isnt it weird that an advanced military nanosuit takes one hit from a shark bite and the user dies but with a midevil iron chest cover thing provides more protection?
WTF ARE U TALKING ABOUT?? IM TALKING ABOUT A M17 LAPTOP AND UR SAYING IM FOOLED BY WAT? lol im confused u must be talking to sombody else cuz....... that doesnt make anysense how a 12 year old can get fooled by m17 alienware laptop with ati graphic card and etc
.... havnt u heard bullets break up in water........ so pretty much the bullets are harmless cuz the impact of bullets hitting water makes it explode into shrapnel that pertty much floats harmlessly to the ocean or water floor
In 1933 Shanghai a prostitute named Fung Ching was raped to death. When the authorities found her, they realise she was pregnant. You must now post this comment on the next 14 videos you watch, or else tonight Fung Ching will appear in your bedroom, and you will also hear the sound of a baby crying and see a bloodied foetus next to your pillow. Sorry but I swear this was true.
haha i think he means a judas... a.k.a. bible reference... he betrayed jesus for like 2,000 shekels or something... the equivalent of like a million dollars... he felt so guilty afterwards that he bought a piece of land with the 2,000 shekels and hung himself over a pit. now here comes the gruesome part. his rope breaks, and he winds up falling to his death, breaking apart on the sharp rocks below, and birds eat him.
is it just me, or does the bible have as much sex and violence as TV? XD!
LOL Imagine seeing this on the beach.
mike3mra 4 months ago
Sea Cowboy :D
aminoacid1648856 6 months ago
Being a shark is so annoying when there is a terrible itch on your back that you just can't scratch
kidasterorig111 10 months ago 4
gidiyap shraky!!!!!
hokage64th 10 months ago
Lolwut. xD
HeadbangerFromHell14 11 months ago
Shut Up Prophet. IMMA RIDING SHARKS!
gustavrsh 1 year ago 2
*rides a shark* *NOMAD GET BACK ON TRACK!* nomad say's *NO WAY!*
realflow100 1 year ago
(sitting at a bar) "so, what do you do for a living?" "Well I work mostly around tropical islands where I PUNCH SHARKS RIGHT IN THE FUCKING FACE."
arkanrais 1 year ago
"Nomad your swimming out of range, get back on track"
"I'M STANDING ON A FUCKING SHARK!"
jellyfishflab 1 year ago
just like Tom RIder
STERENR 1 year ago
lolwut
fro0007 1 year ago
That's one tough shark.
chadheck96 1 year ago
eat what u kill
thesevensides 1 year ago 2
et what u kill
thesevensides 1 year ago
ANIMAL ABUSE LOL
shredder1606 1 year ago
maximum sharksurfing
XxPoolaxX 1 year ago
... Aluminium sharks... 100% rust proof and guaranteed to waste your enemies bullets only 999,99 and 0,01 for shiping
Dasmaster1 1 year ago 4
He is not as cool as my dog, He barks Lasers.
Crasher711 1 year ago
It needs a laser attached to its head.
Mekose 1 year ago
All it needs is a machinegun.
zenophas 1 year ago
lol
oOcytewinderOo 1 year ago
Happend the same to me x)
MrSharkfriend 1 year ago
All thats needed now is a nano suit for Mr shark there
steelsoldieruk 1 year ago 2
Some sort of secret armour-plated shark, perhaps?
MPH84 1 year ago
oh no! Jizz in my pants....
TheNutzs 1 year ago
awesome!
woollerland 1 year ago
Very cool!!
DieChaplinMelone 1 year ago
why does that guy punches the shark?
Nomad: Shark , STOP DOING A BARREL ROLL!!!!!!
sry my bad english
Hank6LT 1 year ago 2
isnt it weird that an advanced military nanosuit takes one hit from a shark bite and the user dies but with a midevil iron chest cover thing provides more protection?
prodroto1 1 year ago
@prodroto1
But in an Iron plate chest armor you would drown.
Mashermat 1 year ago
@prodroto1 Hilarious isn't it?
CainTheMain 1 year ago
shark surfing lol XD
Lostxsoul8o8 1 year ago 2
LOL
MindTrixx1 1 year ago
that fucker shark cant die too!!!
