Vampires: Hollywood Bloodsuckers: SuperNews!

[themexicanjellybean]

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.

[BTSWess]

Why was Bill the first to DIE??

[smellslikepancakes]

"We're gonna walk into your caves and break all your My Chemical Romance albums." lol

[missvoiceoverly]

0:29 CW their missing thur. Vampire Diaries

[Chise37]

Aww, but Stephen Moyer is so cute! Plus, I love True Blood. Also, it's strange that what is generally associated with women is devalued. Like, being sensitive. Seen as being weak.

[mrsktoyoumate]

i saw edward cullen and i puked in my mouth!

[Echodam]

GO DIE GAY VAMPIRES

[HunterPhantom]

stupid advertsmants



[Aliengurl143]

Thanks a lot Twilight, you made vampires look gay -.-

[lisaCocoRadiosongxx]

Like what you see? U can have it! 5:43

[whiteboyyo]

@AintNobodyGiveaDamn what is "lammmme"?

[JesterSentinelZ]

132 lame vam-players

[mickie178]

LOL

[whiteboyyo]

Here in Transilvania we have Counts not Cunts!!!

[morgan99948]

Sookie Sookie Sookie!

[SQUIGLExMOOSE]

@PiggyFate lol no if twilight happened in the 30's people would have realized what twilight really was and it would have been classified as a gay pornography.

[GameraiderMinecraft]

Oh my god. Hank Hill.

[PiggyFate]

IF twilight would've happend in the 30's everyone would be happy... but it didn't so where is the true nosferatu from the 20's when you need him?!?!?! Huh?! HUH?!?!

[TheAndyman1000]

So the moral of the story is that we have to choose between either mindless Hollywood action schlock  or Poorly written dramas where the emotional psyche rests somewhere between Taylor Swift Lyrics and a cliff notes of the Bell Jar and anything interesting is forbidden from occurring by law? Screw that I'm gonna continue watch Spielberg, Scorsese and Aronofsky.

[regina22333]

@TheAndyman1000

try joss whedon. he created Buffy the vampire slayer but, it isn't superficial or mindless and has to be one of the best tv shows ever.

[Yazunmanto77]

where's fucking Alucard when you need him?

[MrKellG]

The Count!!! Love it!!!

[XxgraveravexX]

SOOKEH

[pokemaniac27d]

On 3:21 I just realized that the guy on the left is Rocky

[toxicthundersimbai]

Aswome

[FilmFreak221]

Where are Angel and Spike!!!!

[decastrofilms]

it sounds like he's saying snooki......

snooki

[regina22333]

where's buffy when you need her?

you know whats really disappointing? nobody remembers Buffy anymore and that was like the best vamp show there will ever be (except for angel).

BUFFY FANS ARE YOU STILL OUT THERE?

[makeupgirlelpyahoo]

@regina22333 Some of us are still out there !

[agrrominion]

suuiky suuiky suuiky, like what you see? you can't have it

[vamplover99]

@regina22333 I'm still here! Buffy's still epic! ^_^

[99pishposh99]

Ohh Bill.



[TheAlienXFiles]

Did anyone read this news story:

"500 year old vampire arrested for sucking woman's blood"

AlienXFiles. com

[bigdanbear]

Vampires, who cares. With reptiles in charge we are all fodder for a snack. Not just the sexxy people. LOLOLOL.

[RebeccaAndFifi]

Awesome

[Seereene1]

RIP Supernews...Current TV has thrown you under a bus for keith olberman. Sad.

[TunderChark]

With the pecs and the glutes and the mumbled Austrian.

[weixeldorfer]

You should make another one with eric, stephen, damon, angel, spike, and loui, and lestat

[xXxMylittlemiseryxXx]

.....okay...?

[BurgardRecords]

What what what???????? WHAAATTTTT? FUuuuuuuuuuu Shit my brain hurts.

[wolfsniper27]

oh my gooood!



[GoodMusicRoxMySox]

POOR DEER!!!?????!!!

[walmartpimp2]

They. Should just make a vampire channel, so the rest of us can enjoy vampire free TV.

[PreciousDarkMusic]

@walmartpimp2 I would LOVE that

[redhoodx98]

Funny video man, but why the fuck are optimus prime and megatron vampires, and wheres Bruce wills.

