Deus Ex : Malkavian Mod - (in)complete playthrough

[trollman8888]

I dont..I dont understand why..WHY?!

[TheStevooooh]

This is what you get when youve been waiting 11 years for the new deus ex

[SaabyHun97]

Wait...did Alex just said that "i will ejaculate in you mouth"?

[PopcornCoolie]

"Go in like the U.S marshals" Is why I slammed my palm into my face. It's a lame line and sounds fruity coming from Manderley. "Yes sir, I'll go in slow then pull out before pounding the entry. I'll just slam my way in there, forcefully if necessary. Fast and hard is what I am known for. There's nothing I can't penetrate."

[casperado666]

i'Ve gotta play bloodlines as malkavian. played as toreador and thought it was fuckn awesome. for me personally the best rpg ever. and anachronox comes second.

[kamilfreeman]

Forgive my interruption, my vision is augumented.

[2ndOfTheSevenCircles]

THE GEP GUN TAKEDOWN IS ALWAYS THE MOST SILENT WAY TO ELIMINATE MANDERLEY!

[arbiqued]

what a shame

[looker999997]

- I bet I could jack a 747.

- Why?

- Heheh....

[brdane]

1:52 vending machine saying "i do not move out of the way." halarious

[brdane]

1:38 yeah, take manderley's candy bar lol nicely edited

[elertrix]

LOL agent orange

[AlbatrossNZ]

"By the way Denton my 3 daughters turned up dead. Here's your op bonus. 1000 credits." What a beautiful mod.

[amskhan101]

what kind of game is this?

[Acerbjorn]

@amskhan101 This Is Sparta!!!



[mastermantrox]

Too bad it's not finished.

[Excentryck]

should have talked to the lady in toilet. she sure has some original quotes in original game :)

[Childofthebong]

You sucked!

[natevines]

That will be YOUR butt.

Yes sir!

[SlightyDisturbedNBK]

Is that pigeon eyeballing me?

[Maxaxle]

It's like mad libs but with a game! Like the WTF mod for HL1.

[airwolfman]

7 people couldn't PROD!

[brecciwolf]

Sometimes i quote this mode with the line "Take my knife".

It sounds so suggestive on some occasions XD

[BigDickCheney]

Go in and go in and go in and go in....

[Sothiel]

lol. Ah, I miss this game.

[Sankuro3]

That will be your butt.

[gisenberg]

forgive my interruption, my vision is augmented

[TrollChatroulette]

dem malkavians

[ONNIHOLTTA]

i have completed all the goals i think, except the "find a 747", "it seems the homeless people are doing something to the soldiers...." and "find bob page". guess these will be able to be completed in the future?

i heard from MadGangster, one of the mods creators, that the mod's gonna be updated within 6 months.

[uniongrunt]

O_O i got to the part in UNATCO where u talk to the large robot in the prison cell and he said "INFORMATION AND INFORMATION AND INFORMATION---" then blew up and my game crashed

O_O

[PentagonBlack]

go in

and go in

and go in

and go in

like the US Marshal and his 3 daughters

[TheCanadianSoldier]

This was pretty funny, I like trying to think of where the quotes were spliced together from... And "what's that?"

"I have opened the mayor."

[GetTheCans]

Excuse my interruption....and imma let you finish....but my vision is augmented.

[DrBob1991]

I DO NOT MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!

[DrBob1991]

@DrBob1991 Want this candy bar? ........That will be adequate.

[JashaOffical96]

Take my knife.

[Conspirator1337]

"You vil be vurking wit Agent Orange."

[Hammerman24]

Agent orange should've been a soda can

[tom10320]

Where's the 100% black guy and the french spider bot?

[NikolaKuzmanic123]

"My 3 daughters turned up dead. Here is your bonus 1000 credits" LOL

[MassEffect0077]

the man...himself

[niko1499]

what dose it say at the top of the screen when u go down stairs

[Banzay27]

2:00 Hilarious...

