Lol. I'm American and I don't speak German, but this seemed like it could be funny. I assume he's doing some sort of parody, maybe I'm wrong.
I saw Hitchens waterboarded and he said it's torture, so I have to assume it is torture. Still, I want to try it myself, as masochistic as that sounds.
And to all the foreigners hating Americans... learn to forgive. Speaking on behalf of the people of America, we truly are good people--but we make mistakes just like everyone else, including you.
@TheESPCat very true. every year, the west is moving ever closer to totalitarianism ... it's astounding that there's no organized and serious opposition to these laws that are being passed left and right. i have no hope for true liberty in neither US nor EU anymore. i fully agree that outlawing thought or speech or symbols is outrageous.
@TheESPCat no they're not. these laws are very stupid all over europe and violate free speech and free thought. but, in the US, the military can imprison any american without trial, indefinitely. even iran, at least, gives you a trial before locking you up. that's today's USA. better to shut up about the holocaust than disappear at Gitmo indefinitely.
Poor americans, the whole world hates you, and you don't even understand why.. kinda sad. I'll give you a hint...maybe because youre getting bitchy if someone criticize you. And wow, germans are nazis? Well, that lies in the past. Now it's time for your government to be fascistic. And I must admit, they're doing pretty good. I dont even know who's more evil..China or the USA..at least China is honest about their intentions.
@420friendlyyyy Yup, they're honest about their intentions, They dont say "We want to bring democracy to your country, thats why we're invading you..oh and by the way, if your country has access to oil, we will get that too." All I try to say is, that the US Government are a bunch of hypocrites. And would it be so wrong to live in Canada? Whats your point anyways, besides being an ignorant american? But for the record, Im from Germany, so go on and call me Nazi or whatever, we dont care anymore.
@ImHixxxgaming I remember back when I was a self-righteous prick, too. It felt good. I was the best of the best. There wasn't a single joke out there I couldn't take literally and humorlessly. I worked the soup kitchens, out-marched the activists, and found the mathematical formula for the shortest time from hearing a sentence to working myself up into an outrage. Good times though.
@Liberare87 And Look at you, man. Taking down the rest of us to make you look superior? Congratsss,you understand the USA now!:D Im aware of the problems my country has caused. It's not about what we've done in the past, it's about what we're capable of.and Who are you to tell us the whole world hates us?A German? Im German and proud :) U clearly just got too offended by some ignorant nazi comment. and CHINA Honest? Have you ever used the internet there? the Gov practically writes it
@420friendlyyyy I don't even know what your point is? I obviously hurt your feelings if you response like this. I guess you americans are simply not used to it. Besides the fact that I don't really need to tell you this. You can lie to yourself, I don't care. Jeeez, you dont even get a simply sentence. I said: at least China is honest about their INTENTIONS! They don't say:"Hey guys, we're the league of justice, and if we're invade your country, it'y only because we love democracy so much!"
@Liberare87 "I guess you Americans are simply not used to it." I only happen across shit talk like this 17 times a day, all within the span of 3 YouTube videos. how can you honestly question why people retort to this criticism? It's annoying. Just like i'm sure some 10 year old kid calling Germans Nazis would also be. But i don't base my understanding of someones education off their nationality, nor do i get my reasoning from 10 year old's who say stupid shit on the internet.
@420friendlyyyy And you should get used to the fact that most foreigners will not be friendly to you. Youre not the heroes anymore, now youre kind of an enemy. The enemy of freedom.
@Liberare87 Hey fuck off you're a piece of shit. You're jealous bc we run the world. Lol remember WW2? yeah, we fucked you're shit up. Play any call of duty and then you'll know.
@Tdubify america didnt want to go to germany!!! when the nazis were destroying the uk, u just supported england with guns and food!!!! u were at this point one of the mightiest countries of the world and all u did was watching other parts of the world getting destroyed. except of that u are always there when a war starts: cold war, vietnam, bombing hiroshima with a nuklear bomb, and the "war" in afghanistan...
@Liberare87 I would like to point out that the sane, and educated half of America Also hates what America has become, particularly the Conservative side. You know... the one that loves torture, and wars. Generalizing America as such does nothing to reinforce your point.
Number two : Hint, that road goes two ways.
Lastly, Once again. You are calling out the misinformed, ignorant conservative side of America, the fascist Conservatives.
@ItsRayful No the Nazi's were a political party which was started by Anton Drexler as a means to draw workers away from communism and into völkisch nationalism. Nazism Is not a form of racism.
@irtehpwnjoointehfaic where on earth did you get that statistic? The overwhelming majority of American blacks are the descendants of slaves. It's probably closer to 90% or greater.
Next person that generalizes Americans is gonna get bitch slapped. I'm an American and I don't live up to half of the stereotypes that were discussed. Pick one group of Americans out and trash them. Like trailer park trash, that ruins the American name. Who cares were your from or what color you are people are all the same: walk on two legs, eat food, and sleep. Just cause your black, white, German, European, etc... Doesn't make you any different than the next person. If you think anything diff
@mundayfilms Who is going to bring back all the Indians that were slaughtered? Hitler also helped make America the super power it once was. Europe was left in total devastation. America grew from this greatly. Europe bought American produce,thus supporting American business. Europe bought American produce, and borrowed monies to help rebuild. This transformed America in to the "Super Power" it once was.Later on America's success gave partial reason for "The Cold War".
ok "african -americans don;t hat white people for slavery they hate their attitude about it . and i hate when people say "you americans" let me see you don't want people to generalize you guys but you generalize us? i am american and i am black,mexican and dominican. i am racist toward no one yet i get the dumbest comment daily. i don't go around sayin because THAT white kid said something ignorant i hate all white people. there are idiot and there are assholes and so on.
@sexreader fracture for fracture, eye for eye, tooth for tooth. As he has injured the other, so he is to be injured (Leviticus 24:20) eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, burn for burn, wound for wound, bruise for bruise (Exodus 21:24-25)
Show no pity: life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot (Deuteronomy 19:21)
Water boarding is not what you think. In reality the subject is strapped to a board and dropped headfirst into a 55 gallon drum filled with water. When the subject stops thrashing they are pulled out and revived. Rinse and repeat as many times as necessary.
