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  • LOL Imagine seeing this on the beach.

  • Sea Cowboy :D

  • Being a shark is so annoying when there is a terrible itch on your back that you just can't scratch

  • gidiyap shraky!!!!!

  • Lolwut. xD

  • Shut Up Prophet. IMMA RIDING SHARKS!

  • *rides a shark* *NOMAD GET BACK ON TRACK!* nomad say's *NO WAY!*

  • (sitting at a bar) "so, what do you do for a living?" "Well I work mostly around tropical islands where I PUNCH SHARKS RIGHT IN THE FUCKING FACE."

  • "Nomad your swimming out of range, get back on track"

    "I'M STANDING ON A FUCKING SHARK!"

  • just like Tom RIder

  • lolwut

  • That's one tough shark.

  • eat what u kill

  • et what u kill

  • ANIMAL ABUSE LOL

    

  • maximum sharksurfing

  • ... Aluminium sharks... 100% rust proof and guaranteed to waste your enemies bullets only 999,99 and 0,01 for shiping

  • He is not as cool as my dog, He barks Lasers.

  • It needs a laser attached to its head.

  • All it needs is a machinegun.

  • lol

  • Happend the same to me x)

  • All thats needed now is a nano suit for Mr shark there

  • Some sort of secret armour-plated shark, perhaps?

  • oh no! Jizz in my pants....

  • awesome!

  • Very cool!!

  • why does that guy punches the shark?

    Nomad: Shark , STOP DOING A BARREL ROLL!!!!!!

    sry my bad english

  • isnt it weird that an advanced military nanosuit takes one hit from a shark bite and the user dies but with a midevil iron chest cover thing provides more protection?

  • @prodroto1

    But in an Iron plate chest armor you would drown.

  • @prodroto1 Hilarious isn't it?

  • shark surfing lol XD

  • LOL

  • that fucker shark cant die too!!!

  • thats so kool well done!!

  • hahahahaha

  • surf that shark!

  • nomad your swiming out on range get back on track (im riding a shark can't you see?*

  • Hhahahaah Cool!!

  • when you had min 1.5 gb ram yes

  • it'd lag with those specs. i got 9800GTX+ 4GB ram and 2.83GHz quad core i get avg 27ish frames on highest 1280x1024 no aa

  • looooool

  • aweome lol

  • hey next time use the moac gun with the moar upgrade! :)

  • lol

  • LMAO

  • lol.. god shark

  • You faggot! the animals are the coolest thing about crysis.

  • "Nomad, you're punching a shark on the head. Get back on track."

  • swimming outta range but still it would be funny if he said that

  • @lukeskywalker993 no one can beat how you said it!

  • You confused that shark quite a bit there

  • and thats how chuck norris beats up sharks but he only needs 1 hit

  • LOOOOOOOOOL

  • sharks are the dumb, just like the ai in this game.

  • Poor Sharkie :(

    Lol well, the only thing you have to do is stay on the shark... If you wanna live..

  • just keep swimming just keep swimming swimming swimming swimming (dam u nephew for making me watch finding nemo 5 times in a row.)

  • u rode a shark =) get what i mean?

  • "Nomad, you're riding on a shark. Get back on track."

  • shark boy in lava suit

  • lol, I'm gonna call the animal organization because you "tortured" the shark. xD

  • Too bad they didn't made it when you hit the shark, it flows blood..

  • :o how did you do that?

  • Hi-ho sharky, away!

  • - Sharkrider, how can i be as cool as you ?

    ° Ride a shark.

  • that shark is making me dizzy...

  • lol

  • bwahahaha, so they caaaaan die

  • sharks are complitely crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol

    =P

  • just wondering but was there any sharks in the first crysis cause i never checked

  • yes there was.

  • it was when going away from ground

  • Yeeeep.

  • r u riding the shark or just waking on top of it

  • roflmao

  • I had a good laugh :D

  • LOL

  • lol this made my day

  • "hey man whatsup?"

    "just... RIDING A FUCKING SHARK!"

  • 0:13 FASTER BITCH FASTER roflcopters XDDDDD

  • wtf? i cant get on,i always get ate :(

  • You are such an idiot, only 12 years old gets fooled by that...

  • Dude or your caps is on or your holding your hand on shift, put it out or get it off

  • Fuck thatxD It s so greatxD

  • you know what would be hilarious? If you were able to grab the shark, bring it to shore, and throw it at an enemy... like a fucking spear.

  • u can do that with a little scripting...

