Universe Explained

[MrBadassheavymetal]

Fuck no I won't

Why? I get really high on this thing you call... aaaah (vagina licking)

Yeah, makes your whole face numb!

[maggielepinski]

wow.. he's wearing clothes!!!!

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

lol ALVIN VOICE FUCKING FUNNY

[sephoir]

he looks lie bear grills in the thumbnail ha

[99aceboy]

0:40 and now a fascinating fact from Alvin

[MrVictory15]

about the monkey slap, you would notice... if you live and wake up from a coma

[MrStealthNacho]

That tongue thing you did in the beginning gave me the most awkward boner...

[MegJ108]

FINAL SUMMATION: DANNY IS FUCKING AWESOME.

[Techonomic]

A wise man once told me, " If a lion was captured and put in a zoo, would the plains of Africa be poorer for it?"

[fullofloveandstuff]

@Techonomic a wise man once *asked* you

[chloereelx3]

you look really good here(:

[Digityjardog]

press 3 for ABUMBA

[Digityjardog]

@Digityjardog i mean 5 =_=

[gibbo1112]

With the tree thing, i would look at it the same way one does with quantum physics.

If you have enough trees, say, a forest, eventually a small number of these trees will experience a change, say, fall over, the number of trees do do this is given by a probability ratio, and by approximating how many trees there are in the forest and then you know how many could have fallen over therefore knowing that this tree fell over and subsequently that it made a sound

[wilburn135]

Can you do a vid on smart ppl? My ex wont believe hes smart... I cant convince him he is :(

[shashekeb]

Fuck u danny

[gibbo1112]

Most narcisistic video yet

[Loogiah]

You should make a video where you just whisper sweet nothings to me and tell me how much you love me and want my ~BoDy~

[jcurls90]

how do you change your voice like that? it's epic.

[LondaLova]

SOOOOOOOO funny!! love him!

[85protpally]

hey danny can you do a video on how to get your friend to stop dating a girl you like and is only dating her to make you mad?

[DeadHappyFilm]

would the animals and plants count since they are a form of conciseness.

[TriggerHappy1243]

Hello my name is ohbsodufhbosnwOJNCKJASNDJAFdhs­fdgbdgf Jovan

[markleycrew2009]

Danny! STEWIE CREATED THE UNIVERSE. Him and Brian got shot out of the space time continum thingy and his return thingy exploaded and created the universe

[nuderedfinger]

When he started rubbing his tongue on the inside of his mouth i couldn't help but try it... It didn't really do anything for me. -_-

[Rockinsweetly]

she got that from an episode of the simpsons

[bood3e]

@Rockinsweetly This question was posed for the first time in 1883 in the magazine "The Chautaquan", the question was, "If a tree were to fall on an island where there were no human beings would there be any sound?"

[mariana1788]

This is by far one of my most favourite videos of yours Danny!

[COCOLODY]

Danny how do i stop hobo's from getting into my home

[Lkenmaner]

Keep pressing 5 for a nice rap song :)

[ncoyle121]

no sorry i dont exist

[boomqwer]

Experience and the one experiencing are ONE (for more info on in check for double slit experiment or contact Buddha)

[LanteanKnight]

Wrong answer;

Sound does not exist in the first place.

There is 'sound' because our ears capture different vibrations of air which are transformed into sound in our brains.

So if a tree falls in a forest but there's no one there to hear it, there're only vibrations. No sound.

LOLZ

[feeeeeish]

@LanteanKnight your a nerd

[LanteanKnight]

@feeeeeish

You're a troll

[SkulandSedMachinima]

@LanteanKnight sorry no, sound is vibration. therefor the tree made a sound, but no one heard it. becasue the vibration that the tree made when it hit the ground was a sound

[LanteanKnight]

@SkulandSedMachinima

No sound is the sensation our brain generates when processing the vibrations captured by our eardrums.

So if there were no living brains (or ears for that matter) to process those vibrations, there is no sound.

It's like sight. Sight is the sensation our brain generates when processing light captured by our retinas. If there's no brain (or eye), there would only be light.

[WoomboMaster]

@LanteanKnight Sound is a mechanical wave that is an oscillation of pressure transmitted through a solid, liquid, or gas, composed of frequencies within the range of hearing and of a level sufficiently strong to be heard, or the sensation stimulated in organs of hearing by such vibrations.(wikipwdia)

So SOUND=WAVE(or vibration)

[DarkPhobiaWins]

@LanteanKnight The amount of people telling you that you are wrong must have convinced you. If it hasn't, then you are wrong. There is sound, just it is not noticed. Just because we don't detect it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

[SewaVoliDrugare]

1:53 I don't wanna exist

[Hrko1992]

@SewaVoliDrugare jea neither do i, thats why i watch theese videos, they cheer me up. the only part of the day i look forward to, is unciosness. sleep is my only sanctuary.