@claritynow Do you know why we hate americans in Europe?.
- Because you can't drive a fuckin' car without automatic gearboxes, and you only think what you say, is right. You bitches are taking prisoners without a warrant, don't give them a trial and send them to guantanamo, bomb theyre country and say you didn't do shit.
@ostemad49 that is the most asinine set of generalizations I have ever heard. What American who drives can't drive a stick shift? none that i know. Why don't you Germans just go ahead and admit that you are bitter towards Americans because we cock-blocked your nation's attempts at world domination twice in one century? It doesn't take a psychologist to see that that is what you REAL problem with us is.
@ostemad49 Automatic gearbox? That is referred to as a transmission and yes we drive manual transmission vehicles as well. Us bitches for taking prisoners? I would like to consider that making the people taken our bitch. Everyone is presumed innocent until proven guilty in court so they that would mean hmmm they are given a trial how about that detained until the trial. Bomb their country and say didn't do it? No actions are taken unless the United States or our citizens are in imminent danger
they don't use waterboarding, but they do catch unarmed journalists and post a movie over the internet showing the graphic display of torture for all eyes to see over the internet and get terrorized. Well stupid, don't you think that would've. Our enemies don't waterboard they decapitate journalists all the time and post it over the internet. We got to get that out of the web godammit. I will fight until the end.
Picture this, your in the cia and your interrogating suspects all day, then suspect dave comes and is layed out and strapped down on your incline bench, and you waterboard him knowing that he must have some sort of information or he wouldnt be there, so he gurgles and cries and moans and chokes and screams for help pleading he knows nothing, he tries to escape, you just keep going because you know hes lying then you notice something, so you take off the black hood. its your dad. reread this now.
The US kills WWAAAAYYY more of them then they do of us... and for what?! Maybe we should be waterboarded? There is a reason the world hates us. Wake up people. Turn you TV off and your brain on.
@1997ss well when IRAQ will come to your country and kill 1.7million people and not just 1 plane then you will ask youself..why the fuck did ''he'' drop the plane down?
5k americans in WTC (+WTC 7) vs
1.7 million Iraquies and 0.7 million Afghans..=2.5 million ''terrorists''.
wtf u idiot hello 9/11! Many other attacks that have happened, if you think this country is terrible and that people hate us why don't u leave, all this country needs is people that hate it.
550 detainees form Gitmo has been released because they have been living there for 4-5 yrs with no evidence what so ever, indicating that they have "information' that would enable saving lives. So yes the world is not a fairy tale place and you need to open your eyes, ears, brain and every organ of your body.
@CuteBadger, if you were a CIA agent, and you captured "John Q. Arabguy" instead of "Joe Q. Blowemup", don't you think the guy you waterboarded will tell you whatever it is you want to hear just to get the torture to stop?
Oh, btw- people like Pol Pot waterboarded. If a "villain" uses this technique, is it right for us, being the "good guys"? Why not use highly nationalistic motivational speeches and vibrant theme music too? Oh wait, Obama did that...
on behalf of the non-ignorant americans who hate the fascist right wing dicks that are the republican party and right wing media...fuck you PanicAtTheBen and everyone else who thinks america is some blessed country and all others are lower life forms
why all american think germanys are nazis? that was ago long time, we fucking hate nazis here so please shut up, i think you americans watch too much tv, and believe in the politic there, u a fucking controled like robots :) we dont like you americans anymore, make a war with china or something but leave us alone with your shit, we live in peace
Please know that an ignorant select few Americans fall into the category in which you described. Most of us hated Bush, voted Obama, strive for peace, and embrace other cultures. We're a nation founded by and built by immigrants.
@ddlpro Lets see its ironic that the Americans think that you're all Nazis because the jewish power here over the media and hollywood, they tell us daily about their holocaust and make us dislike Germans who are really more likely our own blood than not, the jews aren't there anymore so thank the Nazis for that ha
@ddlpro thats very ignorant and not true, one idiot doesn't speak for a country whether it be the remaining nazis in germany today or the idiots here in the states who think germans are nazis, regardless you are severely ill informed my friend
@ddlpro thats rather hypocritical wouldn't you say? For one I am certain not all Germans were nazis back then either. And as such not all americans support the bullshit policies our government enforces these modern days.
@ddlpro It's all good man, I've been to Germany and love it and know you are all chill. Got along great with everyone over there, I just wish I had known more of the language then. I'm learning now.
@ddlpro We are not all like that. There is growing resistance, but you probably won't see it for some time on your local news. Don't go saying all of us are like that and we won't say you're Nazis. Have fun with your immigrant population! Don't you have to go "Germanize" them or something?
@ddlpro It's ok man.. I agree with you.. But it's not just that.. Many of us Americans think we're so great when in reality we still torture people when interrogating but just in different countries.. We exploit other countries for their resources.. We plant our own puppets in other countries so that we can control or get what we need from there.
@ddlpro that's funny because most americans do not think Germans are nazi's. And it's funny that you say that we are "controlled" when we are the freest people on earth. Sure you have very similar freedoms, but you will never be as free as americans.
@ddlpro Erst: Bitte nicht alle Amerikaner generalisieren nur weil ein paar etwas dummes sagt. Wir, wie jede Nationalitaet, haben viele verschiedene Meinungen. Wenn du so ein dummes Kommentar sagst, was sollen anderen Menschen denken? Alle Deutsche, die ich mal kennengelernt habe, moegen Amerikaner. Sollte ich von jetzt an einfach finde, weil du etwas Uninfomiertes gesagt hast, dass jeder Deutscher unintelligent ist? Nee, das wuerde nicht klug sein aber das ist, was du hier machst.
