The FanFiction Critic, episode, 11, "If I Was Your Nazi," part 4

[kutlessrocker23]

Rikku and Kairi? That's so out of character for both of them. Kairi represents 1/7th of the absolute good in the KH universe and Rikku, in Final Fantasy X, was a persecuted minority herself......

[carouselstar]

Also, I just want to tell her to STOP using the Holocaust victims as a backdrop for your poorly-written, plain, and undeveloped yaoi fanfiction. No, seriously, stop it. They were people, with names, families, ambitions, etc. They didn't die so you could show off your ignorance writing crappy fanfics.

And why is there no explanation for the SS officers having un-German names like "Riku", "Kairi", "Demyx" and "Axel" - which to my knowledge, are not proper names in anything EXCEPT Kingdom Hearts.

[carouselstar]

"I realise that not as many people know as much about it as I do."

AFGHSKL;KL WHAT. You have proved that you know practically nothing about Nazi Germany. According to you, joining the SS was as easy as signing on the dole and there was no need for a background check, so long as you were blond! I mean, you could be gay, Jewish, and half-deaf, but if you had blond hair and blue eyes, you were the perfect epitome of a Nazi.

..No.

[Digitalsp33r]

The author's note declaring that she understands that people don't know as much about it as she does... I have done no research on Nazi Germany, yet I knew that a ton of these plot points were historically inaccurate. What an arrogant, racist, homoerotic fantasist.

GAH! How I hate bad fanfic writers! How they make my stomach turn (bah-bah bah-bah)

[123FishCrazy]

3:38 I feel like screaming "THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JOIN?!?!" Why did the author have them join something that they hated so much? Why did she/he make this story at all? None of the "factual" things she says aren't true in the slightest. This story is insulting and disturbing. How can someone be so stupid and insensitive to put an actual event, when thousands of innocent people died, and combine it with fake disney characters? Why oh why?!

[LordDarkrai9]

I want to slap this author for the Autism part and for this whole fanfiction as well.

[HyrAyl]

Wow. Every single phrase in this story adds at least one new mistake to the pile of anachronisms.

[MrsEdwardNigma]

For anyone who's curious "Riku" (1 k) is Sora's friend in Kingdom Hearts and is a guy. "Rikku" (2 ks) is a girl from Final Fantasy X and also appears in KH as a Gull Wing (who for some reason are little pixies in KH).

[MoonIMover]

Wait, so Augen's problem with this prisoner is that he is gay? Not that he raped one of the guards, but that he was gay?

If the guard was a woman, would he just be like, "Oh, okay?"

[WhiteWings930]

The inmates in death camps were practically starving. The guards were strong and armed. How in the world did an inmate manage to single-handedly overpower a guard, and even if he did manage it why would he want to rape him? You are starving, you have been degraded beyond belief, you don't know where your family is or if they are still alive, and your main priority is to satisfy your sexual urges? What?!

[TedieJena531]

@WhiteWings930 Honestly, I'd think that if an inmate did overpower a guard, they'd try to see if the guard had any food on him, and, if the inmate was hungry enough, consider resorting to cannibalism.

[NekuThat1DeadKid]

@WhiteWings930 thank you for saying what I was thinking.

[thedeadcthulhu]

Isn't it great that all these SS officers have such un-German names

[ZephyrinSkies]

Now Rikku and Kairi are dragged into this fic? Why? Why?! It directly contradicts their characters, especially Kairi the "Princess of Heart", what canon warping reason could she have for making them Nazis? Or any of the characters at that, cept maybe Larxene, whose tiny appearance was pointless to the "story".

But I'm over-reacting, expecting logic and sense from this author is like trying to find water in a parched desert.

[TheSakuraRose]

Someone smack this author right now! Autism is NOT a mental illness. It is a DISABILITY that affects the BRAIN. Furthermore, HOW would the nazis know what Autism was? It is a rigid and complex disability that no one could understand until the 1960s or so. Even if the scientist who coined the diagnosis in the late 30s was Viennese, I still don't think someone should assume that Autism is a MENTAL ILLNESS!

Do some research, Mika-Chan! It's your friend!

[liebeistschonxD]

There are so many things to say about this story, but to sum it up, I want to fucking bitch slap her.

[minespatch]

I thought you were talking about the Rikku with two "k"s earlier. The reason she was in this is due to the fanfiction the game, Kingdom Hearts, is... Square turned the character into a pixie thief. Yeah, I don't know either. The three characters of Final Fantasy X weren't very integral to the plot except for Auron, but that's about it. The pixies were only there for comic relief for two scenes and to present a new weapon.

Unsurprisingly, I'm constantly facepalming myself to knock logic into me

[cutecookiecat]

Oh... my... god. It hurts!

I'm running out of things to say. Short things, that is. Actually, I could comment on every single line. This is wrong on so many levels. I don't even know where to start...

[FanFicCritic]

This author makes me want to scream!!!

[Gamegirl22]

"but I realize that not everyone knows as much as I do about it"

Dear lord, the author seems convinced that she's an expert in WWII history which is ironic since she's getting so many of the facts wrong. Anyone who asks her about it would just become uneducated.

And if this is her subject she loves to learn and knows so much about, I shudder to think what grades she gets.

[psychowarrior]

... the author is trying to say 'no one should be persecuted for being who you are' but from the mouth of SS officers this message has completely and utterly lost all credibility. Seriously, what the hell was this person thinking when she wrote this garbage? This isn't ironic, its just dumb.