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  • 1:25 this is the best part of the video

  • One of the FUNNIEST videos I've ever watched! Hilarious!

  • Ive trained for this kind of follow - thing my whole life.

    So dont F*ck it up!

    LOL i lawled there

  • There's a fresh zombie in it

    Trolololololollolllolololololl­ol

  • Did anybody notice how the guy that was supposed to be blocking the hits in the blades training was named Pelagius

  • Run!!! everyone is smoking..... CRACK!!!!

  • i cant tell

    did i just get trolled?

  • 1.28 WHY I CANT FUCKING HURT HIM FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • this video will not be fun if you watch it all over and over again 

  • orc:ill take you up to get high

    girl : how nice

    WTH !!!

  • I defeated the cl!t cult!

  • GAMER POOP: SKYRIM!!!!!!!!!

  • down south

    

  • BOW TO ME!!! AAAAAAAAH OKAY!!! xD

  • DRAGONBORN XD

  • mitic brouds lololololololololololollololoo­lolololololollololololololollo­lolololoolololololoolololoolol­olololololololololololololoool­ololololololololo olololololo olllloololj9 ip0hjd9psvf8hxdf8vdhv80vjusd0v­jscvsv089ar4fg9ur9sdfg8hyae-vs­d8vy889u.r.g................ . . . . retigggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­jkidf

  • 0:49 lol

  • Gamer Poop Skyrim release date: Saturday, March 3rd, 2012. I'll be releasing another preview on my channel so don't forget to sub.

    Huge thanks to all of you that support this series, and haiii, you got a nice bounce to your chest. :D

  • @mans1ay3r skyrim gamer poop and ponies this weekend? and gaming? I know what my weekend's going to look like :D :D

  • 1:25 finally someones doing something about justin beiber

  • HOLY SHIT at 2:10

  • @mans1ay3r Let's get to bashing butts, as well as DEEZ NUTS

  • Ima fraid ima have to slap yo mama

  • omg 2:41!

  • BOW TO ME

  • BOW TO ME

  • i cant stop looking at the advanced blade training. The way he moves is...hypnotising o.o

  • Im afraid imma have to slap yo mama

    GENIUS!

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  • I fucking LOL'D at the dance mod.

  • @IthlinEra The Akaviri mastered the art of dance so that it could be used in battle for situations where you need your enemies to think you're gay.

  • wait since when does an oblvion gaurd say dragonborn i never hear that voice in skyrim

  • That guy in the corner behind me will follow me. you follow him. i will follow you. Remember i've trained for this kind of follow-thing my whole life! SO DON'T F*UCK IT UP! rofl.

  • It's great!!!!!

    I love gamer poop!

  • i took a huge dump just now ._.

  • almost forgot oblivion's graphics. compare them to skyrim

  • can someone tell me what's that dance mod call at 1:25?

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  • LOL SHREK AT BEGINNG

  • 2:42 the best face ever

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  • 2 words 4 this video: fcking EXCELLENT!

  • Not even British guards can keep a straight face watching this!

  • Wait what?

  • But it seems that you, "ME!?!?!?!"

  • LOLK

    

  • C:

  • 2:10 scared the shit outta me. XD

  • omg love 1:25

  • Which one is the one its like "three dogs, ouuu!!" xD sorry if i got it wrong. but really.

  • I love dis.

  • Advertisement response: Call of Duty....Oh im sorry ACT OF VALOR

  • Wait... why is there a Dragonborn in Oblivion?

  • @ChiefShadinco The Septims (Uriel and Martin included) were dragonborn

  • 1:25 louie spence?

  • May Talos guide ...ME?

  • 0:48 i lolled so hard

  • crack.

    

  • yay i got the top comment! :D

  • @ training: look at that posture... That dedication... That accuracy... He is nailing all the dance moves

  • Haha, lucky Martin. He's the Dragonborn, like every Septim emperor.

  • EVERY ONE IS SMOKING... ...*crack*

  • plz noooooo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • every one is smoking...... crack

  • THAT'S A BIG FAT BUTT

  • Blade:...but it seems that you...

    Retarded guy: me?

    Blade: THE DRAGONBORN have been given the freedom to attack them, to SUCKLE them and to be real harsh down south!

  • 2:43 :D ME?

  • That was Sofa King Good!

  • 1:25 I don't know what I find more impressive. His dance moves or the fact that he is able to block every single hit :D

  • @IthlinEra thats Pelagio SHE is aways trainig with the other guy...

  • OMFG advanced sword training HOLY SHIT that was hilarious!!!!!

  • does that rlly happen 2:11

  • 1:25 xD

  • thats why blades disapear 1:23

  • The Emperor has forbidden us from them. But it seems that you

    MeEE?

    Have been given the freedom to "attack" them.

  • Orc: thats a big fat but.

    Lady: what?

    Orc: oh shit!

    Me: Can't stop laughinf!!!!

  • 1:32 STOP, IN THE NAAAME OF FUNK.

  • haha wow 1:25 to 1:46 CANT TOUCH THIS!

  • pause at the right time at 2;42 i laughed so hard

  • "May Talos guide me?"

    Laughed so hard!! XD

  • 2:13 OHHH GOD I ALMOST PISSED IN MY PANTS OF LAUGH

  • 1:39 lololol

  • rofl at 1:40

  • That's a big fat BUTT!

