Betty Bowers' Film Festival Award

[dothedeed]

"God told me to hate you" yes - thats the standard christian reason.

[elvickRULES]

Shame this video isn't more popular out of hers, because I think it's one of her most awesome.

[greiteneis]

"I'm barely judging." Oh my God it's too delicious...can't type...spleen rupturing.

[havvyweponsman]

"Luckily for you, heaven is easier to get into than one of those Palin gals."

OHHH SHIT

[1111che]

Christianity is a cult that is based on a bunch of fairy tales. Those who call themselves Christians really need to get help! Political leaders use Christianity to fool people into voting for them. It's all a sham! Wake up!!!

[Katalyzt]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­!!! Clever!

[rickster348]

it's all funny now.

[CelineWilde]

ha ha

[Rhythmnsolevideos]

this is dumb!!!!! what an stupid chick!

[naddyo1]

@Rhythmnsolevideos I beg to differ, and a* not an. :)

[rumba215]

This is hilarious!! Christianity is so stupid it just begs for people to poke fun at it.

[ladylovestoteaze13]

god is love

[tanaats]

@ladylovestoteaze13 - "god is love"

"And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death." (Leviticus 20:10)

[nunyabizzzzzzz]

@ladylovestoteaze13 yours may be, but the Christian one certainly isn't!

[ilikepepsi33]

b!ch

[3investigators]

Wonderful!  Thank you!

[willsauntfoofoo1]

Loved the "watch you masturbate" line!

[sergeantRC]

I love this Woman!!!!!!!

[200339612]

@aaron121686 hey shes making fun of God Jesus.. id hate for her to go to hell.. one day SHE , Will confess he is God, she will bown down to him, one day every tongue will confess he is God and every knee will Bown.. deep inside u guys know God Exists you are just blinded by satan and dont want to believe.. god is Real and we always feel his presence and He is comming Soon and every eye shall see that he is God! Come Lord Jesus!

[mistereveready]

@200339612 medication, it can help. this womans comedy is so epic that its over powered and limited to one per server. also, she's hella hot. jesus had 2000+ years to come back and do something right this time. guess he's traveling at the speed of light, ie time dilation, or more accurately just not real or just some regular guy who died.

[200339612]

@mistereveready but hey listen who ever put this video why did u put Christian when it affends my religion, You know i can sue you and put you in court for this? i could call the services and get your account deleted but i wont, ill Let God deal with you, but comeon, we chrsistians dont make fun of you guys why do you guys have to make fun of us?

[mistereveready]

@200339612 as if. if i had said that someone should do something bad to you because of your delusions, then yes you'd have a case. but you dont. religions, like any other idea/philosophy are quite open to scrutiny. christians do poke fun at other religions & atheist. I read your deleted reply calling her ugly etc, etc. if christianity wasn't so laughably bad it'd not be so easy to ridicule. i dont have to any respect for your religion, nor can your imaginary god can do nothing to me.

[drfoxcourt]

@200339612 Honestly, your religion could use quite a bit of offending. After all it has been an offense to common decency and good taste for a long time. I mean what's with all the vows of poverty and damnation? How gauche!

God has already blessed Betty Bowers with a fine sense of irony whereas you must have done something horribly wrong to be cursed with such credulity.

[joaseae2012]

@200339612 Mrs. Bowers is a true Christian!

[oneironaut420]

@200339612 You really think that in the US, where we have freedom of speech and freedom of (and from) religion, someone can be sued simply for knocking your religion? Thank god this country wasn't founded on your version of the Bible.

[medesdaddy]

@200339612 U really are an idiot..U don't have the right to bann something because it offends your religion

[krasblak]

@200339612

you can't sue anyone for offending your religion and you can't have anyone banned because their views differ from yours... if that were the case the you could be sued and banned because you do not agree with someone else ;)

[trish36oh]

@200339612 you chrisitans condemn anyone who does not believe in your God. A little comedy at your expense is by far much kinder than how many Christians treat their fellow human beings.

[AgentCROCODILE]

Betty Bowers I need your help: Leviticus 26:29 says I am meant to eat my own children. But I have no children. Do you think the LORD will offer me a concubine?

[ricmarc]

she has got to have gay writers.

