I can't wait for polygamists to want the right to do their lust like the homosexuals, and for people to want the right to marry animals and so on and so forth this is gonna be a fun filled world full of nonsense very soon.
Why must you use that horrible analogy? Polygamy is not between two single parties. Animals have no legal rights to marry. Legally, a same sex couple should have all the same rights as their straight counterparts.
By the way, not all gay people have sex just like not all straight people have sex. Many gay people are disgusted by anal sex just as many straight people enjoy anal sex. Many gay people are strictly monogamous just like many straight people are sluts.
How will animals sign a marriage certificate?You really don't see the difference between PEOPLE and ANIMALS?
This world is already filled with nonsense.They're called Christians.BTW The Bible Belt is where you find the most creepy bestiality cousin humpers.Coincidence? Nope :D
While Margaret Cho is flappin' her gums, she's lost her mind. What about the Homosexual Mafia that pay big bucks to government officials to make special laws for them, what about homosexuals trying to force their agenda down elementary school kids throats brainwashing them, and we're supposed to have lost our minds?
Children that age have no business discussing any relationship (gay or straight) in a sexual matter, that's what high school sex ed is for.
There's nothing special about equal rights. And there is no such thing as a gay agenda. As soon as you mention a gay agenda you lose all credibility points.
What the fuck are you even talking about? Brainwashing? Religious fanatics are the ones who indoctrinate children. Are you talking about discussing with children about the fact that not everyone has a mommy and a daddy?
I don't understand where you are getting the discussion of sexual relationships with children.
Who says "Hi, I'm a homosexual"? And gay relationships are just like straight relationships. You can find the exact same type of people and relationships between gay and straight people.
There's nothing to explain except that they love each other and there is nothing wrong or different about it. Love is love.
Gay couples want legal recognition of their status as couples. No laws or proposed laws say anything about religions having to endorse it.
discussing that kind of relationship to children that age is brainwash, they don't know what the heck that type of relationship is at that age, they don't know the true meaning behind why there are to dads and two moms.
By the way I don't need your credibility points to talk about facts and my opinion just like you guys discuss yours.
You have yours and I have mines my children will never be taught that filthy garbage.
If they understand the mommy/daddy relationship then they understand the mommy/mommy or daddy/daddy relationship. There is no "true meaning". Gay or straight it's all the same.
They aren't my credibility points, they are credibility points in general. You seem to not understand the fact that people are people. You seem to want to place different values on different types of people. We're just different shades of the same thing. You seem to lack the understanding of what love is.
No such thing as a gay agenda?!? As a proud gay man I know I go out every weekend, kidnap some nice, Christian, heterosexual and make him watch Funny Girl over and over again until he's gay! don't you? ;-)
:-) Oh yes me too. In fact, I have a personal goal of converting at least 5 straight men per month! It's so ridiculous how people can't face the fact that the world is slowly growing up and people like us are getting to be comfortable being who we are. Nobody is being converted, more gays are just braver standing up to all the close-minded idiots.
if a Christian candidate isn't against gay marriage and abortion, would atheist ppl shut up then or call us hyprocrites for agreeing with the rest? you see these ignorant people will pick on weak targets like they always do. the bullies of society. pathetic imbecile margaret cho is...
I'm a christian and I think she's totaly right! christian groups are out of control!!!! as for me, I mind my own damn business!!! and I could give a rats ass who's gay! gays and lesbians are fucking awesome!!! wat do ya'll think? oh! and I cuss a lot! sorry for the language!
Fine way of showing you're a Christian, showing off your tail then apologizing is unacceptable especially when you could have erased the text, and you're helping make us all look bad. If you're gonna be a Christian, act like one it means to be Christ like.
I know wat being a christian is!!!!!! I've been going to church my whole life!! I'm not a perfect person!! people need to understand that christians aren't perfect either! there are plenty other christians in the world that cuss! Jesus was the only perfect human being! that's why the bible called him the perfect lamb! and NO! I'm not showing off my tail! watever the heck is supposed to be meant by that! and I can apologize if I want to! dont try to tell me how to be a christian!
No one said you're perfect, but it's dumb to "type in curse words that you could have erased, then apologize for it in the same post, that just doesn't make any sense. Again to be a Christian means to be Christ like/to try t be like Christ, looks like you're not even giving any effort in trying when you pull off stunts like this.
Just for the record,....webster defines a christian as "one who professes belief in the teachings of Jesus Christ" so a short LOL, Jewish persons are "christian", Morman's are "christian", Jehovah's Witnesses are "christians"....and unfortunately Cathlics are "christian" ect ect ect...unfortunately NONE of them show this "christ-like" attitude in their hatred of all persons and all beliefs. It is not for you to judge, besides, if you don't like it why watch it and then why go ranting in a post?
and no! I'm not making christians look bad! cause I'm not a piece of crap that beats ppl over the head with bibles saying it's wrong to cuss! and then going off and cussing anyway! I know wat a hipocrit is!! I'm not one! did you not read my comment? I don't care wat ppl do and I don't preach to them about how to live there lives!
You don't have to just beat people and call homosexuals Fags and so on and so forth to make us all look bad. You can also fulfill that by cussing all over the place, then people will go "is that what being a Christian is all about, I might as well not be one" when they see they can act up being in the world or as a Christian.
Regardless of politics or religion, Margaret Cho is like, the least funny commedian ever. Her delivery is so bitchy and annoying. She's like the mouthy fat chick no one likes in high school.
Referring to jesus camp, there is a huge difference between INSTRUCTION and INDOCTRINATION. Instruction says keep your hands off the stove until you're old enough to be able to understand why, and then i'll show you Indoctrination says even though you're capable of understanding why, i expect you to do as i say without being taught the reasons. True Christianity doesn't have 7 year olds who barely understand death much less abortion murder preaching about abortion. the movie only shows 1side
Yea...we already know that you are a devil's advocate, and you are the shame of all Korean Americans!! Feel really sorry for her...her life is just filled with all these vulgarness, irreverence, profanity, and it almost seems like she is possessed by a devil on the stage.
wtf, if someone is a Christian and wants to vote for a canidate who reflects what they believe in then thats their own damn decision, and no one should be as childish and intolerant as to belittle them for experessing thier own opinions and beliefs. some of you people have alot of growing up to do
i wonder if you would say the same if someone took the stage to bash atheists instead of Christians. then we would see how grown up you are. big laughs, right?
Yes it would be. Atheists never attack Christians, HOWEVER Christians attack others ALL THE TIME! Wake up! Its ok though, we will get the White House back this election! and you can all KISS OUR ASSES! Go pray for your Republicans!
