Random Shirtless Guy Drinking Coffee in the Woods with Bonus Cat Footage

[JUSTxJKxING]

NIce shirt

[OhCurt]

@JUSTxJKxING LOL

[piinkladii35]

how many cats do you own?

[OhCurt]

@piinkladii35 The kitty in this video belongs to the friends I was visiting when I made the video. Right now I only have 2 cats.

[Dsepshun]

Wow, are you a Cullen? Just kidding.Love the kitty.

[Featherflow]

Very random and brilliant :) Naked tea with horse bonus next time? Ok, that really sounded wrong!! (but I'm posting it anyway) 9 out of 10 cats voted yes!

[OhCurt]

@Featherflow LOL!!!

Yes, it would be totally wrong. But oh the mental picture!

[Featherflow]

@OhCurt Hahaha well I think it would be a great video. Shock & awe Curt ... shock & awe :D

[AliciaSays]

I loved it! Although, I was hoping to see nipples.  Uh..from you, not the cat.

[grumpychuck]

I thought this was a very tasteful video.

[OhCurt]

@grumpychuck Tasteful??!! Ah crud...

[wallows in failure]

[fehquig]

I like the sound effects from the coffee gulps to the cat purring...

[OhCurt]

@fehquig They're my crowning achievement, Andy.

lol

[2MuChDeAn]

i had a shirt. wait... i still have a shirt. but no cat.

[OhCurt]

@2MuChDeAn Yikes! If I were you, I'd go directly to Urgent Care. This sounds very dire!

[megajezior]

Shirtless cat...wow

[OhCurt]

@megajezior LOL

[tommy30507]

I appreciate the PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END OF THE VIDEO!!!!

[vjm1234]

you should join a nudist colony! lol they do this kinda stuff daily .. at least that's what i've been told... SmileyD

[kokohawk]

Most. Awesome. Video. Ever.

[snarkdetriomphe]

omg i love abner. [abby?]

its so funny to see you now, standing there with the glaring sun illuminating your, um, porcelain skin... the shot is all askew, the colors are off, (there even is color!), the fancy jump cuts are out to lunch, the transition from sip to cat is rough... and just 3 years ago you were a "youtube celebrity" making fancy videos few could rival. funny, to think about that , isn't it? i like you better now. well i liked you then too, but no i like you better now. maybe. yes.

[OhCurt]

@snarkdetriomphe I'll need exactly 4.72 moar cups of coffee in order to fully comprehend your comment. LOL

[jimisru]

I hate coffee. 

[OhCurt]

@jimisru Coffee wants to be your friend.

8-)

[jimisru]

@OhCurt This will require counseling, and lots of patience.

[AngryAussie]

Very god-like aura you have going on there

[OhCurt]

@AngryAussie Well people do scream, "Oh my gawd!" a lot when I have my shirt off.

Maybe this is why?

[WhistlersBrother]

Aw, your kitty is so cute!!! The woods there look awesome, I would totally have coffee out there too. With no shirt. And make a video of it. LOL

[Blinkazoid]

Carly, Babs, and Suzy say hi to Abby. Blinkazoid says hi to random shirtless guy:)

[vmanvand]

hey that random guy looks alot like you Curt....

[NLPNVC]

Truth in advertising at it's best.

[point5past]

send me your NUDES! (i'm talking to the cat)

[Menn019]

Random!

However, i ate my take out pizza in the park with deers and all those creechers, tree leaves making theirs sound while the wind is blowing, cars in the distance, way funnier then the TV.

So, amen for eating and drinking outside.

[Blizzeekitty]

I miss your cats, too. Yay for surrogate cats.

[NaturalTwentyFilms]

You look like a vampire from one of those "Twilight" movies. Cute cat, too, and it all comes with an advisory to children in the end. You're terrific!

[JustA11en]

I can't believe you made a shirtless video. How offensive. >:)

[bugsinrug]

sunscreen?!!

hugs, Chris

[longhairred]

Cute!

[ralfonzo83]

The book was better.

[speedyconkiwi]

i'm a sucker for coffee and cats.

PERFECT VIDEO!!

[captainfury2007]

LOL yep.

[GreatGig1]

Ahhhhh...now that's the life...:-)

[thefirmsk8]

i dont know why i expected anything more.. haha

[thenudo]

I used to drink Folgers - actually I used to jump around a bit - then I tried Chock Full O Nuts - been drinking that every since. Coffee in nature w/o a shirt - CAN'T be beat! You got my thumbs up! RIP youtube stars!

[Anjelikka]

a very white random guy and cute kitty video

[SomeUselessGeek]

Wow. Don't drink coffee and record video footage.