@ddlpro Erst: Bitte nicht alle Amerikaner generalisieren nur weil ein paar etwas dummes sagt. Wir, wie jede Nationalitaet, haben viele verschiedene Meinungen. Wenn du so ein dummes Kommentar sagst, was sollen anderen Menschen denken? Alle Deutsche, die ich mal kennengelernt habe, moegen Amerikaner. Sollte ich von jetzt an einfach finde, weil du etwas Uninfomiertes gesagt hast, dass jeder Deutscher unintelligent ist? Nee, das wuerde nicht klug sein aber das ist, was du hier machst.
@ddlpro Erst: Bitte nicht alle Amerikaner generalisieren nur weil ein paar etwas dummes sagt. Wir, wie jede Nationalitaet, haben viele verschiedene Meinungen. Wenn du so ein dummes Kommentar sagst, was sollen anderen Menschen denken? Alle Deutsche, die ich mal kennengelernt habe, moegen Amerikaner. Sollte ich von jetzt an einfach finde, weil du etwas Uninfomiertes gesagt hast, dass jeder Deutscher unintelligent ist? Nee, das wuerde nicht klug sein aber das ist, was du hier machst.
@ddlpro we arent controlled like robots were still the most free and greatest country on earth everyone else wishes they could have an ounce of what we have....and yea china is about the only other country that could match up with us in war we cant be stopped lol
@ddlpro You sound pretty angry for someone who lives in peace. You are criticizing Americans for believing in idiotic stereotypes and yet you are engaging in the same exact thing? "all u americans r stupid, controlled, u guys r fat n lazy" Most Americans are not as ignorant as you are.
By the way, Germany remains the number one buyer of Nazi era SS Wine (labeled by a swastika).
Way to go idiot, all you have done is made yourself look stupid and ignorant.
@ddlpro Why do all europeans think we're all ignorant fat asshole that drive Hummers and eat Mcdonalds everyday? You say we're stupid for stereotyping germans and yet you do the same... FUCK YOU AND YOUR SAUSAGES!
@ddlpro and to think of it germany expanded its empire and took over countries and converted them to nazi's. there were a lot of non-german nazi's. the only reason Nazism happened was because they were left with no money, no cash making colonies, etc... then hitler happened and promised hope and wealth. i dont think it was germany's fault. it was just 1 person who could persuade people well in a time of struggle. its not like all americans think that. its mostly kids who wanna act tough online.
@ddlpro yea i know it pisses me off im like full german i have blond hair blue eyes and people always call me a nazi at school but since i am pretty popular at school i just beat there ass nuff said
The difference between Nazi germany and America is we got to prosecute your guys for crimes against humanity, but you can't prosecute our politicians because America is above the jurisdiction of International Law.
Several Nazis were formerly convicted of "War of Aggression" and "Torture", and what do you think this whole Iraq War was?
War of Aggression - a military conflict waged absent the justification of self-defense (WOMD in Iraq?), usually followed by other war crimes, including Torture.
well, Iraq was in violation to several (over 12) United Nations security council resolutions. so if you want to talk about enforcing international law... why not go to the UN for not enforcing its own policies. if it does not enforce its own measures what use is it to the people of the world.
somalia, sudan, north korea, iran, the list goes on and on. why are you singling out the United States. While our war in iraq was very unwise, it wasnt exactly illegal.
as an american i begrudgingly agree. we put native americans on reservations and made numerous treaties with them that were frequently ignored, changed, and broken.
while your countries nazi government was running concentration camps, our government put japanese american citizens in concentration camps, their crime being japanese. and we build monuments to the president who did it. one can be found in the capital. we also promised the japanese their property would be safe, which it wasnt.
it doesnt matter how old i am, the holocaust was more then 60 years ago, why is there any blame against germans today?? wut more do they have to do its illegal to be a nazi in germany, if u dey holocasust u go to jail, wtf else do u want, it happened 60 fucking years ago, wut else do u want germans to do??
at first maybe you don't know I'm living in germany :) and second it does matter how old you are because the nazis don't attack kids (at least if they're german) so dont talk or write shit if you dont know a shit about it, just because of people like you do all the other idiots in germany think that it got better in the last years, NO IT DID'NT !! there are still nazis, there are still people who talk just to talk and its getting worse and worse...but I like germany and thats the point :)
No, you're not in germany. Your IP and your profile are both american. You don't know shit. You're just another internet wanker trying to pick fights.
Every country tortures people and though I am not saying it is right, I am sure in some instances the very people that want to be protected would be OK with it happening.
See how Obama caused cops to start shooting young black men, when he stalled the appointment of Senator Roland Burris, to incite OPD casualties? You are failing to understand MONTY PYTHON, such as Carol Cleveland goofing as Mrs.John the Baptist, in a trench.
See how the Atlantic and Pacific trenches can be configured and blasted, selectively, to keep washing our coasts, with terrible tsunamis? WE ARE UNDER THAT GUN.
Monty Python sketched YOUR brown-water destiny. 360.yahoo/bobgnote
Earth to TWA Flight T! Brits burned DC, Madison threw in over illegal establishment, letting GONY get in, Lincoln got shot, US drifted into a secret treaty with Victoria, who invaded Palestine, 1882. 1893 US invasion of Hawaii proved a secret treaty, WHICH STARTED BOTH WWI AND WWII, tardies. La Palma and Atlantic and Pacific trenches will spit tsunamis at you, over waterboarding for Israel, when JEWS ARE FROM ETHIOPIA and then from THE PURPLE GANG or NATUREI KARTA, not both. 360.yahoo/bobgnote
many funny stuff....u need a waterbottle, technicfreaks take a tube...also you need a funny coloured cloth, couse: the eyes tortures with ;).... of course not everyone has a real taliban in his backyard, but you could also ask your grandpa why he eats arabian food....
oh you silly germans.. with your flurgens and blurgens. im a prick sorry. but somtimes your language sounds like your being constantly water boared. sorry again.
find ich nicht lustig, foltermethoden zu verarschen, da wird die ernsthaftigkeit hinter diesem thema total umgangen, menschenrechte sind für alle da, und nicht nur für die, denen es sowieso besser geht als dem rest dieser welt.
Nobody even cares about canada lol
KiIlerKiwi 28 minutes ago
I wanted to see a video, and instead, got a lot of people telling me that I suck because of the country I live in.
