Special Poetry Slam - Ice Skating

[TheApatheticGuy]

Wait...those screen glitches...I've seen this before...

...aw, SHIT! HE'S HACKING THE NETWORK WITH HIS HAWKINGS CHAIR!

[VexedPumpkin]

How does he know what it's like to iceskate? I don't trust his account.

[AliasA]

IM going the fuck to hell!

[johnorey]

why does he make chewbacca noises if he can just use the funny chair to talk?

[axelxrb]

@johnorey most likely his muscles.

[HillDueceua]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) CHAIR WHY YOU NO ICE SKATE!?

[HillDueceua]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) CHAIR WHY YOU NO ICE SKATE!!!!!!?

[sam88145]

@HillDueceua hahahah ARE YOU A FUNNYJUNKER

[CCCrepresentative]

voice actor for half life zombies.

[SMOTH1289]

I feel bad for laughing but damn I can't help it.

[SageofCancer]

As bad as this might seem, he at least believes he has friends. Isn't steeped in depression. Can communicate at all.

[unable2complye]

WHY DO THEY MAKE THESE VIDEOS. DO THEY NOT EXPECT PEOPLE TO LAUGH!?

WHY HE IN WHEELCHAIR?!

HOW HE ICE SKATE?!

[christiantysoe]

Due to an ice skating accident, he's forced to live the rest of his life like this.

[videogamenostalgia]

'Ice skating'= 'receiving a blowjob'

[Lermasd]

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life. My stomach hurts...

[sladerfoster]

push me

and then just touch me

until i can get my

satisfaction...satisfaction satisfaction

[stripeyorangecat]

...But is it art?

[BlackMasterRoshi]

OH NO! Just as soon as Human Revolution first time setup stopped hanging the game kicked in just after i loaded this video! The Deus Ex 3 menu becomes quite the experience with this thing playing in the background! :) :( :O :D :| D:

[frickmystr]

1 click on this video 2 watch 3 if you laughed,you are going to hell

[therealCamoron]

Someone needs to switch out this guy's speak-n-spell for Stephen Hawking's.

[RVD611]

This seems like something I would have written in third grade

[666SuperPoop]

Fart inhaler was my favorite part of this video.

[JesusTwoThousand]

SON OF A BITCH IS CHEATING, HE'S SUPPOSED TO SPEAK BY HIMSELF!!1

[Nobody04]

"and when you have a fast-moving like I always had it makes me want to go in the past."

He must hit 88mph.

[cadogan32]

I may be paranoid, but not an android

[tox0tes]

How does he ice skate?

[LittlePwnyYo]

aeiou

[TheBasketballstar128]

lol "i like the government, when you have a carpet to write on you cannot rule out very much, when you out but us likely to pay a lot of murder" hahahahaha

[RmusicianD]

1. Click on Closed Captioning

2. Click on Transcribe Audio

3. Die of Laughter

[MrGuitarhunter]

R.I.P. the camera 1654-1909

[masterthehate2]

I seriously doubt this kid can ice skate.

[purplehaze216]

he's actually not retarded

just has a nerve disorder

[kratmastaproductions]

Pro-tip: Turn on Transcribe Audio and laugh until you pass out.

[hentailover25]

Oh god, I'm going to hell.

[littlman284]

But his longs can't hold him. Someone needs to tell him he can't ice skate

[jamezg1994]

do they strap on some bladed wheels and roll him onto the ice?

[van334]

Steven Hawkins spawn.

[ifael1]

@modshroom hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhha­hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[LordOfCookies123]

GOTTA GO FAST!

[hungoversundays]

Bet he eats pussy like a demon.

[hightimesbruce]

@hungoversundays

Thanks for making me spit out my drink. LOL

[kireek666]

@hungoversundays Best comment ever. No, really, i almost had an heart attack laughing.

[BloXboX37]

@hungoversundays God i lold so hard.