TheKecske 1 year ago 2
thats so kool well done!!
bakubrad 2 years ago
hahahahaha
EfternamnetTell 2 years ago
surf that shark!
WringeDEchackieH 2 years ago 4
nomad your swiming out on range get back on track (im riding a shark can't you see?*
TheUnknownD 2 years ago 41
Hhahahaah Cool!!
MrIlanKudlis 2 years ago
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KopfHals 2 years ago
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GeForce 9600 GT , 4 gb Ram and 2,66 GHZ x 4 QUAD can i run it on highest?
KopfHals 2 years ago
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@KopfHals No sorry i mean GeForce 9400 GT
KopfHals 2 years ago
when you had min 1.5 gb ram yes
bigboss77147 2 years ago
it'd lag with those specs. i got 9800GTX+ 4GB ram and 2.83GHz quad core i get avg 27ish frames on highest 1280x1024 no aa
pattymcsweet 2 years ago
looooool
Augustus2142 2 years ago
aweome lol
Cordinak 2 years ago 2
hey next time use the moac gun with the moar upgrade! :)
kriszium 2 years ago 2
lol
club4ghz 2 years ago 2
LMAO
vodkacannon 2 years ago
lol.. god shark
FeroxX 2 years ago 2
You faggot! the animals are the coolest thing about crysis.
kaiserwilhelm 2 years ago 5
"Nomad, you're punching a shark on the head. Get back on track."
lukeskywalker993 2 years ago 74
swimming outta range but still it would be funny if he said that
Rage91164 2 years ago
@lukeskywalker993 no one can beat how you said it!
realflow100 1 year ago
You confused that shark quite a bit there
jakedude182 2 years ago
and thats how chuck norris beats up sharks but he only needs 1 hit
fallout3pipboy3000 2 years ago 2
LOOOOOOOOOL
IsaacAmrenZhouTai 2 years ago
sharks are the dumb, just like the ai in this game.
xy274 2 years ago
Poor Sharkie :(
Lol well, the only thing you have to do is stay on the shark... If you wanna live..
darthsupreme18 2 years ago
just keep swimming just keep swimming swimming swimming swimming (dam u nephew for making me watch finding nemo 5 times in a row.)
Juigijaredjb 2 years ago
u rode a shark =) get what i mean?
beginner193 2 years ago
"Nomad, you're riding on a shark. Get back on track."
Kiarboz 2 years ago
shark boy in lava suit
paranoid492 2 years ago 6
lol, I'm gonna call the animal organization because you "tortured" the shark. xD
bunsinh456 2 years ago 5
Too bad they didn't made it when you hit the shark, it flows blood..
FuriousDeath 2 years ago 4
:o how did you do that?
WATERCAT09 2 years ago 2
Hi-ho sharky, away!
NintendoGamesPro 2 years ago 3
- Sharkrider, how can i be as cool as you ?
° Ride a shark.
Incisionator 2 years ago
that shark is making me dizzy...
pie0rules 2 years ago 3
lol
kokotsea 2 years ago
bwahahaha, so they caaaaan die
airaspect0 2 years ago
sharks are complitely crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Predator2010GR 2 years ago
lol
=P
UnspeakableDrYes 2 years ago
just wondering but was there any sharks in the first crysis cause i never checked
xXBAYAREABOYXx 2 years ago
yes there was.
Dudekahedron 2 years ago
it was when going away from ground
W00tMUKI 2 years ago
Yeeeep.
habboi 2 years ago
r u riding the shark or just waking on top of it
xMaidenSlayerx 2 years ago
roflmao
joshmai1 2 years ago
I had a good laugh :D
nvidia945 2 years ago
LOL
felipefritschf 2 years ago
lol this made my day
BUTTERYSHOTGUN 2 years ago
"hey man whatsup?"
