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  • I really think LuAnn can sing - she sings a little on the show without autotune and she is on pitch. They ruined the song by autotuning it.

    The lyrics are another story, just plain awful.

  • money defintatly couldn't buy her class

  • I am one to talk about smoking but God she sounds like a man who has chain smoked for the last 40 years....LOL

  • oh dear.......

  • Smartest, deepest lyrics ever... -.-'

  • this song sucks worse than her man face.

    

  • :I

  • LuAnn got ripped off!!

    

  • Money cant buy you a voice!!

  • :[

  • I agree with ISmellAnIdea , This shidd is horrible

  • anyone is capable of talking into the microphone. money cant buy you clas...and it cant buy you a talent either, obviously.

  • absolutely lovely!

  • HHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA­

  • It sure can't

  • Downright jammable for all the wrong reasons-giess thats part of its appeal "Elegance is leaaaaaaaaaaaaarned my frenz" :)

  • Money can't buy you a voice, either.

  • OMG lots of editing needs to be done...oh wait! It already has been! Gosh shame on whoever allowed this to be made!

  • Can I say...money buys you a recording studio...that none of us can afford...I would love to challenge her....poor bitch like me against the rich bitch...she is as flat as my chest!!! I would take it on like its my next paycheck..  And the guy who allowed her do this shame on him....and guess what your words are so shallow damn...please I might fail because I don't have the money but I'm 42 yrs old with a voice...she's what ever age with lots of money bring it...would love the challenge!!!

  • hahahhahhahahahahahahahahaahah­ahahahahhaahahahahahahaha

  • This is a good song and she does it well. No, she's not Beyonce but so what?

    The important thing is SHE'S HAVING FUN AND SHARING IT. And hey, the message is pretty cool too. You go girlfriend!

  • She sounds like a drag queen

  • Wtf this sucks...lol

  • why dose she sound like a man? is that normal

  • Countess may not be the best singer in the world, but i agree with what shes saying. :)

  • "Muh Frans"

  • i wont admit it in public, but i bought this song on itunes.

    it becomes more hilariously fabulous the more you listen to it!

  • everyone can go fuck themselves. i love this song very much. i think its a testament about elegance and flair, and classy ladies like luann. i really dont appreciate people saying shes sounds like a man. i think her voice is quite sexy.

    everyone is just jealous of her

  • Really fun to dance to and from one sexy woman to another... she has a good message in this song. Not all vocalists sound like Sara Brightman or MarinaV so get a grip.

  • fun

  • let not forget that kim zolciak's song was autotune... the only reason why that song did so well was because of Ms. Kandi Burruss

  • this sucks, i threw up in my mouth when i heard it.

  • i had to put the vuvuzela noise on because it makes the song sound much better!

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  • Thats not singing it talking to music.

  • sounds like a drag queen. I want RuPaul to cover this

  • yes, because autotune is all about elegance and flair..t-pain should be the next queen of england...just saying O__o

  • Money can't buy you class, but money can buy you her book about class. Did I mention class? Oh, and elegance..My friends.

  • she performed at splash last night, 

  • She sounds like a drag queen.......not that's it a bad thing :-/ But this is cheesy

  • shes like talking with a beat. she's not even singing

  • Just imagine her singing live!!!!!!!!!

    That would be a FREE concert lmao

  • my ears.... dear god.... hahahahaha this is freaking the funniest thing ever

  • Even autotune couldn't salvage her horrid man voice. terrible shit.

  • LMFAO. I AM DIEING

  • All I can think of when I hear this song is when Bethenny said she "grew a penis".

  • Countess please dear god get your balls removed before you ever sing again

  • Oh God make it stopp!

  • money can't buy u talent either! lol-ing

  • she's like a guy with a bad toupee that thinks his hair is admired

  • Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is a joke right?

  • Wow....anyone have a box of tissues I can use to stop my ears from bleeding? This is seriously the most fucked up song I've ever heard. She used so much autotune in this song that I thought she was a robot...she's a Transformer! Ahhhhh!

  • DRAG QUEEN IN DISGUISE!

  • Why would anyone have the ego to think they could pull this off.

  • THIS IS SOME BUUUUUUUUUL-ISH. A friend told me this is a good song. She is the Queen of practical jokes. I should've known better. lol. She is so crazy.

  • I don't understand, didn't she get divorced? Newsflash, you are no longer a 'countess,' whatever the fuck that means.

  • @sceptember What does countess mean anyway?  LOL

  • Money can buy you autotune, apparently.