"atheists never attack Christians" <<you are delusional or willfully ignorant or probably both. Christian bashing is very popular all throughout the media. atheists like to think Christians interfere in people's business because Christians take unpopular stands for the truth. The atheists effectively "murder and steal" (these are figures of speech and not necessarily literal) and when Christians protest then the atheists say you Christians are always interfering. atheists = filth peddlers
surely! i cant agree more. is it really her business to stereotype us? what good does it do her? all it does is make more and more people feel different about christianity, and make people believe things that aren't true!
there is no fucking heaven or hell. we all go to the same damn place =) ... a perfect world. with ponies, butterflies, can't forget the bears and cubs, octupussies, dandidildos, and we actually all like each other. can't wait to go!!
wow... u have no idea what ur talking about do you? u should really learn about he religion before u start labeling it. oh and im christian, i live in a house, and i dont hump my cousin... i feel bad for u. here's a point, go back to ur fat man and find something else to critisize. if u dont like our religion, get over it. on the other hand i like ur insight, but id use it for something more potential, u know something that would make everyone laugh.. becaue i didnt find that amusing
MATHEW 4:17 FROM THAT TIME JESUS BEGAN TO PREACH, AND TO SAY, REPENT: FOR THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS AT HAND.
REPENT= TO TURN AWAY FROM OUR SINS
2 TIMOTHY 3:2-4 2)People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3)without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, 4)treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure
the funny thing is that hell doesnt even exist!! its all made up...just like your magical sky fairy!! thanks for staying off the roads on my way to the mall every sunday morning :)
Hey "kwaky"! I'll tell you what Bush's balls helped him do: wage open war on the US Constitution, defecate on the Bill of Rights, assert himself as above the rule of law in the US in favor of corporate fascism, just to name a few. He is the worst president in history; an evil criminal who surrounds himself with like minded sycophants. I can see that you are as stupid and simple-minded as Bush, are you as evil as well?
i don't think i've ever read more ignorant comments or heard a more ignorant comedian in my live.
and people responding to my comment negatively will prove my point.
anyone willing to use their eyes knows that she is wrong on so many levels, but the animosity that you people feel specifically towards Christianity results in stereotyping all Christians as white trash....that's great.
Hmm blanket statements saying "THEY are all like that" I turned out to vote for bush because I'd rather have someone that's wrong with enough back bone to stand by his decision than any other choice. Yes...some people voted for bush because he has backbone. He had the balls to do what others would not.
you people are soooo fucking stupid its unreal. stop being pussies and except that you live one fucking life and pay attention to whats going on in it now and not whats in it after. there is no after you tards STOP WITH THE BULLSHIT!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK
lol I'm Christian and I agree with the fact that the "bible bumping, cousin humping" groups are INSANE. Man do they ever piss me off, making every other Christian look like a lunatic in the same way "Muslim" terrorist groups perverted Islam to brain wash people into killing themselves. Gays can get married if they want, I don't give a shit: what does it matter to me? And it doesn't matter whether they voted bush or not, both candidates were retarded haha
This is SO offensive and stupid!! shes just saying this crap 2 get a reaction. not all christians are like that. and it says in the bible that marriage is meant for a man and a woman not a man and a man. its just perverting a beautiful thing. and that verse is : From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand. (KJV) so really that verse is meant for her and her stupid liberal naive self! btw atleast the people in the trailer parks are nicer than u!!
haha, just the fact you're getting mad about this just gived what she's saying more sense. believe what you want but as long as gays and lesbians aren't bothering you, why should you care? love your neighbors christian!
Her face looks like the inside of a catchers mitt. Man she is one ugly oriental chick, uh I'm being nice when I say that because she sort of looks like Mr. Sulu in drag. Also shes as funny as a brain tumor, her humor is lame and her jokes go nowhere. The only thing funny about "her" is her face! This china woman needs to stop doing comedy and get back to work at Panda Express.
isn't she so talented! Great show! It is so true what she talks about. These Christian groups think they have a phone line direct with God! Poor Souls! We are all loved by God!
isn't it interesting that when you talk about christians you talk about the more radical groups.... same thing with islam... why do we have a war with islamics? well the answer is right here....
All of you bible thumping country bumpkins need to be shipped off to the moon or something. You're ruining the gene pool of the human race. Now BEGONE and take your bibles and shit with you.
Um hello more wars have been fought in the name of god, must I start talking about the most extreme Muslim & Islamic all Christians should parish or get amnesia of there Christian beliefs, then peace can sort it self out, of course we could make it mandatory women rule and men just droll...
More people have been murdered and passively murdered (starvation, etc) by the pursuit of atheism in the past 150 years than by "Christians" in the past 2000 years. Think Hitler, Stalin, and Communist elitism.
yes they were atheist, but were there genocides thought out BECAUSE OF ATHEISM? I think you have the wrong idea, they were atheists, but did not KILL in the name of atheists. Just think about it, Hitler just had an absolute dislike of jews, JEWS not religion in general. On the other hand... people have, HAVE been killed in the name of god...
The mention of Hitler can be a bit confusing because of his many demented acts and ideas that history and society have rightly vilified, but taken together with Stalin and Communist oppression, they are linked by the idea that socialized atheism has been the root cause of the killing. Stalin and Communist Russia killed millions because they were Christian or Jewish. Those millions were killed in the name of atheism or the 'greater good' for society.
I'm not entirely sure I understand you. Russian Communists and National Socialists legislated atheism and tortured and murdered citizens who refused to renounce their belief in a god. They were killed by people who believed that atheism was better for the common good.
this is so funny and so right on. the ignorant evangelical christians in this country are so stupid, hateful, trashy people. they are the ones going to hell for their hatred and homophobia.
i actually remembered about the dispute about spongebob being gay,because he has a really close friendship with patrick, on the news. it was so funny and people shouldn't judge him.
For your information... I just checked matthew417's profile and I couldn't see that he said anything like this and his comments box is empty. That guy registered a year ago, watched 5 vids and didn't log in again for at least a year. Don't you think if he had something to say for himself it should be him saying that?
Smoking is bad for your health, all of you have been warned, including you margaret.
Boy, is Cho a stupid cunt, and this is coming from an atheist. She is making all these stereotypes towrds people, who are actually really good people, on account that I met alot of Christians that are actually really nice to everyone.
ur talking about the grp of people who have changed the "rules" for society, the people who think that they can ignore their commandments if it helps spread the "catholic" way. A religion ran by hypocrisy.
I know there are many other people who find these comedians, including the ones you have mentioned, offensive. These comedians...some jokes are actually funny...but some of them actually pierce you in the heart.
Ok well you have your view on this and I accept it. But let me state mine. Comedians are supposed to be funny to everybody. If they are not funny to some people, they didnt do a very good job.
She is not creating these jokes in her mind like professional...SHE IS GETTING LAUGHS OUT OF MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE! I know its just funny..but it's actually offensive to many people!Comedians make jokes. Jokes are meant to be funny. Not to only SOME PEOPLE. It's meant to be funny to ALL PEOPLE. If it's offensive any way to some people..it's NOT a joke! Seriously! I am a Christian. I know shes just doing her job as a comedian. But I really do find stuff she say offensive.