U mad bros?
TooBoss4Sauce 1 week ago
@Tdubify AMERICA IS SHIT.
YOU LOST TO VIETNAM AND HALF OF YOUR PEOPLE STILL THINK IT'S A WAR, NOT A PLACE
WaffleFa1L 1 week ago
Lol. I'm American and I don't speak German, but this seemed like it could be funny. I assume he's doing some sort of parody, maybe I'm wrong.
I saw Hitchens waterboarded and he said it's torture, so I have to assume it is torture. Still, I want to try it myself, as masochistic as that sounds.
And to all the foreigners hating Americans... learn to forgive. Speaking on behalf of the people of America, we truly are good people--but we make mistakes just like everyone else, including you.
jmatt926 3 weeks ago
I used to be a waterboarder but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Fauthal 1 month ago
@Fauthal that's out of date mate :)
mehadi1000 1 month ago
thank you america for teaching me and others how to torture
sleepup7931 1 month ago
@TheESPCat very true. every year, the west is moving ever closer to totalitarianism ... it's astounding that there's no organized and serious opposition to these laws that are being passed left and right. i have no hope for true liberty in neither US nor EU anymore. i fully agree that outlawing thought or speech or symbols is outrageous.
sherhak 1 month ago
@TheESPCat no they're not. these laws are very stupid all over europe and violate free speech and free thought. but, in the US, the military can imprison any american without trial, indefinitely. even iran, at least, gives you a trial before locking you up. that's today's USA. better to shut up about the holocaust than disappear at Gitmo indefinitely.
sherhak 1 month ago
Technik begeisterte nehmen nen Schlauch. LOL
evotelix 2 months ago
Englisch bitte, ich spreche kein Deutsch ... Oh, Moment mal, ich will! LOL
XxDressagex 3 months ago
Thats the big deal??? That only makes you stronger. Great recovery period and no scars, Why the fuss????
ARCHDIVERALPHATEAM 3 months ago
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ARCHDIVERALPHATEAM 4 months ago
Poor americans, the whole world hates you, and you don't even understand why.. kinda sad. I'll give you a hint...maybe because youre getting bitchy if someone criticize you. And wow, germans are nazis? Well, that lies in the past. Now it's time for your government to be fascistic. And I must admit, they're doing pretty good. I dont even know who's more evil..China or the USA..at least China is honest about their intentions.
Liberare87 5 months ago 27
@Liberare87 China honest about their intentions??? seriously? where the fuck are you from, Canada?
420friendlyyyy 2 months ago
@420friendlyyyy Yup, they're honest about their intentions, They dont say "We want to bring democracy to your country, thats why we're invading you..oh and by the way, if your country has access to oil, we will get that too." All I try to say is, that the US Government are a bunch of hypocrites. And would it be so wrong to live in Canada? Whats your point anyways, besides being an ignorant american? But for the record, Im from Germany, so go on and call me Nazi or whatever, we dont care anymore.
Liberare87 2 months ago
@Liberare87 Your just jealous cause we re the best of them all.
ImHixxxgaming 1 month ago
@ImHixxxgaming I remember back when I was a self-righteous prick, too. It felt good. I was the best of the best. There wasn't a single joke out there I couldn't take literally and humorlessly. I worked the soup kitchens, out-marched the activists, and found the mathematical formula for the shortest time from hearing a sentence to working myself up into an outrage. Good times though.
Liberare87 1 month ago 2
@Liberare87 Your comment made no sense what so ever.
ImHixxxgaming 1 month ago
@ImHixxxgaming Just as planned. I thought it was my turn to talk bullshit. Good day sir.
Liberare87 1 month ago
@Liberare87 And Look at you, man. Taking down the rest of us to make you look superior? Congratsss,you understand the USA now!:D Im aware of the problems my country has caused. It's not about what we've done in the past, it's about what we're capable of.and Who are you to tell us the whole world hates us?A German? Im German and proud :) U clearly just got too offended by some ignorant nazi comment. and CHINA Honest? Have you ever used the internet there? the Gov practically writes it
420friendlyyyy 4 weeks ago
@420friendlyyyy I don't even know what your point is? I obviously hurt your feelings if you response like this. I guess you americans are simply not used to it. Besides the fact that I don't really need to tell you this. You can lie to yourself, I don't care. Jeeez, you dont even get a simply sentence. I said: at least China is honest about their INTENTIONS! They don't say:"Hey guys, we're the league of justice, and if we're invade your country, it'y only because we love democracy so much!"
Liberare87 4 weeks ago
@Liberare87 "I guess you Americans are simply not used to it." I only happen across shit talk like this 17 times a day, all within the span of 3 YouTube videos. how can you honestly question why people retort to this criticism? It's annoying. Just like i'm sure some 10 year old kid calling Germans Nazis would also be. But i don't base my understanding of someones education off their nationality, nor do i get my reasoning from 10 year old's who say stupid shit on the internet.
burntbannana 6 days ago
@420friendlyyyy And you should get used to the fact that most foreigners will not be friendly to you. Youre not the heroes anymore, now youre kind of an enemy. The enemy of freedom.
Liberare87 4 weeks ago
@Liberare87 Hey fuck off you're a piece of shit. You're jealous bc we run the world. Lol remember WW2? yeah, we fucked you're shit up. Play any call of duty and then you'll know.
Tdubify 1 week ago
@Tdubify america didnt want to go to germany!!! when the nazis were destroying the uk, u just supported england with guns and food!!!! u were at this point one of the mightiest countries of the world and all u did was watching other parts of the world getting destroyed. except of that u are always there when a war starts: cold war, vietnam, bombing hiroshima with a nuklear bomb, and the "war" in afghanistan...
sincity4012 1 week ago
@Liberare87 I would like to point out that the sane, and educated half of America Also hates what America has become, particularly the Conservative side. You know... the one that loves torture, and wars. Generalizing America as such does nothing to reinforce your point.
Number two : Hint, that road goes two ways.