[SuperHabboPerson]

Where The Fuck Is Lestat And Spike If He Where The Spike Would Rip There Heart Out And Lestat Would Rip There Heads Off >:( I Luv These Charter

[SuperHabboPerson]

edward siunds gay XD

[SuperHabboPerson]

Lol Bill Compton "Sookie Sookie Sookie" XD So Funny

[ClassicHorrorDB]

Dracula and Orlock would never work with Edward or that other fag.

Just saying.

[Yashaboy117]

Stallone! NNOOOOOOOO!!!!

[xphreakyphilx]

Sylvester Stallone learned to talk?

[Shananaigans12]

Anyone else think that the Bill character actually sounds like the actor?!! hahaha

[DjCrimeLoRd]

what the hell does sookeh mean?

[astridjuh12]

@DjCrimeLoRd it's from HBO' s True blood, bill compton ( vampire ofc) calles his gf Sookie sookeh because he has a really weird accent;p

[ThePaganPoppy]

Where are Lestat and Spike?! D:

[peanutbutter2321]

sookeh! sookeh! SOOKEH!

[BritaniaANDPrussia]

"Its ok to show your feelings rambo.."

"Sookeh~!"

I love who ever is the guy who keeps saying SOOKEH!

[smaragdasandra]

"do u like what u see? u can't have it " haha

[webusecom]

@ FBIRyuJinTV oh well thanks I guess Nah he isn't retarded in one episode Sookie herself makes fun of him saying her name like that haha Sookee

[webusecom]

@FBIRyuJinTV who the hell is timmay?

[superleft4deadguy]

The Expendables 2 

[heronoki]

Vampires used to be cool and scary, but then Twilight happened....

[BurgardRecords]

@heronoki Actualy you don't have to conform just be a non conformist plus fuck society just do what you do.

[ogith]

Vampires stopped being cool and scary the second people started portraying them almost exclusively as sexy and mysterious rich elites.

Vampires were cool when they were deceptive deviants badly masking their condition under a facade of nobility. Vampires were scary when they were immortal junkies desiring nothing more than the blood of the living. Vampires used to be undead predators who could look alive but were dead inside.

Now they're just shlick-material for middle-aged women

[DeviilBoy45]

@heronoki i still find vampires cool but noot ones from twilight i like ones from horror movies and i love dracula and blade

[hollywoodbadguy1]

THE NEW VAMPIRE COMMERCIAL FOR SONIC BURGERS IS SOOOOOO FUNNY CHECK IT OUT

[ArturoDabdoub]

vampires were better in the 90s, even the gay vampires from that movie about gay vampires which i dislike. its a shame. even buffy´s vampires look cool sometimes. its a real shame.

[HeartThief21]

When the supernews logo was popping out, I thought it read SLUTY

[HolyJesusify]

My name is Cullen >.>

[ericismahn]

ERIC NORTHMAN??? Duh...

[ljcarmin]

But vampires can't die

[diddydiddy26]

dis is aaaaaaaaaaaaa wesome :)

[tylerclifford65]

the real rockula was awesome

[IwillKillYourCereal]

"and I don't do gay porn anymore" LOL, the best part XD

[MrAndyZero]

They need to make THE EXPENDABLES VS. THE CULLENS......yah, my money is on Sly and his people.

[TheCrystalz1999]

The Count is here!!!!!

[courperationX]

Thumbs up for Clint Eastwood.

[tatisloveoth]

damon salvatore's missing!

[Terbladinator]

lol SOOOOOKEEHH!



[zeldafanful]

5:59 for the very best part. :D

[jaundist]

@zeldafanful my favorite was 6:01!

[FiaaLia]

Haha Love that Bill says "sookie" all the time XD

[mgpartizan]

MINDLESS ACTION AND PORNS IS THE ONLY RASON WHY TV IS AWESOME!!!!! SO I SAY THOSE VAMPIRE MOVIES SUX AND THEY ARE A DICKSUXING SHIT

[mgpartizan]

THOSE GAY VAMPIRE MOVIES SUX I HOPE THIS MOVIES ARENT GONNA BE IN THE STORES OR CINEMAS BEACOUSE THOSE MOVIES ARE A DICKSUXING SHIT

[KILLSHOCK1100]

wow I thought in this video Edward was going to get torn into pieces by real vampires(well ANY vampire looks like a REAL hardcore vampire compared to Edward), hell maybe just because he would of said something something 0:51it would lead to his death, but their thanking him...O_O

well then again 5:34 they are... well

[rekaepa]

strike a pose LMFAO :)

[countpierce88]

The Count definitely is the Head Vampire!