Oh, shut the fuck up. Comedy ISN'T meant to be funny to everyone! Listen to Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Richard Jeni... They weren't meant for everyone and they're some of the best. If you don't like it, who the fuck cares? Stop listening!
man, i hate the people that get mad cuz of the way she talks about christians shes a comedian for gays for fuck sakes(christens hate gays). obv she exadurates once and a while. fuck gays have been the punch line for comedians for ever and she flipping in around for once and puting it on you christians and you freak out. if you dont like her stop looking her up and commenting on her and let the people who like her just enjoy her
srb4887, you oviously dont have a clue what Jesus meant. you need to repent of your sins and ask Jesus to forgive you.without Jesus your lost and headed for hell.
1TH167 u r an ignorant prick, she is a comedian...of course not every ass hole who voted for Bush did it for that...there were tons of other stupid reasons why.... moron !
This woman is really ignorant. I don't think that most people who voted for George Bush voted for him ONLY "so gay people couldn't get married." Although I'm not a George Bush fan, I know that was not a primary reason people voted for him. She is VERY ignorant and NOT funny, either.
Hahahah I love this Bitch! Everything she says relating to GAY is true. Her political convictious pertaining to Gay and Gay Rights are completely true. Most politicians gain votes by gettin the "ignorant vote" from non supporters of gays, and they all know that those ignorant ppl are widespread and ready to cast their ballot! Its sad but completely true!
I <3 Jesus! and only some christians are like that, others are nice and caring...but do hate it when people downs some else's religion or beliefs...i don't find it that funny...talk about funny stuff like hillary clinton!
The bible says that non-believers should be stoned to death, and yet christians will say that jesus was loving... err... like hello?
Also check out this passage in the bible about an old man getting stoned to death for collecting sticks on a Sunday. Question, is this loving or forgiving?
Where does the bible say that non-believers should be stoned to death? As far as I can tell, stoning was only prescribed for certain sins, committed by Jews. Non-jews were never stoned, and after Christ was crucified and resurrected, that system of religion was obsolete. Where is the passage about the old man you speak of, and why would he be stoned on a Sunday, when the Sabbath was Saturday? Are you just repeating stuff you've heard, or have you actually investigated?
mikeyo123LOVING AND FORGIVING IS EXACTLY WHAT OUR FATHER IN HEAVEN IS. the consiquence was very extreme in that situation. but nontheless, a non-believer would not understand the whole concept of this story. he is god. u disobey him u will pay for it 1 way. the law simply said no working on the sabath day. how hard is it to understand this law? god simply wrote this law in the simplest form. it's not his fault that u broke the law. DISCIPLING WAS THE FACTOR HERE. U BROKE THE LAW, HE DELT WITH U
How can you say god is forgiving and loving if he insisted a man be stoned to death for collecting sticks. You must have some warped definition of "loving" and "forgiveness".
God sounds like a vindictive bully to me, according to that passage. You are blinded by your faith and can't even see how brutal this is. You are DESPERATE to defend even the ludicrous. Good luck bro lol :)
mikeyo123, i didnt mean to offend u in anyway. but what i said if u are a nonbeliever u wouldnt understand this story. its the concept of obediance. god made an example of this man by saying hes a god of love but also of wrath. u only read that part of the bible and judge my father by that! what about everything good that he did. he freed the hebrews. healed the blind, lame, dying etc. fed the multitude. how say of that. if u knew him u wouldnt say these things. no harm intended but god bless u
Yeah, I'm not very fond of Christians...Most are a bunch of hypocrites who act like saints on Sunday, but act like a bunch of morons throughout the rest of the week. Their ideas are also quite ridiculus and they always try to force their beliefs on others. Stop pestering people and get a life! People have the right to believe in what they want to believe so back off Christians!
us Christians aren't wat she says God made men and women so they can marry each other love one another doesn't mean love other men or women, shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE FUCKING IDIOTS. SERIOUSLY. HAVE U RELIGIOUS FREAKS REALISED THERES SOMETHING CALLED HUMOUR IN THIS WORLD. hey...shouldnt you be leaving soon? Shouldnt you be preparing for the rapture or something?
below is what the BIBLE was taken from as jesus was a jew... so my proof again that the bible is made up & FAKE... please read the quran or the fake bible and talmud/torah & decide for your selves & not what idiots say otherwise (speculation indeed)
THEY WONT GIVE PROOF!!
Jewish TALMUD Text:
"All gentile children are animals" -Yebamoth 98a.
"If a man commits sodomy w/ a boy less than 9 both are guilty of sodomy" Sanhedrin 54b, 55a, p.371.
Sanhedrin 55b. A Jew may violate a 3 year old girl.
The sanhedrin and Jewish talmud are NOT scriptures, even the Jews know this. You won't give proof. You don't accept Christian scriptures as proof, yet present quran verses as proof. Quran was written AFTER scriptures, and forced on the world by the sword. All muslim countries enforce the religion by law, so everyone who lives in a muslim country counts as a muslim, but most don't believe, they just don't want to go to jail. My parents lived in Saudi Arabia ten years, and know this fact.
The sanhedrin and talmud are not scriptures, even the Jews know this. I've not read them, so I don't know if those verses are really in there, or are as misquoted as your bible verses, but it doesn't matter. I don't believe the modern Jew is the true Israel anyway, I have biblical reasons to believe this, modern Judaism is different from ancient judaism, I don't hate the jews. Christianity is true, Islam is false, Neither can be proven in 500 words or less, if you really care, message me.
God is not a man, that he should lie, nor a son of man, that he should change his mind. Does he speak and then not act? Does he promise and not fulfill
God is not a man. What was jesus ? How many times did jesus call himself son of a man?
Have YOU had your rabbi tested for HERPES?!? Rabbis performing metzitzah b'peh on infant boys, whereby the rabbi bites then sucks the blood from the infant's penis, has given three infants herpes. ONE OF? THEM DIED!
"God is not a man that He should lie" refers to the nature of man to lie. God does not have the sin nature of man. God had not come 2 earth at the time numbers was written, so it was true then. If I write in a letter to my friend, "I've never been 2 Israel", and then go 2 Israel later, and write 2 the same friend "I've gone 2 Israel", both statements are true, although someone could later compare them and call me a liar and just show the 2 statements, and I would appear 2 lie. Islamic deception.
Christianity is fake & kept under raps by these 70,000 crusaders
Jesus never once claimed to be God and never once claimed to be the last prophet. NOT ONCE.
Genesis 49-10 is the last prophet.
The scepter will not depart from Judah, nor the ruler's staff from between his feet, UNTIL he comes to whom it belongs [c]
This person can not be from Judah, can not be jewish. The scepter has to DEPART from Judah when this person comes. JESUS was from Judah and hence can not be the last prophet.
GuitarWhisperer i am giving you verses out of your own bible that you have neither read or understand.. secondly you say muhammed raped a 9 year old and yet provide no prove of where you are getting this from. U fail AGAIN
Dude its like this: God who was his own son and his own father killed himself (his son) for his father (himself) cos he himself (the father) could not forgive the sins that he (the father, the son and the other guy) let the world be born into. Get it now
You don't provide proof either. Muhammed married a nine year old girl, and consummated that marriage. In Islam, women are subhuman sex tools, everyone knows this. You don't understand the bible because your mind is limited by the quran. If I were Satan, and I wanted to keep people from the truth, I'd make it a sin to be able to aknowlege the true nature of God, one God in three persons. It makes no sense that a finite mind could fathom infinite God. Even quran says no one can fathom God.
