Cooking with Zinnia: Biscuits!

[Itachikun1337]

this is the worst fucking video i have ever seen

[GAYVAGlNA]

>drop something like a milk carton on the floor

>leave it there

>wat

[uninspired42]

Zinnia, I love you, but putting eggnog AND cheese in the same biscuits? Doesn't sound like a happy mouth experience. 

[Shadowknight13]

May I get a full recipe please? I'd like to know how much eggnog you used.

[KuzcoCool96]

D: Zinnia! I love your videos, and respect and value your opinion, but please Zinnia, clean your home. You could get sick, and if something happened to you, the world would be worse off for it.

[trecky4451]

your house is so messy yet those biscuits look delicious !

[EvanOntiveros24]

0:13-0:17 Baking these sweets is such a treat. Add a teaspoon of vanilla.....

[atheistexchristian]

I would have cut in two sticks of butter instead of one so the biscuits can easily slide off that filthy cookie sheet . YUMMM...HAPPY EATING !!!.

[IconicBellezza]

fuck. you live nasty.

[GreenCupReel]

seeing how filthy you live, i gotta wonder if you wash your fucking balls. 

[AndrogynousLife]

holy fuck. soap and water has never touched that kitchen, has it.

[AKTIONxSKINS]

this is, by all definition, ghetto.

[iAnnouska]

i bet you didn't wash that pan after you used it. i hope you're not feeding children in that kitchen.

[RedSkyNord]

0:42 did you cut the dough with a fucking candle..?

dude, clean your house and buy kitchen utensils lol.

[JamesMajdali]

All with one hand. Damn.

[RRRagingJ]

0:13

[luckyStrike89ru]

Clean your fucking kitchen, its filthy.

[bullettoothburrows]

What a filthy kitchen.

[10AceOfSpades01]

More Flour....

More Flour....

More Flour....

And 47 sticks of butter.

[ange76prkr]

oh yummy... the only thing I would do it replace the eggnog with rum or baileys ;)

[CoDisafishy]

Nice stove top....

[melbert42]

Eggnog? Interesting..

[imN0Ttheone]

I guess this video proves that homosexuals are filthy

[KumorixGuardian]

Dear chuck norris. Clean up that kitchen! DX

[KhmerD0g]

your oven is dirty. the bake pan is dirty too. put a sheet of aluminum over the pan. idiot bitch

[csm1025]

@KhmerD0g

Ovens get dirty, so what? Pans look like that after constant use. Calm down, no reason to insult anyone because their kitchen isn't immaculate.

[DawnyDove]

is the oven stained or dirty ........ 

[cuzitsnecessary]

Eww i love you zinnia, but your stove is horrid. LOL yet i totally agree w/your final comment.

[TheManAtYourDoor]

Now how much baby skin do I put on that?

[Gordaton]

That's so fucking unhealthy.

[Fenir2004]

@Gordaton  So true...but oh so tasty TT.TT

[DISYICE]

Jesus is that pan 30 years old? 0.0

[imN0Ttheone]

Why am i not surprised that these homosexuals live in filth like animals . 

[punishalltrolls]

@imN0Ttheone suggesting you probably lived with one.

[imN0Ttheone]

@punishalltrolls Yeah me and your dad shared a place back in college

[punishalltrolls]

@imN0Ttheone never went to college in your country b4 your birth. epic fail. XP

[imN0Ttheone]

@punishalltrolls Stupid gook lol

[shabido1]

OMFG!! I've never laughed so hard at a video in my life!

'Welcome to the Marilyn Manson cooking show. Where we blow up spaghetti on the stove, and contaminate cookie biscuits with glass and wax.'

Dude, at least wipe down your stove, it looked like Julia Childs got into a fight with a plate of lasagna.

Oh man, that was hilarious. I favorited it.

[harrymango1]

your kitchen is real clean and were you using a candle holder to cut the cookies?

[meganmcpeanutbutter1]

Your wrong!!!!!! BREAKING DAWN WAS THE BEST FREAKING MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TehBlueLemon]

You need to clean! Jus saying :P

[simonroxs]

in NZ we call those 'scones'

[Nulono]

Thanks so much for spoiling the ending, Top Comments.

[woofenstein1]

omg quit worrying about your tampons and clean

Looks like someone took a shit into a fan and it blew all over yo kitchen

[yuionanodesuyo]

cooks. has long hair. wears makeup. dresses like a woman. loves dick... BUT STILL DOESN'T KNOW HOT TO CLEAN A KITCHEN!!!???