[sonever1]

Very funny snarkiness that most fellow Christians can appreciate. Hopefully prompting some atheists to inquire further and enjoy some C.S. Lewis 'Screwtape Letters' and 'Mere Christianity'. Grist for the mill.

[TheBlessingOfWords]

Youre the worst cristian ever.

[reieto]

Sigh...the world is alright with BB in the house.

[id88viper88id]

Hmmm... I'm an atheist and masturbated just a few minutes ago and Jesus was watching me? OH JESUS... What is he, a perv :D?

[ktg619]

"Heaven is easier to get into then one of those Palin gals." brilliant

[merle9999]

You're killing ME!

[jscott1966]

"...all the unsaved trash he's going to FLING into hell!" ROFL!! More please!

[msblackrose1985]

i love this make more plz

[flyguy380]

I love you so much.

[zenileon]

You are absolutely wonderful Mrs. Bowers!!! Has anyone ever told you that?!

[budspott]

"Such an economical recipe" LOL!!!

[SquidViscous]

Way funnier than Sara Silverman in my opinion

[nyingma13]

OMG! Betty, you are fucking hilarious!!!!! Sara Silverman in a pink suit and pearls!

[hindellish]

I'm barely judging!!

[TehJamesxx]

I'd go to a Nicole Kidman film festival. D:

[MattLeDiable]

This is soooo amazing. You deserve way more subscribers than you already have!

[Mephisto2050]

wham! you are in heaven" LOL

[jkoreosrock]

HAHAHA LOL OMG

I LOVE THAT

THAT IS SO ture

if heaven is going to be filled with idiot why go ahha XD

oh betty

you are so funnny :D

[ematj]

thaha! yr awesome! the last sentence! ahaha

[missdih]

brilliant!

[Astrobrant2]

Another hot, brilliant, female atheist? GOD!!!

But wait. Are you a Peoriaphobe???

[DemonTaoist]

Just ask Jesus!

[thebutler89]

"Remember that when you go home tonight he's, watching you masturbate."

[elvickRULES]

"I'm barely judging"

Love it.

[MarcusCardiff]

This woman is a born again genius.

[phorse]

@MarcusCardiff LOL! You think shes real...

[Ivanbasyn]

Voor alle Belgen: laat ze overkomen naar Comedy Casino

[ematj]

ze mag inderdaad overkomen naar comedy casino! ik zou voor en keer weg gaan van mijn tv-scherm en live gaan kijken!

[ClassyBug]

This woman is god.

[IMMax77]

The Mel Gibson "Jesus" in the background is hysterical!

Deven is deliciously brilliant.

[lefemmerachael]

"sorta like texas"........giggle

[tygerchicago]

I wanna go visit one of them lesbian pool halls in Peoria

[Ramshobraja]

Wwjd? When you cant defend your faith, lash out violently.

[divoboy]

YYAAAAAYY!!! I LOVE IT! Can I post it on my Facebok??? PLEEASE! I have 4,000 friends!

[Coryashire]

Gays for betty bower!!!

[vectorsigma3441]

Awesome, awesome. Saw this on an atheist community on livejournal, was impressed, and had to tell you how much I love it. Perfect amount of humor and your voice makes everything flow so well. Bloody good, and I hope you make more! XD

[MrsBettyBowers]

Apparently, more Arab than Christian, dear.

[msginca]

I am so in love with this woman my heart aches!!!

[elvickRULES]

This is the best stuff on YouTube.

[Jarut195]

she is wonderful, and christianity is a lie,

[nuavecmoi]

"I'm barely judging" ahahahaha

[jeffwolfheart]

I love you, even tho i am one of the piles of unsaved trash. but it cool, or should i say hot as hell!! at least i will be worm, and you know that Lucifer looks really sexy;) maybe i can be is left hand man? who dose not love a bad ass, really now? well have fun in heaven Betty, but know that the party is down stares.

peace out and great video. like always.

[YukoValis]

it's so scary how someone who looks so much like a bible thumper could be that damn awesome. brings me to tears how great she is ^^

[ferretboy787]

LMAO Amazing!

[GnosticAtheist]

Pure liquid awesomeness

[Banneord]

YOU. ARE. AWESOME.

[paganklh]

Hell bound Betty...amen

[LiveFromTheCatHouse]

I love love love her! For me she is absolutely the funniest and most talented person I have ever seen do this kind of comedy. She trashed one of my videos and it was totally awesome, i was all giggly and stupid for hours. Keep up the good work honey you deserve every compliment that comes your way and then some.

