Eddie Izzard's Encore on Computers

[auroraglacialis]

Ah darn - I was expecting that the outcome would be that he just printed the 80 page document about 5 dozend times via the fax modem to the last number dialed - wooooo

[RubyKeywordTracker]

You are making a good contribution with your efforts. You should know that. Keep it up.

[houndsofroses]

HEHE I  have technofear... oh crap i think ive broken youtube .....

[legogusino]

There's an on switch on the printer?

[iamjustjudy]

I would like to do his make-up for him

[xSheens]

00:07 The fuck is up with that awkward guy not laughing or clapping? Is he dead?

[dickspr]

the fun isn't over, wait till he turns on the printer and it starts printing...

Better chop down some trees...

[Unguidedone]

just get ubuntu :D

[florenciarob]

he looks so hot in those clothes!!

[TheEnelos]

Oh Eddie, you are the best !

[NERVSoundtracks]

ctrl-p, print! ctrl-p, print! ctrl-p, print!

Sounds to the beat of ballroom blitz... :P

[weinmj]

"Cannot access printer? It's here. *turns to screen to the printer* I can access printer, why can't you accuses printer?"

[carnivalchaotic]

That suit.

[jillyb85]

I'm having the printer moment right now... I had to watch this to make me laugh at myself.

[JakeDances]

@TheBadcrumble this was an encore... cmon man.



[rileyreid112]

@TheBadcrumble You realize he alread did his whoe act and this was just an encore right? lol

[GilraenLuinwe]

'You need to reboot your machine. Click to shut down'

Me: oh okay....

'Computer has experienced an unexpected shut-down'

Me: you fucking did that!!

[er4g0n91]

Can someone explain the "double click on yes" line?

[uberleethatguy]

@er4g0n91 idk how old you are, but back when, on computers you had to double click things, like 'yes' or 'no' buttons, just as you double click things now to open files and such.

[GilraenLuinwe]

@er4g0n91 I think the humour is in the idea that the computer would ask if you want to break into the pentagon computer, and you'd be able to just click 'yes' and you'd be in

[silvercomic]

He should have turned it off and on again.

[LittleInkJunkie]

My printer melted, and I thought 'I know what will cheer me up...TO YOUTUBE!'

[BirdiewasHere]

This is the same thing with my webcam

"This is being use by someone else"

Me: "WHAT!!!!"

[therealnod]

@BirdiewasHere

I have the same thing happen with my laptop sometimes, and it's like "it can't be in use by anything else...it's not even on."

[BlacKnight339]

I'm sorry sir, the password was "Joshua."

Not "Jeff."

-WarGames

[kathy950]

story of my life xD

[Artisanian1]

Genius

[samikalastaja]

PC LOADLETTER

[Demizide]

Funny how I was thinking "Wonder if he turned it on first" at the beginning when it wouldn't print.

[kessaknives2]

1:50 to 4 - best part :)

[fleetwoodmacable]

Cannot access printer? IT'S FUCKING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[samthepoor]

We meet again, Reddit.

[zombieman81]

Error of type 2094... Chooser... Printer port same as the fax modem port... Dog straight up rather than on its side.... Takes me back to the true "classic" Mac systems, lol... You *KNOW* this is comedy based on experience... :)

[Minemun1]

Armgedon outa here before I die from a laugh atack

[MissLotteG]

'That's it I'm calling Amsterdam!' Probably refers to Philips, but that should be in Eindhoven xD. Gotta love Amsterdam though. My grandparents live there (you should look at the faces foreigners make when I tell them that. Priceless.)

[xXx1144]

THROW THE INSTRUCTIONS OUT THE WINDOW thats happened to me before and my password is jeff

[fleetwoodmacable]

@xXx1144 No it isn't, I tried lol :)

[xXx1144]

@fleetwoodmacable well played ... lol

[openmicsupergroup]

Funny.

[YourGalPalVal1963]

There's an on switch on the printer is there?

[arff2003]

Was he looking over my shoulder? That printer thing is so spot on..so funny,

[ordenadorsegundamano]

nice

[SpidersAreNotScary]

@TheBadcrumble He did that because this was an encore bit, not the start of the show.

[Archaosthegemfish]

I performed this in front of my school and they said it was one of the funniest acts they had seen in years

[kiyotewolf]

Jesus the camera man sucks ass

[EarthDefenceInferno]

EDDIE IZZARD BEST COMEDIAN EVER!!!!

[alphuez]

To tech guy in Amsterdam: "You speak very good English -- well done."

(Then under his breath): "Bordered by four countries. Just a lot of problems in land wars".

His impromptu asides are terrific. Brilliant.

[luizcadu]

I knew he had to turn on the printer... because I've been through THIS! lol

[ItsumoYume]

"And put one on his head..." LMAO

[KenStah85]

129 people need the instructions.

[MrFelco]

There's an on switch on the printer is there? Love Eddie

[chrissy198653]

Haha I'm new to him...and I literally cannnot stop laughing...every random clip I see of different bits from different standups has me bursting w/ laughter! =) I love when this happens!