Lastly, Once again. You are calling out the misinformed, ignorant conservative side of America, the fascist Conservatives.
spacer125 4 days ago
Everyone who calls Germans Nazi´s is a Nazi himself. Think about it.
ItsRayful 8 months ago
@ItsRayful No the Nazi's were a political party which was started by Anton Drexler as a means to draw workers away from communism and into völkisch nationalism. Nazism Is not a form of racism.
XxDressagex 3 months ago
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LCG8928 8 months ago
cool language. I wish I knew what they were saying
Kyo10001 8 months ago
cool language
Kyo10001 8 months ago
@irtehpwnjoointehfaic where on earth did you get that statistic? The overwhelming majority of American blacks are the descendants of slaves. It's probably closer to 90% or greater.
oldstock1607 8 months ago
God I love America....FUCK YEAH!!!
jwdunham6 9 months ago
Poor lil Anne Frank.
duder7589 9 months ago
speaking of nazis, USA has probably far more nazis and kkk than germany these days.
germany is one of the most tolerant countries in the world.
sherhak 9 months ago 39
@sherhak uche uche holland uche
eeniemand1 3 months ago
was passiert denn da bekommt man keine luft oder was daran so schlimm???
kackeralph 10 months ago
im taking german in school and actually understood this video :) but i dont think ill be showing my teacher this...
Sparkzz420 10 months ago
Next person that generalizes Americans is gonna get bitch slapped. I'm an American and I don't live up to half of the stereotypes that were discussed. Pick one group of Americans out and trash them. Like trailer park trash, that ruins the American name. Who cares were your from or what color you are people are all the same: walk on two legs, eat food, and sleep. Just cause your black, white, German, European, etc... Doesn't make you any different than the next person. If you think anything diff
willyb10776 11 months ago
Germany is one of the best country in the world, much more cleaner than your shit american roads!
habbohotelnl 1 year ago
@habbohotelnl that still doesnt bring back 8 million jews
mundayfilms 11 months ago
@mundayfilms Who is going to bring back all the Indians that were slaughtered? Hitler also helped make America the super power it once was. Europe was left in total devastation. America grew from this greatly. Europe bought American produce,thus supporting American business. Europe bought American produce, and borrowed monies to help rebuild. This transformed America in to the "Super Power" it once was.Later on America's success gave partial reason for "The Cold War".
TheMondeoSt220 9 months ago
@TheMondeoSt220 alright I can see your point. But if i was to take away one event in history, it would be the holocaust
mundayfilms 9 months ago
Ich finde das gar nicht lustig.
mercedes1benz1 1 year ago
rofl
vict0r1ous 1 year ago
ok "african -americans don;t hat white people for slavery they hate their attitude about it . and i hate when people say "you americans" let me see you don't want people to generalize you guys but you generalize us? i am american and i am black,mexican and dominican. i am racist toward no one yet i get the dumbest comment daily. i don't go around sayin because THAT white kid said something ignorant i hate all white people. there are idiot and there are assholes and so on.
jdenicut3 1 year ago
@sexreader fracture for fracture, eye for eye, tooth for tooth. As he has injured the other, so he is to be injured (Leviticus 24:20) eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, burn for burn, wound for wound, bruise for bruise (Exodus 21:24-25)
Show no pity: life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot (Deuteronomy 19:21)
PeacefulAtheist1 1 year ago
the germans are the reason why we even went to the moon
pimpfluid69 1 year ago
Water boarding is not what you think. In reality the subject is strapped to a board and dropped headfirst into a 55 gallon drum filled with water. When the subject stops thrashing they are pulled out and revived. Rinse and repeat as many times as necessary.
biguglycreek 1 year ago
Oh, Europe. You and your dying languages.
claritynow 1 year ago
@claritynow Do you know why we hate americans in Europe?.
- Because you can't drive a fuckin' car without automatic gearboxes, and you only think what you say, is right. You bitches are taking prisoners without a warrant, don't give them a trial and send them to guantanamo, bomb theyre country and say you didn't do shit.
ostemad49 1 year ago 2
@ostemad49 no, we don't. Maybe you do but i do not
qaywsxedc666 1 year ago
@ostemad49 that is the most asinine set of generalizations I have ever heard. What American who drives can't drive a stick shift? none that i know. Why don't you Germans just go ahead and admit that you are bitter towards Americans because we cock-blocked your nation's attempts at world domination twice in one century? It doesn't take a psychologist to see that that is what you REAL problem with us is.
oldstock1607 8 months ago
@ostemad49 Automatic gearbox? That is referred to as a transmission and yes we drive manual transmission vehicles as well. Us bitches for taking prisoners? I would like to consider that making the people taken our bitch. Everyone is presumed innocent until proven guilty in court so they that would mean hmmm they are given a trial how about that detained until the trial. Bomb their country and say didn't do it? No actions are taken unless the United States or our citizens are in imminent danger
aaronp771 8 months ago
Viel Spass, waterboarding OMG funny!
XpolymerX 1 year ago
What did he say about Pakistani?
recievedmails 1 year ago
0:41
It's george dabolyoo!
TheGuyTakingPictures 1 year ago
Water Boarding! YAY!
Luttenegger15234 1 year ago
this was fuckin hilarious. So sorry guys for the way my goverment acts. Guys like me are in the minority.....
FreedumbFighter28 1 year ago
yes my feuher.
pollyman4206 1 year ago
fuck america and is dogs
mr77sean 1 year ago
what does that kraut say, any translation?
white000bear 1 year ago
they don't use waterboarding, but they do catch unarmed journalists and post a movie over the internet showing the graphic display of torture for all eyes to see over the internet and get terrorized. Well stupid, don't you think that would've. Our enemies don't waterboard they decapitate journalists all the time and post it over the internet. We got to get that out of the web godammit. I will fight until the end.
