Jeff Dunham-Sweet Daddy D(Arguing with myself)

[BrittanyKai98]

"I'm what you call a player in a management profession" "Right" "PIMP" lmao this guy makes my day xD

[Drsaxsb]

Ha HAAAAAAAAAA (lip smack) lol hilarious!!!

[Frehely13]

Jeff: What're you doing?

Sweet Daddy D: Tryin' to find me some hoes!

Jeff: Hoes? Oh, Women... Werd!

Me: Facepalm.

Sweet Daddy D: Don't you ever do that again.

[DJFuego13]

LMFAO every good wine need a cracka

[bieberswife98]

HA! first things first he is NOT da hoe!!!!!! I-DA-HOEEEEE

[Frehely13]

@bieberswife98 Yeah, and your username make you a hoe.

[BullsFan23331]

ma nigga

[Funnerism]

That's funny shit right there!

[Japanlover32]

You da dumb ho!

[IkeZac2011]

Sweet D: You know as Black foks got a saying STAY BLACK!

Jeff: Right.

Sweet D: I got some advise for you!

Jeff: What?

Sweet D: STAY WHITE!

ooOH Man thats GooD!!

[IkeZac2011]

Jeff: Well am happy to call you my new manager..

Sweet D : Am what you call a player in a management profession.

Jeff: Right..?

Sweet D : PIMP!........................

Jeff: You are a Pimp?

Sweet D : That makes you the Hoe!

Hahahahahaha classic..!

[KatelynMarie221]

Amazing description for NASCAR... NASCAR to me is so boring I could fall asleep...

[Woahtherepurple2468]

would you please drop the lotion?

ok... but i aint pickin it up no-where near your ass

[army1dieswag]

word

what word

what

u said word what word

word mean i heard that

herd what

oh shit

[TheAvengedPrince]

yo dawg, run!

[heartcrusher34]

@zeoalexo ii learnn howw 2 spell thankk youu so shutt thee hell upp andd continuee onn withh yourr damnn dayy GOODBYEE

[ssuperfly]

OG Oh Shit .. :D 

[RedRANGA115]

Perfect description of NASCAR

[SABushcraft]

It ain't easy being white

It ain't easy being brown

[heartcrusher34]

@zeoalexo dontt youu thinkk ii knoww dhatt.?? duhhhhhhhh

[zeoalexo]

@heartcrusher34 who the hell? learn to friggin spell, damn it

[MrHemiGod]

I'm just like coffee...before you experience my brown goodness, I have to of through a big ass white filter.

[blackmanBYparaTV]

16x ppl dont know english

[AmalieTuven]

He's not only white, he's nyon white XD

[Woahtherepurple2468]

@AmalieTuven neon *

[TheMercifulUnicorn]

You the dumb hoe!

[RedHotChilli7410]

Ahhhh dats funny shit right there!!!!! -thumbs up- =D

[kaftoskili]

3:53 look at the mexicans faces

[zeoalexo]

5:36 funny as hell!!!!!

[hawkeyes7451]

every wine needs a craker hahah

[agkukun]

I didn't get that one, every good wine need a what?? (I'm not native american english speaker)

[TheDavidmd3]

@agkukun a cracker

[TheRaymond389]

@agkukun cracker its a old nick name for white people

[zeoalexo]

@agkukun cracker. its what people like me are called.

[ConRodon]

16 people are black!!!

[angel19817]

@ConRodon & u r an idiotic racist

[MatthewArmstrong52]

as for my mexican brother and sisters learn english mutha fuckers how bout that

[SuperKennethfreeman]

Sweet daddy d haaaaaaaa smoo

[heartcrusher34]

"their mhakinn a leftt turn cumm bac inn 10 minutez yhu wnt miss a fuckin thang lolz

[zeoalexo]

@heartcrusher34 its you aint gonna miss a fucking thang

[PrincesOfKripsyStarz]

hes riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiight and im black lmaoo

[MegaMr46]

16 people are the ho(s)

[AmazingDarius22]

NASCAR

You leave and come back in 10 minutes you ain't going to mess shit lmao

[masterpiece6661]

... i heard about the lotion...