[ChoLovingVampire]

Vampires DO NOT sparkle. They are supposed to be dark, mysterious, feared, romantic figures. Also, they're supposed to drink human blood. Another point is that vampires are supposed to be PALE as death. This means they are NOT black. The old vampires like Count Dracula are cool.

[sanosukecool]

i miss the good old days when vampired burned in the sunlight instead of glittering, didnt care if they took they life of thousands instead of being "vegetarian" when they used to scare you instead of being idolizes by frantic idiotic girls who think they r sexy... Basically before they became GAY ...

[Sufflesgirl327]

Yay!!! Rambo finally killed Edward Cullen!! Now we don't need Buffy.

[mrTKthemammoth]

Where the hell is Chuck norris!? And Bruce willis?! AND THE GREAT KHALI!!?? (<Wiki it) They SHOULD be there to.

[vampirebombshell]

>.< vampires cant be killed with bullets...just sayin....

[FENRIIIR]

lmao XD

[EvilCandy1000]

hey nic part ....i'm from TRANSILVANIA and I BITE :)))))

[JohnnyReddable]

Nooooooooooooooo!

[Ultimatefanofmid]

:D..............what? :D?

[TheTragicVideos]

Sookeh!!

[phillipdogyface]

hollywood... HOLLYMETAL

[happothevampire]

Stop saying edward sparks, we all know that, it´s not funny anymore, C´mon I know you can troll him better

[TheMmwmwmwm]

NOOOOOO!!!!!! They Got Sylvester!!!!!!!!!!

[TheAmazeingAnarchist]

"and i dont do gay porn anymore" lol

[KaiserJames]

Edward is not a vampire. He's a sparkly blood-sucking pixie.

[Rubberducky900]

LOl Strike a pose!

Edward: like what you see? cant have it XD

[MrJDred]

To sophisticated my ass xD

lol

Rambo = epic

[Jigglingbutt]

126 people are f*cking vampires.

[Mrsfatblackchick]

edward sparkles what the fuck has happend to vampires. when i was growing up vampires would rip out your throat and drain you . nope edward sparkles and eats woodland critters. time to bring back the old vampires. ps if a vampire sparkles he better be one serious bad ass

[bloodsucka18]

pretty sure only women are supposed to suck

[SwtBlonD05]

Try out this vampire game, you wont be disappointed.

forsakenclans com / index. php? REF=18182

[vampluver1]

sookeh!!!

[GmGzY]

i subbed, then i realized they don't make these anymore... i'm no longer subbed.

[kryziz]

It would've been awesome for Nosferatu to be Silent :P

[GoodMusicRoxMySox]

Guess Edward will not be making Breaking Dawn now ... poor Twihards!

[EternalxAutumn]

*dances* Sukie

[darkkey3]

the count is the head Vampires lol

[MoonlessdarkVI]

negatron is Lestat!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[r0b0tj0n3s]

action movies will still be around, cept instead of some hard ass it's a robot. ROBOTS RULE!!!!

[psycho5232]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

WHAT DID THEY DO THE TRANSFORMERES?!?!?!?!

go get em sly, beat those vampires DOWN!

[Ssk8collins]

We didnt break into your cave.... and break your My Chemical Romance albums

[rainbowk11d]

Dope as hell why don't these videos be longer :(

[DanceofGold]

It's so funny when Edward Cullen opened his shirt and sparkled. Stupid Twilight.

[marvelkid789]

True Blood kicks so much ass!!

[TheVaultBoy87]

2:38 megatron is sooooooooo emo lol



[TheVaultBoy87]

0:50 he is sooo gay -.-"

[Lucy001Skillet]

I don't do gay porn anymore... lol!!!

[marishkaspirit]

i miss the old school vampire! dracula! i'm from romania and i'm ashamed of what vampire stories become these days

[DanceofGold]

@marishkaspirit Yes it's all because of Twilight. Sad...