  • Picture this without the autotune. . . @_@'

  • #FAIL

  • o-e

  • This thing can't sing thats why the whole song is Lil Wayne'd and voice synthesized !

    Perfect Combo Lil Wayne and The Count ! they should do a duo

  • LOL, this is beyond awful and this chick looks like a drag queen. 

  • This is the biggest pile of dog shit song I've ever heard in my life.

  • Happy Friday everyone. Let LuAnn teach you something :)

  • Everyone's saying LuAnn sounds like a drag queen!

    I thought she was one!

    Oh wait........That's insulting to the drag queens out there.

    Drag queens are pretty. LuAnn.......................we­ll, I won't say it.

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  • Lizz Gilliess<333

  • LIZ GILLIES

  • LOL

  • Ha ha!

  • I love this song.. its sick! ..lets dance.. wahooooooo! O_o

  • This song is terrible.

    Awful lyrics, over-autotuned, sounds like a drag queen throughout the entire song, and if the song is about 'elegance', why the hell did she make a simple dance track? The type of track played at classless clubs, the type of track that requires the least amount of class and talent to create. Seems very hypocritical.

  • @vidwatcherhere I'm gay and I hate this song. Terrible lyrics, and there's too much autotune. It detracts from any dancing experience.

  • The chorus is catchy, but when you get to the verses, it sucks. One star.

  • this is crap ! it makes tardy for the party sound like a grammy winner !

  • its catchy.....

  • i'm not sayin its bad but its kinda boring...

  • THATS THE FUCKING BEST SONG I'VE EVER HEARD!

    AND I JUST LISTENED TO A TEARS IN HEAVEN VS POKERFACE BOTOX REMIX!!!!

  • this is the Best Karaoke Ive ever heard. A Song?....it is Not ! What a dragqueen.

  • omg

    if u think this is bad

    hear her without all the dubbing

    bluh!

    i kinda like it low key tho

  • wow this is the best song i have heard in a long long time she is gonna be soo famous #1 hit.....................when i watched this all i did was laugh this is total bull shit

  • This song is terrable!

  • Love it> Awesome Countess.

  • But it can buy you a record deal.

  • Best song eva!.... NOT!

  • She sounds like a drag queen....and a BAD one at that.... I've actually heard drag queens sing this song and sound a LOT more classy, mind you. LOL

  • it's just terrible...blah

  • HORRIBLE HOW THE HELL????

  • hahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

  • lol, you can hear the voice modding.... omigod so bad. plus at first i thought it was a gay dude.

  • Apparently Money Cant Buy You Vocal Lessons either.

  • this is horrible!

  • This is absolutely horrible.

  • she deserves to die for this

  • someone stop me from continuing to come back to listen to this!

    i can't help it. its so funny.

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  • money sure can buy auto tune

    and a sex change

  • @miamiron lmfao

  • Money cant buy you vocals either! She sounds like a dog with asthma smh.

  • ommmmmmmffffffffffffffffffgggg­gggggg y cant i stop listebing

  • Howling at this! LMFAO..it is BAD. The Autotune is priclessl. The countess couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.

  • it's bad but i can't stop listening

  • this is downright hysterical.

    when she says "my friends" and "oh yeah" like a drag queen i cannot stop laughing, its hilarious. its so bad but i cant stop listening to it.

    thank you luanne for this gem.

  • @almostfamous99 - LMAO @ your Drag Queen comment. YOU NAILED IT.

  • so housewives of atlanta and NY have had some psuedo popstar emerge from the group...have the others? I think all the housewives lack class, but I guess its what they are paid for...I wonder how much they make per episode??

  • I like LuAnn but this sounds like performance from a drag show ;) which isn't always a bad thing... just ask Rupaul

  • this woman is the last person to talk about class, she's the worst of all the housewives and thinks she's perfect but she's really just a classless, rude, snob!!!

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  • this song was Free advertisement for the studio and producer........Obviously

  • this is why the terrorists hate us...

  • AHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHA.

    money cant buy you talent either

  • This song is alright she would do better to actually sing and not talk the lyrics.

  • I like the song I think its fun!!!! AND ALL THAT DON'T SHOULD JUST GET A LIFE I WISH MONEY COULD BUY CLASS BECAUSE I WOULD BUY A LITTLE FOR EVERYONE IN THE WORLD.

  • @Jae2330 I agree!!!

