Tortures for Flies: Birthday Boy

[ProAddictNL09]

dude wtf you text everyone back stupid, wtf goghet a fuckıng life i bet you have nevver seen a boob in your life before sofuck off en gofuckyour dad deep ? :D

[offplanetfilms]

@ProAddictNL09 ...I'm surprised your obvious intellectual disabilities allow you to semi-type on a computer! ...No wonder your dog ran away from you, it was tired of being called "HUUUUUUhhnnnnnnnnnngh!" Better luck next life! (and hopefully you'll be able to breathe with your mouth closed next time).

[Myglitter113]

how the fuck did i end up here? o.o

[offplanetfilms]

@Myglitter113 ...Your Father looked at your mother in a funny way & they did the NASTY!

[mircea1910]

did Ren present this?

[offplanetfilms]

@mircea1910 ..I think Ren is one of the more modern characters to sound like that! (It goes way way back... to Peter Lorre I think.)

[Darkstein333]

One doesn't simply catch a flie.

[sneezydragonlol]

I hate spiders more than flies! DX

[jasonhan8733]

How the fuck do you catch a fly in the first place? I can never catch them. Whether, I kill it (Squash it) >_>

[offplanetfilms]

@jasonhan8733 ...Extend your search towards indoor window sills.  They're usually exhausted from trying to escape!

[pacman4d]

@offplanetfilms spiders don't bite their food they suck up all the food leaving behind skin some wings

[pokemonlps2]

Heheheheheheeeee... The person who voiced this torture for flies should do voice-overs of the rest of them! Then again, every series needs variety, so nevermind.

[MrPipeBomb11]

God dammit, Stimpy!

[demonjack123]

So sad

[evadful]

i caught a fly when i was a young lad, i removed its legs and glued it on top of a small spider and let it fly. lol

[offplanetfilms]

@evadful ...I dunno whether that's more torture for the fly or the spider! Quite a helicopter ride for the spider, but I'm sure both beings were having a WTF moment!

[angelwolfsghoust]

@evadful i done that to but i ro the wings of and glued its ass on the spiders asss it was funny how the spider was trying to eat it

[Oxidizer25]

@evadful poor fly... LOL JK I WANNA DO IT TOO!

[ROOOOOOOOOAR]

@evadful okay, LOL that comment made me cry laughin XD

[TheGreatRah]

All jokes aside I really do love your videos and I really hope you make more *Torture for Flies* videos :)

[offplanetfilms]

@TheGreatRah ...Glad you like 'em... There's new episodes coming up in a coupla weeks!

[hansv247]

i like how the voice is different on each one

[offplanetfilms]

@hansv247 ...Yea, originally it was going to be just the one voice, but it's obviously better mixing it all up!

[frogotenstar]

@TheMegaMuggle When I was little I'd rip flies wings off and drop them in spider webs :D

[Jessma999999999]

lol save some for me

[rctriplefresh5]

epic

[THEgreatCORNHOLIO245]

wait, don't spiders wrap the fly in their web, and suck its blood out? i thought spiders never actually ever ATE the fly

[offplanetfilms]

@THEgreatCORNHOLIO245 ..Don't take cartoons too seriously. You will end up drinking your own saliva in a rubber room!

[AllisonDewi31]

@offplanetfilms what's the rubber room?

[offplanetfilms]

@AllisonDewi31 ...A little room they have in insane asylums that you spend time to yourself in! ...Usually between electroshock treatments.

[offplanetfilms]

@TheMegaMuggle ...Looks like someones having a rough day.

Have a nice life!

[1scaryclown1]

RAPIST!!!!

[offplanetfilms]

@1scaryclown1 ...If that's the first word that comes to your mind after watching a cartoon, I'd keep it very quiet... The YouTube psychiatrists will come after you with a big butterfly net & put you in a rubber room!

[ZOMBIESALIEANS]

@offplanetfilms whats up with you and rubber rooms dude

[offplanetfilms]

@ZOMBIESALIEANS ...it's where a certain percentage of the population will end up if they fail to pass a reality check in front of the men in white coats!

[BornLegostarwars]

Does ANYONE realize that it's just a CARTOON?! And spiders (or spydors in the narratives voicing) eat flies, so whats the big deal?