I love Margarate Cho.
604kryptonian 2 years ago 1115
I can't wait for polygamists to want the right to do their lust like the homosexuals, and for people to want the right to marry animals and so on and so forth this is gonna be a fun filled world full of nonsense very soon.
Dreamshade4ever 3 years ago
Why must you use that horrible analogy? Polygamy is not between two single parties. Animals have no legal rights to marry. Legally, a same sex couple should have all the same rights as their straight counterparts.
By the way, not all gay people have sex just like not all straight people have sex. Many gay people are disgusted by anal sex just as many straight people enjoy anal sex. Many gay people are strictly monogamous just like many straight people are sluts.
Acceptance is bad?
srb4887 3 years ago 1572
How will animals sign a marriage certificate?You really don't see the difference between PEOPLE and ANIMALS?
This world is already filled with nonsense.They're called Christians.BTW The Bible Belt is where you find the most creepy bestiality cousin humpers.Coincidence? Nope :D
keikothemeowmeow 2 years ago 258
An animal can not consent to marraige...
trekkiemonstr88 2 years ago 282
While Margaret Cho is flappin' her gums, she's lost her mind. What about the Homosexual Mafia that pay big bucks to government officials to make special laws for them, what about homosexuals trying to force their agenda down elementary school kids throats brainwashing them, and we're supposed to have lost our minds?
Children that age have no business discussing any relationship (gay or straight) in a sexual matter, that's what high school sex ed is for.
And we've lost our minds
Krazie316 3 years ago
There's nothing special about equal rights. And there is no such thing as a gay agenda. As soon as you mention a gay agenda you lose all credibility points.
What the fuck are you even talking about? Brainwashing? Religious fanatics are the ones who indoctrinate children. Are you talking about discussing with children about the fact that not everyone has a mommy and a daddy?
I don't understand where you are getting the discussion of sexual relationships with children.
srb4887 3 years ago 21
discussing relationships with children saying I'm a homosexual, stop right there, excuse me what is a homosexual.
How do you think they're gonna explain that? There is an Agenda and thats to destroy marriage and desensitize children to their ways.
Teachers should never teach morality in school, they need to focus on reading, writting, and math, and let the parents teach morality.
A real Christian family that has children are not gonna accept that kind of teaching and thats the bottom line.
Krazie316 3 years ago
Who says "Hi, I'm a homosexual"? And gay relationships are just like straight relationships. You can find the exact same type of people and relationships between gay and straight people.
There's nothing to explain except that they love each other and there is nothing wrong or different about it. Love is love.
Gay couples want legal recognition of their status as couples. No laws or proposed laws say anything about religions having to endorse it.
srb4887 3 years ago 266
discussing that kind of relationship to children that age is brainwash, they don't know what the heck that type of relationship is at that age, they don't know the true meaning behind why there are to dads and two moms.
By the way I don't need your credibility points to talk about facts and my opinion just like you guys discuss yours.
You have yours and I have mines my children will never be taught that filthy garbage.
Krazie316 3 years ago
If they understand the mommy/daddy relationship then they understand the mommy/mommy or daddy/daddy relationship. There is no "true meaning". Gay or straight it's all the same.
They aren't my credibility points, they are credibility points in general. You seem to not understand the fact that people are people. You seem to want to place different values on different types of people. We're just different shades of the same thing. You seem to lack the understanding of what love is.
srb4887 3 years ago 244
No such thing as a gay agenda?!? As a proud gay man I know I go out every weekend, kidnap some nice, Christian, heterosexual and make him watch Funny Girl over and over again until he's gay! don't you? ;-)
ktm760 2 years ago 399
:-) Oh yes me too. In fact, I have a personal goal of converting at least 5 straight men per month! It's so ridiculous how people can't face the fact that the world is slowly growing up and people like us are getting to be comfortable being who we are. Nobody is being converted, more gays are just braver standing up to all the close-minded idiots.
saxamaphoneguy1 2 years ago 425
Actually, Matthew 4:17 (which was obviously misquoted) says:
"From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand."
Pretty appropriate.
AmosPressley 3 years ago
God is they why, evolution is the how!
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Don't call us atheists delusional. There is scientific evidence for Evolution. Exactly which day did God create Fossils?
spiceytexn 3 years ago 95
I think her flow is off, but the content is nice.
horyo 3 years ago 73
if a Christian candidate isn't against gay marriage and abortion, would atheist ppl shut up then or call us hyprocrites for agreeing with the rest? you see these ignorant people will pick on weak targets like they always do. the bullies of society. pathetic imbecile margaret cho is...
krayzel 3 years ago
I'm a christian and I think she's totaly right! christian groups are out of control!!!! as for me, I mind my own damn business!!! and I could give a rats ass who's gay! gays and lesbians are fucking awesome!!! wat do ya'll think? oh! and I cuss a lot! sorry for the language!
theatresofty 3 years ago 454
Fine way of showing you're a Christian, showing off your tail then apologizing is unacceptable especially when you could have erased the text, and you're helping make us all look bad. If you're gonna be a Christian, act like one it means to be Christ like.
Krazie316 3 years ago
I know wat being a christian is!!!!!! I've been going to church my whole life!! I'm not a perfect person!! people need to understand that christians aren't perfect either! there are plenty other christians in the world that cuss! Jesus was the only perfect human being! that's why the bible called him the perfect lamb! and NO! I'm not showing off my tail! watever the heck is supposed to be meant by that! and I can apologize if I want to! dont try to tell me how to be a christian!
theatresofty 3 years ago 84
No one said you're perfect, but it's dumb to "type in curse words that you could have erased, then apologize for it in the same post, that just doesn't make any sense. Again to be a Christian means to be Christ like/to try t be like Christ, looks like you're not even giving any effort in trying when you pull off stunts like this.
Krazie316 3 years ago
Just for the record,....webster defines a christian as "one who professes belief in the teachings of Jesus Christ" so a short LOL, Jewish persons are "christian", Morman's are "christian", Jehovah's Witnesses are "christians"....and unfortunately Cathlics are "christian" ect ect ect...unfortunately NONE of them show this "christ-like" attitude in their hatred of all persons and all beliefs. It is not for you to judge, besides, if you don't like it why watch it and then why go ranting in a post?
andyskytten 2 years ago 209
and no! I'm not making christians look bad! cause I'm not a piece of crap that beats ppl over the head with bibles saying it's wrong to cuss! and then going off and cussing anyway! I know wat a hipocrit is!! I'm not one! did you not read my comment? I don't care wat ppl do and I don't preach to them about how to live there lives!
theatresofty 3 years ago 94
You don't have to just beat people and call homosexuals Fags and so on and so forth to make us all look bad. You can also fulfill that by cussing all over the place, then people will go "is that what being a Christian is all about, I might as well not be one" when they see they can act up being in the world or as a Christian.
