there are 5 clips in the vid but it takes 41 seconds when it supposed to take 40(8 seconds on one) second.. 5secondfilms here should really be 5.125secondfilms.
@martindanny youtube doesn't support milliseconds. it rounds up and down the seconds. that's why 0:40 is skipped in the video. it goes from 0:39 to 0:41
Love yelling at girls from balconies! Got a guy to throw me a beer from the street once. It was pretty sure. Followed that with calling some bitch fat. Either way its bro chill.
Officer Sminkle had been dedicating his life to feeding the homeless and improving the lives of young men and women through his many tens of minutes of community service. Looking back on my time on The Job with Sminkle, I can still see that peculiar smile of his. His life really changed when he caught the Girl With No Name. No ID, no fingerprints; she was an enigma and Sminkle was obsessed with her. When she escaped custody 3 years ago, Sminkle went insane. He hasn't left his patio ever since.
Since you already started reading you cant stop. My name is Kalena. I have black hair, and green eyes. I am 13. I was abused my whole life. I have no ears or nose, because my parents chopped them of with a rusty fork. I am dead. I will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty fork unless you repost this on 5 pages. THIS IS NO JOKE!! If you do, something good will happen to you within 13 days. If you don't believe this, wait"
Since you already started reading you cant stop. My name is Kalena. I have black hair, and green eyes. I am 13. I was abused my whole life. I have no ears or nose, because my parents chopped them of with a rusty fork. I am dead. I will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty fork unless you repost this on 5 pages. THIS IS NO JOKE!! If you do, something good will happen to you within 13 days. If you don't believe this, wait"
:(.... yeauh...
HeavyMetal469 3 days ago
Daaaaamn!
TheTrueChuster 1 week ago
I'm sorry but that blonde chicks rack is one of the best I've ever seen.
XsirtX 1 week ago 2
do you know this girl
no. do you?
bosebucks375 2 weeks ago
pause at :30. yup Chico
CountingDayz 2 weeks ago
I love how Jon and Paul play the same characters in this as Grumpy Ben.
SupahCola 2 weeks ago 4
i swear anything brian firenzi does makes my life that much better
profssrfunk 2 weeks ago
How to Hit on Girls but from Your Balcony:
Answer : Throw Things at Them (TTT)
SuperNath97 1 month ago
@SuperNath97 That's not Hitting on girls, that's Hitting girls!
TheSandvichTrials 3 weeks ago
LOL OHH SHI*
cj4138 1 month ago
officer shminkle saves the day
Blacklemon67a 1 month ago
Chip 'n' Dale.
TCfoxs 1 month ago
STRAAAAVIIIIIIIIIIIIINSKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
benaiah93 2 months ago
Tits
MrVulgaris 2 months ago
Aren't those Grumpy Ben's roomates?
Blarghurface 2 months ago 7
*walks into bar, gives girl mozzarella stick
girl: what is this
me: a cheesy line
and it...is....on...
TheSheepman8 2 months ago 16
BLONDES TEASE, BUT BRUNETTES PLEASE.
TheBandolero9 2 months ago 19
yeah
LebronJordanWade 3 months ago
0:14
BOTH OF YOU.
DFTheNightmare 3 months ago 11
the beginning sounds like sonido total, PINKER TONES
zildjiandrummer1 3 months ago
mike the situation and pauly D made 39 accounts to dislike this. :D
MrDrWillieSirCaptain 3 months ago
f'kin hipsters!
WHISTLEwhileISKATE 4 months ago
Is that Rite of Spring at the end?!!?!?
Chopofiev 4 months ago 2
Dibs!
teratorn3366 5 months ago
the awkward moment when you realize that "girl thats smokin" at the end is really a guy
rodkill100200 5 months ago in playlist More videos from 5secondfilms
@rodkill100200 No it's not?
Taizuko 5 months ago
The blond is fucking hot
HellGatefr2 5 months ago 4
The "yeah" makes my day
DH22295 5 months ago
Yuh!
heisatai 5 months ago
how the hell you gonna kill ur friend over some guys?? lol!!
YesitsLily2011 5 months ago in playlist YesitsLily2011's Favorited Videos
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First one is the best!
MVSXE 5 months ago
officer sminkle arrested someone?
