Ask GLaDOS Episode 0: Introduction

[sonicfangamer2]

Hey GLaDOS, If i intend to fail, but succeeded, have i failed or succeeded?

>:P

[answer102]

This statement is FALSE.

[LargeVirus]

Not Glaados

Glados.

[DwarfTorja]

@LargeVirus - You're wrong. It's GLaDOS.

No cake for you. (Not that there was any ...)

[Houndourpup]

The website is a lie!

[Arriator]

The website doesn't exist, so how on earth...

[LakoonUK]

A Scam.

[pokemon2539]

@cabal, "all your base are belong to is" isn't in ra3

[Bioniclemaster1998]

CAKE!!!!!!! I WANT CAKE!!!!!!

[Slashthekitsune]

you can't even pronounce GLaDOS right.

[Gegeratsu]

@Slashthekitsune How do you pronounce it?

Plus noone ever says it in Portal so anyone can pronounce it correctly

I fluctuate between Glad-ahs and Glad-o's

[AlbiCJH]

@Gegeratsu Troll other people:

Pronounce it Glay-does

[Gegeratsu]

@AlbiCJH I no trolly.. :D

[Headcrabman99]

I hazs a question. Can i have a pet turret? You know. One that doesn't try to kill me?

[mes0gots0its]

It's a shame that the last time this guy logged in was over 2 years ago...

[wildmanoman]

Wow A Cell Phone Webiste?? Wth???

[sasame136]

actually i found a glitch in one of the doors after seeing the 'big bad jelleyfish' that allows you to have a pacifistic somewhat boring ending and skip the fight. the catch: the cake is there and you have your companion cube, but you never really finish the game.

[Nessia]

The website is a lie D:

[sailingbug]

that dosn't sound like glados...

[Cvej4]

The cake is a lie...

[holyhandgrenade999]

Question: How the hell are you still alive after I tore you to pieces and threw every piece into a fire???

Answer: All Aperture equipment remains functional up to 4000 degrees Kelvin.

[darthevader64]

how do u cum?

[a7xZEVERAL182]

ROFL

[bzcoolness]

"Assume the Question Submitting Sumbission Position." LOL!

[ehidontknow1]

it says 'if ur question is chosen there will be cake' not there will be gay retards

[JackMorgz]

"If your question is chosen, you will be gay."

[Scrunchybunchy94]

Here is a question GLaDOS.... WHERE THE SMEGGINGS MY CAKE! Give it to me before I take this Apureature Science Portal Device, and shove it up your malfunchion of a hard drive! >:-O

[KirbyMarioSonic10]

Oops i ment 0:30 ^^;

[MadnessDays]

Rofl, you are not the only one! I heard that too xD

[KirbyMarioSonic10]

I don't know if im the only one that heard this at 3:00 But it sounded ''If your question is Chosen, there will be gay''

[Kipling793]

lol site expired

[pikalax1]

Okay, I just submitted a question to the Aperture Science Quantum Probability Powered 2,600 Hertz E-Mail Sorting Module. If it is chosen... there will be cake.

Look at me, still talking when there's science to do. Ta-ta!

[pilot7893]

When I look up there, it makes me glad I'm not you.

[megaman2477]

Ahh... References.... The spice of life...

[drawesome10]

"if your question is taken, there will be cake." I'm in!

[REA00002]

5 stars for the excellent GLaDOS impersonation! what program did you use? melodyne?

[SuperSonicsrb2]

i thougt you were dead glados

[olatimer]

no remember, she told you during the credits that she's "still alive"

[SuperSonicsrb2]

she did???

[supashadow17]

ya. Just listen to the lyrics closely.

[CinemaZebra]

XD lol

[manther30]

Still Alive!and while you're dead I'll be still alive!

[PwNeDoScAr]

plus it's called "still alive"

[Theonlyultimategamer]

wow... the most comments ever on one reply.

[halowarrior1000]

if only you could extract the sound from your vids and export them into the gmod or portal radio THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!!

[jepajei]

site doesn't work anymore?

[MrShroubles]

the synthesizer is good but

could you make a bit more ''female'' for GLaDOS?

also, its an AWENSOME idea this thing

i hope you keep it on and.. make an even better GLaDOS voice :3

[NarutBandit]

All your cake are belong to us

[CABAL68]

@NarutBandit You play Red Alert 3, eh?

[AskGLaDOS]

Hello,

We are using a synthesizer to create the voice.

Don't forget to submit your questions!

[Izwzyzx]

What synthesizer is this? It is very good.

[Illarane]

No, the pronunciation is a little bit wonky.  It's not bad, though.

[getback44]

Hmmm... is this Ellen McLain?

I doubt it.

[gmodmaster20]

correctly yes it is i checked it on wiki

[olatimer]

no he means is this voice they are using ellen mclain, and no.(why trust wiki THAT much, i use it sometimes, and others just to screw with people and edit articles saying that barbara bush was 10928 cm tall and 39294 lb heavy you know?