[JMorde999]

@yuionanodesuyo Loves "pussy" actually...

[IX10510IX]

@JMorde999 No...

[JMorde999]

@IX10510IX Yes, he is attracted to women. Surprise?

[Sandring44]

that is one disgusting kitchen

[skinnyroofer666]

your heathen biscuits will burn in Hell!

[j3rkinm4]

@skinnyroofer666 hahahahhah

[LoyalistViral]

@skinnyroofer666 Your penis will burn in hell you bastard.

[skinnyroofer666]

@LoyalistViral i was being sarcastic. calm down, homie

[lobsidedballs]

Nigga you got a dirty as kitchen!

[Okaruwazashi]

Your manipulations of the ingredients were hilarious to me for some reason.

[iGreekSalad]

Dirty ass house gut one man whore

[philge15]

They look delicious, but PLEASE WOMAN CLEAN YOUR DAMN STOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hornylink]

your nails are pretty ^.^

[crimesO1]

0:13 Add a little more and you count to four and you never get your FILLA!!!

[TheDevenrocks]

Tranny biscuits. mmmmmm.

[TheEscapefromReality]

Wow what a dirty stove, does video making (without emotion btw') prevent you from doing daily activities like cleaning?

[BiancaHvidore]

Zinnia, I have been an approving fan for a while now, but that state of your kitchen, and the fact that you cut your cookies out with what appeared to be a scented candle (?) disturbed the hell out of me.

An atheist should understand the purpose of basic hygiene.

[MidnightFapper69]

@BiancaHvidore those are secret ingredients: they add extra flavour and crunchiness :D

[Jabberwock87]

yah, stove is dirty - if you clean it every time right after cooking it's a lot easier than leaving liquid to evaporate and dirt accumulating

[darkninjadn1337]

take about 5 dozen eggs... you mix the fuck out of them and what do you gat??.. PEEEENNNIIISSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Morrisonii]

Clean that stove Madam! Thanks for the recepie

[FOREVERINDIG0]

Your stove need a cleaning.

[Tatsuyoujo]

@274903 No, some one could just clean the stove, or maybe it's rust. Get your head out of your ass.

[Tatsuyoujo]

@yourfuturequeen You saw that, too? I thought it was just me!

[InTheFlameOfTheMaker]

MOAR FLOUR!

[AltairZielite]

2 things... 1. how did you get my stove? and 2. It's Madness

[Tatsuyoujo]

My reaction: "What?!" and I laugh without understanding why. Thanks, Z. I needed that.

[iHumorless]

CHEESE.... and mother fucking eggnog, what the fuck bro.... what the fuck.... 

[InflatedSnake]

I hear ponies in the background!

[DarkBazil]

makes sense, if you want to be a fag and act like a woman, you SHOULD stay in the kitchen, bitch, hahhahahaha

[mamdk]

What a messy kitchen!

[DeleriosoAnormal]

yikes! TMI????

[SLRist]

Cheese??

[Costellogrification]

Ha! I love your no-nonsense approach to your instructional videos!

[mrvideogamevideos]

I hear My Little Pony <3

[MrXXoooXX]

umm Sugar?

[salahhe]

What is breaking dawn ?

[MrLokilis]

@salahhe A movie.

[greatdude54]

@salahhe a twilight movie

[salahhe]

@greatdude54 Seriously, it's a twilight movie and you have to watch it to know it sucks? It's practically written in the description.

"Teenage vampires. They suck. In every possible way."

[greatdude54]

@salahhe i have no idea wut u just said so i'm just gonna let out wut i think about u................ ZEBRA

[salahhe]

@greatdude54 Aside from perfect grammar, that makes a lot of sense from an intellectual point of view.

[greatdude54]

@salahhe what the fuck is wrong with you

[salahhe]

@greatdude54 I am sorry, I have a brain and a compulsive need to use it, you can't understand how that feels.

[TheBubbypower]

@salahhe twilight

[cyn118]

Those look yummy. Never thought of using egg nog in cheese biscuits.

[VoxNeruda]

For cutting the shortening into your flour, a pastry knife is recommended.

A pastry knife can be improvised by holding three table knives between the fingers.

[30072743]

lmfao at everyone getting butthurt over your kitchen. god forbid there's RUST ON THE STOVE.

[Nulono]

I noticed his brony-dom from the videos he favorited.