Krazie316 3 years ago
she is freakin hilarious
but she's sooo right
teanicolette7 3 years ago 69
Regardless of politics or religion, Margaret Cho is like, the least funny commedian ever. Her delivery is so bitchy and annoying. She's like the mouthy fat chick no one likes in high school.
Anderson68W 3 years ago
Actually, the fat chick with the loud mouth was my best friend. what are you an idiot?
Punk1989 3 years ago 64
and if there was a Jesus he would come back and say "That's not what I meant"....
chuck21222 3 years ago 78
fucking A , right on
let's kill all the christians.
but only the crazy ones like fred phelps and those psychos in jesus camp
lukepalmer8 3 years ago
Referring to jesus camp, there is a huge difference between INSTRUCTION and INDOCTRINATION. Instruction says keep your hands off the stove until you're old enough to be able to understand why, and then i'll show you Indoctrination says even though you're capable of understanding why, i expect you to do as i say without being taught the reasons. True Christianity doesn't have 7 year olds who barely understand death much less abortion murder preaching about abortion. the movie only shows 1side
flanker2020 3 years ago
RIGHT ON!!!
jimandrocky 3 years ago 18
i couldnt agree more with margaret. its all very true
hippyluv101 3 years ago 20
I love Margret Cho!
theatredork 3 years ago 18
Yea...we already know that you are a devil's advocate, and you are the shame of all Korean Americans!! Feel really sorry for her...her life is just filled with all these vulgarness, irreverence, profanity, and it almost seems like she is possessed by a devil on the stage.
canzo0378 3 years ago
wtf, if someone is a Christian and wants to vote for a canidate who reflects what they believe in then thats their own damn decision, and no one should be as childish and intolerant as to belittle them for experessing thier own opinions and beliefs. some of you people have alot of growing up to do
etrle 3 years ago
you have a lot of growing up to do, its a joke.
comedicnetwork 3 years ago 5
i wonder if you would say the same if someone took the stage to bash atheists instead of Christians. then we would see how grown up you are. big laughs, right?
flanker2020 3 years ago
Yes it would be. Atheists never attack Christians, HOWEVER Christians attack others ALL THE TIME! Wake up! Its ok though, we will get the White House back this election! and you can all KISS OUR ASSES! Go pray for your Republicans!
chuck21222 3 years ago 59
"atheists never attack Christians" <<you are delusional or willfully ignorant or probably both. Christian bashing is very popular all throughout the media. atheists like to think Christians interfere in people's business because Christians take unpopular stands for the truth. The atheists effectively "murder and steal" (these are figures of speech and not necessarily literal) and when Christians protest then the atheists say you Christians are always interfering. atheists = filth peddlers
flanker2020 3 years ago
Flanker=another delusional Christian
Don't call us atheists delusional. There is scientific evidence for Evolution. Exactly which day did God create Fossils?
chuck21222 3 years ago 37
surely! i cant agree more. is it really her business to stereotype us? what good does it do her? all it does is make more and more people feel different about christianity, and make people believe things that aren't true!
foxracin8 3 years ago
She's not making fun of Christians. She's making fun of arrogant Christians who don't have their priorities straight. Did you miss the Spongebob joke?
Intolerant? Intolerant is gay bashing.
soyallergy 3 years ago 102
When your beliefs affect the everyday lives of other people, expect to be attacked and belittled.
DivaliciousChristina 3 years ago 100
its true its true. Christian Groups have no lives.
DJGeorge2007 3 years ago 17
there is no fucking heaven or hell. we all go to the same damn place =) ... a perfect world. with ponies, butterflies, can't forget the bears and cubs, octupussies, dandidildos, and we actually all like each other. can't wait to go!!
tribalzbakla 3 years ago 12
hey christians go feed some starving kids in africa or something
soccerkid091990 3 years ago 15
wow... u have no idea what ur talking about do you? u should really learn about he religion before u start labeling it. oh and im christian, i live in a house, and i dont hump my cousin... i feel bad for u. here's a point, go back to ur fat man and find something else to critisize. if u dont like our religion, get over it. on the other hand i like ur insight, but id use it for something more potential, u know something that would make everyone laugh.. becaue i didnt find that amusing
foxracin8 3 years ago
its a joke grow up, shes making fun of hillbillys/trailer trash mainly.
comedicnetwork 3 years ago 14
ur not funny and that is really really rude!
foxracin8 3 years ago
MATHEW 4:17 FROM THAT TIME JESUS BEGAN TO PREACH, AND TO SAY, REPENT: FOR THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS AT HAND.
REPENT= TO TURN AWAY FROM OUR SINS
2 TIMOTHY 3:2-4 2)People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3)without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, 4)treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure
JOHALEMAR 3 years ago
This girl is so ugly, it's no wonder she is bitter.
1159west 3 years ago
1159west
she probably gets more pussy and dick than you will ever get reincarnated a billion times =)
tribalzbakla 3 years ago 22
she's gona get get it good in hell. have fun in Lucifer's barbecue lady!
PRprince305 3 years ago
the funny thing is that hell doesnt even exist!! its all made up...just like your magical sky fairy!! thanks for staying off the roads on my way to the mall every sunday morning :)
buckle24x 3 years ago 14
Ah this is great! most of it is true!
KillaKahn 3 years ago
oh man, she's goin to hell.
mon1caa 3 years ago
Spongebob is Gay!!!!!
soccerkid091990 3 years ago 12
funny shit
pumpkinhead1964 3 years ago 4
Hey "kwaky"! I'll tell you what Bush's balls helped him do: wage open war on the US Constitution, defecate on the Bill of Rights, assert himself as above the rule of law in the US in favor of corporate fascism, just to name a few. He is the worst president in history; an evil criminal who surrounds himself with like minded sycophants. I can see that you are as stupid and simple-minded as Bush, are you as evil as well?
hamroad 3 years ago 9
"THAT"S NOT WHAT I MEANT"
Brilliant !!!
ImaVeggie 3 years ago 14
i don't think i've ever read more ignorant comments or heard a more ignorant comedian in my live.
and people responding to my comment negatively will prove my point.
anyone willing to use their eyes knows that she is wrong on so many levels, but the animosity that you people feel specifically towards Christianity results in stereotyping all Christians as white trash....that's great.
you should be proud
JFFLRWW 3 years ago
No bitch you've lost your mind.
Xsuils 3 years ago
"Aren't you supposed to be leaving soon?" Ha ha ha. God, is she gorgeous!
hollywoodartchick 3 years ago 5
Hmm blanket statements saying "THEY are all like that" I turned out to vote for bush because I'd rather have someone that's wrong with enough back bone to stand by his decision than any other choice. Yes...some people voted for bush because he has backbone. He had the balls to do what others would not.
kwaky2005 3 years ago
you people are soooo fucking stupid its unreal. stop being pussies and except that you live one fucking life and pay attention to whats going on in it now and not whats in it after. there is no after you tards STOP WITH THE BULLSHIT!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK
sharky734 3 years ago
AMEN, Margaret! You are so right on.