[MrTjl81]

Glorious is Eddie in his prime. The whole show is f*****g brilliant! 

[sucksax]

@MrTjl81 Totally Agree! 

[WhatKindOfNameNow]

@MrTjl81 I definitely agree. Glorious and Dress to Kill are my two favorite stand-up shows of his.

[ZTserenity]

I love this guy. I saw him live at the Hollywood Bowl. Man, this man is a genius!

Eddie Izzard for life!

[THEdribxbox360]

i can access printer... why cant you fucking access printer

[Emovampqueen92]

Oh don't do that don't you dare crash on me you BASTARD!! Genius :)

[IhniWinterwind]

I'm still waiting for that scene in a movie where someone is realistically just staring at their computer with open mouths while reading the instructions ... and failing miserably with whatever they're trying to do.

[GhostAholics]

Actually had to watch this as part of Organization Psychology studies at university back in the 90's! :-)

[ChildOfDarkness12]

dun da dun da da da dun da dun da COME ON!!!!

[LorraineAllen]

Genius. That's all...

[thexev]

i love that he shows the monitor the printer XD

[labaret93]

He's so humble at the end, I love it

[JoelMatton]

I like how he begins by saying "So the book of revelations, right?" and then doesn't talk about the book of revelations at all.

[TheSaiyanKing]

@JoelMatton this was the end of the show, he talked about the bible stuff earlier

[shadowjazzy]

It amuses me that this has 1.666 million views.

[whowantsabighug]

Eddie needs to be the one who brings the Olympic flame into the stadium in 2012.....

[bunnyannihilator89]

is always mention jeff? what is it?

[JeanetteMiller1]

how ironic that im watching this when my printers fucked itself up

[UnOxonien]

@JeanetteMiller1 How is that ironic? That's appropriately coincidental. It would be ironic if this video *fixed* your tech problems....

[Jt03z]

@JeanetteMiller1 its not ironic its coincidental

[crisanilucian]

This actually happened to a Canon Support agent :))) !

[cfwbdude]

This Is just too good, go Eddie.

[djazairyahabibti]

hahaha so funny.

hahahaha amsterdam, just the right thing to call.

[FrankNFurter1000]

128 people didn't double click on 'yes'.

[julianparamo1]

128 people can access printer :P

[BostonWishes1975]

"Theres an on switch on the printer?"

been there XD

[sednafisher]

One of his best! He is a comic genius

[alienfac32]

the thing that happened to me after i found the on switch.. was that for everytime i pressed print it started to print....

[1chick1camera]

Bad day...watch eddie do his thing and it's all better :D

[maxckg94]

why does he call amsterdam?

[Asotte]

@maxckg94 Cause Amsterdam is just very clever. (you'd have to see the whole show for it btw)

[trevorsbabysweetpea]

Control P print! Control P print...just print the f***er up!

[BloodOfRayne]

"Breaking into the Pentagon computer, double click on... Yes." XD

[GKAwithavengeance]

The "Double-click on yes..." line was priceless! xD

[Primadonna27]

smash it with a hammah! XD

[ValeoMethod]

Sometimes I wish I could find more information like this, very much appreciated.

[JetLiJNR]

Armegedon outta here!

LOL

[devygirly]

I can acess printer!

[GenericGuitar]

@devygirly Yet you somehow are unable to access spell-check...

[devygirly]

@GenericGuitar and yet I don't care :)

[tyeb29]

that thing about the printer is so true!!

[FatalKnight60]

*ground, not groung

[FatalKnight60]

"OH no, no.."

"Cannot access printer? It's here..."

"Nooo, I can't tell you..."

"Oh there's an on switch is there?"

"A problem of type 2049 has occured? WTF is that?"

"Ohh, don't do that..."

OMG, I kiss the groung this man walks on...

[narutofangrl]

If it's five in the morning...wouldn't you just write it out?

[TheEzza]

"yes, i've chosen A4 paper instead of toilet paper!" 5:58

[VoiceofCthulhu]

I love his fail pose. :P

"I don't even have a modem!"

*Slump*

[TypingTornado]

I wish there was a love button instead of a like button. This was absolutely hilarious... every moment of it! Definitely a new favourite.

[MsTWILIGHTLOVER13]

"There's something defenitely wrong with the-... There's an on switch on the printer, is there?" xD I freaking love Eddie Izzard!

[sejobl]

When he points the monitor to the printer.... :-) 

[sanaasmilelines]

125 people accidentally wiped the internet *sigh*

[darAleener]

Jeff born on the jeff jeff of jeff

[solberg05cz]

125 people suffer from technofear and thought the thumb up button will wipe the internet.

[Ioutlawforlife]

'' Ahhh, I new the be a backdoor, cause in films theres always a backdoor the guy ho made the software he left a backdoor so he can get back in when he wanted to and look around and look at all the missil... And put one on his head''..... HAHAHAHAHA :'D

[TheGirlKiba]

stupid on switch

[THEepicdramaqueen]

Well theres your problem! He has a Mac.

