incredible wood machine - Zahnradmaschine rein aus Holz

[MucusFelidae]

In the Olde Times they used to grease wooden machines with swine fat.

[Nox665]

what's the MTBF of those wood bearing? :D

[Tezzathetool]

thing is.. it does nothing practical... except maybe give ya nice legs?

[felineboy]

Very nice!  But alas! those squeaks... make me shiver!

[Fuzz481]

Wow this video gave me incredible wood! ;)

[wormalism]

To those wondering what the purpose and use of this machine is, I and the rest of humanity would also like you to ask the same questions towards your own oxygen stealing lives. Please stop creating your irritating racket you make with your meaningless opinions and observations and promptly kill yourselves, as we now have a machine that more than replaces you.

[1Alchemistic]

@wormalism What? I think it's a reasonable question for many to ask.

Some, more creative types would say it's wonderful and call it "art". Other, call them practical people, would ask the question that you jumped all over and judged.

If you have hate for people who ask questions, then you may have hate for people seeking enlightenment?

Who has the meaningless opinion?

[SAMIMYS]

it is a wooden facebook, has got lots of gears and complication but still useless.

[WelcomeToTheFreekSho]

Bags not having his job!

[localcrew]

It's a medieval marital aid.

[HelloMyNameIsJohnS]

One very nicely engineered machine that does nothing.

It's still very cool

[TheRealSuperSlayer]

yeah its cool until the teeth break

[Rotitomato]

Wow!!!

[sasaltthefries]

That's the beauty of it - it doesn't DO anything!

[donho163]

pretty amazing really

[donho163]

pretty amazing really

[halfmumi]

wooden tank!

[NXTWolf]

@AndreBrianaoj778 Schleichwerbung! : )

[k250014783]

@AndreBrianaoj778 I... don't think that even counts as German.

[Hewittdoit]

Termite Megapark

[Lotum4n]

We have one of these at my construction site , we use it all the time , people here all the noise and think that alot of work is going on . Nice piece of equipment when your out of a job .

[G0neguy]

wow you made a huge piece of shit out of wood...grats!!

[nippyella]

This is used to make doughnuts at tims

[woodentoolcompany]

This is an awesome show of what can be done with wood! Check out my channel to see some of my Wooden Monster's!

[kdc43]

Don't pedal it too fast, the friction on all those wooden parts will make it burst into fire!

[SuperFluidFerroFluid]

It is a live breathing example of a 40 year old virgin

[bill45colt]

Technicallly it is a machine, it turns, and forces parts to rotate

[atukaaaa]

i hope the director of saw wont watch it or he will make new 7 more series

[mrbluenun]

Just about wonderful! Brilliant machine entirely in wood eh? !

Well done,

mrbluenun

[TugOwar]

someone had way to much free time...

[McCartanTransport]

Ok, so everyone is giving crap that this machine as it is constructed in their words "doesn't do anything", but if it were intended for something, what would it be capable of doing? Opening Gates maybe? lifting a small bridge?

[mrmeanr]

squeaky... needs lube.

[TheBeginnerable]

Im sorry to say this but. Why The F*CK they build this huge bullshit that doesnt do anything but turns around. i mean. its not your gonna use it everyday! they cutted/killed tree's for this bullshit? im just sayin..

[1Alchemistic]

@TheBeginnerable Not everything constructed of wood has had to have "killed" or cut down a tree.

We have many thousands and thousands of cords of wood just in my small area, which were all taken down from a storm. Mother Nature provides too. Some of this wood will be used as firewood, some made into stove pellets for burning, some into boards for building, some made as pallets to hold objects to ship, some for carvers and wood workers to make unique crafts and art items.

[Magcomplex]

That is cool

[4468861989]

that's how big a wrist watch would have to be in a world with out metal !!!

[WarDevour]

nice treadmill 

[dirtTdude]

@cream4rmsomeyounguy I thought "freak" was appropriate considering you honestly believe that the cool wooden machine is "useless" . it had nothing to do with the facts that you are gay or mexican, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt seeing how you don't give a fuck about my opinion and everything.

[dirtTdude]

@cream4rmsomeyounguy by posting ridiculous comments you get my opinion, like it or not you freak

[dirtTdude]

@cream4rmsomeyounguy just because you don't understand it does not make it useless dorkwad

[MeredithWollm75]

hmmauf der suche nach jemanden der mich von meiner andauernden einsamkeit erlösen kann

[manofthehour91]

that's nice and all but what does it do.

[Irockgetusetoit]

its a fun exercise machine!

[maorijam]

is it producing something ?

[Bucyruserie28W]

WTF

[KafeinBE]

Why do you need a use for something you can create anyway ?

[serridgeas]

technically it's not a machine as it does not perform a task

[CantaloupeOfDeath]

@serridgeas of course it does! its just a vintage stationary excercise bike :D

[mcskifter]

It's art man! I love it.