TMLorfing 6 months ago 5
Women come from canada, Whores come from chico.
CITY OF CHICO
INC 1879
VirtuaBlueAM2 6 months ago 4
aw it's like the manly version of rapunzel.
cardigans98 7 months ago
0:11 Screw this, I'm taking you both!
tomrule123 7 months ago
the first one is fucking hilarious.
PaddedWhiteRoom 8 months ago
yeah..
DH22295 8 months ago
I need to know where you got that song
crzycrzy14 9 months ago
Hey look everybody, it's Officer Sminkle!
kagerioshu 10 months ago
Look at all these people doing calculations to find out how long it actually is, lol. Ridiculous.
steelsnow101 10 months ago
why is the quality bad?
I8PeeMehrdad79 10 months ago
Tybee Dyskin <3<3
DwaDwadziescia 10 months ago
there are 5 clips in the vid but it takes 41 seconds when it supposed to take 40(8 seconds on one) second.. 5secondfilms here should really be 5.125secondfilms.
martindanny 10 months ago
@martindanny
The title
1 second
The end site
1 second
MAKE YOUR LITTLE CALCULATION AGAIN
juanpablotito 10 months ago
@martindanny youtube doesn't support milliseconds. it rounds up and down the seconds. that's why 0:40 is skipped in the video. it goes from 0:39 to 0:41
Taihofai 10 months ago
@martindanny
youtube adds a second but doesnt play it
plrusek 10 months ago
daaaaaaayyyuuum hahaha
NitroMani0 10 months ago
look at her fuckin tits holy shit
vrxnoodles 10 months ago 3
I can't tell, in the first clip, is that a cat making that noise or her saying "eeeeeew?"
Coryuken 10 months ago
why aren't they in the kitchen?
NQTY 10 months ago
Daaaaayum~ xD
BaconGod94 10 months ago
based on 00:27, this happened in Chico
mancreep 10 months ago 96
@mancreep As a great man (Tommy Wiseau) once said, what happened?
Neonman78 1 week ago
Press "3" repeatedly for a never-ending argument
InuvikPhil 10 months ago
haha CREEEEEEEEEEPER .
xCHlNlTA703 10 months ago
booobies
zajecbezjajec 10 months ago
twats with small nobss
jankesss123 10 months ago
wait was that demi levato at the last video?
YRUIM 10 months ago
sexy blonde with big tits hmm...
Bendix100ify 10 months ago
Stupid
bigie169 10 months ago
Welcome to Chico. Come because you're desperate, stay because you're dead.
AndresTweets 10 months ago 195
me???
iDirtyDianaX 10 months ago
Welcome to Chico, home of men hitting on girls from balconies.
SRKMizuki 10 months ago 4
Yeah , if u wanna be beaten , u need to hit on dem ...
Hemulen40 10 months ago
Brings back so many UW-Madison memories
stormyquin 10 months ago
Brunette, obviously.
niketas0104 10 months ago
Ha ha that was the funniest thing I've seen all day. LMAO
housecry 10 months ago
Love yelling at girls from balconies! Got a guy to throw me a beer from the street once. It was pretty sure. Followed that with calling some bitch fat. Either way its bro chill.
4BROko 10 months ago
LMAO XD
AlyWallyCobainy 10 months ago
Who's slyfox?
Ido013 10 months ago
Hey girl, how about some sex?
YEAH!
...
yeah.
AntGatta 10 months ago
Yea
crzycrzy14 10 months ago
The turkey dinner meme, courtesy of 5SecondFilms.
GRENTHSNOOB 10 months ago
Another day in Chico.
Knerdzilla 10 months ago
i read this as "How to hit girls on the butt from your balcony"
Th3DekuNut 10 months ago 3
The fourth one was hilarious!
breezyfish 10 months ago
This needs a behind the scenes special upload.
facekoo 10 months ago
thumbs uo if sly brought u here
Timskee1R 10 months ago
Damn that last girl was cute as hell
jakeorjakob 10 months ago 2
that girl is SMOKIN ....some turkey
ramanglass544 10 months ago 3
lolololol
TinyDaftCarrot 10 months ago
only in chico ...
MXopti 10 months ago
hahaha brian is such a cockblock
GoinBaCk2JeRzEy 10 months ago
How does "Cubed" have a show on FuelTV & you guys don't? W.T.F.
aaroniamescua 10 months ago
DO YOU KNOW THIS GURL??
