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  • stephen colbert kicks ass... dont do anything with that poor old woman lol

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA I Cant Say The Mania Of Your Badwords So HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­...................HA!!!

  • This one is so EPIC that I laughed and almost shit my pants.

  • "I wanna stay so I say fuck tom!"

  • Donald Trump, LMAO

  • LMAO! Do i fuck you! or do i fuck tom! then tom greens face! omfg that was priceless

  • Donald Trump part was hilarious ...holy shit lolzz

  • fuck tom

  • this is funny.

  • 0:58 to 1:13 is the best :P

  • It's been illegal for years but people still like to F&%^^K dolphins hahaha..

  • I want Stephen Colbert to fuck me too, lol

  • I LOVE THE DONALD TRUMP ONE!

  • this shits hilarious

  • fuck u

  • "If you were me, do i fuck you or do i fuck tom?"

    "Aehh you know.."

    "No, you tell me Dennis, do i fuck you or do i fuck Tom? Dennis listen.."

    "Aehno Im listening Im listening.."

    "Do i fuck you or do i fuck Tom?"

    "I wanna stay i say fuck Tom."

  • OMG you totally said what he said!

  • simple yet funny

  • f**king one of the babies!

  • lol its so easy with donald

  • this is the best!!!!

    haha!!!

    "i want steven colbert to fuck me"

    dude, did that really happen in dancing with the stars??

  • No, the Dancing With the Stars nudity didn't happen, but I'd make it a point to watch every week if it did!

  • haha, that makes two of us.

  • Fuck dolphins/@!????! LMFAO!!!!!!

  • lol trump.....

  • obama

    thats fucked up...

  • thats a bad bad obama lol

  • It's pretty funny. Get a sense of humor.

  • I don't care anymore, I want Stephen Colbert to f*** me!"

  • Stephen: Done!

  • put this at the end of the vid :

    &flip=1

  • i don't get it what happens

  • HAHAH

  • this was a flawless one

  • jimmy kimmel is under rated this shit is funny as ell

  • ~lol f dolphins

  • I can't stop watching the dancing scene, its the best one lol

  • And how little her &%& s are

  • What's the last one with Tom Green and Dennis Rodman? Some kind of new reality shit?

  • It's called: A dirty piece of shit. :)

  • That's what all reality shows should be called.

  • hahah this is hysterical

  • Does everyone like this except me? I find it retarded -_-

  • why the hell are you guys STILL talking shit about Obama? hes the President now so lets respect that... if you dont like him them then next get your lazy asses off the couch and fucking VOTE

  • Umm, regardless of what people are saying about Obama, I think it's ironic that you're telling people respect his presidency considering that people are STILL bashing Bush, and did so the entire time he was in office!

  • who was that black dude at 0:51

  • i recently learned on youtube he is the "antichrist" rofl rofl im not sure who he is but i like the guy if god is black the devil has to be white!

  • um....Obama?

  • bahahaha

  • Jimmy Kimmel isn't that funny in general, but these are pretty funny i got to admit

  • Was that Thom Yorke?!?!?!??!?!?

  • that was Tom Green.... he would **** dolphins, to say the least

  • the dolphin s one was so nonchalant! rofl!

  • I'm listening to C-span - sounds like other countries leaders, like China etc are all concerned with Obama's spending. Then, I heard the tax cuts for middle America is NOT going to get approved.

    Seems odd, all Obama's spending is going through with all his other wishes. However, not the tax cuts he promised American's. He spent all this money on a promise we would also get tax cuts. Here - CA taxes are being raised on 4/1/09 really high.

  • I had friends who voted for him for these reasons

    1. Tax cuts (maybe not)

    2. Out of Iraq on day one (definitely not)

    3. Because he is a good speaker

    Looks like only three is going to hold up

  • out of iraq on day one!!!LMAO!! he never promised that. maybe he said he will work towards it starting day one.

    I dont remember him saying anything about tax cuts either. i remember saying that people making over 250,000 will get hikes.

  • hahaaa the last one was HILARIOUS

    'Do i fuck you or do i fuck tom!?

    Listen! Do i fuck you or do i fuck tom xD

  • racist fuck

  • that was a reply to the spam message BTW

  • people still like to f*** dolphins....

  • LOL

  • OMG!!! Donald Trump is so confused about fucking Dennis or Tom..... lol hahahahahahaha ROFL LMAO! hahahahaha =D

  • i see why they call it unecessary censorship... its even the censorship that makes it sound like "fuck"... funny shit

  • obama, shes f#$%ed up hahahaha

  • Only insider was in the nursery F****** one of the babies!

  • DAMN IM CONFUSED,, LOL WAY TO FUNNY

  • Bahahaha.

  • tool.

  • i dont know, kind of reminds me of obama without his teleprompter.

  • Do you know what IQ is? Apparently by what you're insinuating you don't. IQ is pretty irrelevent here. IQ does NOT make you a genius, or even smart for that matter. So obama could have a IQ of 200 and it would not matter.

    And really bashing presidents for "doing something" is kinda pointless...considering the president does not have ALL the power. Who else has power? Hmmm..

  • "So obama could have a IQ of 200 and it would not matter." It would to Mensa... and the ISPE... and to a whole lot of people who do understand what an IQ of that level represents.

  • A IQ measures how fast a person can adapt, basically. So a IQ of 200 is good, but even then it's not something you need to know about a president. Worry about what a president does, not his IQ.