Folger's instant is less than half the cost of Taster's Choice instant, so guess which brand your cheaply ends up drinking? [Note: Instant. Yik.]

[1DRock37167]

I know how this movie ends, bring on the truckers!

[RobNorthampton]

Damn those seagulls! I hope you got your shirt washed and dried okay. That'll teach you not to eat fish pie in the woods.

[capergirl1976]

*wavin to the shirtless guy and his kitty* : )

[Rikotistic]

I'm on my fifth cup of coffee for the day. I saw a sasquatch in the trees behind you. Might have been an artifcat on the sun on the lens...still, I think he was coveting your coffee!

[BaubleRob]

Shirtless? If we can't see your pants then the official line is that you were naked.

[GeorgiaBoy77]

Love the Pussy!

[yoyomax12]

Damn, can't really think of anything witty and funny to say today.

I liked this video, it made me smile.

[HaleyMary]

Nothing starts off a Friday morning like a cup of coffee.

Did Abner drink any of the coffee? :P

Have a great weekend, Curt! :)

[Pippilly]

You were nekked, don't lie to me! ; )

[canucktunes]

Aww. Kitty Cat.

[SpudHusker]

Uhh...there's no 'd' in Folgers; I'll give you a pass on 'nosey' vs 'nosy' haha!

[OhCurt]

@SpudHusker CRAP!

I'm hiring you as my official spell checker. LOL

[giaco44094]

You appear to be naked in the woods...and then you show us your pussy....I'm so confused.Stop bogarting the coffee and pass it over !

[timido66]

All I can think of is are you bits and pieces dangling outside in the sun.

[RiverBirch1967]

I was thinking of doing a video response but it wouldn't look right.

[ItalianStallionette]

I like your pussy.

[Ranblv]

if this are the out takes, where's the movie?

[ArgentineShamrock]

Wait. I think I saw big foot behind you. Maybe he wanted a cup of Foldgers too. Cute kitty :)

[PrincessDiana161]

What the hell is in the coffee cup??? and why aren't you sharing it with me???

[PrettyHarold]

I live for bonus cat footage.

[JimmerSD]

Wow! The title was accurate!?!?

[Poeboi]

Love these random vlogs Curt

[Perroquet51]

You're brave to be still drinking Folgers. I had to give it up many years ago after being carted off to the hospital via ambulance.

[OhCurt]

@Perroquet51 YIKES!!

Hopefully they've stopped including poison among their ingredients.

O__O

[Perroquet51]

@OhCurt Poison I can handle, it had something to do with the caffeine, I guess. I've known several others who have had similar problems and had to switch brands. A couple of years ago, I decided to try it again, thinking it was probably something else that caused the sudden rapid heart rate. Lo and behold, after a few weeks, it happened again. I'm just saying, be aware of that just in case it happens to you.

[CountryComesToTown]

Strangely, I love these little short videos. They are perfect for my attention span! :) Happy Friday, Curt.

[OhCurt]

@CountryComesToTown Attention span?? What's THAT?!

Have a great weekend, Jim.

:-)

[DebUSA]

I saw some kind of fly buzzing around you.

Did you have your pants off too?

[OhCurt]

@DebUSA LMAO!

[not answering so as not to spoil the mystery]

[Sandguy99]

You been smoking that stuff they grow in the woods in SC county?

[OhCurt]

@Sandguy99 HA! Well, I'm too boring and cheap to indulge in such festivities, so that would be a negatory on that.

[bohogirl1]

don't forget your sunglasses.

[OhCurt]

@bohogirl1 Come to think of it... unless I'm able to tan a bit more, it's those around me who will probably need the sunglasses.

[hallbe]

Woohoo! YT Porn!

That cat was hawt!!

[OhCurt]

@hallbe Yeah, but she totally faked it.

[NBMonkey]

First I looked at the title, then the time, and I thought I can handle anything for :42

absolutely never drink and drive

[OhCurt]

@NBMonkey That's how I base ALL my YouTube clicking decisions! LOL

[CurtisWildebeest]

Thanks for showing us your wood... :)

[OhCurt]

@CurtisWildebeest I'm all about sharing wood.

Erm... wait!...

[kenrg]

Hardly a "random" shirtless guy, I mean, it IS your channel, right? Isn't it? Where am I? Oh, look, something shiny!

[OhCurt]

@kenrg I'm not sure who the guy in this video is. He might be the same "ohcurt" goonball who just created an AudioBoo account thanks to an insidious suggestion from that Kenrrrrrrg fellah.

[PaintedRavensong]

Naked coffee drinking in nature with kitties present...does it even get better?

[OhCurt]

@PaintedRavensong Well... yes, actually.