    What???

    Oh Sh!t

  • BOW TO ME!!

    aahhh ookaaayyy

    lol

  • Run while you can! Hwaaaaahhh!!

  • wait ur a dragonborn in oblivion?

  • MEEE?

  • I had no idea my training regime had become so popular

  • Haaa HAHAHAHAHAHA  BOW TO ME aaahhhhh OKAY!!

  • But it seems that you...

    ME!?

  • And to be real harsh down south! X3

  • Its funny how it seems that the dancing guard is blocking everything XD

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  • i laughed so hard:ddddD

  • 1:26 and not a single fuck was given that day

  • -But it seems that YOU.

    - MEEE?

    Best part XD

  • Advanced blades training i swear most of those parry's are perfect

  • 2:43

    omfg

  • 2:43.....

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  • oblivion looks like crap

  • You know you're a true worrior when you can dance while being hit with a sword. I'm suprised the US doesn't use this training.

  • Look at her face on 2:56 hahahahaha

  • Why Am I Laughthing All The Time?

    Why Do I have Someone's Entrails In My Hand?

    Why Can't I Stop Speaking In Rhyme?

    Why, Oh, Why Slayer Of Man?

    I do believe I cut open a cat.

    In harlequin clothes and jester's hat.

    I am now officialy a Cicero-like serial killer, driven insane by your funniness, Manslayer.

  • THE BEST PART OF THIS VIDEO AND OF YOUTUBE 1:24

  • 2:42, But it seems that you.

    Me?

  • @1:51 Dunmer Adoring Fan??

  • 0:49 - 0:59 Looks like he managed to escape from a congress that was signing ACTA.

  • 2:57

  • 1:50 hair looks like and ice cream cone

  • you can't touch her boobs. remember in oblivion, you are NOT dragonborn..

  • @baneshield But in Oblivion you are The Prince of Madness...

  • @Honorfull it depends whether the player installed shivering isle expansion pack :p

    doesn't matter. still have wabbajack in skyrim...

  • @baneshield Everyone knows, nobody cares. This was made to be funny.

  • @imonyourfacewoot why so serious about my post?

  • @baneshield Why not?

  • gotta love when theyre talking bout clits the eat this ad comes up

    

  • Holy shit XD

  • pause at 0:33 xD

  • Dude, laughing so fucking hard right now!

  • hmmm... so who knows exactly which titty mod's used in this video

  • lol! "Im gonna get up in a min that guy in the corner behind me will follow me you follow him ill follow you! Rember ive trained for this folllow thing my whole life SO DONT F'CK IT UP!"

  • @IAmTheOnlyJoeBoy697 I have plenty of ass of my own to track down. Don't worry.

  • i bowed

  • hahaha EVERYBODY IS SMOKING!!! crack. lol i love this

  • BOW TO ME ! Omggg I can't stop laughing !!

  • RUN WHILE YOU CAN! HWAAAAAAHH

  • EVERYONE IS SMOKING... crack

  • Say could i interest you in a PEANUS hallelujah hallelujah

  • dancing fighting guards are the best

  • RHDS

    Real

    Harsh

    Down

    South

    should be a sex addict disease

  • either im tripping on acid or that is the most strange/awesome video i have ever seen

  • please no NOOOOOOOO

  • crack

  • BOW TO ME!

  • I'M AFRIAID I'MA HAVE TO SLAP YO MAMA

  • GOD her smile is so CREEPY 1:21

  • everyone is smoking.............CRACK.....­. 0:51

  • BWAHAHAH when hirtel is flying away 0:55

  • You have some fine t!tties

  • That orc is like Cheif xD

  • @MeCommentNoHere bawss bawss bawss bawss

  • at 2:06 i was like...:"So fucking awsome" ....then at 2:09 i said "OMFG, you bitch O.O"

  • Omg the advanced fighting xD

  • "That's a big fat butt!" "Wut?!"

    "Oh Shit!"

  • VERYONE IS SMOKIN...CRACK....

    XD

  • The dancing blade is Palagius...Jarl of Solitude...WHAT??

  • Could I intrest you in a room? Yes ! Perfect ! Theres a fresh zombie there!

  • 1:25 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • ...crack.

  • EVERYONE IS SMOKING...crack

  • 1:24 BITCH! I'm FABULOUS!

  • crack

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  • But it seems you...ME!!!!??!?!?!?!?!

  • @SuperDarkman11 The dragonborn ;-;

  • 1:25 so thats why the blades were completely destroyed by the Dominion in the Great War...

  • 1:44 more like Hooker training

  • I think you're hard

    HEHEHEHEHEHE

  • Check out my blue waffle reaction video

  • 2:42 lmfao at his face!!!!!

  • What is the Dragonborn doing in Oblivion?

  • Everyone is smoking......Crack!

  • 0:48 Was The Best!!

  • FUCKING EXCELLENT!

  • 1:25 if that's advanced training, imagine what they do on the field...

  • The emperor was assasinated by a group of clits known as the mythic broads. i have a freind in the universty whos expert in every clit in the city you will protect him untill he can claim the clits i have ass of my own to chase so dont fuck the broads!

  • I was laughing my head off at the Blades fighting...

  • RUN while you can! Hwaaaaahhh

  • I'm mad that the sword training looked kinda legit LMAO