LJJAS 3 years ago 5
She is too right!
dramaqueens4 3 years ago 5
Margret Cho calling anyone crazy just gives them credibility.
Rich711 3 years ago
for all of you who have said that she will go to hell and others will go to hell
you are not the ones to judge that..... god is
and also........... all of the religions of the world are based on the same god... just diferent names and different ways of seeing things
buttongirl15 3 years ago
freaking hilarious I <3 her!!
Madmanfoo55 3 years ago 7
lol I'm Christian and I agree with the fact that the "bible bumping, cousin humping" groups are INSANE. Man do they ever piss me off, making every other Christian look like a lunatic in the same way "Muslim" terrorist groups perverted Islam to brain wash people into killing themselves. Gays can get married if they want, I don't give a shit: what does it matter to me? And it doesn't matter whether they voted bush or not, both candidates were retarded haha
FromDaWomb2DaTomb 3 years ago 26
Funny and so true
Spassbremse123 3 years ago
*love
highandlovingit 3 years ago
I lone the "bible thumping, cousin humping" line!
highandlovingit 3 years ago 4
This is SO offensive and stupid!! shes just saying this crap 2 get a reaction. not all christians are like that. and it says in the bible that marriage is meant for a man and a woman not a man and a man. its just perverting a beautiful thing. and that verse is : From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand. (KJV) so really that verse is meant for her and her stupid liberal naive self! btw atleast the people in the trailer parks are nicer than u!!
bonjovirox4ever 3 years ago
haha, just the fact you're getting mad about this just gived what she's saying more sense. believe what you want but as long as gays and lesbians aren't bothering you, why should you care? love your neighbors christian!
luvmysweetcaramel 3 years ago
Sorry, but first of all it shouldnt be taken all that serious.
And second, she isn't talking about all christians, only those self-proclaimed "pro-family" groups... and yes, they actually ARE like that.
Spassbremse123 3 years ago 16
i noe. its still mean. =] lol
bonjovirox4ever 3 years ago
Her face looks like the inside of a catchers mitt. Man she is one ugly oriental chick, uh I'm being nice when I say that because she sort of looks like Mr. Sulu in drag. Also shes as funny as a brain tumor, her humor is lame and her jokes go nowhere. The only thing funny about "her" is her face! This china woman needs to stop doing comedy and get back to work at Panda Express.
thelayer2008 3 years ago
I hate islamo-fascism.
PR0GRAMMING 3 years ago
isn't she so talented! Great show! It is so true what she talks about. These Christian groups think they have a phone line direct with God! Poor Souls! We are all loved by God!
carleu 3 years ago 8
isn't it interesting that when you talk about christians you talk about the more radical groups.... same thing with islam... why do we have a war with islamics? well the answer is right here....
badgerspecial 3 years ago
All of you bible thumping country bumpkins need to be shipped off to the moon or something. You're ruining the gene pool of the human race. Now BEGONE and take your bibles and shit with you.
omitakura 3 years ago 5
hi lady in your china homosexual is illegal tooooo
agmany 3 years ago
"in your china" - one thing that binds homophobes is there tremendous level of ignorance and stupidity.
oaklandj 3 years ago 10
Cock!
kingwoot1 3 years ago
Um hello more wars have been fought in the name of god, must I start talking about the most extreme Muslim & Islamic all Christians should parish or get amnesia of there Christian beliefs, then peace can sort it self out, of course we could make it mandatory women rule and men just droll...
BettyBooPiggieToo 3 years ago
all the hate comes from religious people mostly i presume
Purayah 3 years ago
More people have been murdered and passively murdered (starvation, etc) by the pursuit of atheism in the past 150 years than by "Christians" in the past 2000 years. Think Hitler, Stalin, and Communist elitism.
Toejamscruff 3 years ago
To Toejamscruff
yes they were atheist, but were there genocides thought out BECAUSE OF ATHEISM? I think you have the wrong idea, they were atheists, but did not KILL in the name of atheists. Just think about it, Hitler just had an absolute dislike of jews, JEWS not religion in general. On the other hand... people have, HAVE been killed in the name of god...
krnboii93 3 years ago
The mention of Hitler can be a bit confusing because of his many demented acts and ideas that history and society have rightly vilified, but taken together with Stalin and Communist oppression, they are linked by the idea that socialized atheism has been the root cause of the killing. Stalin and Communist Russia killed millions because they were Christian or Jewish. Those millions were killed in the name of atheism or the 'greater good' for society.
Toejamscruff 3 years ago
"Those millions were killed in the name of atheism"
No... you don't kill people because of your nonbelief in a higher deity.
Communism = stateworship, greedy old men banishing religion so they can take the place as the highest being for personal gain.
Pottan23 3 years ago
I'm not entirely sure I understand you. Russian Communists and National Socialists legislated atheism and tortured and murdered citizens who refused to renounce their belief in a god. They were killed by people who believed that atheism was better for the common good.
Toejamscruff 3 years ago 4
National Socialists were christians for god's sake. Not the cream of the crop but they were nonetheless.
intigfx 3 years ago
I know. Atheism can not logically motivate someone to kill jews or anyone else; you need little holy books that say god wants you to do it.
PR0GRAMMING 3 years ago
cho's a piece of shit. i mean, not just what she stands for. just look at the freak of nature
andywentz1 3 years ago
this is so funny and so right on. the ignorant evangelical christians in this country are so stupid, hateful, trashy people. they are the ones going to hell for their hatred and homophobia.
rsb2421 3 years ago 12
you believe people go to hell for homophobia? i hate the sin not the people.
coldswift7 3 years ago
not funny
dazeycutr 3 years ago
That wasn't funny.
howdouwin 3 years ago
She is so smart
yumstarhamstar 3 years ago 8
i actually remembered about the dispute about spongebob being gay,because he has a really close friendship with patrick, on the news. it was so funny and people shouldn't judge him.
GothicEcstacy 3 years ago
you are a evil woman
zeronusx 3 years ago
"I want Jesus to come back and say, 'That's not what I MEANT!" LOL, love you, MARGARET!!
aaviguet 3 years ago 8
this is a stupid ignorant whore!
heero080894 3 years ago
wow... I'll watch you from above as you burn
heero080894 3 years ago
Yeah, because you are completely without sin, right? Fuck off!
panda626 3 years ago 9
Mocking Muslim, they will turn your life into hell very soon.
Mocking God , you will stay in the Hell forever. You ignorants are afraid of Muslim but you don't fear God. Your destruction is near you.
jsb8888 3 years ago
Mocking on God is not funny -Ms Cho
jsb8888 3 years ago
gays...
psh
aka1267 3 years ago
for your infomation... matthew 4:17 says "Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is near."
all of you have been warned, including you margaret.
wyk84 3 years ago
For your information... I just checked matthew417's profile and I couldn't see that he said anything like this and his comments box is empty. That guy registered a year ago, watched 5 vids and didn't log in again for at least a year. Don't you think if he had something to say for himself it should be him saying that?
