James May on Top Gear - hilarious unintentional (?) double entendre

[Grumftheld]

My one complaint with this is that they obviously had to edit the laughter to fit the time slot, I'd love to have seen this bit unedited to see Clarkson and Hammond laughing their asses off. Seeing and hearing people laugh is one of the funniest things in the world, it would all that much better for us to be able to see that on this clip.

[wasianwigger]

@Grumftheld derp

[ScottXC91]

I'm slowly starting to realize that May is, indeed, the funniest one out of all of them. He's not always funny like Clarkson, but when he does come up with a wise crack every now and then it's absolutely brilliant.

[gully181]

ny1 else think richard did not that joke till much later n they not smilin at nygirl

[hernandadmx]

what did he find?

[thestoryteller612]

richard: yea.

[MrZombie747]

take one in the fanny. save money on a nanny.

[captain150]

@MrZombie747 Disambiguation; fanny means ass in North America. In the rest of the English-speaking world, it means pussy.

[TimpBizkit]

@MrZombie747 Do you mean fanny as in the butt because in UK fanny means vagina, which will not save money on a nanny!!

[MrZombie747]

@TimpBizkit lol i meant fanny as in ass yes

[Blazekickz]

lol, richard totally didn't get it at 1st

[Freeflyer91]

"one up the bum and you won't be a mum"

[dougpryce92]

I LOVE JAMES MAY

[SherryZProductions]

Given me the baby, now get in the back -> Anal

[05Rudey]

lol, thats brill.

[MyVideoGameWorld]

Press 1 for "wife in the front"

Press 2 for "See That!"

Press 3 for "zzbloke"

Press 4 to hear jeremy drinking

Press 5 for "Give me the baby"

Press 7/8 for applause

Press 9 for "The news"

[monkeyboy85]

@MyVideoGameWorld one question, why?

[iNONSENSE]

I don't think it was unintentional. It's not the first time that James come up with this kind of joke, I like when they come up with a very insightful joke just like that... hahaha...

[armadafanforever]

I love how Richard doesn't get it at first :D

[giumessi1997]

it was ABSOLUTELY unintentional!!!!

[BrownBumbleBee]

jeremy's laughing was funny on 0:22

[PurdueToobah]

These guys are my heroes.

[alessiopt83]

Press an press 6 to hear the horse!

[Jmike3543]

Wow

[Hippiebloempje]

:-D I love Richard's reaction! He's like "Yea-" O_O

[jmmullarkey1]

Clips like this make me think that James May would be a great person to go for a pint with (probably to drink real ale).

[FunOnTheFarm7]

@jmmullarkey1 million pound drop?

[RoyalDecapitation]

That was a double double entendre as far as I'm concerned :P

[zanciboy]

Clarkson has the best laugh ever!

[niebells]

even without script, they're still hilarious!

[moeali777]

LMFAO man ... its actually the best show .. everyguy has his role and they have great chemistry

[SamSpadeLives]

...i dont get it, someone help me get this joke, englis is not my first langugae!

[dancetillidi]

@SamSpadeLives the line is - You have given me the baby, now get in the back. You have given me the baby means they had sex. now get in the back means she wants anal sex. But he did not mean it like that, so its really funny!!! I hope you get it now :)

[SamSpadeLives]

@dancetillidi ahh, oh yes, what an unfortunate moment for james may... hahaha, im overwhelmed by the pun in this sentence! thank you very much!

[SamSpadeLives]

@dancetillidi ahh, oh yes, what an unfortunate moment for james may... hahaha, im overwhelmed by the pun in this sentence! thank you very much!

[SamSpadeLives]

@dancetillidi thanx soo much

[UNSCForwardontodawn]

does anyone else find JC's laugh funnier than the actual joke?

[xtoderzx]

Richard agrees haha

[dancetillidi]

I love how Richard dosnt get it till the end!

[IamCoalfoot]

@dancetillidi lol, you're right, you don't see him laugh until the very last second x3 good catch

[MontyPythonX]

@IamCoalfoot I still dont think he has got it at the end, i think he laughs just because clarkson does again and he doesnt want to look like a fool.

Look at the eyes at 32 seconds...he doesnt have a clue what the joke is!