KFrost712 10 months ago
Is it just me, or was this funnier than most others?
NexicProductions 10 months ago
@NexicProductions it's just you
beefybologne 10 months ago
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Does anybody else pee on the side of the toilete to make less noise?
jujkuj123 10 months ago
Officer Sminkle had been dedicating his life to feeding the homeless and improving the lives of young men and women through his many tens of minutes of community service. Looking back on my time on The Job with Sminkle, I can still see that peculiar smile of his. His life really changed when he caught the Girl With No Name. No ID, no fingerprints; she was an enigma and Sminkle was obsessed with her. When she escaped custody 3 years ago, Sminkle went insane. He hasn't left his patio ever since.
GuiltyTrace 10 months ago 3
i love how brian always plays the cop parts in the vids :D
TornPaperYoyos 10 months ago
boobs <3
noisebombwarfare 10 months ago
dodongo dodongo dongo
rean247 10 months ago
@rean247 dodongo dodongo dodongo.
shugr2th 10 months ago
I saw the chico cop in this
brorgyll 10 months ago
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SammySpeaksUp 10 months ago
5 for 5!!!!!! BAM!!!
caseyforever 10 months ago
sly fox hound!@!#
MotionSteez 10 months ago
there always seems to be a cop in each of these videos
crossxfuse 10 months ago
I love this one, also the voices of the dudes sound bad while the sounds of the girls are of good quality. :o
lordician 10 months ago
Brian steals the show as the cop. Ba-zing.
timb0nic 10 months ago
Was that Shakira who got shot?
ManOfPawn 10 months ago
PAULY LIVES!
Blackened1993 10 months ago
TITS
venomt 10 months ago
pauly lives is in the tags. That's awesome.
Gilgamesh238 10 months ago
Such a psycho bitch...
rethinkOURreality 10 months ago
Oh hi Officer Sminkle! Fancy seeing you here.
keybladeboy 10 months ago
Hey girl, how about coming up here to make me...
A TURKEY DINNER?!?!?!
BluesMK 10 months ago 276
@BluesMK WITH GRAVY.............
apriljana321 10 months ago
@BluesMK with graaaaaaaavyyyy...
DigiDudeify 10 months ago 2
@BluesMK Excuse Me?!!?!
*looks at name*
WhosThatTurkey 8 months ago
I bet these guys only last 5 seconds.
KingChevy7 10 months ago 252
@KingChevy7 that's funny lol
ryehixson 10 months ago
@KingChevy7 DAMN WHAT A FUNNY GUY YOU MUST BE, IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN ME A WHOLE TEAM OF COMEDY-SCIENTISTS TO COME UP WITH THAT FUCKING GEM
Gregd8888 10 months ago
@Gregd8888 I'm gonna guess this is sarcasm?
KingChevy7 10 months ago
@KingChevy7 no shit
Gregd8888 10 months ago
Trolowtf? Loolz
iliekpie1125 10 months ago
can any1 explain why this clip has 306 views and 556 likes?
MrErikxxon 10 months ago
@MrErikxxon Can anyone explain why nobody will stop asking this goddamn question?
Flex3182 10 months ago 8
I wanna meet THAT girl...
nriqueog 10 months ago
lol is in the dictionary :D
stealthygreener 10 months ago
one of them should have been pauly p lifting a dog and other household items to get the girls attention
franks1no 10 months ago
I swear the fit girl has had a boob job recently
jackyblueboy 10 months ago
lol the ending
viralistique 10 months ago
For a second i thought that said How to Hit Girls from your Balcony
adalhelliesa 10 months ago
But how can women be from Mars AND Chico?!?
gunmaster95 10 months ago
@gunmaster95 perhaps Chico is on Mars
genesisproject 10 months ago
What are you doing hitting on girls from a balcony Dufrane!!! I will choke the flirt out of you!
catsnamesqueak 10 months ago 8
No, not you or you! Both of you! NOW!
Bountyhunter306 10 months ago
I just want you guys to know that you give me the best 5 seconds of my life. Every Day. I watch your videos 30 times. each. Period.
ZaitsevLand 10 months ago
That was hilarious as fuck!
lilPat 10 months ago
I like how it's "cleaver" lines instead of "clever" lines in the tags.