Smoking is bad for your health, all of you have been warned, including you margaret.
gamestuf 3 years ago 3
no i believe matthew 4:17 says shut the fuck up
soccerkid091990 3 years ago
sbongebob is gay that is true
forthecrossandjesus 3 years ago
By real people I mean stop believing in the Bible! It's insane! The biggest blasphemy against the great potential that human beings have.
globaltrance86 3 years ago 3
So true, Christians need to convert to REAL people.
globaltrance86 3 years ago 2
HA love the sponge joke cuz its biologically true
chunlee02 3 years ago
Margaret Cho is fucking God. She is a comedian, it's what she does, stop taking everything she says so literally.
RoseLuvsToSk8 3 years ago
The only appeal to her is she's the only female Asian comic, outside of that sh's as funny as a cripple puppy with cancer.
Verdis1 3 years ago
Yet she's still much more clever than you.
dopplerdog2000 3 years ago 9
Boy, is Cho a stupid cunt, and this is coming from an atheist. She is making all these stereotypes towrds people, who are actually really good people, on account that I met alot of Christians that are actually really nice to everyone.
japanman104 3 years ago
Did you even listen to what she said? She's saying that the people she's talking about are fake Christians.
MrMidwest 3 years ago 2
obviously you didnt listen to what she was talking about.
AbbyAesthetic 3 years ago
ur talking about the grp of people who have changed the "rules" for society, the people who think that they can ignore their commandments if it helps spread the "catholic" way. A religion ran by hypocrisy.
manslutt 3 years ago
watch your mouth boy
crazytofu 3 years ago
Why dont you fucking make me. I can say whatever the hell I want you liberal pussy
japanman104 3 years ago
Margaret Cho does comedy for gays, so, its not really targeted at a Christian audience anyway..
Shes talented and funny, and if you don't like it, don't go watch her shows then. Sounds pretty simple to me.
666corban666 3 years ago 4
If you find this offensive why do you watch it.
I swear you people are stupid!
I <3 M. Cho
Stupid Christian! taking everything up the ass
Jiraiya1313 3 years ago
Some people are takin this video up the a**....chill out
Biggy0623 3 years ago
chill out kids, its youtube
if you dont like her, dont watch it
i think shes wonderful <3
xxkaayyyyy 3 years ago 3
so unfunny. shes an airhead idiot, and its hurts to know some people think this comedy. no punchlines, no timing, no originality. nothing.
if you think this woman is funny youre a dullard of amazing proportions.
naysebtc 3 years ago
Ok well I dont't want to start an argument..But
I know there are many other people who find these comedians, including the ones you have mentioned, offensive. These comedians...some jokes are actually funny...but some of them actually pierce you in the heart.
Ok well you have your view on this and I accept it. But let me state mine. Comedians are supposed to be funny to everybody. If they are not funny to some people, they didnt do a very good job.
AaronYLeung 3 years ago
every1 has differnt humors it is impossible to be funny to every1.
manslutt 3 years ago
She is not creating these jokes in her mind like professional...SHE IS GETTING LAUGHS OUT OF MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE! I know its just funny..but it's actually offensive to many people!Comedians make jokes. Jokes are meant to be funny. Not to only SOME PEOPLE. It's meant to be funny to ALL PEOPLE. If it's offensive any way to some people..it's NOT a joke! Seriously! I am a Christian. I know shes just doing her job as a comedian. But I really do find stuff she say offensive.
AaronYLeung 3 years ago
Oh, shut the fuck up. Comedy ISN'T meant to be funny to everyone! Listen to Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Richard Jeni... They weren't meant for everyone and they're some of the best. If you don't like it, who the fuck cares? Stop listening!
3dEnthusiast 3 years ago 4
I love Margaret Cho. <3
StarlightMinjoo 3 years ago
she takes too many pauses to wait pple stop laughing.
its not realy funny after she waits like a minute untill she makes an other joke,its kinda annoying but its fine man :)
keep it up asian lady! :D XD
mjmlg 3 years ago 2
man, i hate the people that get mad cuz of the way she talks about christians shes a comedian for gays for fuck sakes(christens hate gays). obv she exadurates once and a while. fuck gays have been the punch line for comedians for ever and she flipping in around for once and puting it on you christians and you freak out. if you dont like her stop looking her up and commenting on her and let the people who like her just enjoy her
nanotarget 3 years ago 4
srb4887, you oviously dont have a clue what Jesus meant. you need to repent of your sins and ask Jesus to forgive you.without Jesus your lost and headed for hell.
ItsHellWithoutJESUS 3 years ago
1TH167 u r an ignorant prick, she is a comedian...of course not every ass hole who voted for Bush did it for that...there were tons of other stupid reasons why.... moron !
:)
hugerain 3 years ago 2
She NAILED it on the head!!!!!! Obviously struck a chord with a few.
schmoodles 3 years ago 2
lol shes cool
Minionofnature 3 years ago
This woman is really ignorant. I don't think that most people who voted for George Bush voted for him ONLY "so gay people couldn't get married." Although I'm not a George Bush fan, I know that was not a primary reason people voted for him. She is VERY ignorant and NOT funny, either.
1Th1617 3 years ago
Hahahah I love this Bitch! Everything she says relating to GAY is true. Her political convictious pertaining to Gay and Gay Rights are completely true. Most politicians gain votes by gettin the "ignorant vote" from non supporters of gays, and they all know that those ignorant ppl are widespread and ready to cast their ballot! Its sad but completely true!
ToySoldier1983 3 years ago 3
this bitch aint funny. christians are dumb... and?
shes the least funny comedian ive seen in ages. i actually want to hit her.
naysebtc 3 years ago
wow...she's not only offending half the world...she's also not funny!!!! imagine tht
EPSON148 3 years ago
I <3 Jesus! and only some christians are like that, others are nice and caring...but do hate it when people downs some else's religion or beliefs...i don't find it that funny...talk about funny stuff like hillary clinton!
mimsz54 3 years ago
Then why are you here?
Please stop the ignorance.
boomboomrama 3 years ago 3
Spongebob, is a sponge. LOL!!
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alevan23 3 years ago
The bible says that non-believers should be stoned to death, and yet christians will say that jesus was loving... err... like hello?
Also check out this passage in the bible about an old man getting stoned to death for collecting sticks on a Sunday. Question, is this loving or forgiving?
Checkmate to christians :)
mikeyo1234 3 years ago
Where does the bible say that non-believers should be stoned to death? As far as I can tell, stoning was only prescribed for certain sins, committed by Jews. Non-jews were never stoned, and after Christ was crucified and resurrected, that system of religion was obsolete. Where is the passage about the old man you speak of, and why would he be stoned on a Sunday, when the Sabbath was Saturday? Are you just repeating stuff you've heard, or have you actually investigated?