[hummussexual]

@MontyPythonX he DOES, thats why when he laighed he pointed his finger and said NO

he prob just found it awkwrd

[hummussexual]

@MontyPythonX he DOES, thats why when he laighed he pointed his finger and said NO

he prob just found it awkwrd

[KiranTaker270]

0:21 made me laugh and the end

[MegaWinnieGirl]

So what's the problem with a man sitting in the back seat?

[kittencat22]

Lol yes, I remember this. The Spaniel puts his foot in it once again.

[icaill]

pause at 22

[qkinia]

I love these guys :D. I'm not interested in cars, i watch the show just because of them.

[zionravescene]

James May solves teen pregnancy.

[liesamusing1]

AWeSOME!!!



[apocali3]

0:32 hammond was like i dont get it

[DPQW]

im japanese and im learning english.i cant understand why it is hilarious becouse i cant listening english so fast.so anyone,please explain me why that is funny.(maybe i have mistakes in this sentence.if so,please overlook my mistakes)

[EthanEntropy]

@DPQW The explanation for the joke is in the Top Comment section. =D

[JDog960327]

@DPQW When you have sex, the penis goes in the front, right? now they had children, right? so now, because the wife doesn't want any more children, they have sex in the butt-hole. Jeremy thinks everything can be related as something sexual... not as just simply getting in the back SEAT... hope thes helps!!

[offitcock]

nothing is ever unintentional on top gear EVER!

[Maca68]

@offitcock You do realise practically every show on TV is scripted? Right?

[ThePrototype27602]

@offitcock James may have known that he was going to say that, but the other 2 didn't know... so It was still HILARIOUS! You... and the rest of the Morris Marina owners club, just have no sense of humour...

[offitcock]

@ThePrototype27602 dont be silly they did know.... and for the record if jacques chirac himself bought me a morris i still wouldnt want it!!

[UNSCForwardontodawn]

does anyone else find clarkson's reaction funnier than the actual joke?

[0071jok]

0:32 hamster doesn't get it :p

[yo13drifter]

good quality for thoose vids thanks

[BioGeometric066]

Jezza's face is PRICELESS XD

[volksman2332]

James May is a trip !

[black39gold]

i just played jeremys start of laughter over and over again, it is hilarious! xD

[AirCanada04]

Only Jeremy would get it before Richard and James and crack up laughing, LOL.

[primalaye]

OMG! This is just classic Top Gear. James May is always good for the unintentional laugh.

[Derrick021594]

i know some people get this but can someone explain to me whats so funny??

[TheCatsPajamas1982]

@Derrick021594 Dont worry mate,only complete and utter wankers laugh at top gear. its so painfully obvious that every single laugh is scripted and made to look impulsive.i have it on good authority that two people circle the audience with big signs that read "laugh now" after every so called "joke".its people like Sianbabe95 you have to look out for."i love how jeremy is the only one who laughs gets it at first lol <3" FUCKING WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!

[Derrick021594]

@TheCatsPajamas1982 thanks????

[TheDoccobra]

@TheCatsPajamas1982 you're a cruel person. I refuse to believe this.

[AirCanada04]

@TheCatsPajamas1982 Wow, LOL. That is so untrue. I have been at a Top Gear recording on a Wednesday for Season 10 episode 1, and there is no sign saying "Laugh now". All your doing is making a fool of yourself. We laugh when there is something funny. Not when a big sign says "Laugh now". Quoting you "I have good authority that two people circle the audience with big signs saying laugh now." You are really funny mr. If there were signs, Why can't we see them? Everyone is facing the Trio, idiot.

[egorgeg]

@TheCatsPajamas1982, that's completely untrue. I have been to two of the shows, most of it is unscripted, and they mess up a lot, and when they do, usually when they say the same line, they say it in a completely different way. Some is scripted, but that's to keep it organised, and most jokes a improvised on the spot.

To say people are 'wankers' for laughing at it ,is just stupid, and uncalled for. You do have a right to voice your opinion, but when its not true, why do it?

[waxmax117]

@egorgeg dude, whats it like??

[egorgeg]

@waxmax117, fantastic. I mean, they are really good on TV, but to see them live, right in front of you doing it, is great, and the whole team are a great laugh.