220hotrod 2 years ago 2
E=MC²
guitargodgod 2 years ago
Picture this, your in the cia and your interrogating suspects all day, then suspect dave comes and is layed out and strapped down on your incline bench, and you waterboard him knowing that he must have some sort of information or he wouldnt be there, so he gurgles and cries and moans and chokes and screams for help pleading he knows nothing, he tries to escape, you just keep going because you know hes lying then you notice something, so you take off the black hood. its your dad. reread this now.
boobiesmakemesmile06 2 years ago
if my dad was a terrorist and had info on anything that could save innocent american lives... id gladly waterboard his ass..
MrGherrm 2 years ago
Well if the information they have is needed to save lives, why not waterboard? (The world is not a fairy tale place kids)
CuteBadger 2 years ago
The US kills WWAAAAYYY more of them then they do of us... and for what?! Maybe we should be waterboarded? There is a reason the world hates us. Wake up people. Turn you TV off and your brain on.
garett206 2 years ago
Well when a close friend or family member of yours is on a bus or plane that they blow up you might change your mind.
1997ss 2 years ago
@1997ss well when IRAQ will come to your country and kill 1.7million people and not just 1 plane then you will ask youself..why the fuck did ''he'' drop the plane down?
5k americans in WTC (+WTC 7) vs
1.7 million Iraquies and 0.7 million Afghans..=2.5 million ''terrorists''.
Smells lawful genocide, calm, warm nice helpful liberty-poled, democratic Westerns. (including my country:s)
maikoui 2 years ago
@garett206
"he US kills WWAAAAYYY more of them then they do of us" Where I'm from, they call that winning.
eazyrider17 2 years ago
wtf u idiot hello 9/11! Many other attacks that have happened, if you think this country is terrible and that people hate us why don't u leave, all this country needs is people that hate it.
theaccfan 2 years ago
@theaccfan the people that hate it the most are the ones who make more enemies than it currently has.
do u hate Congo? No. why? no random known american killings known to you. why? no imperialistic foreign policy..
therefore, if you go around the globe (latin america,africa, asia, europe) and kill people, people will hate you..=> USA
maikoui 2 years ago
550 detainees form Gitmo has been released because they have been living there for 4-5 yrs with no evidence what so ever, indicating that they have "information' that would enable saving lives. So yes the world is not a fairy tale place and you need to open your eyes, ears, brain and every organ of your body.
sabbirsa 2 years ago
@CuteBadger, if you were a CIA agent, and you captured "John Q. Arabguy" instead of "Joe Q. Blowemup", don't you think the guy you waterboarded will tell you whatever it is you want to hear just to get the torture to stop?
Oh, btw- people like Pol Pot waterboarded. If a "villain" uses this technique, is it right for us, being the "good guys"? Why not use highly nationalistic motivational speeches and vibrant theme music too? Oh wait, Obama did that...
All that's left is killing our own ppl.
SeraphimPwnsU 2 years ago
waterboarding is torture, has always been torture... and it`s a war-crime!! bush needs to be prosecuted!!!
log140 2 years ago
dat auge foltert schließlich mit ne :D
monkybot 2 years ago
on behalf of the non-ignorant americans who hate the fascist right wing dicks that are the republican party and right wing media...fuck you PanicAtTheBen and everyone else who thinks america is some blessed country and all others are lower life forms
willisb12 2 years ago
why all american think germanys are nazis? that was ago long time, we fucking hate nazis here so please shut up, i think you americans watch too much tv, and believe in the politic there, u a fucking controled like robots :) we dont like you americans anymore, make a war with china or something but leave us alone with your shit, we live in peace
ddlpro 2 years ago 40
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sounds like something a nazi would say. especially since germany doesn't want us to know about the secret Nazi WW3 initiative for 12.20.2012
PanicAtTheBen 2 years ago
"secret Nazi WW3 initiative for 12.20.2012" ?
What u meaning? Explain please, I think its a idle rumour.
ddlpro 2 years ago
Please know that an ignorant select few Americans fall into the category in which you described. Most of us hated Bush, voted Obama, strive for peace, and embrace other cultures. We're a nation founded by and built by immigrants.
aigaocbamf 2 years ago
Do you realize the irony of accusing all 300 million+ Americans of generalizing Germans?
You must be either an idiot or a hypocrite.
gtroman 2 years ago 2
they just dont get that they would have done the exact same thing in your position.
bluntedinatx 2 years ago
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That is why German is a puss country now. Leave our american products alone
Saberek 2 years ago
@ddlpro Lets see its ironic that the Americans think that you're all Nazis because the jewish power here over the media and hollywood, they tell us daily about their holocaust and make us dislike Germans who are really more likely our own blood than not, the jews aren't there anymore so thank the Nazis for that ha
BRUCESYLVIA99 1 year ago
@ddlpro STFU NAZI
turok6969 1 year ago
@ddlpro I agree that was 65 years ago any ways america had slavery for 100 years so they can't say much!
punkimiko 1 year ago
@punkimiko what are you talking about this day and age we have whats called economic slavery.
spyderhex 1 year ago
@ddlpro thats very ignorant and not true, one idiot doesn't speak for a country whether it be the remaining nazis in germany today or the idiots here in the states who think germans are nazis, regardless you are severely ill informed my friend
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@ddlpro not all americans are like that dude.
Totemhorn 1 year ago
@ddlpro thats rather hypocritical wouldn't you say? For one I am certain not all Germans were nazis back then either. And as such not all americans support the bullshit policies our government enforces these modern days.
Totemhorn 1 year ago
@ddlpro It's all good man, I've been to Germany and love it and know you are all chill. Got along great with everyone over there, I just wish I had known more of the language then. I'm learning now.
Tschüss!
r0flcopterz 1 year ago
@ddlpro The same reason the rest of the world thinks we are racist slave owners. People are ignorant.
aenyxx 1 year ago
@ddlpro i don't think that and neither should you think that all americans are controlled. don't make yourself look to ignorent.
1timeuser0904 1 year ago
@ddlpro We are not all like that. There is growing resistance, but you probably won't see it for some time on your local news. Don't go saying all of us are like that and we won't say you're Nazis. Have fun with your immigrant population! Don't you have to go "Germanize" them or something?