[whatwhat98]

i like the advise. white people "stay white" lol

[Roxypox12345]

U DE DUM HOE

[MrGAMERBOY98]

This looks like it's In HD :O Good Job Bro I Saw This Before But It Never Looked This Good

[SofiaMata]

omfg i understand about the WORD about the 3:30 LMAO

[autobot1979]

there making a left turn lmao

[beastybeast100]

im what you call a player in management profession P.I.M.P

[GIZMO2234]

Werd!

[Hollysprt]

Word , what word, word.scoobidoo president, no w of mass distruction haeiin!

[boredoutofmymind56]

The lip curl cracks me up every time!

[MissNoxx]

15 people are Mexicans

[hulkman245]

thats funny shit rite there



[7804342]

lmaooooooo this sum funny shit

[Knighthawk542]

"As for my mexican brothers and sisters you need to learn english muther fuckers "

[MarllonDill13]

worrd!

[1337ballsofsteel]

YOU DA' HO!

to 15 people

[1337ballsofsteel]

YOU DA' HO!

[NikkyFromHolland]

"-Sweet daddy, do you like the audience here? -Yeah, I love your crowd! But.. hmm I feel a little bit out numbered!... Is there one other brotha' in the house tonight? Ohhh ..... Yoo dog, RUUUNN !!! Start out the car, I'll meet you outback, after the show!! It's like we're at a Dwight Yokum concert, or some shit like that ..."

[koktelici]

this character reminds me of Chris Rock.

[costar456]

"and then he aks me y my name is sweet daddy" "uh huh" "and then i say ask yo mama"

[naderhandal1993]

there is 14 person doesn't know how to laugh :D

[twixdude1]

@caifrieza. He's bein stupid an talking about the kkk (Aka klu klux klan) he is sayin all the 'dislikes' are white people hating cuz it's a black puppet..

[shelboidiot123]

ok u stay whate i stay black! and fo all u mexicans out there learn some damn english motha fuckka!

[shelboidiot123]

evry good wine needs a cracka!

[1000jlg]

14 people are da ho

[1000jlg]

thats funny shit right dere

[whitetruck76]

"As for my mexican brothers and sisters, you learn english mutherfu*kers, how about that!"-----Funniest line ever.!!!!!

[xXSoY9yOXx]

thank the lord we got nascar nascar theres another dumb crack a sport nascar is very populer i know that but i just dont get it bunch of grown white men driving 500 miles in a circel!!! wat the hell look there making a left turn oh there making another left turn oh there making another left turn i wonder wats gunna happen next? lets go to comercial come bak in 10 minuets u wont miss a FUCKING THINNNNGGGGGGGGGG hahahaha funny

[blckmlr757]

Sweet daddy D- "Dawg, Word is like. you heard that?"

Jeff- "Heard what"

Sweet Daddy D- "Oh Shit..."

roflmfao

[FlorinStoica87]

Prietenii stiu de ce :D

[Updehill]

It would appear 658 people are in the clan!

[caifrieza]

@Updehill what clan? dumb hoe

[RosenrotRtLiebchen87]

@Updehill wouldn't it be the dislikes as the clan not the likes? ... idiot

[Updehill]

@RosenrotRtLiebchen87 As this is a racist clip, any "likes" would be deemed to be in accord with this notion! Ergo Likes =racist, racist =Clan! My comment was with regard to the 658 like the clip had accrued at the time. If the clip was entilted "Jeff Dunham racist " then you would be correct, very much unlike you current situation!

[ECL28E]

@Updehill My girlfriend and i watched this, she loved it. and She's black....that mean she's racist?

[Updehill]

@ECL28E If she liked the clip, (which has serious racist overtones) she may be suffering from a serious identity crisis. Which a sort of Stockholm syndrome for minorities who dwell inside of a racist society. Other symptoms are non-sympathetic view to any race related issues suffered by her race, a negative or narrow view of males of her race or very limited knowledge of the history of her race. All these factors combined is why she liked the clip.

[ECL28E]

@Updehill uhh....ook...

[ECL28E]

@Updehill If this is racist, then how come people aren't like up in arms about this. They're all too busy either laughing or finding something else to bitch and complain about

[HiromiTheAssassin]

@ECL28E I completely agree with you. I dont get why people watch this funny shit and then bitch about it. IF UR NOT GONNA SAY SOMETHIN NICE WHY BITCH?! Stupid video haters -_- theyz everywhere....

