First Time Drunk

[acealexl]

FAKe

[wwfww]

he's a bit old for that, right?

[FanOfPopCulture]

"Am I gonna be sore in the morning?"

All together now........."That's what she said"

[ThePandoh]

If only I couldn't still get that drunk. A 12 pack doesn;t even get me that drunk :'(

[Needled247420]

His he comfortable on the floor like that?!?

[the38554]

i got drunk for the first time last night, and this is almost exactly what it was like i could not feel any thing...it was really weird. it was like i knew i was walking around and stumbling and stuff but i just did not care

[Coolchris158]

@the38554 its amazing lol

[erinnxelectric]

LOL

[Hotchicaxx]

last week i drank for the first time in my life cuz we were having a goodbye party .. am 18 and i always thought drinking is wrong ! then my frnds somehow made me have some tequila shots, as far as i heard .. i had 15 of them and i really dont remember that but the second day i woke up with bruises all over my body .. it was horrible !!!!!!!!!!

[wevor4tard]

I FEEL NO PAIN!

OUCH!

[misspiddles158]

Do I have teeth?

Also, I like how he specified that he shouldn't get off the couch... Good decision.

[ingosnow25]

That reminds me of my first time, ahhh memories...

[MsAuntMary]

Lmao Im drunk my first time right now, I love dancing, partying by myself I. The mirror & staying up til 5am. Hello mangs haha I alomst like it better than marijuana

[MrAreix]

One word: Messy

[TheILLTechnics]

Give this man a 40oz of MALT LIQUOR.

[bossz4]

David after his drunk!

[happieeyore]

I dont feel anything...Ow...

[PeachFuzzyNavel]

he is such a cut up

[pyrosplodeyflames]

When my friend got drunk for the first time, he was like, "Jordan...."(Forgot my name, LOL) "My d*ck lied to me...It told me I had to pee, but I DIDN'T!" Then he started making a bunch of funny noises and walking around our apartment with a bucket on his head.

[wirklichdoof]

I was drunk for the first time last saturday. found out i'm a drunk texter. but i was just sober enough not to text my mom. man, i'd be so dead. i'm getting drunk again next weekend. i'll video tape it this time.

[DonkymanCominAtYa]

@wirklichdoof yea u go ahead and do that cus no1 knows how it is 2 b drunk and u have 2 let the world know u drink cus ur so uber cool :)

[wirklichdoof]

@DonkymanCominAtYa cool story bro

[ReserveSoulja]

@B1gHe4d i know that know lol and sum of them are good :) but to bad im lactose lmao

[B1gHe4d]

thats not drunk.. thats fucking wasted.. how can u not feel ur teeth

[TimbeMovies]

fake

[jpoundstone09123]

best part when he drops the milk

[iTzPaNGu]

lol

[thedirewolf45]

Every drunk here saw him pick up the milk and went "NOOOOO!" lmao

[MAKER6450]

DONT DRINK THE MILK MAN....NOOOOOO!!!

worst think to throw up.

[MAKER6450]

some friend you are.

id fukn kill my mates if they posted my first time drunkeness.... it was crazy.

im so glad youtube wasnt invented...hell, we didnt even have the internet back in 95.

[mlodagurl]

nice job (FAKING) being drunk

[silentcheese24]

@mlodagurl you ppl are stupid hes actually drunk if you listen closely you can hear me playing halo in the background

[noeezyfluff]

"Am I gonna be sore in the morning?" Boom "Owww..." "Ya' felt that,"

[Omari1125]

I can't feel my face.......lol

[MultiDmag]

hahah i remember my first time, This guys is fuckin funny!

[Omari1125]

Let the good times roll....

[procrastin8r89]

omg seriously are you aware he sounds exactly like david goes to the dentistttt?

[silverpaw07]

do i have teeth? LOL

[TheStickyfingers88]

lol

[mesuhlikemusic]

at the end when he was like "i don't feel anything"

he reminded me of david...

you know, the kid who went to the dentist...?

[Jesserios19]

thats funny

[meamverysmart]

Haha, this kids funny as hell, made me crack up at the beginning.

[xAbbieBabeex]

do i have teeth?? Lol thats so funny. the way he says it then keeps chattering his teeth is the funniest !! Lol x

[AdelaideShuffler]

LOL DO I HAVE TEETH!

[johnnydeppluv]

lol thisss was funny.. but i think you should probably work on cleaning your kitchen, man

[SwitchCab1440]

Haha this is epic win. Do I have teeth?!