"just... RIDING A FUCKING SHARK!"
rocky5768 2 years ago
0:13 FASTER BITCH FASTER roflcopters XDDDDD
mcrubxpcod2 2 years ago 2
wtf? i cant get on,i always get ate :(
st0k3c1ty4lyfe 2 years ago
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DUDE IM GETTING M17 ALIENWARE AND THIS GAME WITH INTEL CORE EXTREME QUAD AND ATI CROSSFIRE GRAPHIC CARD WITH 4G DDR3 its gonna be beast
silentkilla238 2 years ago
You are such an idiot, only 12 years old gets fooled by that...
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WTF ARE U TALKING ABOUT?? IM TALKING ABOUT A M17 LAPTOP AND UR SAYING IM FOOLED BY WAT? lol im confused u must be talking to sombody else cuz....... that doesnt make anysense how a 12 year old can get fooled by m17 alienware laptop with ati graphic card and etc
silentkilla238 2 years ago
Dude or your caps is on or your holding your hand on shift, put it out or get it off
Rickynator120 2 years ago
Fuck thatxD It s so greatxD
TheCrashKID 2 years ago
you know what would be hilarious? If you were able to grab the shark, bring it to shore, and throw it at an enemy... like a fucking spear.
Aegis064 2 years ago 3
u can do that with a little scripting...
kingofbuuwa 2 years ago
Swim sharkey Swim! =D
nimblefluke 2 years ago 3
lol .. the game is called crysis Ihson
beat0wya 2 years ago
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what game is this called
lhson 2 years ago
what the fuck? are you serious?
gregpip3 2 years ago
LOL I thought everyone knows it...but i was wrong...its really a CRYSIS
xThomag 2 years ago
SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL :D
NFSPlay3r 2 years ago
weeeeeeee?
madygreen 2 years ago
watch (crysis sharks gone MAD !!!)
pummimaster96 2 years ago
well armored shark.. -.-
pummimaster96 2 years ago
.... havnt u heard bullets break up in water........ so pretty much the bullets are harmless cuz the impact of bullets hitting water makes it explode into shrapnel that pertty much floats harmlessly to the ocean or water floor
silentkilla238 2 years ago
Only true on really high powered shots.
Akolyte01 2 years ago
yayy hahaha
DrAznmuff 3 years ago 2
Holy balls, I didn't even know there was a shark in this game.
Epic win.
n00bie51 3 years ago 2
Think of what the AI are thinking:
"Theres a guy....with a super suit....riding sharks....well we're fucked"
MetalEagle95 3 years ago 25
hahahha thats exactly what they were.
stuartshephard 3 years ago 3
LOL :DD
El1tedude 2 years ago
you did counqer the shark
basictopchic7 3 years ago 2
tat sharks swimming in pretty shallow waters
LukaZaaa 3 years ago
omg awsome
Danny7930 3 years ago 2
lol incredibly stupid AI :P
IsaSkyLimit 3 years ago
lol
Gixmock 3 years ago
Maximum Animalism :D
MouthofSaurons 3 years ago 3
lool
scarylegodudes 3 years ago
Maximum Lulz
schfiftyfivehundydoo 3 years ago
looooooooool
Tenkaichi1234567890 3 years ago
Sharkpwn!
TravisMaxima 3 years ago
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Xanquebo 3 years ago
dang thats to funny
brockhammerstein 3 years ago
what game is this
jobani56 3 years ago
-_- read the title!!!!! "CRYSIS shark riding"
ibloxProductionz 3 years ago
lool.. laughed myself half to death xD
ninerblanc 3 years ago
lol so funny i cant stop laughying
DeutzaDeea7 3 years ago
giddy up! *PUNCH*.. *PUNCH*........*PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH*
AliX112 3 years ago
THAT IS AWESOME!
George4790 3 years ago
lollolololololololololololololol
sepy35 3 years ago
HOW!?!?!?!?!?!