[Germanboy567]

Ugh, it looks so frustrating to talk for him :L

[gyronachoman]

I can just imagine them taping four skates to the bottom of his chair and pushing him onto the ice into a crowd of people.

[cousinkitten]

This video has successfully amused me.

[LeDoriphor]

Where is your god now !?

[lilgerbs12]

Helen Keller? Is that you?!?!

[Atheieye]

my god he sounds like Chewbaca

[lozfan100]

lol about666 goes around calling people retarded he just feels bad because this guys smarter then him by using this kind of text to speech technology when hes a "so called" retard i say he does what he loves best "ice skating :)

[about666kittehs]

How the fuck do you ice skate when you speak retard and are in a wheel chair? Do you have ice skate wheels? Retards lol

[OMGholyCRAPOLA]

He sounds like stephen hawking. You fucking crack baby.

[clayrocks3]

i'm so lucky i dont have a disability.

[AimiriZ]

:<

[swedenjao]

Can anyone tell me how he's iceskating?

[oldmanhemmaha]

this is one of two videos that inspired me to make my 70+ videos.

[Kenny2k08]

This guy talks like a fucking idiot but he probably has an IQ of 350.

[hioo12]

He wants to ice skate even though hes in a wheel chair.......NUTHIN RONG WIT DAT!

[killzone2productions]

@hioo12 NUTHIN RONG WIT DAT!

[commentmutant]

what a retard, that didn't even rhyme....

[BrookeCanttCook]

You're an ass if you honestly watched this for laughs.

[TOUGHGUY3]

What a bunch of fuckers you shitheads are for laughing. I bet you are some sad douchebags.

[NotExpood]

@TOUGHGUY3 >Tough guy

>Watching Vids about retards

>Calls people out for being "sad"

>Icwutudidthar.

[Kenny2k08]

@TOUGHGUY3 Have you ever laughed at anyone?

[TheNooblet50]

how would this fucking failure at life know about ice skating

[modshroom]

"when we are on the ice we have the same freedom"

deep.

[hxchaydie]

no fuckwits you use your eyes to construct sentances, hawkins uses one

[notlengthy]

How does that machine work?

[nealzFUL]

aww man. i ain't wanna go to hell :(

[LickMaNut420]

im going to hell...

[lebensraummetal]

HIS COMPUTER IS HACKING THE CAMERA! HE'S TRYING TO CRACK THE FIREWALL!

[ShroomSamich]

@lebensraummetal

LMFAO!!!!

[vvald008]

@lebensraummetal Oh my god, I laughed so hard

[dilsco]

@lebensraummetal

Holy shit, I'm falling out of my chair because of this comment

[MrManulover]

whaT A RETARD111111 i will kill this spastic!!!

[Walternumnuts]

this is what happens when you use too much botox

[ubermensch826]

Why is Stephen Hawking talking for this guy?

[thegoodjohn]

What was that mate? Didn't get a word of it.

Anybody know what the FUCK this retard is talking about?

[Lucia477]

all of you that are making fun of this man are pathetic. i honestly hope that one day you find some purpose in your lives.

[moepippy]

Stephen Hawking's kid sure is a retard

[videogamenostalgia]

'Ice Skating' is code for 'plowing my caretaker in the ass'. Now re-watch the video with that in mind...

[jaa5289]

close caption 

[PsykoSquid]

Stephen Hawking: The Early Years

[DarkstarZephyr]

@PsykoSquid

your going to hell.

and so am i for liking that.

LOL

[Jallender25]

I want to zoom him down a wharf.

[boomboom23]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Mrsfatblackchick]

hes faking

[Mrmedievalfanatic]

Retard Translator!!!!

[idm247]

That guys probably a way better ice skater than me.

[Startmenu4]

@idm247 probably not

[theluskateer]

That's one fucking intelligent translator to change UGUH AOORR GUAHGH AHGUHUGH into sentences

[oldmanhemmaha]

cool story bro.