[IlBiggo]

@THEepicdramaqueen Bloody macs, always installing some on/off switch on your printer.

[JonnyChannel]

:

Eddie is great ! Ahahaha

lol

[GlobalPeregrinations]

The laugh at 3:03-3:13 just makes it that much better.

[Projectrez]

@GlobalPeregrinations That's exactly what I thought! lol

[ErikaAllyn]

Santa Clause should take fashion advice from Eddie.

[hollywoodt00]

Been there, done that, will probably do it again, maybe later tonight.

[SiriusPunk]

I love showing my computer screen the printer when it does this.. thought I was the only one who did this - haha!

xx

[RosalieAvonside]

I love Eddie izzard!!!! He is so swish!

[mrglemrgle10]

omg i love himm..her... them... yeah them I LOVE YOU EDDIE!!!

[Julianne287]

I don't think I've laughed any harder. Oh my god...

"A problem of type 2094 has occurred....WTF IS THAT?!" Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[Viewindo]

Looked at the time, it's 4:59am.. Good thing I'm not trying to print something!

[NJxMurderxScene]

Hah, I've had that problem where I forgot to turn the printer on. Damn On button.

[wierdo1232123]

control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print control p print

[IlBiggo]

@wierdo1232123 That's the problem. It's a Mac, he should be pushing *command*-p.

[wierdo1232123]

@IlBiggo LOL indeed.

[solberg05cz]

Why isn't this video the most viewed on Youtube? It is unbelievably hilarious!

[bushbasher85]

This happened to my dad once, he was going crazy screaming and going crazy, and after I went it and turned on the printer. And both of us aware of Eddies bit I kept saying "Theres an on switch on the printer is there?" My dad told me to shut up.

[1991kaylarae]

"Oh, password protected, 20 billion possible chance...umm...Jeff. HEY!"

I can't even get into my own email half the time, but somehow Jeff Goldblum can hack into an alien ship with a Mac in the 90's? What do I not know?!

[ITheN00b]

@1991kaylarae And how a USB cable can fit into a drive in an alien ship? :P

[Stolanis]

@1991kaylarae That aliens have better servers than us?

[smaakjeks]

@1991kaylarae

Ah, but Goldblum uses his power of annoying laugh to get in.

[majav986]

double click on yes :D

[RosalieAvonside]

Well we like you gigging too!!!!! :D

[qw34tyu10p]

I dont know what your trying to do... BUT YOU DO!

[XXXXemochick]

Eddie Izzard for GOD.

[mspatrat]

YOu are so clever , so beautiful and such brilliant acting.

[msrandomis]

Ha ha ha ha Its funny because it's true

[Heartgaurdian]

and you SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER

[Karaokejax]

Eddie I love you!

[thedancingmushroom]

Well his problem was trying crtl + P on a mac, lol.

[Defile24]

Eddie Izzard is a genious. No doubt

[plankton498]

"hello blegium"

"you speak very good english"

[rainofthepast]

i hate this feeling

[DelusionalEnigma]

"Can't access printer?

... It's here."

*shows computer the printer*

[CustodesAstartes]

123 people wiped the internet

[wimscheers]

'oh no, no' + 'repeated tapping a fictional key' = comedic genius.

[DazzleSAOLC]

deadpan guy at 0.05 :P

[IDcrysis]

Oh, password protected, 50 billion possibilities, let's see......ok....J-E-F-F......HE­Y!

[guitarfreak159]

@vocalcordsrbest Or both :)

[mazquara]

Cannot access printer? It's here!

[mazquara]

I've wiped the INTERNET?!

[Stufromcodename]

aww he looks like he's about to cry when he says goodnight.

[nyves104]

I learned the shortcut "Ctrl+P" to print from this bit XD

[AliceInUnderland13]

At the end, it should have printed it like 1,000 times from all the times he pressed Ctrl+P (That's what happens to me and it's hilarious xD)

[vocalcordsrbest]

119 people think he's making fun of them. Or they have no sense of humor. Either one really. ;)

[cuddlez825]

LOVE HIM!

[flamefox0138]

121 people pissed their pants and missed the like button

[KezWasHere]

I nearly pissed myself laughing at his "realistic way". xD

[Donnieneo]

His head looks really big on this one.

[SashaLigress]

I like Eddie's shiny suit. xD It's one of my favorite outfits of his.

[bingowingz70]

Eddie Izzard is the god of stand up comedy.....he educates you while you piss yourself laughing

[krantz0808]

He looks so sexy in this one :)

[MsBestUserNameEver]

'I've wiped the internet??' LMAO

[gryphonkeen]

119 people have zero sense of humor

[Impl0reAnimosity]

@gryphonkeen 119 people like Dane Cook probably o.O XD

[Eqvaliser]

A problem of 2094 has occoured..  WTF... ??¿¿??

[willmymon]

yup i am sure we have all done some thing like that ~:)