Captain Morgan's "Glass"

[quandrax]

I rarely consume alcohol, so I am unfamiliar with the Captain Morgan persona as portrayed on television... I totally mistook this advertisement for one of those Values.com commercials.

[RogueCrockett]

I bet the maid was like : wtf i have to clean up all that ya know XD

[FaintlyPsychotic]

best ads-EVER

[ProduceMan117]

To those of you saying that the maid has to clean up the mess: She doesn't. And there isn't really a mess. And she's not really a maid. She's an actress. Because, you know, it's a commercial. On a set. And Captain Morgan doesn't exist. Because it's a commercial.

[scarletstarr]

way hot

[556suppressor]

The dude with the wig to the right of the Queen just cracks me up. Best commercial ever !

[thedoomdog]

The message here is "Get fucked up on the Capin and break shit!"

[alkleiza1995]

song name? it's fucking awesome

[thebeholder19]

@alkleiza1995 Ball and Biscuit by White Stripes

[alkleiza1995]

@thebeholder19 thanks mate :)

[thebeholder19]

@alkleiza1995 no prob man, I also recommend Hello Operator by them

[bonita11157]

captain morgan = hot

[PashminaAfgan]

i love this commercial

[Reaver84]

this will never get old!

[gjpm101]

Cracks a smile! 

[Filomen7]

00:26 Totally looks like 70 years old slash :D

[kokodonya]

Capt name is Josua Burrow 

[imjowsef]

Not a single fuck was given that day

[releasethetiger]

@imjowsef That is my new favorite comment :)

[malofa99]

WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO SIGN IN TO WATCH THIS BADASSERY?

WHO THE FUCK FLAGGED THIS.

[shevdiam5]

wait what about the animals in the center of all this?

[yogurtpimp]

@shevdiam5 I think they got smart and hid under the table.

[JerryTheSpartan]

Captain Morgan's such a dick

[heyyou509]

Damn it is badass

[REALHIPHOP562]

Good looken out mrsoccer! That song rips ! 420.

[invalidblock]

awesome song right

[MrGroupHug]

Maid's like " great, i'm gonna have to clean this shit up "

[MrSoccer37]

What song what song what song?

[ZionMunkee]

@MrSoccer37 Ball and Biscuit by The White Stripes

[ImAimingRightAtY0U]

I love this one

[BASSPLAYAAA]

Damn, i'd hate to clean that shit up...

[Rygith]

This commercial makes sense if you don't think about it.

Just shut up and drink some rum.

[bradsdadg]

Someone has to clean all that glass up

[mynameisnyhm]

They should make this into a movie. Captain Morgan is like Jack Sparrow mixed with The Most Ineresting Man In The World. I'd watch it.

[leavemialone27]

@mynameisnyhm OMG he totally fkin IS~ aww so hot!

[aulus92]

And then everybody had sex!

[imanidiot4lyfe]

couldnt have found a better commercial to put this song to ;D

[birdatplay]

the servant girl thought she in big trouble lol.

[Kieranoasis1]

@juggz10. Ball and Biscuit by the White Stripes.

[juggz10]

sorry nvm lol

[juggz10]

what is that song called??

[SouljiaboyBLOWS]

Doing this at thanksgiving does not work like in the commercial. It just involves a lot of yelling and a broom.

[YeeJigga]

Watch the Live version of this song, it's incredible.

[TheJerryw08]

This is one bad ass commercial. What is the name of that song?

[69JuggaloMan69]

@TheJerryw08 the song is Ball and Biscuit by The White Stripes

[PokrPro21]

@69JuggaloMan69 : thanks! love this song!

[CasualEmu]

The most fuckin badass commercials ever



[69JuggaloMan69]

What's the song in this?

[Sunshineatdusk]

"Life, love, loot, and pussy."

Forgive me if you don't spread'em.

[MrGroupHug]

who the hell's gonna clean that up

[crazylatingirl94]

I'm from Santo Domingo. I feel cool.

[kitkatpattywhack]

They should make a movie about Captain Morgan.... But they have to use the same man they use for these comercials. :-D

[xwhitex17]

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[24SparrowJack]

@xwhitex17 fuck off it has nothing to do with the captain

[HilariousSpoofs101]

NICE!! New Captain Morgan commercial! So excited! youtube.com/watch?v=-onY45ZBn3­s

[nsahler]

Too bad she had to clean that all up afterwards.

[HackerNewsNetwork]

Is that Ron Paul sitting to that lady's right?

[and4money4]

i dont get it

[1984LizardKing]

@and4money4 whats there to get? its just people going throwing shit about for the sake of going nuts for a second lol

[321TAKEUM]

@and4money4 me neither

[peary12]

OPA!