[ziiofswe]

@Updehill It's only racism if you're the kind that see 'racists' everywhere regardless of if they really _are_ racists or not. This is COMEDY. It's HUMOR. His shoaws are based on CARICATURES of various kinds of persons. If you take a traditional Hollywood movie (perhaps not the best example, I know) where you have a black pimp in a role, played by a genuine black (or afro-american if you prefer that) actor... then Daddy D would be a _perfect_ caricature of this pimp. This rather shows

[ziiofswe]

@Updehill ...how talented Jeff Dunham really is. It might be worth noting that he's "making fun of" not only 'niggas' but lots of other kinds of people.. including himself. If he was a real racist this might be his _only_ act... but by having so many different kinds of personalities in his show, and pointing out their typical properties and flaws in a humorous way... well that's what makes him a COMEDIAN instead of a racist.

[jonny5dc]

its not my feet holding me up ile tell ya that ha ha ha ha ha ha yaaa

[MegaDeerkiller1]

wait what is i say i do it only because i enjoy it

SWEET DADDY DEE "u da dumb hoe"

[insecticide332]

ohh u mean woman ahah word -dont you EVER do that again 

I LOVE VENTRILIQUISUM

[KBN103]

OH NO IT'S NOT SWEET DADDY IT'S SSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE­TTTTTTTTT DADDY DEE

[bowchickabowwow67890]

Us black folk gotta word for that. What? Irritating.

[farquharce]

Your so white you make barry manalow look like a brother!

[guitarpro117]

I feel a little outnumbered. Is there another brotha here in this house tonight? Hey hey to dawg RUN! Start up the car I'll meat you in the back

Fuckin lol!!!

[sazansazosazan]

first thing i gotta to do is school you in street. Street? Word. What? Word. What word? What? You said word. Word. What word? aw snap what the hell?! dawg "word" is like "i heard that" Heard what? Oh Shit

[sazansazosazan]

hahaaaaaa mssc

[0024144Rosa]

dnt get up all over ma grill dawg lmfao!

[footiemadbabe]

you the dump woe :)

[studdmuffin87]

I would be a fine some of wine that could be divine anytime xP

[PandaBoo92]

@studdmuffin87fine 'summer' wine i think u mean :P

[RushmanBaby1]

word isz liekk "heard that" heard what? oh shit!

[drexxx24]

Player In Management Position - PIMP! Ha haaaaaa

[dynamiccandycanes]

@drexxx24 DAT MEANS YOU A HOE!

[ThePatriot0311]

Dat sum funny shit rat there...

[looony93]

@ThePatriot0311 right DURR!!

[leedsmonkey1978]

you da hoe

[kayberryful]

oj o shit

[lapowitz]

What's the thing with the lotion?

[Barclay1987]

What a strange character!

[beingniqabi]

pimp xD

[MrCeloboy]

DAm shit... he says come back in ten minutes and you wont miss a fucking turn.

[KingJayko1]

This is F'n funny. I got some advice for you; i stay black, you stay white, and, for my mexican brothers and sisters, learn english, you mother f***ers.

[MCRjetblackmirror]

I love 1:17 through 1:40

[evimd]

Anybody got proff those puppets really are not alive?! ;)

[teemalhotra]

" me and all the brothers were laying around the hood sayin: ..OHHH1 what do we do with no hockey........thank god we got nascar" LOLOL...hahahah!!!!!!

[allaboutme88888]

omg he was tellin the truth:

when white ppl act black 2 make dem selves cool

we hav a word for that "iratating" lol

[JillianMorgue]

@allaboutme88888 english has another one for people who type like you. irritating.

[allaboutme88888]

@JillianMorgue

um soo u mad now?

if ur so irritated then why read my commnet. So you can take that choice not to read it am i correct. (was my english good enough for you that time?)

[sachibarajas]

that makes you a whore hahahaha

[hule1186]

word,what,word, what word..what!!!!!...lol that was funny

[sarahi3414]

dis is so dam funny

[monkeymadness72]

@sarahi3414

my fav is when jeff tries out the word word swdd says man don't u evr do dat again!

FUNNY AS HELLLLLL!