TheHSFT 1 year ago
@ddlpro It's ok man.. I agree with you.. But it's not just that.. Many of us Americans think we're so great when in reality we still torture people when interrogating but just in different countries.. We exploit other countries for their resources.. We plant our own puppets in other countries so that we can control or get what we need from there.
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@ddlpro Just like the whole world thinks white south africans are racist.
henmos 1 year ago
@ddlpro that's funny because most americans do not think Germans are nazi's. And it's funny that you say that we are "controlled" when we are the freest people on earth. Sure you have very similar freedoms, but you will never be as free as americans.
domoorigato 1 year ago
@ddlpro All Americans think all Germans are all nazis because all germans think all americans think they are all nazis
dankidge 11 months ago
@ddlpro go pay your heating bill nazi bastard :)
mundayfilms 11 months ago
@ddlpro Erst: Bitte nicht alle Amerikaner generalisieren nur weil ein paar etwas dummes sagt. Wir, wie jede Nationalitaet, haben viele verschiedene Meinungen. Wenn du so ein dummes Kommentar sagst, was sollen anderen Menschen denken? Alle Deutsche, die ich mal kennengelernt habe, moegen Amerikaner. Sollte ich von jetzt an einfach finde, weil du etwas Uninfomiertes gesagt hast, dass jeder Deutscher unintelligent ist? Nee, das wuerde nicht klug sein aber das ist, was du hier machst.
reallyocean 11 months ago
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@ddlpro Erst: Bitte nicht alle Amerikaner generalisieren nur weil ein paar etwas dummes sagt. Wir, wie jede Nationalitaet, haben viele verschiedene Meinungen. Wenn du so ein dummes Kommentar sagst, was sollen anderen Menschen denken? Alle Deutsche, die ich mal kennengelernt habe, moegen Amerikaner. Sollte ich von jetzt an einfach finde, weil du etwas Uninfomiertes gesagt hast, dass jeder Deutscher unintelligent ist? Nee, das wuerde nicht klug sein aber das ist, was du hier machst.
reallyocean 11 months ago
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@ddlpro Erst: Bitte nicht alle Amerikaner generalisieren nur weil ein paar etwas dummes sagt. Wir, wie jede Nationalitaet, haben viele verschiedene Meinungen. Wenn du so ein dummes Kommentar sagst, was sollen anderen Menschen denken? Alle Deutsche, die ich mal kennengelernt habe, moegen Amerikaner. Sollte ich von jetzt an einfach finde, weil du etwas Uninfomiertes gesagt hast, dass jeder Deutscher unintelligent ist? Nee, das wuerde nicht klug sein aber das ist, was du hier machst.
reallyocean 11 months ago
@ddlpro we arent controlled like robots were still the most free and greatest country on earth everyone else wishes they could have an ounce of what we have....and yea china is about the only other country that could match up with us in war we cant be stopped lol
jwdunham6 9 months ago
@ddlpro there arent any sane people out there that thinks you guys are nazi.
antibulletdodger101 8 months ago
@ddlpro You sound pretty angry for someone who lives in peace. You are criticizing Americans for believing in idiotic stereotypes and yet you are engaging in the same exact thing? "all u americans r stupid, controlled, u guys r fat n lazy" Most Americans are not as ignorant as you are.
By the way, Germany remains the number one buyer of Nazi era SS Wine (labeled by a swastika).
Way to go idiot, all you have done is made yourself look stupid and ignorant.
We spell it "You" By the way, not "U".
iamenjoi 8 months ago
@ddlpro Why do all europeans think we're all ignorant fat asshole that drive Hummers and eat Mcdonalds everyday? You say we're stupid for stereotyping germans and yet you do the same... FUCK YOU AND YOUR SAUSAGES!
cangriman0101 8 months ago
@ddlpro so you hate me as well? I hate my fucked up so call govt...there controlling bastards.
teckNine2010 7 months ago
@ddlpro and to think of it germany expanded its empire and took over countries and converted them to nazi's. there were a lot of non-german nazi's. the only reason Nazism happened was because they were left with no money, no cash making colonies, etc... then hitler happened and promised hope and wealth. i dont think it was germany's fault. it was just 1 person who could persuade people well in a time of struggle. its not like all americans think that. its mostly kids who wanna act tough online.
fortyfiveden 7 months ago
@ddlpro yea i know it pisses me off im like full german i have blond hair blue eyes and people always call me a nazi at school but since i am pretty popular at school i just beat there ass nuff said
ViSoNHD 6 months ago
The Germans may have developed the idea of waging war against the world for Lebensraum, but America and Israel have perfected it.
XionXXXX 2 years ago
Profound.
ilovecrap 2 years ago
The difference between Nazi germany and America is we got to prosecute your guys for crimes against humanity, but you can't prosecute our politicians because America is above the jurisdiction of International Law.
Several Nazis were formerly convicted of "War of Aggression" and "Torture", and what do you think this whole Iraq War was?
War of Aggression - a military conflict waged absent the justification of self-defense (WOMD in Iraq?), usually followed by other war crimes, including Torture.
XionXXXX 2 years ago
well, Iraq was in violation to several (over 12) United Nations security council resolutions. so if you want to talk about enforcing international law... why not go to the UN for not enforcing its own policies. if it does not enforce its own measures what use is it to the people of the world.
somalia, sudan, north korea, iran, the list goes on and on. why are you singling out the United States. While our war in iraq was very unwise, it wasnt exactly illegal.
JME1282 2 years ago
@golubec
did you remember the genocide at the Native Americans??
so shut up you are not better than us
Balisto123321 2 years ago
as an american i begrudgingly agree. we put native americans on reservations and made numerous treaties with them that were frequently ignored, changed, and broken.
while your countries nazi government was running concentration camps, our government put japanese american citizens in concentration camps, their crime being japanese. and we build monuments to the president who did it. one can be found in the capital. we also promised the japanese their property would be safe, which it wasnt.
JME1282 2 years ago
Germans are too worried about hiking naked in the alps than to fight terrorists
spd2345 2 years ago
German's shouldn't be talking shit about Americans, did they forget about the holocaust or something?
golubec 2 years ago
yeah that was 50 years ago the germans today werent responsible for it so wuts ur point
tupacIzAlive33 2 years ago 16
how old are you so you can say that?
