so eww... lol jk
Actually research shows that men of European and African origin have on average the same size. The only group with a smaller average were Asian men. So I'm afraid your racist comment is pretty irrelevant. Oh, and you're an idiot.
Okay, your brilliant scientific research has convinced me. So what do you suggest? Should we declare war and wipe them all out? Yes, I see where this is going.. good for you, cunt
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whotaughtyou 8 months ago
It's 10 inches, you can see that in the episode where they buy the vibrator.
NoirNG 1 year ago
Patrick is wild as hell. I think that guy is going to be contemplating suicide again
TrueCommonSense 2 years ago 2
The conversation in the beginning is so amusing it always makes me laugh :)
Baal1985 2 years ago
2:17, "oh shit, he has a big 8 inch dick! much bigger than my little 4 incher!"
fourinchesoffun 2 years ago
<3 Coupling
SixtiesMusicWasBest 3 years ago
fuckin hilarious
badseed86 3 years ago
"you know what women always say?"
"ouch?"
bahahahaha
snappykat19 3 years ago 23
rofl i love patrick. the guys face when he saw patricks dick was priceless!!!
CharlieSoldier 3 years ago 7
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DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS
shadowassassin190494 3 years ago
Code RED!
lapislazuli7 3 years ago
I love this show. So funny and original.
tarin80 3 years ago
"you know what women always say?"
"ouch?"
bahahahaha
mosjesj 3 years ago 11
that is like the best line ever
Xx7TokioHotel7xX 3 years ago 2
coupling is really great i love this show^^
x666Nemesis666x 3 years ago
His face at 2:15 is priceless, hahaha :D
JMSadmirer 3 years ago
"You know what women always say..."
"Ouch?"
Brilliant.
nobby1701 4 years ago 7
Good ole Patrick the tripod.I must admit,Id like to see that for myself!
DerangedFaery 4 years ago 2
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Yes,but he promotes the sterio type us big dicked guys are all morons-which isn't true.We love are big ones,but we are also smart-sorry,guys and gals.God or nature isn't fare.Size does matter
mavericstud1 4 years ago
its not a well endowed guy steryotype. its a guy-who-always-gets-what-he-wants steryotype.
agoodgirlNOT 3 years ago 5
Smart girl. And your correct analysis of the social stereotype portrayed, in responding to mavericstud1's comment, exposes him for what he is: A complete dick.
Patrick has very little self awareness, which works in his favour by removing self doubt. He never doubts that he is everything a woman wants. Because HE believes it so strongly, women are convinced of it too. That's how players & 'bad boys' work. But self praise is no recommendation. So ALWAYS trust your own instincts.
hiyadroogs 3 years ago 3
mavericstud1. Nobody assumed big dick guys are morons until they read your comments. Firstly because of your misreading of the stereotype, & secondly, because you misspelt & used the wrong words in the context you placed them. It's, STEREOTYPE, NOT sterio type. It's, we love OUR big ones, NOT 'are big ones'. It's, nature isn't FAIR, not 'fare'. I concede that your dick must be huge, because there just isn't enough blood left over for your brain, is there?
hiyadroogs 3 years ago 7
To be fair though, nobody has enough blood to work both the dick and the brain at the same time.
Brittonsp 3 years ago 28
LOL this is hilarious
RoseLeeMusic88 4 years ago
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me.
domclarke92 4 years ago
patrick is so hot!!!! and sally is great i would love to have friends that!
julpicguz 4 years ago 6
Love it! :)Thanx for bringing laughter.
deeberryred 4 years ago 2
coupling's so awesom
89chickpeas 4 years ago
"You know what women always say...." "Ouch?" ----So Sexy lmao
VJones44 4 years ago 8
suddenly I feel turned on by that. :P
natakalt 4 years ago 6
Patrick is awesome
I wouldnt mind having him as a friend!
izzyanddennyfan 4 years ago 2
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I guess the myth is true...
Lighter skinned weak northern European men got smaller packages (and that's why they gotta start shit with men of other color) and on the other hand, men of darker Mediterranean or Middle Eastern/European-looking men have BIG packages that make women go crazzzzzzyyyyy!
But I heard English guys don't get circumcised so eww... lol jk
justmine4me 4 years ago
most of the world doesn't get circumcised.
only muslims jews and americans.
and what are you talking about "weak" northern europeans... if anything they're the strongest.
kapp090 4 years ago
Not ALL Americans get circumsized, kap090.
7thToa 4 years ago 3
Actually research shows that men of European and African origin have on average the same size. The only group with a smaller average were Asian men. So I'm afraid your racist comment is pretty irrelevant. Oh, and you're an idiot.
nidaros1112 4 years ago 9
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LOL
Sorry for being so "racist" but I have to tell you that my Cambodian boyfriend has a BIGGER scholong than my ex-boyfriend from Sweden.
Hmm.
Makes me think.
justmine4me 4 years ago
Okay, your brilliant scientific research has convinced me. So what do you suggest? Should we declare war and wipe them all out? Yes, I see where this is going.. good for you, cunt
nidaros1112 4 years ago 6
"You know what women always say?" "ouch!" hehehe love it!
chinabark05 4 years ago 5
this is a hilarious series. I miss it in Germany.
Anentity 4 years ago
I love Patrick! He and Jeff were my favorite characters. Sally is so lucky to have him around. I wish I had a Patrick.
StoliDassah 4 years ago
My mother DID always tell me that size matters and don't let anyone tell you otherwise...and she was right! I love Patrick!
FantasmaLuna666 4 years ago
Why have all the full episodes been removed?
"You know what women allways say?" 'Ouch?'
mattmaloneypresents 4 years ago
lol.
cdawng 4 years ago
i love coupling- could you upload the part with melty man? its hilarious!
inbar 5 years ago
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Wow, what a reterded looking show.
twangzombie 5 years ago
its a pity that we cant see it on gereman tv anymore
mararama88 5 years ago
i love this show sooooo much!!!
dreamsistah 5 years ago 2
absolutely the best comedy series ever!!
triffidstomper 5 years ago