  • I cant stop thinking about how fucking stupid this song is, and the fact that she thinks shes good. ugh.

  • this is so bad in so many ways- the lyrics, the talk singy style, the notes that are just cringe worthy. She should stick to singing into her hairbrush!

  • This is terrible, terrible, terrible!!!! I like the words but oh my goodness LuAnn, you can not sing nor sing talk!! Wow!! Really bad!!

  • she is the worst singer I have ever heard and really needs to practice what she preaches......read your own book COUNTESS!!!!!

  • this is the funniest thing in the world

  • this sux she sux just get a life if i were her husband i would b glad i devorced her and wut does she know about dating she is dating a hobo

  • This is just so ...... awful. I mean, it really sounds like someone made a song parody about her, but it's actually her singing and being serious. Her voice is terrible but maybe with singing lessons she could sound respectable, but the lyrics are just a JOKE!! I can't stop laughing at how ridiculous it is...

  • Somebody should do this as a fan fave video in drag getting off the toilet, searching all through the bathroom for some toilet paper, and then just eventually using their sleeves or wig or something. Then I could listen to the song sans the urge to vomit. =D

  • I could totally picture some drag queen on stage working this song for all it's worth! LOL

  • Excruciating! Money can't buy you talent either, only Autotune....

  • excruciating!

  • money can buy a private jet... she should escape the embarrassment to japan.. and do us all a favor by taking this song with her.

  • @slicer2103 Seppuku its the only answer.

  • horrible, it seems that people who use auto tune think that they can sing. So wrong.

  • Oh ya

  • terrible!! she's literally talking. this ain't singing

  • Ahahaha! That was gay. She needs to learn to rap.

  • really?

  • This whole time I've been thinking elegance is something you're born with.

    Thank you LuAnn for clearing that up!

  • LOLLLLLL

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  • this is soo embarrassing...

  • she need to hang her self she is an embarrassment to the white rap community , now i understand why the "count" found love else where. it was either support that or jumping in front of a moving bus. the count is a genius

  • money can't buy you talent either, apparently

  • @wilsonx hahah

  • @wilsonx ROFL Thanks I spit my soda out laughing bwahahahahahahahaha

  • im sorry but she is just not good!!! the music of the song overtakes her actual voice!

  • she sounds like a drag queen. but a drag queen is ten times better than her!

  • abysmal

  • OMG i saw this yesterday on the the real housewives. She was recording it and sounded even worse. they really mixed it!!!! Anyways i don't want to be rude....but i think she might have wanted to put more soul into it....the best way i can put it.

  • How embarrassing.

  • ummm.....

  • Great Job Luann! Way to rebound after the divorce!!

  • Kim Zolciak can't sing, either, but at least you can hear her voice in Tardy for the Party. This whole song might as well be sung by a synthesizer! You can barely tell a human is "singing" because of all the autotune! There's a fine line between hiding someone's voice and enhancing it. This is over the line and about a mile down the road.

  • It seems money can't buy you a good voice.

  • I need this ringtone!

  • I don't think people understand music it's a good up beat song you haters she made it that's what counts I LIKE IT I LIKE IT

  • i like the piano, that's about it

  • I think it's amazing how people can just rag on others so easily like their lives are the shit. Hopefully money buys them education to not be a McDonald's burger flipper, or a comon office worker. Anyone can type, but a career is learned.

  • :-| I HATE HER SOOO MUCH!!!!!! RAWR!!!

  • Awful.

  • GONG!!!

  • yeah i didnt think you can get worse than Tardy for the party. WOW

    money cant buy u class but it sure can buy you autotune.

  • She completely sucks. I think this song is worse than Dont Be Tardy For The Party. Find a new hobby. But it did give me a good laugh. Haha(:

  • What rot!

    I'd rather listen to dogs rut in my garden than this waste of time.

    WTF??

    Who the hell does she think is going to be jamming out to this tripe?

  • im scared....thats it, i am officially leaving the earth

  • this song is GAY

  • @littletali27 no sweetie, I'M gay...and i am nowhere NEAR this awful!! LOL

  • she is awful

  • this woman cannot sing ... keep her miles away from any studio

  • hahahahaha....apparently money couldn't buy her singing lessons! Is she serious????? This has to be a joke!

  • Stick to the mirror with your hairbrush....where nobody can here you.

  • @music1711 Its hear... but yeah.

  • This makes Kim sound like Madonna! Why is she so obsessed with manners? She loves them so much she had to write a frickin' song about ti?!