[SewaVoliDrugare]

@Hrko1992 you got it wrong dude he says Subscribe=Exist and I said I dont wanna subscribe(exist), but thanks for your confession. And to cheer you up hmmmm.... try smoking some weed and listening to some reggae for start

[nior712]

Dude i wanna ask an honest opinion, What do u think of Justin Bieber.? 

[bayagbreaker]

If a refrigirator was found on a desert would it be cold inside..? Well no because there is no power... so there will be no cold...

[dmob245]

You look like Hani

[xTHExBLOODxBROTHERSx]

talk to connor aceglitchbuster like that again and ill hunt ya down u little twat

[AceGlitchBuster]

retarded

[crouchingtiger2012]

haha F***k ya u would

[SchnitzelCat]

If I raped a little boy in the woods, would there not have been a rape?

NEVER!

[MiiSSBRiiGHTSiiDE]

your brilliant lol x

[princessfg1]

1:01- Fucking Hilarious!

[AceGlitchBuster]

u r fucking retard

[tinytuttle2010]

@AceGlitchBuster ifyou dont like his shit dont fucking watch it!!! there's plenty of other shit you can watch! douche bag

[AceGlitchBuster]

@tinytuttle2010 who the fuck are u! i hope ur whole family dies in a crash today! and i hope u survive and have to live with it for a couple years before commiting suicide u fanny scab prick!

[kirbadoshis]

of course it is i like 2 keep my dead bodies cold

[TeddyTheBee]

Danny, what's the name of the video with the shark pupet .. I really wanna watch it

[sefighter]

cool

[monchyIB2b]

do you mind if i use your phrase "as we experience the world around us, so to do our experience create the world around us" in one of my essays? :)

love, Maria

[AgainstAllOddzz]

danny bunny you look soo hot with that haircut.bam bam baaaaammm

[Chrisbkfc89]

How about a video about why on earth people bother with these stupid insults in comments, feeding arguments that have no point for no reason other than to simply annoy the other person who previously commented? With all due respect, it's just a foolish waste of time.

[ninemen123]

@Chrisbkfc89 fuck you

[Chrisbkfc89]

@ninemen123 I'd rather you didn't...

[ninemen123]

@Chrisbkfc89 Lowest form of wit.

[Chrisbkfc89]

@ninemen123 Well I think it got the point across.

[ninemen123]

@Chrisbkfc89 No.

[fusionnoobs]

@Chrisbkfc89 true.... so true.... SO F*** up PEOPLE TRYIGN TO HURT THE DANNY OR AOTHER PERSON YOU PPL THAT BROUGHT THE BAD COMMENTS F*** U F*** U AND ALSO F*** U

[Chrisbkfc89]

@fusionnoobs Am I the only one that sees the irony in that comment?....and I think I'm done replying to these replies.

[fusionnoobs]

@Chrisbkfc89 yea i do to :P

[akarene]

LOL i always love finding these gems...

[44centz]

1:00 lmaoo

[KissesLoveKawaii]

here i explainz to you. BAM!!--->Inflate---->Gravity--­--->Sun,Earth and others----->Evolution------>Yo­u!

[RobSellsTacos]

you sound like PHIL

[dumbshit8u4t]

if i dug a hole to china would i come up head first or feet!?

[AMONandLISA]

@riddlebrandan if u didnt wana watch it, y did u? hes making tha videos 4 comic relief. chil out.

[nactan]

Quantum physics provides a definite answer to this question: only if the soundwaves change its environment in such a way that an omnipotent detective will be able to study the place and find evidence that the phenomenon did, in fact, occur. Otherwise, it didn't make a sound.

[riddlebrandan]

your a fucking fag. please go kill your self before you breed and make more retards. i swear i hate people that act like this. see how funny you are in the middle of a firefight in east afganistan. all i wanted was to watch some vids on the universe before my next hike to bumfuck no where in this shit hole place called afganistan. wow and its people like you that were fighting for. FUCK YOU!!!

[nactan]

@riddlebrandan Yes, you are. :/

[SkateSka]

@riddlebrandan Joke... bad joke...?

[streets2020]

@riddlebrandan he makes these videos because he's a comedian... if you had a higher maturity level you would understand that, if your even in the the marines, army, etc you shouldnt really be worried about a hard working american (or austrailan idk where the fuck hes from) that trys to make people laugh through these videos, instead you should be worried about getting your slack off ass shot.. your the most pathetic mother fucker i have ever had to exchange words with...