[TheBasementAtheist]

@274903 No, actually I've been able to think for myself for years. OCD is not always synonymous with obsessive housecleaning. I gave you four examples. Besides, if the house was always 'filthy', it would be reflected in prior videos. I asked for studies linking cleanliness to happiness. Clearly, all you have is a diagnoses for a perceived problem which clearly isn't negatively impacting Zinnia's life. Psycho-emotional stimuli in immediate surroundings affect one's "happiness", not the condition

[TheBasementAtheist]

of the home they live in. You said "Many studies have shown that someone with a balanced, healthy, and happy mental heath state directly parallels the upkeep and condition of the home that that they live in."  All I asked was for the studies and you gave me your pseudo-psychological analysis in lieu of any actual scientific study which support your claim. If you're referring to "feng shui", it is unsupported scientifically. Superstitions do not equal scientific studies.

[TheBasementAtheist]

@274903 Would you then relate people who have OCD with being balanced, healthy, and happy? I've lived with four different people with OCD, three of them, their obsession was with cleaning, the other one was with handwashing, lightswitches, and numbers (with an otherwise filthy house). The three were anything but happy. Also, keeping up with kids, or even one kid, it's difficult to keep everything clean all the time. Link me some of these aformentioned studies.

[ArrogantAtheism]

@274903 dude its just a messy kitchen.......relax

[PenIsland34567]

I think i'm in love with you, Zinnia.

[d0ck47]

I like this "Cooking with Zinnia", it's awesome. Will you make more videos like this?

[gaglamesh731]

Cookies ... want :D

What cheese did you use ?

And would plain milk do ? Or what can you substitute for egg-nog ? Maybe yolks and milk ?

[MegamanXVirus]

A whole stick of butter???

Really.. that much? o.O

[Squiglypig]

"Table spoon of bacon powder".

[AfterFauve001]

Snape-"Vampires do not sparkle Mr Diggory. 500 points from Hufflepuff.

Love the messy Kitchen ZJ - don't listen to the whiners, its a kitchen well used and there for a happy home.

[hanksnow82]

What a filthy animal . Is anyone surprised ?

[Erinwolfrus]

This delights me in so, so many ways.

[BreakTheSkyMyseIf]

Yep. You're one of my favorite people.

[practicalmagic9]

baking powder biscuits rule, zinnia! and yum!i add cheese on occasion....egg nog? hmmm!!;Dsounds yummy, honey!

[Ralph6555]

Normal....Normal.....Normal...­."Breaking Dawn Sucked." fall out of chair laughing.

[HorrorSlasherBLO0d]

are you watching pokemon?

[PerilocutionAZ09]

Cheesenog biscuits. Right. That makes sense.

Are these for Derpy?

[zenithian15]

I'm not at all surprised by your last comment (about Breaking Dawn), but eggnog? I can only imagine how funky those biscuits must taste :S

[SherryGaryandTaylor]

Cheese and eggnog?! Please tell me you did not eat those things!

[laurennbbz]

Please clean your kitchen.

My womenly ways are just crying at the filth.

[thordurinn]

what does this have to do with pwning christians?

[garbagelasagna]

Morph Lauer? Isn't he on the news?

[danielwhitman]

"Breaking Dawn Sucked" XD

[IsobelsTeaParty]

Friendship is magic on in the background? you officially win!

[LesnarNextBigThingF5]

wash your fuckin stovetop you nasty shit.

[HybridVoice]

The butter part was funny xD

[Lottarandomness]

"More flour.." :D And yes, it did suck. BUT the music was pretty cool :))

[longname25]

They look really nice.  Thank you for sharing that recipe.

[Ahksmar]

These bicuits look magical.

[MissHystic]

Cheese and eggnog biscuits? Interesting

[bombygriz]

'More flour!' :D

Honestly, Zinnia is cuter and much more attractive than all the girls at my high school, and I'm one of them.

[0mgPwned]

That's one dirty stove...

No, I'm not using a euphemism.

[Daftwizz]

You sexy beast

[serioush]

Loved humming few notes of cupcakes.

[p0lyf0nisk]

@serioush haha I thought so too! Also, is that Mlp fim I hear in the background?! xD

[CombateArmsOndraya]

I know you're a young house wife (please don't take offence to that D:) but using a candle to cut out the biscuits? >_<

[Jesses001]

@CombateArmsOndraya Lol, I thought I was the only one that noticed that. Well...It did work.

[nsx1com]

I love these kind of videos (where someone shows a recipe), but come on man... clean your stove... and perhaps, your house.

[HarmonixHealing]

Zinnia.... the in-humane race needs people like you!

Please divert (even a fraction) of your tremendous IQ towards a more Healthy program. I know your still relatively young... but It WILL make a difference over time. For both you AND your loved ones.

