World's Fastest Everything

[rajah010203]

01:07

im faster then him :D

[legoman4464]

4:32 hes probably using CoD sleight hand perk

[venomluka]

what about tobyturner tefastest snapper?

[ETXD123]

Worlds fastest undresser, eh?



[Archimedes341]

1:20 dont say anything racist................ ITS BECAUSE THEY ARE BLACK! damnit

[OyonTheAdept]

wtf.....

[chicofdwtmyglo]

the rubiks cube record is wrong

[flygurl1222]

what the heck is minesweeper?

[zoneofkill]

@flygurl1222 your basicaly taken into a field full of mine and your job is to mark all of them...trust me you dont want to mess with that its pretty hardcore :P

[flygurl1222]

clapping guy--- dats so wierd and cool...

[poefkoekjegilly9]

by the fastest clapper ithat guy just waving is hands and a guy by the background jacking off

[infinitesimotel]

The stamper must be one of those androids.

[garethp0709]

why does it not surprise me that the fastest stamper is asian...

[wilerman]

I swear i can almost clap as fast as that guy

[YahYahTrickSMD]

SONG NAME PLEASE!

[ZZZhiloZZZ]

0:55....Mastrubation master!!

[daniloberserk]

2:02 World Revolution - Chrono Trigger.

[oliverking1]

not asian not real

[TheHogswild66]

bet that guy that has the clapping record probably holds the record for spanking his monkey! lmao

[nacho0128]

The undresser can rape a woman and she didn''t even notice it.

[HenningKde]

thought it would be a video about asians.. I'm a bit disappointed

[MuffensMaGee]

bet thats an asian playing minesweeper

[l3ukia]

Sleight of Hand Pro!

[anna12910]

i feel like that pizza one isnt very impressive...

[MICKEY0MOUSE1]

4:33 perk slight of hand

[Chrisnenodrums]

whats the name of the music playing???

[dazzlebong]

Chuck norris have all these records,the video shows all the second places

[Jonjie13579]

where's the fastest fucker?? lol

[slightyrek]

4:30 Sleight of Hand Pro

[tigurius555]

shooter, dont need no machine gun

[RoughbhicksChubghe]

in rubiks, zemdegs does 5 second man

[WWEOfficialHDTV]

3:28, That pizza probably tastes horrible :D

[mariano26788]

@WWEOfficialHDTV why??

[WWEOfficialHDTV]

@mariano26788 idk, cuz it was made so fast with no time, like every pizza is mostly made :)

[ThaHunters]

That is a future bureaucrat right there! 2:35!

[BlurredTheWizard]

Fastest fapper. l0l

[ash739730]

Wha- Sorry, what happened? I blinked.

[TwinDac]

90 % Asian :D



[tallest3rdgraderever]

i thought there was only one person doing all of this because of the title

[iceebluecoke]

at 0:39 i thought it was a joke ... lol

[HardBik3]

2:39 WTF, Asians..

[josshinator]

@HardBik3 'Time to go home boss'

[Enoch001]

whats the name of the song in the video?

[1994punkrocker]

mom said im the worlds fastest masturbator

[FREDDI3ITSRIGHGT]

The worlds fastest 100 meter is held by usain bolt

[supercoolboy99]

gotta use that minesweeper in war :P

[666Kanackenstolz666]

an asian guy can make 3x that fast pizzas

[Ice00Shinobi]

Now we need the world's fastest orgasm.

[Kjernekar]

the fastest clapper sounded like the fastest fapper

[rodrigo412]

somehow i want to eat pizza now

[ThePineappleFTW]

Thumbs up if you tried clapping record, but you ended up masturbating.

[smerf0023]

At 0:59 he jizzed at his pants

[osslov]

Bolt beat the world record at 2008 olympics and later at world championship 2009. Video uploaded in 2009. How can he claim Gay had the fastest time on 100m?

[CRKMega]

that undresser man is ladies favorite maybe :D

[tykey100]

@CRKMega yeah, like:

-do we have time before your wife come?

-Of course! *undress*

[coolkidplayingchess]

1:55

[16yearoldwhiteboy]

Ha they should have played this song for this video: ?v=CaPeks0H3_s

[16yearoldwhiteboy]

um why isnt art tatum in here??????

[wealthyvirgie]

I can take a shit the fastest!

[facebuki]

USAIN BOLT 100 m... now!! :)

[McCoyiZPrO]

Technically i can be the asshole to say that this video does not have evrything that is the fastest

[JJKNE]

Chinese and Japanese people are crazy motherfuckers

[oliverson12]

4:33 Sleight of hand PRO !!!