[riddlebrandan]

@streets2020 O really you ignornat piece of shit.. well we will see how smart you are when you step on an ied.. Meaning IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE...so..FUCK YOU!!!! all i wanted to see were videos on the universe and an explantion to all things related to if we came from monkeys or if we were made from a god or something .. and thats it. instead i get on here and this happens...!!! how can someone act as pathetic as this wanabe comedian.. the crap i took today was funier

[mas02l]

@riddlebrandan LMAO, we came from monkeys.... the word would be evolved. i honestly think you are a monkey as you read this.you're over in afghanistan because you wanted to make some quick money.dont be a retarded monkey telling me that you're fighting for me.i didnt ask you to.if you had any functioning brain cells,you would've picked that it was comedy right from the begining.please take your own advise and cut your dick off so we dont have to live in a world populated by fuckheads like you!

[riddlebrandan]

@mas02l so you dont think we came from monkeys?

[mas02l]

@riddlebrandan you have got to be fucken kidding.out of wat i wrote all u got was we came from monkeys.you seriously are very stupid.but you know what?yes.we came from monkeys.thats what was going on.one night your dad went out and fucked a monkey.that monkey got pregnant,had a baby and that baby was human. so yes. humans came out of monkeys. you dumb monkey brain fuck.stay away from the net.you seem to be getting dumber by the second.do yourself a favour turn off your computer and smash it. NOW

[zoxy888]

@mas02l

Actually if u look at Darvins theory of evolution, we didnt come from monkeys, humans and monkeys have the same remote ancestor...

[zAoEx]

@riddlebrandan Just because you have a different idea of humor doesn't mean he isn't funny. I'm sure half the things you would call funny (Such as the shit you took today) aren't funny at all, and probably in fact, a bit immature.

[OxReport]

Danny. You should do a video on why people are RACIST.

PS. Nice teeth.

[GammaRay6626]

Actually, it doesn't make a sound. A sound is something with:

1.) A source

2.) A medium through which to travel

3.) An observer

Unless you count any bystanding living organisms capable of detecting sound....there exists no sound. :P

[KichiTyph]

@GammaRay6626 You don't need an observer to have a sound. But, to prove a sound, you must have an observer. So, we theoretically guess there is a sound do to vibrations through the medium, that naturally create sound.

[Killuminatyi]

"The universe exists, because we do" - that might not be entirely true, knowing that the universe existed long before we did, and also considering the high possiblity of other life forms in the universe.

[MegaTrumpy]

i always wondered where Jim carrey & Carl Sagan's love child ended up!

[TheTexasDreamer]

LMAO I FUCKING LOVE YOU! you make my day everyday, bye watching your videos

[00TraCeuR00]

UR THE BEST!

*BURP*

[MrLittledevil96]

u pičku materinu dosadno

[DjBordon]

he has profound and comic explanations too xD

[Avarthas]

I've learned from more more than I ever learned from school :D

[hrvojevz]

Dr. Danny (Jovan) Kaku explains the universe :D

[JDMATRIX]

Wtf is this lol  im so stoned

[vutraftw]

dude ... Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything = 42

[themassivefail]

you know where thats from?

[vutraftw]

The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy?

[gray8800]

Monkey power!

[lussj66]

Danny,what color is a mirror?

[Dukiiiii]

Silver. lol

[PureEnergy1991]

@lussj66 The same color of that which it is reflecting

[FR33SANTAHAT]

@lussj66 chrome

[0mniax55]

@lussj66 silver

[bayagbreaker]

@lussj66 Well... It actually depends on what the mirror is reflecting to... If it is reflectiing on a yellow background... then obviously it will be yellow...

Glad to help... :D

[BarabaChaos93]

@lussj66 its silver

[HONORGUARD308]

@lussj66 silver, some of them have a chrome backing as well making them more shinny

[5T34LTHcamoT4NK]

@lussj66 The colour of an object is the colour light it reflects, or that the object absorbs (red objects reflect red, there through, it absorbs every other light, that is... not red. etc.) A black object absorbs all light and so has no colour. A white abject absorbs no light, if i where to classify a color to a mirror, i would say white

[Daxarac]

Daxa : Danny pozdravio te Joca

Danny: Koj Joca

Daxa Sto ti dupe skljoca

hahahahahaha XD

[10sausage01]

lol at the tags in description

[chorawy93]

ahahaha.

Tnx for noticing that.!