At least I hope so! lol

[kern0099]

That's our Curt. Always honest, and ready with the quick PSA.

[OhCurt]

@kern0099 Some truth in advertising AND public awareness. I strive for this and so much less!

[kern0099]

@OhCurt And yet, these are both noble pursuits. See how low the bar really is?

[OhCurt]

@kern0099 And my goal is to get that sucker even lower!

[LeSaMilano]

ah! all's right i the world. Does this mean you have been reunited with the kids?

[OhCurt]

@LeSaMilano When there's coffee, there's no urge to kill.

8-)

And, no, not reunited with them yet. But I'm hoping soon. Abby belongs to the people I've been staying with. She's been a worthy surrogate who knows how to treat me like the subservient being that I am.

[KevyNova]

"Folders?"

[OhCurt]

@KevyNova Oops. Well... I seemed to have misplaced my spell check, along with my brain, somewhere deep inside my ass.

[marniespeaks]

a masterpiece!

[OhCurt]

@marniespeaks Compared to what??! LOL

[marniespeaks]

@OhCurt

this is modern man in his natural environment doing what he does best

drink coffee

[OhCurt]

@marniespeaks Heh. Nicely summed up. :-)

[SelfSameOther]

Cats hate me... I have a huge German Shepherd, though- That's probably why.

[OhCurt]

@SelfSameOther ...a huge German Shepherd??

Is that some new euphamism I haven't been informed of??!!

[SelfSameOther]

@OhCurt Haha, I should have mentioned an animal much smaller in that case. ;)

[OhCurt]

@SelfSameOther D'OH!!!

[MrRandomWritings]

He didn't look shitless to me but then I wasn't wearing my glasses

[OhCurt]

@MrRandomWritings Don't worry. There's a Braille version of this video coming out soon!

[MrRandomWritings]

@OhCurt Look forward to running my fingers over it. No wait...

[AnIrrationalRatio]

What's not to love?

Coffee = Damn fine

Cat = cute

Woods = tree-mendous

Curt = great

Shirt = gone

[OhCurt]

@AnIrrationalRatio Shirts have no place on the introwebz!

[zebidee55]

The woods, the pale guy with the blinding light coming off him, the occasional sparkles...

Is this Twilight?

[OhCurt]

@zebidee55 In an alternate universe, it's actually a Knots Landing and Rhoda hybrid series that includes the Wonder Twins and the little robot girl from Small Wonder.

But without the laugh track because that would just be stupid.

[zebidee55]

@OhCurt haha! Yes it's the lack of a laugh track that saves this! ;DDD

Oh God - Small Wonder - now that really IS going back. I thought I was quite retro watching Alf the other day.

[OhCurt]

@zebidee55 Alf could totally kick that Small Wonder girl's butt, eat the carnage for breakfast, then spit out the grisle for the cast of Growing Pains to fight over!

[zebidee55]

@OhCurt Ah yes, I totally agree!

Wow - the thing that surprises me most about those old sitcoms is how brilliant the humour seemed at the time, and how wooden it is now. I watched a couple of episodes of The Facts of Life and Who's the Boss and it was excruciating. Even ones renowned for their slick style, like Moonlighting, are painful to watch.

[OhCurt]

@zebidee55 Ditto to Moonlighting especially. Rented season one and was about ready to dig at my eyeballs with a spork thanks to the constant mugging-for-the-camera moments from Bruce Willis and Cybill whats-her-facelift.

[Arthur40TwoDent]

Meow!

[OhCurt]

@Arthur40TwoDent Arf!

[K80Blog]

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OhCurt]

@K80Blog Yes, I probably AM going to Hell.

YAY!

[Clemburke1111]

@OhCurt Oh , if there was a hell I want to go there,,,its filled with more interesting people,,,,,, Heaven has Jerry Falwell

[OhCurt]

@Clemburke1111 If that guy's gonna be there then FUCK IT!

Besides, I hear Satan lets you line up and pelt fruit pies in Anita Bryant's face. W00T!

[Clemburke1111]

@OhCurt lol

[artworkslive]

i'm just gonna assume you were shortless, too. that's how i roll...

[OhCurt]

@artworkslive Wait - do thongs count??

[itsBABYSMITH]

@OhCurt only if you wore it backwards. ' )

[OhCurt]

@itsBABYSMITH Hmmm...

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[Zublime75]

kitteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[OhCurt]

@Zublime75 purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[monicavm]

I hope you didn't get a burn on your head.

[OhCurt]

@monicavm Even if I did, I think this video finally proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that there's nothing INSIDE my head.

So why worry, right?

[polojine]

lol nice advice

[OhCurt]

@polojine I'm all about edumacatin' and learnificatin'!