[offplanetfilms]

@BornLegostarwars ...Some people realize it's just a cartoon... others either mouth-breathe in silence at the screen... or get angry because they're in search of videos to take offense at. This kind of person is easily "bated", and are completely unaware of the predictability of their disadvantaged personality.

[supahfly55]

@offplanetfilms

hehe...bated...masterbated...h­ehe

[jwatson270597]

GROSS!

[InfiniteMushroom]

While I think your critics are utter lightweights, I'd say this is one of your more gruesome Flies videos.

How about tying a fly to the underside of a toilet. Wait until SEXY HOT BABE plops her wrinkled ass on the seat. As a laxative-induced storm falls upon the fly, he will have to find a floater to crawl on to prevent from being drowned.

Alas, just when he thinks it's safe, and the sun comes out, a roar comes from the heavens and the fly goes down with the shit.

[darksong60]

im sorry but no matter how much of these vids i watch...i just dont laugh

[offplanetfilms]

@darksong60 ...perhaps you'd be better watching something less challenging on your petite sense of humor?

[BustedByJacob]

I guess you like Flies. :(

I feel sad for that little guy, so many deaths so many adventures.. R.i.P for 10000. time

[smoogirl]

Poor taste of humour... but still funny when the spider has the flies eye... The drawing for the spider is very interesting though, reminds me of Dextors Labratory!

[offplanetfilms]

@smoogirl ..."POOR taste of humor"? ...Surely you are attempting a feeble jest at my WIDE sense of humor!

[smoogirl]

@offplanetfilms It's not that... 'wide' ... I mean, i'm sure people like exploding flies... but it's not extremely funny... It made me smile, but not cackle... And it is quite poor, i'm afraid. The funny artwork makes up for it though =P... Do you have someone come do the designing, or do you do it all yourself?

I'm not trying to hate, I can understand your humour, and everyone elses here. I mean, men getting kicked in the balls amuses me, so what the hell =P

[smoogirl]

@offplanetfilms Actually, on the thought of artwork. Are you austrialian? Also, ever thought of dipping a fly in Sodium acid (I think it was called Sodium Peroxide, didn't take Chemistry this year.)... Or putting one in one of those Science fare volcano's? I could only imagine the results to be very.... Painful haha.

Or you've got your animal variety, cats are very fond of smacking flies with their paws and being unsuccessful... Though, from what i've seen you're more into using 'human products'

[smoogirl]

Poor taste of humour... but still funny when the spider has the flies eye... The drawing for the fly is very interesting though, reminds me of Dextors Labratory!

[TheWiigamr]

LOL poor fly :(

[MrDiva1234]

because people don't like flys you can try it on mosquiteo

[KashaDatBitchHanyou]

xD My Maya is too awesome for flies she gets grubs and crickets >w> thinking about baby mice soon.. she's a growing girl

[AwwLookAtTehUnicorn]

You people are fucked in the head, why, just why?

[offplanetfilms]

@AwwLookAtTehUnicorn ...Simple and complex answer. Some people have a diverse & wide range sense of humor. Others have an atrophied tunnel-vision sense of humor, and in frustration they seek things to complain about instead. As John Cleese used to say, "There's always one, isn't there?"

[theawesomejesy]

He sounds like dr n-gin from crash bandicoot

[TheZzfg3]

"Tortures for flies... number seven..."

Have you played impossible creatures? that sounds just like Dr. Ganglion

[1013imanol]

its the chameleon

[CursorBuddy23]

He sounds like a rapist, no offence though.

[ranoooosha]

That's not funny any more :(:( .. I feel like crying on these stincky flies

[offplanetfilms]

@ranoooosha ...Ah, don't feel empathy for them... they'll have no problem crapping all over your food at your next picnic when you eyes are averted elsewhere!

[ranoooosha]

@offplanetfilms HaHa.. you sound like it's coming from the heart ;P.. Is there something you want to share.. a repressed memory maybe?? something has to do with a certain fly :P

[offplanetfilms]

@ranoooosha ...Every fly has it's own special way of getting to you!... I suspect they're all reincarnated life insurance salesmen.

[ranoooosha]

@offplanetfilms I know, right?? sounds like a teacher of mine ^^

[xDeAdlYSp1Derx]

@offplanetfilms Yes, but life without insects generally leads to disaster. No pollination produces no vegetation, no fly larvae can't be used medically for treatment. Without arachnids, there wouldn't be clothing due to silk proteins, without mosquitoes, infant fish would be starving wihtout a food supply and filter water.