[hydro1847]

that is so gay

[321wankakit]

SOO... COOL !!

[johnstarr2001]

Wonderful old exercise machine! They sure don't make them like they use to.

[sagaertb]

@johnstarr2001 now i know why my grandfather is very VERY muscled

[Blitz4000]

Great work! I think it could represent how wood started the industrial age.

[Drdump1]

Wow ok w4hurry watch?v=StcY7bG1xzs It's possible 4 u to do aVideo on aSimple "Waddling Duck" running inside the same mass round hollow frictional guilded ramp Track spinning without stopping with the or heavy Mass with Wooden Duck toy ?? thks

[liuton2005]

It is beautiful. Incredible.

[ravenwind123]

at least he could have it make icecream :)

[Spacekriek]

Kind of reminds me of that ice-making machine in "Back to the Future 2", this would fit nicely in a movie like Lord of the Rings. I find the two off-centre gears very fascinating.

[Dan221075]

IT WOODEN WORK!!!! hahaha

[surferdudette19]

@Dan221075 ROFL!

[99cachorro]

looks like another chinese import. more useless, big stuff!

[kingchyzer]

Starting from 0:22 , the dude operating it just looks ashamed.

[MangoBastard]

looks like a real shitty perpetual motion machine

[tombrewerfla]

My only question is WHY?

[garbagelasagna]

Why not? It's fun.

[Descalabro]

Why? To remind you the time when you wouldn't ask why.

[tombrewerfla]

I wasn't trying to be mean, I was kidding. I think it's an awesome machine and it took a lot of talent to do build it.

[Descalabro]

I wasn't trying to be mean either, :) I think they should have added some wings to the machine.

[JacKn1feSugarTrucK]

He must get mad pussy.

[Elephantintheroom01]

At the other end there is an electric toothbrush.

[intheshitter]

fucking lol

[toonkatoon]

a medeval work-out bike?

[GManGT]

The guy got a boner peddling the thing....hee hee

[hawhawdecarabaw]

its not cool if it cant do anything T_T

[simpsaulo]

It can! It is useful to set a campfire! LOL

[37712]

what does it do?

[brightth7]

Sounds like it needs some lubrication.

[toavincent12345]

What is it supposed to do..?

[GolzukianThrou]

wow... this is rad! It appears to be a door way of some kind. through which the driver sits. let me take you on a journey... the person represents individualality through my understanding the wood represents our basic understanding of our lives and nature. the complicities structure represents the now in the form of technology. both forms separately understood that way, then try to grasp we strength'n our minds and ourselves through enlightenment rather than live in or with todays corruptions...

[GolzukianThrou]

at least thats what it looked like to me. any thoughts on this?

[plumbersteve]

ha ha ha This thing is an extremely complicated and entirely too conveluded way to turn a man's hard work into noise without actually accomplishing anything....did Obama design this??  Anyway, it's cool. I agree art doesn't have to have a function if the form is totally kick-ass

[ieatatsonic]

This is art. That is the purpose. It seems you people (the ones who don't care for it) don't understand what art is. Anything can be art.

[bmcg266]

Was any metal used in its assembly? Either way it's awesome.

[w4hurry]

only wood is used!

[TheKlink]

@w4hurry

what about the pins on the chains?

[chocolatechorus]

lol it does!

[joaojuniorsantos]

q diabos é isso por favor rsrsrsrs

[Byrdbros]

I thought I was nuts...what a work of brain art...

[snoopy7393]

o look "insert finger here:

[bigwhiteyeti]

But what does it do?

[w4hurry]

just showing what can be made out of wood - art/technic

[Canuckboy123]

@w4hurry

Cut down 40 trees to show how we can distribute energy to do nothing? Took him 15-20 years to make a machine that uses the energy of an apple to create an eye show. Good Game. But at the same time, this is spectacular art. Art in the purest forum.

[327yellow]

@bigwhiteyeti das est die wurst grinder!!!! dumkuff!!!!!!!!!

[bn37inf]

@bigwhiteyeti Traps the souls of lost children and converts them to a warm easily digestible paste

[ObiTrev]

@bigwhiteyeti Ye Old Exercise bike, and Cat Skinner!

[RyuuHatake]

Stick some wheels and a steering wheel on it and make yourself a car [=

[digiprez77]

You people have obviously never built anything out of wood... You don't need a reason. It is art.

[antiotio]

If you recycle ok ...

[rockinjoxx]

it makes squeaky noises, that's what it does :)

[fronombulax]

well.. that was annoying.

[zee339]

the only useful energy this will produce is from a can of gasoline and a match

[Hapinasu1]

The only useful thing you will produce is from a can of gas and a match.

Go away you loser! This is amazing.