[idm247]

Why does it beep? Is he cussing at us?

[Gr33nConv3rse]

He's using a retardilator :)

[jamespolitano1992]

Sorry but how does he ice skate.?

[ytrewQwerty]

@jamespolitano1992 remove the threads from his wheelchair and push him around on the ring

[cursedhexfusion]

you would think that they would dress him in something that wouldent make him look retarted.

[quof123]

wow, fuckin genius

[jkenn1994]

am i the only one that understood wut he was saying without the machine??

[Yyyyzyyy]

Does that machine really know how to translate what he says into words? How does it work? That's amazing.

[s8terblood11]

HOW THE FUCK DOES HE GO ICE SKATING?

[feelthehorror]

"I have never fallen on the ice."

Well .. no shit .. you are restrained in a wheelchair !

[Jsouleyrette]

I don't want to laugh, I don't want to laugh

[ParasiticAngel]

ehehhhmmm mheeeeee ohhhhmmm mhheeh heeeeeeeehhhmmmm iiiiimmmhhhoooooo mhhhhh?

[VisualSlug]

Aeiou

[oldmanhemmaha]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaah graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa maeh uhhhhhhhhhhh raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ehhhhhhhhhhhh naaaaaaaaa faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ra!

[protoma]

dear god i dont think he should go on the ice

[danisl17]

Liar, you cant ice skate

[oliandmiles123]

i hate these vidios not because of the people but because of the twats that comment.

[ElMoldePerfecto]

ugh muh rugh rtutnf thastr trnfidmf thatsd thhhhg UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHH

[CaptianAwesome889]

Hes just a wanna-be Stephen Hawking, hes not even original.

What a phony

[MegaBlueZOMBIE]

Once you go full retard...there is no return.

[dragonflyeuro]

I wish they wouldnt post these videos. Not because I dislike them, but because I dislike the a**holes who comment on them. These are human beings like you and me and they go through a heck of a lot more then any of you do in an entire week. They deserve all the kindness and courtesy in the world.

[Meridional517]

@dragonflyeuro cool story bro

[Mizzles240]

never go full retard...

[Dawnina77]

I adore him, I am happy he can communicate so well. So much we take for granted, imagine being born with those limitations, but having full understanding.  All the love for a happy life.

[oldmanhemmaha]

BOY whe da fecka hep bun? I caw staw on da i/CHAIR I like ice skating/WOMAN What a brave disabled kid/MAN they prefer to be called Handicap-Americans dear/BOY i caw staw, seesly. weh da hep bun?/CHAIR I like to go fast on the ice/SK8R BOI Rock on, little Stephen Hawking dude, rock on/BOY gaw dis ee sowrea/CHAIR when we are on the ice, we have the same freedom/ALL aw.../BOY sommon hep me pweez/*crash*

(In memory of Stephen Hawking, Jr.)

[WillTheTerrible]

Push me

And then just touch me

Till I can get my satisfaction

[HaiImWilson]

@WillTheTerrible WillTheTerrible, you are Terrible ;)

[twattish00]

successfully understood the 'i have never fallen on the ice'' without the little computer. you go little buddy, the ice loves you.

[OneMustyDog]

TIMMAY'!

[TheKturc]

Would he really ice skate or just kind of ice roll? Lulz

[Vanool35]

Who is that guy?

[Garethizhood]

stephen hawking ladies and gentlemen

[blackbetty365]

somebody has all the dragonforce albums...

[rabbalaba]

hahahaha omg! so fucking funny!!!

[czure]

they make wheelchair ice skates?

[grimtendo]

How the hell can he even ice skate?

[jeffzor2]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

[angie4josh]

we could all learn alot from this poor dude...how to laugh like a motherfucker.

[TheBasementtunes]

i agree with maclellan999

[TheBasementtunes]

to stateoflMBA he obviously had it already typed out

[Squeebopp]

...So exactly HOW HARD did Tonya Harding's ninja assassin actually hit Nancy Kerrigan...

