Star Wars: X-Wing Pilots The Deleted Scene

[Champion1970]

Star wars jokes went out 20 years ago....why don't you get jobs writing "jokes" for Family Guy?

[collegeman1988]

Hey, if his dad can accidentally pilot a ship and blow up a trade federation ship as a kid, why can't Luke be an experienced X-Wing pilot who blows up the Death Star???

[SomeoneCommenting]

Thumbs up if you love reading how nerds argue about TOTALLY FICTIONAL stuff...

[brickulater]

This video proves fanboi faggots can't be funny.

[kxmode]

Shut up and lock you S-Foils in attack positions!

[umofou]

He sucks.........asses

[TheDJmax335]

Just LOL

[hanseykemmerer]

Cover me porkins

[brandonlamchops]

Also the Rebels needs all the help they can get. Also Luke is a descendant of Anakin Skywalker, one of the best pilots in the Galaxy so it's in his blood.

[Kr8mer]

@brandonlamchops My dad could drive pretty good but I still needed lessons. I didn't just jump in a car, stick it in gear with perfect clutch control and start doing donuts.

[brandonlamchops]

@Kr8mer My dad drives very well and my driver instructor told me that if he didn't know I had my permit you would've thought I've been driving my whole life and this was my first lesson. also luke skywalker is a force user who is the son of a force user so whos not to say all his genes transfered.

[TheJediCharles]

If one of the very leaders of the entire rebellion are behind Luke's piloting the mission, anything anyone else thinks doesn't matter.

If you guys wanted to make a REALLY funny movie, however, you "should" have made one with the pilot who was "supposed" to fly Red-5 (that got bumped to give it to Luke) walking around base remarking in funny ways, perhaps standing at the same tactical table with Leia and Threepio. Now, there's comedy potential, without all the mess.

[Vegabond13]

It was a fun movie, but seriously, Star Wars fanbois are... funny.

[DarkSpyro707]

why are people so mad about this video? i think the fanboys watching this forgot this is a parody. so what if they dont know everything about star wars.

[wilmasmithrn2004]

Luke use the force!!!!!!!!

[warbuffII]

wow really what the hell?

[rknepel]

cut the chatter, red 2

[cryora]

In space you don't even need to keep your thrusters constantly one. If you do, you will go faster and faster until you run out of fuel.

[tilldain5]

And lets not look at the fact that these small fighters have to fly down a trench in space..IN SPACE. An direct attack would be possible, its SPACE! And the shaft isn't straight, watch the torpedoes go in...UP and Over. And then its just a straight shot to the core to blow it up...ok i'll shut up. (Long Live The Empire!)

[taxyploo]

@tilldain5 Even in todays time there are missiles (fired tenths of miles away) that follow the terain, they even have a sattelite image of the target stored in their memory so when they see it they recognize it.........even then they don't go straight for the target ..they make some turns to avoid enemy air defence shuting it down ......how difficult would it be for a space age technology to make a rocket take just ONE turn??

[luckystrike1]

edited, clearly not real!

[huhhhhhhhhhhhh09]

Dude I love Star Wars but this was kinda funny.

[bierbuik]

Tip: shave... Those beards and moustaches just don't work.

[CorrinMovies]

you guys suck

[Cee64E]

Not to add to the nerdgasm going on here, but the story as seen in the original movie has Luke as a "bush" pilot in his T-16 (seen parked in the garage in the film) The T-16 and the T-65 "X-Wing" are both made by Incom, share similar flight decks and have similar handling, though the T-16 Skyhopper is obviously slower and not spaceworthy

[shawnlux02]

@Cee64E why do you know that...

[critic500]

fucking gay

[bigtruckseriesreview]

IT SUCKED.  Thumbs down.

[daart1234]

Dude, he got the Force.

[landraiderares]

In the words of Red Leader, "Cut the chatter!"

[arktheball]

I just wanted to hear them call look "NOOOOB"

[Koolkitties]

snark snark snark

[Risenwind]

epic gayness :/

[luchdim13]

XD XD

[HellsGate9999]

Wow anyone who says this is a bad vid needs to go and do better. Fucking seriously. if you can't do better then you have no right to bitch.

[jamalaron]

ok i have to say by lokking at it for olnly like 8 seconds i relized it was fake

[danmoore5000]

Boy, how bad does a video have to be to get more dislikes than likes?