[Ebuverthebicepcurler]

? How many drinks did he have?

[hornick18]

the golden age of youtube

[Mradamhyche]

Felt that!

[Diezel1128]

he reminds me of myself. thats exactly how i was last night. (new years 2010) also my first time drunk.

[valles666]

haha nice funny cuz i dirent act that way the first time i got drunk i acted worse my second time i was at a party and danced with my friends sister spanked here ass and threw a bottle at the windo XD now thats half as embarrasing as this guy haha

[ilyhomiee]

VODKAA : D aha! and that was his first time drunk?

[iphailbigtime]

LOL do i have teeth ROFL

[HighHeelShoes]

were you really?

[PIPHANSDK]

damn. so funny xD

i hope that wont happen to me the 29th of december xD

[eaglez1177]

hahahhaha

[tessaaalosvegass]

hahahah "do i have teeth?" "it would be nice if you lead me to the couch and make sure i stay there" lol nice vid

[heeeeey666]

ahaha do i have teeth

[22jakev]

Probably just smelled a beer

[petpillow]

look at all those bottles of Smirnoff vodka on the bench

i dont think he smelt a beer

[22jakev]

o sorry, i meant to say he probably just saw booze

[silentcheese24]

the bottles are fuckin empty y u gotta be such a dick did mommy not give u enough attention as a child fucker

[Pepsiem120]

Hey.. What about HotDogs and Relish?

We Have no HotDogs..

[joonipuur]

lol, this shit was hilarious

[MUZZIESeso]

Im pretty sure hes a slut, look at the way he shakes his Fucking fat ass around he looks like such a fag... Dont pretent to be drunk you faggots

[silentcheese24]

dude fuck u u wana talk shit about my family i'll find u and fuckin kick ur ass he's actually drunk y u gotta strt shit

[laurendagangsta]

Baang! 'you felt that'

[silentcheese24]

wow u guys r fuckin retarted this is not fake i was there when this happened

[B1aCKWaLLSTReeT]

fake or not kids a fool

[newtonmeters]

Hmmm, a lot of people exagerate their

1st time and act as silly as they can.

He can barely stand yet he's talking fluently...if he was that drunk he would be slurring like a motherfucker

[petpillow]

nah when my big bros drunk he can fall asleep in the bathtub while the hallway is filling up with water and still talk fine

[MUZZIESeso]

wow not drunk, someone drunk would not say stuff like that, it would be more like me, telling the cities hockey team to fuck off XD they tried to kill me and my buddy

[silentcheese24]

no u are just an angry drunk dipshit

[emozLOVEemoz]

this looks like me the first tim i got drunk

[WallCheerBrie]

do i have teeth? can u drive me to the couch? hahaa

[Deago11]

at 0:13-0:15 you can hear halo in the background

[PapsFTW]

lol

[ramdor4]

"you felt that" LOL!

[Skilletlol]

Do I have teeth?

[18bulldog18]

maybe he's drunk a little bit but he's acting to

[DianaMichelleLynette]

Agreed.

[beguiledchild]

Omg, I laughed so hard I had to gasp for air!!

Hahahahaha.

"Will I be sore in the morning"

Bahahahaha.

[traboys]

Hhaa

[KAYLi69]

DO ii HAVE TEETH ?

LMFAOOO

[MmmmPiePants]

He doesn't sound drunk. He's just acting like an idiot...

[kevinGman69]

agreed

[theconersmoker]

felt that lol

[zygas25]

what did he drink? hope he didnt drink the aunt roberta one.

[S4mmy0ps]

hahahaha Halo 3 in the background :P

[jackkempson]

So pathetic, so funny.

[FlamingIceCave]

whos playing halo in the background?

[jeffersong808]

whats beter weed high or this i experienced high

[Ktastig0d]

weed fasho

[risorialll]

Kids just like me when I'm completely gone. First time was at the age of 14 aswell. xD When I'm buzzed I'm just really outgoing. :)

[LukeAsh1992]

dude hes a terible drunk when i got drunk i was my same self, i just had balence problems and i was more outgoing

[zluvsj]

lol im 13 and i got drunk for the first time and i was fucked up lots of vodka and beer

[turbomonkey138]

someone is playing wow in the background lol XD

[dkbiker313]

i think its halo

[turbomonkey138]

thats even better

[Yotehunter93]

haha do i have teeth

[hendrixman1515]

i got drunk for the first time when i was 14 haha fun stuff

[josebacardidaniels]

hahahahhaha my friend was just like that when i popped his drinking  cherry i mean he was 16 and he was an alcohol virgin.. something had to be done.. funny video dude i need to record people who are wasted

[barrydevin]

when i was fucking drunk i was alot worst then that

[ReserveSoulja]

Stupid guy u cant drink milk and booze they dont MIX

[buggy2825]

well if you have a white Russian then its ok

[Thegreg20]

Don't forget the salt he added to the milk

[B1gHe4d]

@ReserveSoulja actually.. there are drinks that u can mix with milk.