  • Swim sharkey Swim! =D

  • lol .. the game is called crysis Ihson

  • what the fuck? are you serious?

  • LOL I thought everyone knows it...but i was wrong...its really a CRYSIS

  • SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL :D

  • weeeeeeee?

  • watch (crysis sharks gone MAD !!!)

  • well armored shark.. -.-

  • .... havnt u heard bullets break up in water........ so pretty much the bullets are harmless cuz the impact of bullets hitting water makes it explode into shrapnel that pertty much floats harmlessly to the ocean or water floor

  • Only true on really high powered shots.

  • yayy hahaha

  • Holy balls, I didn't even know there was a shark in this game.

    Epic win.

  • Think of what the AI are thinking:

    "Theres a guy....with a super suit....riding sharks....well we're fucked"

  • hahahha thats exactly what they were.

  • LOL :DD

  • you did counqer the shark

  • tat sharks swimming in pretty shallow waters

  • omg awsome

  • lol incredibly stupid AI :P

  • lol

  • Maximum Animalism :D

  • lool

  • Maximum Lulz

  • looooooooool

  • Sharkpwn!

  • dang thats to funny

  • what game is this

  • -_- read the title!!!!! "CRYSIS shark riding"

  • lool.. laughed myself half to death xD

  • lol so funny i cant stop laughying

  • giddy up! *PUNCH*.. *PUNCH*........*PUNCH**PUNCH**­PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH*

  • THAT IS AWESOME!

  • lollololololololololololololol­ol

  • HOW!?!?!?!?!?!

  • thats how i get to work every day :D

  • XD that would be nice, only if you wont get eaten :PPPP

  • hahahaha funny

  • Shark Riding ! The new sport !

  • faster bitch!!! *punch*

  • can I do this in SP demo?

  • Save a shark, ride a super-soldier

  • be the shark!

  • ride the lighting:P

  • METALLICA!

  • ´hey how am I gonna swim to that boat if you keep beatin´me like that?´

    the sharks says to the soldier

    ´me? keep ya mouth shut and stay swimmin´

    ´Can´t. I have to keep it open all the time´,

    ´Then I´ll just continue beatin´,

    y

  • wtf!?... i think i feel another inus coming ¬ ¬

  • YEA YOU MADE THAT SHARK YOUR BITCH!!!

  • i didnt know you could kill the shark, no matter how many times you shot it

  • a new sport is born : ride and punch the shark !

  • u conquered it so u punch it...?

  • nice video

  • in soviet russia shark ride you

  • in mother russia YOU ride a shark

    lol XD

  • its soviet russia and othe way A shark rides you

  • xDDD

  • that shark got owned

  • great!!!!lol!

  • lol those sharks its like you fighting a boss haha has some one come to the ship

  • u acn punch the walls off of building but u cant kill a shark how great crysis team how great

  • u can kill them..

  • I love the video description :D

  • Gitty up!

  • Really?

  • Whats a jewdis?

  • haha i think he means a judas... a.k.a. bible reference... he betrayed jesus for like 2,000 shekels or something... the equivalent of like a million dollars... he felt so guilty afterwards that he bought a piece of land with the 2,000 shekels and hung himself over a pit. now here comes the gruesome part. his rope breaks, and he winds up falling to his death, breaking apart on the sharp rocks below, and birds eat him.

    is it just me, or does the bible have as much sex and violence as TV? XD!

  • Wow. That's...  just...great...

  • ...what

  • I agree %150 with you :D

  • haha :)

  • bottom line judas g0t 0wn3d!!!

  • Looks fun!

  • lolz he wont die

  • lol , wtf is this?

    whats the name of the game please?

  • Crysis.

    Electronic Arts.

    :D its awesome.

  • "go mad your swimming off course get back on track" "screw you i don't have to take orders to u!"

  • its not "go mad" its nomad, the guy's name lol

  • i was confused cuz i coulnt here the guy lol

  • YA SEA COOKIE YA!

  • wtf

  • awesome im gonna try that in real life XD

    no im dead serios im gonna ride one like how ppl ride killer whales DC

  • lol if i hear that someone died from doing that im going to laugh and say he actually did it. GO FOR ITXD

  • send me a video of you getting eaten so i can put it on youtube and get popular

  • you'd be a legend.

  • lol nice vid 5*

  • lol

  • Can you kill the shark in the game?

  • yes... see end of vid.

  • wene u see the shark on crysis for the first time you shit yourself wene it goes to eat you