:D

[davidthemistmaker]

hahah u and shane dawson are the best!!!!!!

[TheWitcherFanboy]

hmmm,well,you are partially right...

Danny IS the best,the other guy sucks ballz :D

[Omikron1112]

pure awesomeness. But That is much easier explained then you could explaine it intelectually I think. But Intelectually answerd questions are at answerd questioned with stupid questions.

Thumbs up :]

[narufansupear]

It makes sense now.

[MoeTheBartenderRocks]

ZOMG!!! THA MONKEY!!!!!!! hahaha

[copycats10]

Thats soo funny great job!

[blackonecro]

Jovan

[Donken7]

hahahah DUDE, u are for sure the funniest person alive. Aaw gee, exactly my type of humor.. ^^

[LosmiTheGreat]

hahaha check the video tags xD

[ohyaygoodygoody]

i exist!!!...i think. do i?

[JaskaEnBren]

No, you don't.

[MessageNear]

i dont think i exist O-o

[huw154]

i exist and even worse i'm going to live on earth forever nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo

[MessageNear]

xD awosme!

[MrElcubanboy]

ur funny

[MoldySandwich999]

Dohohoho! Funnay mankey!

[jnrolf]

Yawn!

[adambozzy]

"If a monkey jumped out at you and slapped you inthe face, would you feel it? FUCK YEAH YOU WOULD!"

baaha ha ha ha haaa!

[KFH2DaFang]

this guy is so god dam funny LmAo! LoL lOl lMaO

[ryryryanxP]

/watch?v=dbE_OS6SU5A

[M4Dv3]

I do.

[jociqa]

LoL My name it's Jovan too XD

[XxbulldogsxX]

no his  name is danny lololz

[jociqa]

i know xD

[ULTRASPEEDY1]

haha the questioners and commenters are the stupid ones not him the answerer

[madimadisonsakura]

wow..lol tht was funny....

[o7p]

this one is my fav vid

my name is blalbhblallhl JOVAN hahaha

[mikgazda]

Hey Dude, you are funny :) But, please tell me....why do men have nipples?!

[FootInMudProductions]

i second that question: why do men have nipples?

[ValeV008]

Totally untrue. If there would be no human, still nature would exsist. BUT! We just wouldn't know that.

[SkyStarSystem]

funny

[Grudermang]

your funny like daffy the duck!

[GokzTT]

15 to 19 is so funny

[SrbinCetnik92]

How do Americans eat cheesburger? :)

[codyj601]

BUMM BUMM BUUMMMMM!!!!

[Hagar013]

this is so retarded

[Nic33rd]

DEEP

[goofygoober91202]

"Hello, my name is AuAuaUtsAuaAi0-YOVA!"

"Lets take a look ~bupadadurr!~

*BUUURP!!!* lol

[krabic]

@goofygoober91202 He say "JOVAN" !!! Serbian name :D

[imhoturknot1]

you do remind me of jim carrey haha

[booey444]

your eyes are always glassy do u smoke pot before every video jw

[cobralover88]

jim carry's long lost twin brother

[338jon]

Tigerjesus

[pederasii]

i love how he says UNDERSTAND and rolls his eyes omg SO FUNNY

[ProfessionalAtLife]

You would be a kick ass teacher.

[pederasii]

FUCK YEA HE WOULD xD

[RoflolmaoProductions]

my thoughts exactly

[zarconeus]

You would be my best friend if we knew each other, Danny =D

But you also have to think, do the trees have a level of consciousness that we don't know about? Perhaps they think as well and...well nvm, because that situation would cause a different tangent and an entirely alternate thought process. But isn't that what the world is deprived of lately?

[bluecutecheeks]

I see people send you questions. Here is mine. What do you think about the 2012 or so called end of the world

[CECOOO]

there is a video bout that ..

[oma0812]

Just search for it... already exists. But you didn't watch it, so does it exist...?

Tam tam taaam!

[songbird76]

rephrase take from one TED video ..."If a man speaks his mind loud and no woman hears it... is he still wrong?"

[moronman6290]

olol

[blackzach9]

i laffed so hard i almost peed myself

[BlueEarthRising]

HAHAHHAHA, that is soooo funny.

[EternalSunshine09]

people who use other interactive sites are tempted to use the @ ... this means youtube is secondary to them... fuck them...

[Ninjaskater94]

haha lol thats funny

[Dijin91]

hehe, nice thinking, and funneh tooo

[ryguy740007]

FUCK YEA I WOULD!

Can you do one on why we laugh?

[RockeerSu]

@gradualreport why don't you do a video about addictive gamers :D