[tykey100]

@oliverson12 most of the people won't get that :(

[oliverson12]

@tykey100 yeah i know, but i'm happy someone knows it though, maybe i can also try this one:

" i used to be as fast as them, until i took an arrow to the knee :p

[tykey100]

@oliverson12 ehehe, cool way to think :) I dont want to feel like stupid or something, i'm portuguese and I really never get that arrow to knee joke. i don't wann make you waste your time but can you explain me? please?

[oliverson12]

@tykey100 No need to feel stupid if you don't know it, it's from the game Skyrim (elder scrolls 5 ), on a moment a soldier says" i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee..."

[tykey100]

@oliverson12 really?! first, thanks, but it really look like that that joke is 500 years old :) ok, thanks

[oliverson12]

@tykey100 haha yes indeed, and a lot of people already know the joke, even more than the amount of skyrimplayers i guess :p

and you're welcome ... ;)

[RumbleTea]

4:30 sleight of hand

[MisterWali]

That pizza guy, can I buy him? :O

[AlexFifaDreamer]

Usain Bolt??? -.-

[vYen01]

Slight of hand pro!

[hardyboy100100]

thumbs up if you tried to reload a gun that fast

[MrILoveFirearms]

i can reload a gun that fast. it's easy. you need to know when to press the mag release and when to get in the other mag.

[sasquatchize]

talk about sleight of hand pro..... world's fastest gun reloader..... really cool

[lengjacinto]

I'm actually glad the world fastest rubiks cube holder is not asian... GO WHITE GUY (im asian)

[ILUM69]

4:10 I want that guy to be my wife!

[zinamaspana]

The fastest speedstacker is actually Steven Purugganan.

[MagicAlpaca]

That Rubik's cube record has been absolutely smashed since.

[Rectiony]

world's fastest 100m is usain bolt not fucking gay

[ballemoserikkebra]

@Rectiony Look at when this video was posted...

[Rectiony]

@ballemoserikkebra do u think gay is gay?

[Awesome1601]

4:30 I can do that TOO! ... with slight of hands perk

[packattackist]

Thumbs up if you could have picked about 20 other songs for this clip!!!!!

[brianmigue]

world's fastest everything is nothing because my internet is not fast.

[animelover2ne1]

FASTER CLAPPER? more like FASTEST FAPPER

[alexthe200]

That pizza making guy should be on like 3x wage and they should just fire everyone else that works with him.

[DjembeDjam]

Battle At the Big Bridge. Thumbs up if you get what I'm on about.

[mateikill]

Chuck Norris can do them all at the time

[Vendlegaard]

4.30... sleight of hand asian?

[softaregangsta]

and most of them were asian :D

[santoshmairal24]

fuk those 217 ppl,try 1 of dem and succeed in it den dislike

[spikeyjax]

Final Fantasy 7 music....ahhhh good memories

[Specialized1993]

4:40 Guy definitely has slight of hand Pro perk

[jacksonhammy]

0:55 sounds like a 13yo kid home alone.....

[lolbluf]

@jacksonhammy 0:35 Sounds like a 13yo kid home alone.....

[franman122]

asian guy ready to get it on with girl

[nmccarrick36]

i wonder if the fastest gun reloader uses slight of hand, and if he dosent, imagine how fast he would be with it

[nmccarrick36]

14 fabs a second

[imjoking1]

don't blink you might miss it

[LTBization]

the stupidest fastest-things are japanese

just sayin..

[thegretien]

14 claps per second...One way to make fire.

[JuneR22]

stamper is very amazing

[YouthFreedomFighters]

The first guy in the video, he turns a revolver into a machinegun.

[Av3rnus]

Fast at ALL the things!

[194Wurm]

4:32 Slight of Hand Pro.... i'm not impressed ^^

[munkekebab666]

Of course the world's fastest undresser is a guy. Typical.

[ERNY161]

the guy on 0:57 could slap thousands of bitches a minute lol

[braseldazzle]

1:02 i bet he wont do that after he gets out of the hospital...... because he took an ARROW TO THE KNEE

[iamdamnalex]

i can beat that pizza maker…

[adamdskater1]

Thumbs Up if you tried the clapping thing but failed ^.^

[3217491]

@adamdskater1 two handed skill increased

[prankmaster23]

u didnt have worlds fastest bowler

[RentaLight]

Usain Bolt was faster...