[waxmax117]

@egorgeg youre so lucky man. i plan on flying over there just to see them do a live show! how much do tickets usually run for?

[egorgeg]

@waxmax117, Great stuff. Will you be coming from far? Tickets are 100% free and everyone over 18 is able to register their place in the hanger.

[waxmax117]

@egorgeg yeah ill be coming from north america but for this show its definitely worth the trip.

[egorgeg]

@waxmax117, cool, that's great, the show live is completely different from seeing it on TV. You get to see everything there and then, before it goes on TV, and, you get t see some really funny out-takes uncut, because its live.

[wyrrox]

I don't get it

[vithaj92]

@wyrrox Anal



[MrShahbazt1]

keep pressing 2

[cheekymancunian]

Classic James humour right there.... XD

[Thegame12592]

pause at 0:22

[pietras0409]

0:21

Free Jeremy`s laugh button :)

[tomeklektorpl]

Captain Dirty :D

[mrhemi123]

Maybe its cause i'm from America, but i don't get it. Can anyone please explain? i've seen this clip so many times and i want to laugh at it, but i don't understand it.

[doctorjones300]

@mrhemi123 They're talking about a Honda van, and how bad is to see a man sitting in the back seat. James assumed that the wife could've told the husband: "you given me the baby, now get in the back". May refered to the guy get punished to sit in back seat, but there's a double meaning. "Given me the baby" = previously pregnant. "get in the back" = anal sex to avoid being pregnant. Hope you can piece the rest of the puzzle together.

[mrhemi123]

@doctorjones300 That was a perfect explination and it makes the video a lot funnier now! thank you!

[doctorjones300]

@mrhemi123 No problem.

[mrhemi123]

@doctorjones300 now i can't stop laughing at the video

[MrCrazyCoon]

@doctorjones300 People who didn't get that one have absolutly no humour at all x)

[fermillo65]

@doctorjones300 aaaaahhhh, I get it! English isn't my first language so it's difficult to follow some of the jokes sometimes. Thanks!

[doctorjones300]

@fermillo65 You're welcome :) Don't worry. English isn't my first language either, so I also didn't understand the joke at first. But I'm glad to help.

[fermillo65]

@doctorjones300 you must be quite good at it, then! I benefit from Top Gear as it's incredibly funny, they talk about cars, which is my passion, and they talk in english, so I can practice and learn a bit while watching. I think this WAS (:D) one of the few jokes I never got to understand!

[keltkilt]

@fermillo65

here is an english one for you...

bit of a git aren't you..

[fermillo65]

@keltkilt ?????????????

[demongaara]

Does anyone know what episode this is?

[KlauzAlAkir]

@demongaara No one likes reading descriptions apparently. It's season 13, episode 5. Hence why it says "Top Gear 13x05"

[demongaara]

@KlauzAlAkir i was just too stupid to understand what 13x05 meant (epic fail)

[DaLoner88]

@KlauzAlAkir People are stupid and lazy.. Sorry lol

[ThyBountyHunter]

@KlauzAlAkir to be frank and fair, not everyone can figure out what 13x05 is other then the answer is 65. :)

[automatic420]

@KlauzAlAkir you sir, must be a genius.... oh wait... show more? tha hell does that mean

[BearsDkills]

@demongaara

it's season gofuckurself or episode eatadick.

[IronGiant95]

@demongaara your fucking dumb

[Georgeous129]

haha i love that everyone laughs a little bit at first, then nothing, as soon as Jezza starts laughing everyone else laughs a lot!

[jocax188723]

"...You've given me the baby, now get in the back."

"Yeah."

*Jezza starts laughing*

*beat*

Then everybody gets it.

[TheTradge]

hahahahahaha, James seriously comes out with some of the best one-liners!

[MacGyver920]

Is the joke that since the man has given the woman a baby that he now can start doing her ass instead?

(lol)

[WestTexMex915]

when Jeremy laughed at 0:22, his laugh sorta sounded like Muttleys' laugh

[ohedd]

JAMES, YOU CAN NOT SAY THAT ON TELEVISION!

[MikeNoran]

For those of you who don't get it, it's sexual pun. Think that way. Given me the baby (front), now get in the back... Ha ha?

[NamcoCapcomFan5199]

@r4martean I'd want to download some yeah. I know it's 3 months since you made this comment but are they uploaded yet?