[Colton5]

I DO NOT MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!

[furQ]

grabin pilsl

[GyroCoder]

Get pilsl against my orders?

[MrDammed1]

@GyroCoder pills here

[Gamer1990100]

@GyroCoder If there were no insanity, it would be necessary to create it.

[DragonLS]

1:08-1:11

lol the pigeon's dancing.

[julieandsofie]

i downloaded it but it doesn't work :(((

[UmUhOh]

@julieandsofie you have to get to the level/map select and choose the map.... but to do that I think you need to have cheats/console commands enabled

[julieandsofie]

i do that but it doesn't work. when i press load Gotem, i can see the word "Loading" for half a second but then nothing happens

[kvan1917]

"I took out his mind...I had no choice." - JC Denton

[stopkaz]

"I DONT MOVE OUT OF VE WAY!"

"Want this candy bar ?"

"That vill be adequate"

[DEUSSD]

Logically win!!!!!!!!

[stopkaz]

I do agree :)

[HeavyMetal1981Fan]

WTF TO THE MAXX

[ihave69penises]

the gep gun is always the most silent takedown ROFL

[Astos88]

I've never played as a malkavian... so, is it supposed to alter some things in the game like the dialogues due to their craze?

[IBTakinChances]

It's mostly just what you say that's strange.

Other people will react to you with surprise because you have a bizarre way of communicating. Also you can have a conversation with a Stop Sign downtown and your TV will tell you a joke.

[blackcaptor2]

"I'll let you know if some agents destroy your stomach."

[Aelkamal]

manderley raps loool

[Smiggera]

"If you hear from him or if you blink an eye... heh... I'll jack you into a mouse." O_o

[malevc]

Agent Orange KNOWS I like nanoaugmentation technology.

[Oirishmartin]

When does Gunther say the words "prairie dog town"?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

He dosen't. Note how their is recording static when that is said. It is mearly a convincing immitator.

[MarianCarter12]

i think he says it when you go to paris and he says that he can hear jc's heart beating and all that creepy stuff. it's weird, but im pretty sure he DOES say it. lol

[portal1337]

@MetalSlimeHunt wrong, the static is there because the sound is taken from an infolink transmission which you get from gunther

[SamDavid11]

1) Menderley is a pidgeon

Made my day ROFLIN'

2) "Go in, go in, go in, and go in hard!

Made my day LMFAOIN'

3) Ghunter Herman is a vending machine called Agent Orange

Made my day LOLIN'

4) J. C. Denton retarded than ever!

Made my day IMAOIN'

[pistolpete198069]

HAHAHAHA hes a pidgeon wtf

[Gamezpussy]

I downloaded the mod, but I don't really know how to start and play it.. anyone help?

[AllowExpression]

That will be the mayor's job.

[SSPKrysk]

That's one seriously f**ked up mod.

[DeusXMachina2]

This game is a playable Youtube poop

[adamtheslayer]

I love how the speed changes in some of the quotes...

"Paul, I... I...

IthoughtyouwereaGEPgun" xD

[Unrealism64]

Welcome to the Coalition PROD.

[hbskull321]

I DO NOT MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!

[TheKoreanX]

Manderley is an aspiring rap artist.

[Gamezpussy]

I love how he says PROD

[Smurfster1]

This mod is the reason I sometimes greet people with the phrase "I- I-.... I thought you were a GEP Gun."

[GyroCoder]

Hah, yeah, I find myself either quoting it or wanting to quote it all the time.

Especially that one line about the U.S. Marshall and his three daughters. Oh, and "Excuse my interruption, my vision is augmented."

[Smurfster1]

My three daughters turned up dead, here's your op bonus.

[zcheeseolly]

Heheheh

[DaPlys]

thats really funny anyhow

[PoplovPanda]

@GyroCoder "Welcome to the coalitionPROD !"

[Gamezpussy]

lol I'd like to try that

[SAMagic]

Absolutely hilarious.