[zee339]

please explain

[Hapinasu1]

Setting you on fire and burning you. This is beautiful, and it is actually a very nice hobby. Stop being so rude.

[chocolatechorus]

Wow! A big useless tool of idiothood! what will these idiots think of next? don't you dare call this art because its nothing but a waste of energy and a maker of annoying squeaky noises!

[TitaniumToothpaste]

art is an expression of true self

it is also the amount of time and care that someone put into a project, which is expressed in the presicion and amount of work this man put into this machine

[chocolatechorus]

its simply a noisemaker!

[zee339]

this machine is a metaphor for youtube and 90% of the internet.

[thealmightyphil]

and this kids is whats called totally pointless

the man turns the spedals

the pedals turn 15 milltion cogs and chains and sprockets

the sprockets then atach back to more cogs and chans and sprockets

then attach back to the original set of 1s,000,000 cogs chains and sprockets then eventually the exiting bit happens and we get to pack it away

and for gods sake it is not art

you people think encasing a steamy shite in ice is artistic

[leogordon]

dont let any tree huggers get at it

[ziggassedup]

i didn't see a governor to control the machine's speed.we don't want it expoding all over the place now,do we?

[zee339]

lol

[MYbadside86]

It produces smiles. Isn't that enough?

[choptopsled]

i can admire the workmanship of making that.... but jeez talk about pointless.

[JustInPlug]

does this thing actually produce anything?

[zee339]

what are we producing by commenting on the video?

[JustInPlug]

a lot of useless conversation and misuse of energy

[iriemahn]

At least a muffin or something

[pupplesan]

This is a metaphor for human 'progress'. We build the prettiest tools the earth has ever witnessed but when they aren't being used for murder, they rarely do more than distract or amuse. THIS tool however is art. It is complexity in service to itself. The by-product is human laughter and insight and thus, ironically is this machine useful after all.

[joker064]

And the final product......a lollipop!! Thank you ladies and gentleman

[spikeycorn]

dang awsome but mostly useless i wonder if they make it to make something like a flinstones car :O

[edubyas]

FREE ENERGY AT LAST!!!!

This guy will probably get knocked off by the big oil boys :)

[RafraiVert]

cool... It's the worlds most complicated exercise bike.

[caiorenzi]

Depois de pedalar umas cinco horas sabe o que sai da máquina??? FOGO, hahaha

[dabliomusic]

Super Legal...depois de pedalar umas 20 horas...esta máquina faz ABSOLUTAMENTE NADA...AHAHAHAHHAH

[Kkr3wK]

what is it a gaint microwave or somthing?

[SpeedyPig1]

useless but complicated.

[DaxterFerrit1990]

i dont get it, what does it do?

[DeLoreanGuy]

people who make these wooden machines are creepy.

look at that stare he gave when he stopped! lol

[SerialKyler]

Ohh yeah the pull system of coggs has no gears becouse the system has no real use but for some bumb ass to drive it out of curiosity, ie you. what is the true meaning of this matchine will it light his house maybe the bulb on some assholes trainers my guess is its usless and be confind to the great stupid inventions in the pie in the sky. OHHHH yeah Hope your using it to drive your brain cell cos when the hampster dies ????/

[GaaraReno]

It doesn't have to have a purpose. And as you can see its for the world fair for the forestry and wood industries. The purpose of it is to show that machinery can be made out of wood just as much as it can be made out of metal.

[hsegoy]

that machine helps people to work out lol

[hairystinknugget]

It powers his XBox. For every two hours on the machine he gets five minutes play time.

[oneromevad]

WOW what a waste of trees. this reminds me of some torchure device you'd see in the movie SAW.

[sarolikia]

waste of trees... trees grow back whats is a waste is u driving ur car to the store because ur to lazy to walk or ride bike for a 1/4 mile

[Superhenki]

nice looking, but what does it do?

[long2534]

driftdriver36 said it best

"what do any of these comments have to do with the video? Does any one care about the usless wooden thing that sucks."

[stubro89]

And what does it do?

[ultimatefavourites]

GOT A MATCH ?????? NAAAAAAHH i love it you freak!!!! GOOD WORK!

[MrOreOoO]

can it make me a sandwich?

[lankey32]

from the comments i see below you guys couldn't ride a tricycle....nice job on the wood working skills more like a blackbelt in physic's

[stehenallein]

Somebody needs to make a scaled wooden tank

[davidmkn]

What a beautiful sound!

[DriftDriver36]

And with your topic I spent 10 mins trying to explain to an american that Canada is part of North America they didnt beleive me and I just could not tell them that Mexico is also Apart of North America.

[USMARINEMarano]

well of course mexico is part of north america! why, it's america's beard.

[secHumanist]

lol, and canada its hat...

[DriftDriver36]

what do any of these comments have to do with the video? Does any one care about the usless wooden thing that sucks.

[af100984]

The people who think America is just North America are primarily Republicans or Southerners.