[xj2yzz]

deven green is a talented woman,and she in that getup does look good.

[pammer12345]

Awesome. And the marriage vid she did absolutely deserves awards. I think it's probably the best vid on youtube.

[ChihuahuaBrave]

The marriage video was amazing. It was accurate as far as I can tell. This woman is highly intelligent and she points out the hyprocrisy in all of it.

[connectmoi]

Priceless. Thanks, Betty!!

[PanicMaiden]

Hahah. I would love the dialogue to this. =]

[tiffanilambert]

...sort of like Texas. HAHAHAHAHA!

[hackerblaster]

Haha...Jesus is going to watch you masturbate. rofl

[RoyalGuard503]

Betty Bowers, thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory. Forever and ever. Amen.

[rationalmuscle]

Am I the only one who wants to fuck Betty like I'm settling an old score?

[richarddunaway]

HEY, WATCH IT, you're talkin' about the woman I love!

[rationalmuscle]

ha!

[revbookburn]

i adore you

[halfasheep]

Betty, can I watch Jesus mastabate in heaven?.

[kleptordemagnifico]

You are the greatest!

[no1saphead]

She is one class above us all.

[MrMDLeather99]

Easier to get into than one of those Palin gals.....

LOVE IT

[ZipDog11]

BRAVO! Ms. Betty Bowers, you rock.

[etantao]

excellent stuff!

[arthuride]

I was born again--and like a new baby had no knowledge and no need for any god or other nefarious fantasy. I learned that as a child but when I became a man I put aside childish things and returned to disbelief (quoting St Paul).

[leblancjb]

I see the resemblance between this and 1 Cor. 13:11, but I'd love to know where this quote came from exactly or if it is just a paraphrasing. Could you point me in the right direction?

[arthuride]

There is nothing Paul(ine) about the line. It is found in the ancient verses of Egyptian god Thoth or the Greek Hermes Trismegistus (Thrice Blessed or Thrice Great) laying the foundation for the novel and mythical Trinity (originally Egyptian and Greek pagan deities). Emphasis is on "childish things" or superstitions that are to be discarded along with a blind acceptance or belief in anything that cannot be scientifically proven. For example, you cannot use the bible to prove the bible.

[IMMax77]

Deliciously Blasphemous.

[BobCubTAC]

LOL! I love her!

[no1saphead]

me too !

[stephenetienne]

Yea, Betty!

[Yzsaakc]

Glory me to GOD in the Highest.

[Vanderdecken91]

Oh I love that... "It's nothing personal... God told me to hate you".

[MagellansUnderwear]

"he's going to be watching you masturbate"

[themanofearth]

ENCORE!

[XanaduPreservation]

I wonder if she knows Pastor Dick over in Negativland?

[RLP1972]

FABULOUS  !!!!!!

[Hersheysd]

Thank you Betty! Love It!!!!!!!

[AdamDownTownRal]

I love you. There I said it.

[magicwhiteguys]

you are the greatest miss bowers...

[jeffmarcowitz]

Ohhhhh Miss Betty u r so much fun. As we speak the Catholics next door r spreading cemetary dirt on my porch and chicken bones on my front path. The Penecostals on the other side r talkin n tongues. U see I am a homo sexical and I have invaded their territory by buying the nicest house on the street. I have my eye on that teen age catholic boy btw, I like the way he fills out them shorts!! Well I better go now I think I smell gasoline!! Yikes.

[Ollyuk]

This is genius!

[paulusmagirl]

hahaha

[MercieSuicide]

Ms. Bowers, you amuse the hell out of me.

[o0oviceo0o]

I could have no one but Mrs. BB hate me and damn my soul! Here's a bad athiest's joke: What's the biggest drawback to being an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm!

[stereoroid]

That hair is scaring the be-jeezuz out of me. How many screws does it take to keep it locked in place like that? Or is it just a LOT of hairspray? That might explain a few things ... ;-)

[aogilmor]

Very fine! Thanks for the laugh...

[amystattoo]

Class!

[danno700]

I love you Betty! Smite the heathens!

[PeterOrszagCallMe]

Congratualtions Ms. Bowers--I guess?

[spacebroom]

Thank you, Mrs. Bowers.