[DimZdalle]

i dont understand that. sorry i dont understand english well, just curious

[14Mentalist]

bless poor james has to think about what he says befor he got it if getting in the back was that easy i would be giving out babys like tesco points

[Monicaplay123]

I died.

(I actually got it at the same time as Jeremy, love that he was the first to laugh)

[MrIlovejackson]

no matter how many times i watch this is never ever fails to make me laugh... james may absolute legend!

[MacGyver920]

@r4martean I also have all 16 sesons, but I've only downloaded the best of the torrents that I could find.

[keano6t9]

I love top gear but its scripted!

[Cybergig00]

@keano6t9 not 100%, it use to be..but then the producers let them lose a bit.

[keano6t9]

@Cybergig00 Aw really?Cool! James May is my hero!

[HydiestFaith]

@r4martean I'd dowload it. :D

[UerMom]

@r4martean "d'ont do it"

[iunnox666]

That unintentional scripting.

[Kalmusenator]

Replay , replay !!! :D ,

[AxelWedstar411]

lol!

[jacksawild]

@r4martean It is the most watched TV show in all the world, in all history... ever. I think it will be downloaded.

[samvcool]

@r4martean I would download it.Plz let us know where u uploaded it

[GazzerGNET]

ha

[frankoneilljr]

Oh i get it. Anal Sex! haha

[Luxkoko]

I dont get it...?

[BarakaTheGreat]

@Luxkoko She's already gotten the baby so now use the other hole. :P

[YoodellyHoo]

I love the way there's several seconds while people work it out and then they just ERUPT into laughter...

[halflife103]

Im usually quite witty when it comes to jokes and all that stuff. but i just don't get this. either that or i just don't find it funny.

[Clarckson1]

@halflife103 i had to watch it a few times as well. The woman basically says: You've given me the baby(regular sex) now get in the back(anal) GET IT NOW? xD

[halflife103]

@Clarckson1 hmm... i guess i was expecting something else from it. It is a bit funnier... but not a lot XD

[guywhoflys1]

@r4martean i would happily download

[Gerwalk1982]

@r4martean I'm already doing that via ed2k.

[Kokosiak1]

I love how Jeremy can't stop it :)

[TheCheat2011]

@r4martean i will download it, just make sure it has enough seeders, i have a great connection but still...xD

[oboguy123]

@r4martean orite mate, what episodes this>?

[booshbaby666]

hahahaha! James May is a legend!

[degafreak98]

@r4martean dude if you do that, ill download it. just let me know

[repawnd]

Hahaha, top gear is best show ever!

[chibichan1701]

I love that he points at the camera and says "No!"

[cameronj279]

@r4martean trust me...lots will want to download it :P

[HCMusicAlliance]

@Mrsingh9696 Wow...how many times have we heard that already................

[Mrsingh9696]

@HCMusicAlliance Dude, Screw you.. Keep your comments to yourself if you havent got anything nice to say...

[HCMusicAlliance]

@Mrsingh9696 Just saying. That same "joke" gets posted on pretty much every youtube video or something related to Justin Bieber about the dislike bar :\

[EOSRI1]

@Mrsingh9696 thats unfair on the dislike bar

[ronansher]

@Mrsingh9696 And the like bar is as long as yours.

[Mrsingh9696]

@ronansher Haha lol, thnx!!

[Tazie118]

who noticed if you keep pressing 6jermemy sounds like a horse

[daddyoca69]

@r4martean they are up on torrent... but it would be cool if the other shows they did were up

[hyndzy]

Jeremy's delayed laugh had me knotted for about 3 days and 47 mins.

[iGab90]

Clarckson's reaction was priceless, im just spamming the 21 second mark xD

[mr9396]

@rk7y. Because that makes perfect sense, retard.

[mr9396]

@rk7y. And your just a fucker

[blade281090]

from whr can i download all the top gear show??

[TheJorens]

@r4martean I have 90 gb of top gear on my hard drive, beat that tiny boy.

[Slash417]

@r4martean be a good citizen. share the enjoyment.

[ironfistking5]

ahahah

[lew232168]

Jeremys face at 0:22 is a sight



[kamciar14]

haha jezza's face !!!! :D