[MrJaysun]

AWESOME "Fuck It" reasoning.

[BretBaber]

Jack White makes everything better.

[cornflaks705]

they need to make more videos!

[cfree300]

it looks like it could be a good movie to watch if it were a movie

[StupidContagious007]

Is it just me is Capt. Morgan way hot?

[WakeTheBeast666]

the exact same shit happens at my house...and now i know why

[AdamR702]

makes no sense

[evildead818]

worst commercial ever!

[ecastaneira]

Captain Morgan can break me anytime he wants!!

[OGsteezy]

CHAMFERT

[fatkids4sale]

Stop asking the song!! It's ball and a biscuit by white stripes

[HEMAN4693]

the captain is a complete fucking boss

[MYC041555]

Capt. Morgan & company look like a kewl bunch to hang with. I was just wondering what happens to all of the plates... :)

[LaLongeCarbine]

Looks like Sean Bean. Or does Sean Bean look like him? Damn.

[jonbrady1969]

the guy who throws his glass first is a British actor called Jack Brady

[ajsapi]

@Dakellymonster The White Stripes "Ball and Biscuit "

[Dakellymonster]

Song PLEAE!

[caddyls]

Love how the dominican dude is right next to the Cap. lol Santo dominigo why didnt they just say D.R lol

[beats299]

he's totally bangin' that servant girl after

[thatguru877]

Dumbasses this was obviously before newton was around they probably didnt realize plates fucking hurt before throwing them.

[fishplateowner]

Great casting - very interesting faces.

[TechRyan88]

Yeah, but what's going to happen to those dogs in the center at :55 ?

[jmajeed3880]

anybody know the actresses name who plays the servant girl?

[bindi06]

Don't know why, but this song fits perfectly with this commercial even though the setting is about 500 years ago. The actor who plays Captain Morgan is just too cute for words!

[269cypher]

Arnold: "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

Captain Jack Sparrow: "My daddy is Captain Morgan, and hes a bad ass."

[xPulse582]

Just saw this on tv, gota say hes a badass captain morgan.. And the stripes are rad!

[LD0101]

FUCKING AMAZING!!!!

[ibarra62]

Whats the name of the song?

[HacksawMikey]

@ibarra62

Ball and Biscuit / The White Stripes

[FunTrainRide]

White Stripes mang

[Gabrielmarin88]

best looking mofo to the captain!!!!! rum rum rum

[billthegrunt]

oh yeah very funny. i wonder who cleaned up that mess? Bet it wasn't capt morgan.

[therivkaful]

that captain morgan is a hottie!

[aquemeni541]

Song, song, SONG!!! WHAT IS THIS SONG?!?!?!?! :D

[Madisonrvr]

@aquemeni541 Ball and Biscuit by the White Stripes

[deathbyjypsy]

Captain Morgan vs Dos Equis guy

[buggabutts]

That looks like paul rudd

[skift]

Výborná reklama! Kapitán Prostě ví, jak se chovat k ženám..v každé situaci!

[FreddyHutwelker]

Not trying to be racist or anything, but there would not be a black person at that table in this time era. I could be wrong.

[camiib123]

@FreddyHutwelker If they were real pirates there may have been some blacks. Pirates didn't give a hoot about color. The only color they were concerned with was GOLD! LOL!

[010abrown]

That Captain Morgan is so fucking sexy!! I dont drink that stuff but because of him I will, LMAO!!

[mspearljamfan]

This Captain gives me a whole new reason to love rum!!

[lattask8er]

That's how we always have dinner at my house.

[jesse1018]

At 0:07 is that Ron Paul in a wig?

[bryanlair12]

@waymore6843 it's 'Ball and Biscuit' by The White Stripes. Off the album Elephant.

[hazenum76]

@bryanlair12 my all time favorite white stripes song ever.

[waymore6843]

is that the stones if it is whats the name of the song i love it

[75VWhippy]

Captain Morgan = My favorite booze

The White Stripes = My favorite band

This commercial = My new favorite commercial!!!!!!!!!

[BowToWard86]

Its all fun and games 'till someone gets a piece of plate stuck in their neck.

[kidC87]

did anyone else notice how perfect the captains throw was?

[timbo92580]

I want to live in a world where this and the Heinaken "Golden Age" commercial are real places, and all you do is drink and party and have bad ass shit happen to you

[tamerlanetheterrible]

@timbo92580

Wait. What?

That isn't SOP? I mean, ya work an' all, but rooftop pool parties aren't commonplace for you? Wow. Where did you make the bad choice?

[TheOrangeRoad]

Uhhh.

I'm pretty sure that solo is copyrighted Mr. White.

[jccl561]

Those dogs are fucked when the plates hit the ground

[regenald510]

That is so Gary Oldman!