[daveandtom]

I love Betty!

[KataVideo]

"Heaven is easier to get into than one of those palin gals"

ROTFLMFAO

[apickle]

Hey man- er... woman...

I'm in Texas! Just saw an Obama08 sticker on a Nissan Titan! :D

[GenerationXeroFilms]

Betty Bowers sets this heathen country straight

[Eskimolz]

The things I would do to Betty would make it so neither one of us would be allowed in heaven ;) Sexual Innuendo FTW

[jardinnoel]

i am your favorite devil

[odetothepillow]

Congratulations!

-Sinner

[Aaron518]

Soooo in love..

[chad5161]

"Faaail" Lol

[hiodori]

Betty you are going to have to mud wrestle with Mary as she is one jealous mother. And you are expected to lose

[MrsBettyBowers]

I wouldn't even appear in the same room as such a notorious alcoholic ("Get me shome more free wine, Jeshus -- and shtep on it!") harlot, much less engage in such vulgar behavior. Not so much because I am such a lady, but because Jesus already thinks His mother was a needy nuisance. "Woman, what have I to do with thee?" John 2:4

[bbbfire]

Fail lol love the vid made me laugh so much oh weels looks like im going to hell xd i seem to like the idea of jesus watching me masterbate xd could be cause im gay and pagan xd lol looks like im" going straight to hell" wooo hooo all abord lol

[PathogensQuest]

This is so fucking good it's redonkulous.

[cain825]

We love you Betty!

[taoofmichael]

You have a long and prosperous future in comedy writing. And your acting is pretty good too.

[no1saphead]

Dear Mrs Bowers.Was your name Phyllis in a previous life.or could it be name you use while undercover in Mormanville .

[happ2beme]

Well, the only one I like.

[happ2beme]

Your my favorite Christian.

[getplaning]

Brilliant

[stephenetienne]

Yea!!!!

[VforVendetta200]

You're great keep up the good work

[Comixbear4]

Congrats and may your pew never stink!

[Jugglingbuffoon]

This is absolutely fantastic.

[yo1o2eggs]

What?? Jesus watches me masturbate!

[Comixbear4]

Not only him, but that creepy old man next door does too!

[ItalianStallionette]

You're my HERO!

[conrad4ever]

heaven is easyer to get into than a plalin girl hehe

[Corporations8MyBaby]

It would heighten my pleasure to have Jesus watch me "Know" Bristol Palin after one of her abstinence programs.

[preachersaredumb]

You are the best!!!

Love your videos:)

[waynegrape]

I love you Ms. Bowers.

[ColAbernathy]

"Heaven's easier to get into than those Palin gals."

Damn. THAT'S the joke Letterman should've used. PWND!

[rodyrubber]

Isn't that Brian in the top frame just to the right of her?

[MrVariant]

...a little too inept to create anyone he wouldn't want to kill. Just ask Jesus. Priceless! Great video and that line about heaven was funny too.

[ErnestMenville]

"hmm...i'm barely judging"

brilliant!

[tbalsillie]

LOL< oh boy

[katey1dog]

You are holier than Ned Flanders on Easter Sunday and twice as chaste!

[scottintulsa]

Two bad I can't two thumbs up you.

[katey1dog]

I'll give one for you.

[summersplashlove]

ahahahaahahaha (:

[Grease2Soundtrack]

LOL

[TommyAirline]

Love it!! So glad you are posting more videos! the World needs you!

[ofelixdacat]

"Heaven is Easier to get into then one of those Palin Girls'

OOOUUUCCCHHH! BURN!!! And people thought David Letterman was bad! LOL!

[DERBYCFC]

"No matter how many children you rape, kill or, worse, teach evolution to..." LOL!

[AAL]

hahahahahaha

[thruthem]

Jesus stole my mind!

Mrs. Betty stole my heart!!

[Th3chozen1]

Hey that jesus potrait on the right looks like Mel Gibson xD

[jessi9783]

Awesome! Michael Buckley sent me and I'm so glad he did! I'm a subscriber now!

[JeDanseAvecDesVaches]

Oh wow! Buck sent me this way, and I'm glad he did. This is great stuff! lol!

[augustj08]

TEAM BUCK!!!!

[TheAtheistSwede]

Awesome as usual. =)

[hunkamonkiman]

lol @ Sin Francisco!!