[supersonic71097]

WRONG! saw a man who did a rubik's cube in 6.56 seconds. -_-

[Stricker431]

@supersonic71097 that one was pre solved

[romcom12]

How did he know where do bombes r

[2000huggs]

Close your eyes for the clapper guy....

[UnknownGenius01]

I should be on that list too! For fastest premature ejaculation.

[lionmancer9597]

2:25 - 2:46 Prototype stamping robot.

[ArkangelMawwi]

@Blober112 you should have seen the fastest stamping chick.

[onepiece3of9anime]

That Cup stacking girl once gave her boyfriend a hand job, he died

[vwerlingyahoocom]

5:12

[tech0dude123]

4:41 you runnin sleight of hand as perk 2?

[medinu001]

if this wasnt youtube i would be there too. :(

[DannyMetler]

0:50 - 1:10 is what it sounds like in my room every night

[Bloodywarrior415]

Ok she can stack cups...now get back n the kitchen and do tht with the rest of the dishes.

[homestarrunnerfan226]

epic Final Fantasy VII/VIII music. *like*

[1pnoe]

1:00 FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...

[ryanc519]

I cum faster than any of these fools

[jeremiebad7]

@ryanc519 thats called premature ejaculation

[ryanc519]

@jeremiebad7 Master Bate, thank you for clearing things up.

[LovePinkForeverLove]

The wedgie was gross... but impressive. ^^

[relicright]

didn't notice this was final fantasy 7 music.

[MatthewAustinQuasel]

You should add more and update these records

[MasterOfDisaster407]

the stamper is sick

[LittleBlue424]

1:00 just sounds like really intense Masturbating

[SkyFire1409]

I wish they had the world's fastest sandwich maker... I really want one

[rwgfvjbdkqwedsj]

i want a glas of milk

[hazahaxa]

1:02 that's what it sounds like when I masturbate.

[popshopadop]

i love Japanese entertainment

[PivotWithCake]

What's this song called?

[linkinpark96ify]

Mostly Asians could do all this stuff.

[linkinpark96ify]

Who else was trying to keep up with the clapping guy ?

[MrFuwafuwasan]

WTF THE STAMPING IS A MACHINE?

[ThereIsNobodyInHere]

holy shit...neeeed pizzaaaa

[1005RyAnNnN1005]

Travis Tomasie: SLEIGHT OF HAND PRO :))

[rvbshard1]

@1005RyAnNnN1005 i play cod too but you are a fanboy and i hate them

[1005RyAnNnN1005]

@rvbshard1 judging by your avatar you're a fanboy.. :)

[rvbshard1]

@1005RyAnNnN1005 avatar it just means that ghost is my fav character but i dont go around videos and say soh or some shit like that

[1005RyAnNnN1005]

@rvbshard1 i really don't care whatever you say. :)

[TutsModding]

worlds fastest jerking off , ready , steady , CUM! , done in 0.1 secs

[andy55055]

how dumb was the pizza making!! seriously, get a life.

[SonicManEXE]

This totally looks like something SuperJeenius would like :)

[AMIRA161]

fatest just about life but about feeling god faster i dont think so

[sidnator]

definitely not the worlds fastest video though.

[Blober112]

The cup stacking chick would give a mean handjob, Just sayin'

[MrTurboturbine]

@Blober112  Which would sound like 0:50

[CaptainRidley]

@Blober112 Dude she is like 14

[stranndatk]

@CaptainRidley about 17 now ;)

[StArCrAfTmELiKeZZzzZ]

@CaptainRidley he might be 13 or 15, so its ok

[AngelOfHonor]

@CaptainRidley Fact still stands.

[dj205205]

@CaptainRidley lol



[esgnrjnjgu]

@CaptainRidley Is that relevant?

[MrFlashChaser]

@Blober112

So would the clapping guy

[ajl331]

@Blober112 You're in luck. She has already been beat by a little asian boy.

[BryceLetsPlays]

All I have to say is DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[KasselerPunk]

the worlds fastest stamper WTF? it's like "oh hey, can you stamping this 2000 cards, oh i see you are finished"

[dre6764713]

@KasselerPunk lol

[themi90]

fastest hand clapper???? thats a man who absolutely needed to be the fastest at something. Probably started with running, and 15 years later hand clapping it is.

[kymr7]

thumbs if u post this on facebook :p

[Cafu192]

BATTLE ON THE BIG BRIDGE!!!

[spahinho]

Usain Bolt is laughing at Gay's record right now

[Dinomen12]

4:29 Sleight of Hand!