[GangsterFish78]

@danmoore5000 Look up "Can't Be Tamed" by Miley Cyrus on youtube and click the MileyCyrusVevo video. It has like 49 thousand dislikes i think.

[TyssanSavo]

Yeah, well dispite what everybody else says, this is still a really creative video and reminds me so much of something me and one of my friends would make. Even the pilots remind me of us. (Me of course being the one who says "He sucks.... asses.")

[ChrisTheBest1992]

what a stupid,talent-less and fake video....

[TyssanSavo]

What's with all the hate in these comments? I thought it was good. Let's see you try to cut out the faces of those two pilots and replace them with your own. Seriously...

[KevinLuhrs]

@TyssanSavo i agree

[cocacolacompany1]

i bet these guys work in real life in an miserable office and nobody there likes them

[David23VGM]

Wow you guys Are all mean

[LtStarkiller]

Horrible.

[Lovaelihn]

Not funny enough.

[jamends1220]

Newfags arn't force sensetive.

[Robant100]

not funny, looks so fake, their faces are not adjacent to their heads, and their faces are moving around too, its not funny, its creepy. and gay

[LegoBrickFilmes]

@Robant100 its supposed to look like that

[DieFatorLiveThin]

ghey and stupid. These guys sound like those drunk morons that talk all through the movie making retarded observations and pissing everybody off.

[moraesfbpa]

FOCKYOU MOTHER FOCKERS !!!

[ivanniroda]

do your homework guys

[billhaley1868]

"...ASS..!" roflmao epic

[epicdude24]

wooooooooow

that alll ill say is wow

[DarPower1]

yeah this was funny to me when i found put about this when i was 10 but now that im 14 and im hearing this. Im not cracking up.

[kronicred]

I think Luke flies an XWing

[GIKKIO3D]

ahahah very funny!

[BourbonPilot]

I think you need to be a pilot in real life to fully appreciate this bit.

As a pilot, I have this exact same issue with the movie. Assuming that starship/repulsor craft are at least similarly complicated to modern aircraft, then you must understand that it does take time to become proficient whenever upgrading to a new ship (both in systems training and stick/rudder feel).

Not even mentioning the differences between atmospheric versus space flight and learning combat tactics/formation flying.

[RudojiLape]

@BourbonPilot They are as complex as our aircraft, yeah. But that's why R2 is with Luke, along with all the other pilots having astromech droids. The droids do all the diagnostics and adjust/repair all the systems being stressed by combat while the pilot is left free the fly and perform combat maneuvers.

And Luke's been flying a speeder that can go in excess of 1200 kph since he was a kid. It's normal in that universe to be a speeder jockey, and the T-16 IS used as a training vessel XD

[RainbowzandRazorz]

@BourbonPilot it's just a movie =']

it would of been a whole lot of a shittier ending to the star wars series if the last 20 minutes or so you were just watching luke chill out or something XD

[oObrodieOo]

@BourbonPilot cool story bro

[Timelord6661]

@BourbonPilot

It's implied that Luke's abilities as a pilot are inherited from his father, plus a reputation of being a good pilot is referred to earlier on in the film, he might have worked with something similar to an X-wing back on his planet, you even see his friend Bigg's who earlier in the film (in a deleted scene) was only just about to set off to join the rebels he refers to him as a good pilot. Plus you really shouldn't be taking the film that seriously anyway.

[TerrorBlack]

@BourbonPilot Yes. However, the clip can be both technically correct and awful.

[Toxikwyrdash]

@BourbonPilot oh ya totally *whispers (i have no idea what the hell this guys talking about

[dudefreezone]

@BourbonPilot one thing you forgot....its a movie...

[rbrbran277]

@BourbonPilot Dude he used to bullseye womp rats. WOMP RATS!!! You don't even know WTF a womp rat is so shut your drunk by 10 A.M. pilot piehole until you do.

[Renagade2332]

@BourbonPilot Watch Episode 1 fighter scenes. It will make you rage even more to see a 9 year old do what trained pilots couldn't.

[FaceMaster420]

@BourbonPilot What you're forgetting is that Luke Piloted T-16's back home. Not to mention astromech droids are assisting in the flight. Also Luke just hit his Jedi puberty. O yea and the biggest thing is that this is a movie and if Luke didn't kill the death star then that pretty much ends the trilogy right there.