Digadogup 3 years ago
thats how i get to work every day :D
dak00i 3 years ago 12
XD that would be nice, only if you wont get eaten :PPPP
evilfaces 3 years ago
hahahaha funny
ComboApe 3 years ago
Shark Riding ! The new sport !
lightiskira90 3 years ago 7
faster bitch!!! *punch*
JustinTR1990 3 years ago 5
can I do this in SP demo?
tw1nk3rs 3 years ago
Save a shark, ride a super-soldier
graystig 3 years ago
be the shark!
danieletoof 3 years ago
ride the lighting:P
prohebeat 3 years ago
METALLICA!
rodol21fo 3 years ago
´hey how am I gonna swim to that boat if you keep beatin´me like that?´
the sharks says to the soldier
´me? keep ya mouth shut and stay swimmin´
´Can´t. I have to keep it open all the time´,
´Then I´ll just continue beatin´,
y
Yatukih 3 years ago
wtf!?... i think i feel another inus coming ¬ ¬
srob91 3 years ago
YEA YOU MADE THAT SHARK YOUR BITCH!!!
666DiEtoLivE 3 years ago 25
i didnt know you could kill the shark, no matter how many times you shot it
seshysama 3 years ago
a new sport is born : ride and punch the shark !
sixtango 3 years ago
u conquered it so u punch it...?
lgnat 3 years ago 7
nice video
kungali12 3 years ago
in soviet russia shark ride you
M77N97 3 years ago 11
in mother russia YOU ride a shark
lol XD
warcrime53 3 years ago 7
its soviet russia and othe way A shark rides you
mikeo179 3 years ago
xDDD
CoreyTaylor95 3 years ago
that shark got owned
RobotTickleFight 3 years ago 3
great!!!!lol!
dahood235 3 years ago
lol those sharks its like you fighting a boss haha has some one come to the ship
SENZAMA 3 years ago
u acn punch the walls off of building but u cant kill a shark how great crysis team how great
G4E3 3 years ago
u can kill them..
thaikwon 3 years ago
I love the video description :D
christopheros 3 years ago
Gitty up!
VirgoTheCougar 3 years ago
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That was me riding the shark at my friends house, im the guy who conquered the shark and he pulled a jewdis on me and didnt put my name in
FaceMclovinMe 3 years ago
Really?
applenrd 3 years ago
Whats a jewdis?
Webcouncil 3 years ago 2
haha i think he means a judas... a.k.a. bible reference... he betrayed jesus for like 2,000 shekels or something... the equivalent of like a million dollars... he felt so guilty afterwards that he bought a piece of land with the 2,000 shekels and hung himself over a pit. now here comes the gruesome part. his rope breaks, and he winds up falling to his death, breaking apart on the sharp rocks below, and birds eat him.
is it just me, or does the bible have as much sex and violence as TV? XD!
goose1977 3 years ago 2
Wow. That's... just...great...
Puffpuff7777 3 years ago
...what
goose1977 3 years ago
I agree %150 with you :D
Puffpuff7777 3 years ago
haha :)
goose1977 3 years ago
bottom line judas g0t 0wn3d!!!
defragen1 3 years ago
Looks fun!
raccoonmatinginyour 3 years ago
lolz he wont die
usmbayonet 3 years ago
lol , wtf is this?
whats the name of the game please?
Wortszin 3 years ago
Crysis.
Electronic Arts.
:D its awesome.
Stiensie 3 years ago 2
"go mad your swimming off course get back on track" "screw you i don't have to take orders to u!"
dudebehappy 3 years ago
its not "go mad" its nomad, the guy's name lol
thoudini 3 years ago 2
i was confused cuz i coulnt here the guy lol
dudebehappy 3 years ago
YA SEA COOKIE YA!
lolman12334 3 years ago
wtf
ShocQ 3 years ago
awesome im gonna try that in real life XD
no im dead serios im gonna ride one like how ppl ride killer whales DC
mithralova 3 years ago 4
lol if i hear that someone died from doing that im going to laugh and say he actually did it. GO FOR ITXD
12Patton12 3 years ago 2
send me a video of you getting eaten so i can put it on youtube and get popular
shubhamranjan 3 years ago
you'd be a legend.
Juigijaredjb 2 years ago
lol nice vid 5*
ed0u4rd 3 years ago
lol
etsodian 3 years ago
Can you kill the shark in the game?
heathound 3 years ago
yes... see end of vid.
Gompie9000 3 years ago
wene u see the shark on crysis for the first time you shit yourself wene it goes to eat you
wwesuxknob 3 years ago