[offplanetfilms]

@xDeAdlYSp1Derx ...I'm pretty sure we could make clothing with cotton instead, and the fish could just come out of the water and go to McDonalds!

[xDeAdlYSp1Derx]

@offplanetfilms yeah like fish can walk, lol

[offplanetfilms]

@xDeAdlYSp1Derx ...well, they managed it a few million years ago, so they could at least "shake a leg" for some McDonalds !!

[xDeAdlYSp1Derx]

@offplanetfilms lol, i guess so

[Zezzimo]

Now i got it why did i saw some kind of stick on spider ass, this is one of the first animations

[offplanetfilms]

@St0rmMaster ....yea... poor fictitional cardboard cartoon fly!

[animegurlz2012]

@logindude400 wtf did i do to you? i just don't like spiders, big deal!

[prototokio87]

U sound like a pedafile

[offplanetfilms]

@prototokio87 ...A foot file? Nice and raspy?

[Sakura22152345]

love it but im a little freaked out :D *backs away*

so how did yew do ur voice liek that?! :O

[TheCoco47]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Martins0554]

hell yea ! torture that bitches hardly and several

[cooltyrannosaur1]

lol save some for me!

[animegurlz2012]

EEEEEWWWWW, SPIIIIIDEEER!!! KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!!!

[meepmeepbunny]

oh ok because you must put alot of work into making them

[offplanetfilms]

@meepmeepbunny ...they're all mostly made by hand (sometimes a little CGI effect or "splat" added here & there!

[meepmeepbunny]

your videos are so funny where did you get the idea?? :)

[offplanetfilms]

@meepmeepbunny ...whenever we think of an idea for one, we rip out the pencils & start drawing it! (We don't rush & just make them over time.)

[meepmeepbunny]

the most creepy part was the spider clutching the eye :O

[BriteKitty]

Hehehe Sounds A Bit Like Ren From Ren and Stimpy! :) Nice work!

[jayko657]

a peice of card?

[leokimvideo]

Hell, this is going near vertical, it's about time.

[offplanetfilms]

@leokimvideo I keep shoving this as a birthday response to friends on Facebook!

[leokimvideo]

@offplanetfilms Well they now say Facebook is the place to be seen these days, again I am will behind the trend setting times.

Possibly the biggest fail I have done to my channel is only have a tube page.

[offplanetfilms]

@leokimvideo I've never really been good at the blogging thing myself. (its a type)

[crazyjorge2111]

haha the hilarious thing about these are the voices A++++!

[offplanetfilms]

@crazyjorge2111

Yea, we try to keep the accents varied as much as we can!... We're always up for the challenge of creating a new character voice.

[leokimvideo]

First referral from related video - Big Spider Attacks Daddy 1,286

[leokimvideo]

A

Jan 14, 2010 First referral from related video - Big Spider Attacks Daddy1,111

Now that's a good video to be networked to, again please leave your money on the fridge!

[offplanetfilms]

Velly, Velly nice!

[leokimvideo]

@offplanetfilms

Well mr offplanetfilms again we see more changes in the tube environment, and sure this has sent shock waves through the network.

The old laptop no longer wants to load up a tube page in this new format, and this may explain why I have a new record low in channel interest. I am starting to think of all this as a past tense sort of thing, no use trying to fight it.

[offplanetfilms]

@leokimvideo

I can see a day when optic fiber connection will be the only way smoothly play video's here... my poor laptop seems to play everything at about 15 frames per second nowadays!

[Skankpronger]

this is one of my favorite ways for them to meet their demise cuz its a slow painfull death plus its fun to watch them try and fight off the initial attack

[offplanetfilms]

You could always arm the fly with a little foil shield & a pin-sword to see if the fight lasts longer!

[Skankpronger]

giving the fly any kind of advantage is not what I wanna do :)

[sexythangz1102]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??????

[offplanetfilms]

A black-humored cartoon posted on you tube!

[leokimvideo]

a stupid question!

[leokimvideo]

Here she goes, take a look at BM22 video response to the spider, his went up first up yours will soon track like his.

I can assure you that.

[offplanetfilms]

Can you hear my hands rubbing from here?

[leokimvideo]

I bet I make this video kick ass.

please leave the money on the fridge

[leokimvideo]

looks good..!