[db0823]

The Gentleman in the vid. The song..U do the math..1+1= Euphoria.......

[JKillaz24]

lmao that servant girl is hot tho

[tornadoa1i]

Is that guy Gary Oldman or a look alike?

[interneti]

Dumbest ads ever. It doesn't make any sense. The servant girl actually drops the glass. She's embarrassed. So what does Captain Morgan do? He drops his glass and gets everyone to throw their silverware and glasses down on the ground??!!! Who's going to clean that up? That's right, the servants. This ad is about as dumb as the Keith Stone ones.

[GoBucks2828]

@interneti there are ads far dumber than this one. every commercial by every insurance company is terrible, with the exception of Geico. Miller Light sassy bartender commercials, these are just the ones off the top of my head.

[24SparrowJack]

@interneti go brush up on your history about captain morgan before you come back again then you will know what it is about

[NetgearFTW]

Why is this restricted lol?

[GoBucks2828]

@NetgearFTW it's rated PG-11 for adult glass breaking.

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[rainatigerfish]

I think the guy they got to play Morgan is so hot.

[MrMcflabby]

Ball and biscuit- the white stripes

GREAT SONG!!!!!

[8cruz88]

thats fucked up, now the servant girl is gonna have to pick all that shit up

[fearthbloodlust]

@8cruz88 better that than her head O,o lolz.

did you see the way the duchess looked at her? he totally saved her life that night.

[idontcare4nothing]

@8cruz88 well, thats her punishment! duh

[Bluesummers1296]

@8cruz88 that's what niggers are for..

[remspercy]

@Bluesummers1296 say that somewhere else see what will happen pussy

[Bluesummers1296]

@remspercy don't worry buddy I got a special place for you on the tree out back. nigger...

[remspercy]

@Bluesummers1296 hide behind your YouTube username. its ok buddy

[Bluesummers1296]

@remspercy you want my address loser? maybe i'm just not stupid enough to put my picture up there like you do, but it's ok I know where to send the men in white now...stupid fucking nigger.

[remspercy]

@Bluesummers1296 ahh.. ahh... alright

[remspercy]

@Bluesummers1296 i dont waste my time with comment arguments like you do. even if you do win your probably still pretty ugly and partially retarded. and your probably a pussy too.

[Bluesummers1296]

@remspercy whatever helps you sleep at night jungle bunny. lmao

[Bluesummers1296]

@remspercy sorry I meant to coon..

[Ben0itZ]

i love how the black dude is so casual about it

[LovePeaceAndChronic]

Is it just me or does this commercial make absolutely no sense?

[MyanRagahis]

0:18 where'd the maid go?!

[suudsuz]

song????

[jmcieslak0]

I got really excited when I heard this song come on TV

[db0823]

@jmcieslak0 what is this song, I cannot get enough of that little riff....

[jmcieslak0]

@db0823 "Ball and Biscuit" by The White Stripes.

watch?v=sTXuPydruvk

Awesome song.

[jtoatoktoe]

@db0823 Its "Ball and Biscuit" by The White Stripes.....pretty epic song.

[Mprator]

Now instead of only having to clean up one broken glass the poor girl has a big mess on her hands, thanks Captain.

[Erynomi]

God that man is sexy

[Laneybird0]

THE WHITE STRIPES. Booyah.

[db0823]

@Laneybird0 No sh*t, Jack White I'd like to get lost on a ship in the middle of nowhere w/ him.........

[MIDWESTVILLANS]

how destructive, hey just found his ship not too long ago, im assuming there was broken shit everywhere

[BTMandy1]

Captain Morgan knows how to get the party started haha

[manshark13]

This guy vs the most interesting man in the world.....lol

[NotoriusHIV]

fucking spam

[mpitluk]

After the commercial, they made the servant-girl clean up all broken plates and glass.

[mpitluk]

Captain Morgan WAY over Dos Equis! CM doesn't even say anything and you see how badass he is. DE needs a long introduction...blah blah blah.

[dilliedawg]

Do you guys get payed for spamming?

[crimson2042]

the hottest pirate so far i think

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[anandy0]

y is there so much spam???

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[kmerlyg]

i don't drink

[KassySoCaL]

He looks like Jesus o.O

[SrXalot]

@KassySoCaL  he IS jesus

[KassySoCaL]

@SrXalot lmao!! xD

[emmelineecllw]

@MPSecare? I gotta give? the edge to the Captain, for one reason: notice at 0:46, he has ice in his? glass--almost 200 years before refrigeration was invented. He's the MAN!!!!

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[felizatunor]

@MPSecare? I gotta give? the edge to the Captain, for one reason: notice at 0:46, he has ice in his glass--almost 200 years before refrigeration was invented. He's the MAN!!!!

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