"I VIL NOT MOVE OUT OF THE WAY"

"Here, take this candy bar."

"That vil be adequate!"

[burningfajitasalt]

My three daughters turned up dead, here's your op bonus - one thousand credits.

[mvtiilation666]

that will be your butt lol

[rushnerd]

EPIC LULZ@ 3:36

[h86obsid]

I will take my rusty metal skull gun.

[colin8001]

From 1:12 lol

[darkzona1]

Get PILLS against my orders!

LMAO!

[hajp123]

Hahahhahaha damn my 3 daughters dead .. heres your bonus hahah

[cacaroG]

"Come back when you kill a prisoner against my orders!"

LOL

[nghtmre15]

Manderley was out of line.

[majoraoftime]

It really is all over for Manderley. Well I took out his mind. I had no choice.

[FedoraMcQuaid]

...my vision is augmented

[Sergapolka2]

Dude, WTF? And where can I found it?

[jsd23]

Secret Nazi Flagpole

German Fern

LOL, I never read those before...

[SMACKTARDS]

i bet you i can jack a 747

why?

xDDD

[lukaz1986]

Come back when you kill a prisoner against my orders!

[Holktube]

I have seen that he knows the procedure of a good 'prairie dog town'.

Best part

[darkharpy13]

lol I love how JC turns around and says "No" a little after Manderley starts to rap.

[ab123110]

ROFL, my 3 three daughters turned up dead.

Here's 1000 credits!

[qqqCYBERLEADERppp]

me too XD

[BlackHeartDS]

Manderly Raps

No...

[OwnednPwned]

Daedalus. . .

[KurtonTheMagician]

That will be your butt.

[fiveoclockz]

rofl

I do not move out of the way!

Want this candy bar?

[CivilianII]

OMFG! MANDERLEY RAPS!!!!! LMAO!!!!

and i thought you were a gep gun xD rofl... i loved playing this game over and over again. probably the best fps game ever. cant wait to get 3!!!

and i'd like you to go in, go in, go in, go in... xD

[filhadaputa123]

I do not move out of the vaaay!!

[ViceCommando]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAA!!!

"The GEP-gun takedown is always the most silent way to eliminate Manderley."

[Oirishmartin]

Go in and go in and go in and GO IN like the US Marshals!

[brownfob]

I have opened the mayor ROFL

[lolguy30]

By the way my 3 daughters turn up dead here is your bonus 1000 credits.LOL!

[LOLZMAN118]

lolz can u download this?

[Dankalank]

im stuck! can anyone help me? i cant get past the karkian thats in the womens bathroom. note that it isnt in the version shown here :P

[Dankalank]

scratch that, i finally figured it out. for anyone else whose stuck, karkians eat bodies. look for a body nearby to feed it with... (there should be a few)

[MadGangster]

You could have just shot it with a WP rocket, but you didnt... I like that.

[GyroCoder]

I recently killed the karkian with my nanoaugmentation while it was munching on a corpse, and when it died its corpse was a pigeon.

Any comments?

[MadGangster]

You've got to SHOW me something my EYES have never beheld before.

[syphonbyte2]

Due to engine limitations such as conservation of model data, when we replace the model of an actor such as Graf Zeppelin we have to have an actor with that base model elsewhere in the level; when said actor dies, its model reverts, which is why we experience such phenomenon as bums who are cops, karkians who are pigeons, aliens who are children and so on.

In other words, I'm gonna whoop your ass.

[pspkoekje]

that will be adequate

[RiverSiege]

I love this, Deus Ex and Masquerade are awesome games.

[Hooticies]

rofl "i bet i could jack the 747"

[arnofactor999]

lol i love dis

[jcdenton08]

Get, get moving. Get, get moving.

Get PILLS against my orders, get moving against my orders.. Altogether now!