[cmsahe]

@FaceMaster420 I would never invite @BourbonPilot to the movies.

[BaronGrackle]

@FaceMaster420 This is the first time I've heard the phrase "Jedi puberty". Bravo, good sir. Bravo.

[blacksheepwall79]

@BourbonPilot You're assuming a universe like ours. This is a universe in which vessels capable of atmospheric flight are as common as Automobiles... Space Faring vessels are only a bit less common. So it's more like the upgrade from driving a Honda Civic every day to driving a Bugatti.

[MartianStories]

@BourbonPilot Yeah. Don't forget, he used to bullseye wamprats in his t16 back home in Beggar's Canyon. He was the best Bush pilot in the Outer Rim.

Now, I'm sure the spaceships you're so proficient at flying are pretty complicated and take a lot of training time to get the "stick/rudder feel" and all...

but YOU'VE never flown with R2 riding shotgun. Luke cleaned all the gunk out of R2's circuits with the edge of a credit card. Your rentapilot friends just do it for pay. Makes a big difference.

[ComradeAlpharius]

@BourbonPilot

Luke skywalker has magic force plot armor.

Magic > Reality.

[USN1985]

@BourbonPilot

Yeah.....but he's got the Force. Force>Flying Instructions.

[LeksMishka]

@BourbonPilot As a Russian Military Pilot, I must agree.

[cmsahe]

@BourbonPilot he is strong in The Force and you are not! accept it! :D

[jros83]

@BourbonPilot shut up you idiot, you're a nothing.

[deadlycheezcake]

@BourbonPilot fuck that shit he uses the force mutha fucka

[MOVEZIG]

Funny this is not.....

[anonymischief]

because i watched the whole thing i feel like ill never see a girls vagina again

[Brakshw99]

Damn it! Don't use the head of an actual semi important pilot (Biggs) use at least some one like Jek Porkins.

[frankconjr]

Luke has something called "the Force". thats why he turned off his computer plus he used to bullseye womprats in his T-16. National "LAME"poon.

[DeckyStrikesBack]

National Lampoon if you read this-you went to SHIT after Christmas Vacation

[whitesoxfan5]

Lol they make some good points 

[MasterDraco1]

Right before the fight Luke flew in a sim against the entire Imperial Armada and only die three times.

[HunterR909]

@MasterDraco1 , In the ORIGINAL STARWARS Movie we don't know why, unless you read the novel, Red Leader Recognized Luke Skywalker's Name, and said to the effect, " It's good to know that the son(s) of Jedi Knights are with us, or something like that, And given that they escaped from the Death Star with princess Leia, On top of that, I'll never forget, (during the fighter pilot sitrep:

Wedge: A target only two meters wide, " That's Impossible ", Luke: " It's not impossible, I used to ...

[HunterR909]

@MasterDraco1 Cont.. " I used to shoot whomprats in my T-16 back home, They're no bigger than two meters ".

[k509e]

Oh dear, I thought I was sad. Good drills.

[ensampojken]

When I watched this I was just as bored as those two guys looked.

[bierbuik]

Terrible actors! Not funny at all! This sucks!!

[Fetcha200]

@bierbuik It's just you watch too much family guy and you expect a retarded donkey to jump on the screen and go "eh ah eh ah" and start laughing about it.. sorry man

[bierbuik]

@Fetcha200 ? I don't like family guy at all

[Quillons1]

Awesome! For 30 years I've been thinking the SAME THING.

[VV55VV]

I must say I can feel with these two pilots... :)

[RadicalBros]

where the hell is porkins

[ObiWANkaNOOBi]

bah hah ha ha. thats funny!!!

[CalicoatMaker]

...and this is why nobody reads National Lampoon any more.

[jacobbirdy128]

@CalicoatMaker cause its shit

[EuropeanNuke]

it sux. if u think u could ve overwhelm us from laughing u were wrong .

fat fk.

[Rodimus1138]

Not funny.

[itsaguinness]

not good

[ColdcaseJediLeia]

Great scene but not a deleted one.

[OrionEffects]

I remember when NL was funny...

[jimmyhooha]

this is very very gay. And lame. And stupid.