[Anfion23]

@marishkaspirit

im from Romania too

[marishkaspirit]

@Anfion23 wow ce bine e sa intalnesti si frati romani>:d< ma intreb ce parere ai despre twilight?

[Anfion23]

@marishkaspirit

mi-a placut primul twilight desi imi place mai mult de Jacob

[americaneza]

love shvarzenigga's voice :D:D:D:D

[ralyax]

The new age vampires are so gayyyyyy!!!

[John106678]

@ralyax What about daybreakers.I don't watch true blood but I heard it's violent.

[datRock]

It's a trap!!!

[vercavaen]

Fucking genius, loved how that sparkling pussy from twilight got what he deserved, Ive said it a million times vampires are not Sparkly!

[Countessm3]

This was brilliant because it targeted the truly bad vampires ( the sparkly glitterbunnies of today) while leaving the good vampires (Lestat, Louis, Blade, Serena, etc) alone.

[jacobocho29]

BATMAN IS MISSING THERE!

[ExtremeZilla]

I liked it better when vampires were secretive before all that twilight shit damn that is gay

[BHH1995]

DAMNIT THERE SO SEDUCTIVE

[NeroBlackheart666]

>Edward & Bill

Remember when vampires drank blood not jizz?

[TheFirstLoser1]

Haha Edward has SHES (spontaneous head explosion syndrome)

[D3w10n]

Oh maj gaaaad....

[DayMaple]

sookie !!! :D:D

[darkworldinc]

Bill from True Blood is the only reason I watch this video...

[ReezeGoingSenseless]

Van Helsing approves of this.

[antongarcia101]

Thumbs up if u think vampires r gay INCLUDING Edward

[memetiffany89]

@antongarcia101 these "vampires" are fakes they disgrace the name vampire. these vampires are gay as hell and fake as hell

[rosalierox247]

@antongarcia101 Not the ones in Anne Rice novels. But otherwise, I agree.

[milanTHErocker]

@antongarcia101 100% gayass

[skydragon4ever]

@antongarcia101 actually I thought Twilight (1) was pretty good and emotional, and I'm a straight guy.

But I thumb up that latest vampires are pretty gay. Not a homosexual kind of gay, but very dumb and shallow-minded scene writers who aren't creative enough to come up with a new unique character concept, using the old patterns all over again.

[MrBeanAreFunny]

125 LOVES TWILIGHT

ROLF

[stroeiulia1]

ooooooooo....myyyyyyy.......go­ooood

[ACruelPicture]

What the hell?

[MRdaBakkle]

No not not Clint Eastwood!

[bearpawize]

ha ha halarius this vidio is amazing

[Templarzealot89]

you know what they haven't shown in a stupid teen vampire flick is how vamps loose control over a little blood BUT WHAT about when a chicks havin a monthly LOL

[ThePooeater2]

Now,who remembers Dracla?

or my favorite,BITIE THE VAMPIRE,OR COUNT COCOA FANG?

[xLovey27x]

Sookie..sookie.. sooookkkiie! LOL

[EvilKitti1]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xTeamEdward1x]

i <3 vampires a.k.a twilight

[DeceivingProductions]

I'm glad this didn't have any of Anne Rice's vampires in here, or even the ones from ~from dusk til' dawn~ and none from Blade either. Yup.

[thadude1337]

all vampires suck and dont sparkle

[goldenevdo]

sokeh sokeh sokeh sokeh!! :P

[goldenevdo]

haha LOVE how he goes around saying SOOKEH XD

[PalidonofGuns]

I like how they excluded the good vampires like Bela Lugosi.

[darkworldinc]

Sookie! LOL

[jdz416]

should have brought wesly snipes and buffy, they would have gotten the job done :D

[Fundachan]

Timeeeeyh o3o

[pancakeswe33333t]

i love vampire!!

[Outragedjoker]

Vampires should not sparkle in the sun. Near dark was sooo much better than twilight.

[windcloud7]

the bram stoker dracula is rediculous

[bking1212]

lmao blackula/..

[5SASORI]

Dude I love vampires they are sooooo sexy and I keep having dreams about the.Mostly the hot vampire girls;):)

[d90serbia]

loool

[B0oB0oIceCream]

Trueblood<3 iloveyou <3333