[person9742]

I am not sure about the biscuits ha ha but that oven is a nightmare how can you cook in such a dirty thing I mean it looks like it was never cleaned but who am I to judge good job with the whole family thing.

[InflatedSnake]

HOLY SHIT I HEAR PONIES IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!!!!! :D

Bro-hoof!

[StudioManic]

I like these light hearted vids.

[christo930]

Well? How did they turn out? You probably should have put the eggnog, cheese and butter on the stove on low heat and melted it and then stirred in the flour and baking soda. How much cheese and how much eggnog? Is it worth me making?

[eMnMilys]

@christo930

No way! One of the most important things about biscuits is to not over-blend the flour with the butter, melting the butter would ruin them.

[christo930]

@eMnMilys So in biscuits have uneven butter distribution? I just started making bread and I had to heat 3TB butter, 3TB sugar, 1/2 cup milk, 2TS of salt and then in a separate container I had to heat 1.5 cups of water to 120 degrees and then sprinkle the yeast (to proof?) and then all those were combined (after the butter etc cooled down some) and then flour added. So I figured that it would be universal to have the butter evenly distributed in a flour based baked food. I'm just a beginner.

[theengagedfew]

@christo930 Biscuits are made differently than bread; melting the butter will cause serious problems with the dough. All the dry ingredients (and in biscuits, butter is considered a dry ingredient) are combined, then the wet is added and mixed ONLY UNTIL JUST BLENDED; excessive mixing will stretch the gluten in the flour and make the biscuits chewy.

[christo930]

@theengagedfew Oh, ok. Never made biscuits, maybe one of these days I will get around to trying it.

[bluespiral58]

Somebody needs to clean her stove!

[ygwskidr123]

Ha the end. <3

[Theyoungathiest]

Is that a candle cup you cut out the biscuits with? EPIC lol

[HSRSfan]

next video should be about how to clean the nasty kitchen

[theengagedfew]

@phantonfan Nonsense! Human sexuality isn't an either/or proposition, but a spectrum across which are many gradations.

So stop thinking you need to "defend" anything and, for god's sake, stop combating the hatred of the unaware by being similarly hateful. YOU are better than that, I think.

[silverkeen07]

was very disappointed with twilght movie. not that i was surprised.

[MadHatterMCR]

Tack for à recipe, but I want to scrub your stovetop... D: Look at you, bringing out the neat freak in everyone!

[IGuessIllCallUrBluff]

breaking dawn sucked... so you made biscuits?

...well, who really needs a reason to make biscuits anyway.

[NOTy0urPUPPET]

WOW clean your friggin oven!

[Notnowredman]

best review of a movie I've heard :D

[Felhaven]

I have a great recipe for cupcakes you should try...

All ya gotta do is take a cup of flower,

add it to the mix...

[carysincouture]

are these special homo biscuits?

[Leadman1989]

@carysincouture

Why, do you especially enjoy those?

[inneedofakiss]

@carysincouture they better be

[theengagedfew]

I love your vids, but the only thing I could agree with was your take on a movie I've never seen.

I consider it your duty as a cooking instructor to provide more than what you did here. You've given no weights/measures for the ingredients, and you omitted the procedure for combining ingredients, which is THE important part of making biscuits. To think that you, who have made it your mission to stamp out ignorance, should fail here is devastating. I must hang my head in shame for you now.

[CzarriaAfdemaur]

Eggnog .... Really?

[Tamugetsu]

All of your usual videos, and then this...

I'm so pan for you, ZJ.

[MissStAubert]

baking these treats is such a cinch, add a teaspoon of vanilla...

[TheWhoat]

A 'stick' is not an SI uni. You are very unhelpful. Dislike.

[dennilane]

@TheWhoat a stick of butter in the states is 1/4 pound or 4 ounces or 1/2 cup

[Jack529Teal]

yikes, I want to attack your kitchen with bleach

[StewartLucrative]

Was that a cis-stove or a trans-stove?

[TomMSTie1138]

1:02 - And the video becomes epic!

[NobodysOffTheHook]

Ew, your place looks messy. But the biscuits looked good.

[sunmarsh]

You didn't tell us how much eggnog or cheese to put in! Other than that, I loved cooking with Zinnia. ^.^ We should do this again sometime. :3

[PHILIBOYLONDON]

Im sorry ZJ but I dont give a shit how you make biscuits.

[bradleasays]

hey zinnia, don't listen to the stove haters, mine is so much worse :D