[psycapath]

SHUT THE FUCK UP PORKINS!!!!

[prototypification]

fakers nott funny

[Agent1W]

This is just like Blue Harvest from Family Guy...Seth shoulda thought of this joke!!!

[SigandGibbs]

@Agent1W But then there would actually be something in Family Guy that was funny...

[Agent1W]

@SigandGibbs this would have been the perfect concept of a joke when the whole fighter fleet was flying towards the Death Star. Family Guy does that all the time(where they take two random dudes that discuss something with each other) but they FRICKIN' missed it here!!!

[theeyeofsauron1]

i can run a dairy queen on naboo

[THUNDERBOLT013]

lol funny

[weavehole]

Worst. Lampoon. Evverr.

[evilkalel28]

GAY

[hurameshix]

this is the gay-wings?

[covingtonium]

wow. not funny. gay.

[Holyshadoww]

@covingtonium YOU ARE GAY HAHAHA

[jazzwing]

Awaits starting sentences with 'So...' and calling each other 'dude' and upspeak.

[turbovoice]

where's Dr. Smith?

[wiftycent1]

u can tell they edited their own faces in the nerds

[ManilaCoolCat]

Just to be fair, I watched this in all its entirety ; and I agree ilanfun1996.

[deadlock3110]

... slaps RudoljiLape araound with a large trout, because he is being all nerdy :D

[RudojiLape]

I prefer herring >3

[SenorMatthew]

lol he was like "you know what i`m out" *BOOOOOM*

[RudojiLape]

Luke flew an Incom T-16, which shares the same control layout as the T-65 X-wing, and T-47 [Snow]speeder. Only training he'd probably need is a quick runover of the weapons.

Now you have to kick my ass for being a nerdy ass. IT'S THE LAW! :3

[RudojiLape]

*But I agree with the targeting computer part. I'd be speechless X3

[chchririss]

@RudojiLape nerrrrrrrrrrrrrd looool!

[RudojiLape]

*Darth Vader* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­Oooooooooooooo!

[raddaradda01]

someone did his starwars research O.o

[63NY1]

@RudojiLape where did u learn that?

[neoduke007]

@RudojiLape wow how do you know this stuff :P

[TheUnrealStudios]

@RudojiLape i don't see it that way. your pointing out a flaw/ common misconception and your right. why should knowledge on any subject be frowned upon? it's better alternative to being ignorant. :)

[RudojiLape]

@TheUnrealStudios I suppose. But the solution I pointed out is basically a retcon; invented to make the story make sense. But yeah, it does exist as a Star Wars fact regardless XD

[oubrioko]

@RudojiLape

Good Answer!

When Dodanna orders Red Leader to, 'keep half of your group out of range for the next run,' Red Leader replies, "Copy Base One. Luke, take Reds 2 & 3: Hold up here and wait for my signal to start your run."

Why did Red Leader choose Luke to lead Red 2 [Wedge] & Red 3 [Biggs] ?? Wasn't Luke the new guy? Why was he chosen to lead and take the difficult torpedo shot at the exhaust port, while more veteran X-wing pilots covered for him? Is this explained somewhere?

[RudojiLape]

@oubrioko Seems before the battle, Biggs put in a good word with Red Leader, name: Garven Dreis, and Dreis gave Luke a little sim test before the battle, concerning evading anti-starfigher fire and weapon usage (sims in the Star Wars universe are pretty comprehensive, as told in the novels and shown in the games).

It could also be that things weren't going so well during the battle, and Red Leader got desperate XD

[HunterR909]

@oubrioko Some of you are so ignorant it's amazing, First He's one of the people who rescued princess Leia from the Deathstar, No easy feat, He has bush pilot experience, which the T-16 SkyHopper' controls are not that different from the Incom T65, He also has the reconmendation from Princess Leia, and Fighter Pilot Biggs, And in the Book, The Squadron Commander recognizes the " Skywalker " name, and that his father used to be a Jedi Knight. NUFF SAID!!!

[oubrioko]

@HunterR909

Gold Leader led the first run. Red Leader led the second run. OMG, you’re right! It’s SO OBVIOUS that the most junior pilot on the mission would be next in line. Of course! That makes PERFECT sense! Rescuing Princess Leia makes you an excellent shot in an Incom T-65!