IveGotThis 10 months ago 3
lmao @ tags "pauly lives"
MasterXHunterSaitan 10 months ago
where'd the 40 second mark go?
TheSoccerfan8ic 10 months ago
@TheSoccerfan8ic
HOLY SHIT TIME PARADOX
busby2 10 months ago
"Get up these stairs"
spamspaz 10 months ago
"Hey girl, how about some sex?"
"MEOOOOWWWW!"
razioak 10 months ago
The Homies watched this :D (in other words, Slyfox brought me here)
binphan16 10 months ago
@binphan16 I didn't know the Homies were 5Sf fans :)
NoHeadsProduction 10 months ago
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Since you already started reading you cant stop. My name is Kalena. I have black hair, and green eyes. I am 13. I was abused my whole life. I have no ears or nose, because my parents chopped them of with a rusty fork. I am dead. I will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty fork unless you repost this on 5 pages. THIS IS NO JOKE!! If you do, something good will happen to you within 13 days. If you don't believe this, wait"
RomanticAnimeLuver00 10 months ago
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@RomanticAnimeLuver00 Holy Shit! you'll never believe this but I stated reading this and I stopped!!!
originalnab 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Since you already started reading you cant stop. My name is Kalena. I have black hair, and green eyes. I am 13. I was abused my whole life. I have no ears or nose, because my parents chopped them of with a rusty fork. I am dead. I will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty fork unless you repost this on 5 pages. THIS IS NO JOKE!! If you do, something good will happen to you within 13 days. If you don't believe this, wait"
RomanticAnimeLuver00 10 months ago
WTF? LMAO
OrkGold1 10 months ago
yah im the 306th viewer even though theres 426 likes...
l33Thax1012 10 months ago
xxDD
Laroac 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
hello friends
i am viewer 307
thats right im from the future.
kirooo369 10 months ago
"YOU know this girl?" hahah
deadfridays 10 months ago
Tricks and tips with Pauly P-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
ElFattyFatMan 10 months ago
Welcome to Chico.
eataneraser 10 months ago 4
Slyfoxhound sent me here too ! :D thumbs up for vid!
nimrodcs1984 10 months ago
Go Officer Sminkle, go!
SorrySoldOut 10 months ago
hey girl! how about some sex?! lmao
YouCanCallMeCharlz 10 months ago
DAAAMN girl
lateraali 10 months ago
funny shit
chubphucka 10 months ago
Slyfox got a hell of a good humor :]
FPSArzii 10 months ago 19
@FPSArzii i must imagine sly giggling like hell on this one.. *hhiihhiihihihihi*
TheSerbianguy 10 months ago
The blonde girl
ponchmasta007 10 months ago
lul.
p00nedlol2 10 months ago
omg people picking on views.. its youtube bug get used to it.. fuck sake im pissed off
it takes time to update statistics of each video on youtube
nemecleo 10 months ago
325 likes + 7 dislikes = 306 views?
Something is wrong here...
missmia196 10 months ago
Hehe the music is "Club Dance Beat 007" from GarageBand
CrinkleCutBeatroot 10 months ago
Whoe, I'm not the 306th viewer.
TheBenny141 10 months ago
God episode 3 was terrible, this saga is ruined.
Budogenkai 10 months ago
@Budogenkai what? episode 3? half life? you knew? how?
lobster1077 10 months ago
@lobster1077 star wars reference
Budogenkai 10 months ago
@Budogenkai That was six years ago.
maullster 10 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
xXSlyFoxHoundXx 10 months ago 168
@xXSlyFoxHoundXx
hello sly
AG31594IsBack 10 months ago
@xXSlyFoxHoundXx Itsss slllyyyyfooooxxxx!!!!!!
MultiSfix 10 months ago
@xXSlyFoxHoundXx homies unit!!!!!
max123exp 10 months ago
@xXSlyFoxHoundXx hipo :)
FullyArmy636 10 months ago
Thee Best 5SF ever Lmao.
Blackie212 10 months ago
Psycho girl? Totally worth it. She can murder me afterwards.
ThiagoFilippo 10 months ago 10
haha
ADAVIDOLOGIST 10 months ago
Do you know this girl?
CuchuNerazzurro 10 months ago