IRunHipHopmuthafucka 2 years ago
it doesnt matter how old i am, the holocaust was more then 60 years ago, why is there any blame against germans today?? wut more do they have to do its illegal to be a nazi in germany, if u dey holocasust u go to jail, wtf else do u want, it happened 60 fucking years ago, wut else do u want germans to do??
tupacIzAlive33 2 years ago 2
at first maybe you don't know I'm living in germany :) and second it does matter how old you are because the nazis don't attack kids (at least if they're german) so dont talk or write shit if you dont know a shit about it, just because of people like you do all the other idiots in germany think that it got better in the last years, NO IT DID'NT !! there are still nazis, there are still people who talk just to talk and its getting worse and worse...but I like germany and thats the point :)
IRunHipHopmuthafucka 2 years ago
No, you're not in germany. Your IP and your profile are both american. You don't know shit. You're just another internet wanker trying to pick fights.
skythra 2 years ago
you stupid ass, you can't watch music clips at this time in germany
IRunHipHopmuthafucka 2 years ago
the germans have stopped to torture people in 1945. americans still do it.
beavis2004 2 years ago 3
hahahahahahahahah...Nice
RCracin4life 2 years ago
If we fight Germany again I'm joining the marines
Werock4roll 2 years ago
hell yeah damn socialist nazis!!
spd2345 2 years ago
Every country tortures people and though I am not saying it is right, I am sure in some instances the very people that want to be protected would be OK with it happening.
Eimhin1 2 years ago
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mcorvin2007 2 years ago
See how Obama caused cops to start shooting young black men, when he stalled the appointment of Senator Roland Burris, to incite OPD casualties? You are failing to understand MONTY PYTHON, such as Carol Cleveland goofing as Mrs.John the Baptist, in a trench.
See how the Atlantic and Pacific trenches can be configured and blasted, selectively, to keep washing our coasts, with terrible tsunamis? WE ARE UNDER THAT GUN.
Monty Python sketched YOUR brown-water destiny. 360.yahoo/bobgnote
bobgnote1 2 years ago
vee have vays of making you talk.
rw5791 2 years ago 3
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Earth to TWA Flight T! Brits burned DC, Madison threw in over illegal establishment, letting GONY get in, Lincoln got shot, US drifted into a secret treaty with Victoria, who invaded Palestine, 1882. 1893 US invasion of Hawaii proved a secret treaty, WHICH STARTED BOTH WWI AND WWII, tardies. La Palma and Atlantic and Pacific trenches will spit tsunamis at you, over waterboarding for Israel, when JEWS ARE FROM ETHIOPIA and then from THE PURPLE GANG or NATUREI KARTA, not both. 360.yahoo/bobgnote
bobgnote1 2 years ago
i wish i knew german that looked funny as hell
xwhiskeybentx 2 years ago
Sehr clever, obwohl nicht so lustig fur uns, die in den polizeistaat USA leben mussen...
kjteuro18 2 years ago
lol die neuste funsportart :D
SkiFlyer123 2 years ago
oo what language is thisss?
xlithiumsXvictimx 2 years ago
-_-
mswansonxi 2 years ago 3
German
damaged01 2 years ago
german
dogwithagun1 2 years ago
Flurgen blurgen flurgen burgen! De GEORGE DUBLE U
ScoRune67 2 years ago
Utz ai denk? Ohhh! Utz ai denchk! Now I got it.
ajolly2 3 years ago
Mister Maker for adults!!!
yihaa75 3 years ago
Ah....hehehe what the fuck did he just say?
ignitedtru 3 years ago
many funny stuff....u need a waterbottle, technicfreaks take a tube...also you need a funny coloured cloth, couse: the eyes tortures with ;).... of course not everyone has a real taliban in his backyard, but you could also ask your grandpa why he eats arabian food....
ADONRADON1337 2 years ago
its hard to imagine what it feels like, it looks like its nothing! im never gonna try that lol!
cryps1 3 years ago
sehr lustig! ich mochte waterboarding macht.
sigs91 3 years ago
Mein gott...
TheKrds 2 years ago
lol 0:40 abaal dul george W fourgan burgan
Ddubb925 3 years ago
sehr mochte macht lustig! abaal waterboarding george W ich macht abaal.
ty99999returns 3 years ago
if you dont speak german.. then it looks like a very evil kids show..
leechdom 3 years ago
xDDDD it is
ADONRADON1337 2 years ago
Ja. Was kennen sie?
TheKrds 2 years ago
still.. its looks like a kids show..
leechdom 3 years ago 2
i could take it!!!! OK maybe not.. im just joking. i was drunk too. give me a break.
leechdom 3 years ago
water board me i want to be warterboarded i think us girls should be waterboarded on a regular basis
kvaughn301 3 years ago
thats supposed to be amusing
billysue2 3 years ago
Probably taken right out of Hitler's book like a lot of other Bush/Cheney/Rove strategies.
downscale 3 years ago 2
Flurgen Burgen Merfrestchdentauben raus. Silly, silly germans.
MADmofo5 3 years ago
seriously though.. that is kinda fucked up.
leechdom 3 years ago
Go finish your doughnut fatboy.
1stTreeMan 3 years ago
oh you silly germans.. with your flurgens and blurgens. im a prick sorry. but somtimes your language sounds like your being constantly water boared. sorry again.
leechdom 3 years ago
Typical American always has something to apologize for.
sabrinac1 3 years ago
leechdom speaks the truth anyone who bad mouths him deserves to be waterboarded
2506matt 3 years ago
Haha :) Nice black humour.
dochmbi 3 years ago 4
find ich nicht lustig, foltermethoden zu verarschen, da wird die ernsthaftigkeit hinter diesem thema total umgangen, menschenrechte sind für alle da, und nicht nur für die, denen es sowieso besser geht als dem rest dieser welt.
ChristianG666 3 years ago
I don't think this is funny at all.
lennartgoosens 3 years ago