  • That's the second time you've claimed to know things theorists are still debating. The definitions of genius and intelligence are far from agreed upon. You look the fool claiming an have THE answer.

    IQ (intelligence quotient) does not denote the ability to adapt. The ability to adapt is only one poular definition of intelligence, not IQ.

    Also. The last thing thing I need is some deluded n00b named Satanic Jesus telling me what to worry about. Claiming to have answers doesn't make it so.

  • IQ: I've never really taken a IQ test except once. And apparently the IQ test i took is basically the same as the rest. The test i took showed me series of shapes / symbols. All having a pattern of some sort. So i had to pick the symbol / shape that i thought came next. Now i don't remember clerly' but i think it had a timer. And so it seems logical that a test that timed me on having to familliarize myself with a pattern of symbols be a test that tested me on my adaptation level.

  • Second time on claiming something that theorists are still debating? Tell me what those are please? Because i don't see them. But that's most likely just me.

    Also, don't try to use things such as my username to insult me. It's weak man. I could say something along the lines of that like how you actually just called me a n00b.

    Now then, once i go and eat breakfast and watch tv i'll continue this "debate."

  • THE IQ test is a series of (if I remember correctly) twelve subtests, half based on verbal ability, half based on 'performance'. Those simpler tests (designed basically to save money) have a correlation rating with the Weschler... sometimes quite low.

    You're a n00b because you claim to know how to define terms like genius and intelligence... concepts which your betters wouldn't hazard to define.

    As far as IQ goes... IQ is what an IQ test tests. Nothing more. Nothing less.

  • Sorry about the name flame... but it did beg it. I mean, come on... Satanic Jesus 69? That's what I'd expect from a ten-year-old.

    I'm still chuckling about it.

    Chortling, even :)

  • I never defined genius or intelligence. However i do admit to being wrong about the IQ test and IQ. I based my views on that upon a mere internet test i took for fun.

    And no, i'm not 10. I forgot the info for my old account on YT so i decided to make this my new one after watching some stupid religious video.

  • You stated that a high IQ indicates neither 'genius' nor 'smart'... which is open to debate. There are those that maintain genius can be defined by an extremely high IQ... and that IQ does accurately reflect intelligence (i.e. 'smart').

    For me, genius is as genius does... and I don't think it's neccessarily related to intelligence. At least not classic, academic intelligence of the sort targeted by the IQ test.

    Sorry, again, about the name flame... but it is sort of lame.

  • What ever you say Unrulyrascal. :D

  • That's the spirit, my impressionable droog...

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  • fire

  • this is funny

    jimmy isnt

  • donald trump knows he's always wanted to f**k tom green....

  • I dont think jimmy is funny, but i think these censor things are hilarious!

  • "and david, you know ive been working very hard to fuck me. i dont care anymore. i want stephen colbert to fuck me!"

  • Do I fuck you or do i fuck Tom  lol

  • Go ahead and fuck Tom, man

  • "if u burn that many calories talking, thats fu**ed up"  lol!

  • Hell yeah thats funny!

  • man i love Jimmy Kimeel show

  • the best one: people still love the f****** dolphins... lol

    0:46

  • haha

  • Its lame that they add the "fuh" sound and the "ck" sound.

    But still funny.

  • I think most of the F sounds were there, but your brain adds the "uh". Feeding dolfins, Fire you etc. The tone has a click at the end of it no matter what they do, and that sounds like "ck".

  • LOL @ the dolphins one.

  • You should be lynched!

  • I bet that most Americans would say that you're the one who should be lynched.

  • to be impeached he has to actually commit a crime...........

  • Stay tuned.

  • was the obama thing real?

  • this is the best!

    love theseeee

    (:

  • hahaha :30

  • hahah.. I loved DONALD episode.. it was the BEST>. .do I fuck you or fuck tom.. hahahahahahahahah

  • LOL they made Obama sond so black!!!!

  • Done!

  • are those real?

  • are you dead yet? of not then no.

  • OMG this is too funny!!!

  • first one was the best! LOL

  • Hahahahaha that was enjoyable :)

    Thanks for the laugh :)

  • the few times you were funny, and once again its from what someone eles says.

  • 5 stars!

  • the last one, he really did say fuck, didnt he?

  • hahaha this is great!

  • nah he says fire

  • No no no, they just artificially add the 'ck' sound.

  • no shit...

  • fire

  • I always knew people liked **bleep**-ing dolphins.

  • LMAO

  • hahahahaha this video upload has a typo

  • HAHAHAHA THIS IS GREAT

  • Whoever uploads videos on kimmels youtube doesn't know how to spell "unnecessary"

  • he fucked tom, dennis is too big of a star to fuck this early in the season, it would fuck trump's ratings

  • IT'S TOM GREEN!

  • Tom

  • that was a very good one. The Lady talking about fucking colbert was hilarious and then the obama one was histerical

  • lol

  • we may never know if Donald Trump wanted to F**k the black guy or Tom.

  • we do know dennis rodman's opinion on the matter.

  • lmao

    dey always have obama saying something's ____'ed up!

  • LMFAO have you seen the unncessary censorship vid where obama's like "i know it's cold outside, but i'm ___ked up!"

    had me ROFL

  • no, but u should send it to me if u know where it is

  • i will look for it, i think i favorited it.

  • dude cp4eva89 have you seen the one with Sesame Street. Elmo's like "Hi baby, fuck you baby"

  • What are they saying? Fuck?

  • nothing...it's not real censorship