Questioning Luke’s battlefield promotion: IGNORANT

Using 75 words and 9 commas in a single sentence: PRICELESS

[junglemanlawyer1]

@RudojiLape . You have outgeeked everybody in the known universe!

[scottron12]

@RudojiLape youre right, i want to kick your ass, and mine too cuss i also knew that. damn

[GH2mainiac]

@RudojiLape lol no way i kno all that stuff to

[BaronesaReturns]

@RudojiLape the only problem with the law and kickign you is...

all the other people watching this are also nerds... xD

[Bromopar]

@RudojiLape You beat me to it I was just about to say the same thing!

[cadge31]

@RudojiLape you are the ultimate geek.

[RudojiLape]

@cadge31 Nope. That Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons is.

[cadge31]

@RudojiLape touche

[Charliescene93]

@RudojiLape i love you

[RudojiLape]

@Charliescene93 I think I'm going to have to change my street address now OwO

[Charliescene93]

@RudojiLape u beter believe it i said "i love you" like patrick from spongebob when they were selling chocolates

[RudojiLape]

@Charliescene93 I think I'm going to take the next transport out to Alzoc III and stay in a bit of exile until you give up your search. I fear you want to take my chocolate <3

[Charliescene93]

@RudojiLape now thats cute

[samprastherabbit]

@RudojiLape Good man!

[sparkpluggers2]

@RudojiLape wow.... ur a fag...

[Charliescene93]

@sparkpluggers2  u like semen

[civi41588]

@RudojiLape

you are wrong... he used a wii-mote

[RudojiLape]

@civi41588 I think a Dualshock 3 would be more of his game.

Well, maybe not, since he was still in Whiny Bitch Luke stage. Let's just go with your answer XD

[RevelationUltimatum]

@RudojiLape Either your wikipedia skills are incredible or you truley are a better fan than me.

[RudojiLape]

@RevelationUltimatum It's more to do with my obsession with Star Wars vehicles and vessels. I'm only a bit above average with the overall storyline, cast & crew, and other parts of the fandom XD

[kjemik]

@RudojiLape It's not the law! IT'S A TRAP!

[RudojiLape]

@kjemik MATSUDA YOU IDIOT!

... Oops. That's Death Note. What I meant to say was YES YES I SAID CLOSER! :3

[kjemik]

@RudojiLape Yeah... Matsuda was pretty useless... Hehehe.. ^^

[tangocolt02]

@RudojiLape *kicks your ass repeatedly*

[RudojiLape]

@tangocolt02 Yes! Yes! JUSTICE!

[tangocolt02]

@RudojiLape DAMN NERD *wedgies* (And no that wasn't Wedge Antilles....oh fuck now who's the nerd?)

[RudojiLape]

@tangocolt02 I've got a bad feeling about my underwear XD

[tangocolt02]

@RudojiLape I bet you say that to all the girls.

[RudojiLape]

@tangocolt02 Well actually, my voice-modifying Jango Fett helmet usually turns them off before I can even say "hello" OwO

[tangocolt02]

@RudojiLape Hey the girls go wild for my Darth Vader helmet "Bend over and let me see your dark side"

[laservader1]

@RudojiLape the T-16 is a lot less powerful aircraft and the t-65 is a war machine with a lot more powerful engines and weaponrey also the t-16 was not rated for spac flight however the t-65 is

[RudojiLape]

@laservader1 You have to start somewhere XP

[BrotherhoodOfTheDead]

@RudojiLape do u want to be my best friend

[RudojiLape]

@BrotherhoodOfTheDead That depends. Do I get awesome Sith armor and can I choke all your other friends for disobedience? OwO

[ArmadaWixxi]

omg lol

[theredsoxfan18]

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[ilanfun1996]

dude this isnt funny

[HunterR909]

National Lampoon should hang their heads in shame, that WASN'T EVEN FUNNY!!!

[predcon1]

@HunterR909

They kinda stopped being funny after European Vacation, and even that showed their decline.

[dedam85]

@HunterR909 , you should hang your head in shame for thinking this wasnt funny, only the ending sucked i must admit

[tangocolt02]

@HunterR909 yes it was.

[claynoid]

typical national lampoon. you sucked after christmas vacation. hacks.

[Mesina2]

lol