[erthtally]

I was eating and i almost chocked watching this

[sgtdutch99]

Go in and Go in and Go in like the U.S.Marshal and his 3 daughters and lose the vaccine LOL

[LtChris909]

My 3 daughters turned up dead, heres 1000 credits OMG LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[BboyDeusEx]

Verry funny for anyone who played the game

[Shade23212]

What a shame

[krilin31]

I bet I could jack the 747.

Why?

heh

[Arsheerek]

LOL: machine,flag,plant,doors!

[AnonIonCannon]

what a shame

[proggah]

What a shame.

[MugiwaraNoSlime]

This video makes me want to go in and go in and go in and go in just like the U.S. Marshall and his three daughters and we lose the vaccine.

[photonizer]

What a shame.

[TheKurtMan]

Manderley raps.

...No.

[Xenocidal]

Heheh, I'll jack you into a mouse.

[TTK12G3]

idonotmoveoutoftheway

[eddybeme]

weres the 747 on this mod

[jewelspoint]

That was HILAROUS! I Love Deus Ex and this mod looks genius, is it available for Download?

[ThornWithin69]

I DO NOT MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!! hahaha

[ohyeah205]

want this candy bar?

[fadzilah20]

That will be adequate

[csikcs]

"I'm your brother, I'm sure you understand"

:D

"...and go in and go in and go in like the US Marshal"

"So you wanna power down the whole system?"

"That will be your butt" XD Great mod!

[dirtyniggeronpcp]

Get pills against my orders!

[soridus766]

I love how some times the inflection is on and some times is off... it makes it more random haha,

"Welcome to the coalition PROD!"

[theknight76]

"Please give me a weapon like the inifite power of nanoaugmentation"

"Take my knife"

"That will be adequate"

Haha :D

[dirtyniggeronpcp]

"I do not move out of the way!"

"You want this candy bar?"

"... That will be adequate!"

[jmm1233]

lol , he is a bird , that be fun , where can i find it , is it on modb

[MexicanSeadude]

"by the way, my 3 daughters turned up dead.............heres your op bonus"

lol

[1CrackerMan1]

manderley raps lol!

[S1D3W1ND3R101]

Secret Agent Flagpole:"I do not move out of the way!" lol!XD

[TheUnbeholden]

actually it says Secret Nazi Flagpole. look closer..

[DGrayMan4551]

funny

[Templarofsteel18]

WTF???

[kindredKNIGHTS]

"Get pills agaist my orders"

[Ironfistconsumerist]

i do not move out of the way! XD

[kindredKNIGHTS]

and go in and ago in and go in like the us marshal and his three daughters

[Plectophera]

it is fucking trippy, yeah. :D

[Tebor2]

Trippy.

[crazyrabbits]

"You will be working with Agent Orange. I have seen that he knows the procedure of a good PRAIRIE DOG TOWN."

"Agent Orange knows I like nanoaugmentation technology."

[KenshiRyden]

"By the way, Denton. My 3 daughters turned up dead, here's your 1000 bonus."

[theguy1122]

and go in and go in and go in heheeh how do I play this mod?

[ClipHater]

how can i play this mod?

[willfreedo]

Sorry that video response was low, but i saw the faces of L(evil) and I couldnt help it. Besides, im drunk right now.

[Lacclolith]

GET PILLS AGAINST MY ORDERS.

[YouFoolWarrenIsDead]

I'll jack you into a mouse.

[wtftastic]

By Malkavian, do they mean the crazed vamprires from Vampire: The Masquerade?

Because this shit is funny and fucked up...

[Kilotray2]

"you will be working with agent orange"

LOL

[zionravescene]

I have seen that he knows the procedure of a good PRAIRIE DOG TOWN.

[GyroCoder]

Holy giant flying bloated corpses Batman, 10,000 views!

[crazyrabbits]

"Give me a chopper and friendly fire, and I'll handle it."

FTW

[Naminator5]

*hip hop music plays*

Manderley: "The man... himself... don't ever... obey..."

JC: "No."