[ReserveSoulja]

i hate when that happens when ur drunk u want something to eat and u cant find it

[sandfordmill]

lol was sum 1 playing halo in the back

[layneyloo14]

ahh the joys of getting drunk. hence, why i feel like shit this morning.

but i still feel pain when im shitfaced. and i slur like hell.

[CandyRayHellfire666]

lmfao i remember my first time being drunk lol

[Mander11998800]

somebody got a little sidetracked from math homework lmao.

[myfatproductions]

lol if u leave the guy in that kitchen alone for like an hour the kitchen is fucked:P

[tapuliman]

fake...

[hbcrazyman]

wow. i dont think he needs to be sat on the couch. he needs to sit near the toilet cuz hes def gonna throw up. but besides that. this is mortiying

[MissePiien]

bwahahaha xD you are not alone! I'm just like that too when i'm drunk xD

[MissePiien]

bwahahaha xD you are not alone! I'm just like that too when i'm drunk xD

[builder19350]

fake

[theoriginalcoolkid]

haha.. the sound is sooo delayed XD

[rpballa]

fake

[Kerim099]

How old is he?

[z71offroad2000]

i can here halo3 on xbox like being played in the background lol awsome

[fucyourgod]

alcohol is legal but pot isnt.

[arwen2]

not quite fair is it?

[xExUxBxExRx]

Someones playing halo.

[omfgSommer]

Lmfao.

[kipAnime]

ha thts funy

[Duhdeborah19]

That kitchen is a MESSSSSs

[Kainamlatem]

dude, you are so not drunk..

[WhiteRussian851]

yea right hes wasted for sure. look at him lol thinking hes invincible "i cant even feel anything" lol

[Nevermore2007]

i could hear halo in the background drunkin' halo man the best

[madzikud02]

lmfao

[ohitswhatyoudo2me]

lol that guys a mess

[NewYork13Lover]

that is soo funny but seems fake

[jimbotron4]

he may be a little tipsy but he's totaly over playing it, my guess is he was afriad to drink enough to get him really drunk

[Sydberg]

Yeah Right...

As the artist he is great, but not a drunk one thats for sure...

[stllopez314]

WOW THAT HAS TO BE THE FAKEST DRUNK I'VE EVER SEEN! HUGE WASTE OF MY TIME, thank you...

[silentcheese24]

hey fuck u asshole thats my bro he is drunk dipshit

[cjbarton11baker]

haah it was my first time yesterday and my friends and i had a smoke in the basement and fell down there and they left me in the dark and i was talking to myself, its really really fun to get drunk tho

[Tatoon]

aaaaaahahahahahahahah

[sm0keDatW33d]

im drunk for the tfirst time right now but im only 13a rock on yea fuck ye!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[NewYork13Lover]

your stupid you so aren't drunk right now

[junior002900]

boy, i outta give you bitch slap!!

[Kilowarning2]

ahh man fakin it first time. Thats what we all did though

[sidhu674]

am i gunna be sore in the morning? hahahahhaahhahahahahahaa

[hoppkanin]

hahahhahahahaha

[cheerleaderbabe69]

hahaha

[Aerosmitherines]

that's EXACTLY how i was my first time. I was trippin all over the place, grabbing stuff, saying weird things. it was fun.

[sk8r4evr37]

i wouldnt even put up with that

[MizzPrincessBecca]

Do i Have Teeth?

[igfbdm06]

lmao, yea.....that was me.

[BlackPlague321]

LMFAO That's how I was my first time.

[Hypnotize]

Halo 2!!!!

[gramual]

dude i hear halo2 in the background, me and my friend just get drunk then try to play halo. Its so fun. Yeah and we smack the shit outta each other and usually go on forever about how it dosent hurt. haha sweet video

[redandjonny]

Do I have teeth?1! LOL!1!!

[Thegreg20]

Now just think I had more to drink then he did N i'm the one recording.

[ddelz01]

lol thats what i was like wen i was drunk the first time then i fell down my stairs and tripped on the way to throw up

[Voukal]

Poor kid!!! Been there done that! Very funny!