[GoDsThIeF19]

its crazy cuz he can have screwed up jokes and they will be funny cuz its coming out the puppets mouth

[ammaRZ94]

Word!What?Word!What word?What?You said word.Word!What word?Oh snap what the hell?!Dawg,word is like I heard that!Heard what?Oh shit!Dawg,youre not white,you are neon white.Youre so white you make Barry Manloe look like a brother!!! Thumb up if you like it!!!!!!

[mikatanic1]

so funnny

[ammaRZ94]

@mikatanic1 oh yeah! :D jeff dunham is one of a kind when it comes to this stuff :P greetings :)

[kp91BB]

love it....

[katinabahamas]

lol

[Erstadol]

You`re the dumb hoe.

[Feke031]

I maybe short but its not my feet holding me up.....hahahaha.....so awsome

[hyvesopu]

Just genius

[hannmerr13]

What if I said I do it only cuz I enjoy it u the dumb hoe hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[clankiler]

;-)

[X0XTNTX0X]

ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaa

tss

[CrassClown9967]

im kinda like coffee before u experience my brown goodness i gotta go threw a big ass white filter lmao

[imaminority]

'I maybe short, but it aint my feet holding me up' LOL!

[incredibleincu]

ooohh.. dat's funny shit right dere..

[punkmaster14]

o.j. o shit!

[andrewfacer]

WORD !

[mstrofdawrld]

i would b a fine summa wine that would b divine nytime..

wb me/

evry good wine deserves a cracka

[fhawiufa]

Jeff Dunham is the best and if you dont believe it then your retarded!

[JCChasezlover645]

Sweet Daddy D: Word

Jeff: What?

Sweet Daddy D: Word

Jeff: What word?

there you go.

[kidmike9]

dis is hella funny

[thecomputernerd12321]

As For My Mexican brothers and sisters "You Learn English Mutha Fuckas

[xhayleyxbbyx1]

even the white foke are sittin there goin WHAT THE FCK WAS THAT !! LOL

[xhayleyxbbyx1]

F.U.N.N.Y as fck lmao lol the lips haha x

[oxoxadorkablexoxo]

they're making another left turn! i wonder what's gonn happen next! :O LMFAOOOO xD

[pimpdoctor2008]

LOL Sweet Daddy D is so funny.

[h29zf]

lol i could not stop lafing 5/5

[gizzaboy]

u aint gunna miss a fukin thing .......and if im not funny its not my fault .....thats funny shit rite there

[lovebunny0032]

WORD!

[kyler1115]

@lovebunny0032 aw snap what the hell?

[lovebunny0032]

i love sweet Daddy D he is so lol funny!

[sasorilover1000]

Sweet daddy D is so funny xD

[lovebunny0032]

i love that word word what oh Dam - and every good wine needs a good cracker i like thaat lol

[AmericanCorazon]

i stay black, u stay white, as for my mexican brothers and sisters, u learn english!!! SOOO FUNNY!!

[knuckledip]

O.J. oh shit !

haha

[olliethepug8]

Word. What? Word. What word? What? You said word. Word. What word.? OH SNAP WHAT DA HELL. Dawg, word is like you heard dat? Heard what? OH SHIZ! LMFAO!

[Slabbe1337]

-Would u plz drop the lotion?

-Sure, but I aint pickin it up anyway near ur ass!

hahahah

[monsterfe]

too funny lol

[BethhQuinn]

Yo, dawg, run!

[Darknessexpert]

Dawg you're not white, you're NEONwhite!

[soccerfan1st]

THATS FUNNY SHIT RITE DAR

[djkells3]

amazing(:

[djkells3]

AND U FAIL, turn ur found upside down buddy(:

[wwechampishere]

lol i like where he says to the mexican ppl to learn english matha fuckas

[malvarez619]

thats funny as hell."im a pimp dat makes u da hoe"

[1zzySimmons]

U DA HOE

[ddw0115]

this guy is funny

[MrMike420187]

Actually "HOE" is a garden tool. "ho" is a slang term meaning hooker or hoochie.

[ddw0115]

you mean whore

[cenaandrunescape]

You would know...

[thorgrim89]

haha this crap is funny as hell =}

[TheBleachSister]

That make's you the ho!

[Stradivarius12506]

TheBleachSister,

It's spelt "hoe" :)

[Arabiertjuhhh]

thats racist :P

[bassguitarist21]

He needs a better ending