[arthur420albert]

only people from The USA refer to themselves as Americans idiot.

[arthur420albert]

And your probably the selfloathing white boy cause I'm not. Allthough I am a proud republican.

[af100984]

not really but okay. and I never said American so learn to read sir. and I didn't say all Republicans I said Primarily.

[grassic]

How easy it is to sit at home and be nasty about youtube posts. If you can't say anything pleasant or intelligent in common politeness it is better to say nothing. I doubt any of you would have a face to face conversation this way. This is a great piece of human ingenuity if you don't like it forget it and don't be nasty about it.look at Dels beautiful Wooden Machine A totally useless very clever device by an AMERICAN Dissing each others countries and hypersensitivity are also unattractive.

[shakensparco]

Amen.

[dugenut]

lol

[arthur420albert]

Oh wow wooden gears. Thats way cooler then my lap top.

[Sckisourz]

Alright Mr. Wood Gears. Let's see you make this.

[arthur420albert]

In America we tend to make things of use.And I didn't claim it was easy to make, just a waste of time.

[Arubakar]

It's perfectly useful, its a wooden exercise machine for people who are allergic to plastic and metal.

[N37BU6]

Wow, another narrow-minded American bragging about his so-called great country.

"In America we tend to make things of use"

LOL... don't get me started. You're delusional.

You're 9.5 trillion dollars in debt, and your illiteracy rate is disgusting. Don't forget your national IQ average, poverty, consumer waste, obesity, and crime rates either.

FACT: 1/5th of Americans can't find their own country on a map. Still proud? No wonder the world hates you; You're so stupifyingly ignorant.

[asdewq1231]

Harsh.

[takenflame]

But generally true.

[Ostendere]

Wow, another non-American all too quick to criticize us.

If you actually believe the statistic that 1/5th of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a map (which you obviously got from the Miss Teen South Carolina Video) then you're dumber then you accuse 'us' of being. I've yet to meet a single person who can't do that, and would be astounded if I did. Why don't you break out of your little shell and come meet some of us? EH? (I have the utmost respect for Canada, none for morons)

[N37BU6]

Where the fuck do you think they got the information from? There is an interesting poll you should look at on NBC. Did you think these morons just pulled information out of their asses? You'd be amazed at how many Americans think the sun orbits the earth.

Lol, once again- typical American assuming he knows everything about a situation. I'm a landed immigrant from the UK, and I lived in 3 countries before settling in Canada, and I've been to America twice. So much for my "shell".

[aqua16ftw]

Wow..... all i have to say is you must be talking about 1/5 of Americans UNDER THE AGE OF ONE. I have never met somone over the age of one who hasn't been able to find America on a map

[lilkao3]

nop. when i asked someone were was america in a map the dumbass circled the USA. then i said no thats not it, thats part of America but not america by it self. ill throw up that 97% of US residents consider the USA to be america and thats fucking wrong because america is a continent. are you one of these 97%?

[jimmydean4343]

maybe becuse most AMERICANS call it AMERICA and most people consider that north america and south america are sperate

[TheSkullKing1911]

Stfu everyone automatically thinks of AMERICA as the US anyway.

[lilkao3]

Define AMREICAN.

American is somebody that was born in the continent and not only in the USA. You stupid yanks dont undertand that.

Offtopic: the same thing happens with football. 100% of people other than the US call it football and ONLY the US calls it soccer.

[MadScience]

Listen to the BC anytime and you hear them say something to the effect of " Americans" Now do you think they are talking about Canadians ? Mexicans ? The rest of the world recognizes an American to be from the United States. Does that mean the rest of the world is just as stupid ?

[lilkao3]

is not called United States of Ameikkka for nothing

[su0pam4n]

You are an idiot... The world recognizes citizens of the USA as Americans. Mexicans are also Americans but with a North in front of it. Do you want to call Brazil America too? It is in an America. 2 contenents with the name America. Idiot...

[lilkao3]

American= anybody born in the continent

YAnk= YOu

Its like saying that people from Great Britain have the term of Europeans but he other people from Europe are not.

[MadScience]

Well then idiot name one other country on the. continent that has America in the name. You seem to have a stick up your ass or something. "Yank" you people actually think thats an insult to us. LOL go drink some tea

[lilkao3]

even that the USA has American in the end its fucked up to steal the term "american" from other americans.

yank is not to offend you but its the "other" term used for people from your county because your country has not created a real term for your people.

[animesis]

i dont wanna get involved ir your guys fight at all!

but i couldnt help noticing you tried to insult the British with "go drink some tea"

I guess its like that guys word for Yank! cuz its not an insult to most brits! ;)

[N37BU6]

Go to MSNBC and look for yourself. That's how saturated with meaningless entertainment the population really is...

[Jiimy8me]

true story, an di actually live here :(