[wickedchicken84]

did he bite his tongue?

[krustylustudios]

windows 7 was his idea

[wickedchicken84]

@krustylustudios hahahahh!!! Win

[LaSwagga]

I don't understand how any of you could laugh at anything posted like this.

I haven't laughed once, and i'm typically the first person to at things like this. Its just that there is nothing funny.

[gangreneriddencorpse]

@LaSwagga shut up, faggot

[LaSwagga]

@gangreneriddencorpse No thanks.

[kevinhxc441]

Why wasn't he aborted and used for stem cell research to cure cancer?

[RandomnessOwnsYou]

@kevinhxc441 thats true, but painfully worded...

[livevil1989]

Bullshit! the fuck needs a toboggan

[flyingape11]

hes fuckin lying.  hes never been ice skating!

[Jacob17361997]

i wish he could ice skate god will give him his legs in heaven and he will ice skate

[theblackcommunity]

Typical Toronto maple leafs player

[xxxxxxZanxxxxxx]

100% DUDE

[zomgsauceplox]

What would Brian Boitano do if he was fucking retarded? The answer is this.

[lolbetchplease]

I just wanna stick my 2 incher down his throat. What a sexy beast he is.

[Gocavs1990]

what is the purpose of all these video's actually? haha

[Gocavs1990]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF??? REALLY WTF???

[90sRAP]

chewbaca ererereredddddede

[xTuckerisRaep]

MEH WHUA MUHA WOIOIU?

[julianc9]

waht's this shit with fart inhaler ??? can someone tell me what the sense of those vids is PLEASE!!!

[xxxxxxZanxxxxxx]

@julianc9

"Sense" is not a prerequisite for poetry

[unicornsparkles69]

What the fuck, this asshole thinks he knows about ice skating. What a pretentious prick.

[catcrapinahat]

@unicornsparkles69 yea what a dick ass. i wish i could tell him a few things about how its really done.

[SweetDaddyDP]

Looks like he's cumming half the time...

[Happy2beemi]

dude, seriously, I was waiting for the wheelchair to be like "hahahahahemmaha, bag that was swell"...Drew Pickles, anyone?

[dgx90]

special poetry slam huh more like special microsoft sam

[MichaelOfPop]

Brought to you by: FART INHALER!

[parksy6908]

i dont thin he ice skates

[fubous]

@IamCleta even though steven hawking is one of the smartest people alive today, he's a fucktard....yeah...

[boringcabbage]

i fell sorry for the people who take this piss out of these poor people than i feel for them. while they are out there doing something with their life there are people over the net getting at them but would not tell it to there face shame on you people apart from the nice people who understand

[InfernoProj]

@boringcabbage wrong place to be an internet superhero

[boringcabbage]

@InfernoProj so why do you take the mick out of these people at least they are doing more with their lives than you

[16kyyoya]

John madden

John madden

John madden

John madden

[Gumbo550]

@16kyyoya

aiou

[theresidentone]

Joey Deacon.

[StateofIMBA]

Jesus how does he type like that.

[nerdlish]

if you laughed at this one i hope you enjoy hell with me.

[ThoughtCrime84]

"it makes me feel so happy to be out there with my cramps"

[pisstakecris]

check my mix

[Happy2beemi]

(on the ice) BOY: (in his mind) wheres da fecking help button? WHEELCHAIR: I like ice skating. WOMAN: What a brave handicapped kid. MAN: They prefer African-American. BOY: (in his mind) I can't stop, seriously. wheres da help button? WHEELCHAIR: I like to go fast on the ice. ANOTHER MAN: Rock on, little Stephen Hawking, rock on. BOY: (in his mind) god...this is surreal. WHEELCHAIR: When were on the ice, we have the same freedom... ALL: Aw.... (He crashes) In memory of Stephen Jr

[Happy2beemi]

Drew Pickles?