[JasonVoorhees138]

ahahahh!!!!

[felixthemaster1]

i really liek you becasse u actually reply to comments!

and what program did u use?

"save some for meee..."

was soo hilarious!

[offplanetfilms]

no program involved! ...its all homegrown cardboard & real world sweat!

[felixthemaster1]

really? thats really cool!

i couldnt even imagine how u id it!

[offplanetfilms]

Yea, good old fashioned "cardboard 1.0" ...I think it runs on DOS !

[scareyes825]

@offplanetfilms

oh wow! ur AWSOME

[offplanetfilms]

@felixthemaster1 ...Ah, I may have actually forgotten to reply to this one (oddly enough!) ...We don't use any other programs beside a basic editing package. The animation is all done with cardboard & watercolor!)

[sux888]

@offplanetfilms wow thats so cool

[sindude300]

Spider(1)Fly(0)

[robertdz87]

fail

[offplanetfilms]

success!

[dave13377]

fail

[offplanetfilms]

success Ye dog!

[leokimvideo]

Who did the voice on this one..?

[offplanetfilms]

Ah, this one was me (again!)

[leokimvideo]

I may require this voice in a video..I like it.

[offplanetfilms]

No probs! ...whenever you want it, throw the script my way & I'll zap it through! (It's my "Constable Phaque" voice from the Inspector Crikey films... (I need to do more of those now we have an actual editing suite!)

[Dailiens]

Flipping heck that's wicked! I'ma do that ASAP!

[DeathsDawn667]

This is freaking awesome

You have just won everything

[emotionaloverdose47]

how do u even catch a fly ?

[offplanetfilms]

In Australia, they're big, fat, slow... and EASY!

...not to mention, everywhere!

[emotionaloverdose47]

Oh ok :)

hey i got a question ?

have u actually done all these things ?

or did u just make them up ?

[offplanetfilms]

This is purely an absurdist black-humored cartoon show!

Would you ask the same question of a Roadrunner and Coyote episode?

[emotionaloverdose47]

..maybe ....? lol im kiddin.

nah i just wanted to know.

so why flies ?

[offplanetfilms]

There's not many people who like or love flies. If it were say, "Tortures for Mice", it wouldn't be as forgivable!

Since we all kill flies cruelly & painfully everyday with nerve gas neurotoxins (flyspray), all these cartoon substitutes are probably more humane anyway!

[ShugglesTheHUSTLER]

my grandmothers yard has graapes, when they fall off the vines there is a mess of flies, i had a swatter, counted 40, came back 5 minutes later and there were more. some were huge

LMAO a wasp or bee grabbed a random fly and brought it into it's home or hive

[wwedanny101]

in England they are too fast to catch haha :(

[leokimvideo]

I will never look at a piece of card again without thinking of your art..

I had a look at your suggested links....wow, they were off the planet in more ways then one.

The Mad Bomber..

[offplanetfilms]

haaa,... oh, they're not my "suggested" links really, ...just my collection of bookmarks & off-the-wall clips I keep tabs on!

[EnglishDude62]

i did this it was soooooooo funny :D

[mellenberndt]

oh man lol thats funny

[offplanetfilms]

We're working on a ton more episodes at the moment, so keep your eyes peeled!

[mellenberndt]

awsome i love this cartoon

[SonnyLees]

OK I'll give you 5 stars cause you fed your pet! But hang on, I'll take 5 stars off, cause your pet was a spider (I hate spiders) but then again, he cleans up the population of flying infestations with magots so I give you back the 5 stars! Call it even! LOL!

[hbuttox]

HE ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE TALES FROM THE CRYPT! hehehahah.. NEVER FORGET THAT VOICE AND LAUGH

[offplanetfilms]

Damn, thats another show I haven't seen yet! (What the hell have I been watching?)

[jcmegabyte]

Haven't tried that one yet... Now, off to find all the ingredients... XD

[cartwheelee]

hahahaha i love doing that XD

[mellenberndt]

dam u diid it

[cartwheelee]

ya but it was ants instead of flies

and i threw them in the spider web instead of a jar XP

[mellenberndt]

oh lol still funny XD

[cartwheelee]

lol yea X)

[mellenberndt]

hehehe

[battybuddy]

Happy Birthday, Spider!

[bugcomics]

You guys are crazy!