GuitarWhisperer 3 years ago
mikeyo123LOVING AND FORGIVING IS EXACTLY WHAT OUR FATHER IN HEAVEN IS. the consiquence was very extreme in that situation. but nontheless, a non-believer would not understand the whole concept of this story. he is god. u disobey him u will pay for it 1 way. the law simply said no working on the sabath day. how hard is it to understand this law? god simply wrote this law in the simplest form. it's not his fault that u broke the law. DISCIPLING WAS THE FACTOR HERE. U BROKE THE LAW, HE DELT WITH U
forgiven808 3 years ago
How can you say god is forgiving and loving if he insisted a man be stoned to death for collecting sticks. You must have some warped definition of "loving" and "forgiveness".
God sounds like a vindictive bully to me, according to that passage. You are blinded by your faith and can't even see how brutal this is. You are DESPERATE to defend even the ludicrous. Good luck bro lol :)
mikeyo1234 3 years ago 6
mikeyo123, i didnt mean to offend u in anyway. but what i said if u are a nonbeliever u wouldnt understand this story. its the concept of obediance. god made an example of this man by saying hes a god of love but also of wrath. u only read that part of the bible and judge my father by that! what about everything good that he did. he freed the hebrews. healed the blind, lame, dying etc. fed the multitude. how say of that. if u knew him u wouldnt say these things. no harm intended but god bless u
forgiven808 3 years ago
Yeah, I'm not very fond of Christians...Most are a bunch of hypocrites who act like saints on Sunday, but act like a bunch of morons throughout the rest of the week. Their ideas are also quite ridiculus and they always try to force their beliefs on others. Stop pestering people and get a life! People have the right to believe in what they want to believe so back off Christians!
TechnoLover3000 3 years ago 9
Woah too man tldr; comments here.
But I am assuming they are upset christians verses everyone else. Hold tight ya'll...
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE.
suprisesuprise. So don't bother arguing over scriptures and religions; just believe what you want to believe and laugh with the lovely Margaret Cho.
OiPanda 3 years ago 2
Spongebob, is a SPONGE. LOL!!
GuitarWhisperer 3 years ago 2
oh my god! i love this woman! love her! she is absolutely brilliant! clearly, one of the most intelligible people of our time!
uragenius 3 years ago 2
"Bible thumpin cousin humpin" LOL
groupie86 3 years ago
us Christians aren't wat she says God made men and women so they can marry each other love one another doesn't mean love other men or women, shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!
effreyjeff1 3 years ago
YOU ARE FUCKING IDIOTS. SERIOUSLY. HAVE U RELIGIOUS FREAKS REALISED THERES SOMETHING CALLED HUMOUR IN THIS WORLD. hey...shouldnt you be leaving soon? Shouldnt you be preparing for the rapture or something?
LeapStick 3 years ago 5
Jokes?
BrentonSucks 3 years ago
below is what the BIBLE was taken from as jesus was a jew... so my proof again that the bible is made up & FAKE... please read the quran or the fake bible and talmud/torah & decide for your selves & not what idiots say otherwise (speculation indeed)
THEY WONT GIVE PROOF!!
Jewish TALMUD Text:
"All gentile children are animals" -Yebamoth 98a.
"If a man commits sodomy w/ a boy less than 9 both are guilty of sodomy" Sanhedrin 54b, 55a, p.371.
Sanhedrin 55b. A Jew may violate a 3 year old girl.
X1REME 3 years ago
The sanhedrin and Jewish talmud are NOT scriptures, even the Jews know this. You won't give proof. You don't accept Christian scriptures as proof, yet present quran verses as proof. Quran was written AFTER scriptures, and forced on the world by the sword. All muslim countries enforce the religion by law, so everyone who lives in a muslim country counts as a muslim, but most don't believe, they just don't want to go to jail. My parents lived in Saudi Arabia ten years, and know this fact.
GuitarWhisperer 3 years ago
Sanhedrin 54b. A Jew may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.
57a . A Jew need not pay a gentile ("Cuthean") the wages owed him for work.
Sanhedrin 58b. If a heathen (gentile) hits a Jew, the gentile must be killed.
Soferim 15, #10 "The best of the gentiles should All be killed"
Kethuboth 11b. "When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing."
So meaning Its O.K. to Cheat Non-Jews (Sanhedrin?) EXPOSE THE JEWS
X1REME 3 years ago
The sanhedrin and talmud are not scriptures, even the Jews know this. I've not read them, so I don't know if those verses are really in there, or are as misquoted as your bible verses, but it doesn't matter. I don't believe the modern Jew is the true Israel anyway, I have biblical reasons to believe this, modern Judaism is different from ancient judaism, I don't hate the jews. Christianity is true, Islam is false, Neither can be proven in 500 words or less, if you really care, message me.
GuitarWhisperer 3 years ago
NUMBER 23:19
God is not a man, that he should lie, nor a son of man, that he should change his mind. Does he speak and then not act? Does he promise and not fulfill
God is not a man. What was jesus ? How many times did jesus call himself son of a man?
Have YOU had your rabbi tested for HERPES?!? Rabbis performing metzitzah b'peh on infant boys, whereby the rabbi bites then sucks the blood from the infant's penis, has given three infants herpes. ONE OF? THEM DIED!
X1REME 3 years ago
"God is not a man that He should lie" refers to the nature of man to lie. God does not have the sin nature of man. God had not come 2 earth at the time numbers was written, so it was true then. If I write in a letter to my friend, "I've never been 2 Israel", and then go 2 Israel later, and write 2 the same friend "I've gone 2 Israel", both statements are true, although someone could later compare them and call me a liar and just show the 2 statements, and I would appear 2 lie. Islamic deception.
GuitarWhisperer 3 years ago
Christianity is fake & kept under raps by these 70,000 crusaders
Jesus never once claimed to be God and never once claimed to be the last prophet. NOT ONCE.
Genesis 49-10 is the last prophet.
The scepter will not depart from Judah, nor the ruler's staff from between his feet, UNTIL he comes to whom it belongs [c]
This person can not be from Judah, can not be jewish. The scepter has to DEPART from Judah when this person comes. JESUS was from Judah and hence can not be the last prophet.
X1REME 3 years ago
GuitarWhisperer i am giving you verses out of your own bible that you have neither read or understand.. secondly you say muhammed raped a 9 year old and yet provide no prove of where you are getting this from. U fail AGAIN
Dude its like this: God who was his own son and his own father killed himself (his son) for his father (himself) cos he himself (the father) could not forgive the sins that he (the father, the son and the other guy) let the world be born into. Get it now
X1REME 3 years ago
You don't provide proof either. Muhammed married a nine year old girl, and consummated that marriage. In Islam, women are subhuman sex tools, everyone knows this. You don't understand the bible because your mind is limited by the quran. If I were Satan, and I wanted to keep people from the truth, I'd make it a sin to be able to aknowlege the true nature of God, one God in three persons. It makes no sense that a finite mind could fathom infinite God. Even quran says no one can fathom God.
GuitarWhisperer 3 years ago